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I decide to go neutral and get all the BFDI(A) contestants to attack everything!
List for those that didn't know:
Flower
Spongy
Blocky
Woody (I don't summon, because he's useless)
Pin
Needle (Needy, but it makes her CRAZY if anyone calls her that)
Teardrop
Golf Ball
Coiny
Snowball
Match
Eraser
Pen
Tennis Ball
Pencil
David
Ice Cube
Rocky
Leafy
Firey
Bubble
Bomby
Book
Dora
Puffball
Fries
Gelatin
Nickel
Ruby
and my favorite
Yellow Face
Before I use my turn, just wanted to ask if you had a seizure mid sentence there.
I begin building a base with a force field to protect people with. It will take 10 turns using the tools available to me. It will be able to hold a large amount of people and take quite a bit of punishment.
Force Base, 1/10
I grab jack noir and repeatedly, headbutt him.
In between headbutts, I yell "HOW... DARE... YOU...MIMIC...ME!" On the last word, I throw him into the air, uppercut his back, throw him into the air, and do a two handed power smash, creating a huge crater where we landed in.
Meanwhile, at the castle
???: what is the master doing out there?
???: I don't know, but he looks angry.
???: should we do something?
???: No. Katrina, we have our orders. stay back, protect Castle Greenbar, and prepare for the celebration. speaking of which, is the summoning ritual almost ready?
Katrina: all the priest are ready, and we have most of the ingredients, now we just need a few more things, and we'll be ready.
???:sutch as?
Katrina: well, we need a suitable sacrifice, as well as a fluid with enough power to keep it at bay.
???!: send out the scouts and scientist, as well as a few guards.
???: ah, Head Mage, good to see you with us. I feared our last series of jumps would have destroyed you.
???!: they almost did. The only reason I'm up now is cause I sense power... Lots of power...
( ninja'd
Also, there is a prize for killing me!)
All of a sudden, one of my hidden Assault-Bots comes from the shadows, the last survivin one, takes out a bkowtorch and hrats up the Godmodder with it.
What would a bkowtorch do, and how would it hrat something up?
I BECOME EXTREMELY ANGRY THAT SCOUT WAS KILLED! I give the godmodder a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 year long lecture about how bad it is to cause the death of a cute puppy. I then tell the godmodder to revive scout as MY dog
Scout was on the Pro-Godmodder's side, not yours! So the godmodder didn't cause him to die...
Green? What green? That was Scheele's Green, not just Green. You know, the stuff that becomes a deadly poison gas if it becomes damp. Too bad i sucked at painting the armor, getting it all over the godmodder's face and hair. Wait, is that rain about to happen (because there was no weather shown yet)? The stuff that will dampen the Scheele's Green? Have fun with that.
And to make sure that this can't be dodged, i confiscate any gas masks he has on him, and cast "Dispel Poison Immunity" on the godmodder.
The godmodder, uh...hm...
He doesn't see a single way to get out of this one!
As he rushes to the nearest paint-cleaner store, he takes 1 damage!
I spew flames everywhere and beat the living ---- out of one PG entity.
After, I return back to forge a shield. This is a legendary shield (12 turns) called The Bee. The Bee is an extreme shield that amps attacks to an extreme level when fully charged and has a 1 turn recharge rate. However, the shield has crap capacity and takes 3 turns to start recharging again (but on the 3rd turn it completely recharges.)
Metroid Prime: 21/30
Jack Noir uses the Red Miles on everyone minus Jade, amplified with First Guardian powers.
"You can't escape the miles." -Caliborn
Also, this Jack Noir looks like Jackspers Noirlecrow instead of Bec Noir, because the former looks so much cooler. He has all the powers of Bec Noir, though.
I decide to go neutral and get all the BFDI(A) contestants to attack everything!
List for those that didn't know:
Flower
Spongy
Blocky
Woody (I don't summon, because he's useless)
Pin
Needle (Needy, but it makes her CRAZY if anyone calls her that)
Teardrop
Golf Ball
Coiny
Snowball
Match
Eraser
Pen
Tennis Ball
Pencil
David
Ice Cube
Rocky
Leafy
Firey
Bubble
Bomby
Book
Dora
Puffball
Fries
Gelatin
Nickel
Ruby
and my favorite
Yellow Face
Before I use my turn, just wanted to ask if you had a seizure mid sentence there.
I begin building a base with a force field to protect people with. It will take 10 turns using the tools available to me. It will be able to hold a large amount of people and take quite a bit of punishment.
Force Base, 1/10
Angry Trewqs uses Meditate! His Rage is cut in half, but his HP is healed by 2,500! Jack Noir forgoes an attack this turn, in order to charge up a mini-critted attack next turn!
All the players deal 8,000 damage to Jack Noir! WM7, the Firebase, and the Robot Masters deal an additional 7,000 3,500 damage to him! The BfDI Contestants help the Droid Army board the Sentinel, overtaking the crew!
The godmodder tricks the Wily Machine 7 into falling off a cliff, destroying it! The Egg-Wily Machine will be added next turn... the Mechs kill the BfDI Contestants and deal 5,000 damage to the Firebase! They also kill gardenGnostic, using up one of her respawns!
The Battlefield:
Angry Trewqs: [N] HP: 5,501/9,001. Rage: 50.
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 32,200/40,000.
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 1,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 1,430/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 2,630/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: IIISpecial: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
Metroid Prime: 22/30
My spirit temporarily leaves Jack's body to summon Distraction!
Distraction
2/2 HP
Moves: Replicate (Creates two more Distractions)
Passives: Attract (All moves have a chance to hit Distraction instead)
Resist (All non-crits deal 1 damage)
I throw a pie at Jack Noir.
Mega Heal
I throw highly corrosive acid on the EN-Mech
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List for those that didn't know:
Flower
Spongy
Blocky
Woody (I don't summon, because he's useless)
Pin
Needle (Needy, but it makes her CRAZY if anyone calls her that)
Teardrop
Golf Ball
Coiny
Snowball
Match
Eraser
Pen
Tennis Ball
Pencil
David
Ice Cube
Rocky
Leafy
Firey
Bubble
Bomby
Book
Dora
Puffball
Fries
Gelatin
Nickel
Ruby
and my favorite
Yellow Face
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
UBER HEAL
Check out my mod idea! http://www.minecraft...r-with-bending/
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
A giant lampshade falls over the godmodder!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Before I use my turn, just wanted to ask if you had a seizure mid sentence there.
I begin building a base with a force field to protect people with. It will take 10 turns using the tools available to me. It will be able to hold a large amount of people and take quite a bit of punishment.
Force Base, 1/10
2,000 damage to Jack Noir!
What would a bkowtorch do, and how would it hrat something up?
Scout was on the Pro-Godmodder's side, not yours! So the godmodder didn't cause him to die...
You cannot re-summon entities!
The godmodder's skeleton pops out of his body! It dances around, scares a few people, and then returns back to normal inside of him.
Please don't do that, because it will be very confusing to players to see the charge constantly flicker between numbers.
The godmodder, uh...hm...
He doesn't see a single way to get out of this one!
As he rushes to the nearest paint-cleaner store, he takes 1 damage!
1,500 damage!
+2,000 HP!
Victory-Class Star Destroyer Subjugator killed!
+1,000 HP!
Alright.
500 damage to everyone except Jade!
The godmodder catches the rock!
2,600 damage!
2,300 damage!
2,500 damage!
Your mind strains so much at the idea of touching, let alone attacking such an abstract concept that it explodes!
Battle for Dream Island Contestants added!
The godmodder sees right through your plan and resists your buffs, even though they will make him stronger!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Angry Trewqs uses Meditate! His Rage is cut in half, but his HP is healed by 2,500! Jack Noir forgoes an attack this turn, in order to charge up a mini-critted attack next turn!
All the players deal 8,000 damage to Jack Noir! WM7, the Firebase, and the Robot Masters deal an additional
7,0003,500 damage to him! The BfDI Contestants help the Droid Army board the Sentinel, overtaking the crew!The godmodder tricks the Wily Machine 7 into falling off a cliff, destroying it! The Egg-Wily Machine will be added next turn... the Mechs kill the BfDI Contestants and deal 5,000 damage to the Firebase! They also kill gardenGnostic, using up one of her respawns!
The Battlefield:
Angry Trewqs: [N] HP: 5,501/9,001. Rage: 50.
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 32,200/40,000.
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 1,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 1,430/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 2,630/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
1TrollLtd's Armor: [AG] HP: 2,500/3,000. (x5.) Current Armor: Lightning Boots, Slag Gauntlets, Corroding Chestplate, Flare Helm, Explosive Greaves.
Forge: [AG] HP: 4,500/5,000.
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,000/7,500. (x9.).
Droch-Class Boarding Ships: [AG] HP: 16,500/40,000. Boarding Progress: 70%.
Firebase: [AG] HP: 4,500/10,000. Marines: HP: 100/100. (x5.) Warthogs: 250/750. (x2.)
Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 4,000/4,500. (x14.) Current Master: Cut Man.
Victory-Class Star Destroyer Wachtor: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Immobilizer 418 Cruiser Sentinel: [PG] HP: 9,700/10,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 38,500/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 64,550/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 52,700/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 42,700/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 31,200/40,000. Potion Supply: 11,500/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 39,500/90,000. World's End: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 70/125.
My spirit temporarily leaves Jack's body to summon Distraction!
Distraction
2/2 HP
Moves: Replicate (Creates two more Distractions)
Passives: Attract (All moves have a chance to hit Distraction instead)
Resist (All non-crits deal 1 damage)
Jack Noir now stabs Angry Trewqs with his sword!
Oh no