I take a break from my charge to lead John, Rose, Dave, and Jade to their quest beds! (And my own quest bed as well. I shall let everyone decide what my..thing is. ((Will I be a Heir of Light, or a Knight of Void?)) )
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I then blast a Vengeance Beam at the PG entities. Please make it so that the longer an entity lasts and greater ampunts of damage it dealt, the greater the damage of the Vengeance Beam.
Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers Fantome and Attentive killed!
I start encouraging players to start generating terrain to start slowly lowering the RAM of the godmodder. I hope for everyone to follow everyone and start lagging the godmodder's computer a bit.
You get 100,000 or so players to explore new lands! However, out of his infinite computers, the Godmodder has allocated infinite computers for RAM purposes, so the server can never lag!
After doing so, I preform 2 actions. 1, I transform into a psycho mutant and 2, I slam a random entity.
My armor takes 3 turns to repair once fully torn off.
You have your full set of armor equipped! Here are their buffs:
Lightning Boots: Enables you to evade enemy attacks. All your attacks deal 20% more damage.
Slag Gauntlets: Next poster's attack will mini-crit.
Corroding Chestplate: All your attacks against metal entities deal 20% more damage.
Flare Helm: Burns an entity for one turn, dealing 500 damage.
Explosive Greaves: Enables you to evade enemy attacks. All attacks deal 10% more damage.
Your armor will be given health bars and will be added as an entity (even though it is on you)! You attack the EN-Mech, dealing 1,821 damage!
I pause my other charge again.
I grab my Euliciadator and use it to start summoning the colossal titan from Attack On Titan.
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Colossal Titan
HEALTH(max):30000/30000
Attack: 5000 Standard; 8000 Special (Once Every 3 Turns); 15000 Last Stand (Before Death); Regain 10000 Self Heal(heals 10000 health, takes a turn of attack, can only be used when at lower than 10000);
Abilities: Heals 3000 Automatically Every Turn; Can only be finished off by having his Nape slashed; Can not kill enemies bigger than him.
Whilst in the middle of summoning, I put forcefields around ectoBiologist, tentacleTherapist, turntechGodhead and gardenGnostic, protecting them from one attack.
Infinitely dense
Infinitely fast
Infinitely large
Infinitely deep
Infinitely unblockable
Infinitely undodgeable
Infinitely invincible
Infinitely indeflectible
Infinitely Unknockbackable
...The Godmodder counters the attack by whipping out the Hylian Shield he used to protect himself when he was charging that one time! You never said it was "Un-Counterable!"
30/30
Egg-Wily Machine X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
I upgrade The will machine 7 into the Egg-Willy Machine X!
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Egg-Wily Machine X
HP:60,000
Mega Shield:30,000
Attack:
Mega Lazer: a lazer in the mouth, nuff said
Fire everything!!:Deals heavy damage to all PG units, disables entity for 2 turns
Defence:
High votage force field: all melee attack will result in 999999 mega volts of electrisity runing through them
You forgot to replace the Will Machine 7 with this entity111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
waiting.
I toss a rock at a rock man.
1. The Will Machine 7 does not exist.
2. Minor never approved the charge in the first place, to my knowledge. If you can prove me wrong, the charge will go through.
I take Metal Dave's dead (again) body and take out the Metal Blade weapon and feed it to a pig.
I then put Dave's body in the "to be revived again with Ring Boomerang weapon later on" closet
Then i paint the godmodder's armor green. Because why the hell not?
When an entity dies, it does not leave behind a body! It vanishes in a puff of smoke. Unless it's a robot, then it explodes into scrap metal. The Godmodder HATES green! He takes off his armor in disgust, without even comprehending what he is doing!
I look at how much respawns John has. I feel a...feeling of darkness. It doesn't quite take over though. I decide to play with the Alchimiter and combine my weapon with my Broken Halo, and make copies of that weapon and give them to the kids. Of course, if it costs lots of Build Grist, Dave lent me a lot.
You cannot alchemize weapons with Spoils of War! It would cost a googolplex of grist!
I use the C-mech mk 2 as a battering ram on the UNC frigate
I gain a new passive
Bloodthirst: every time I kill an entity, I gain 15 rage.
I contine ranting about my party.
You ended my charge? IMPOSSIBLE! I use the five-post charge's energy to release a massive Red Miles at the AGs, except Jade, as usual. This breaks the game's coding, and thousands of zeroes and ones fly into me. I am now officially Jack Noir.
Act 5: Jack Noir kills everybody.
Whoever kills me gets a cool Black Queen's ring!
The players are protected due to the shield! However, it still warps the game's coding, altering you to become...
I steal some of the 0 and 1's Serpent just made, convert their data to hexadecimal, and FIRE THE CANNONS WITH THE HEXADECIMAL ON THE PGs!
Since they are altered with the power of Jack Noir, an additional 1 damage is dealt to the Godmodder! By now, he has regained his senses and washes his armor, restoring it to its original hue.
I turn something into binary. However, the binary has the number "2" in it. The impossibleness of this makes turns into a physical attack that hits the godmodder!
The Godmodder trained himself to be immune to binary, real or otherwise, after everyone started using it when the Mechs came!
I take a break from my charge to lead John, Rose, Dave, and Jade to their quest beds! (And my own quest bed as well. I shall let everyone decide what my..thing is. ((Will I be a Heir of Light, or a Knight of Void?)) )
The four have already ascended to God Tier! It is safe to assume that they were summoned in current-day Homestuck.
Simple, Evil Leafy eats the players and then they go on a lengthy journey to escape.
All players are invincible and would not be given health bars, because not only could Evil Leafy attack them, but everyone can, and that's not good. And even if Evil Leafy could attack the Godmodder, it is extremely unlikely that its attacks would even work.
The EN-Mech is way too tall for water to affect it!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The first thing The_Serpent realizes upon becoming Jack Noir is that since Jack Noir hates everyone, he can't choose any one side, and is neutral as a result! Jack Noir randomly flies to the Anti-Godmodders and stabs tentacleTherapist through the chest, dealing 2,000 damage to her! Angry Trewqs attacks turntechGodhead, dealing 1,000 damage to him and losing 25 Rage Points!
All the players destroy the rest of the Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers and deal 2,000 damage to
Victory-Class Star Destroyer Bombard! The WM7, UNSC Frigate 3, Firebase, and the Robot Masters all team up to destroy Victory-Class Star Destroyers Bombard and deal 6,000 damage to Subjugator! The Droid Army continues boarding the Sentinel, but their forces are halved! They will need some player help soon if they want to be successful.
All the Mechs destroy UNSC Frigate 3 and deal 20,000 damage to WM7! The Godmodder deals 6,000 damage to Angry Trewqs! The Imperial Fleet deals an additional 1,000 damage!
The Battlefield:
Angry Trewqs: [N] HP: 3,001/9,001. Rage: 50.
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 3,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 930/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 3,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 2,630/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
I grab jack noir and repeatedly, headbutt him.
In between headbutts, I yell "HOW... DARE... YOU...MIMIC...ME!" On the last word, I throw him into the air, uppercut his back, throw him into the air, and do a two handed power smash, creating a huge crater where we landed in.
Meanwhile, at the castle
???: what is the master doing out there?
???: I don't know, but he looks angry.
???: should we do something?
???: No. Katrina, we have our orders. stay back, protect Castle Greenbar, and prepare for the celebration. speaking of which, is the summoning ritual almost ready?
Katrina: all the priest are ready, and we have most of the ingredients, now we just need a few more things, and we'll be ready.
???:sutch as?
Katrina: well, we need a suitable sacrifice, as well as a fluid with enough power to keep it at bay.
???!: send out the scouts and scientist, as well as a few guards.
???: ah, Head Mage, good to see you with us. I feared our last series of jumps would have destroyed you.
???!: they almost did. The only reason I'm up now is cause I sense power... Lots of power...
( ninja'd
Also, there is a prize for killing me!)
All of a sudden, one of my hidden Assault-Bots comes from the shadows, the last survivin one, takes out a bkowtorch and hrats up the Godmodder with it.
- DLN. 003 Cut Man
- DLN. 004 Guts Man
- DLN. 005 Ice Man
- DLN. 006 Bomb Man
- DLN. 007 Fire Man
- DLN. 008 Elec Man
- DWN. 009 Metal Man
- DWN. 010 Air Man
- DWN. 011 Bubble Man
- DWN. 012 Quick Man
- DWN. 013 Crash Man (Clashman)
- DWN. 014 Flash Man
- DWN. 015 Heat Man
- DWN. 016 Wood Man
Look up their weaknesses and attacksThey all have 8000 HP each.
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Robot masters Rise and assult the godmodder!!!!
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An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Jack Noir takes a sword out of his body and stabs turntechGodhead with it, holding him in place with tentacles!
Oh no
The ball is about the size of a baseball now...
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers Fantome and Attentive killed!
You get 100,000 or so players to explore new lands! However, out of his infinite computers, the Godmodder has allocated infinite computers for RAM purposes, so the server can never lag!
You have your full set of armor equipped! Here are their buffs:
Lightning Boots: Enables you to evade enemy attacks. All your attacks deal 20% more damage.
Slag Gauntlets: Next poster's attack will mini-crit.
Corroding Chestplate: All your attacks against metal entities deal 20% more damage.
Flare Helm: Burns an entity for one turn, dealing 500 damage.
Explosive Greaves: Enables you to evade enemy attacks. All attacks deal 10% more damage.
Your armor will be given health bars and will be added as an entity (even though it is on you)! You attack the EN-Mech, dealing 1,821 damage!
Well...
All Players are protected from one attack.
...The Godmodder counters the attack by whipping out the Hylian Shield he used to protect himself when he was charging that one time! You never said it was "Un-Counterable!"
1. The Will Machine 7 does not exist.
2. Minor never approved the charge in the first place, to my knowledge. If you can prove me wrong, the charge will go through.
There is no rock man anywhere on the battlefield!
When an entity dies, it does not leave behind a body! It vanishes in a puff of smoke. Unless it's a robot, then it explodes into scrap metal. The Godmodder HATES green! He takes off his armor in disgust, without even comprehending what he is doing!
You cannot alchemize weapons with Spoils of War! It would cost a googolplex of grist!
2,000 damage to each!
The players are protected due to the shield! However, it still warps the game's coding, altering you to become...
Jack Noir.
You cannot simplify charge times!
Since the Godmodder's armor is not on him, he takes the full blow of the attack! 2 damage!
Since they are altered with the power of Jack Noir, an additional 1 damage is dealt to the Godmodder! By now, he has regained his senses and washes his armor, restoring it to its original hue.
Firebase, Marines, and Warthogs added!
The Godmodder trained himself to be immune to binary, real or otherwise, after everyone started using it when the Mechs came!
Robot Masters DWN 003-016 added! They are nerfed due to the Curse of Constant Charging™!
Not if you're shackled to your chair, you can't!
The godmodder just listens to some music while he stays! He quite enjoyed it.
The four have already ascended to God Tier! It is safe to assume that they were summoned in current-day Homestuck.
1,000 damage!
Next attack against John will fail!
All players are invincible and would not be given health bars, because not only could Evil Leafy attack them, but everyone can, and that's not good. And even if Evil Leafy could attack the Godmodder, it is extremely unlikely that its attacks would even work.
1,000 damage!
You fail!
The EN-Mech is way too tall for water to affect it!
End-of-Turn Battle:
The first thing The_Serpent realizes upon becoming Jack Noir is that since Jack Noir hates everyone, he can't choose any one side, and is neutral as a result! Jack Noir randomly flies to the Anti-Godmodders and stabs tentacleTherapist through the chest, dealing 2,000 damage to her! Angry Trewqs attacks turntechGodhead, dealing 1,000 damage to him and losing 25 Rage Points!
All the players destroy the rest of the Tartan-Class Patrol Cruisers and deal 2,000 damage to
Victory-Class Star Destroyer Bombard! The WM7, UNSC Frigate 3, Firebase, and the Robot Masters all team up to destroy Victory-Class Star Destroyers Bombard and deal 6,000 damage to Subjugator! The Droid Army continues boarding the Sentinel, but their forces are halved! They will need some player help soon if they want to be successful.
All the Mechs destroy UNSC Frigate 3 and deal 20,000 damage to WM7! The Godmodder deals 6,000 damage to Angry Trewqs! The Imperial Fleet deals an additional 1,000 damage!
The Battlefield:
Angry Trewqs: [N] HP: 3,001/9,001. Rage: 50.
Jack Noir: [N] HP: 40,000/40,000.
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 3,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 930/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 3,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 2,630/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
1TrollLtd's Armor: [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x5.) Current Armor: Lightning Boots, Slag Gauntlets, Corroding Chestplate, Flare Helm, Explosive Greaves.
Forge: [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000.
Mainframe Beacons: [AG] HP: 5,500/7,500. (x9.).
Wily Machine 7: [AG] HP: 3,000/55,000.
Droch-Class Boarding Ships: [AG] HP: 15,000/40,000. Boarding Progress: 50%.
Firebase: [AG] HP: 10,000/10,000. Marines: HP: 100/100. (x10.) Warthogs: 750/750. (x2.)
Robot Masters DWN. 003-016: [AG] HP: 4,500/4,500. (x14.) Current Master: Cut Man.
Victory-Class Star Destroyers Subjugator, Wachtor: [PG] HP: 4,000/10,000. (x2.)
Immobilizer 418 Cruiser Sentinel: [PG] HP: 9,700/10,000.
C-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 38,500/65,000. TNT Strike: IIIII
Z-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 64,550/75,000. Undead Horde: IIIII
S-Mech MK. II: [MECH] HP: 52,700/80,000. Sniper Rifle: IIIII
SL-Mech: [MECH] HP: 42,700/50,000. Acid Rain: IIIII
W-Mech: [MECH] HP: 31,200/40,000. Potion Supply: 11,500/20,000. Crit Potion: IIIII
EN-Mech: [MECH] HP: 44,600/90,000. World's End: IIIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 71/125.
In between headbutts, I yell "HOW... DARE... YOU...MIMIC...ME!" On the last word, I throw him into the air, uppercut his back, throw him into the air, and do a two handed power smash, creating a huge crater where we landed in.
Meanwhile, at the castle
???: what is the master doing out there?
???: I don't know, but he looks angry.
???: should we do something?
???: No. Katrina, we have our orders. stay back, protect Castle Greenbar, and prepare for the celebration. speaking of which, is the summoning ritual almost ready?
Katrina: all the priest are ready, and we have most of the ingredients, now we just need a few more things, and we'll be ready.
???:sutch as?
Katrina: well, we need a suitable sacrifice, as well as a fluid with enough power to keep it at bay.
???!: send out the scouts and scientist, as well as a few guards.
???: ah, Head Mage, good to see you with us. I feared our last series of jumps would have destroyed you.
???!: they almost did. The only reason I'm up now is cause I sense power... Lots of power...
( ninja'd
Also, there is a prize for killing me!)
I look at Trewqs and say to go away. I then start playing this song at him:
All of a sudden, one of my hidden Assault-Bots comes from the shadows, the last survivin one, takes out a bkowtorch and hrats up the Godmodder with it.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...