I unleash Snow, where he re-creates the Treason of Treaty, and pits the Godmodder in the arena against Katniss, Peets, Finnick, Johanna, Enobaria, Annie, and the mech suit. Along with 17 other Career tributes. The Godmodder is heavily wounded in the bloodbath.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, start, select! ( that's the konami code)
I then remind everyone there is a party at my castle, and there is cake, and presents, and... and... SANTA?!
cue Santa flying on to the battle field with his team of reindeer, led by Rudolph.
I also land my castle nearby, and it extravagantly docks there.
I also get a team of scientist to begin producing a player locater. Once finished it can locate any player on the server. Guess what? I'm only making two. One for me, and one for the highest bidder. Please note, that means the godmodder can get his hands on one. Good luck.
Player locater :1/30
I warp in, throw clouds of kunai at the operator, and one of the kunai opens a weak point in him, leaving the next attack to do double damage. I warp out of existence.
I whip out what appears to be a robotic corpse with a shield on it. I open a panel, placing a piece of what appears to be weapon data with a...Metal Blade engraved on it?
"Arise, my once useless robot! Arise once more to show off how powerful you are!"
Dave once more reboots, armed with the infinite supply of Metal Blades Metal Man once used for fighting Mega Man, and even his design and shield look a bit more like Metal Man himself would use.
"You didn't think i'd leave Dave behind, would I?"
I facepalm at my failure at the scythe. I pick it up and hoist it over my soldier. I quickly transform it into a small version in which it shoots demonic sickles. I swing it a few times in the direction of scout, shooting a few smaller but just as deadly magical projectiles.
((Guys, even when we totally get the godmodder prime to one health, it'll probably try to heal. So watch out for that.))
3,000 damage to Scout! The goal is not to get Godmodder Prime to 1 HP, the goal is to get him to 5.
I give out free bear hugs! From a real bear!
I also point out that the god odder kicked the op scale, when you said it was a concept! This, either one of my earlier attacks, or tt2000's attack should have gone through!
Godmodder Prime did not kick the OP Scale, he kicked the OP OP Scale, which was a tangible thing that TT2000 made!
I get Gabe Newell to throw Steam Sales at the Godmodder Prime.
He also nerfs scout by 100%.
I somehow get him to do all this.
Godmodder Prime is not affected by the Steam Sales; he has a copy of every Steam game! Even though Scout is not a TF2 Scout, it works! 2,000 damage to Scout! Scout's max HP halved!
So, wait...this whole "Twinbuilder wrote the guide and manages this game" thing is kind of confusing me...wait a minute! if all the minecraft players in the world are stuck playing on this server(we haven't seen any in quite a while...), then that means Twingamer/builder must be in this server somewhere! The implications of this are...
THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ARE...
...I'm not really sure, actually. But maybe finding Twingamer could have a potential effect on the game! If anyone is bored, we could look for him once we've finished the sidequest!
I give the godmodder a "slightly armed" nuke.
Well, since every player is on the server, logically, that means that TwinBuilder would be on the server, now, wouldn't he be? *cue self-insertion into game not unlike Andrew Hussie in Homestuck*
No, that won't happen yet. But I can dream! You can look for TwinBuilder later if you want.
Godmodder Prime is very careful to store the "slightly armed" nuke in an armory!
You do not have to get him to 0 health! You have to get him to 5!
I summon Skeliwolf, this time as an entity. I also use my spritely knoweldge of the Medium to procure an Alchemiter for anyone to use. Pageclaim boosts Skeliwolf's power, for ownership of a page grants energy to the owner!
Skeliwolf added! You place down an Alchemiter. Using this, you can combine any two things in Minecraft or otherwise to create a new thing! This will be cool. Why don't you try it out?
I break scout out of mind control because he loves me to much.....and I give him treats to be back on our side
Because the godmodder is prone to damage I stab him with a......sword of TT's complaints
Godmodder Prime bribes him back with even more treats, plus bacon!
I hypnotise fseftr into going to the Pyramid (That place with really deadly stuff that's near impossible to escape from alive and will totally kill you and stuff but if you can make it out alive with the treasure [That's about a 1/1,000,000,000 chance right there] you instantly win) available from the crossroads by using my Hypno Glasses.
(Referencing Board Game Online is so much fun!)
fsetfr's above attack fails because this attack was specifically made to counterattack it!
I run up to the godmodder and punch him in the face!
Godmodder Prime blocks your punch then breaks your wrist! He then punches you around the world until you fall into a portal. You pop out into some tall grass on Route 1 and become a Weedle. A level-grinding Pokemon Trainer sees you. Results are predictable.
Side note: My last post took me half an hour to type, so it's a good thing that it managed to deal 1 damage to the Godmodder!! (I'm so proud that I start to cry, and not only because I dealt 1 damage to the Godmodder, but because I also am reading this excellent book where two people just kissed each other, then blew up in an explosion.)
I hug Scout and start to cry again, realizing only after 24 hours that I was suffocating him. I then let him go and tell him I'm sorry (NOT). I then leave and go back to doing whatever stupid thing I was doing.
I combine my Diamond Sword and my Potion to make the Potion Sword!!!
(Has a chance to inflict Poison, Nausea, or Slowness on the target.)
Dimensional Portal: 2/10
You successfully alchemize the Potion Lance. It resembles a Diamond Sword, but the blade looks like a cone. An attachment reveals a device that can shoot Splash Potions everywhere.
I turn into Cronus and make time slow down for the Godmodder so I can stab him
Time-based attacks will not work against Godmodder Prime because he time-warped here himself! As such, a Chronal Field of Time Displacement (No clue what that means; don't ask) causes all time-based attacks to enter a paradox feedback loop against the user, causing them to never even do the attack in the first place!
I unleash Snow, where he re-creates the Treason of Treaty, and pits the Godmodder in the arena against Katniss, Peets, Finnick, Johanna, Enobaria, Annie, and the mech suit. Along with 17 other Career tributes. The Godmodder is heavily wounded in the bloodbath.
The horde kills Scout and deals 3,500 damage to Danny on the way to Godmodder Prime, but he simply flies high in the air where no one can reach him, then rains down green fire on them from above. Green fire is the best because it is magical fire!
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, start, select! ( that's the konami code)
I then remind everyone there is a party at my castle, and there is cake, and presents, and... and... SANTA?!
cue Santa flying on to the battle field with his team of reindeer, led by Rudolph.
I also land my castle nearby, and it extravagantly docks there.
I also get a team of scientist to begin producing a player locater. Once finished it can locate any player on the server. Guess what? I'm only making two. One for me, and one for the highest bidder. Please note, that means the godmodder can get his hands on one. Good luck.
Player locater :1/30
I warp in, throw clouds of kunai at the operator, and one of the kunai opens a weak point in him, leaving the next attack to do double damage. I warp out of existence.
We are out of posts, and, in fact, have been out for QUITE A WHILE! ENOUGH POSTING!
End-of-Turn Battlefield:
Godmodder Prime decides to sit back and relax for a bit, and lets his entities do the work! Origami Man and Metal Dave deal 2,000 damage to Danny! They also stun him, making him not able to attack this turn. Skeliwolf deals 4,000 damage to Origami Man!
However, Godmodder Prime and everyone on the battlefield hears a rumbling noise... It sounds like... footsteps! You turn around and see an entourage of three players has appeared! But then, John Egbert, now fully healed, leads the way, bringing it to four! Getting a closer look at the group, you see something familiar about them...
The Ruins of Monolithium:
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
Origami Man: [AG] HP: 500/6,500.
Metal Dave: [AG] HP: 7,000/7,000.
Danny: [PG] HP: 4,500/10,000.
Skeliwolf: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Godmodder Prime: [GM2] HP: 6/80.
GM's Note:
This will (hopefully) be my last Homestuck reference for a while. Hopefully.
While I patiently wait for TwinBuilder to finish posting, I walk over to the Alchemiter, and combine a Cosmic Sword, a Bow, a Wither Skeleton Skull, and Fire to form the Cosmic Undead Sword-Bow of Nether. I shoot a couple Cosmic Undead Nether Arrows into Dave Strider, and then slice him repeatedly.
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I quickly take the scythe and send it to my storage dimension. I pull out a double barrel shotgun and fire one bullet at the Skeliwolf and one at the GM^2! Gowever, before I am able to, I realise fs is screwing things up again, so block his attack and and send him to a different dimension. He has made me unable to attack during this post, however I am blocking oragami man from any attacks.
After recovering from a severe dea-uh, I mean, KO, I heal my wrist, make it completely indestructible, as well as putting an anti-pokemon-transformation-module on myself, then I run at the godmodder and punch him in the face again! Also, the attack is buffed...with UNBLOCKABILITYNESS!
I spend a turn mining for materials to build a forge/ building the forge itself. On my next turns, I will create some armor.
The Armor:
Lightning Boots (3 turns, increased movespeed and attack damage)
Slag Gauntlets (5 turns, forces next poster's attack to deal double)
Corroding Chestplate (5 turns, wears away slightly at armored enemies)
Flare Helm (5 turns, lights things on fire when they come in contact with the armor)
Explosive Greaves (4 turns, enhanced jump and impact damage)
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1/30
I unleash Snow, where he re-creates the Treason of Treaty, and pits the Godmodder in the arena against Katniss, Peets, Finnick, Johanna, Enobaria, Annie, and the mech suit. Along with 17 other Career tributes. The Godmodder is heavily wounded in the bloodbath.
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://megaman.wikia...-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
Storage.
23/30
Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I then remind everyone there is a party at my castle, and there is cake, and presents, and... and... SANTA?!
cue Santa flying on to the battle field with his team of reindeer, led by Rudolph.
I also land my castle nearby, and it extravagantly docks there.
I also get a team of scientist to begin producing a player locater. Once finished it can locate any player on the server. Guess what? I'm only making two. One for me, and one for the highest bidder. Please note, that means the godmodder can get his hands on one. Good luck.
Player locater :1/30
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://megaman.wikia...-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
Storage.
24/30
Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
I toss a potion of Nausia II at the scout.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://megaman.wikia...-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
Storage.
25/30
Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
I munch on some tasty cake.
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2,000 damage! It is not a TF2 Scout, it is a puppy named Scout.
The Spider Lusus is dead! Danny added! However, like Scout, Godmodder Prime mind-controls him to his side!
Metal Dave added!
3,000 damage to Scout! The goal is not to get Godmodder Prime to 1 HP, the goal is to get him to 5.
Godmodder Prime did not kick the OP Scale, he kicked the OP OP Scale, which was a tangible thing that TT2000 made!
+500 max HP!
Godmodder Prime is not affected by the Steam Sales; he has a copy of every Steam game! Even though Scout is not a TF2 Scout, it works! 2,000 damage to Scout! Scout's max HP halved!
Well, since every player is on the server, logically, that means that TwinBuilder would be on the server, now, wouldn't he be? *cue self-insertion into game not unlike Andrew Hussie in Homestuck*
No, that won't happen yet. But I can dream! You can look for TwinBuilder later if you want.
Godmodder Prime is very careful to store the "slightly armed" nuke in an armory!
Skeliwolf added! You place down an Alchemiter. Using this, you can combine any two things in Minecraft or otherwise to create a new thing! This will be cool. Why don't you try it out?
Evil Leafy captchalogued! Obscenely Heavy Weight captchalogued!
Godmodder Prime bribes him back with even more treats, plus bacon!
It WOULD have worked, if not for...
fsetfr's above attack fails because this attack was specifically made to counterattack it!
You succeed, but players are invincible, so I'm guessing it was out of spite.
You fail!
Godmodder Prime blocks your punch then breaks your wrist! He then punches you around the world until you fall into a portal. You pop out into some tall grass on Route 1 and become a Weedle. A level-grinding Pokemon Trainer sees you. Results are predictable.
2,500 damage to Scout!
Godmodder Prime grabs a NERF Gatling Gun and proceeds to mop the floor with you!
2,000 damage to Origami Man!
The Godmodder's -1 Feather Falling Diamond Boots protect him!
You successfully alchemize the Potion Lance. It resembles a Diamond Sword, but the blade looks like a cone. An attachment reveals a device that can shoot Splash Potions everywhere.
Time-based attacks will not work against Godmodder Prime because he time-warped here himself! As such, a Chronal Field of Time Displacement (No clue what that means; don't ask) causes all time-based attacks to enter a paradox feedback loop against the user, causing them to never even do the attack in the first place!
The horde kills Scout and deals 3,500 damage to Danny on the way to Godmodder Prime, but he simply flies high in the air where no one can reach him, then rains down green fire on them from above. Green fire is the best because it is magical fire!
This charge is still at 6/30!
This charge is still at 22/30!
This charge is at 0/30!
This charge is still at 22/30!
This charge is still at 22/30!
End-of-Turn Battlefield:
Godmodder Prime decides to sit back and relax for a bit, and lets his entities do the work! Origami Man and Metal Dave deal 2,000 damage to Danny! They also stun him, making him not able to attack this turn. Skeliwolf deals 4,000 damage to Origami Man!
However, Godmodder Prime and everyone on the battlefield hears a rumbling noise... It sounds like... footsteps! You turn around and see an entourage of three players has appeared! But then, John Egbert, now fully healed, leads the way, bringing it to four! Getting a closer look at the group, you see something familiar about them...
The Ruins of Monolithium:
ectoBiologist: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Does the windy thing, dealing heavy damage and critting against fire-based entities. Votes: IIII
tentacleTherapist: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the magic of the Furthest Ring, petrifying all enemies that turn. Votes: IIII
turntechGodhead: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Uses the SORD....., dealing an ironic amount of damage. Votes: IIII
gardenGnostic: [P] HP: 4,130/4,130. Respawns: III Special: Summons Bec to annihilate the enemy team. Votes: IIII
Origami Man: [AG] HP: 500/6,500.
Metal Dave: [AG] HP: 7,000/7,000.
Danny: [PG] HP: 4,500/10,000.
Skeliwolf: [PG] HP: 10,000/10,000.
Godmodder Prime: [GM2] HP: 6/80.
GM's Note:
This will (hopefully) be my last Homestuck reference for a while. Hopefully.
Oh no
Just think happy thoughts.
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I spend a turn mining for materials to build a forge/ building the forge itself. On my next turns, I will create some armor.
The Armor:
Lightning Boots (3 turns, increased movespeed and attack damage)
Slag Gauntlets (5 turns, forces next poster's attack to deal double)
Corroding Chestplate (5 turns, wears away slightly at armored enemies)
Flare Helm (5 turns, lights things on fire when they come in contact with the armor)
Explosive Greaves (4 turns, enhanced jump and impact damage)