I take the OPness scale, and replace it with one that goes MUCH higher(it can handle attacks of roughly x10000000000 OPness as compared to the previous one), AND it just hits a cap instead of rolling over!
Then I realize what an incredibly bad idea that would be, and instead just kick the godmodder.
I toss a brick into the air. And it keeps going up because the gravity physics broke a little bit.
That's all folks, nothing more to see. Go home. I'm serious.
The brick keeps flying into space! It narrowly avoids a jet plane and a meteor on its way. Eventually, it gets out of Earth's atmosphere and is in outer space! It tears right through the hull of an alien ship, causing it and its entire fleet to explode! They had been secretly planning an invasion of Earth for years, but you stopped them!
The only thing you receive for your "effort" is a medal. But it is a CHOCOLATE medal.
I point out that there is no rule on fighting with excrement, then dump out a toilet on the godmodder. If the rules are suddenly edited to ban this attack, I instead initiate a combo attack using my axe's special! everyone use the special ability of their spoils of war to crush the godmodder!
1st combo hit, specials used: axe smash (godmodder armor broken, spirits of the dead summoned (AG, they are spawned from the ground))
Godmodder Prime CENSORED toilet CENSORED Crusher CENSORED ban CENSORED!
The combo does not go through, because technically the attack didn't get banned, you just didn't know what its results were!
I realize my possible folly, and then realize that the GodModder is technically against his own rules, due to the fact that GodModders are almost never villans! I inform an authority who tells me to man up, and go back to war. I sigh and follow his orders. I quickly note that there is a lack of automatic turrets! I attempt to build one like from TF2 but bigger and more BA.
1/5
((Who's on our team? I think the wizard apprentice was on our team and I feel like an idiot for attempting to stun him. I guess after I get these turrets up I can try and revive him which might not work.))
Well, this godmodder is a villain! And his mission is to make everyone ragequit his server, only to come back on again and again! And so far he's succeeding. Godmodder Prime is helping him out too.
The Sentry Gun you build will be slightly weakened due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™. Any entity with the [AG] tag is on your side.
This thing is hard to encrypt, everyone is charging. I've tried to join, but numerous stuff is very confusing. But since there is so little, I come!
I dash around! The Spider knows that in minecraft, spiders used to be boogey-men! But, since sprint was included they lost their stuff for speed! It gets distraced from these thoughts, and I crack its leg.
Welcome! Make sure you read the rules and tips; they should help out. If you're confused about any aspect of the game, let me know.
Technically, the Spider Lusus is from Hivebent Homestuck, not Minecraft. Regardless, 2,100 damage!
The Spider Lusus is not a Minecraft spider; it is a huge arachnid the size of three houses summoned from Alternia, btw. I give the Godmodder Prime a sword that glows with the energy of the cosmos, allowing him to harness this power twice. (The sword has two uses.)
Next, I open my GameFAQ copy to The Godmodder's Allies section, focusing on The Terrors and The Mechs.
Godmodder Prime takes your sword. What could he do with it though?
You don't have a copy of the FAQ! You just look it up.
[3.1] The Terrors
Godmodders have been shown to be able to summon monstrous versions of typical Minecraft mobs called Terrors. They tend to be large and very powerful. Some of the ones a godmodder can summon include Terror Creepers, Zombies, Skeletons, Spiders, Endermen, Zombie Pigmen, Blazes, and even Ender Dragons and Withers!
They usually spawn when a godmodder feels he is in trouble or his forces are outnumbered. They spawn in groups, so you have to be prepared as well! When a full group of Terrors is killed, a godmodder usually takes damage.
[3.2] The Mechs
Omega-Level Godmodders have been shown to summon gigantic robotic versions of Terrors known as Mechs. They are still being fought as I am typing this, so not much are known about them. Some of them have devastating special attacks that require a cooldown. For now, this guide is assuming that Mechs typically behave like Terrors in their spawning.
I open my GameFAQ copy and start looking at the Anti-Chuck-noris turret section.
You look up the GameFAQ on the web.
[3.3] The Anti-Chuck Norris Turret
Usually, godmodders tend to have one of these structures to easily fend off any n00b player who summons Chuck Norris. They distract him into roundhouse-kicking it forever, and they cannot be destroyed by any player's attacks.
The Omega-Level godmodder is the only known one in existence who has weaponized and godmodded his Turret, making it as strong as him in certain circumstances. It is truly a fearsome opponent, and only magicks of the Void are powerful enough to destroy it.
So...now people are using their "copy" of the GameFAQ guide? Has anyone looked at "Contact info"(section 1.1) yet?
I start an epic quest to find a block of dirt! After an entire lifetime of adventuring, I find it! I then throw the dirt at the godmodder.
You look at the Contacting Me section.
[1.1] Contacting Me
I don't have any usual social media accounts, but the one place where I am active the most is the Minecraft Forum. You can find me there as TwinBuilder.
Right as you are about to throw the dirt, Hollywood comes in and asks if they can make a movie off your adventure, with the dirt as an actual character! It accepts and was never seen again...
I take tt's suggestion and search section 1.1. Then, I activate pull out a giant can of DEET and spray everything on the field.
3d combo hit
I'm off post restriction! Yayyy!
I celebrate by inviting everyone to a party!
You look at the Contacting Me section.
[1.1] Contacting Me
I don't have any usual social media accounts, but the one place where I am active the most is the Minecraft Forum. You can find me there as TwinBuilder.
We only have 18 posts left! That's a surprisingly good amount, actually...
I take the godmodder prime and go on a huge rant about all the little problems his game had! Since his creator is calling him a failure, his feelings are hurt!
/takeadvantageofbeingtheoriginalcreator
Godmodder Prime is so hurt about what you said that he sits in a corner, unusually prone to an attack!
I ready the turret, and go in for the arachnid. I summon a large demon scythe and take a slash at the spider, horizontally as to ensure at least a hit. The bullets also should aid this.
fseftr distracts you and makes you drop your scythe! A random demon escapes from it and manages to deal 1,000 damage to the Lusus.
I take the OPness scale, and replace it with one that goes MUCH higher(it can handle attacks of roughly x10000000000 OPness as compared to the previous one), AND it just hits a cap instead of rolling over!
Then I realize what an incredibly bad idea that would be, and instead just kick the godmodder.
Godmodder Prime realizes how much of a bad idea that would be too! He kicks the OP OP scale, causing it to fall on the ground and deflect your kick!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Gomodder Prime is worried that you will actually manage to send him back in time! He decides to mind-control Scout to his side and makes him kill the Grue! Origami Man deals 1,000 damage to Scout!
I whip out what appears to be a robotic corpse with a shield on it. I open a panel, placing a piece of what appears to be weapon data with a...Metal Blade engraved on it?
"Arise, my once useless robot! Arise once more to show off how powerful you are!"
Dave once more reboots, armed with the infinite supply of Metal Blades Metal Man once used for fighting Mega Man, and even his design and shield look a bit more like Metal Man himself would use.
"You didn't think i'd leave Dave behind, would I?"
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I facepalm at my failure at the scythe. I pick it up and hoist it over my soldier. I quickly transform it into a small version in which it shoots demonic sickles. I swing it a few times in the direction of scout, shooting a few smaller but just as deadly magical projectiles.
((Guys, even when we totally get the godmodder prime to one health, it'll probably try to heal. So watch out for that.))
I give out free bear hugs! From a real bear!
I also point out that the god odder kicked the op scale, when you said it was a concept! This, either one of my earlier attacks, or tt2000's attack should have gone through!
So, wait...this whole "Twinbuilder wrote the guide and manages this game" thing is kind of confusing me...wait a minute! if all the minecraft players in the world are stuck playing on this server(we haven't seen any in quite a while...), then that means Twingamer/builder must be in this server somewhere! The implications of this are...
THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ARE...
...I'm not really sure, actually. But maybe finding Twingamer could have a potential effect on the game! If anyone is bored, we could look for him once we've finished the sidequest!
Twin will decide what comes out.
1/10
I scored 100% on the Minecraft Trivia Quiz. How much do you know about Minecraft?
TOPICS I MAKE, Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
What's that up in the sky? Is that a bird, Is it a plane? Is it SUPERMAN?!?!
No, It is an anvil falling from the sky. I don't think it is just one anvil. No, is it two? Is it three? Is it four? Five? Six? Seven? Eight? Nine? 10? 11? 12? 13? 14? 15? 16? 17? 18? 19? 20? 21? 22? 23? 24? 25? 26? 27? 28? 29? 30? 31? 32? 33? 34? 35? 36? 37? 38? 39? 40? 41? 42? 43? 44? 45? 46? 47? 48? 49? 50? 51? 52? 53? 54? 55? 56? 57? 58? 59? 60? 61? 62? 63? 64? 65? 66? 67? 68? 69? 70? 71? 72? 73? 74? 75? 76? 77? 78? 79? 80? 81? 82? 83? 84? 85? 86? 87? 88? 89? 90? 91? 92? 93? 94? 95? 96? 97? 98? 99? 100? 101? 102? 103? 104? 105? 106? 107? 108? 109? 110? 111? 112? 113? 114? 115? 116? 117? 118? 119? 120? 121? 122? 123? 124? 125? 126? 127? 128? 129? 130? 131? 132? 133? 134? 135? 136? 137? 138? 139? 140? 141? 142? 143? 144? 145? 146? 147? 148? 149? 150? 151? 152? 153? 154? 155? 156? 157? 158? 159? 160? 161? 163? 164? 165? 166? 167? 168? 169? 170? 171? 172? 173? 174? 175? 176? 177? 178? 179? 180? 181? 182? 183? 184? 185? 186? 187? 188? 189? 190? 191? 192? 193? 194? 195? 196? 197? 198? 199? 200? It has to be one of those numbers. One of those numbers is the amount of anvils falling on the Godmodder's head right now.
1/30
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://megaman.wikia...-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
Storage.
20/30
Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
I upgrade my robot master with a power upper!
I take the godmodder, and feed him to the spider lusus.
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And while the godmodder wraps that around his head, i throw a Flint + Steel at him.
Then I realize what an incredibly bad idea that would be, and instead just kick the godmodder.
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The brick keeps flying into space! It narrowly avoids a jet plane and a meteor on its way. Eventually, it gets out of Earth's atmosphere and is in outer space! It tears right through the hull of an alien ship, causing it and its entire fleet to explode! They had been secretly planning an invasion of Earth for years, but you stopped them!
The only thing you receive for your "effort" is a medal. But it is a CHOCOLATE medal.
Godmodder Prime CENSORED toilet CENSORED Crusher CENSORED ban CENSORED!
The combo does not go through, because technically the attack didn't get banned, you just didn't know what its results were!
Alright...
2,500 damage to the Spider Lusus!
Commodore 64 added! It spawns a random video game character from that era and disappears. Grue added!
Well, this godmodder is a villain! And his mission is to make everyone ragequit his server, only to come back on again and again! And so far he's succeeding. Godmodder Prime is helping him out too.
The Sentry Gun you build will be slightly weakened due to the Curse of Repetitiveness™. Any entity with the [AG] tag is on your side.
Welcome! Make sure you read the rules and tips; they should help out. If you're confused about any aspect of the game, let me know.
Technically, the Spider Lusus is from
HivebentHomestuck, not Minecraft. Regardless, 2,100 damage!Alright...
Since you cannot simply eat it whole, you are implying that you had the time to:
a. kill it
b. chop it up into eatable parts and...
c. acquire silverware in a silverwareless game.
Failed on the grounds stated above!
Godmodder Prime takes your sword. What could he do with it though?
You don't have a copy of the FAQ! You just look it up.
[3.1] The Terrors
Godmodders have been shown to be able to summon monstrous versions of typical Minecraft mobs called Terrors. They tend to be large and very powerful. Some of the ones a godmodder can summon include Terror Creepers, Zombies, Skeletons, Spiders, Endermen, Zombie Pigmen, Blazes, and even Ender Dragons and Withers!
They usually spawn when a godmodder feels he is in trouble or his forces are outnumbered. They spawn in groups, so you have to be prepared as well! When a full group of Terrors is killed, a godmodder usually takes damage.
[3.2] The Mechs
Omega-Level Godmodders have been shown to summon gigantic robotic versions of Terrors known as Mechs. They are still being fought as I am typing this, so not much are known about them. Some of them have devastating special attacks that require a cooldown. For now, this guide is assuming that Mechs typically behave like Terrors in their spawning.
You look up the GameFAQ on the web.
[3.3] The Anti-Chuck Norris Turret
Usually, godmodders tend to have one of these structures to easily fend off any n00b player who summons Chuck Norris. They distract him into roundhouse-kicking it forever, and they cannot be destroyed by any player's attacks.
The Omega-Level godmodder is the only known one in existence who has weaponized and godmodded his Turret, making it as strong as him in certain circumstances. It is truly a fearsome opponent, and only magicks of the Void are powerful enough to destroy it.
You look at the Contacting Me section.
[1.1] Contacting Me
I don't have any usual social media accounts, but the one place where I am active the most is the Minecraft Forum. You can find me there as TwinBuilder.
Right as you are about to throw the dirt, Hollywood comes in and asks if they can make a movie off your adventure, with the dirt as an actual character! It accepts and was never seen again...
You look at the Contacting Me section.
[1.1] Contacting Me
I don't have any usual social media accounts, but the one place where I am active the most is the Minecraft Forum. You can find me there as TwinBuilder.
What combo? 2,000 damage to the Spider Lusus!
Congrats!
Godmodder Prime is so hurt about what you said that he sits in a corner, unusually prone to an attack!
Alright. I am assuming that it will not be an entity, but a one-time attack.
Origami Man added!
You distract Flare Flames!
fseftr distracts you and makes you drop your scythe! A random demon escapes from it and manages to deal 1,000 damage to the Lusus.
Well, it seems like everyone's been in a Homestuck phase recently...
Spider Lusus killed!
Scout added!
172 anvils fall on Godmodder Prime!
171 lasers destroy them!
1 damage as the last one left falls on his head!
You upgrade Origami Man!
The Spider Lusus is dead!
Godmodder Prime catches your Flint and Steel and burns your summoner away!
Godmodder Prime realizes how much of a bad idea that would be too! He kicks the OP OP scale, causing it to fall on the ground and deflect your kick!
End-of-Turn Battle:
Gomodder Prime is worried that you will actually manage to send him back in time! He decides to mind-control Scout to his side and makes him kill the Grue! Origami Man deals 1,000 damage to Scout!
The Ruins of Monolithium:
Origami Man: [AG] HP: 6,000/6,000.
Scout: [PG] HP: 11,000/12,000.
Godmodder Prime: [GM2] HP: 6/80.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I then summon my dog Danny and he is a pitbull husky lab mix so he is a powerful dog
I whip out what appears to be a robotic corpse with a shield on it. I open a panel, placing a piece of what appears to be weapon data with a...Metal Blade engraved on it?
"Arise, my once useless robot! Arise once more to show off how powerful you are!"
Dave once more reboots, armed with the infinite supply of Metal Blades Metal Man once used for fighting Mega Man, and even his design and shield look a bit more like Metal Man himself would use.
"You didn't think i'd leave Dave behind, would I?"
Dave (Metal Man Form): 7,000/7,000
(Also the Enker charge is at 3/4 yay)
((Guys, even when we totally get the godmodder prime to one health, it'll probably try to heal. So watch out for that.))
I also point out that the god odder kicked the op scale, when you said it was a concept! This, either one of my earlier attacks, or tt2000's attack should have gone through!
Egg-Wily Machine X
http://megaman.wikia...-Wily_Machine_X
-when summoned upgrades the Willy Machine 7 if given permission by owner.\
Storage.
21/30
Robot Master from Megaman 1,2
Upgrade robot master HP.
He also nerfs scout by 100%.
I somehow get him to do all this.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ARE...
...I'm not really sure, actually. But maybe finding Twingamer could have a potential effect on the game! If anyone is bored, we could look for him once we've finished the sidequest!
I give the godmodder a "slightly armed" nuke.
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