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I produce one last planet-killer warhead from Hammerspace and casually lob it up into the air, sailing up about a kilometer before abruptly detonating. One of these is enough to again cleanse a sixth of Godcraft, and so it does, burning everything it is permitted to away to nothing. Of course, this deals comparatively little damage to anything of importance, but still.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye in case he actually still has a use for it!
"There goes. Not long, and everything i fought and stood for goes down the drain. After Richard bites the dust, it's not long until something worse will take the lead. At least Binary doesn't concern me, what with living in an "After the End"-Earth and everything."
The TARDIS, once again in blue box form, spins over to where everyone else was, having flown over instead of going down the slide.
It lands, and opens.
Eric steps out.
Well, I guess that...
That's that?
I'm impressed with these modifications though...
Maniac! Didn't you need a ride off-world?
((Well then. I guess this is it...))
Meanwhile, in the Void...
Alright Phobos, I guess its mostly over...
Keep an eye on Godcraft though.
Are you going somewhere?
Yes. I have something I need to attend to.
I see.
Phobos watches as Piono walks down the massive walkway that leads from the front of the flagship's bridge back to the corridors in the main portion of the ship's bulk.
He turns back to look at the monitor, Interesting...
Well, I have- very much. I'll miss this place a lot.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 41/50
Must... Get... To... 42... Charges...
I'll skip Sword Damage. It's pretty much moot anyways.
I use my Phlog, or my Vaporizinator-Ray, massacre a few scouts with it, taunt to use my Mmmph, and then use the crits to go spy-checking for the Godmodder if he's cloaked.
And here we are, at the stages leading up to the final battle.
Only an assorted 500000-or-so health of entity stands between us and the Godmodder's last hitpoint.
After that, who knows?
Together we stood astride one another, and in the passing of the second war, we shall no longer need to stand.
I think I'll probably end up hanging out around Blue for a while because reasons.
In the meantime, my drone's wings extend, heralding a charge into combat against the Mistake.
"Heh. Mistake. And I even said mistakes were made. It seems literally so, now."
Just as a special throwback to the past, I use Fissile Wolfram, one of the early incarnations of my current weapon, as an opening, followed up by a heavy handed face punch.
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50/50 and 24/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I don't really have time to use this 50 post charge properly, so I will in my next post.
I fire a little dart into the Mistake before waving the Staff of Ysera, causing the dart to explode into green fire. ORIGINALITY! YAY
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 437$ _ Wilson's charges B: 27/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Fseftr: 300$ (basically infinite)
Tazz: 26$
Generic: 19$
Gutza1: 2$
CrystalCat: 2$
Pricy: 6$
Pokefan151: 8$
Kelpie's Blade x1 (lvl 7 weapon, 10$)
Spectra's Chestplate (lvl 5 colorful armor, 8$)
Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits)
Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects)
Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin)
Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit)
Splash potion of Critmist II x7 (6$, lvl 3, crits)
Potion of Ambrosa x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits)
Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food)
Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +)
Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff)
Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++)
Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction)
Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken)
Potion of Zeus x3 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -)
Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water)
Potion of Moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen)
Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores)
Potion of HellSun x2 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether)
Potion of Scratch II x2 (6$, lvl 3, control time for a bit)
Potion of IMAAAAGGGGINNNNAAAATIOOONNNN II x2 (4$, lvl 2)
Splash Potion of Oblivion II x2 (7$, lvl 5, Life stealing cuts)
Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 8/10 A little late...
Potion of Moonlight + 1
Wilson is elated as he gets onto the Tardis, laughing the whole time. Climbing to the side and looking out at the ruined world, reduced to scorched nothingness.
Hah! That was great! If there's one thing I'll be remembered for, I want it to be that attack. And how it wasn't even really an attack. Ha! We won! We've won! Its over! We won! We won. ... we... won... ... we... ... w... ...
The adrenaline fades from Wilson and his fur seems to dull in color. Then, the weight and destruction of millions of lives crashes into him like a tidal wave and he suddenly shatters into tears, his sobbing interjected with high pitched whining sounds. Unable to even look at what the world has become, he turns and runs into the Tardis to find some dark, secluded place. His cries echo throughout the Tardis, slowly getting fainter and fainter as he runs deeper into the ship until he hides under a staircase to morn for all the lost life. Somebody has to do it, for everyone deserves to have someone miss them after they're gone. Wilson's cries resonated for the loss of everything, everything that he had known, everyone that he didn't know, and everything he wanted to explore. The duty to morn for all these things landed squarely on Wilson, crushing him with their weight. So he did. He cried and cried for everything that had been lost, until eventually, he passed out as the strain of moving neutron stars caught up to him.
Astria climbs aboard the TARDIS. i m/\y h/\ve some unfinished business. but th/\t's for /\nother d/\y.
And thus it ends. Build, might I inquire where you are? You'll need to get here fast, or this place is screwed. I mean, just look at it. It's falling apart. Not that my Finale attack will help matters.
Serpent stares, shocked at the sight she sees before her. All her work... destroyed at the whim of the Narrative. Nothing can EVER go her way, can it?
Suddenly, she feels a strange tugging sensation. She follows it. Across ruined battlefields and scorching ships half-embedded in the ground. Out here, in the outskirts of GodCraft, a strange medley of designs takes hold. The ground is patterned black and white, like a chessboard, or the Skaian Battlefield.
A girl is lying in the dust. A girl very, very much like herself.
"All my work has given me nothing. I may have Junior and Robo-Me (and two mansions but i haven't gotten word about the mansion piono wanted to get me and i don't know if Scratch's mansion (which, if you remember, i called dibs on) even still exists), but we will march straight forward into the next tragedy."
"All things considered, even after Richard falls, the others are still under Binary's thumb, the pyramid guy is out there waiting for his chance to come, and a new godmodder coming is not a theory, but a scientifically proven fact. Jumping over this hurdle means nothing more than padding the time 'til the next one appears. I give up."
K4yne is now [H] Hostile [N] Neutral. Yey.
Here comes the Maginificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club. Are you ready for not Freddy?
The MMMHC, lovechild of my previous three charges, is a group of three men with luscious locks so mighty that other peoples hair falls off out of pure shame! Outfitted with Atlantan Armor (not Atlantean), they withstand 15 individual attacks before they can be actually hurt.
There are two other parts to this entity: The Magnificent Mane, all hairstyles of the clubs members combined into a giant tentacle monster (don't ask) that flips off it's enemies, and the club itself, composed of three men. The Magnificent Mane has it's own health bar, while the three club members share their own. This entity can only be hurt in a certain order. First, the meat armor, then the Magnificent Mane, followed by the club members.
The Mane and the Club attack individually. But that's not all. Since they are HAIRBORN, or in their language HAIRAAHKIN, their attacks have a chance to topple enemies, making them unable to attack for a turn. Yey.
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Suddenly, I look over at where the tower was decimated by the... virus?
It seems to have changed the landscape, it is darker, and is surrounded by monsters... wait, is that Tingle? He seems to be leading an army against this force. He is in golden trimmed armor, and marches with an army of hundreds:
Tingle: Out of our way citizen, we march to Morodor...
ME: Why to Mordor... is that what that wasteland is... did our world collide with another during that attack? Another universes where Tingle is a strong warrior?
Tingle: HEY!
Either way, as he enters, his enemies are overwhelmed. Tingle's warriors cut through the armies like butter.
Unfortunately, bombers, and giant trolls cut down the army until he is left with this:
Seeing his army being destroyed, he rallies his troops at an enemy camp. After recovering in the fortified position, Tingle moves to a tower, hoping to take that easily defendable place.
Unfortunately, his forces are drained, and his army soon becomes two dwarves. And then soon becomes himself as he climbs the orc ridden tower. After reaching the top he simply jumps, and glides back to safe land.
Perhaps next one will be stronger, and finally destroy them.
As he walks past me he begins to disappear, as if he went back to his world.
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=TURN ONE=
...i don'(t) (t)hink ire realizes (t)ha(t) i'm hija(c)king his pos(t)s. i(t)'s like he (c)an'(t) read i(t).
=CHARGE=
-22 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +1)
/11 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I trade the SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for the TWITCHY STAFF!
Then, I notice the creatures based off of the Godmodder; they make me kinda depressed. Natrually, the only way to fix depression is to wipe the depressing objects off the face of the earth. To do this, I start with The Error, and build a giant, mobile wooden piston, which burrows beneath the ground, into the void (equiped with special systems and thrusters to survive the harsh environment of the void), then surges back up beneath The Error!
It then extends it's piston, launching The Error into space, wiping it off the face of the Earth. Or GodCraft. Whatever we call it.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Move a Symbiote to Fseftr. (Locust.6: Attack the weakest PG Entity.)
>Symbiote(alsmiffy): Stab the Failure!
>Symbiote(Fseftr): Stab the Failure!
(Hey, Fseftr killed the old Zerg Swarm that I summoned, right?)
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 7/11
Scorpio Pin && Psionic Program = Cobalt Psionic Program 5/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 3/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
I casually loot the Black Matter Gun from Flare's last known location. He's sleeping anyways. The dude rarely does something that isn't sleeping. I then use the Sacred Pool Balls and tell the guy that shows up to attack the Error.
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $302
Battlefield: Fight me(me). I use CO: Pax Azurite on Abathur
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 2/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 2/11
I teleport to where Nimble is sleeping, and take the Kitsune Charm, but only if no one without a spoil wants it this update.
-HMAS Ship-
Even all the way over the skies of the Battlefield, in a ship made with the finest technology available to a galaxy twenty thousand years in the future, and reinforced with powerful spells, the destruction of the tower is felt. An alarm starts blaring through the HMAS Ship, and both Blue and Red enter the main room, where a neutral mechanical voice begins speaking.
Force Fields at 2% and increasing.
Auxiliary Defenses at 0% and stable.
Hull Integrity at 23% and increasing.
Planetary Integrity at 35% and deceasing.
Universal Integrity at 76% and decreasing.
Current status: Code Orange
Suggested course of action: Evacuation as soon as possible.
Blue and Red discuss the issue, but quickly reach a consensus to follow FseftrAI's suggestion. After a few words to it, Red leaves the room, but Blue stays. FseftrAI's Minecraft avatar suddenly appears next to her, leaves a metal canteen on the ground, and then disappears so quickly you'd have missed if you blinked. Blue "accidentally" drops something, and goes to pick it up, also innocuously slipping the canteen into her bag of holding. She then leaves for her room.
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Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 8/9)?
I aim the Sixth Degree at myself, using the standard Medigun barrel and pumping myself full of as much life energy as possible. I'll need every last hit point I can possibly get.
NinjaV, I can say no to Oblivion's Topper. It's effects are incredibly powerful, and in any case I treasure it a little too much. As for the other two: I suggest getting a Spoil from the open spoils that I will list below, then attempt to trade that to Netpatham/5l1n65h07 for their respective spoils. If you don't get either, you can still keep the Spoil you got from the Open pile.
Gutza1, I suggest getting the Inferno Servo, as that's open for anyone and you don't have a Spoil, so you have priority. Just say 'I claim the Inferno Servo,' and its yours, no complex operations involved.
I would wholly suggest to all of you that you only take ONE spoil from the Open pile. This goes double if you already have one, but doesn't count if you 'traded' with the open pile. You can also give people Spoils directly.
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 8/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 1/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Maniac: I decide to keep the HHHH. I then smile with happiness that the OPERATION is over. The happiness turns into a boot, that sacks the ERROR!
Midna: I HHHH the Mistake.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I produce one last planet-killer warhead from Hammerspace and casually lob it up into the air, sailing up about a kilometer before abruptly detonating. One of these is enough to again cleanse a sixth of Godcraft, and so it does, burning everything it is permitted to away to nothing. Of course, this deals comparatively little damage to anything of importance, but still.
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye in case he actually still has a use for it!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
47/48 Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club
I heal proof with the No Joke.
"There goes. Not long, and everything i fought and stood for goes down the drain. After Richard bites the dust, it's not long until something worse will take the lead. At least Binary doesn't concern me, what with living in an "After the End"-Earth and everything."
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Alchemies[/b][/i]
The Author's Artifact > Fine = Seventh Sin (8/11)
If alchemies are still possible:
Essence of Ghost, the host of True Capitalist Radio && Essence of Ghost's Engineer && Remington R21 = ??? (1/?)
Unicoder && NetHack Floppy Disk = Universal Roguelike (7/10)
[i][b]Action[/b][/i]
A wave of nothing sweeps over the area, because I don't want to risk anything.
The TARDIS, once again in blue box form, spins over to where everyone else was, having flown over instead of going down the slide.
It lands, and opens.
Eric steps out.
Well, I guess that...
That's that?
I'm impressed with these modifications though...
Maniac! Didn't you need a ride off-world?
((Well then. I guess this is it...))
Meanwhile, in the Void...
Alright Phobos, I guess its mostly over...
Keep an eye on Godcraft though.
Are you going somewhere?
Yes. I have something I need to attend to.
I see.
Phobos watches as Piono walks down the massive walkway that leads from the front of the flagship's bridge back to the corridors in the main portion of the ship's bulk.
He turns back to look at the monitor, Interesting...
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Well, I have- very much. I'll miss this place a lot.
Action 1/3
Starfall Sync: 41/50
Must... Get... To... 42... Charges...
I'll skip Sword Damage. It's pretty much moot anyways.
I use my Phlog, or my Vaporizinator-Ray, massacre a few scouts with it, taunt to use my Mmmph, and then use the crits to go spy-checking for the Godmodder if he's cloaked.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
And here we are, at the stages leading up to the final battle.
Only an assorted 500000-or-so health of entity stands between us and the Godmodder's last hitpoint.
After that, who knows?
Together we stood astride one another, and in the passing of the second war, we shall no longer need to stand.
I think I'll probably end up hanging out around Blue for a while because reasons.
In the meantime, my drone's wings extend, heralding a charge into combat against the Mistake.
"Heh. Mistake. And I even said mistakes were made. It seems literally so, now."
Just as a special throwback to the past, I use Fissile Wolfram, one of the early incarnations of my current weapon, as an opening, followed up by a heavy handed face punch.
Component A: 19/50
Component B: 19/50
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
50/50 and 24/50 +1 to Generic and Tazz.
I don't really have time to use this 50 post charge properly, so I will in my next post.
I fire a little dart into the Mistake before waving the Staff of Ysera, causing the dart to explode into green fire. ORIGINALITY! YAY
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade.
Current status: owner missing _ Total wealth = 437$ _ Wilson's charges B: 27/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)Potion of Zeus + 1
Bottled Foxfire (the holy white electric flame Laiko used) &&& gold nugget &&& Hosi-No-Tama Shard &&& black opal = Bottle Hosi Fire 8/10 A little late...
Potion of Moonlight + 1
Wilson is elated as he gets onto the Tardis, laughing the whole time. Climbing to the side and looking out at the ruined world, reduced to scorched nothingness.
Hah! That was great! If there's one thing I'll be remembered for, I want it to be that attack. And how it wasn't even really an attack. Ha! We won! We've won! Its over! We won! We won. ... we... won... ... we... ... w... ...
The adrenaline fades from Wilson and his fur seems to dull in color. Then, the weight and destruction of millions of lives crashes into him like a tidal wave and he suddenly shatters into tears, his sobbing interjected with high pitched whining sounds. Unable to even look at what the world has become, he turns and runs into the Tardis to find some dark, secluded place. His cries echo throughout the Tardis, slowly getting fainter and fainter as he runs deeper into the ship until he hides under a staircase to morn for all the lost life. Somebody has to do it, for everyone deserves to have someone miss them after they're gone. Wilson's cries resonated for the loss of everything, everything that he had known, everyone that he didn't know, and everything he wanted to explore. The duty to morn for all these things landed squarely on Wilson, crushing him with their weight. So he did. He cried and cried for everything that had been lost, until eventually, he passed out as the strain of moving neutron stars caught up to him.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Astria climbs aboard the TARDIS. i m/\y h/\ve some unfinished business. but th/\t's for /\nother d/\y.
And thus it ends. Build, might I inquire where you are? You'll need to get here fast, or this place is screwed. I mean, just look at it. It's falling apart. Not that my Finale attack will help matters.
Serpent stares, shocked at the sight she sees before her. All her work... destroyed at the whim of the Narrative. Nothing can EVER go her way, can it?
Suddenly, she feels a strange tugging sensation. She follows it. Across ruined battlefields and scorching ships half-embedded in the ground. Out here, in the outskirts of GodCraft, a strange medley of designs takes hold. The ground is patterned black and white, like a chessboard, or the Skaian Battlefield.
A girl is lying in the dust. A girl very, very much like herself.
"help me."
Oh no
48/48 Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club
I heal a random [N] with the No Joke.
"All my work has given me nothing. I may have Junior and Robo-Me (and two mansions but i haven't gotten word about the mansion piono wanted to get me and i don't know if Scratch's mansion (which, if you remember, i called dibs on) even still exists), but we will march straight forward into the next tragedy."
"All things considered, even after Richard falls, the others are still under Binary's thumb, the pyramid guy is out there waiting for his chance to come, and a new godmodder coming is not a theory, but a scientifically proven fact. Jumping over this hurdle means nothing more than padding the time 'til the next one appears. I give up."
K4yne is now
[H] HostileHere comes the Maginificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club. Are you ready for not Freddy?
Magnificent Manes Men's Hairborn Club: [N] HP: ?/? | Magnificent Mane HP: ?/? | Meat Armor: 15
The MMMHC, lovechild of my previous three charges, is a group of three men with luscious locks so mighty that other peoples hair falls off out of pure shame! Outfitted with Atlantan Armor (not Atlantean), they withstand 15 individual attacks before they can be actually hurt.
There are two other parts to this entity: The Magnificent Mane, all hairstyles of the clubs members combined into a giant tentacle monster (don't ask) that flips off it's enemies, and the club itself, composed of three men. The Magnificent Mane has it's own health bar, while the three club members share their own. This entity can only be hurt in a certain order. First, the meat armor, then the Magnificent Mane, followed by the club members.
The Mane and the Club attack individually. But that's not all. Since they are HAIRBORN, or in their language HAIRAAHKIN, their attacks have a chance to topple enemies, making them unable to attack for a turn. Yey.
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No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Post I
I throw some Colourful Powder into The Failiure.
Biumbra heals alsmiffy.
-12 Dollar Bill ~~~ Loom
Indigo Flames 2/4
Cobalt Psiichip 4/9
Spire Repair Droid 8/10
Umbral Ultımatum 27/40
Mask Repair 7/10
Suddenly, I look over at where the tower was decimated by the... virus?
It seems to have changed the landscape, it is darker, and is surrounded by monsters... wait, is that Tingle? He seems to be leading an army against this force. He is in golden trimmed armor, and marches with an army of hundreds:
Tingle: Out of our way citizen, we march to Morodor...
ME: Why to Mordor... is that what that wasteland is... did our world collide with another during that attack? Another universes where Tingle is a strong warrior?
Tingle: HEY!
Either way, as he enters, his enemies are overwhelmed. Tingle's warriors cut through the armies like butter.
Unfortunately, bombers, and giant trolls cut down the army until he is left with this:
Seeing his army being destroyed, he rallies his troops at an enemy camp. After recovering in the fortified position, Tingle moves to a tower, hoping to take that easily defendable place.
Unfortunately, his forces are drained, and his army soon becomes two dwarves. And then soon becomes himself as he climbs the orc ridden tower. After reaching the top he simply jumps, and glides back to safe land.
Perhaps next one will be stronger, and finally destroy them.
As he walks past me he begins to disappear, as if he went back to his world.
Tingle uses fairy healing on me, and himself
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=TURN ONE=
...i don'(t) (t)hink ire realizes (t)ha(t) i'm hija(c)king his pos(t)s. i(t)'s like he (c)an'(t) read i(t).
=CHARGE=
-22 / 50- The End (Tazz'd, +1)
/11 / 25/ da(t)a re(c)overy
+2 to Pokefan
=ACTION=
I trade the SACRED POOLBALLS OF LIGHT for the TWITCHY STAFF!
Then, I notice the creatures based off of the Godmodder; they make me kinda depressed. Natrually, the only way to fix depression is to wipe the depressing objects off the face of the earth. To do this, I start with The Error, and build a giant, mobile wooden piston, which burrows beneath the ground, into the void (equiped with special systems and thrusters to survive the harsh environment of the void), then surges back up beneath The Error!
It then extends it's piston, launching The Error into space, wiping it off the face of the Earth. Or GodCraft. Whatever we call it.
=COMMAND=
>Abathur: Move a Symbiote to Fseftr. (Locust.6: Attack the weakest PG Entity.)
>Symbiote(alsmiffy): Stab the Failure!
>Symbiote(Fseftr): Stab the Failure!
(Hey, Fseftr killed the old Zerg Swarm that I summoned, right?)
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Post II
I activate the Extra-Large Homing Beacon from the 0bsidian Chest.
Wait...
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TRIANGLV
The V looks...
like a triangle.
I us the shocking twist to heal djh3max.
Murder's Icicles && Holewand
Indigo Flames 3/4
Cobalt Psiichip 5/9
Spire Repair Droid 9/10
Umbral Ultımatum 28/40
Skaia's Bow 39/50
Insanity Quiver 19/50
Ultimate Skulltop 40/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 7/11
Scorpio Pin && Psionic Program = Cobalt Psionic Program 5/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 3/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I casually loot the Black Matter Gun from Flare's last known location. He's sleeping anyways. The dude rarely does something that isn't sleeping. I then use the Sacred Pool Balls and tell the guy that shows up to attack the Error.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x33, Potion of Vis x27, Potion of Nectar x3, Potion of Crimson x2, Potion of Moonlight x2, Potion of Fortune x2, Potion of Fear x2, Potion of Hellsun x2,
Wilson's Shop: $302
Battlefield: Fight me(me). I use CO: Pax Azurite on Abathur
+2 to Wilson
Mold Breaker TM AND Protection Charm AND Azure Essence 6/11
Default octet thing AND Azure Essence 2/11
Robin Hood AND Health Absorber AND Medigun AND Azure Essence 2/11
I teleport to where Nimble is sleeping, and take the Kitsune Charm, but only if no one without a spoil wants it this update.
-HMAS Ship-
Even all the way over the skies of the Battlefield, in a ship made with the finest technology available to a galaxy twenty thousand years in the future, and reinforced with powerful spells, the destruction of the tower is felt. An alarm starts blaring through the HMAS Ship, and both Blue and Red enter the main room, where a neutral mechanical voice begins speaking.
Force Fields at 2% and increasing.
Auxiliary Defenses at 0% and stable.
Hull Integrity at 23% and increasing.
Planetary Integrity at 35% and deceasing.
Universal Integrity at 76% and decreasing.
Current status: Code Orange
Suggested course of action: Evacuation as soon as possible.
Blue and Red discuss the issue, but quickly reach a consensus to follow FseftrAI's suggestion. After a few words to it, Red leaves the room, but Blue stays. FseftrAI's Minecraft avatar suddenly appears next to her, leaves a metal canteen on the ground, and then disappears so quickly you'd have missed if you blinked. Blue "accidentally" drops something, and goes to pick it up, also innocuously slipping the canteen into her bag of holding. She then leaves for her room.
Mask Repair 8/10
Well, that was pretty weird. Not really sure how to explain tha- OH MY GOSH
Suddenly TINGLE re-appears with this humongous army!
WHAT THE HECK? Ok, I'm going to talk to this guy
ME: Hey, do you know where you are
TINGLE: Of course, I'm in middle earth
ME: You mean you can't see those people over there...
TINGLE: No, of there are no people just my massive army, now I must be off, and destroy Mordor, once an for all.
ME: umm, well good luck with that... I guess
Do you know this guy, is he like a friend of yours
Tingle: Never seen him once in my life
ME: Let's follow him and see the utter chaos
Utter chaos:
Finally, with only remains of those who left, he makes it all the way to the sea...
We would like to remember the many who died:
Then, the entire landmass just disappears...
Tingle: AAAAWWW, I wanted to get that guy's autograph.
ME: I wanted to get his sword...
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Welp, I respawn.
For spoils, I want either the Inferno Servo, Auditory Piston, or Shockwave Laser Cannon.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Act 2! +1 to Ire, +1 to Wilson!
Origin (40/50) (Refine. +1 from Talist)
Sixth Degree Ubercharge: 7/9
Orchid Fire && Musket = Mental Musket (Level 8: 8/9)?
I aim the Sixth Degree at myself, using the standard Medigun barrel and pumping myself full of as much life energy as possible. I'll need every last hit point I can possibly get.
NinjaV, I can say no to Oblivion's Topper. It's effects are incredibly powerful, and in any case I treasure it a little too much. As for the other two: I suggest getting a Spoil from the open spoils that I will list below, then attempt to trade that to Netpatham/5l1n65h07 for their respective spoils. If you don't get either, you can still keep the Spoil you got from the Open pile.
Gutza1, I suggest getting the Inferno Servo, as that's open for anyone and you don't have a Spoil, so you have priority. Just say 'I claim the Inferno Servo,' and its yours, no complex operations involved.
I would wholly suggest to all of you that you only take ONE spoil from the Open pile. This goes double if you already have one, but doesn't count if you 'traded' with the open pile. You can also give people Spoils directly.
TT2000: Detonation Core, Withered Plate. WANTS: TRADES:
K4yne: Broken Halo, Chaos Heart. WANTS: TRADES:
Ninjatwist321: Contaminated Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
ManiacMasteR: HHHH. WANTS: TRADES:
TheLordErelye: HIvemind CPU, Spare Tentacle. WANTS: TRADES:
Talist: Potion Supply, Magma Multiplier, Glitch Wrench. WANTS: Kitsune Charm TRADES: Potion Supply, Magma Multiplier
Netpatham: Ender Orb, Hard-Light Gun. WANTS: TRADES: Hard-Light Gun.
PitTheAngel: Rapidfire Bow. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Serpent: Infinity Blade. WANTS: Providence's Topper, Oblivion's Topper. TRADES: Infinity Blade
insert_generic_username: Lil' Cal, Sacred Pool Balls, Black Matter Gun WANTS: Emerald Nova. TRADES:
fseftr: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Kitsune Charm. WANTS: TRADES:
Irecreeper: Twitchy Staff Providence's Topper, Brass Knuckles. WANTS: Potion Supply, Table Leg TRADES: Providence's topper.
Pionoplayer: Emerald Nova, WANTS: TRADES: Faceless Eight
Modpack: Auditory Piston. WANTS: TRADES:
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: Oblivion's Topper. WANTS: TRADES:
CobaltShade: Giant Gear. WANTS: TRADES:
5l1n65h07: Amethyst Spike. WANTS: TRADES:
Engie_Ninja: Red Scale. WANTS: TRADES:
gutza1: WANTS: Shockwave Laser-Cannon, Inferno Servo, Auditory Piston. TRADES:
NinjaV2403: WANTS: Ender Orb, Amethyst Spike, Oblivion's Topper TRADES:
Amperz4nd: Nether Spire. WANTS: TRADES:
Crusher48: WANTS: TRADES:
crystalcat: Silver Eye. WANTS: TRADES:
omglolsguy22: WANTS: TRADES:
OverlordXcano: WANTS: TRADES:
PaperShurikan: WANTS: TRADES:
TehEpicNinja9001: WANTS: TRADES:
ProofofconcepT: WANTS: TRADES:
PokeFan151: Molten Processor. WANTS: TRADES:
OPEN: Table Leg, Slime-Inator, Prism, Inferno Servo, Necro Smasher, Pale Valve.
Skaia's Bow 40/50
Insanity Quiver 20/50
Ultimate Skulltop 41/50
Points Constellae && Starry Night = Zodiac's Azimuth 8/11
Pisces Pin && Psionic Program = Fuchsia Psionic Program 1/5
Capricorn Pin && Psionic Program = Purple Psionic Program 5/5
(Potions of Critmist: 24)(Potions of Nectar: 2)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Talist-18, Gutza1-20, Tazz-3, crystal-13, pit-2, net-0. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Quiver: Godmodder's Taglock, Freeze Program, Jolt Program, Void Program, Null Cube Program, Nostalgia Program, Elemental Tri-Beam Program.
I toss Tingle off a cliff.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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