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Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I provide the Vehicle with a submillimeter-dot Hyperpulsed Laser Point Defense System, or HP Laser PDS, fed by the ample reactors already in place, to defend the Vehicle by shooting down incoming attacks with Supercomputer-guided perfect accuracy and ridiculous rate of fire. You could also use them to shoot stuff, like unlucky trees, people, main battle tanks, ETC., but that's not how they're coded, unless the Supercomputer decides to change that.
I create a wall of shielding, consisting of imhuman souls solidified into a corporeal metal and warped into a sphere, and put it around the Effigy!
If Ire installed a Self-Implosion Device, I remove it and weaponize it into an Other-Thing-Implosion Device that makes enemies implode!
If not I make the thing anyway.
And a copy for me.
I ask the Everyman to CREATE something useful for the Vehicle. I provide him with an assortment of alchemies, roll on a random table.
I remind Twin that technically "Calling LOTA" is not an addition, and I did that. So.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Phoned up Wily to send some Parts for my Creation that is not Wily Machine Series 1/3
(Spider's Den Arc) I was Watching Twitch Plays Pokemon with XSTANTHEMANX and that made him get to the Door without Hitting himself or Bashing himself against the walls
(Void Arc) am Sleeping after i make Sacred items
(Others) I Helped Ire's Charge on the Democratic Upheaval by 1 Charge Point raising to 3/10 +10 Light Points
Pricey's Power of Light and Darkness Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Light Points 140
Dark Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 37/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 38/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 9/15
Making the Affinity Staff right now Hope it will Work Fail Mage's Staff && Spiral Sun 2/230 FAILED! COULDN'T CREATE
Total Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)
> Alchemies
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (4/7)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (5/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (8/11)
> Vehicle Action
Providing more shielding, I create a Counterattack Shield that will cause any attacks aimed at it to reflect back at the originator of the attack at a reasonable fraction of the damage dealt to the shield! The Counterattack Shield is made of pure counterattack energy, channeled from the land of the counterattackers and imbued with the power of 50,000 passive counterattack statuses!
> Owl Action
I teleport the entirety of NetHack, including the Dungeon of Doom, Gehennom and the Planes as well as the Gnomish Mines, Minetown, Vlad's Tower, all the decoy Wizard's Towers, etc. to just in front of the Owl Effigy, then brainwash all the monsters inside into repairing the Owl Effigy. I also heal it with the Black Hand.
My genius and totally safe idea turns out to be... A potato on a stick. With some disappointment, I mount the thing on the vehicle.
Said potato on a stick then crackles with power, then fires a Wave Motion Gun beam straight upwards into the sky. As it does, the colour of the potato changes from yellow-white to dull gray, the beam closing thinner inwards as the colour changes. The potato becomes fully gray, and the beam cuts out as the potato on a stick slowly begins to shift back to yellow-white...
"Are you telling me that I just made a Wave Motion POTATO?"
"YES. THAT WOULD ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THAT... THING."
Holy damn this editor is jarate annoying for trying to create backgrounded text. Using the uselessness of this editor, I somehow add a shield of stupid design to the owl.
Another swarm of OWLS!!!!! swarms in out of the void, all of them dropping flecks of something shiny (Guardians of Gahool anyone?) into the Owl Effigy, restoring its health.
Christoff adds a zombie launcher, which will automatically, through the entire drive, periodically launch zombies out ahead of the vehicle to act as scouts and decoys for the traps.
Wilson's Shop:
Sanford: Go ahead and check Wilson, might want to come back soon though.
Hank: Is Eric back?
Sanford: Yeah, and he doesn't sound happy with what he found in Grayhold.
Hank: I'll go find Deimos before he breaks something.
Good riddance to the undefined shields. I hate that glitch!
Also, this may or may not be a good time to summon an entity. There are plenty of allied entities on the field to keep Doc Scratch busy.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 32/50
Starfall Sync: 7/50
Ellorium Katana: 5/6
Alright, I may as well act.
I order some of my finest workers to create orbiting shields for me, and with the help of Ruthven's magic, they will likely succeed. I then place the Demon-Forged Shields around the Owl Effigy.
I take Vita Australi, made from the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and hack and slash the Owl Effigy, inexplicably healing it with the scythe's inherent life powers.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 42/50
Rafflesia 10/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 49/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 8/11 (Golden Cueleg)
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 4/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-48, Talist-14, Gutza1-13, Tazz-33, crystal-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Crystal Core && Essence of Flight && Space (Aspect) Essence && Essence of Movement 2/?
I preview my two unknown alchemies.
I rip another hole into the Positive Energy Plane, reach in, concentrate for a bit, and begin pulling out large chunks of faintly glowing white crystal. I fashion some of this crystal (called auracrystal) into a crude staff, store the rest in my inventory, and channel magic through the staff, producing blasts of positive energy that heal the Owl Effigy.
I add more wheels onto the vehicle. This time, they're extra-large, giving them more moving power at the likely cost of a larger profile and thus less HP.
The diamond is still being infused with magic.
+2 to Generic.
Ork Horde 50/50- Saving this attack for a better time, if that's alright with you Twin?
Mere cuts with this knife are not enough now. Stabbing and slashing will work, though...
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 4.*
The Atlanta Meatshields cooking fine. Add another cheese, i dunno, something.
I a now developing the DOOMTRAIN FRONT! The greatest Final Fantasy vehicle of all time now becomes a part of our vehicle. Later! I will reveal what it does in the next posts.
We may have to heal this thing up so it won't die when Scratch snaps out of it.
Lothrya uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy.
Hey, I haven't been doing anything since the Gunpowder Castle!
Sorry. This trial is almost over though.
Fine.
==Obstacle Course==
1 r3c0mm3nd attach1ng a w3ap0n that d03s n0t r3ly 0n ammun1t10n and 0nly r3qu1r3s 3l3ctr1c1ty fr0m th3 var10us r3act0rs that hav3 b33n 1nstall3d 0nt0 th3 v3ss3l.
Suggestion taken.
Lothyra then Origin Wands up a Heavy Light turret. It's basically a giant version of The Heavy Light. She then mounts it on the turret and connects it to all the power generating devices on the vehicle.
I conjure up a holographic red ouroboros cycling around Split like a hula hoop. The taste of the ouroboros' tail is directly poportional to Split's red sun affinity, meaning that when Split's affinity dropws below 100%, the ouroboros will let go ofn it's tail,collapsing and raising Split's red sun affinity.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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Turn 3/3
Mage's Intelaugmentor 6/8
Voidmetal && Bedrock && Ichor && Tutamen Essentia 3/?
Crystal Core && Essence of Flight && Space (Aspect) Essence && Essence of Movement 3/?
I add on a set of small magical apparatuses that project magical shields, protecting the vehicle from attacks until the shields are destroyed, which conveniently also burns out the modules.
I toss tomatoes at the Owl Effigy, yelling, "Food fight!" The tomatoes puree themselves in midair, forming a shield of lycopenian goodness around the Effigy. We do need to ketchup in shielding.- And the power of that pun, which I just could not resist, strengthens the shield by a bit.
The infusement of the diamond is concluded for now,
+2 to Generic.
Mere cuts with this knife are not enough now. Stabbing and slashing will work, though...
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 5.*
33/49
11/25
Stuff charges!
+1x2 to Erelye!
I provide the Vehicle with a submillimeter-dot Hyperpulsed Laser Point Defense System, or HP Laser PDS, fed by the ample reactors already in place, to defend the Vehicle by shooting down incoming attacks with Supercomputer-guided perfect accuracy and ridiculous rate of fire. You could also use them to shoot stuff, like unlucky trees, people, main battle tanks, ETC., but that's not how they're coded, unless the Supercomputer decides to change that.
I create a wall of shielding, consisting of imhuman souls solidified into a corporeal metal and warped into a sphere, and put it around the Effigy!
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
If Ire installed a Self-Implosion Device, I remove it and weaponize it into an Other-Thing-Implosion Device that makes enemies implode!
If not I make the thing anyway.
And a copy for me.
I ask the Everyman to CREATE something useful for the Vehicle. I provide him with an assortment of alchemies, roll on a random table.
I remind Twin that technically "Calling LOTA" is not an addition, and I did that. So.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
I mount a copy of my Unwrinkler on the car's hood! It works like a windshield wiper, that smacks enemies back and forth every time they get close!
If you are seeing this, you are qualified to win.....nothing! Have a nice day! You might wanna click these!
Bottom of the lake. Nothing past here.
W-W-W-W--W--W-W--W-WW-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W
You can win guys! Beat him! Destroy that pyramid! You may need to smoke him out... Go to the top room, and say the decoded words...."MSEKO VLIES"
Turn 1
Story: WARNING! PLOT DETAILS AND CHARACTERS AND SUCH IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT SKIP IT!
N/A
End of Plot
Actions: See Below
(Obstacle Course Arc) I Phoned up Wily to send some Parts for my Creation that is not Wily Machine Series 1/3
(Spider's Den Arc) I was Watching Twitch Plays Pokemon with XSTANTHEMANX and that made him get to the Door without Hitting himself or Bashing himself against the walls
(Void Arc) am Sleeping after i make Sacred items
(Others) I Helped Ire's Charge on the Democratic Upheaval by 1 Charge Point raising to 3/10 +10 Light Points
Pricey's Power of Light and Darkness Note: This wont Change the Alignment
Light Points 140
Dark Points 70
Special things Alchemy and Charges: List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Nearly All Mega Man 2 Robot Masters
Charges Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 37/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 38/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Building Robot Dragons 9/15
Making the Affinity Staff right now Hope it will Work Fail Mage's Staff && Spiral Sun 2/230FAILED! COULDN'T CREATETotal Damage so Far: 137250 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 17250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion Cueball of Power The Shredder (Permanent Equipment)In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Ire i Helped your Charge The Democratic Upheaval by 1!
Sorry for Doublepost!
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In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
> Alchemies
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (4/7)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (5/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (8/11)
> Vehicle Action
Providing more shielding, I create a Counterattack Shield that will cause any attacks aimed at it to reflect back at the originator of the attack at a reasonable fraction of the damage dealt to the shield! The Counterattack Shield is made of pure counterattack energy, channeled from the land of the counterattackers and imbued with the power of 50,000 passive counterattack statuses!
> Owl Action
I teleport the entirety of NetHack, including the Dungeon of Doom, Gehennom and the Planes as well as the Gnomish Mines, Minetown, Vlad's Tower, all the decoy Wizard's Towers, etc. to just in front of the Owl Effigy, then brainwash all the monsters inside into repairing the Owl Effigy. I also heal it with the Black Hand.
"I have a genius and totally safe idea!"
My genius and totally safe idea turns out to be... A potato on a stick. With some disappointment, I mount the thing on the vehicle.
Said potato on a stick then crackles with power, then fires a Wave Motion Gun beam straight upwards into the sky. As it does, the colour of the potato changes from yellow-white to dull gray, the beam closing thinner inwards as the colour changes. The potato becomes fully gray, and the beam cuts out as the potato on a stick slowly begins to shift back to yellow-white...
"Are you telling me that I just made a Wave Motion POTATO?"
"YES. THAT WOULD ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THAT... THING."
Holy damn this editor is jarate annoying for trying to create backgrounded text. Using the uselessness of this editor, I somehow add a shield of stupid design to the owl.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
No, the OWLS!!!!! was just being silly with owls.
7/11 for nailtimatum
Another swarm of OWLS!!!!! swarms in out of the void, all of them dropping flecks of something shiny (Guardians of Gahool anyone?) into the Owl Effigy, restoring its health.
Christoff adds a zombie launcher, which will automatically, through the entire drive, periodically launch zombies out ahead of the vehicle to act as scouts and decoys for the traps.
Wilson's Shop:
Sanford: Go ahead and check Wilson, might want to come back soon though.
Hank: Is Eric back?
Sanford: Yeah, and he doesn't sound happy with what he found in Grayhold.
Hank: I'll go find Deimos before he breaks something.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Good riddance to the undefined shields. I hate that glitch!
Also, this may or may not be a good time to summon an entity. There are plenty of allied entities on the field to keep Doc Scratch busy.
Action 1/3
Unholy Assault: 50/50 Stored.
Ethereal Callings: 32/50
Starfall Sync: 7/50
Ellorium Katana: 5/6
Alright, I may as well act.
I order some of my finest workers to create orbiting shields for me, and with the help of Ruthven's magic, they will likely succeed. I then place the Demon-Forged Shields around the Owl Effigy.
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I take Vita Australi, made from the Gatekeeper's Scythe, and hack and slash the Owl Effigy, inexplicably healing it with the scythe's inherent life powers.
+2 Tazz
Free Dental 42/50
Rafflesia 10/50
Fourth Wall Slaughter 49/50
English Energies && Peg Leg 8/11 (Golden Cueleg)
Fluorite Octet && Mind (Aspect) Energies 4/9 (Thinker's Octet)
Scranton Reality Anchor && Fluorite Decad 3/11 (Two Thousand's Decad)
(Potions of Critmist: 34)(Potions of Nectar: 24)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-48, Talist-14, Gutza1-13, Tazz-33, crystal-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
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Turn 2/3
Mage's Intelaugmentor 5/8
Voidmetal && Bedrock && Ichor && Tutamen Essentia 2/?
Crystal Core && Essence of Flight && Space (Aspect) Essence && Essence of Movement 2/?
I preview my two unknown alchemies.
I rip another hole into the Positive Energy Plane, reach in, concentrate for a bit, and begin pulling out large chunks of faintly glowing white crystal. I fashion some of this crystal (called auracrystal) into a crude staff, store the rest in my inventory, and channel magic through the staff, producing blasts of positive energy that heal the Owl Effigy.
I add more wheels onto the vehicle. This time, they're extra-large, giving them more moving power at the likely cost of a larger profile and thus less HP.
The diamond is still being infused with magic.
+2 to Generic.
Ork Horde 50/50- Saving this attack for a better time, if that's alright with you Twin?
Mere cuts with this knife are not enough now. Stabbing and slashing will work, though...
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 4.*
32/49
10/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
> Alchemies
Bow && Botulinum Toxin && Tamil Code Chart = Tamil Bowtox (5/7)
Bow && ISO Basic Latin Abecedarium and Diacritics && Reality Majyyks = Arcum Os (6/11)
Bow && Uuo¹¹⁸⁺ (aq) && Devanagari Code Chart = Deva's Dissolver (9/11)
> Vehicle Action
Providing more shielding, I upgrade the Backup Protective Ward to provide more shielding by increasing the magnitude of the shielding.
4/14 Atlanta Meatshield
1/3 Doomtrain Front
The Atlanta Meatshields cooking fine. Add another cheese, i dunno, something.
I a now developing the DOOMTRAIN FRONT! The greatest Final Fantasy vehicle of all time now becomes a part of our vehicle. Later! I will reveal what it does in the next posts.
-----
No Joke
UBER: 6 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
+2 to to Generic.
Universal Power Ubercharge Meter: 2/9
Wilson Money: $2
Krasnikov Tube Express: 12/20
Scranton Science Gun: 10/11
Elemental Decad: 5/11
New Dawn: 2/?
==Actions==
We may have to heal this thing up so it won't die when Scratch snaps out of it.
Lothrya uses Megaversal on the Owl Effigy.
Hey, I haven't been doing anything since the Gunpowder Castle!
Sorry. This trial is almost over though.
Fine.
==Obstacle Course==
1 r3c0mm3nd attach1ng a w3ap0n that d03s n0t r3ly 0n ammun1t10n and 0nly r3qu1r3s 3l3ctr1c1ty fr0m th3 var10us r3act0rs that hav3 b33n 1nstall3d 0nt0 th3 v3ss3l.
Suggestion taken.
Lothyra then Origin Wands up a Heavy Light turret. It's basically a giant version of The Heavy Light. She then mounts it on the turret and connects it to all the power generating devices on the vehicle.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I attach a multipurpose lead sheet to our vehicle, allowing it to slap enemies brutally, use the sheet as a shield, or prevent "detect evil" spells!
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Post I
>Examine Room
I conjure up a holographic red ouroboros cycling around Split like a hula hoop. The taste of the ouroboros' tail is directly poportional to Split's red sun affinity, meaning that when Split's affinity dropws below 100%, the ouroboros will let go ofn it's tail,collapsing and raising Split's red sun affinity.
Potion of Instant Health III Complete!
Gateway Psiisuit 6/9
SCP-121-DTG 3/6
Honey °oO Awkward Potion
Doge 29/30Red Droid 3/10
Beardger 19/20Maniac: Zzzzzz
Midna: I get a forest to surround the Owl. (Slenderman included)
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Turn 3/3
Mage's Intelaugmentor 6/8
Voidmetal && Bedrock && Ichor && Tutamen Essentia 3/?
Crystal Core && Essence of Flight && Space (Aspect) Essence && Essence of Movement 3/?
I add on a set of small magical apparatuses that project magical shields, protecting the vehicle from attacks until the shields are destroyed, which conveniently also burns out the modules.
I toss tomatoes at the Owl Effigy, yelling, "Food fight!" The tomatoes puree themselves in midair, forming a shield of lycopenian goodness around the Effigy. We do need to ketchup in shielding.- And the power of that pun, which I just could not resist, strengthens the shield by a bit.
The infusement of the diamond is concluded for now,
+2 to Generic.
Mere cuts with this knife are not enough now. Stabbing and slashing will work, though...
*You have gained 1 Weeping Scar- new total 5.*
33/49
11/25
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Unknown Entity: 37/50
Unknown Entity: 37/40
I command XSTANTHEMANX to examine his current location, If possible.
I'll be making my great escape now!
I control the minecraft player person.
>Kill anything hostile in the room with iron sword
>Examine any entrances or exits that aren't the one you came through
If no one has done this yet...
>Examine walls
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