Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 8/11)
More Zilly stuff, blah blah blah.
A Super (and Zilly) sword I can actually wield? Yes please! Origin Wands && The Whole Note && The Golden Globe && Caledfwlch && Broken Anachronism && >=Zillymiter=<.
Maybe I can get a somewhat-oversized super Door Laser with this? Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Gate of Zillyden && Door of Zillyvoid && (Excalibleep -O enlarge) >=Zillymiter=<.
I dual-wield Excalibleep and the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm, and do some generic-ish dual wielding with a weapon with part of it's name censored and a weapon of Extremely Zilly Deathdealing firing all of their available ammunition directly into whatever is left of the Gatekeeper, which probably still constitutes something, then putting them away to, first, roll the Combatdice of Zillylav, then to get out Hemera's Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, and the Gate of Zillyden. The Gate of Zillyden turns blue as the trio of gates start to spin around each other. The Gatekeeper, being who he is, is mersmerized by the performance and starts to come closer to the rapidly spinning doors, unaware of the massive attack I'm about to unleash. The doors then suddenly stop in midair, and fuse together to create a fearsome Door Railgun of a hithero-unseen quality! It's design, sleek, it's door-related energies, unlimited, it's payload, lethal to most entities ten times over, and in its form it carries the beauty of the glorious Trifecta! This is to Doors what Lefty is to Severed Left Pinkies! It's amazing! All present look at it for a solid minute before realizing that a minute is it's charge time, and it's about to fire right at the Gatekeeper!
One firing later, the Ultiamte Door Trifecta Railgun disassembles into it's component gates as the Gatekeeper looks a whole lot more sorry for the massive firing attack.
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Hazel Wand: IIIII (SCRATCHED.)
22/50
+1 to Amp x2.
I hope that killing this thing is not the end of the Trial. There has to be more to this one, I think.
I draw the Hazel Wand. I think it is an adequate time to be utilizing weapons of mass destruction. Obviously, what the Council said about my crimes is not going to change the effects of the Disaster. The affected area is a Minecraft server. The highly unstable and toxic thaumic waste can be removed from Grayhold, and it is done within storage. The Red Disaster broke open the storage. Regardless, I'm taking the all of the current blame, and that's all there is to say on the matter. Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand at the Gatekeeper. The Abyss is a suitably inhospitable place for this foul amalgamation of souls. However, ink corruption would be a possibility. That is, if the Gatekeeper is handled incorrectly during the transportation, which I can avoid with minimal bloodshed and violence. Ink begins pouring from the Gatekeeper's every orifice, or the lack thereof. If the situation is the latter, the ink causes violent pressurized explosions within the Gatekeeper. I am reasonably certain this is not the case. The flowing ink, upon exiting the body of the Gatekeeper, proceeds to enter one of the six possible elliptical orbits of ink streams on different gravitational planes around the Gatekeeper, accelerating at a rather obscene speed currently analogous to that of sound. With my influence, the streams accelerate to a speed near that of light, not surpassing or equalling it. I am not nearly powerful enough a psionic to move things at a speed faster than that of light. Alas. However, the speed is deadly nonetheless. I strengthen the occult power of the geometries the best I can, infusing the ink with the pure, unadulterated potency of the Inky Abyss. This sudden influx of power destabilizes the ink streams to a degree just below that of immediate combustion. In a fraction of a nanosecond, the ink stabilizes itself, and begins to emit the corrosive energy of the Inky Abyss. This tears at the Gatekeeper's very existence, slowly annihilating it over a period of seconds. The streams of ink suddenly streak into the body of the Gatekeeper, the corrosive power dissolving the areas the tendrils pass through. Mildly organic goo lines the edges of these holes, having dissolved the body of the Gatekeeper immensely, inducing a rather clandestine state of decomposition. With the tacit nature of the dissolution, the Gatekeeper does not notice that its body is eroding away. Whilst this is occurring, innumerable curses erupt from the tip of the Hazel Wand, and pulse through the Gatekeeper, burning holes into the creature's body denoting entry and exit points for the curses. The curses never exit the body, however. The force of the blast merely burns a hole through the remainder of the creature affected by this particular type of curse. The Gatekeeper collapses to the ground, slowly dissolving into a mass of Flux Goo, Flux Gas, and shattered souls.
I nod in response to Raven.
Very well.
I'll be watching.
~
There is absolutely no response to Astria. However, as if sent by some intruder into the link, a vision of a crimson liquid staining the ground of some area of Limbo briefly pervades Astria's vision.
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((This isn't Virnul. He types in burgundy. This is Navela. I have the entirety of my backstory typed up in five consecutive documents on my computer. They contain minor differences from what I actually posted, so no, I don't have an exact copy. Sorry.))
TT: I agree.
TT: The Consummate Note is the name we all agreed on for our Construct, yes.
TT: Every Scratch Construct, from what I know, emits a very precise and unique signal. TT: The question is whether or not you will receive it; not if it's adequate.
TT: That's something I don't know the answer to. The fabric of spacetime is incredibly needlessly convoluted.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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((Are the minor differences big enough that it'll skew my understanding of what happened? If not, I'll PM you my gmail so you can share them with me. I need to go over your backstory again during Spring Break while I still have time))
Battlefield:
Eric goes back to his computer; I am aware they give out unique signals. The problem is that there are so many different scratch constructs in Paradox Space that unless you know the specific signal already it does you no good.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 7/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 6/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 5/11
Story: in the Castle the Robot Masters having a Conversation with Dr. Wily
Centaur Man: Where are my Arrow's Go?
Wily: Well Apparently I've made the Special Arrows for you
Centaur Man: Thanks i haven't seen them in Ages
Wily: They are Strong and it can be used for Damaging PGs and maybe Bosses around this World
Centaur Man: Oh and i know why i also used the Centaur Spear to Affect Enemies and i haven't Fight Mega Man in Ages
Wily: Don't you Say that! this is the Robot you getting Killed by himself
Centaur Man: Sorry Wily i have Been Killed a Few times i will Speak to Nitro Man
Nitro Man: Hello there Centaur Man i haven't Seen ya i have some Training to do
Centaur Man: Ok so See ya Tomorrow
My Action: I Drill through the Gatekeeper and i was Messing up his Brain and cut Creativity and Mind Wires to make him Forget to do Anything and i put a 5 Second Bomb on his Brain as well and i Aid Everyman with Nutrition and Creativity to make him Smarter and Stronger
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 4/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 5/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use ghosts of war to call in an airstrike on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 8/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 7/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 6/11
For things to get challenging around here, we need someone around Yiazmat-level health to contest us. Then we can wail away on him! It provides many different ways to defeat this opponent, wether with entities or attacks or alchemies.
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I flank the gatekeeper with Justicar and attack from both sides.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Um... I can't technically say anything... but alright. I'll think-translate it or whatever.
I hereby solemnly swear
that I will uphold the ideals of the Inter-Universal Peace Corps
to protect the innocent
to free the unrightfully chained
to prevent the unnecessary shedding of blood
and to support and protect my fellows in the IUPC
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (1/7)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (6/7)
Awkward Potion O0O Every emoji character shrunk down to the size of 1em being 4mm = Potion of Emoji (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 4
> 05 Action
05/> Ah, relaxing and chatting... Wait, why are you on Cobalt's gaming computer?
03/> Oh, we agreed to take over for him when his character died.
05/> Oh. Can I try?
03/> Sure.
05/> I call down a holy bolt of lightning from the skies that strikes the Gatekeeper!
03/> Nothing happened.
05/> Okay. I nuke the Gatekeeper with a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke!
03/> Nothing happened either.
05/> Fine. I poke the Gatekeeper with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks.
03/> Nothing...
05/> Dangit, when is this going to work?! I throw a highway, not a highway cookie, just a highway at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I throw a shoe at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I airdrop 20,000 TNT blocks onto the Gatekeeper.
03/> That didn't do anything. Must be- oh, wait, what's that?
05/> A holy bolt of lightning strikes the Gatekeeper while a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke falls onto it, while the Gatekeeper is poked with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks, while a highway and a shoe hit the Gatekeeper, while 20,000 TNT blocks blow the Gatekeeper up! Huh. Must have been in combo mode.
03/> Oh, so that's why it wasn't working.
Wilson's shop: Yeah, close enough. I don't think Eric will have any trouble. Does this mean I can have those potions for free?
Hank facepalms at Deimos's non sequiter.
Sanford, who has finished shopping and has a handful of various potions in a small case, smacks Deimos upside the back of the head. You'll want to say no to that or he'll take some of almost all of them, just to see what they do. Anyways, welcome to the IUPC Wilson.
I pull out...Ooh, two Hellbreakers. Yes, these should be very useful...
Except...Hmmh. I proceed to shatter two of the Everyswords into their nigh-infinite component blades, which all, active, stab into the Gatekeeper by judicious telekinetics from the THLI arrays. BLADESTOOOORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Everyman, seeing such a variety of swords, is definitely inspired.
Anywho, I proceed to aggress the Gatekeeper with the Hellbreakers, slicing through the bonds keeping the wayward souls tied to the Gatekeeper. Once I have opened a sufficient gaping hole, I stab into the core of the Core, piercing through it with two Hellbreakers simultaneously. STAB!
I then turn the Everysword blades to Candy Swords and nom, healing.
TURN 1/3 -Apologies for the quick post after you Twin, I didn't see the post until now
Potion of Magic O0O Potion of Strength 3/3 COMPLETE
Concentrated Magic in a Jar >Fine 2/3
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff (Don't Starve) = Judgement Caller's Staff 1/?
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && High-Capacity Battery 1/?
I cast a spell with the Obsidian-Tipped Wand, boosting a random allied player's attack this turn!
The spores begin to mature... 7/50
It's okay.
POTION OF WITCHCRAFT: A potion that will increase magical powers in whoever drinks it, minicritting their next magic-based attack!
Hm. Sorry, gonna compile some charges and such, need to keep track every so often.
Lucky 8r8k 20/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 8/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 4/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 4/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 26)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 8)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-17, Talist-10, Gutza1-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
=CHARGE=
-50 / 50- Streamer? (Tazz'd,+4 total) -> COMPLETE! -> erm, can we summon right now?
+1 to Modpack
+1 to Tazz
=ACTION=
I summon a huge wooden ball, using several stacks of wood. Using my powers of wood-manipulation, I move the ball close to the Gatekeeper. Suddenly, thousands of wooden spires erupt from the ball, impaling the Gatekeeper several times over! Eventually, I command the ball to enter every single last hole and cut in his body, and once it's inside, I forcibly make it expand outward, hopefully ripping the Gatekeeper's HP in two.
=???=
Begins on PAGE 293 of the FORGE THREAD.
PROGRESS: 1 / ?
REWARD: +10 MHP
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 7/11)
Wow, that went a lot better than I expected. Like, I expected Erelye/Generic to come in and save my rear end. Henceforth, Trickster Alchemies, for the first time in a while. Before I start these, though, I put on the Orb of Sanity and Orb of Calm and keep their effects on while I do these. Dangerous alchemies right here.
Knowing the Alchemiter Combo for the highly-theoretical Bane? Check. Being trickster? Check. Being smart enough to realize Alchemiting this outright would likely incinerate 90% of reality, or turn it irreversibly Trickster? Check. Not wanting item number three to happen? Check. Preview this thing, and give me all the dirty secrets, including Incinieration/complete reality conversion to Trickster Chance...Also, Piono, let's face facts, SOMEONE was going to try and loophole this eventually. I'll be surprised if this works as well. Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar >=Zillymiter=<
With that out of the way, something less likely to incinerate me...But equally stupid. This was inevitable. Brine || Certamen Caseus && Esculentus && Deus Omnipotens && Aperire Clausa && Cathedria Potentia && Tetrix Of the Arbitor && Scalpere Parum && Miscetes && Ranchia && Chorus Bellum >=Zillymiter=<.
While I'm at it: Why does the Broken anachronism's Alchemiter code have nine characters when the max allowed is eight?
The sheer madness of my Alchemies scrambles the thoughts of the Gatekeeper, disorienting his mind, causing it physical pain, and forcing mental power to shift from creativity to trying to sort out the mental injuries. I shield the Everyman from seeing them as well, as a prevenative measure. With that done, I pull out Overtoruged and give the poor sod a full salvo while it's trying to recover from the mental breakdown caused by seeing my Alchemies. I'm not immediately going to bust out full Trickster shenanigans against this chump yet, and in any case, nine more COs that haven't been overused to heck and back, and this guy is going to die, so yeah.
> Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (5/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (4/7)
I duplicate a Splash Potion of Panacea II.
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 2
> 03 Action: Mathematician
03/> Here we go. I heal Talist by performing complex arithmetic, reciting the formula for healing effect of a potion N = N0e-λr, the formula for displacement considering acceleration and velocity x = x0 + v0t + ½at2. I then perform some simple mathematics and physics and lob a summoned Splash Potion of Healing II and a Splash Potion of Panacea II at Talist at optimal speed and angle, causing them to hit him optimally and heal him at maximum efficiency.
I turn to the council. "Ok then, do you have anything, any crime whatsoever on me? I've been here for a week, and I've only fought the vord! I bet you'll find a neat blank sheet of paper next to my name."
I then smash the Gatekeeper in the face, with the combined might of the elements from the Monstrous Angelics.
((Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts) ll Iron Gauntlets) (2/?)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (2/?)
Make Captcha (TVTROPES) (5/6)
25/30 Vicious Overture.
17/20 Deviljho.
Yes, it is true. You have not been here long enough to do anything of notoriety. But, since you participate in this war, you have contributed to its malicious intent in your own way, and that cannot be ignored.
I went to Wily Castle and Dr. Wily said Look! There is a Message Twinbuilder sent you it said I'm pretty sure Zero was already summoned, so Zero will not be added to this charge. In addition, the Robot Masters of Mega Man 1 and 2 were already summoned, and some other various Robot Masters were summoned. I'll allow you to summon whatever Robot Masters you want as long as they're from Mega Man 3 onwards. Also, the damage bonus seems a bit unnecessary. Oh well I have an idea Upgrade Guts Man into Guts Man G that i was Using to Beat up Mega Man with it during Mega Man 7 Same with the Robot Masters from Mega Man and Mega Man 2 i Don't see Zero anymore so i still have Bass with me he's OK i had a Terrible Attack in the Wily Egg Zone and i Escaped from Death so i was Safe i have some Robot Masters Left Unharmed so Please List the Dead Robot Masters here i am Collecting the Scraps from the Dead Robot Masters i am Counting on you!
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 2/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 3/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Apply various censorship and legal rights laws to the Gatekeeper, reducing his creativity.
Then, throw Jet Edgy at the Gatekeeper, which misses him at first. It then boomerangs back around, slicing him in the back of the head.
((Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts) ll Iron Gauntlets) (3/?)
(Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator) (3/?)
Make Captcha (TVTROPES) (6/6) Key Done!
26/30 Vicious Overture.
18/20 Deviljho.
-3% Creativity!
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
TROPER'S KEY: A key that flickers with the power of every trope. When it is used to unlock a Troper's Chest, the hidden power of the two will be revealed.
I ask the Council of Nine "For which of my crimes am I being blamed?"
Having gained an answer, I turn to attack the Gatekeeper in a lazy, sleep-deprived, but still magically superfast and magdraulic-ly powerful manner using the Hellbreakers!
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
The Anachron:
Seven dwarves walk the halls, traversing slowly the thirty miles from the outer hull to the central areas, given their bulky hazard suits and the dangerous, occasionally molten, irradiated terrain with its unstable gravity and random discharges of destructive energy.
Deeper in, and rather a distance out of their way, a huge chamber filled with rank on rank of metal cylinders remains untouched by both destruction and cryogenic ice, having been sealed and shielded as well as it could be after its initial startup. Ten thousand embryonic Vetasian Elves, unharmed by the radiation that killed the Crew, unshaken by the blasts that broke the hull, the machines nursing them powered, supplied and run by infrastructure within this chamber. Ten thousand little displays tick over, a percentage rising.
Energies from Grayhold flow along the lines they have made, rebuilding the Control Core one supercooled circuit at a time.
You have caused a great deal of structural damage to reality throughout this war, with your firepower being the most potent. As described by the Game Master himself, you've made "Zero Hour look like firecrackers", blowing up whole chunks out of planets. In addition, your frequent rolls of eldritch dice dislodge eldritch artifacts from their realm in the Void and disrupt the balance of the world, and you have, if we're not mistaken, been involved in several large-scale battles regardless.
I levitate 20000 handguns into the air, aiming carefully at the Gatekeeper, then activate Battle Technique: Maximalist.
Every handgun fires once, each one firing a toothpick for some dumb reason.
"Hmm. Since some of the others have had their lot read out, might as well have a paragraph or two."
-Elsewhere-
"IT DOES NOT SEEM LIKELY THAT SCRATCH WOULD TRY TO BAIT THE HMAS VICTOR INTO ATTACKING. ON THE SUBJECT OF ATTACKING, I ORIGINALLY CAME HERE TO ENLIST AID IN KILLING THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS MESS, PSI-SCRATCH. BUT IT SEEMS THAT GRAYHOLD IS NOT CURRENTLY IN A POSITION TO PROVIDE THAT AID. IS GRAYHOLD CURRENTLY AT A STATE WHERE IT CAN ACHIEVE A FULL RECOVERY ON IT'S OWN WITHIN A REASONABLE TIME FRAME?"
As for the Cataclysmic Fluxer, this is the first time I have seen an explosive create another explosive on detonation. Who would have guessed?
I equip the Enlightenment. Quite the tool when utilized correctly. Before doing anything, I take a moment to think, coming up with several possible reactions on the Gatekeeper's end. Reasonably satisfied with my ideas, I peer directly into the mind of the Gatekeeper, examining the content of every single neuron firing the mass of souls initiates in the given timeframe. The given timeframe spanning from approximately five seconds ago, to five seconds from now. I wait for the opportune moment. Elder magic pulses through the white sphere, piercing the brain (or lack thereof) of the Gatekeeper in a particularly clandestine manner. The arcane fury tears through the mind of the Gatekeeper, redesigning its neurons to fit a far more harmless vocation that would aid us immensely in our endeavor to ascend from Limbo. By which I mean I am essentially making it impossible for the Gatekeeper to resist us. The Gatekeeper suddenly finds that it cannot attack. It is almost as if some wizard was manipulating its synapses to force it to not fight. That is the truth, obviously. The overload of neural activity causes the Gatekeeper to have a horrific seizure, flailing and collapsing due to some invisible source. Regardless of the Gatekeeper's state, the souls within desire freedom. They exploit this moment of weakness, and burst free from the Gatekeeper, fleeing as swiftly as possible. An admirable prerogative of the helpless, I might say, though I doubt that these souls are helpless, or were ever helpless at any point in time. The souls are apparently aided by some arcane force's protection. This boosts their confidence, allowing them to escape, fragmenting the Gatekeeper. Of course, there was is no arcane force, and it was not protecting them nonetheless. The wonders of the mind are rather amusing, in this situation. Anyways, I peer into the mind of the Gatekeeper further, collapsing the primary synapses with psionic power. This synaptic collapse appears to further destabilize the Gatekeeper's already failing Creativity. This crushes the Gatekeeper under the weight of its own body. Having made an educated guess on the results of this attack beforehand, I cast several reflection hexes on myself, to send any counterattacks back into the Gatekeeper. I cause the remainder of the Gatekeeper's synapses to implode. This all damages the Gatekeeper primarily, and NOT the Creativity, for once. I place the Enlightenment back into my inventory.
As a matter of fact, no, I have not stated what the Consummate Note looks like. It is a massive keyboard, as should be expected. The instrument of the Time player of the session in question usually functions as the Scratch Construct. To release the contained temporal energies, one must Scratch the keys in a particular pattern, stretching across the diameter of the keys. That pattern is rather complex, but isn't too difficult to create, in my opinion.
The Gatekeeper will attack one less person this turn than usual! 19,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> Alchemies
Medigun > Fine = Red Oktoberfest (6/6)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (5/7)
Duplicate Splash Potion of Panacea II
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> 01 Action: Billion Laughs
01/> I orchestrate a billion laughs attack on the Gatekeeper. 20,000,000 replicas of each Lol of the United Lols of Roflica drop on the Gatekeeper, disappearing after crushing the Gatekeeper only for the next one to fall onto the Gatekeeper.
> 02 Action: SQL Injection
02/> I perform SQL injection on the Gatekeeper. That is, I inject the Gatekeeper with pure SQL. The SQL makes it drop the table consisting of half its body. It takes major damage from half its body disappearing.
> 03 Action: Fork Bomb
03/> I throw a bomb at the Gatekeeper. But this is no ordinary bomb. It's a fork bomb. The bomb explodes on impact into a million forks.
> 04 Action: 42.zip
04/> I throw 42.zip at the Gatekeeper, which is to say I throw 42 zippers at the Gatekeeper at relativistic speeds.
> Author's Note: Out of ideas
Yeah, out of ideas, so I decided to take some digital attacks literally.
RED OKTOBERFEST: A modified Medigun with two barrels and equipment borrowed from the stock Medigun and Kritzkrieg. It heals people like a normal Medigun, but when it reaches full charge, it has the choice to either Ubercharge or Kritz!
I take out the Bulletesseract and shield a bunch of AGs, myself included.
Lucky 8r8k 23/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 9/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 5/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 5/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 27)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 10)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-17, Talist-10, Gutza1-2, Tazz-2. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
You protect yourself, TT2000, ninjatwist, pionoplayer, Erelye, and Talist!
Guardian Roe:A gray cluster of gelatinous Guardian eggs. Multiple small, spikeless, twiching, fetal Guardians can be seen inside.
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKWORK ROD - BIG RIP
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+2 HP to Talist!
THULEPRISM PSIISUIT: A modified Thulecite Suit that is forged from Thuleprism and can amplify the wearer's psiionic powers, that is, if the wearer has any.
I tease the Gatekeeper for having so low HP. It gets angry and tries to attack me. Luckily, I put in a self-protective measure. Specifically, ten zillion SCP D-class, ready to attack! They all charge and successfully poke the Gatekeeper!
Potion of exp was brewed with exp orbs.
And I know that most of what Scratch did was because of the Fez, piono didn't question any of the actions that were done with the Fez, its been proven to be more powerful than the psi-godmodder artifacts repeatedly. What he was questioning was the actions taken with the psi-godmodder artifacts alone, because mind-controlling all of us would make the eventual fight with the psi version of our godmodder impossible to beat under any circumstances, and Scratch taking away the other items was just plain ridiculous.
Remember, he didn't get the Fez until AFTER taking all the psi-godmodder artifacts, so the Fez doesn't explain any of it. Psi-Scratch is that powerful, but regular red-Scratch... not nearly. Even using a less stretched-out power source than the green sun (I assume the reason why Scratch is more powerful under the influence of the red sun would be that the Red Sun has fewer first guardians to maintain, as the red and green suns should be about the same power level) he isn't nearly powerful enough, even with the disc of mojang, to steal the psi-godmodder artifacts from the Godmodder.
Really the only thing that explains the chain of events up to Scratch taking the Fez is the Narrative directly interfering with things, rather than doing it indirectly.
So yeah, it isn't the Fez I'm questioning, I never once said in that cutscene that I was.
And twin? Look at tazz's post. That would be the reason I didn't want you to give the recipes for any of my blades to other people.
Tazz. Engie would not be able to use the Bane. Heck, the OP KING would be struggling to use it right. I doubt you can wield it. And because my guess would be that there's more to the alchemical system than just the basic captchacards. There's probably a way to upgrade your cards/alchemiter to new levels once you max out the original codes.
@ninjatwist: Thanks, its unleashing this round, and the gate keeper is at low enough health that our army of ghosts should probably be escaping.
I use the infuser (was that what it was called?) to combine the potion of exp and the potion of multiplication 1/?
Wilson's shop:
Alright then, there's the oath, not much of a big to-do about it though.
Repeat after me:
I hereby solemnly swear
that I will uphold the ideals of the Inter-Universal Peace Corps
to protect the innocent
to free the unrightfully chained
to prevent the unnecessary shedding of blood
and to support and protect my fellows in the IUPC
The battlefield:
Eric receives a message from Lothrya:
Oh?
Who are you?
I'm sorry if I've met you before, there really hasn't been much time for interaction.
There might be a small gathering in not too long.
I'll try to make sure you get an invite.
Eric types in response to (its Virnul, right? Crap. I just realized how little of your backstory I actually absorbed. Do you have it typed up anywhere for me to read? Because Eric knows this stuff from talking to Kalare on the Preston Cole. so it'll be really embarrassing if I miss something important)
Its a lot easier to remember things that happen to you than things you are told about.
Hold on, the Consumate Note is your Scratch Construct, right?
I might need something to differentiate the signal from other Scratch Constructs.
I'm going to be picking you up from outside of Paradox Space.
Eric turns to Astria when she speaks
What!?
Oh... oh no... D'Arvit!
Not again!
Not again...
Limbo:
Christoff falls back to the horde of angry ghosts, and leads them in a final massive charge.
Hundreds of trillions of ghosts, almost the entire population of Limbo (which still leaves a lot of ghosts, Limbo is a big place) surges forward in a rush of angry violence.
The list of attacks is a bit too long, because basically every attack is going off at once. This is the afterlife, weaponizing itself. Lord English wouldn't be able to stop this swarm of ghosts.
The Disc of Mojang allows you to do anything once, so it allowed Scratch to take all the Artifacts. And yes, I am aware that is extremely overpowered, but this will be the last time the Disc is used in the game, and it's been used very sparingly thus far.
POTION OF EXPERIENCE: A potion that, upon use, will give the drinker XP.
Do you mean the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer?
Potion of Experience 0O0 Potion of Multiplication = Potion of Experience III (1/3)
I'm sorry about my usage of antimatter. I try as much as possible to respect the laws of physics, and by extension, reality instead of breaking them in egregious ways like almost everyone else involved in this war. I have to use antimatter weapons to be able to match the power of all the other people. I've actually discovered a device that can stabilize reality. *flips a Scranton Reality Anchor in the air* However, my self-augmentation...
She looks forlorn.
...is inexcusable. But I cannot reverse them now. Not when there's a Godmodder to be brought to justice and a multiverse to save. Now excuse me. There's a super-powered puppet to be stopped, and some laws of physics to be enforced.
She then begins working on another weapon. She alchemizes Scranton Reality Anchor > Fine and Small Gas Cooler -O Shrink, as well as previewing iAntimak & Shotgun, iAntimak || Shotgun, and Battery Nanopack > Fine. She then loads the Red Barrels (something alchemized a long time ago...) with a Scranton Reality Anchor and fires it at the Gatekeeper. Bender rolls the Nanoctet at the Gatekeeper.
SMALL GAS COOLER: Yep.
The Head Councilman nods almost imperceptibly. Very well.
Scranton Reality Anchor > Fine = Scranton Reality Weight (Level 5: 1/6)
Small Gas Cooler -O Shrink = Tiny Gas Cooler (1/2)
But iAntimak && || Shotgun was previewd already!
Battery Nanopack > Fine = Battery Nanoconduit (Level 6?)
How did you get a copy of the Red Barrels?
4-5-2-2-2-4-1-4
A nanogel flamethrower roasts the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
Story: as i Leave the Castle Wily speaks to me he Said Do not Die! i am Sorting the Alive Robot Masters and I will Send Bass after we Done all that Sorting Training Repairing Upgrading Replacing Powering up etc. Hope Dr. Light Mega Man and Proto Man didn't Saw me doing this. if they Raid my Castle i will Send a Wily Drone that Leads to my Castle OK? i am Training the Dark Men from Mega Man 5 i Saw Enker being Dead while Ballade isn't Happy at all Talk to me when i am in Progress ASAP
My Action: I Saw the Gatekeeper Killed 3 AG Players and i am So Mad and i Argue with him with Bad things making him Lose his Creativity and making his Brain Explode by Putting a Bad Mind Bomb on top of his Brain and i Told Everyman Good things and i was Protecting him from his Fate
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 3/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 4/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen Potion
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 8/11)
More Zilly stuff, blah blah blah.
A Super (and Zilly) sword I can actually wield? Yes please! Origin Wands && The Whole Note && The Golden Globe && Caledfwlch && Broken Anachronism && >=Zillymiter=<.
Maybe I can get a somewhat-oversized super Door Laser with this? Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Gate of Zillyden && Door of Zillyvoid && (Excalibleep -O enlarge) >=Zillymiter=<.
I dual-wield Excalibleep and the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm, and do some generic-ish dual wielding with a weapon with part of it's name censored and a weapon of Extremely Zilly Deathdealing firing all of their available ammunition directly into whatever is left of the Gatekeeper, which probably still constitutes something, then putting them away to, first, roll the Combatdice of Zillylav, then to get out Hemera's Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, and the Gate of Zillyden. The Gate of Zillyden turns blue as the trio of gates start to spin around each other. The Gatekeeper, being who he is, is mersmerized by the performance and starts to come closer to the rapidly spinning doors, unaware of the massive attack I'm about to unleash. The doors then suddenly stop in midair, and fuse together to create a fearsome Door Railgun of a hithero-unseen quality! It's design, sleek, it's door-related energies, unlimited, it's payload, lethal to most entities ten times over, and in its form it carries the beauty of the glorious Trifecta! This is to Doors what Lefty is to Severed Left Pinkies! It's amazing! All present look at it for a solid minute before realizing that a minute is it's charge time, and it's about to fire right at the Gatekeeper!
One firing later, the Ultiamte Door Trifecta Railgun disassembles into it's component gates as the Gatekeeper looks a whole lot more sorry for the massive firing attack.
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && The Golden Globe && Caledfwlch && Broken Anachronism && >=Zillymiter=< Wholesword of Zillybruk
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Gate of Zillyden && Door of Zillyvoid && Large Excalibleep >=Zillymiter=< Doorgate of Zillyhole
WHOLESWORD OF ZILLYBRUK: A sword that fluctuates with both the energy of creation and the cherubic energy of zilly. It has mastery over time and its holder can create zillyclones, even creating things out of zilly energy that match with cherubim folklore.
DOORGATE OF ZILLYHOLE: A large candy-colored gate that radiates with an icy aura. When it is opened, it will lead straight to the Void.
I hope that killing this thing is not the end of the Trial. There has to be more to this one, I think.
I draw the Hazel Wand. I think it is an adequate time to be utilizing weapons of mass destruction. Obviously, what the Council said about my crimes is not going to change the effects of the Disaster. The affected area is a Minecraft server. The highly unstable and toxic thaumic waste can be removed from Grayhold, and it is done within storage. The Red Disaster broke open the storage. Regardless, I'm taking the all of the current blame, and that's all there is to say on the matter. Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand at the Gatekeeper. The Abyss is a suitably inhospitable place for this foul amalgamation of souls. However, ink corruption would be a possibility. That is, if the Gatekeeper is handled incorrectly during the transportation, which I can avoid with minimal bloodshed and violence. Ink begins pouring from the Gatekeeper's every orifice, or the lack thereof. If the situation is the latter, the ink causes violent pressurized explosions within the Gatekeeper. I am reasonably certain this is not the case. The flowing ink, upon exiting the body of the Gatekeeper, proceeds to enter one of the six possible elliptical orbits of ink streams on different gravitational planes around the Gatekeeper, accelerating at a rather obscene speed currently analogous to that of sound. With my influence, the streams accelerate to a speed near that of light, not surpassing or equalling it. I am not nearly powerful enough a psionic to move things at a speed faster than that of light. Alas. However, the speed is deadly nonetheless. I strengthen the occult power of the geometries the best I can, infusing the ink with the pure, unadulterated potency of the Inky Abyss. This sudden influx of power destabilizes the ink streams to a degree just below that of immediate combustion. In a fraction of a nanosecond, the ink stabilizes itself, and begins to emit the corrosive energy of the Inky Abyss. This tears at the Gatekeeper's very existence, slowly annihilating it over a period of seconds. The streams of ink suddenly streak into the body of the Gatekeeper, the corrosive power dissolving the areas the tendrils pass through. Mildly organic goo lines the edges of these holes, having dissolved the body of the Gatekeeper immensely, inducing a rather clandestine state of decomposition. With the tacit nature of the dissolution, the Gatekeeper does not notice that its body is eroding away. Whilst this is occurring, innumerable curses erupt from the tip of the Hazel Wand, and pulse through the Gatekeeper, burning holes into the creature's body denoting entry and exit points for the curses. The curses never exit the body, however. The force of the blast merely burns a hole through the remainder of the creature affected by this particular type of curse. The Gatekeeper collapses to the ground, slowly dissolving into a mass of Flux Goo, Flux Gas, and shattered souls.
I nod in response to Raven.
Very well.
~
There is absolutely no response to Astria. However, as if sent by some intruder into the link, a vision of a crimson liquid staining the ground of some area of Limbo briefly pervades Astria's vision.
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((This isn't Virnul. He types in burgundy. This is Navela. I have the entirety of my backstory typed up in five consecutive documents on my computer. They contain minor differences from what I actually posted, so no, I don't have an exact copy. Sorry.))
((Are the minor differences big enough that it'll skew my understanding of what happened? If not, I'll PM you my gmail so you can share them with me. I need to go over your backstory again during Spring Break while I still have time))
Battlefield:
Eric goes back to his computer;
I am aware they give out unique signals.
The problem is that there are so many different scratch constructs in Paradox Space that unless you know the specific signal already it does you no good.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 7/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 6/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 5/11
Story: in the Castle the Robot Masters having a Conversation with Dr. Wily
Centaur Man: Where are my Arrow's Go?
Wily: Well Apparently I've made the Special Arrows for you
Centaur Man: Thanks i haven't seen them in Ages
Wily: They are Strong and it can be used for Damaging PGs and maybe Bosses around this World
Centaur Man: Oh and i know why i also used the Centaur Spear to Affect Enemies and i haven't Fight Mega Man in Ages
Wily: Don't you Say that! this is the Robot you getting Killed by himself
Centaur Man: Sorry Wily i have Been Killed a Few times i will Speak to Nitro Man
Nitro Man: Hello there Centaur Man i haven't Seen ya i have some Training to do
Centaur Man: Ok so See ya Tomorrow
My Action: I Drill through the Gatekeeper and i was Messing up his Brain and cut Creativity and Mind Wires to make him Forget to do Anything and i put a 5 Second Bomb on his Brain as well and i Aid Everyman with Nutrition and Creativity to make him Smarter and Stronger
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 4/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 5/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
-4% Creativity! +1 Creativity and Nutrition to the Everyman!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use ghosts of war to call in an airstrike on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 8/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 7/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 6/11
For things to get challenging around here, we need someone around Yiazmat-level health to contest us. Then we can wail away on him! It provides many different ways to defeat this opponent, wether with entities or attacks or alchemies.
I flank the gatekeeper with Justicar and attack from both sides.
The number in parentheses is the number of times you need to assist Wilson's charges in order to buy it. Once you buy it, you're free to duplicate it. Wilson will also accept IOUs or other alchemies in trade. Current status: open _ Total wealth = 157$ _ Wilson's charges A: 49/50, B: 26/50 (lvl 1 = 1 ingredient used, lvl 2 = 2 ingredients used or 2 potions combined, and so on)
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Um... I can't technically say anything... but alright. I'll think-translate it or whatever.
I hereby solemnly swear
that I will uphold the ideals of the Inter-Universal Peace Corps
to protect the innocent
to free the unrightfully chained
to prevent the unnecessary shedding of blood
and to support and protect my fellows in the IUPC
Was... that good? maybe?
CANDELIT CHESTPLATE: A chestplate made from a strange mix of chainmail and wax. A ghostly red aura emanates around the chestplate, flickering like fire. Anyone who touches you while you're wearing this will be burned.
> Alchemies
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (1/7)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (6/7)
Awkward Potion O0O Every emoji character shrunk down to the size of 1em being 4mm = Potion of Emoji (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 4
> 05 Action
05/> Ah, relaxing and chatting... Wait, why are you on Cobalt's gaming computer?
03/> Oh, we agreed to take over for him when his character died.
05/> Oh. Can I try?
03/> Sure.
05/> I call down a holy bolt of lightning from the skies that strikes the Gatekeeper!
03/> Nothing happened.
05/> Okay. I nuke the Gatekeeper with a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke!
03/> Nothing happened either.
05/> Fine. I poke the Gatekeeper with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks.
03/> Nothing...
05/> Dangit, when is this going to work?! I throw a highway, not a highway cookie, just a highway at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I throw a shoe at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I airdrop 20,000 TNT blocks onto the Gatekeeper.
03/> That didn't do anything. Must be- oh, wait, what's that?
05/> A holy bolt of lightning strikes the Gatekeeper while a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke falls onto it, while the Gatekeeper is poked with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks, while a highway and a shoe hit the Gatekeeper, while 20,000 TNT blocks blow the Gatekeeper up! Huh. Must have been in combo mode.
03/> Oh, so that's why it wasn't working.
Awkward Potion OOO Small Emoji Characters = Potion of Emotion (1/2)
Wilson's shop:
Yeah, close enough. I don't think Eric will have any trouble.
Does this mean I can have those potions for free?
Hank facepalms at Deimos's non sequiter.
Sanford, who has finished shopping and has a handful of various potions in a small case, smacks Deimos upside the back of the head.
You'll want to say no to that or he'll take some of almost all of them, just to see what they do.
Anyways, welcome to the IUPC Wilson.
Why did I quote this.
The seventh Comb Rave is now complete! If anyone wants to use their Comb Rave, now is the time! I anticipate that this one won't be a Dual, but regardless, if you want to use it, say so!
The Gatekeeper howls in agony, its many souls drifting out of its body, freed! They spiral into the bleak skies of Limbo, and the one true soul at the core of the Gatekeeper is left, writhing in pain, just barely holding itself together! The Armada of Ghosts prepares their one ultra-attack, combining every single attack used by every dead character at once! In one piercing attack, the Gatekeeper's life is completely snuffed out! Its armor and scythe clang to the ground.
The gate that separates Limbo from the rest of reality shudders and opens for the first time! Light pours forth from it, and it looks like nearly every soul in Limbo is congregated around it! They all cheer wildly! Suddenly, in a flash of light, the Council of Nine appears above the crowd and levitates, silencing the crowd. The Head Councilman turns to look at you.
Well done, Descendants. We are impressed. Even though all of you have a large crime record and are guilty of several major offenses, you have proven that you are committed to defeating the new Psi-Godmodder. And even though we know some of you may choose to misuse this artifact's power, we hope it will serve you well in dealing with this threat.
The Head Councilman snaps his fingers and a pendant pops into existence near you. It shows what looks like a miniature effigy of a teal owl, and, for reasons you can't explain, radiates with what looks like a large amount of power. Split snatches it from the ground and wears it.
I'll be taking this, if you don't mind. Oh hey, it's the Council. What are you gonna do if I decide to wear this, huh? Banish me to hell? Well you can't do that, because I'm already here.
Very funny. We'll let you keep this pendant under the knowledge that you will help these Descendants significantly in defeating the Psi-Godmodder. Just don't screw this up.
Split chuckles and stares at the pendant absent-mindedly. Alright then. I'll be seeing all of you chumps (he points at the large crowd) later! I'm back in action!
Split flashsteps through the gate and disappears. The players follow, their shadows staying behind. It seems like all of you now have shadow duplicates that will activate if you still want to explore Limbo during this Trial! They can't leave and can only interact with Limbo, so this could be a good time to figure out hidden lore! Once all of you leave, the crowd, seemingly for the first time, processes the full implications of having the gate open.
Almost instantly, everyone makes a mad dash for the gate in an attempt to be resurrected! The Council quickly creates a massive defensive shield, holding back nearly the entire crowd! However, they find that a few hundred people, using reality-bending powers, are able to slip past and hightail it through the gate! After a few agonizing minutes, the Council forces the crowd to disperse. As they stop to think about who breached Limbo's defenses, they realize two things.
The first thing they realize is that everyone who left used varying degrees of godmodding in order to escape, meaning that they all had to be godmodders. The second thing they realize is that they miscalculated. Everyone who left used godmodding to escape. All but one.
All of you blink back into existence, right where you were before Scratch killed you! It looks like all of you have managed to cheat death itself and return to life! You all then realize that it's nearly impossible to breathe in the Void. Split rolls his eyes, snaps his fingers, and all of you flash red, finding that you all are able to fly and function in the Void! It looks like you all are being dragged towards the Fourth Wall, as you see that it is getting closer with each second! You all ready your weapons, and Split does too.
Get ready. It's Time to show this smug puppet who's boss.
You all are dragged behind the Fourth Wall, to the position of the First Block, and see that a giant construct has been erected on top of the Block! It looks like a very long jet-black spire that's hoisted on top of the Block by complicated mechanisms. Orchid energy swirls around the spire, looking as if it's preparing for an incredibly powerful attack! You see a figure flashing around the spire, as if observing it. The figure then flashes straight at you, and you see that it's Scratch. He dusts off his suit and looks at you all.
Precisely on schedule. Well done, all of you. I must commend you for escaping Limbo and managing to cheat death itself. And you even brought along the Half Guardian for the ride. At least we now both draw from the same power source.
Scratch. You're as annoying as ever. Tell me, what's it like to know that you've managed to tick off some of the most deadly people in the entire game in one fell swoop?
Invigorating. It means that there is now a challenge for me to face. I was fully aware that all of you would be sent to Limbo upon your death, by the way. That was no accident. It gave me ample time to prepare this, my final task as the Employer's assassin. I was also aware that you would manage to escape and challenge me.
What exactly is this thing? Wait no, I shouldn't have asked that. You're going to launch into a day-long essay on what this thing is, aren't you.
Quite the contrary. Instead of telling you what this contraption does through my assuredly lengthy vocabulary and oral knowledge, I am going to do something even better. I am going to show you. All I have to do is snap my fingers,
Snap.
And we're live.
The machine suddenly goes into overdrive, its orchid power reverberating throughout the entire Void! Images of orchid galaxies, stars, and galactic phenomena shine all around you like a planetarium's display! The First Block's energy of creation is soon dwarfed by the machine's power... But it soon becomes evident that whatever it's charging will take a while to deploy.
The effigy on the Owl Pendant, seemingly reacting to the lights, detaches itself from the pendant and grows massively in size until a hulking Owl Effigy can be seen on the field! An extremely creepy and ominous aura hovers over the object as it moves its intense stare towards Scratch! Its aura seems to be weakening the FEZ's effects... It then begins humming with power, getting ready to unleash a deadly attack!
Scratch readies his powerful weapons in response, the images of the Artifacts floating over him and the power of his FEZ shining brightly.
Now then, it's showtime. Lights, camera, action!
How to Play:
The true fight has begun! Right now, you need to defend the Owl Effigy so it has time to unleash its powerful attack! If it manages to release the attack, the power of the FEZ will be negated completely and Scratch will not be able to use it! As long as the FEZ is intact, Scratch is elevated to the fourth dimension and you cannot attack him normally!
In addition, a new meter has been added: the Red Sun Affinity! Split and Scratch are fighting for control of the Red Sun! If someone has more powerful Affinity, they will have more power over the Red Sun and their attacks will become stronger! You can try to boost the Affinity in Split's favor, but Scratch will fight back!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
I take out the Octoroon Rangoon. It's time to finally learn the real superpower of teamwork. I stare at Scratch, and start clapping my hands, intending to build up a chain s I can get to destroying some higher-level concepts. Like the idea that Scratch's tied to the Red Sun. Of course, we would never be able to get to that level, Though we can raise its fakeness level, which would surely weaken Scratch's ties. Let's do this. Chain Attack: Claptrap. ...Hm. Kind of a dumb name. Whatever. Clap your hands if you disbelieve, folks. I start, clapping in an almost imperceptible motion. While I'm at it, I preview Miniature Green Sun && Split Captcharoid.
Lucky 8r8k 32/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 10/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 6/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 6/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 28)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 12)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-21, Talist-12, Gutza1-2, Tazz-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I have a question, completely OOC and somewhat off-topic, but why, in-canon, are nukes and other WMDs underpowered? Is it because the Godmodder included Rule of Cool in the server's physics engine? Or, and I prefer this answer, as it makes my techbase slightly more logical, is it because literally everything above the weakest mooks can survive a direct nuclear strike in the megaton range due to sheer badassery?
I have a question, completely OOC and somewhat off-topic, but why, in-canon, are nukes and other WMDs underpowered? Is it because the Godmodder included Rule of Cool in the server's physics engine? Or, and I prefer this answer, as it makes my techbase slightly more logical, is it because literally everything above the weakest mooks can survive a direct nuclear strike in the megaton range due to sheer badassery?
/null
Nukes are very unoriginal and the Godmodder's plugins/the Update Terminal have accounted for this.
Hawking's Miss > Fine = Heat Death (Level 10: 8/11)
More Zilly stuff, blah blah blah.
A Super (and Zilly) sword I can actually wield? Yes please! Origin Wands && The Whole Note && The Golden Globe && Caledfwlch && Broken Anachronism && >=Zillymiter=<.
Maybe I can get a somewhat-oversized super Door Laser with this? Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Gate of Zillyden && Door of Zillyvoid && (Excalibleep -O enlarge) >=Zillymiter=<.
I dual-wield Excalibleep and the Sweetrifle of Zillyhamm, and do some generic-ish dual wielding with a weapon with part of it's name censored and a weapon of Extremely Zilly Deathdealing firing all of their available ammunition directly into whatever is left of the Gatekeeper, which probably still constitutes something, then putting them away to, first, roll the Combatdice of Zillylav, then to get out Hemera's Gate, Hephaetus'es Gate, and the Gate of Zillyden. The Gate of Zillyden turns blue as the trio of gates start to spin around each other. The Gatekeeper, being who he is, is mersmerized by the performance and starts to come closer to the rapidly spinning doors, unaware of the massive attack I'm about to unleash. The doors then suddenly stop in midair, and fuse together to create a fearsome Door Railgun of a hithero-unseen quality! It's design, sleek, it's door-related energies, unlimited, it's payload, lethal to most entities ten times over, and in its form it carries the beauty of the glorious Trifecta! This is to Doors what Lefty is to Severed Left Pinkies! It's amazing! All present look at it for a solid minute before realizing that a minute is it's charge time, and it's about to fire right at the Gatekeeper!
One firing later, the Ultiamte Door Trifecta Railgun disassembles into it's component gates as the Gatekeeper looks a whole lot more sorry for the massive firing attack.
22/50+1 to Amp x2.
I hope that killing this thing is not the end of the Trial. There has to be more to this one, I think.
I draw the Hazel Wand. I think it is an adequate time to be utilizing weapons of mass destruction. Obviously, what the Council said about my crimes is not going to change the effects of the Disaster. The affected area is a Minecraft server. The highly unstable and toxic thaumic waste can be removed from Grayhold, and it is done within storage. The Red Disaster broke open the storage. Regardless, I'm taking the all of the current blame, and that's all there is to say on the matter. Anyhow, I point the Hazel Wand at the Gatekeeper. The Abyss is a suitably inhospitable place for this foul amalgamation of souls. However, ink corruption would be a possibility. That is, if the Gatekeeper is handled incorrectly during the transportation, which I can avoid with minimal bloodshed and violence. Ink begins pouring from the Gatekeeper's every orifice, or the lack thereof. If the situation is the latter, the ink causes violent pressurized explosions within the Gatekeeper. I am reasonably certain this is not the case. The flowing ink, upon exiting the body of the Gatekeeper, proceeds to enter one of the six possible elliptical orbits of ink streams on different gravitational planes around the Gatekeeper, accelerating at a rather obscene speed currently analogous to that of sound. With my influence, the streams accelerate to a speed near that of light, not surpassing or equalling it. I am not nearly powerful enough a psionic to move things at a speed faster than that of light. Alas. However, the speed is deadly nonetheless. I strengthen the occult power of the geometries the best I can, infusing the ink with the pure, unadulterated potency of the Inky Abyss. This sudden influx of power destabilizes the ink streams to a degree just below that of immediate combustion. In a fraction of a nanosecond, the ink stabilizes itself, and begins to emit the corrosive energy of the Inky Abyss. This tears at the Gatekeeper's very existence, slowly annihilating it over a period of seconds. The streams of ink suddenly streak into the body of the Gatekeeper, the corrosive power dissolving the areas the tendrils pass through. Mildly organic goo lines the edges of these holes, having dissolved the body of the Gatekeeper immensely, inducing a rather clandestine state of decomposition. With the tacit nature of the dissolution, the Gatekeeper does not notice that its body is eroding away. Whilst this is occurring, innumerable curses erupt from the tip of the Hazel Wand, and pulse through the Gatekeeper, burning holes into the creature's body denoting entry and exit points for the curses. The curses never exit the body, however. The force of the blast merely burns a hole through the remainder of the creature affected by this particular type of curse. The Gatekeeper collapses to the ground, slowly dissolving into a mass of Flux Goo, Flux Gas, and shattered souls.
I nod in response to Raven.
Very well.
I'll be watching.
~
There is absolutely no response to Astria. However, as if sent by some intruder into the link, a vision of a crimson liquid staining the ground of some area of Limbo briefly pervades Astria's vision.
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((This isn't Virnul. He types in burgundy. This is Navela. I have the entirety of my backstory typed up in five consecutive documents on my computer. They contain minor differences from what I actually posted, so no, I don't have an exact copy. Sorry.))
TT: I agree.
TT: The Consummate Note is the name we all agreed on for our Construct, yes.
TT: Every Scratch Construct, from what I know, emits a very precise and unique signal. TT: The question is whether or not you will receive it; not if it's adequate.
TT: That's something I don't know the answer to. The fabric of spacetime is incredibly needlessly convoluted.
Battlefield:
Eric goes back to his computer;
I am aware they give out unique signals.
The problem is that there are so many different scratch constructs in Paradox Space that unless you know the specific signal already it does you no good.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 7/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 6/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 5/11
+2 to generic
Summoning Fail Mage 9/15
Story: in the Castle the Robot Masters having a Conversation with Dr. Wily
Centaur Man: Where are my Arrow's Go?
Wily: Well Apparently I've made the Special Arrows for you
Centaur Man: Thanks i haven't seen them in Ages
Wily: They are Strong and it can be used for Damaging PGs and maybe Bosses around this World
Centaur Man: Oh and i know why i also used the Centaur Spear to Affect Enemies and i haven't Fight Mega Man in Ages
Wily: Don't you Say that! this is the Robot you getting Killed by himself
Centaur Man: Sorry Wily i have Been Killed a Few times i will Speak to Nitro Man
Nitro Man: Hello there Centaur Man i haven't Seen ya i have some Training to do
Centaur Man: Ok so See ya Tomorrow
My Action: I Drill through the Gatekeeper and i was Messing up his Brain and cut Creativity and Mind Wires to make him Forget to do Anything and i put a 5 Second Bomb on his Brain as well and i Aid Everyman with Nutrition and Creativity to make him Smarter and Stronger
List of Dead Robot Masters Say after they are dead in the Past Acts Please list Below ASAP
All Mega Man 1 Robot Masters
Rebuilding Dead Robot Masters and Recruiting Alive Robot Masters 4/50 Help needed!
Making the Ultimate Wily Machine 5/50 Help needed! PitTheAngel Assisted me + 0.2X Damage Note: This will be a Boss AG
Total Damage from Helps until Both Charges have been Done 1.2X Damage
Total Damage so Far: 79750 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats
Level 1
Damage 1500 to 2500 or it maybe Randomized or Flexible
Damage/Experience til Next level 12250/50000
Item Reserves Super Smash Ball 1x Elixir 1x Gold Coins 990x Potion of Regeneration III/Super Regen PotionIn the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Mini-Ion Cannon 0/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 3/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
31/40 x1, 30/40x2 Magic
Battlefield: I use ghosts of war to call in an airstrike on the gatekeeper
Orbital Weapons: Mini IC the gatekeeper
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x19, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x22, Potion Globedropper, iWeatherlord, Gender Spacestriker, Blueshifted, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1, Azure Essense. The Lazuli Fencer, The Bulletesseract,
Wilson's Shop: $92
Needed Dupes:
Body Armour AND Azure Essence 8/11
Poisoned Dagger AND Azure Essence 7/11
Wand of Convenience AND Azure Essence 6/11
+2 to generic
I attempt to break Kurak out of the cage. We need you!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
For things to get challenging around here, we need someone around Yiazmat-level health to contest us. Then we can wail away on him! It provides many different ways to defeat this opponent, wether with entities or attacks or alchemies.
Action 2/2
Unholy Assault: 43/50
Ethereal Callings: 18/50
Parasites: 5/5 Complete!
The following are added to the Alchemiter as Ingredients...
Flat Worm
Hook Worm
Pulse Worm
Ring Worm
Wiggle Worm
Whip Worm
When put in the Alchemiter with an item in the AND setting, the item will adopt the Worm's properties.
For Example:
Iron Ingot OR Flat Worm = Iron Slab
Rifle OR Whip Worm = Long Rifle
Wooden Planks OR Ring Worm = Whirly Planks
When put in the Alchemiter with an item in the OR setting, the Worm will adopt the item's properties.
For Example:
Iron Ingot AND Flat Worm = Iron Flat Worm
Rifle AND Whip Worm = Whip Worm Gun
Wooden Planks AND Ring Worm = Wooden Ring Worm
Put two worms in? Even I don't know what happens.
From The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth.
Wow, Ninjatwist_, this gets my gears turning. This is definitely a cool addition to the Alchemiter, regardless. Just think of what can be made!
Sword Damage: 180K/250K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Allotrope Octave: 3/9
Tiny Gas Cooler: 2/2 Complete!
Don't have time for actions.
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff (Don't Starve) = Judgement Caller's Staff 3/?
Concentrated Magic in a Jar && High-Capacity Battery 3/?
Potion of Witchcraft duplicated!
I drink a Potion of Witchcraft before attacking the Gatekeeper with the Obsidian-Tipped Wand.
The spores are almost mature- 9/50
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
I flank the gatekeeper with Justicar and attack from both sides.
Items: Diablo x1 (lvl 7 scythe, 8$), Angler Knife x1 (lvl 4 weapon, 5$), Potion of (super?) rejuvenation x1 (3$, lvl 1, gives crits) <|> Splash Nightshade potion x2 (6$, lvl 3 blindness, wither, etc) <|> Potion of Magic x2 (3$, lvl 1, random effects) <|> Splash potion of frostbite x2 (3$, lvl 1, chilly) <|> Potion of (holy) Wrath x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Extended potion of cuts x2 (5$, lvl 2, says on the tin) <|> Potion of Nectar x2 (5$, lvl 2, healing and crit) <|> Splash potion of Critmist II x8 (6$, lvl 3, crits) <|> Splash Venom Potion x2 (3$, lvl 1, poison) <|> Splash potion of chills x2 (5$, lvl 2, even chillier) <|> Potion of Ambrosa x1 (6$, lvl 3, healing + crits) <|> Nectar cake x2 (6$, lvl 3, healing food) <|> Woolen Bandage x2 (3$, lvl 1, healing) <|> Potion of Ender's Eye x1 (2$, lvl 2, find strongholds) <|> Potion of Infusement x1 (4$, lvl 2, magic power +) <|> Potion of Potential x1 (lvl 1, slight buff) <|> Potion of Fury x4 (6$, lvl 3, magic power +, holy power ++) <|> Potion of Armor x2 (3$, lvl 1, dmg reduction) <|> Potion of War II x2 (7$, lvl 4, +dmg, -dmg taken) <|> Potion of Zeus x2 (7$, lvl 4, healing, dmg dealt+ Dmg taken -) <|> Splash extended Potion of Flares x2 (6$, lvl 3, burning cuts) <|> Potion of Water Armor x2 (2$, lvl1, armor while in water) <|> potion of moonlight x2 (3$, lvl 1, regen) <|> Potion of Fortune x3 (2$, lvl 1, more ores) <|> Potion of Crimson x3 (2$, lvl 1, bleed) <|> Potion of HellSun x3 (3$, lvl 1, Powers of the Nether) <|> Potion of Fear x3 (2$, lvl1, fear) <|> Splash Potion of Aquaphopia x1 (4$, lvl2, water=pain)
Diamond && Emerald && ruby && sapphire && Garnet && Topaz && Cat's Eye && Zoisite = Convenite 3/5
Chain Chestplate && bottled fire (fire makes chainmail) && wax = CandleLit Chestplate DONE
Um... I can't technically say anything... but alright. I'll think-translate it or whatever.
I hereby solemnly swear
that I will uphold the ideals of the Inter-Universal Peace Corps
to protect the innocent
to free the unrightfully chained
to prevent the unnecessary shedding of blood
and to support and protect my fellows in the IUPC
Was... that good? maybe?
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
All my maps, click here.
Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Red Oktoberfest > Fine = ??? (1/7)
Unicoder && Essence of SCP-590 = SCP-590-DTG (6/7)
Awkward Potion O0O Every emoji character shrunk down to the size of 1em being 4mm = Potion of Emoji (1/?)
Potion of Panacea II count: 7
Splash Potion of Panacea II count: 4
> 05 Action
05/> Ah, relaxing and chatting... Wait, why are you on Cobalt's gaming computer?
03/> Oh, we agreed to take over for him when his character died.
05/> Oh. Can I try?
03/> Sure.
05/> I call down a holy bolt of lightning from the skies that strikes the Gatekeeper!
03/> Nothing happened.
05/> Okay. I nuke the Gatekeeper with a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke!
03/> Nothing happened either.
05/> Fine. I poke the Gatekeeper with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks.
03/> Nothing...
05/> Dangit, when is this going to work?! I throw a highway, not a highway cookie, just a highway at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I throw a shoe at the Gatekeeper.
03/> Nothing.
05/> I airdrop 20,000 TNT blocks onto the Gatekeeper.
03/> That didn't do anything. Must be- oh, wait, what's that?
05/> A holy bolt of lightning strikes the Gatekeeper while a creativity-obliterating plutonium EAS Tones-blasting IWAY cookie nuke falls onto it, while the Gatekeeper is poked with a mashy spike plate made of toothpicks, while a highway and a shoe hit the Gatekeeper, while 20,000 TNT blocks blow the Gatekeeper up! Huh. Must have been in combo mode.
03/> Oh, so that's why it wasn't working.
I keep healing Maniac because i can. Today, i'll be using a medikit! See y'all next time!
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No Joke
UBER: 2 Charge
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Yeah, close enough. I don't think Eric will have any trouble.
Does this mean I can have those potions for free?
Hank facepalms at Deimos's non sequiter.
Sanford, who has finished shopping and has a handful of various potions in a small case, smacks Deimos upside the back of the head.
You'll want to say no to that or he'll take some of almost all of them, just to see what they do.
Anyways, welcome to the IUPC Wilson.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+4 HP! You are protected from attack this turn!
It's okay.
POTION OF WITCHCRAFT: A potion that will increase magical powers in whoever drinks it, minicritting their next magic-based attack!
Parallel Stone && Star Caller's Staff = Judgement Caller's Staff (Level 6: 1/7)
Concentrated Bottled Magic && High-Capacity Battery = Electrified Bottled Magic (Level 2: 1/3)
Next attack will minicrit!
Yes.
Minicritted 15,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Not +10 max HP. Just +10 HP.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Barbhammer of Zillycille && Shurikens = Barbikens of Zillynort
BARBIKENS OF ZILLYNORT: A set of candy-colored shurikens that are wrapped in barbed wire.
If a guy says he wants some, he'll get some.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
But I am the Twinja. It's me.
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Roleplay Slayer's Halberd && Alterationer && Piono's Voodoo Pin && Octoroon Rangoon && Crowbar >=Zillymiter=< Sword of Zillyfyte
Brine || Certamen Caseus && Esculentus && Deus Omnipotens && Aperire Clausa && Cathedria Potentia && Tetrix Of the Arbitor && Scalpere Parum && Miscetes && Ranchia && Chorus Bellum >=Zillymiter=< Zillyhell (Level 30)
SWORD OF ZILLYFYTE: It's just a normal sword.
Broken Anachronism = 5haTeR02
5,000 damage! -2% Creativity!
> The_Nonexistent_Tazz: COMBAT OPERANDI => OVERTORGUED
You expend 6 Elf Tears and 6 Hog Slop.
25,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+3 HP!
Monstrous Angelics && Gloves of Killing Urgently && Prometheus's Mitts = Volcanic Turretgloves (Level 7: 1/8)
Gory Whirlwind && Jet Edgy && Small Nuclear Generator = Hiroshima Hands (Level 7: 1/8)
+7 HP to Talist!
Yes, it is true. You have not been here long enough to do anything of notoriety. But, since you participate in this war, you have contributed to its malicious intent in your own way, and that cannot be ignored.
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You respawn.
-3% Creativity!
7,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
TROPER'S KEY: A key that flickers with the power of every trope. When it is used to unlock a Troper's Chest, the hidden power of the two will be revealed.
You have caused a great deal of structural damage to reality throughout this war, with your firepower being the most potent. As described by the Game Master himself, you've made "Zero Hour look like firecrackers", blowing up whole chunks out of planets. In addition, your frequent rolls of eldritch dice dislodge eldritch artifacts from their realm in the Void and disrupt the balance of the world, and you have, if we're not mistaken, been involved in several large-scale battles regardless.
10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+5 HP to ManiacMasteR! crystalcat is protected from attack!
> engie_ninja: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 GUNS AKIMBO - MAXIMALIST
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Gatekeeper will attack one less person this turn than usual! 19,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Ah.
You respawn.
RED OKTOBERFEST: A modified Medigun with two barrels and equipment borrowed from the stock Medigun and Kritzkrieg. It heals people like a normal Medigun, but when it reaches full charge, it has the choice to either Ubercharge or Kritz!
11,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
omglolsguy22 and Irecreeper are protected from attack this turn!
Heh. It is in a way. And it's in more ways than one, since it will cause a lot of death.
5,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
You respawn.
You protect yourself, TT2000, ninjatwist, pionoplayer, Erelye, and Talist!
CONCENTRATED THAUMIC MAGIC: A bottle of highly concentrated magic that ripples with thaumic power.
+3 HP! K4yne gets a cheezburger!
> NinjaV2403: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 CLOCKWORK ROD - BIG RIP
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+2 HP to Talist!
THULEPRISM PSIISUIT: A modified Thulecite Suit that is forged from Thuleprism and can amplify the wearer's psiionic powers, that is, if the wearer has any.
You can't alchemize an item with itself!
Water Bottle && SCP-2400 && Sand && Prismarine Shards && Guardian Roe = SCP-2400-DTG (Level 5: 1/6)
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The Disc of Mojang allows you to do anything once, so it allowed Scratch to take all the Artifacts. And yes, I am aware that is extremely overpowered, but this will be the last time the Disc is used in the game, and it's been used very sparingly thus far.
POTION OF EXPERIENCE: A potion that, upon use, will give the drinker XP.
Do you mean the Dune Rotary Potion Mixer?
Potion of Experience 0O0 Potion of Multiplication = Potion of Experience III (1/3)
The final charge will hit at the end of the turn!
8,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
+5 Weasel Snot!
When I have time.
SMALL GAS COOLER: Yep.
The Head Councilman nods almost imperceptibly. Very well.
Scranton Reality Anchor > Fine = Scranton Reality Weight (Level 5: 1/6)
Small Gas Cooler -O Shrink = Tiny Gas Cooler (1/2)
But iAntimak && || Shotgun was previewd already!
Battery Nanopack > Fine = Battery Nanoconduit (Level 6?)
How did you get a copy of the Red Barrels?
4-5-2-2-2-4-1-4
A nanogel flamethrower roasts the Gatekeeper, dealing 8,000 damage!
-3% Creativity!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
3,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
> TT2000: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 HEADSHOT TIMES ZERO - MACHINA
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && The Golden Globe && Caledfwlch && Broken Anachronism && >=Zillymiter=< Wholesword of Zillybruk
Origin Wands && The Whole Note && Gate of Zillyden && Door of Zillyvoid && Large Excalibleep >=Zillymiter=< Doorgate of Zillyhole
WHOLESWORD OF ZILLYBRUK: A sword that fluctuates with both the energy of creation and the cherubic energy of zilly. It has mastery over time and its holder can create zillyclones, even creating things out of zilly energy that match with cherubim folklore.
DOORGATE OF ZILLYHOLE: A large candy-colored gate that radiates with an icy aura. When it is opened, it will lead straight to the Void.
20,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
18,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
Why did I quote this.
> Fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
10,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
4,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
-4% Creativity! +1 Creativity and Nutrition to the Everyman!
12,000 damage to the Gatekeeper!
The rival Gatekeeper lacks the Gatekeeper's adaptability and quickly falls.
You can't leave Limbo! What do you think the whole point of killing the Gatekeeper is?
Okay, Worms added to supplies!
Limbo Gatekeeper destroyed!
CANDELIT CHESTPLATE: A chestplate made from a strange mix of chainmail and wax. A ghostly red aura emanates around the chestplate, flickering like fire. Anyone who touches you while you're wearing this will be burned.
Awkward Potion OOO Small Emoji Characters = Potion of Emotion (1/2)
Hey, that rhymes!
+3 HP to Maniac!
Oh boy. I hope your internet's alright!
Why did I quote this.
The seventh Comb Rave is now complete! If anyone wants to use their Comb Rave, now is the time! I anticipate that this one won't be a Dual, but regardless, if you want to use it, say so!
The Gatekeeper howls in agony, its many souls drifting out of its body, freed! They spiral into the bleak skies of Limbo, and the one true soul at the core of the Gatekeeper is left, writhing in pain, just barely holding itself together! The Armada of Ghosts prepares their one ultra-attack, combining every single attack used by every dead character at once! In one piercing attack, the Gatekeeper's life is completely snuffed out! Its armor and scythe clang to the ground.
The gate that separates Limbo from the rest of reality shudders and opens for the first time! Light pours forth from it, and it looks like nearly every soul in Limbo is congregated around it! They all cheer wildly! Suddenly, in a flash of light, the Council of Nine appears above the crowd and levitates, silencing the crowd. The Head Councilman turns to look at you.
Well done, Descendants. We are impressed. Even though all of you have a large crime record and are guilty of several major offenses, you have proven that you are committed to defeating the new Psi-Godmodder. And even though we know some of you may choose to misuse this artifact's power, we hope it will serve you well in dealing with this threat.
The Head Councilman snaps his fingers and a pendant pops into existence near you. It shows what looks like a miniature effigy of a teal owl, and, for reasons you can't explain, radiates with what looks like a large amount of power. Split snatches it from the ground and wears it.
I'll be taking this, if you don't mind. Oh hey, it's the Council. What are you gonna do if I decide to wear this, huh? Banish me to hell? Well you can't do that, because I'm already here.
Very funny. We'll let you keep this pendant under the knowledge that you will help these Descendants significantly in defeating the Psi-Godmodder. Just don't screw this up.
Split chuckles and stares at the pendant absent-mindedly. Alright then. I'll be seeing all of you chumps (he points at the large crowd) later! I'm back in action!
Split flashsteps through the gate and disappears. The players follow, their shadows staying behind. It seems like all of you now have shadow duplicates that will activate if you still want to explore Limbo during this Trial! They can't leave and can only interact with Limbo, so this could be a good time to figure out hidden lore! Once all of you leave, the crowd, seemingly for the first time, processes the full implications of having the gate open.
Almost instantly, everyone makes a mad dash for the gate in an attempt to be resurrected! The Council quickly creates a massive defensive shield, holding back nearly the entire crowd! However, they find that a few hundred people, using reality-bending powers, are able to slip past and hightail it through the gate! After a few agonizing minutes, the Council forces the crowd to disperse. As they stop to think about who breached Limbo's defenses, they realize two things.
The first thing they realize is that everyone who left used varying degrees of godmodding in order to escape, meaning that they all had to be godmodders. The second thing they realize is that they miscalculated. Everyone who left used godmodding to escape. All but one.
All of you blink back into existence, right where you were before Scratch killed you! It looks like all of you have managed to cheat death itself and return to life! You all then realize that it's nearly impossible to breathe in the Void. Split rolls his eyes, snaps his fingers, and all of you flash red, finding that you all are able to fly and function in the Void! It looks like you all are being dragged towards the Fourth Wall, as you see that it is getting closer with each second! You all ready your weapons, and Split does too.
Get ready. It's Time to show this smug puppet who's boss.
You all are dragged behind the Fourth Wall, to the position of the First Block, and see that a giant construct has been erected on top of the Block! It looks like a very long jet-black spire that's hoisted on top of the Block by complicated mechanisms. Orchid energy swirls around the spire, looking as if it's preparing for an incredibly powerful attack! You see a figure flashing around the spire, as if observing it. The figure then flashes straight at you, and you see that it's Scratch. He dusts off his suit and looks at you all.
Precisely on schedule. Well done, all of you. I must commend you for escaping Limbo and managing to cheat death itself. And you even brought along the Half Guardian for the ride. At least we now both draw from the same power source.
Scratch. You're as annoying as ever. Tell me, what's it like to know that you've managed to tick off some of the most deadly people in the entire game in one fell swoop?
Invigorating. It means that there is now a challenge for me to face. I was fully aware that all of you would be sent to Limbo upon your death, by the way. That was no accident. It gave me ample time to prepare this, my final task as the Employer's assassin. I was also aware that you would manage to escape and challenge me.
What exactly is this thing? Wait no, I shouldn't have asked that. You're going to launch into a day-long essay on what this thing is, aren't you.
Quite the contrary. Instead of telling you what this contraption does through my assuredly lengthy vocabulary and oral knowledge, I am going to do something even better. I am going to show you. All I have to do is snap my fingers,
Snap.
And we're live.
The machine suddenly goes into overdrive, its orchid power reverberating throughout the entire Void! Images of orchid galaxies, stars, and galactic phenomena shine all around you like a planetarium's display! The First Block's energy of creation is soon dwarfed by the machine's power... But it soon becomes evident that whatever it's charging will take a while to deploy.
The effigy on the Owl Pendant, seemingly reacting to the lights, detaches itself from the pendant and grows massively in size until a hulking Owl Effigy can be seen on the field! An extremely creepy and ominous aura hovers over the object as it moves its intense stare towards Scratch! Its aura seems to be weakening the FEZ's effects... It then begins humming with power, getting ready to unleash a deadly attack!
Scratch readies his powerful weapons in response, the images of the Artifacts floating over him and the power of his FEZ shining brightly.
Now then, it's showtime. Lights, camera, action!
How to Play:
The true fight has begun! Right now, you need to defend the Owl Effigy so it has time to unleash its powerful attack! If it manages to release the attack, the power of the FEZ will be negated completely and Scratch will not be able to use it! As long as the FEZ is intact, Scratch is elevated to the fourth dimension and you cannot attack him normally!
In addition, a new meter has been added: the Red Sun Affinity! Split and Scratch are fighting for control of the Red Sun! If someone has more powerful Affinity, they will have more power over the Red Sun and their attacks will become stronger! You can try to boost the Affinity in Split's favor, but Scratch will fight back!
The Itinerary:
> All: Defend the Owl Effigy!
> All: Guard your entities!
> All: Raise Split's affinity!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIIII. INFESTATION .IIIThe Void:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ======================================== 0/8,000,000. (Gains +250,000/turn.)
Current Impetus Comb: 8
pionoplayer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Talist: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
omglolsguy22: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
crystalcat: [AG] HP: 25/25. Has Armor.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
Fseftr: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 20/20.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 20/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Red Sun Affinity: Split ==========O========== Scratch
Doc Scratch: [Ψ B
Owl Effigy: [???] HP: 500,000/500,000. Hats Off: II
Split: [N] HP: 250,000/250,000. Weapon Mode: Unbroken Umbrage. Multiplication: II Division: II
Everyman: [AG] HP: 25/25. Creativity: 5/50. Nutrition: 3/50.
The Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII DISABLED (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III READY (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III DISABLED (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII READY (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII DISABLED (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III DISABLED (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII READY (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: IIII (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III READY (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII READY (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII READY (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII DISABLED (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
26 Hog Slop
18 Elf Tears
29 Pie Filling
18 Weasel Snot
Lucky 8r8k 32/50
First Aid && Azure Essence 10/11
Pool Ball Set && Mechanical Eye && Clockwork Majyyks 6/9 (English Eye)
Cue Ball Eye >Fine 6/11 (Magic English Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 28)
I duplicate 2 potions of Nectar. (Potions of Nectar: 12)
ALCHEMY SHOP: Fseftr-21, Talist-12, Gutza1-2, Tazz-4. Pay x in +2s for an alchemy that takes x posts on my end to make. Alternative pay methods can be discussed.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Nukes are very unoriginal and the Godmodder's plugins/the Update Terminal have accounted for this.
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happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870