Lothyra ubercharges the Preston Cole in a helpful way, then points out that the Vord shouldn't have been able to put up such a great fight against all our truly heavy weapons without some standard armor. Biotech and genes aren't magical, after all. She loads that into the Science Cannon, which can now use biological inaccuracies as well. Bender then rocks the [REDACTED] out again with Faggartslayer, then uses it to slice up some Keepers, and finally scorching all the Croach with Bender's Gun. ALL OF IT!
I question the size of this End island, making it feel inferior and worthless compared to the Overworld. The End island gets very angry at me and tells me to shut up because I'm even smaller than it. Taking a page from "Standard Movie Bullying 101" I mockingly ask the End if it's going to cry in an annoying nasally voice. The End, as predicted, tries to lash out against me, causing severe earthquakes that tear open the ground, taking the Vord Keepers with it.
I take out my finished Brewer's Eight, then look around. After seeing that Talist's not around, I feel a bit dismayed. "Oh well, I guess I'll hold on to this. I sure hope he comes back."
I then take out the Voided Octet and fire it into the Keepers with a standard Raildicegun. I also continue my highly plagiaristic attack chain by declaring war on the Vord, then summoning an entire legion of Skeletons and Wither Skeletons to aid me while I sendificate burning crowns onto Vord. We then fire a bunch of bows and Wither magic into the Vord while I cut up unpleasant notes to send Nether magics into their midst, then move on to a rendevous point and meet up with even more Nether forces to keep up the onslaught. Finally a battalion's worth of Nether forces joins me in one final stand against the Keepers. I then take out a wrench and build a bunch of Level 3 Sentries to attack the Keepers, upgrade them with the Wrangler and point them at the Keepers more precisely, and erect a humongous Dispenser which sprouts even more sentries and a railgun, killing even more keepers.
Charges Inc. 12/50
Bag of Potions && Fluorite Octet = Brewer's Eight (Level 8: 9/9)
Roxy's Mask && Fluorite Octet = Voided Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 3/??
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 8)
I think really hard and attempt to tap into the Speed Force. Shouldn't be too hard since I exceeded the speed of light. After about a minute or so of standing and thinking in a really stupid position I feel something. Probably not the Speed Force though, it's likely just embarrassment.
To make up for my minute or so of being unproductive I travel back in time one minute and firmly grasp the Croach. It would probably smell horrible and feel horrible if I had any senses other than seeing and hearing. I lather the Croach all over my body like lotion. The Vord Keepers charge after me in both hunger and lust. I fly over one of the Earthquake cracks, and the Vord, being idiotic in their starving and hormonal rage, fall through it and into the Void.
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Scratch's Lament 4/9
Amulet of Void 7/7!
The Braineraser 7/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I use Elven Tale on the Croach. (All undescribed attacks used.)
I examine the Amulet of Void. I clone another Splash Potion of Augmentation. Perhaps my limiter on the amount of potions of the same type being allowed to be held was a bit pointless. I will certainly need more than twelve at a time. Granted, I only have eight currently in my possession.
On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly activate the White Ring. The runes appear, rapidly vacillating between white and black, as per usual. An aura of pure elemental potency begins to emerge from the onyx ring. I utilize the white and black energy to fuel the attack considerably beyond that which my abilities might grant me. The croach around me begins to dissolve into Flux Goo under the arcane pressure. The essentia released by such an occurrence directly augments the White Ring's elemental abilities. This was rather inevitable. Unless you desire me to choke out all life in this region of the Void with Taint, which I can also make inevitable, as per your wishes. The essentia, upon being gathered by the White Ring, is converted to Vis of the same types. The large amounts of Vis in such a concentrated area will prove to be detrimental, I assure you. Bolts of mauve lightning reverberate across the End, piercing the chitin of the Keepers rather swiftly. This does not, obviously, heat up the chitin itself. The heat of the bolt cooks each Keeper from the inside, leaving emaciated husks behind, devoid of all life. Flux Gas spews forth from the every orifice of the survivors, slowly warping their forms into unrecognizable masses of organic matter. I release the energy of the White Ring. An arc of pure vacillating white and black energy slices through the Croach in an attempt to annihilate the Keepers. The arc slices a vast amount of Vord in half, leaving them utterly defenseless in the face of the second blast. The arc separates into ever-undulating tendrils of elemental power. Every single one of the tendrils proceeds to slice through the ranks of Keepers. The blasts, directed by my will, melt holes through the Keepers, methodically raising the number of unfortunate cadavers in the area by a rather exponential increment. The esoteric fury rends the Croach to ashes in the surrounding area. The ashes proceed to violently explode, combusting for no discernible reason beyond that of my attack. The resulting blasts push the Vord away from a centralized area in the End, perfectly capable of serving a some sort of platform. Utilizing this thought, I telekinetically tear the entire chunk of the End clear of Vord, Croach and all, out of the island, and into the air. From there, I proceed to telekinetically separate the large fragment into meteor-sized masses, which fall upon the Keepers as well. Upon striking a Keeper, the meteor evaporates into Endstone gas, which is promptly teleported into the lungs of the Keeper.
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I take out Forge's Light, and fill some Endervord or Warriors or whatever's available to attack with PEANUT BUTTER arrows! This attracts a wall of peanut-butter lovers, who all wolf down the Vord!
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Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
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5/5 for Text Based Magic
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Battlefield: I use my spoil on the keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1
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Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 2/? Twin, what make?
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Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 11/11
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The End, right now:
I am quite certain I did not see the description of the attack I would have seen myself use. To that effect, and under the assumption that it is somewhat sword-based, I use BT: Ruination on the Vord around me before launching into the sky with the light jumprocket which came with my armor, annihilating any surviving Vord in my immediate vicinity with fusing plasma.
Coming to a hover several thousand feet up, I raise the rifle Dynamic Deathbringer and rain everything the complex weapon has to fire down upon them until its magazines empty.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
My own Cloning Project Charge 20/20! {+ A great deal from Erelye.}
The Nitrotic && Ender/Eldritch Computer-Assisted Rangefinding Variable Zoom Sniper Scope {Because yeah, that's basically what I use as default.} && A properly explained retrofit of the Gravitic Recoil Exploiter. {Basically, it uses scifi magic gravity warp to absorb the ludicrous recoil from something like this and use the energy thereof to accelerate the round further, generating more recoil, which is used to accelerate it further, and so on until it gets about a foot from the barrel, whereupon the system loses coherency.} 1/?
Earth's Moon, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that the guards made no attempt to disarm him or remove his armor, a seemingly terrible idea, then spends some time going over his cell and surroundings in an attempt to learn more about his situation. For future reference, he will use lethal force to resist if the guards or most anyone else attempts to disarm him in this sort of scenario.
Manufactory Anachron biolabs, right now:
I hit a button on my HUD, and a number of the large construction mechs which seem to be everywhere aboard the Anachron file in and carry the Drills away to the nearest hangar, where they will be carried to one of the surviving mining sites on the Moon and used to cut into the bedrock until just before the Void.
"Thank you kindly, they will be extremely useful, as have all the things you've sent us, less obvious though their uses often are."
I turn back to the Cloning Project at hand.
"Now, having run what we have through all sorts of things, I believe a complete genome is in fact what we have here. By now you know as much as I, so why don't you get it started. You'll need to be able to do this if my longer-term plans work as I intend."
Lothyra pulls out SciAntimak, switches it to "Biology" mode, and fires it at the Croach (I'm changing things up for this post). Bender gathers sacred items, rocks out with Faggartslayer, and then uses Existance Now on the Keepers.
==Anachron==
All of a sudden, a pesterchum conversation comes through to Lothyra.
-- spacepilotAced [SA] began pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
SA: Jebediah Kerman here, requesting dokking to the Anakhron.
UA: Oh, hello Jeb.
SA: Kould you please make your robot avatar let my ass in?
UA: Okay. Will do.
UA: So, you've gotten all the equipment?
SA: Yes. They're as safe as kan be. Thanks to my badass piloting skills, of kourse :P.
UA: Hahaha. You're always bragging about those. Anyways, see you inside.
SA: Bye.
Lothyra opens the docking bay doors. A couple of minutes later, a small figure in an orange spacesuit strides, with a straight back and a confident demeanor, into the room. He is accompanied by an entourage of cargo-carrying robots, each one holding a piece of biological equipment. Finally, in the back of this crowd another orange-suited kerbal, this one walking with small, tentative steps and looking around observantly, enters. The confident kerbal steps up to Amp3rz and firmly shakes his hand.
Jebediah Kerman at your service. I am the representative of the kerbal race,
He glances at the other kerbal.
along with my brother Bill,
He turns back.
and Bob, who is not present. Okay, my job here is done. Goodbye.
He looks at Lothyrabot.
I'll be bakk at the station, Loth.
He then leaves. The other kerbal paces up.
As my brother said, I am Bill Kerman. I serve as the chief science officer aboard Spacebase DF-9, and will accompany Lothyra's surrogate during the cloning of her species. I apologize for having taken more time than expected for this delivery. I had to transfer some cloned tissue of lifeform 42413, known informally as "Midna," that we were performing experiments on to another piece of equipment. It seems that the other elf has also brought his own devices, his being of an ectobiological nature.
The robots being deploying the equipment. Lothyra observes the Dwarf Fortress people, especially the elf.
Odd. It seems that your elf seems to resemble the Minecraftian elves in their former degenerate and backwards state far more than their Vetasian ancestors. I'll have to like into that later. For now,
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I never intended to leave permanently. That would be an overreaction. I just have absolutely no interest in killing several million more of the same type of bug. It would be better if this was either optional or more engaging than "kill unit X" the whole time.
People are going to make references I don't get. I understand that. But bloody hell, why do we need SO MANY freaking references? There have been a countless number of references to MS paint adventures, but I'll try to count them anyway. After I joined, we've had... 10 or so bosses, 5 spoils of war, 3 entity crowds, 4 major characters, 2 main antagonists, the GM's background, 3 major events, practically an entire genre swap, 2 very very major gameplay mechanics, several long storyposts, 4 types of resources which are used seemingly arbitrarily, at least 12 pictures, countless weapons, and an entire quarter of the whole freaking story line ALL as references to MS Paint Adventures! I just don't care about any of it. The more references this game throws at me the even less interested I become in anything related to it. They practically aren't even references. They seem to be just throwing characters, terms, and situations from other medias into DTG. What I think of as a reference is a little less obvious than that.
Sigh... maybe its just that I particularly dislike this sort of thing. After all, out of the 20 odd entities I've summoned over the course of these two games, the only one that has ever been taken directly from some other media was Lucario. And that's as far as I'm willing to go even though I actually love lucarios, to the point of investing the time of getting a shiny one legitimately. I've actually made plenty of references, but they've been to quite a variety of medias and very few people have gotten most of them. Many of my entities actually have a reference to something buried deep inside it... Did you know that the Elemental Relic was based off of the Cosmic Monoliths in Epic Battle Fantasy 3? You know, the ones where you really needed Lance to use Net to stop it from dodging? It was originally going to be the Cosmic Relic and have a triangle of energy for Terra, Solar, and Lunar energy, but a square was easier to work with.
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
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Wilson's Shop: $68
Needed Dupes: Fear x2, Hellsun x3
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 3/?
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 3/9
I dupe a potion of fear for talist
I cause a chunk replace error under a heavily Vorded section of End, replacing it with an empty-space chunk and simultaneously enabling us to cut the Croach off of the bottom of the End with time shenanigans... I also cause the Croach-on-the-top-of-the-End to glitch into falling sand long enough for the Vord to fall in and start suffocating. The Vord face a catch-22:Destroy the thing producing more and lose reproductive ability but maintain their army, or leave an easily-mopped-up force around by dying but save the Croach?
I place the Godmodder in a situation where there are exactly, and only, two actions he can take, and both cause him damage. One of them is staying put, the other is doing anything other than staying put.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
Probably no FG powers.
I take out the Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer and some fancy laser specs. After Copying a majority of the players, I slam the Vrillyhoo Hammer into the ground, creating a giant fluorite mountain, which I climb to the top of. I then jump off of it , dodging all attacks, then make a pun about how they can't touch this, and combo some Keepers. I then open up a rift in the ground which a lot of Keepers fall through. I then shoot up a bunch of Keepers with the Railteration Infinidicegun, spray and pray, then point and shoot. I then take out the Bow of Zillytym, shoot some Keepers in the non-head area, shoot some arrows around the world and into them, and keep shooting them up with the Bow and Crossbow of Zillytym. After this I take out the original seven legendary cherubim weapons and aggress the Keepers with extreme prejudice.
I then notify my future self after we return from the End and tell him to go to a certain point in time in the Far Lands and loot the Ancestral Gunpowder, which he does.
Charges Inc. 10/50
Bag of Potions && Fluorite Octet = Brewer's Eight (Level 8: 7/9)
Roxy's Mask && Fluorite Octet = Voided Octet (Level 8: 7/9)
I tear out my eye. Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 1/?? Basically trying to get thieving powers to boost my rolls.
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 5)
Hey! Copying others' Battle Techniques isn't very original! You're just doing things that have already been done!
I begin the process of making purified pie filling: 1/3
Also, barrel AND hog slop: 1/3
barrel AND elf tears 1/3 (hoping to increase sacred items cap, because frankly, running off no more than 30 at a time has been really annoying.)
Eric, now safe on the Preston Cole, engages in Play 'Em Off lvl10 with Hank, Sanford and Deimos, raining death and destruction on the vord.
Tonight's update of tvtropes is really taking a long time, I don't have time to type out the desc. for my new battle techniques and combat operandis.
In the Overworld: So where is the... Here.
A dark red silhouette flickers into existence, bringing with it...
Another piono.
So you're here.
Yes.
Is this the point where I begin the run-through?
Yes.
The OP King will take you to it.
Present piono nods, and walks forward.
The OP King and piono disappear, leaving future (now current) piono with Sauron, Tricky and Phobos.
Thank you for waiting gentlemen.
I apologize to you, Phobos, for making you put up with past me.
I didn't have the experience I do now, and I needed someone to keep an eye on the past me to keep any more stray paradoxes from showing up. I'm glad for the change of management. What is going on?
Piono turns to Sauron.
I'm sure you have many questions.
But now is not the time to answer them.
Piono pulls out Rapture, and slowly draws it through the air.
A large military base can be seen on the far side.
Your orders await you there.
Sauron bows grudgingly and walks through. The portal closes.
Come Phobos, there is something we need to do.
And many things you need to be informed of.
The Co-GM is not Netpatham, nor is it aligned with Netpatham. It also died.
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I put on a super short skirt, like, a centimeter long. With it I wear the ever so popular "Generic Anime Schoolgirl Outfit". A few seconds later and I appear in front of the Vord Keepers, with my back facing them. I smile and turn around, making a peace sign right next to my face, with hearts and sparkles for dramatic flair. The Vord Keepers suddenly become very flustered and confused about their status toward intimate relationships with other species. Their moment of social confusion allows the next attack against them to Mini-Crit.
Next attack against the Vord Keepers will minicrit!
Scratch's Lament 2/9
Amulet of Void 5/7
The Braineraser 5/9
+1 to Amp x2.
If I am dead, I respawn.
I direct the TIE-Sentry to attack the Keepers.
Afterwards, I cast The Sword on the Croach. 2/4 Undescribed attacks used.
Kalare:
I draw the Hazel Wand. A flowing, twisting combination of eldritch magic and violet energy radiates from the bronze rod in a rather instantaneous fashion. The arcane fury, added to the debilitating stare on my face, imposes some sort of will upon the Vord. Of course, this influence is primarily telekinetic. A large amount of Keepers glow with amethyst psionic energy, before being telekinetically slammed int the ground (and thusly the Croach) unceremoniously. I transmute the bodies of the Keepers who die in this debacle into volatile Flux Goo. The vile liquid corrodes the croach upon it, annihilating some minuscule, insignificant portion of it. I incline my hand (the left one, which is currently not occupied holding my wand) in the general direction of the original ranks of Keepers. Another large portion of Vord glow with amethyst energy, before levitating into the air. However, I attempt something quite a bit more absurd instead of merely sending the Vord to the ground. This time, the Vord being telekinetically exploited smash into a croach-coated obsidian pillar. A resounding crack can be heard across the entire island, over the chaos of the situation itself. The pillar shudders momentarily, a large amount of Keepers imbedded within it. Sparks of violet light occasionally fly off of the pillar. It slowly topples over. Obsidian covered in croach sprays across an insubstantial portion of the End. The obsidian serendipitously avoids any and all players. The Keepers, however, are not nearly so fortunate. Rather unfortunate, considering the forty tons of compressed obsidian shards currently grinding their corruption-weary corpses into paste. Hah. I would hope a sizable amount of Keepers were slain in that endeavor. Under normal circumstances, they would have been. I suddenly wave the Hazel Wand. A spell erupts from the tip if the wand, careening into the hostile ranks of Vord. Esoteric energy tears at the very being of the seventeen Vord struck by the curse or within the vicinity of the aforementioned curse. Slowly, the seventeen Keepers dissolve, leaving behind only a mass of warped blood, flesh, chitin, and organ pulp. I fire another curse into the Vord ranks, instantaneously vaporizing several Keepers, and leaving another two to die imminently. Grimdark energy trails off of the Hazel Wand as I cast a final spell. Suddenly, a large amount of Keepers collapse to the ground, shrieking at a frequency unable to be picked up by Minecraftian ears, nor the troll/human/elven ones possessed by those controlling the aforementioned Minecraftians. The Vord are certainly capable of hearing it, and begin bleeding profusely from every orifice. I lower the Hazel Wand, placing it in my Sylladex.
I do hope you are all enjoying that cliffhanger involving the soul of the Enderdragon.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THE PEN - THE SWORD
You take out your ink-based weaponry and slash them at the air, using them to create a large sword forged from pure ink. You rush up to the Croach and aggress them with it, slicing clean through its surface. However, you realize that to complete the saying, the pen must be mightier than the sword, so you quickly change the sword's shape into a giant pen and have its tip cut a large section of the Croach clean in two. 10,000 damage!
Cosmic Rust && Bug Spray && Hope Essence = Arachnide 9/11
DONE-ER Awkward Potion OOO Blaze Powder = Potion of Strength 2/2
NEW Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = ??? 2/??
NEW X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden apple = ??? 2/??
+2 to Irecreeper
Aside from my TIMEBRINGER CHAIN, I heal an AG player with the LIFEBRINGER.
I use the TIMEBRINGER and continue a one second attack. I reach cross my weaponspace and pull out a bucket of carrot juice.
I start by powering up via tasting the deliciousness of the carrot juice, and overwhelmed with pure joy and happiness from the carrot juice, I down my potion of strength and go out to spread this joy with the Croach. I load some droplets of carrot juice into a bringer, creating the mythical...
CARROT JUICE SQUIRT BRINGER! (CJSB)
It is the most powerful bringer/squirt gun combo to ever exist, in all of the BRINGERVERSE. This universe has never seen the powers of it. I fire a single droplet of it into my mouth, my robo-brain becoming overwhelmed by the addicting taste. As my vision begins to sharpen and brighten, portraying the universe as much cheerier and happier than it truly is, I set the CJSB onto attack mode, instead of fun mode. However, everything is fun mode now, now that I've had the mythical carrot juice from the CJSB! I let the Croach in on the "fun" by giving it tons and tons of gallons of carrot juice, fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!
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Urgh. My head. What just happened-
The croach, and most of the end, is coated in a 20 block thick layer of carrot juice, creating its own gravity to be anchored onto the end islands! The croach is overwhelmed by its powerful mind altering FUN, and promptly dies from not being able to handle it. I use the CJSB from inside the end island carrot juice ocean to funnel the carrot juice on the islands to inside of the croach, inflating the croach to a massive spongey size, filled with carrot juice! It, like any mortal creature, explodes in a blast of FUN and carrot juice and joy from this. The carrot juice compacts in on itself onto the croach, compacting so much it is a CARROT JUICE SINGULARITY. It reacts to itself and explodes, becoming a SUPERMASSIVE CARROT JUICE HOLE!
All of my Carrot Juice is promptly stored away, as it is the most dangerous thing to ever happen to this universe.
Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = Potion of Microstrength (1/2)
X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden Apple = X-Goldwinder (Level 5: 1/6)
> Alchemies
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (8/10)
Shengshou 7x7 mini && Glitch-Proof Armor && Snipealarmer = ??? (2/8?)
Dayan Megaminx && SCP-500 && Medigun = Mediminx? (1/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: Cellular Automata Showcase: Langton's Ant (RL), Assimilation (B345/S4567)
I summon Langton's Ant with Ergo Sum. Langton's Ant produces a highway that drives straight through a bunch of Vord. Next, I trap a bunch of Vord in an Assimilation box. The box fills itself and crushes the Vord. Finally, I summon Langton's Ant inside the croach. It begins to eat through the croach as if it were a bunch of live cells. (OUT OF IDEAS ALERT!!!)
Sigh... I'm sorry, but I might have to drop out of this. It's Scratch's Mansion all over again. I don't like being forced into a sidequest like situation. These sidequests simplify the objectives, but I don't want that. As far as I can see, this forced sidequest has the same mechanics as the normal game but with a different villain and maybe the taken mechanic. My favorite sidequest in terms of gameplay mechanics was, of course, my own, but I wouldn't want to be forced into that either. One of my biggest problems with this is that it states that if I had been more aggressive and ambitious I could have forced everyone to play the DreamScape sidequest. Not that I'd want to. How I feel right now is probably similar to what many people would have felt if I forced them to play that sidequest. Some people got fed up with the mechanics near the end, such as Fseftr, who I believe only stayed for RP reasons. And now being unable to summon entities here was the last straw. As I've said before, entities are my favorite part of this game because they add complexity and a bit of your own rules into the game. I was seriously considering blowing my ultimate entity idea just to add some variety and complexity into this section. I guess I'll just leave for a little while this latest "threat to the fabric of the multiverse" wears itself out. Also, you know how I said I explored the End? That had nothing to do with the actual game. That was me trying to do some of my own RP foreshadowing thing. But fine. This sidequest can overrule that too.
So, I leave the End and go to hang out with Wilson for a little. Sorry Twin and Piono, it has nothing against your GMing or your sidequest respectively, but I hate when my freedom is reduced or the complexity that keeps me interested in the game is bludgeoned. I don't want my whole experience be to using my spoils of war on a rotation against whatever new repainting of a Vord or Taken unit X you want to throw at me. I don't care about that anymore. I want risk reward dynamics, interest curves, adapting strategies, entity interactions, counter play, and so on. That's what I play for, not a power fantasy about killing several million bugs with a long green stick. Now granted, those times I really love come up very rarely, but they are amazing when they do. Now, I'm off to add to the several essay long description of my final entity. Come get me once the multiverse is safe or whatever. Although I'll probably check in every once in a while to see when we'll get back to normal. I hope it does soon...
Fseftr, if you're going to keep posting, feel free to duplicate the Potions of Fear and Hellsun.
Also, why do we need the never ending references to MS Paint Adventures? Seriously. I get it, you like that. But for me, its just annoying. Imagine if I constantly made references to something like Order of the Stick and using these references was vital to game play. That's how I feel. "Whats wrong with him?" "Just give him a moment, he's having his internal monologue".
Goodbye for now, Talist. I understand the reasons why you left, and I have to say, I agree with most of them. I'm sorry that you can't summon any entities right now, but this is supposed to be the endgame and I did say the entity fight would be winding down during it. During the penultimate trial, entities will be allowed to be summoned, so if you'd like to come back then, that would be cool.
And I can promise you this: the next Trials will be more than killing waves and waves of enemies.
And I also wouldn't mind Order of the Stick references.
Now, let's see the last upgrade. The Withering > Fine = ??? (Level 10: 1/11)
Katanas are just better, but can they get even better...er? Cosmos' Tear > Fine = ??? (Level 9: 1/10)
Plot Armor > Fine = Plot-Sensing Armor (Level 6: 5/7)
The Comb Rave's power is mine, but I'm not using it officially until that last Twinpost is done. With that said, I proceed to pull out The Whole Note and tap it on the Croach. Instantly, a 50x50x50 chunk of TNT appears. I ignite one of the TNT blocks. Explosions ensure en-masse, but they don't do any damage at all. Instead, they spawn Withers with a fierce aura of withering around them, so fierce it drains life from close-range, killing any insects or germs that get near (read: Takers) and basically blowing the Croach to further smithereens. Also, inexplicably, their skulls, on explosion, spawn doom squids which spiral into the sky of the End, unkillable and untakeable, only to crash down and drill holes straight through the Croach with a massive load of thunderbolts from the cloudless sky of the End. Before reactions can be made, I then further assail the Croach with Ceasefire, to make a point of it. I then smash an Alaskan Licence Plate into the Croach for good measure.
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 1/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 1/10)
The entire attack, plus CEASEFIRE, deals 25,000 damage to the Croach!
"Any luck?"
"NO DICE. THE END PORTAL SEEMS TO BE NATURALLY REJECTING ANY ATTEMPTS TO ENTER IT. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN."
"Oh... ALERT! ALL UNITS, GET TO HIGH GROUND!"
Every Soldier activates an Archangel jetpack, flying high above the Croach and training various guns on the Vord.
Every Pyromaniac points their flamethrowers downwards and sail into the air on jets of flame, scorching the Croach.
Every Dragonfly Drone extends their wings and take off, circling protectively around the players.
The Bladesmen do not join them due to lacking flight, instead saluting to the players, then unsheathing specialized swords.
"It has been an honor, sir."
"Promise me one thing before you die."
"Sir?"
"Slaughter as many of the bastards as you can."
"Order confirmed."
The Bladesmen gather as a unit, then charge into the Vord, swords crackling with power.
I pull out a bugle, and blast out the tune of the Buff Banner, empowering them further with minicrit energy.
50 versus over 6000.
If there is one thing I can say about the Bladesmen, it is that they excel in these conditions.
-The Moon-
"Heh. A base on the moon. Of course, where else WOULD you put one? It'd be outright impractical to be all the way out by Mars."
The drone stands absolutely still, scanning the cell.
"I suppose this was inevitable, in a way. After all, even if I had gone into hiding, some time or other I would have grown bored."
A mass of energy in the corner combines into a single purple mass, the body of Purple assembled again.
"But then again, if I had gone into hiding, no entity you possess would have found me, Binary."
But still.
Y0u g0t captured anyway.
And trust me on this 0ne.
I kn0w exactly where y0u would have hidden.
As a c0de based entity.
Technically.
Binary d0es p0ssess me.
Maybe unwillingly.
But n0netheless.
You w0uld have been f0und.
Funny st0ry.
Y0u kn0w h0w y0u made all that b0asting earlier.
"...You... you didn't..."
Everything that I hear.
I can transmit t0 him.
At a m0ments n0tice.
Y0ur eg0 g0t y0u trapped here.
It will n0t break y0u 0ut.
"I should have decommissioned you while I had the chance."
Flash-stepping over, I try to punch Purple in the face, but he merely disassembles into fluid, causing the punch to hit and dent the wall. The corrupted laughter fading into the background only serves to irritate me further, a jagged dark gray aura beginning to build up around the drone.
The Bladesmen will minicrit!
You scan the cell, but find nothing out of the ordinary. It is literally an ordinary cell with regular old iron bars.
Lothyra uses Antinuke on the Croach/Keepers. Bender fires all the Futurama alchemies at the Keepers. All of this is from the air. However, that's not all folks! There's also the matter of...
Science Cannon (upgrade to Physics Cannon): 20/20 Complete!
The Physics Cannon gains two extra fusion cores, extra armor, and a new type of Scranton Reality Anchor. In game terms, it deals extra damage with both its Reality Blast and Plasma Blast, has more HP (and is fully healed), and, most importantly, it can use any scientific errors/inaccuracies at all, not just physics! It has also been renamed to the Science Cannon. Lothyra then begins the Tier 3 upgrade...
Logic Cannon (upgrade to Science Cannon): 1/20
Bender then inspects the Planet Express Ship.
Wow. Normally I don't thank people, but you've done a pretty good job with the ship, Lothyra. HEY! WHY ISN'T THERE A TURRET?!
I'll have to add it in an upgrade package. That'll be later, though. I'm just waiting on the Remote Magnepulators now. Actually, one last thing...
Lothyra then begins work on her last vehicle by alchemizing Diamond Nanogel & Name Tag = Diamondium and Motorized Cart (like the ones that old people ride around on at a store) -c Diamondium.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: At long last, your creation is complete. A carbon nanogel emerald green ship branded with the Planet Express logo, a control room, medbay, ventilation, FTL drives, and much much more.
2/3 for purified pie filling.
2/3 for barrel of hog slop and elf tears.
@talist: Okay dude, its fine. When I came up with this, it was meant to be something cool for everyone, but I guess me and twin just didn't hit on the mark. Sorry it feels too much like you've been railroaded.
As for the mspa references... I've sort of got to disagree a little bit with that. I'd been fine with you making Order of the Stick references (and not just because I finished reading through the old comics of it not two months ago). Heck, I already run with lots of references I don't get. The vord are from Codex Alera, nobody knows about that. Admittedly it wasn't turned into a game mechanic, but in all honesty, the battle techniques/combat operandi and the alchemiter are like their original mspa forebears in name only.
And here's the thing, sometimes references the things that the players aren't going to get are going to happen. Part of the reason me and twin can take so long to update our relative sessions is because any time someone makes a reference we don't understand, we have to figure out what it means well enough to be able to respond to the action, which means a fair amount of time spent googling up wikis to figure out what the heck that weapon he/she/it just aimed at the godmodder was. I know it can be annoying, but just persevere. It shouldn't be nearly as bad in the next one.
But please don't drop out entirely, I actually wanted to have some IC contact with your characters once the vord invasion is over.
Eric uses Battle Technique: Runemarkings Lvl5: A Thousand Words.
Eric, having run out of rune-words, is forced to resort to creativity. He begins chanting, and the golden runes float up in front of him. They gather more and more and more, gradually taking shape into... text art. Unbeknowst to everyone else but engie, as he is the only one who knows anything about pre-Godcraft multiversal culture, Eric has just made an extremely obscene hand gesture out of text art. He makes a motion and the floating hand slams into the vord and explodes with golden light.
(bonus text:) Your mother was a (CENSORED) lorem ipsum (CENSORED) admiumvenium (CENSORED) turalagulio (CENSORED) hippopotamus (CENSORED) Republican (CENSORED) Daniel Radcliffe (CENSORED) with a bucket of (CENSORED) in castle far far away where no one can hear you (CENSORED) soup (CENSORED) with a bucket of (CENSORED) Micky Mouse (CENSORED) with a stick of dynamite (CENSORED) magical (CENSORED) ALACAZAM!
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 RUNEMARKING - A THOUSAND WORDS
> Alchemies
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (9/10)
Shengshou 7x7 mini && Glitch-Proof Armor && Snipealarmer = ??? (3/8?)
Dayan Megaminx && SCP-500 && Medigun = Mediminx? (2/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: No cellular automata this post.
I pull out Sacra Geometria and rotate the U face rapidly while tapping it. It begins to rain moldy tacos travelling at 0.9c that
home in on the Vord and force themselves into their mouths, poisoning the Vord!
> 05 Action: TTS Randomness
I pull out the Snipealarmer and snipe some Vord. I fire on a Keeper and a bullet is released that pierces straight through the
Vord Keeper's head, killing it. It also releases AT88TV's EAS Tones. Seeing as the EAS Tones saved the world in the Great
Final War, I decide to honor AT88TV by playing the national anthems of every country, which have all been changed to EAS
Tones to honor the fact that the EAS Tones saved the world, on the Snipealarmer.
Knitting Needles && Rifles
"Disguised Rifles of Knitting"
Needles that shoot.
I may look bare-handed, but within my sleeves is a tiny, tiny needle that may seem like an *almost* harmless knitting needle. Guess what? It has the firing capability of a rifle. And so I shoot the godmodder. With my needle.
Welcome to the game! Keep in mind that alchemies aren't made instantly and that you can only post three times a round.
> Alchemies
Shengshou 9x9 && The Sharpener = SCP-585-b (10/10)
Shengshou 7x7 mini && Glitch-Proof Armor && Snipealarmer = ??? (4/8?)
Dayan Megaminx && SCP-500 && Medigun = Mediminx? (3/?)
Potion of Panacea count: 3
Potion of Panacea II count: 3
> Action: PIVOT!
I do the following to the Vord, specifically the Keepers:
> 05 Action: Cellular Automata Showcase: Rule 222 (W222)
I drop a single dot of Rule 222 with Ergo Sum and it ends up turning into a towering triangle that expands exceedingly
efficiently and conveniently crushes the croach!
Wow! An actual animation made for the game as an attack! 250 Keepers killed!
Scratch's Lament 3/9
Amulet of Void 6/7
The Braineraser 6/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I use Hurricane on the Croach. 3/4 Undescribed attacks used.
I summon forth a Miniature Green Sun. I annihilate the green model to fuel some sort of arcane blaze of energy within myself. The energy fuses with a mass of concentrated psionic power, and I utilize it in the only effective way I know how. My eyes shift over to some aubergine color, occasionally flickering with electricity. Psionic energy emanates from my Minecraftian eyes, coming in small bursts of instability along with the electricity. Suddenly, I release the potent psionic energies. Intertwining green and aubergine psionic power erupt from my eyes in the form of an optic blast, streaking towards the Vord at a mildly astounding rate. The blast strikes almost instantaneously, melting through the Keepers in a manner akin to a serrated metal shard through warmed churned milk. Anyhow, the psionic energy melts the chitin (and the flesh beneath) of the Keepers, leaving behind fused masses of organic matter that could not be considered Vord whatsoever, or even alive, at this point. That would prove to be beneficial, despite the unusual brutality used in slaying them. Actually, compared to what I could have done, that is not brutal at all. The energies of the Green Sun pulsate through reality as a result of the absorption of the Miniature Green Sun as fuel for an optic blast. This served to augment it to the level of some kind of burst of energy summoned straight from the edges of Nihil Parva. That reminds me. Do I actually need to explain what Nihil Parva and Nihil Magna are? Regardless, I manipulate the green energy through a plethora of incredibly complex spells and other subtle manipulations. The stuff bends to my whim very little, as was to be expected. I am not a First Guardian, nor shall I ever be. Still, my communion with occult forces does serve to allow me some control over the energy of the singular star that lights the endless abyss of the Furthest Ring. Green shockwaves pulsate incomprehensibly throughout the ranks of Keepers, tearing individual Vord down rather easily, given the circumstances. The green energy is, of course, accompanied by the remnants of the violet optic blast, which melts through the chitin of the Keepers relatively easily, though still infinitely less potent than the energies of the Green Sun itself. Arcane magic pulsates through as many Keepers as possible, killing each instantly with an obvious crackle of energy added for effect.
I utilize the Enlightenment to attempt to find means of escape for Engie's drone and the Unremarkable Man. At the very least, I survey the facility.
You use your array of cold-based weaponry to manipulate the temperature of the area and, somehow, create a small storm system above you. It drags the Croach up to it like a vortex and breaks it apart, the stormy energy wreaking havoc on the island of the End. 10,000 damage to the Croach!
150 Keepers killed!
The cells engie and the Man are in are normal cells and don't appear to be modified in any way to accomodate for their weaponry. The facility is fairly large, and you can't see it very well. Some sort of static surrounds your vision.
I enchant my bow and my diamond sword to the max.
I use TNT to blow him up, dealing damage.
I shoot him with my bow dealing more damage.
I then hit him with my diamond sword while jumping, dealing a crit (even more damage).
Then I use all negative potions against him.
Finally I put TNT all over the place, light 'em all up, and teleport to my portal w/ my enderpearl and get the hell outta there.
WHAT NOW
In case that doesn't work, I go back.
Take my genuine vintage festive strange australium botkiller hale's own eyelander and slice off his head with it. Yes that is tf2, but oh well.
Then just in case I detonate the stickies that I had placed around the place
An iron rifle with iron bullets. High durability and damage.
Iron Rifle 1/2
Backpack && Furnace
A backpack that automatically smelts ores. Comes with 32 coal. After those are used up, it must use fuel stored in the backpack or the ores can't be smelted.
Smeltin' Pack 1/2
Taken from the OP:
II. POSTING RULES:
1. Each player can only post 3 times per turn. Any additional posts will not be counted.
2. Do NOT double-post. Your post will not be counted if you do.
3. If you are talking or asking a question, you can make your post a "nullpost". These types of posts are discouraged in the main thread. They belong in the Forge Database.
4. The more attacks you use in a post, the less powerful each one will be!
5. You are not allowed to make a "placeholder" post that you will edit later. If you do this, you can only post 2 times that turn instead of 3.
6. Please try to avoid putting spoiler tags in your posts. These glitch out the editor and require work to fix.
Bro. Three post limit. Also no doubleposts.
I continue my highly plagiaristic attack by throwing down trophies of Mario, Link and Samus to attack an enemy, then statues of Mewtwo, Roy, and Pichu, followed up by Snake, who is followed up with Villager, Mega Man and Shulk. After all the Brawlers leave I get out a duplicated Lancer and shoot up the Keepers with the Midnight Crew. I then carve out a hole, and a mighty Chairstorm sucks up the Keepers while I smash more chairs into some others, and a bunch of chairs fall through portals while I smash a spiky iron bed into yet more Keepers. A moon then appears along with a bunch of chairs spinning around it, and an umbra-empowered tornado sucks up even more Keepers.
Charges Inc. 11/50
Bag of Potions && Fluorite Octet = Brewer's Eight (Level 8: 8/9)
Roxy's Mask && Fluorite Octet = Voided Octet (Level 8: 8/9)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 2/??
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 6)
Steel Diamond Katana is Made this will be a XP Based Weapon if i Dealt Damage i get Experience every Damage if i Dealt enough damage my Weapon Upgrades into a Better Weapon so Next time i will Make a Nova Armor set but this time 25 Charges! my Armor wont be OP but Really Powerful
Hope Twin will review the Steel Diamond Katana
Sniping Keepers with a Modified Crossbow
Total Damage Made: 16000 Damage
Steel Diamond Katana Stats:
Level 1
Damage 1500
Damage till Next level: 0/50000
So basically, the more damage you do with this weapon, the more power it gets? That's fair.
If I'm dead, I respawn! If not, I go collect Sacred items, by going into the Problem Sleuth universe and taking them all right when the protagonists most need them, causing some massive changes to the story which eventually result in the DMK being defeated by being teleported into the DTG2 universe and killed there!
Crazy, isn't it?
+8 of all Sacred Items!
Interesting... I can only hope Godhead Pickle Inspector isn't displeased by your antics.
Lothyra ubercharges the Preston Cole in a helpful way, then points out that the Vord shouldn't have been able to put up such a great fight against all our truly heavy weapons without some standard armor. Biotech and genes aren't magical, after all. She loads that into the Science Cannon, which can now use biological inaccuracies as well. Bender then rocks the [REDACTED] out again with Faggartslayer, then uses it to slice up some Keepers, and finally scorching all the Croach with Bender's Gun. ALL OF IT!
I question the size of this End island, making it feel inferior and worthless compared to the Overworld. The End island gets very angry at me and tells me to shut up because I'm even smaller than it. Taking a page from "Standard Movie Bullying 101" I mockingly ask the End if it's going to cry in an annoying nasally voice. The End, as predicted, tries to lash out against me, causing severe earthquakes that tear open the ground, taking the Vord Keepers with it.
6,000 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 30 Keepers killed!
I take out my finished Brewer's Eight, then look around. After seeing that Talist's not around, I feel a bit dismayed. "Oh well, I guess I'll hold on to this. I sure hope he comes back."
I then take out the Voided Octet and fire it into the Keepers with a standard Raildicegun. I also continue my highly plagiaristic attack chain by declaring war on the Vord, then summoning an entire legion of Skeletons and Wither Skeletons to aid me while I sendificate burning crowns onto Vord. We then fire a bunch of bows and Wither magic into the Vord while I cut up unpleasant notes to send Nether magics into their midst, then move on to a rendevous point and meet up with even more Nether forces to keep up the onslaught. Finally a battalion's worth of Nether forces joins me in one final stand against the Keepers. I then take out a wrench and build a bunch of Level 3 Sentries to attack the Keepers, upgrade them with the Wrangler and point them at the Keepers more precisely, and erect a humongous Dispenser which sprouts even more sentries and a railgun, killing even more keepers.
Charges Inc. 12/50
Bag of Potions && Fluorite Octet = Brewer's Eight (Level 8: 9/9)
Roxy's Mask && Fluorite Octet = Voided Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 3/??
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 8)
BREWER'S OCTET: A set of eight fluorite D8s that shimmer with the glow of enchanted and brewed items. They harness the powers of every potion in the game.
VOIDED OCTET: A set of eight navy D8s that are ripe with the powers of void.
5-2-3-4-8-8-3-8
Minicritted 120 Keepers flicker into nonexistence, just long enough to phase into the ground and get stuck inside it, suffocating!
Once again, no plagarism! That's the ultimate form of unoriginality!
I think really hard and attempt to tap into the Speed Force. Shouldn't be too hard since I exceeded the speed of light. After about a minute or so of standing and thinking in a really stupid position I feel something. Probably not the Speed Force though, it's likely just embarrassment.
To make up for my minute or so of being unproductive I travel back in time one minute and firmly grasp the Croach. It would probably smell horrible and feel horrible if I had any senses other than seeing and hearing. I lather the Croach all over my body like lotion. The Vord Keepers charge after me in both hunger and lust. I fly over one of the Earthquake cracks, and the Vord, being idiotic in their starving and hormonal rage, fall through it and into the Void.
Scratch's Lament 4/9
Amulet of Void 7/7!
The Braineraser 7/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I use Elven Tale on the Croach. (All undescribed attacks used.)
I examine the Amulet of Void. I clone another Splash Potion of Augmentation. Perhaps my limiter on the amount of potions of the same type being allowed to be held was a bit pointless. I will certainly need more than twelve at a time. Granted, I only have eight currently in my possession.
On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly activate the White Ring. The runes appear, rapidly vacillating between white and black, as per usual. An aura of pure elemental potency begins to emerge from the onyx ring. I utilize the white and black energy to fuel the attack considerably beyond that which my abilities might grant me. The croach around me begins to dissolve into Flux Goo under the arcane pressure. The essentia released by such an occurrence directly augments the White Ring's elemental abilities. This was rather inevitable. Unless you desire me to choke out all life in this region of the Void with Taint, which I can also make inevitable, as per your wishes. The essentia, upon being gathered by the White Ring, is converted to Vis of the same types. The large amounts of Vis in such a concentrated area will prove to be detrimental, I assure you. Bolts of mauve lightning reverberate across the End, piercing the chitin of the Keepers rather swiftly. This does not, obviously, heat up the chitin itself. The heat of the bolt cooks each Keeper from the inside, leaving emaciated husks behind, devoid of all life. Flux Gas spews forth from the every orifice of the survivors, slowly warping their forms into unrecognizable masses of organic matter. I release the energy of the White Ring. An arc of pure vacillating white and black energy slices through the Croach in an attempt to annihilate the Keepers. The arc slices a vast amount of Vord in half, leaving them utterly defenseless in the face of the second blast. The arc separates into ever-undulating tendrils of elemental power. Every single one of the tendrils proceeds to slice through the ranks of Keepers. The blasts, directed by my will, melt holes through the Keepers, methodically raising the number of unfortunate cadavers in the area by a rather exponential increment. The esoteric fury rends the Croach to ashes in the surrounding area. The ashes proceed to violently explode, combusting for no discernible reason beyond that of my attack. The resulting blasts push the Vord away from a centralized area in the End, perfectly capable of serving a some sort of platform. Utilizing this thought, I telekinetically tear the entire chunk of the End clear of Vord, Croach and all, out of the island, and into the air. From there, I proceed to telekinetically separate the large fragment into meteor-sized masses, which fall upon the Keepers as well. Upon striking a Keeper, the meteor evaporates into Endstone gas, which is promptly teleported into the lungs of the Keeper.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ELVEN TALE
You sit down next to the Croach and begin to tell it a story, a very long story that goes on for days and weeks and months. And as you tell the story, you begin to realize it is about you. You tell the Croach your entire backstory and the nature of your session. However, since the Croach isn't intelligent and doesn't care much for stories, it quickly becomes bored, allowing you to blast a hole in it with the Hazel Wand. 8,000 damage!
I take out Forge's Light, and fill some Endervord or Warriors or whatever's available to attack with PEANUT BUTTER arrows! This attracts a wall of peanut-butter lovers, who all wolf down the Vord!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1
Wilson's Shop: $66
Needed Dupes: Fear x3, Hellsun x3
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 2/? Twin, what make?
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 2/9
Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 11/11
AZURE ESSENCE: A metallic blue ingot that has a silver sheen. The magnificent powers of Ultramarine lie embedded in its surface, and a malevolent bronze energy pulsates throughout the entire ingot.
I am quite certain I did not see the description of the attack I would have seen myself use. To that effect, and under the assumption that it is somewhat sword-based, I use BT: Ruination on the Vord around me before launching into the sky with the light jumprocket which came with my armor, annihilating any surviving Vord in my immediate vicinity with fusing plasma.
Coming to a hover several thousand feet up, I raise the rifle Dynamic Deathbringer and rain everything the complex weapon has to fire down upon them until its magazines empty.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
My own Cloning Project Charge 20/20! {+ A great deal from Erelye.}
The Nitrotic && Ender/Eldritch Computer-Assisted Rangefinding Variable Zoom Sniper Scope {Because yeah, that's basically what I use as default.} && A properly explained retrofit of the Gravitic Recoil Exploiter. {Basically, it uses scifi magic gravity warp to absorb the ludicrous recoil from something like this and use the energy thereof to accelerate the round further, generating more recoil, which is used to accelerate it further, and so on until it gets about a foot from the barrel, whereupon the system loses coherency.} 1/?
Earth's Moon, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that the guards made no attempt to disarm him or remove his armor, a seemingly terrible idea, then spends some time going over his cell and surroundings in an attempt to learn more about his situation. For future reference, he will use lethal force to resist if the guards or most anyone else attempts to disarm him in this sort of scenario.
Manufactory Anachron biolabs, right now:
I hit a button on my HUD, and a number of the large construction mechs which seem to be everywhere aboard the Anachron file in and carry the Drills away to the nearest hangar, where they will be carried to one of the surviving mining sites on the Moon and used to cut into the bedrock until just before the Void.
"Thank you kindly, they will be extremely useful, as have all the things you've sent us, less obvious though their uses often are."
I turn back to the Cloning Project at hand.
"Now, having run what we have through all sorts of things, I believe a complete genome is in fact what we have here. By now you know as much as I, so why don't you get it started. You'll need to be able to do this if my longer-term plans work as I intend."
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SEED OF DEATH - RUINATION
You equip all of your Ruin Seed alchemies and hover in the air using rocket boots, casting all the seeds down to the End island. They impact the Croach with a boom, and slowly create a malevolent aura that turns the Croach to stone and causes it to crumble into dust. The seeds form tendrils that create grey roots and extend to form a demonic tree that whistles with the power of the gods. Its leaves are a sickly purple. Extending a plasma sword, you fly to the tree and cleave straight through it, causing the tree to fall directly on the Croach and explode in a magnificent fireball. 20,000 damage!
70 Keepers killed!
The Nitrotic && Ender Eldritch Computer Scope && Gravitic Recoil Exploiter II = The Recoil Scoper (Level 10: 1/11)
Lothyra pulls out SciAntimak, switches it to "Biology" mode, and fires it at the Croach (I'm changing things up for this post). Bender gathers sacred items, rocks out with Faggartslayer, and then uses Existance Now on the Keepers.
==Anachron==
All of a sudden, a pesterchum conversation comes through to Lothyra.
-- spacepilotAced [SA] began pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
SA: Jebediah Kerman here, requesting dokking to the Anakhron.
UA: Oh, hello Jeb.
SA: Kould you please make your robot avatar let my ass in?
UA: Okay. Will do.
UA: So, you've gotten all the equipment?
SA: Yes. They're as safe as kan be. Thanks to my badass piloting skills, of kourse :P.
UA: Hahaha. You're always bragging about those. Anyways, see you inside.
SA: Bye.
Lothyra opens the docking bay doors. A couple of minutes later, a small figure in an orange spacesuit strides, with a straight back and a confident demeanor, into the room. He is accompanied by an entourage of cargo-carrying robots, each one holding a piece of biological equipment. Finally, in the back of this crowd another orange-suited kerbal, this one walking with small, tentative steps and looking around observantly, enters. The confident kerbal steps up to Amp3rz and firmly shakes his hand.
Jebediah Kerman at your service. I am the representative of the kerbal race,
He glances at the other kerbal.
along with my brother Bill,
He turns back.
and Bob, who is not present. Okay, my job here is done. Goodbye.
He looks at Lothyrabot.
I'll be bakk at the station, Loth.
He then leaves. The other kerbal paces up.
As my brother said, I am Bill Kerman. I serve as the chief science officer aboard Spacebase DF-9, and will accompany Lothyra's surrogate during the cloning of her species. I apologize for having taken more time than expected for this delivery. I had to transfer some cloned tissue of lifeform 42413, known informally as "Midna," that we were performing experiments on to another piece of equipment. It seems that the other elf has also brought his own devices, his being of an ectobiological nature.
The robots being deploying the equipment. Lothyra observes the Dwarf Fortress people, especially the elf.
Odd. It seems that your elf seems to resemble the Minecraftian elves in their former degenerate and backwards state far more than their Vetasian ancestors. I'll have to like into that later. For now,
She grins.
IT'S
10,000 damage to the Croach!
+2 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => EXISTENCE NOW
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 7 Weasel Snot.
Suddenly, a crackling portal appears behind you, and out of it storms a large armada of ships and other craft! At the head of the fleet is a remote-controlled solid gold Death Star! The ships all appear to be from Futurama, and are all armed by the people who manned them in the show! All of them get to work and fire upon the Keepers, deadly lasers, missiles, and a bunch of volatile rays criss-crossing the sky! All in all, 300 Keepers die!
Orbital Weapons
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1
Wilson's Shop: $68
Needed Dupes: Fear x2, Hellsun x3
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 3/?
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 3/9
I dupe a potion of fear for talist
I cause a chunk replace error under a heavily Vorded section of End, replacing it with an empty-space chunk and simultaneously enabling us to cut the Croach off of the bottom of the End with time shenanigans... I also cause the Croach-on-the-top-of-the-End to glitch into falling sand long enough for the Vord to fall in and start suffocating. The Vord face a catch-22:Destroy the thing producing more and lose reproductive ability but maintain their army, or leave an easily-mopped-up force around by dying but save the Croach?
I place the Godmodder in a situation where there are exactly, and only, two actions he can take, and both cause him damage. One of them is staying put, the other is doing anything other than staying put.
4,000 damage to the Croach! 40 Keepers killed!
The Godmodder takes 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
damage! It rolls over to 0!
The Croach summons +3,500 Keepers! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Keepers deal 30,000 damage to the Science Cannon and 20,000 damage to the Refugees! The Taken Engietech Soldiers kill 60 Engietech Soldiers!
The Preston Cole deals 92,500 damage to the Croach! Its ships decimate all Taken Engietech Soldiers! Engietech kills 300 Keepers! The Republic Battleships deal 20,000 damage to the Croach!
All the AGs deal 35,000 damage to the Croach!
All the PGs and the Godmodder kill 1,200 Keepers!
Everyone suddenly feels a low rumble, even from your positions in the sky, and hear unearthly shrieks! Suddenly, from below you, a giant red claw appears and slashes clean through the Preston Cole, cutting its Liquid Armor in half! Everyone ducks for cover as a large swarm of Vord ascends from the Void... The FINAL swarm!
Spearheading the fleet is a large group of Endervord and Knights, plus two new Vord types not seen before: Dragonvord and Withervord! At the back of the fleet is two large entities: a Taken version of Fear, and the High-Queen! Fear, like Rage from The_Serpent's Nether sidequest, is an aspect of the Red Dragon. The High-Queen is the master of all Vord, and taking her out while neutralize the entire Vord invasion! However, Fear guards her... Take all of these guys out, and victory will be yours!
At the back of the fleet, you notice a bee-like Vord that stands out in the crowd. This is the Queen Bee, a very special type of Vord! Killing her is optional, but if you do, you will gain +250,000 Pang Nectar every turn!
The Itinerary:
> All: Kill the Vord fleet!
> All: Kill the Queen Bee!
> All: Kill Fear!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
THE TRIALS:
I. FINAL WAVE .I
II. DEMONHEAD .II
==> III. INFESTATION .III <==
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
The Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================== 2,238,000/6,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 6
High-Queen: [H BOSS] HP: 700,000/700,000. Cannot be attacked until Fear is destroyed.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x6,865.)
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x400.)
Endervord: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x150.)
Dragonvord: [H] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x60.)
Withervord [H] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x60.)
Queen Bee: [H] HP: 350,000/350,000.
Croach: [H] HP: 1,218,250/1,500,000. Burn: II
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 50,000/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Medicannon: 50,000/50,000 HP. Heal Blast: III Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
I SWING. THE CORRODED CHARGER. IN A HUGE ARC. ONTO THE CROACH.
Also, sorry Talist, but I'm not going to be one to stop referencing MSPA, simply because my characters are so tied into it.
EDIT: Twinja'd, Twinja'd hard.
I finish the two barrels and the purified pie filling.
@gutza: what is not stated in the battle update is that each 'one' vord listed is not one vord. For every one keeper listed in the battle update, there's some thousands of them needing to be slaughtered. We're killing them by the hundreds of thousands.
@talist: :/ Now that you point it out, it does seem like a bit much. Most of it was stuff that was explained in-thread so that one did not have to have intimate knowledge of MSPAdventures to know what was going on, but you're right, it did definitely get a bit overkill. Fortunately, that's mostly over now. Except for a few minor story bits we have ahead of us that don't actually relate to the minecraft forum sessions anymore.
Eric floats into the air, and broadcasts a signal to help to the rest of the IUPC, beginning Combat Operandi: Family.
1 of each purified sacred item expended to use a special 'combo operandi', the power of which increases the more characters that jump in on it. I don't get any more free actions until I detonate the attack, at which point the damage is dealt. The purified sacred items are returned if the operandi is interrupted by Eric being defeated (me hitting 0 health) in the middle of gathering forces.
Hank, Sanford and Deimos all join in.
currently jumping in the operandi: Eric, Hank, Sanford, Deimos.
Eligible characters not already enlisted: Astria, Kalare. (don't worry, other people don't lose actions for joining in. And twin, don't get too testy, it takes 12 total alchemy charging to pull this thing off because I'm pretty darn sure you won't let me just duplicate it. That means 6 rounds of charging with alchemy in between each usage)
Honestly the MSPA references mostly grew due to us being unable to fight it. You can't fight the Homestuck. Yeah not gonna do the whole song. Or am I?
I toss Eric a Potion of Critmist and wish him luck. I then take out the Brewer's Eight. Might as well make a start on support. I roll them, then use my Hope powers to make them have healing effects, and heal the three lowest-health players. I also curse the Queen Bee.
I then take out my Fluorite Wandthrowers, twirling them. I then load them up with the Heated Octet and Spacial Octet, and manipulate time and space to warp the End, causing the Queen bee to be(e) enveloped in rock. I then assault it with the Crowbar and break its legs.
Thinking that Tazz might find use for Final Smash weapons, I take out the Cherubim Colossus, Chemotherapy, and Trouble and hand them to him.
I open the Iron Chest. Charges Inc. 12/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 4/9 (All-Thieving Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 8)
I open the Complete Glyphic Lexicon from a while back and pour a Potion of Animation on it. It rises, hovers, and starts activating its Glyphs at the Vord and Croach. Glyphs of Open Portal to the Greater Plane of BURN THE WORLD, a whole lot of fire in general, as well as teleportations, asphyxiations, and decapitations. Also many many many portals opening into Vord-hostile environments. Like the Nether's lava sea, which floods from several thousand portals, and burns the Croach and Vord. Ah, infinite doom lava courtesy Minecraftian physics. Specifically I target the Queen Bee.
Assorted timelooped mes join up to create a massive HALI glyph that teleports the Croach about...5,000 meters to the left. It starts to fall into the Void...
I attempt to join the combo operandi...
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
48/50 Pills here!! - Multiperson MediKit
> R. K.: Lasercuttin' some more vord!
> K4yne: More Jarate! jarate for everyvord!
---
No Joke
UBER: 12 Charges
Ubercharge, Kritz, Wither, Joker Gas, MMMPH
Avatar is Terrible Terry Hintz from LISA - The Painful RPG.
Logic Cannon: 2/20
Remote Magnepulators: 5/10
Effslayer: 4/11
Motorized Cart -c Diamondium: 2/4
==Actions==
Lothyra ubercharges the Preston Cole in a helpful way, then points out that the Vord shouldn't have been able to put up such a great fight against all our truly heavy weapons without some standard armor. Biotech and genes aren't magical, after all. She loads that into the Science Cannon, which can now use biological inaccuracies as well. Bender then rocks the [REDACTED] out again with Faggartslayer, then uses it to slice up some Keepers, and finally scorching all the Croach with Bender's Gun. ALL OF IT!
In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I question the size of this End island, making it feel inferior and worthless compared to the Overworld. The End island gets very angry at me and tells me to shut up because I'm even smaller than it. Taking a page from "Standard Movie Bullying 101" I mockingly ask the End if it's going to cry in an annoying nasally voice. The End, as predicted, tries to lash out against me, causing severe earthquakes that tear open the ground, taking the Vord Keepers with it.
He scream
I then take out the Voided Octet and fire it into the Keepers with a standard Raildicegun. I also continue my highly plagiaristic attack chain by declaring war on the Vord, then summoning an entire legion of Skeletons and Wither Skeletons to aid me while I sendificate burning crowns onto Vord. We then fire a bunch of bows and Wither magic into the Vord while I cut up unpleasant notes to send Nether magics into their midst, then move on to a rendevous point and meet up with even more Nether forces to keep up the onslaught. Finally a battalion's worth of Nether forces joins me in one final stand against the Keepers. I then take out a wrench and build a bunch of Level 3 Sentries to attack the Keepers, upgrade them with the Wrangler and point them at the Keepers more precisely, and erect a humongous Dispenser which sprouts even more sentries and a railgun, killing even more keepers.
Charges Inc. 12/50
Bag of Potions && Fluorite Octet = Brewer's Eight (Level 8: 9/9)
Roxy's Mask && Fluorite Octet = Voided Octet (Level 8: 9/9)
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 3/??
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 8)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
Spam restoration: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/forums/forum-discussion-info/2195940-posts-threads-deleted-because-of-spam-filter-place
Official DTG Cards Against Humanity suggestion pad: http://piratepad.net/DTGCAH
I think really hard and attempt to tap into the Speed Force. Shouldn't be too hard since I exceeded the speed of light. After about a minute or so of standing and thinking in a really stupid position I feel something. Probably not the Speed Force though, it's likely just embarrassment.
To make up for my minute or so of being unproductive I travel back in time one minute and firmly grasp the Croach. It would probably smell horrible and feel horrible if I had any senses other than seeing and hearing. I lather the Croach all over my body like lotion. The Vord Keepers charge after me in both hunger
and lust. I fly over one of the Earthquake cracks, and the Vord, being idiotic in their starving and hormonal rage, fall through it and into the Void.He scream
Scratch's Lament 4/9
Amulet of Void 7/7!
The Braineraser 7/9
+1 to Amp x2.
I use Elven Tale on the Croach. (All undescribed attacks used.)
I examine the Amulet of Void. I clone another Splash Potion of Augmentation. Perhaps my limiter on the amount of potions of the same type being allowed to be held was a bit pointless. I will certainly need more than twelve at a time. Granted, I only have eight currently in my possession.
On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly activate the White Ring. The runes appear, rapidly vacillating between white and black, as per usual. An aura of pure elemental potency begins to emerge from the onyx ring. I utilize the white and black energy to fuel the attack considerably beyond that which my abilities might grant me. The croach around me begins to dissolve into Flux Goo under the arcane pressure. The essentia released by such an occurrence directly augments the White Ring's elemental abilities. This was rather inevitable. Unless you desire me to choke out all life in this region of the Void with Taint, which I can also make inevitable, as per your wishes. The essentia, upon being gathered by the White Ring, is converted to Vis of the same types. The large amounts of Vis in such a concentrated area will prove to be detrimental, I assure you. Bolts of mauve lightning reverberate across the End, piercing the chitin of the Keepers rather swiftly. This does not, obviously, heat up the chitin itself. The heat of the bolt cooks each Keeper from the inside, leaving emaciated husks behind, devoid of all life. Flux Gas spews forth from the every orifice of the survivors, slowly warping their forms into unrecognizable masses of organic matter. I release the energy of the White Ring. An arc of pure vacillating white and black energy slices through the Croach in an attempt to annihilate the Keepers. The arc slices a vast amount of Vord in half, leaving them utterly defenseless in the face of the second blast. The arc separates into ever-undulating tendrils of elemental power. Every single one of the tendrils proceeds to slice through the ranks of Keepers. The blasts, directed by my will, melt holes through the Keepers, methodically raising the number of unfortunate cadavers in the area by a rather exponential increment. The esoteric fury rends the Croach to ashes in the surrounding area. The ashes proceed to violently explode, combusting for no discernible reason beyond that of my attack. The resulting blasts push the Vord away from a centralized area in the End, perfectly capable of serving a some sort of platform. Utilizing this thought, I telekinetically tear the entire chunk of the End clear of Vord, Croach and all, out of the island, and into the air. From there, I proceed to telekinetically separate the large fragment into meteor-sized masses, which fall upon the Keepers as well. Upon striking a Keeper, the meteor evaporates into Endstone gas, which is promptly teleported into the lungs of the Keeper.
Steel Diamond Katana Status: Awaiting Approval by Twinbuilder. IIIII
I will Try to Do a Combo Attack on Keepers
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
7/10 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use my spoil on the keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1
Wilson's Shop: $66
Needed Dupes: Fear x3, Hellsun x3
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 2/? Twin, what make?
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 2/9
Entropy Ingot OR Ultramarine 11/11
+2 to Wilson
Yeah, this trial is dragging on. And on. And on.
I am quite certain I did not see the description of the attack I would have seen myself use. To that effect, and under the assumption that it is somewhat sword-based, I use BT: Ruination on the Vord around me before launching into the sky with the light jumprocket which came with my armor, annihilating any surviving Vord in my immediate vicinity with fusing plasma.
Coming to a hover several thousand feet up, I raise the rifle Dynamic Deathbringer and rain everything the complex weapon has to fire down upon them until its magazines empty.
All charges progress!
+1x2 to Erelye!
My own Cloning Project Charge 20/20! {+ A great deal from Erelye.}
The Nitrotic && Ender/Eldritch Computer-Assisted Rangefinding Variable Zoom Sniper Scope {Because yeah, that's basically what I use as default.} && A properly explained retrofit of the Gravitic Recoil Exploiter. {Basically, it uses scifi magic gravity warp to absorb the ludicrous recoil from something like this and use the energy thereof to accelerate the round further, generating more recoil, which is used to accelerate it further, and so on until it gets about a foot from the barrel, whereupon the system loses coherency.} 1/?
Earth's Moon, right now:
The Unremarkable Man notes that the guards made no attempt to disarm him or remove his armor, a seemingly terrible idea, then spends some time going over his cell and surroundings in an attempt to learn more about his situation. For future reference, he will use lethal force to resist if the guards or most anyone else attempts to disarm him in this sort of scenario.
Manufactory Anachron biolabs, right now:
I hit a button on my HUD, and a number of the large construction mechs which seem to be everywhere aboard the Anachron file in and carry the Drills away to the nearest hangar, where they will be carried to one of the surviving mining sites on the Moon and used to cut into the bedrock until just before the Void.
"Thank you kindly, they will be extremely useful, as have all the things you've sent us, less obvious though their uses often are."
I turn back to the Cloning Project at hand.
"Now, having run what we have through all sorts of things, I believe a complete genome is in fact what we have here. By now you know as much as I, so why don't you get it started. You'll need to be able to do this if my longer-term plans work as I intend."
happen
Somehow, I ended up GM-ing this thing over at Bay12;
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870
Logic Cannon: 3/20
Remote Magnepulators: 6/10
Effslayer: 5/11
Motorized Cart -c Diamondium: 3/4
==Actions==
Lothyra pulls out SciAntimak, switches it to "Biology" mode, and fires it at the Croach (I'm changing things up for this post). Bender gathers sacred items, rocks out with Faggartslayer, and then uses Existance Now on the Keepers.
==Anachron==
All of a sudden, a pesterchum conversation comes through to Lothyra.
-- spacepilotAced [SA] began pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
SA: Jebediah Kerman here, requesting dokking to the Anakhron.
UA: Oh, hello Jeb.
SA: Kould you please make your robot avatar let my ass in?
UA: Okay. Will do.
UA: So, you've gotten all the equipment?
SA: Yes. They're as safe as kan be. Thanks to my badass piloting skills, of kourse :P.
UA: Hahaha. You're always bragging about those. Anyways, see you inside.
SA: Bye.
-- spacepilotAced [SA] ceased pestering universalAntimatist [UA] --
Lothyra opens the docking bay doors. A couple of minutes later, a small figure in an orange spacesuit strides, with a straight back and a confident demeanor, into the room. He is accompanied by an entourage of cargo-carrying robots, each one holding a piece of biological equipment. Finally, in the back of this crowd another orange-suited kerbal, this one walking with small, tentative steps and looking around observantly, enters. The confident kerbal steps up to Amp3rz and firmly shakes his hand.
Jebediah Kerman at your service. I am the representative of the kerbal race,
He glances at the other kerbal.
along with my brother Bill,
He turns back.
and Bob, who is not present. Okay, my job here is done. Goodbye.
He looks at Lothyrabot.
I'll be bakk at the station, Loth.
He then leaves. The other kerbal paces up.
As my brother said, I am Bill Kerman. I serve as the chief science officer aboard Spacebase DF-9, and will accompany Lothyra's surrogate during the cloning of her species. I apologize for having taken more time than expected for this delivery. I had to transfer some cloned tissue of lifeform 42413, known informally as "Midna," that we were performing experiments on to another piece of equipment. It seems that the other elf has also brought his own devices, his being of an ectobiological nature.
The robots being deploying the equipment. Lothyra observes the Dwarf Fortress people, especially the elf.
Odd. It seems that your elf seems to resemble the Minecraftian elves in their former degenerate and backwards state far more than their Vetasian ancestors. I'll have to like into that later. For now,
She grins.
IT'S
HAMMERCLONING TIME!In the grim darkness of an imprisoned Minecraftia, there is only war.
Lothyropolis
I split some Keepers in half, Non-Specifically!
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
I never intended to leave permanently. That would be an overreaction. I just have absolutely no interest in killing several million more of the same type of bug. It would be better if this was either optional or more engaging than "kill unit X" the whole time.
People are going to make references I don't get. I understand that. But bloody hell, why do we need SO MANY freaking references? There have been a countless number of references to MS paint adventures, but I'll try to count them anyway. After I joined, we've had... 10 or so bosses, 5 spoils of war, 3 entity crowds, 4 major characters, 2 main antagonists, the GM's background, 3 major events, practically an entire genre swap, 2 very very major gameplay mechanics, several long storyposts, 4 types of resources which are used seemingly arbitrarily, at least 12 pictures, countless weapons, and an entire quarter of the whole freaking story line ALL as references to MS Paint Adventures! I just don't care about any of it. The more references this game throws at me the even less interested I become in anything related to it. They practically aren't even references. They seem to be just throwing characters, terms, and situations from other medias into DTG. What I think of as a reference is a little less obvious than that.
Sigh... maybe its just that I particularly dislike this sort of thing. After all, out of the 20 odd entities I've summoned over the course of these two games, the only one that has ever been taken directly from some other media was Lucario. And that's as far as I'm willing to go even though I actually love lucarios, to the point of investing the time of getting a shiny one legitimately. I've actually made plenty of references, but they've been to quite a variety of medias and very few people have gotten most of them. Many of my entities actually have a reference to something buried deep inside it... Did you know that the Elemental Relic was based off of the Cosmic Monoliths in Epic Battle Fantasy 3? You know, the ones where you really needed Lance to use Net to stop it from dodging? It was originally going to be the Cosmic Relic and have a triangle of energy for Terra, Solar, and Lunar energy, but a square was easier to work with.
There's a difference between a hero and a champion. A champion overcomes threats, but a hero overcomes fears.
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Then there's also a Youtube channel I'm somewhat involved in.
Mini-Ion Cannon 1/2
Mini-Bio Annihilator 2/4
5/5 For Healing or Building Mechanical Unit
5/5 for Text Based Magic
8/10 x3 Magic
Battlefield: I use BT:Ultramarine on the Keepers
Orbital Weapons:
Partial Inventory: Potion of Critmist II x34, Ultramarine, Ghosts of War, Gib Armageddon. Potion of Vis x27, The Redstick, Potion of Nectar x28, The Bulletdome, Potion Airdropper, iWeatherman, Gender Airstriker, Blueshifter, Potion of Crimson x1, Potion of Moonlight x1, Potion of Fortune x1, Potion of Fear x1, Potion of Hellsun x1
Wilson's Shop: $68
Needed Dupes: Fear x2, Hellsun x3
Gender Airstriker AND Satellite 3/?
iWeatherman AND Blueshifter 3/9
I dupe a potion of fear for talist
+2 to Wilson
I place the Godmodder in a situation where there are exactly, and only, two actions he can take, and both cause him damage. One of them is staying put, the other is doing anything other than staying put.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
Hey! Copying others' Battle Techniques isn't very original! You're just doing things that have already been done!
The Godmodder glares at you...
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck = All-Thieving Eye (Level 8: 1/9)
Pie Filling > Fine = Purified Pie Filling (Level 2: 1/3)
Barrel && Hog Slop = Slop Barrel (Level 2: 1/3)
Barrel && Elf Tears = Tear Barrel (Level 2: 1/3)
It would take a stunning and powerful force to upgrade your Sacred Items limit...
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 PLAY 'EM OFF - BULLET HELL
10,000 damage to the Croach! 100 Keepers killed!
Next attack against the Vord Keepers will minicrit!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 THE PEN - THE SWORD
You take out your ink-based weaponry and slash them at the air, using them to create a large sword forged from pure ink. You rush up to the Croach and aggress them with it, slicing clean through its surface. However, you realize that to complete the saying, the pen must be mightier than the sword, so you quickly change the sword's shape into a giant pen and have its tip cut a large section of the Croach clean in two. 10,000 damage!
Minicritted 180 Keepers killed!
POTION OF STRENGTH: Yep.
Potion of Strength OOO Liquified Red Hourglass of Death = Potion of Microstrength (1/2)
X-Stalker && Breath Essence && Golden Apple = X-Goldwinder (Level 5: 1/6)
+3 HP to Netpatham!
16,000 damage to the Croach!
4,000 damage to the Croach!
20 Keepers killed!
Apparently not.
5,000 damage to the Croach! 50 Keepers killed!
Mini Shengshou 7x7 && Glitch-Proof Armor && Snipealarmer = Sevenalarm Armcannon (Level 7: 2/8)
Dayan Megaminx && SCP-500 && Medigun = The Sacred Oath (Level 11: 1/12)
Goodbye for now, Talist. I understand the reasons why you left, and I have to say, I agree with most of them. I'm sorry that you can't summon any entities right now, but this is supposed to be the endgame and I did say the entity fight would be winding down during it. During the penultimate trial, entities will be allowed to be summoned, so if you'd like to come back then, that would be cool.
And I can promise you this: the next Trials will be more than killing waves and waves of enemies.
And I also wouldn't mind Order of the Stick references.
The Withering > Fine = Brine (Level 10: 1/11)
Cosmos' Tear > Fine = Hawking's Miss (Level 9: 1/10)
The entire attack, plus CEASEFIRE, deals 25,000 damage to the Croach!
+2 HP to Amperz4nd!
30 Keepers killed!
The Bladesmen will minicrit!
You scan the cell, but find nothing out of the ordinary. It is literally an ordinary cell with regular old iron bars.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: At long last, your creation is complete. A carbon nanogel emerald green ship branded with the Planet Express logo, a control room, medbay, ventilation, FTL drives, and much much more.
> gutza1: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 ANTIBLAST - ANTINUKE
15,000 damage to the Croach!
50 Keepers killed!
Physics Cannon upgraded to the Science Cannon!
Diamond Nanogel && Name Tag = Diamondium
Motorized Cart -c Diamondium = Diamondium Motorized Cart
DIAMONDIUM: ...Okay then.
> pionoplayer: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 5 RUNEMARKING - A THOUSAND WORDS
150 Keepers killed!
110 Keepers killed!
60 Keepers killed!
6,000 damage to the Croach!
Waterfists && Electrified Gloves && Spinning Gloves = Hydrahands (Level 5: 1/6)
Gloves && Stone = Knucklerocks (Level 2: 1/3)
GLOVEMITERS: A set of gloves that bear a stunning resemblance to the Alchemiter's machinery.
Welcome to the game! Keep in mind that alchemies aren't made instantly and that you can only post three times a round.
Knitting Needles && Rifle = Needlerifles (Level 1: 1/2)
40 Keepers killed!
I'm the one who tells you what your alchemy does and how long it takes to make.
NEEDLERIFLES: A set of knitting needles that look and function like miniature rifles, shooting bullets in addition to weaving.
70 Keepers killed!
Wow! An actual animation made for the game as an attack! 250 Keepers killed!
9,000 damage to the Croach!
The goal of the game isn't to destroy the Godmodder right now! You should be attacking the Vord.
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 2 COLD FRONT - HURRICANE
You use your array of cold-based weaponry to manipulate the temperature of the area and, somehow, create a small storm system above you. It drags the Croach up to it like a vortex and breaks it apart, the stormy energy wreaking havoc on the island of the End. 10,000 damage to the Croach!
150 Keepers killed!
The cells engie and the Man are in are normal cells and don't appear to be modified in any way to accomodate for their weaponry. The facility is fairly large, and you can't see it very well. Some sort of static surrounds your vision.
Who is he?
Taken from the OP:
II. POSTING RULES:
1. Each player can only post 3 times per turn. Any additional posts will not be counted.
2. Do NOT double-post. Your post will not be counted if you do.
3. If you are talking or asking a question, you can make your post a "nullpost". These types of posts are discouraged in the main thread. They belong in the Forge Database.
4. The more attacks you use in a post, the less powerful each one will be!
5. You are not allowed to make a "placeholder" post that you will edit later. If you do this, you can only post 2 times that turn instead of 3.
6. Please try to avoid putting spoiler tags in your posts. These glitch out the editor and require work to fix.
90 Keepers killed!
No copying others' Battle Techniques!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
60 Keepers killed!
So basically, the more damage you do with this weapon, the more power it gets? That's fair.
50 Keepers killed!
+8 of all Sacred Items!
Interesting... I can only hope Godhead Pickle Inspector isn't displeased by your antics.
40 Keepers killed!
Next three attacks against the Keepers will minicrit!
You Ubercharge the Preston Cole!
Minicritted 120 Keepers killed!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
6,000 damage to the Croach! Minicritted 30 Keepers killed!
BREWER'S OCTET: A set of eight fluorite D8s that shimmer with the glow of enchanted and brewed items. They harness the powers of every potion in the game.
VOIDED OCTET: A set of eight navy D8s that are ripe with the powers of void.
5-2-3-4-8-8-3-8
Minicritted 120 Keepers flicker into nonexistence, just long enough to phase into the ground and get stuck inside it, suffocating!
Once again, no plagarism! That's the ultimate form of unoriginality!
4,500 damage to the Croach! 45 Keepers killed!
> TheLordErelye: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => ELVEN TALE
You sit down next to the Croach and begin to tell it a story, a very long story that goes on for days and weeks and months. And as you tell the story, you begin to realize it is about you. You tell the Croach your entire backstory and the nature of your session. However, since the Croach isn't intelligent and doesn't care much for stories, it quickly becomes bored, allowing you to blast a hole in it with the Hazel Wand. 8,000 damage!
7,000 damage to the Croach! 70 Keepers killed!
Okay.
90 Keepers killed!
The Shockwave-Laser Cannon kills 150 Keepers!
Gender Airstriker && Satellite = Gender Spacestriker (Level 9: 2/10)
AZURE ESSENCE: A metallic blue ingot that has a silver sheen. The magnificent powers of Ultramarine lie embedded in its surface, and a malevolent bronze energy pulsates throughout the entire ingot.
> Amperz4nd: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 SEED OF DEATH - RUINATION
You equip all of your Ruin Seed alchemies and hover in the air using rocket boots, casting all the seeds down to the End island. They impact the Croach with a boom, and slowly create a malevolent aura that turns the Croach to stone and causes it to crumble into dust. The seeds form tendrils that create grey roots and extend to form a demonic tree that whistles with the power of the gods. Its leaves are a sickly purple. Extending a plasma sword, you fly to the tree and cleave straight through it, causing the tree to fall directly on the Croach and explode in a magnificent fireball. 20,000 damage!
70 Keepers killed!
The Nitrotic && Ender Eldritch Computer Scope && Gravitic Recoil Exploiter II = The Recoil Scoper (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 damage to the Croach!
+2 of all Sacred Items!
> gutza1: COMBAT OPERANDI => EXISTENCE NOW
You expend 5 Elf Tears and 7 Weasel Snot.
Suddenly, a crackling portal appears behind you, and out of it storms a large armada of ships and other craft! At the head of the fleet is a remote-controlled solid gold Death Star! The ships all appear to be from Futurama, and are all armed by the people who manned them in the show! All of them get to work and fire upon the Keepers, deadly lasers, missiles, and a bunch of volatile rays criss-crossing the sky! All in all, 300 Keepers die!
3,000 damage to the Croach!
30 Keepers killed!
> fseftr: BATTLE TECHNIQUE => LV. 10 BLUE, BLUE - ULTRAMARINE
150 Keepers killed!
4,000 damage to the Croach! 40 Keepers killed!
The Godmodder takes 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
damage! It rolls over to 0!
The Croach summons +3,500 Keepers! The Keepers heal the Croach for +250,000 HP! The Keepers deal 30,000 damage to the Science Cannon and 20,000 damage to the Refugees! The Taken Engietech Soldiers kill 60 Engietech Soldiers!
The Preston Cole deals 92,500 damage to the Croach! Its ships decimate all Taken Engietech Soldiers! Engietech kills 300 Keepers! The Republic Battleships deal 20,000 damage to the Croach!
All the AGs deal 35,000 damage to the Croach!
All the PGs and the Godmodder kill 1,200 Keepers!
Everyone suddenly feels a low rumble, even from your positions in the sky, and hear unearthly shrieks! Suddenly, from below you, a giant red claw appears and slashes clean through the Preston Cole, cutting its Liquid Armor in half! Everyone ducks for cover as a large swarm of Vord ascends from the Void... The FINAL swarm!
Spearheading the fleet is a large group of Endervord and Knights, plus two new Vord types not seen before: Dragonvord and Withervord! At the back of the fleet is two large entities: a Taken version of Fear, and the High-Queen! Fear, like Rage from The_Serpent's Nether sidequest, is an aspect of the Red Dragon. The High-Queen is the master of all Vord, and taking her out while neutralize the entire Vord invasion! However, Fear guards her... Take all of these guys out, and victory will be yours!
At the back of the fleet, you notice a bee-like Vord that stands out in the crowd. This is the Queen Bee, a very special type of Vord! Killing her is optional, but if you do, you will gain +250,000 Pang Nectar every turn!
The Itinerary:
> All: Kill the Vord fleet!
> All: Kill the Queen Bee!
> All: Kill Fear!
> All: Destroy the Croach!
> All: Defend the Preston Cole!
I. FINAL WAVE .III. DEMONHEAD .IIThe Far Lands:
IMPETUS COMB METER: ============================== 2,238,000/6,000,000
Current Impetus Comb: 6
FINAL ROUND: THE END
insert_generic_username: [AG] HP: 13/25. Has Armor.
TheLordErelye: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Netpatham: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Armor.
Irecreeper: [AG] HP: 25/25. Protected by Chairwing.
The_Nonexistent_Tazz: [AG] HP: 6/25. Has Armor.
Amperz4nd: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Armor.
TT2000: [AG] HP: 14/25.
NinjaV2403: [AG] HP: 10/25.
ninjatwist321: [AG] HP: 25/25.
gutza1: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Crusher48: [AG] HP: 10/25.
CobaltShade: [AG] HP: 10/25. Has Armor.
r_stronghammer: [AG] HP: 25/25.
PitTheAngel: [AG] HP: 15/25.
PaperShuriken: [AG] HP: 10/25.
Pricey12345: [AG] HP: 25/25.
J0SLAN: [AG] HP: 25/25.
OverlordXcano: [AG] HP: 10/25.
MinecraftPROFESSIONAL123: [AG] HP: 25/25.
The_Serpent: [PG] HP: 20/20.
K4yne: [PG] HP: 20/20.
fseftr: [N] HP: 19/20.
pionoplayer: [N] HP: 20/20.
ManiacMasteR: [N] HP: 5/20.
XDGrangerDX: [N] HP: 18/25.
The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man: [N] HP: 5/20.
engie_ninja: [N] HP: 20/20.
5l1n65h07: [N] HP: 20/20.
Taken Fear: [H] HP: 700,000/700,000.
High-Queen: [H BOSS] HP: 700,000/700,000. Cannot be attacked until Fear is destroyed.
Vord Keepers: [H] HP: 100/100. (x6,865.)
Vord Knights: [H] HP: 750/750. (x400.)
Endervord: [H] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x150.)
Dragonvord: [H] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x60.)
Withervord [H] HP: 5,000/5,000. (x60.)
Queen Bee: [H] HP: 350,000/350,000.
Croach: [H] HP: 1,218,250/1,500,000. Burn: II
UNSC Preston Cole: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. Liquid Armor: 50,000/100,000 HP. Regens 50% + 1,000 of its HP every turn. Main Guns: 40,000/40,000 HP. (x2.) Charge Level: IIIII Siege Gun: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gun Batteries: 25,000/25,000 HP. (x4.) MMM: 50,000/50,000 HP. Macross Missile Massacre: III Launch Bay: 50,000/50,000 HP. Medicannon: 50,000/50,000 HP. Heal Blast: III Spawns a UNSC Destroyer every 4 turns, and a UNSC Frigate every 3 turns. | Entities that attack it can be counter-attacked for 25% of their normal power. Takes 20% less damage from most attacks.
UNSC Frigate: [N] HP: 60,000/60,000. (x3.) UNSC Pelicans: 5,000/5,000. (x40.)
UNSC Destroyer: [N] HP: 100,000/100,000. (x2.) Shields: 50,000/50,000 HP. MAC Blast: III
Engietech Soldiers: [N] HP: 500/500. (x1,220.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Pyromaniacs: [N] HP: 750/750. (x755.) More are summoned each turn. Burn targets.
Engietech Dragonfly Drones: [N] HP: 2,000/2,000. (x385.) More are summoned each turn.
Engietech Bladesmen: [N] HP: 3,000/3,000. (x50.) More are summoned each turn.
Republic Battleship: [N] HP: 35,000/35,000. Clonetroopers: 500/500 HP. (x2,000.)
TIE-Sentry: [AG]
Science Cannon: [AG] HP: 140,000/170,000. Uses scientific inaccuracies pointed out by players to deal damage.
Chairwing: [AG] HP: 60,000/60,000. Chairnet: II Protects Irecreeper.
Mob Platoon: [AG] HP: 100,000/100,000. Herobrine's Wrath: III
PvP Elites: [AG] HP: 150,000/150,000. Diamond Dance: III
Refugees: [AG] HP: 80,000/100,000. Super Rush: III
Epona II: [PG] HP: 125,000/125,000. Supply Drop: II Dropped an Iron Chest.
Ice Colossus: [PG] HP: 200,000/200,000. Iron Ice: III
Fungus-Man: [PG] HP: 150,000/150,00. Mushroom Cloud: IIII
Godmodder: [GM] HP: 6/125. Killstreak: 62.
The Battlefield:
Perfect Sphere: [AG] Energy: 5. Inner Barrier: 40,000/40,000/25,000 HP. Middle Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Barrier: 0/40,000/25,000 HP. Outer Shield: 0/50,000 HP. Modules: 2. Bridge: 11,000/50,000 HP. Housing no players. AF Hangar: 0/100,000 HP.Tanker A2: [AG] HP: 20,000/20,000. Shields: 0/20,000. Regenerates +2,500 Shields a turn.Isaac: [AG] HP: 23/25. Deck of Cards: III Mega Bomb: IIIIIIIICogWynd: [AG] HP: 147,000/200,000. Winded: IIIIIIIIIIII 85%. In Overclocked mode.Vord-Eating Spider: [AG] HP: 28,000/50,000.Medic Bot: [AG] HP: 50,000/50,000. Heals allies every turn.Jukebox: [AG] HP: 30,000/30,000. Currently playing Land of Fans and Music - MeGaDanceVaNia.Chaos Shard: [PG] HP: ???/???.The Malice: [PG] HP: 90,000/120,000. Breach: IIIRedwalker: [PG] HP: 80,000/80,000. Launch: IIIThe Forge
The Spoils:
Broken Halo: III READY (K4yne)
Contaminated Gear: IIII READY (ninjatwist321)
Rapidfire Bow: III (zerithos)
HHH's Headtaker: III DISABLED (ManiacMasteR)
Hivemind CPU: III IN USE (TheLordErelye)
Potion Supply: III READY (Talist)
Ender Orb: IIIII DISABLED (Netpatham)
Slime-Inator: III (Flare Flames)
Molten Processor: IIIIII DISABLED (PitTheAngel)
Infinity Blade: II [4K] (The_Serpent)
Prism: III READY (Aegis_A095)
Lil' Cal: IIIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Shockwave Laser-Cannon: IIII DISABLED (fseftr)
Sacred Pool Balls: IIII READY (Irecreeper)
Deudly Magnum: I READY (TwinBuilder)
Emerald Nova: IIII READY (pionoplayer)
Waluigi Thyme: WAA? (Irecreeper)
Withered Plate: IIII (TT2000)
Auditory Piston: III READY (The_Idea_Modpack_Mod_Man)
Inferno Servo: III READY (Aegis-A095)
Magma Multiplier: IIII DISABLED (Talist)
Silver Eye: III READY (Nimbleguy)
Table Leg: III READY (Leonstar0)
Spare Tentacle: III READY (TheLordErelye)
Providence's Topper: III READY (Irecreeper)
Red Scale: III READY (zerithos)
Twitchy Staff: III READY (insert_generic_username)
Chaos Heart: IIIII READY (K4yne)
Faceless Eight: II READY (pionoplayer)
Necro Smasher: III (XDGrangerDX)
Black Matter Gun: IIII (Flare Flames)
Kitsune Charm: II READY (Nimbleguy)
Glitch Wrench: READY (Talist)
Hard-Light Gun: III DISABLED (Netpatham)
Oblivion's Topper: III DISABLED (The_Nonexistent_Tazz)
Pale Valve: IIII READY (insert_generic_username)
Giant Gear: IIII IN USE (CobaltShade)
Nether Spire: IIIII READY (pionoplayer)
Amethyst Spike: IIIII (5l1n65h07)
Brass Knuckles: IIIIII CHARGING (Irecreeper)
Sacred Items:
11 Hog Slop
18 Elf Tears
16 Pie Filling
8 Weasel Snot
NOW i use ch/\ron's wr/\th on the keepers.
I SWING. THE CORRODED CHARGER. IN A HUGE ARC. ONTO THE CROACH.
Also, sorry Talist, but I'm not going to be one to stop referencing MSPA, simply because my characters are so tied into it.
EDIT: Twinja'd, Twinja'd hard.
Oh no
@gutza: what is not stated in the battle update is that each 'one' vord listed is not one vord. For every one keeper listed in the battle update, there's some thousands of them needing to be slaughtered. We're killing them by the hundreds of thousands.
@talist: :/ Now that you point it out, it does seem like a bit much. Most of it was stuff that was explained in-thread so that one did not have to have intimate knowledge of MSPAdventures to know what was going on, but you're right, it did definitely get a bit overkill. Fortunately, that's mostly over now. Except for a few minor story bits we have ahead of us that don't actually relate to the minecraft forum sessions anymore.
Eric floats into the air, and broadcasts a signal to help to the rest of the IUPC, beginning Combat Operandi: Family.
1 of each purified sacred item expended to use a special 'combo operandi', the power of which increases the more characters that jump in on it. I don't get any more free actions until I detonate the attack, at which point the damage is dealt. The purified sacred items are returned if the operandi is interrupted by Eric being defeated (me hitting 0 health) in the middle of gathering forces.
Hank, Sanford and Deimos all join in.
currently jumping in the operandi: Eric, Hank, Sanford, Deimos.
Eligible characters not already enlisted: Astria, Kalare. (don't worry, other people don't lose actions for joining in. And twin, don't get too testy, it takes 12 total alchemy charging to pull this thing off because I'm pretty darn sure you won't let me just duplicate it. That means 6 rounds of charging with alchemy in between each usage)
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
I toss Eric a Potion of Critmist and wish him luck. I then take out the Brewer's Eight. Might as well make a start on support. I roll them, then use my Hope powers to make them have healing effects, and heal the three lowest-health players. I also curse the Queen Bee.
I then take out my Fluorite Wandthrowers, twirling them. I then load them up with the Heated Octet and Spacial Octet, and manipulate time and space to warp the End, causing the Queen bee to be(e) enveloped in rock. I then assault it with the Crowbar and break its legs.
Thinking that Tazz might find use for Final Smash weapons, I take out the Cherubim Colossus, Chemotherapy, and Trouble and hand them to him.
I open the Iron Chest.
Charges Inc. 12/50
Doom Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Rage Essence && Fluorite Octet 1/9
Mechanical Eye && Vriska Captcharoid && Orb of Luck 4/9 (All-Thieving Eye)
I duplicate a potion of Critmist. (Potions of Critmist: 8)
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Assorted timelooped mes join up to create a massive HALI glyph that teleports the Croach about...5,000 meters to the left. It starts to fall into the Void...
I attempt to join the combo operandi...
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!