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I attempt to break open the magic gate with a beam of magic.
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Forever both a Chrono Trigger fan and a brony.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
No, that is not even my tank. that is a model to show how big it is.
Anyways, I finish reading the instructions.
Tank HP: 100,000/100,000
Tank Shield: 50,000/50,000
Gadgets:
Super treads: Tank is mobile, and takes no fall damage.
Shield generator: shields absorb 90% of damage and regenerate 10,000 HP per turn.
Engineers: Tank recovers 5,000 HP per turn.
Hack computer: can hack electronics, and protects tank from hacking with lvl 500 firewall.
Sentry gun lvl 3, x16: point defense weapons.
Main battery + autoloader: Fires 1 1-ton exploding shell per second.
Secondary gun x4: weaker, about as good as a standard tank gun.
Missile launcher: launches tons of missiles.
Summoning portal: summons anti-godmodder units.
Teleporter: Teleports the tank.
After looking over the gadgets, i activate the teleporter, and the tank teleports on top of the lvl 4 sentry gun, crushing it (tank takes no damage because it has super treads).
PS: this attack cannot be ruled OP because the godmodder had plenty of time to stop it, and did not.
I pull out a remote control with 5 buttons and 2 switches. Pressing the first button ten times, 10 Zebra bloons, each with 23 health, appear on the field and rush the Godmodder. Zebra bloons cannot be frozen or destroyed by (conventional) explosives.
The godmodder, since the zebras are bloons, holds out a thumbtack and pops them all!
By utilizing the Latest Scandinavian technology, I managed to breed Slender man, a wither, and an ender dragon. It become the Slender Dragon of Wither. I use it to grief the godmodder, then I eat him, explode him, and shove my tentacles into him.
I use my elite lock picking skills to pick the lock on the mystery gate. (Or if it doesn't have one, I start bashing it down with a flaming sledgehammer)
I fly out of the volcano with Volvagia and King Dodongo, Volvagia attacks the mystery gate and i cause red ice to form around the L5 dispenser, Without the proper item it can't be melted, King Dodongo rolls over the T6 sentry gun.
The godmodder cancels the attack because you helped him, he hates that. The he throws you back into the volcano, as it is erupting. And the lava is flowing into a village of ponies...EVIL PONIES WHO HATE BRONIES.
Hmmm
I study the power of the mystery portal by comparing it to my portal of twilight, my people are healing from the attacks, I also fill the dispenser with arrows dipped in the metal forged in a dwarf star....
I eat an entire container of butter.
Oh the godmodder is so dead. I feel the power course through me. 1/5 attack complete. By the way, the power of butter protects me, and powers up the attack, causing it to be unable to miss, be blocked, or fail in any other way.
I summon 50000000000023 hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage.They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely.
The godmodder summons female dragons, killing them with love damage!
No, that is not even my tank. that is a model to show how big it is.
Anyways, I finish reading the instructions.
Tank HP: 100,000/100,000
Tank Shield: 50,000/50,000
Gadgets:
Super treads: Tank is mobile, and takes no fall damage.
Shield generator: shields absorb 90% of damage and regenerate 10,000 HP per turn.
Engineers: Tank recovers 5,000 HP per turn.
Hack computer: can hack electronics, and protects tank from hacking with lvl 500 firewall.
Sentry gun lvl 3, x16: point defense weapons.
Main battery + autoloader: Fires 1 1-ton exploding shell per second.
Secondary gun x4: weaker, about as good as a standard tank gun.
Missile launcher: launches tons of missiles.
Summoning portal: summons anti-godmodder units.
Teleporter: Teleports the tank.
After looking over the gadgets, i activate the teleporter, and the tank teleports on top of the lvl 4 sentry gun, crushing it (tank takes no damage because it has super treads).
PS: this attack cannot be ruled OP because the godmodder had plenty of time to stop it, and did not.
I aim the tank's main gun at the lvl 6 sentry, and spam massive shots until the lvl 6 sentry goes down.
5000 damage to the l6 sentry!
The l6 and l4 sentry guns fire at the tank, but only deal 1500 damage to health and 13500 to shields. The tank retaliates by firing explosives at the l6 sentry, dealing 4000 damage. However, all it really is is a distraction for the tank while the godmodder climbs into the engineering with his newfound size changes, messing up a bunch of stuff, and exposing a critical weakness of the tank. The godmodder, hiding in the engineering, is using his godmodding powers to make himself unfindable. All attacks directed towards him will now go to the tank instead,and he isn't leaving until it is destroyed. The l5 dispenser does nothing, having no redstone wiring.
Large bacon acidic creepy dummy: 16/20
Level 6 sentry gun: 32000/60000
Level 4 sentry gun: 21000/30000
Level 5 dispenser: 45000/45000(anti-godmodder)(loaded)(has no redstone wiring)
Mystery gate: 987000/1000000(neutral)
Super tank: 100000/100000 + 46500/50000 shields(anti-godmodder)(regenerates 5000 HP and 10000 shields per turn)(exposed, takes massive damage from attacks directed towards it)(has a squidmodder inside of it)
The hack computer prevents the godmodder from finding the weakness because of the firewall, then hacks the server and teleports the godmodder to 5000,5000,5000, getting him out of the tank.
This attack targeted the godmodder's player.dat, so he cannot avoid the teleport, as the player.dat is server-sided, and if his player.dat was unfindable, he would have no presence on the server.
The summoning portal spawns nanobots, which will heal the tank 5000 more HP per turn and attack the godmodder for 5 damage each turn when he is in the tank.
Also, if the tank is destroyed, all the ammo used in it will explode, dealing 50,000 damage to everything on the field (godmodder included).
PS: how can he shrink? he does NOT have the Gulliver mod installed.
Seeing that I could use the portal, I rally up a squad of my people to investigate it, with me following right behind, INTO THE UNKNOWN
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The twilight warrior.
Master of darkness and light, bound to no element, this entity is ruthless, cruel, but fair, when he looks at you he sees your whole soul, and if your heart is tipped to the darkness, or to the light, run, and hope he doesn't think you're worthy....
I summon 50000000000023 hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage.They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into him, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage.
10 Rainbow bloons, each with 47 life, appear and charge the godmodder. They all cram into the tank, then fan out and very quickly find the godmodder hiding in the tank. Due to how fast they are (Lightning Bruiser status is confirmed), they chase him.
@Manta Nice to see someone else use Zelda attacks.
Never dig down. Especially not in Spleef.
I attempt to break open the magic gate with a beam of magic.
My avatar is an alien parasitic killing machine that has used all the DNA on the planet to make itself into the ultimate being.
:S
Then i eat that bannana on the floor.
A minute later I punch him in the back of the head.
Hello! I am jacklego5, i have played since the alpha days and i am a Veteran at minecraft ( I'm pretty good
)
If i am helpful, why not give me a thanks? THANKS! <--- Get it?
No, that is not even my tank. that is a model to show how big it is.
Anyways, I finish reading the instructions.
Tank HP: 100,000/100,000
Tank Shield: 50,000/50,000
Gadgets:
Super treads: Tank is mobile, and takes no fall damage.
Shield generator: shields absorb 90% of damage and regenerate 10,000 HP per turn.
Engineers: Tank recovers 5,000 HP per turn.
Hack computer: can hack electronics, and protects tank from hacking with lvl 500 firewall.
Sentry gun lvl 3, x16: point defense weapons.
Main battery + autoloader: Fires 1 1-ton exploding shell per second.
Secondary gun x4: weaker, about as good as a standard tank gun.
Missile launcher: launches tons of missiles.
Summoning portal: summons anti-godmodder units.
Teleporter: Teleports the tank.
After looking over the gadgets, i activate the teleporter, and the tank teleports on top of the lvl 4 sentry gun, crushing it (tank takes no damage because it has super treads).
PS: this attack cannot be ruled OP because the godmodder had plenty of time to stop it, and did not.
The godmodder blocks the sword, 3000 damage to the mystery gate!
The godmodder, since the zebras are bloons, holds out a thumbtack and pops them all!
You aren't THAT awesome. You still do 5000 damage.
Failed, thanks to engie ninja!
The godmodder licks the delicious chocolate off of his body.
Dispenser filled! The cork pops off for whatever reason.
It has no lock, 4000 damage!
The godmodder cancels the attack because you helped him, he hates that. The he throws you back into the volcano, as it is erupting. And the lava is flowing into a village of ponies...EVIL PONIES WHO HATE BRONIES.
4000 damage!
This one doesn't.
You happen to raise them while the sun is up, and they all melt!
You're assuming you're still SCP-683, which you aren't, because you were killed and you went back to normal. Your attack fails.
The godmodder summons female dragons, killing them with love damage!
Failed.
Tank added!
The godmodder eats it, the shoves your face into the container, laughing as you run around like an idiot trying to pull it off.
1 damage to the creepy dummy!
2000 damage to the mystery gate!
You ended up hugging and punching a godmodder DECOY, which happens to be made of explosives. The instant you punch him, BA-BOOM!
5000 damage to the l4 sentry!
The godmodder jumps out of the way!
The godmodder turns into a squid, but retains his godmodding powers...
5000 damage to the l6 sentry!
The l6 and l4 sentry guns fire at the tank, but only deal 1500 damage to health and 13500 to shields. The tank retaliates by firing explosives at the l6 sentry, dealing 4000 damage. However, all it really is is a distraction for the tank while the godmodder climbs into the engineering with his newfound size changes, messing up a bunch of stuff, and exposing a critical weakness of the tank. The godmodder, hiding in the engineering, is using his godmodding powers to make himself unfindable. All attacks directed towards him will now go to the tank instead,and he isn't leaving until it is destroyed. The l5 dispenser does nothing, having no redstone wiring.
Large bacon acidic creepy dummy: 16/20
Level 6 sentry gun: 32000/60000
Level 4 sentry gun: 21000/30000
Level 5 dispenser: 45000/45000(anti-godmodder)(loaded)(has no redstone wiring)
Mystery gate: 987000/1000000(neutral)
Super tank: 100000/100000 + 46500/50000 shields(anti-godmodder)(regenerates 5000 HP and 10000 shields per turn)(exposed, takes massive damage from attacks directed towards it)(has a squidmodder inside of it)
Squidmodder HP: 28/80(inside the super tank)
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The hack computer prevents the godmodder from finding the weakness because of the firewall, then hacks the server and teleports the godmodder to 5000,5000,5000, getting him out of the tank.
This attack targeted the godmodder's player.dat, so he cannot avoid the teleport, as the player.dat is server-sided, and if his player.dat was unfindable, he would have no presence on the server.
The summoning portal spawns nanobots, which will heal the tank 5000 more HP per turn and attack the godmodder for 5 damage each turn when he is in the tank.
Also, if the tank is destroyed, all the ammo used in it will explode, dealing 50,000 damage to everything on the field (godmodder included).
PS: how can he shrink? he does NOT have the Gulliver mod installed.
During the rave everything randomly slams against the gate, causing a huge explosion
10 Rainbow bloons, each with 47 life, appear and charge the godmodder. They all cram into the tank, then fan out and very quickly find the godmodder hiding in the tank. Due to how fast they are (Lightning Bruiser status is confirmed), they chase him.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Never dig down. Especially not in Spleef.