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shove my tentacles into him.

BAD!

I fill the level 5 dispenser with flaming arrows, then I throw a giant cork into the level 4 sentry gun to temporarily cease its fire.

I use my elite lock picking skills to pick the lock on the mystery gate. (Or if it doesn't have one, I start bashing it down with a flaming sledgehammer)

I Put Tons Of TNT In The Dispenser.

I fly out of the volcano with Volvagia and King Dodongo, Volvagia attacks the mystery gate and i cause red ice to form around the L5 dispenser, Without the proper item it can't be melted, King Dodongo rolls over the T6 sentry gun.

King DeDeDe from Kirby: Right back at ya! Starts attacking the Mystery Gate with his Hammer of DDD-ness

Hmmm
I study the power of the mystery portal by comparing it to my portal of twilight, my people are healing from the attacks, I also fill the dispenser with arrows dipped in the metal forged in a dwarf star....

I look through the gate, because its a gate, and gates always have holes in them.

I raise the dead of the planet too fight the godmodder!

Godmodder beware, You've got the dead fighting you now!

Gibdos!
Stalfos!
ReDeads!
Poes!
The dead swarm the godmodder/

Because I was being beaten with a stick, I grow a large cannon on my head that fires sticks at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 MPH.


I spear the large acidic bacon creeper dummy. Somehow the stick bounces off and rips a VERY large hole through the mystery gate.

Current Health: ????????/??????? (Simplified)

Evolutions:
-Stick Cannon

An army of the dead swarms the godmodder, He destroys one and it just comes right back.

It's hopeless, They won't stop until he's dead.

I eat an entire container of butter.
Oh the godmodder is so dead. I feel the power course through me. 1/5 attack complete. By the way, the power of butter protects me, and powers up the attack, causing it to be unable to miss, be blocked, or fail in any other way.

I summon 50000000000023 hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage.They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely.

The godmodder finds himself facing EVERYTHING that has ever died.

Not even he can beat such numbers, Doubly so when they come back in a few seconds.

Page 69.... UGH

DO DA HARLEM SHAKE!!!

I start a rave

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The godmodder finds himself facing EVERYTHING that has ever died.

Not even he can beat such numbers, Doubly so when they come back in a few seconds.

Dude, you are, like, one crazy talking horse

I heal the godmodder.

TANK DONE!

I jump into the mega tank's driver seat, give the engineers some money, and read the 50 page instruction manual.

Tank Health: 100,000/100,000
Tank Shields: 50,000/50,000
Gadgets: unknown (i have not read the instruction manual).

PS: this is the size of my tank:

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TANK DONE!

I jump into the mega tank's driver seat, give the engineers some money, and read the 50 page instruction manual.

Tank Health: 100,000/100,000
Tank Shields: 50,000/50,000
Gadgets: unknown (i have not read the instruction manual).

PS: this is the size of my tank:

...is that picture really on that tank...

I give the godmodder butter popcorn.