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I build an anti anti chuck norris turret tank turret tank

1/5.
I stare at the original turret. Hmm...

Wait, I have an idea. If it is doing it's new job, keeping us away, It cannot perform it's original task. Distracting Chuck Norris.

Which means we have at least ONE anti-godmodder entity that can actually handle this. Maybe more, if we bring Bruce lee into this.

Anyways. I need to test an actual attack.
I select the mass of zeros and hold backspace.

Engie, that is one heck of a song. I still prefer heroes march extended, but Ill keep this one in mind when i listen to lavender town theme in reverse at 8:30 again. *shudders*

Sylveon, We need the secret of the void! NOW! And bring all the Freaking Backspace buttons you can Freaking Hold!

EN TARO TASSADAR!

2/5 turns
I stare at the links that connect all of the turrets parts.
"We got some interesting stuff over there. I wonder what that does..."
I give everyone against the godmodder a Pack-A-Punched Ray Gun Mark II. It's been hacked to have infinite ammo. In reserve. Not in the clip.
You should know it always one bursts Brutus. No matter what.
It'll be interesting to see what everyone does with their Porter's Mark II Ray Guns.

The Infinity Blade embeds itself in the Godmodder's side.
(You know, the area under the ribs)

Me, glowing with fury, stamp my foot into the ground, summoning the Elite Hammer once more, and smashing the ACN Turret Tank into the godmodder.
If that's not enough, I leap into the air, pull the infinity blade out of the Godmodder's side, aim for his head, then smack the head onf the hammer into the pommel of the Infinity Blade, like a hammer and chisel.
The godmodder doesn't even have a face anymore.

I then collapse on the ground, unconscious, as the Elite Hammer clatters back to its resting place.EDIT: Pageclaim!

I steal a watermelon from a Canadian Walmart, slam dunk it into a McDonalds deep fryer, wrap it in bacon, smother pears on it, put in a soap mold, coil it in det cord, install an instant black hole device on it, pour windex on it, sprinkle thermite on it, smear c4 on it, strap a dragon fruit on it, soak it in lighter fluid, encase it in candle wax, rain fireworks on it, and put it in a glass sphere. I then take extremely large amounts of steroids, kick the ACN tank, push it against the World Trade Center, bat the 911 planes into it with the World Trade Center as the bat, rain land mines on it, smash it with a cloud, play rock paper high oil prices with it, blast it with silicon balls, jump on top of it, throw the water melon in the hatch, jump off, die of overdose, respawn, watch as the watermelon gets its glass sphere broken, pull out a detonator, press it, watch as the det cords blow, setting off the thermite which damage the internals of the tank, raining the dragon fruit bits and soap, bacon clogging the barrel, then the lighter fluid goes, lighting the wax, setting off the fireworks as the tank is blown up from the inside by the c4, and then soaking everybody watching with windex and pear sauce. Finally, I commit suicide with a tsar bomba while sitting on the hatch.

What. The. Fudgsusieos. THIS IS INSANE. I have followed this thread since the beginning. The entire reason I wanted an MC Forums account was to POST on this darn thread! I loved the turns it would take, the crazy things people would summon, the Squidmodder, the Mystery Gate... And then I was a part of it. I could control the story along with everyone else. I was the one who created the Glitch, the thing that nearly terminated the entire thread. I was the one who held the Fez. The Diamond Double-Bladed Lightsaber. The Obsidianite Sword. The Blade of Purity. I was the one who summoned the Turret Army. GLaDOS. And Mega Man.

And now? In the face of death? In the face of uncleansable horror, rage, and a thing that made the most powerful man on the Internet kneel?

I laugh.

And then... I ATTACK!

I press a button on my glasses that makes an incredibly huge machine gun array appear. Its target is the ACN Turret. All systems are set to fire and kill. It connects with its target.

Wait... it sucked in ALL the entities? OH YEAH. IT'S TIME. Now with the Curse of Repetitiveness destroyed (I assume it was absorbed by the sucky-attack-thing along with the rest)...
I summon 50000000000023 anti-godmodder hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I have them all attack the ACN Turret Tank with all their weapons at the same time.


IT'S ON!.

I grab a sword with knockback 999 and use it to knock the anti-chuck norris tank into the godmodder.

I throw all of my teammates at the ACN Turret. Since they are invincible, the throw will not hurt them. They get out all their weapons and shoot the Turret while they are flying towards it. Then all of us (joined by me via catapult) collide into the Turret and kick it with our noses. The logic-breaking of the attack further damages the Turret!

I tunnel down under the ACN turret. When it tries to attack me, I redirect its force to create a hole down to bedrock. I then exploit glitches to get through the bedrock.

I prepare to jump into the Void! Who's with me?

I shout at the hole leading into the void.

"Aw come on! He is at one HP and he has summoned a weapon of mass destruction, secret of the void, WHY ARE YOU NOT HELPING US?"

"OH... HE IS... JUST NOT IN QUITE THE WAY YOU EXPECTED!"

I wait for the secret of the void to come by smashing my head on an ultra powerful tank the godmodder left somewhere.

I find Chuck Norris's location and it's relative coordinates to the turret. I then bring him in to defeat his rival, the ACN tank, And before It can fire, I slightly rotate the main turret. And letting him use me as a shield, blocking all the hits. (we ARE invincible, you know.)

I collect the remains of the Death Star and the Subspace Gunship, and then use them to build the Über-Weapon of Death and Destruction! I then proceed to fire said Über-weapon at the ACN turret.

Quote from Sylveon

I grab a sword with knockback 999 and use it to knock the anti-chuck norris tank into the godmodder.

I've already done that with the Elite Hammer.

Also, Twin Builder stabs me with the Infinity Blade.

The blade has tasted my blood and now feels my worth.
I was an honorable warrior, and I fought with strength and skill.
It took me ages to find this, and now he must unlock its secrets.
In this coming storm, this blade is our only hope of dominion.

Also, can you summon Pit, TwinBuilder?

I go to the godmodder and take a daedric warhammer to the pink whatever-it-is.

Quote from ninjatwist321

Also, can you summon Pit, TwinBuilder?

I'm not so sure anyone should be summoning anything right now, because I feel like they're just going to go to charge up the Godmodder's spell. If TT2000 says that we can summon things, then yes, I will summon Pit. For now, though, I'm just going to attack the ACN Turret. I link up the Turret to a complex redstone wiring system that is hooked up to a TNT cannon. The TNT launches and explodes right on the Turret.

Turns to locate minor weakness: 3/5
And that over there, that does something...