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I build a Level 13 Sentry Gun to attack the TNT Cannon. It isn't an entity, it's just an attack. I use its vast flamethrowers, sticky bombs, grenades, missiles, rockets, and bullets to attack the TNT Cannon. I also poke it. With a knife. From a dwarf star.
Call friend one: 6/10 Call friend two: 6/10 Border of Anti-Invincibility: 6/15 That angry looking cloud appears to be a reddish mist... coming straight towards us...
5/5 UB3R5L4P! Im saving it. As usual
7/30 peaceful? Right?
I steal the water and replace it with lava, causing it to detonate before the charge is placed. and it damages it a lot too. since it's made of cyan clay.
LOL godmodder didnt summon anything.
Thank you for letting me save that attack, TT. I don't see the Zerg Rush of Zombies added onto the battlefield, though, so I'm not going to use my attack just yet. I defend Civilian 10!
If we're going back to the old days... I summon 50000000000023 anti-godmodder Elder Wyverns each wearing daedric armor. The Wyverns have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Wyverns, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Wyvern's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Wyverns, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Wyverns from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Wyverns, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Wyverns have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I have them all defend the Civilians.
This is ON!
I decide to temporarily lose originality and have the godmodder kill them with...chuck norris damage(ak! I hate doing such panifully overused things!) then go back to normal.
Basically. You reminded me of what I was doing before. Anyway I throw a mango into a barrel which then falls down causing a domino effect until it causes a refueling plane to take off which then refuels the jetpack partially!
Okay, this is starting to get..... different. XD
He'll just do something like *this is future brucaboy speaking. Stop. Now. I cant tell you why*
Okay. I guess i shouldnt do that.
Anyderp, I simply break a block in the TNT cannon. A very inportant block. The redstone dust that activates all the TNT.
And what about no*dont do it, DONT DO IT, JUST DONT FREAKING DO IT*
WELL WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?
*STOP THE POST*
OKAY.
*THANK YOU*
I run over to a zombie, tell him he lost the game, and kick him in the crotch.
The godmodder realizes he forgot to actually summon the zombies he summoned, and so re-summons them! He also sets 2 houses on fire!
Civilian 9 submits their report and leaves! The jetpack falls onto civilian 10!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 55% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 4 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 60000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 0% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 70000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 0% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 1 post)
Since the zombies are added, I now unleash the Sword of Purity on them. It deals massive damage! On a side note, I now have three swords and a Fez. Hey, I haven't used that fez in a while! Maybe soon...
Since the zombies are added, I now unleash the Sword of Purity on them. It deals massive damage! On a side note, I now have three swords and a Fez. Hey, I haven't used that fez in a while! Maybe soon...
*Laughs maniacally*
I give him this. . I also flood a burning house with the nearest liquid available.
I tell chuck norris that the godmodder is using his damage type. In a rage, he ditches the ACN gun and rushes the godmodder. the godmodder panics and bans him, but then realizes that "you dont ban chuck norris, chuck norris bans YOU!"
I give him this. . I also flood a burning house with the nearest liquid available.
What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Well, time to summon a spacefleet! I present you, The Valhalla, a gigantic Dreadnought under the command of Jean-Luc, first galactic Thunderlord and general badass pilot. The Valhalla's hull is composed of 4 metres of three times hardened carbonium and is painted a pure snow white. It has two decks of overclocked shield generators, 35 Hanarr Greater-Turrets, 125 Hanarr Lesser-Turrets, 7550 Bug-Swat Turrets which all fire antimatter bullets, broadside cannon divisions for close combat and interplanetary hydrogen rockets. Its fusion reactor is bigger than most ships, generates more power than a hypernova and powers space-rending engines which enable it to enter subspace, fly through planets without touching them and traverse the galaxy in two weeks. The hangar houses a fleet of cloaked torpedoships, repair drones and drop capsules for invasions.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
Time upon arrival: 2 weeks.
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
I'm asking him "Do you want 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chocolate coins, or 1$?"
No, that isn't an attack.
8/30 Peaceful
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
Sadly, the Godmodder does not love you. He kind of sees the world as his playground where he can troll and generally make people rage-quit.I then kick a monster with the sentence above. In his gluteus maximus.
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Would you like to know the atomic structure of a piece of bread?
9/30 peaceful.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
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Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
Since the zombies are added, I now unleash the Sword of Purity on them. It deals massive damage! On a side note, I now have three swords and a Fez. Hey, I haven't used that fez in a while! Maybe soon...
I tell chuck norris that the godmodder is using his damage type. In a rage, he ditches the ACN gun and rushes the godmodder. the godmodder panics and bans him, but then realizes that "you dont ban chuck norris, chuck norris bans YOU!"
The godmodder places a giant wall of ACN turrets in the way, causing Chuck Norris to be blocked again!
What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Well, time to summon a spacefleet! I present you, The Valhalla, a gigantic Dreadnought under the command of Jean-Luc, first galactic Thunderlord and general badass pilot. The Valhalla's hull is composed of 4 metres of three times hardened carbonium and is painted a pure snow white. It has two decks of overclocked shield generators, 35 Hanarr Greater-Turrets, 125 Hanarr Lesser-Turrets, 7550 Bug-Swat Turrets which all fire antimatter bullets, broadside cannon divisions for close combat and interplanetary hydrogen rockets. Its fusion reactor is bigger than most ships, generates more power than a hypernova and powers space-rending engines which enable it to enter subspace, fly through planets without touching them and traverse the galaxy in two weeks. The hangar houses a fleet of cloaked torpedoships, repair drones and drop capsules for invasions.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
I'm asking him "Do you want 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chocolate coins, or 1$?"
No, that isn't an attack.
Charging the SM3SHAMMER (ally).
0/10
The godmodder takes the insanillions of chocolate coins, since he already has infinite money.
8/30 Peaceful
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
The admin asks to allow the weather cycle of the server to flow normally. 1500 damage to all the zombies!
I hug the godmodder and tell him that he doesn't have to do this, for him to stand down and sympathize with him.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
The godmodder blasts you into oblivion(as in, you are sent flying by the blast and land on a sheep named oblivion), denying your request!
9/30 peaceful.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
Zombie killed!
The zombie destroys the new construct! The godmodder is angered by your constant refusal to give up, and summons 5 ghasts and 3 blazes to terrorize everything! He begins constructing an ultimate TNT cannon-which will be complete next turn- and he also summons some creepers to threaten the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 45% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 35000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 32% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 45000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 47% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
The godmodder opens his mouth extremely wide and swallows it whole! Then he gags, because it turns out you have no baking skills.
Restrictions? You can still use the attacks, and I will respond to them. People just tend not to do it without charging now.
A civilian is being protected!
The TNT cannon is dead!
I just couldn't do the whole thing in one sitting. The godmodder eventually decides to just ignore his PMs entirely!
Civilian 10 being defended!
What?
I decide to temporarily lose originality and have the godmodder kill them with...chuck norris damage(ak! I hate doing such panifully overused things!) then go back to normal.
Civilians 1/3 guarded(if 3 people guard all the civilians, then they will all gain protection against 1 attack)
+5% jetpack fuel!
The godmodder realizes he forgot to actually summon the zombies he summoned, and so re-summons them! He also sets 2 houses on fire!
Civilian 9 submits their report and leaves! The jetpack falls onto civilian 10!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 55% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 4 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 2 turns until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 60000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 0% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 70000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 0% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 1 post)
Construct: 1000/1000x5(protecting civilian)
AXIS: 10000/10000(Main body: 20 TJ)(Left gun: 0 TJ)(Right Gun: 0 TJ)(Shield generator: 0 TJ)(Med bay: 0 TJ)(Targeting system: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(anti-godmodder)
Zombies: 5000/5000x10
Backup house
Reports against the godmodder: 6/10
Admin Godmodder HP: 25000/25000(pro-godmodder)(admin)(god mode)
Botnet system infection: 40% cleansed(+20% cleansing per turn)(anti-godmodder attack increaser)
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*Laughs maniacally*
Meanwhile, i pour SCP-447 on all the zombies.
I give him this.
What is that? I know it's from TBOI, but...what? Anyways, since I believe the Godmodder set two houses on fire, I douse one of them with liquid unobtainium.
[3/5]
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Call friend two: 8/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 8/15
It appears that something is... moving... inside that giant cloud...
13/20
11/11
That action bellow uses the charge above.
I summon my Buildcraft Water Mortar
Buildcraft Water Mortar Or BWM For short
HP:8000
Attack Mode:
High presure Lava spray: 2000 damage
Low Presure Lava Bombs: 500 damage to all Pro-Godmodder forces
Fire Truck Mode:
Water Bomb:50% doused
Water Scatter Bombs: 25% doused for all fires
I command my BWM to use Water Scatter Bombs on Civilian 10's and 11's house.
The item is Judas's Tongue. It's a trinket that makes Deals with the Devil all 1-heart each. I just thought that... you know... a fez on him is a perfect time.
Anyway I summon a tiny kirby thing that sucks up fires.
Mind you, there really is a Valhalla. It was built by Calbiri, in the lovely game StarMade, and Jean-Luc is also Galactic Thunderlord (title for the winner of a tournament that takes place in the Thunderdome, a space arena in which two ten by ten cube ships are plotted against each others to fight to the death. Requires much skillz, I tell you. The Valhalla was one of the prizes for the winner).
Anyways, the Valhalla is currently aproaching from the other end of the galaxy.
Time upon arrival: 2 weeks.
TT2000, you are genius.
No, that isn't an attack.
Charging the SM3SHAMMER (ally).
0/10
1/5 Chain lightning strike. "Hit ALL the hostiles."
I peacefully ask an admin to /toggledownfall. He does it because he is thinking "what will this do? If it puts out something, that would be a good thing."
After spamming healing II on the zombies.
And googling a googol of goggles.
We love you godmodder, we can all coexist peacefully.
Please.
Sadly, the Godmodder does not love you. He kind of sees the world as his playground where he can troll and generally make people rage-quit.I then kick a monster with the sentence above. In his gluteus maximus.
TT2000, you are genius.
2/5 chain-lightning.
I simply take a piece of cheese. Pour some cheese sauce on it, Add some cheese, And throw the cheese onto a bed of cheese.
After putting string cheese on the cheese.
I then feed it to a zombie hoping to give it diabeetus.
The godmodder summons some ABL(anti-Bruce Lee) turrets to halt him! 500 damage to all the zombies!
7 zombies killed!
The godmodder ups the power of the cleansing program! 2000 damage to all the zombies!
Who? +7% house dousing!
Does nothing!
The godmodder places a giant wall of ACN turrets in the way, causing Chuck Norris to be blocked again!
+12% dousing!
I'll jet keep it as an "offscreen entity"-in that it's attacks will work normally, but it can't be hurt. +25% dousing to both houses!
+10% dousing to one of the houses!
Is this two weeks in-game time or real time?
The godmodder takes the insanillions of chocolate coins, since he already has infinite money.
The admin asks to allow the weather cycle of the server to flow normally. 1500 damage to all the zombies!
The godmodder blasts you into oblivion(as in, you are sent flying by the blast and land on a sheep named oblivion), denying your request!
Zombie killed!
Zombie killed!
The zombie destroys the new construct! The godmodder is angered by your constant refusal to give up, and summons 5 ghasts and 3 blazes to terrorize everything! He begins constructing an ultimate TNT cannon-which will be complete next turn- and he also summons some creepers to threaten the houses!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)(has jetpack, 45% fuel remaining)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)(protected against 1 attack)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)
Civilian 10 house: 35000/60000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 32% doused)
Civilian 11 house: 45000/70000(burning, -25000 health per turn, 47% doused)
Civilian 12 house: 55000/55000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
Construct: 1000/1000x5(protecting civilian)
AXIS: 10000/10000(Main body: 20 TJ)(Left gun: 0 TJ)(Right Gun: 0 TJ)(Shield generator: 0 TJ)(Med bay: 0 TJ)(Targeting system: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(anti-godmodder)
Zombies: 1000/5000
Ghast: 2000/2000x5(anti-house)(anti-player)
Blaze: 4000/4000x3(anti-house)(anti-player)
Creeper: 6000/6000x2(anti-house)
Backup house
Reports against the godmodder: 6/10
Admin Godmodder HP: 25000/25000(pro-godmodder)(admin)(god mode)
Botnet system infection: 60% cleansed(+20% cleansing per turn)(anti-godmodder attack increaser)
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