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I've been gone for slightly less than a day... maybe I've been spoiling you a bit too much with quick updates lately. You don't need to panic when I decide not to update every 2-3 hours! I don't have INFINITE free time.
I prepare the most purified sword of all time that will cleanse the unholy Wither Skeletons, removing their withering powers and damaging them. Of course, it will require a charge time. 1/7.
5/30 peaceful.
1/5 UB3R5L4P. I will pretty much end up charging a ton of these things.
3/7 Purification-by-fire sword. I changed it slightly, If That's ok with you. It can now damage non-wither skeleton entities. The wither skeletons probably just died to MY charged attack that i had in storage.
How many posts do I need to bring in another civ?
I go to the TNT cannon, and Replace all of the obsidian with cyan stained clay. Because it looks like asphalt, it is now qualified as a cement mixer, Causing it to take damage.
I go to a wither skeleton and... wait for it.... IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!1!!1!!11!
That 5-post charged attack that i saved for something like this.
It hits both, as i lined them up perfectly. (spillover damage only, if it does 11000 damage for example, one takes 10000 and one takes 1000)
I. Will. Kill. That. TNT CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1, Wither skeletons killed, 2000 damage to the TNT cannon!
I point out that being a skeletal minion with black bones does not equal in being evil. I write down proof in a book the size of planet Jupiter and then smash the TNT cannon with it.
I stomp my foot into the ground, creating a fissure, and the Elite Hammer flies out of it into my hand.
With it, I smash the two Wither Skeleton with the Elite Hammer, and for my final and most powerful strike, I plow the Elite Hammer into the Voodoo statue, dealing earth-shaking damage.
Yes, it is invulnerability-piercing.
Afterwards, I jump down, throwing the Elite Hammer into the fissure, and the ground seals itself.
Since the voodoo statue is invulnerable to invulnerable-piercing things too, and the wither skeletons are dead, I'll let you save that charge.
I go back in time and slap opel when he is trying to summon his things, causing all his entities to be neutral and have 1 health due to them being one-turn summons. Just your "light star" would be over a 200 post summon. I then poke all three of them with 1 inch per second of force, doing one damage and utterly destroying them. Sorry, no one-post summons unless it is a wax statue of an unfairly destroyed super-robot.
6/30 peaceful
2/5 UB3R5L4P
4/7 purification sword.
I love these little 5-10 post summons.
I go to the tnt cannon and attack it with a SECOND tnt cannon! which will do decent damage due to it being made of cyan clay.
I set a mob trap, that will damage a wither skeleton, OR if they are dead, it will damage the next hostile mob to be summoned by the godmodder.
And i would have saved that attack for when it could actually be USED. I just killed at least one of them with MY charged attack.
1000 damage to the TNT cannon! The mob trap falls apart...
Well, I used to, but I got busy with other things. But I recently got my eyes on his OiramOiram12345 and the Dark Star X video, so I based the Light Star on that.
Sheesh, no need to be rude. Plus, the DS would technically be on the Godmodder's side.
TT2000, seriously, it isn't fun anymore. The whole point of the game is to make up attacks and then watch as the godmodder responds to them, rather than just saying "No." I won't give in to this stupid "plot" of yours, and when the sword of RAGE is finished, I will use it to attack the godmodder/admin. I expect you to actually make up a reason why it didn't work, rather than "lol god mode no attacking".
I am disappointed at how far this thread has come, and believe it has changed for the worse. Whatever happened to the attacks without limits? Now everything has to be "charged" and completely waste time.
Ugh, this is annoying. But I shall stay anyways, and fight! For freedom! YAH!
The reason I just said "no" to the attack is that the godmodder is an admin right now, which can be changed eventually. Still, I think I liked it better when I could think of interesting responses and 80% of posts weren't charging three things at the same time with 1-2 ineffective attacks thrown in. Somewehre along the line, someone figured out that if you charged something, it had a better chance of actually working, and it progressed to the point where the community panics and instantly shuts down anyone who tries to poke something without charging the poke for 40 posts! The problem is, I really don't have much choice at this point, since the game is so close to ending and I would likely lose what community I have if I tried to revert things to original format.
I make a T-shaped structure out of 4 soulsand, and put a wither skeleton skull on top. the skeletons are distracted, and freak out because they realize that they will be sacrificed to summon a evil creature.
The wither skeletons run to the godmodder's TNT cannon. I then fire my own TNT cannon at the godmodder's cannon, making his cannon explode and damage itself and the wither skeletons.
6/30 peaceful
3/5 UB3RS14P
sorry opel, One, i dont like where that plot is going, And two: the godmodder will just do something horrible to it.
I blow up the TNT cannon with a SECOND Tnt cannon.
I tbag the godmodder, and when I hit his head I die, blinding him untill he pushes my body off, cannot dodge next attack.
The godmodder is in god-mode, but the godmodder surrounds himself with an anti-death aura anyway, causing you to be flung across the world by the sheer repelling force of the aura, and then you go all the way around and hit the aura again, and again, forever!
6/7. The Purest Sword is nearly complete. It is finished cooling, and now needs to be enchanted so that it may purify the deepest of curses laid on a living being.
I call two of my friends into the battle, who wield some of the most lethal magic in the known universe. While i wait for them to arrive, i begin to channel a spell, which upon completion, will strip away any invincibility to ALL units, this also cannot be protected against.
Call Friend one: 1/10
Call Friend two: 1/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 1/15
Call friend one: 2/10
Call friend two : 2/10 Border of Anti-Invincibility: 2/15 While casting, i use a bit of my power to further enhance the purest sword, making the sword glow with holy light! There also appears to be a glimmer of light on the horizon...
7/7! The Purest Sword is COMPLETE! I swing the sword at all of the Wither Skeletons, sending a huge arc of pure destruction, magic, and purity at the Skeletons. This severely damages all of them and also removes their withering abilities, since the pureness of my sword has changed their Wither blood into normal blood, with no Wither powers.
The wither skeletons are dead, so I'll let you save this for later.
Call friend one: 3/10
Call friend two: 3/10 Border of Anti-Invincibility: 3/15 The glimmer on the horizon appears to be drawing closer, as it it's moving...
seven out of thirty Peaceful mode.
four out of five UBthreeRfiveLfourP. (this hits one target, doing a good sized amount of damage, and sending it to orbit, where it asphyxiates and taks MORE damage, And then goes down to earth and goes splat, dealing EVEN MORE damage.
I lay a trap to shoot arrowz at the next wave of hostile somethings.
Where is TT2000?! He's online, but not posting... Anyways, I further damage the TNT cannon by concentrating a pure slice of energy from the sun into it, making sure not to light the TNT on fire.
Edit: He's offline... Everyone stop posting or else we're going to have a post avalanche and none of our posts will be counted!
I'm honestly surprised how long of posts the minecraft forums will allow. I have about 50 posts here, and I'm not receiving that many errors.
My virus is ready!
I put a virus in the godmodder's infinite computers. it spreads across the network and takes over 1000 computers. this botnet will give me powerful attacks. the godmodder can clean the system at 20% per round, but then cannot do anything else.
System infected! All attacks will be amplified for a while, but the godmodder creates an auto-cleaner that will slowly clean it out while still allowing him to do things!
I hack the godmodders account and change the password.
then i call bill gates to turn all of his money into penies and build a gigantic peny-o-pult that shoot enormouse amounts of coins at you, but they are modified so once they hit the ground they disapear
then i build a time machine and kill the creator of java thus making minecraft never existant thus you are no longer a godmodder because there are no longer java scripts and minecraft crashes for everyone same goes for anything else that runs java.
then i go back in time again to prevent your birth.
lol the godmodder has a whoopin 9001 posts to read, godmodders eyes explode and his brain melts.
or he just leaves the server
The godmodder switches to one of his infinity backup accounts! Why would you attack me? Everyone in the world stops you from using the time machine because they like minecraft! I managed to do them all and remain intact, thank you.
I orbital drop wrench the most dangerous living enemy target, then charge up my Seizure Mode.
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You're back! There are no enemies right now. Just so you know, the godmodder is an admin, and the only way to get him demoted is to collect reports from the helpless civilians that need protecting.
The godmodder summons a zerg rush wave of zombies to fight the constructs!
Civilian 8 submits their report and leaves, and civilian 9 gets the jetpack! With 5 reports, the admins are starting to get suspicious, but they aren't doing anything yet...
3 more civilians log on!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 9: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(guarded against 1 attack)(inside house)(has jetpack, 60% fuel remaining)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 5 turns until submitted)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)
Civilian 9 house: 50000/50000
Civilian 10 house: 60000/50000
Civilian 11 house: 70000/50000
Civilian 12 house: 55000/50000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
I build a Level 13 Sentry Gun to attack the TNT Cannon. It isn't an entity, it's just an attack. I use its vast flamethrowers, sticky bombs, grenades, missiles, rockets, and bullets to attack the TNT Cannon. I also poke it. With a knife. From a dwarf star.
Call friend one: 6/10 Call friend two: 6/10 Border of Anti-Invincibility: 6/15 That angry looking cloud appears to be a reddish mist... coming straight towards us...
5/5 UB3R5L4P! Im saving it. As usual
7/30 peaceful? Right?
I steal the water and replace it with lava, causing it to detonate before the charge is placed. and it damages it a lot too. since it's made of cyan clay.
LOL godmodder didnt summon anything.
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Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
Thank you for letting me save that attack, TT. I don't see the Zerg Rush of Zombies added onto the battlefield, though, so I'm not going to use my attack just yet. I defend Civilian 10!
If we're going back to the old days... I summon 50000000000023 anti-godmodder Elder Wyverns each wearing daedric armor. The Wyverns have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Wyverns, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Wyvern's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Wyverns, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Wyverns from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Wyverns, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Wyverns have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I have them all defend the Civilians.
Basically. You reminded me of what I was doing before. Anyway I throw a mango into a barrel which then falls down causing a domino effect until it causes a refueling plane to take off which then refuels the jetpack partially!
If we're going back to the old days... I summon 50000000000023 anti-godmodder Elder Wyverns each wearing daedric armor. The Wyverns have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Wyverns, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Wyvern's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Wyverns, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Wyverns from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Wyverns, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Wyverns have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I have them all defend the Civilians.
This is ON!
The dragons, being mobs, are immune to admin damage as well.
I put SCP-447 (the one that does {DATA EXPUNGED} with dead bodies) in a bug spray can, then spray all the zombies with it.
Okay, this is starting to get..... different. XD
He'll just do something like *this is future brucaboy speaking. Stop. Now. I cant tell you why*
Okay. I guess i shouldnt do that.
Anyderp, I simply break a block in the TNT cannon. A very inportant block. The redstone dust that activates all the TNT.
And what about no*dont do it, DONT DO IT, JUST DONT FREAKING DO IT*
WELL WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?
*STOP THE POST*
OKAY.
*THANK YOU*
Whatever you do. Dont. Mess. With. The. Dragon. EVER. It feeds on skydoesminecraft fans. Well, only the ones that act like they have been taking drugs.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
4000 damage to a wither skeleton!
The civilians are at full health!
Civilian 9 is inside their house!
1, Wither skeletons killed, 2000 damage to the TNT cannon!
5000 damage to the TNT cannon!
Since the voodoo statue is invulnerable to invulnerable-piercing things too, and the wither skeletons are dead, I'll let you save that charge.
1000 damage to the TNT cannon! The mob trap falls apart...
The reason I just said "no" to the attack is that the godmodder is an admin right now, which can be changed eventually. Still, I think I liked it better when I could think of interesting responses and 80% of posts weren't charging three things at the same time with 1-2 ineffective attacks thrown in. Somewehre along the line, someone figured out that if you charged something, it had a better chance of actually working, and it progressed to the point where the community panics and instantly shuts down anyone who tries to poke something without charging the poke for 40 posts! The problem is, I really don't have much choice at this point, since the game is so close to ending and I would likely lose what community I have if I tried to revert things to original format.
Construct added.
They are dead!
4000 damage!
Another construct created!
Another construct created!
4000 damage to the TNT cannon!
3000 damage!
I thought constructs were just supposed to protect things? The construct kills itself upon the invulnerability of the voodoo statue!
Another construct added!
The godmodder is in god-mode, but the godmodder surrounds himself with an anti-death aura anyway, causing you to be flung across the world by the sheer repelling force of the aura, and then you go all the way around and hit the aura again, and again, forever!
Construct created!
2000 damage!
Construct added! I think I'm going to cap them now. 5 is enough.
The anti-invincibility border will not work!
The wither skeletons are dead, so I'll let you save this for later.
TNT cannon destroyed!
I'm honestly surprised how long of posts the minecraft forums will allow. I have about 50 posts here, and I'm not receiving that many errors.
System infected! All attacks will be amplified for a while, but the godmodder creates an auto-cleaner that will slowly clean it out while still allowing him to do things!
The godmodder switches to one of his infinity backup accounts! Why would you attack me? Everyone in the world stops you from using the time machine because they like minecraft! I managed to do them all and remain intact, thank you.
You're back! There are no enemies right now. Just so you know, the godmodder is an admin, and the only way to get him demoted is to collect reports from the helpless civilians that need protecting.
The godmodder summons a zerg rush wave of zombies to fight the constructs!
Civilian 8 submits their report and leaves, and civilian 9 gets the jetpack! With 5 reports, the admins are starting to get suspicious, but they aren't doing anything yet...
3 more civilians log on!
Voodoo Statue: 406501/1000000+50000/50000 shields(neutral)(connected to godmodder, will damage when destroyed)(shield recharger)(full shield blocker)(invincible)
Civilian 9: 100/100(submitting report, 1 turn until submitted)(guarded against 1 attack)(inside house)(has jetpack, 60% fuel remaining)
Civilian 10: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)
Civilian 11: 100/100(submitting report, 5 turns until submitted)
Civilian 12: 100/100(submitting report, 3 turns until submitted)
Civilian 9 house: 50000/50000
Civilian 10 house: 60000/50000
Civilian 11 house: 70000/50000
Civilian 12 house: 55000/50000
Construct factory: 7500/7500(creating construct in 2 posts)
Construct: 1000/1000x5(protecting civilian)
AXIS: 10000/10000(Main body: 20 TJ)(Left gun: 0 TJ)(Right Gun: 0 TJ)(Shield generator: 0 TJ)(Med bay: 0 TJ)(Targeting system: 0 TJ)(Mortar: 0 TJ)(anti-godmodder)
Backup house
Reports against the godmodder: 4/10
Admin Godmodder HP: 25000/25000(pro-godmodder)(admin)(god mode)
Botnet system infection: 20% cleansed(+20% cleansing per turn)(anti-godmodder attack increaser)
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
Charging Dr. Hax. Please wait until dawn?NO! I'm going to eat a healing cakeBetter, throw it into the ADMIN godmodder's face
Sword of RAGE 5/30.
Charging shmarging! I summon the Great Battle Droid Armada to protect the civilians!
Call friend two: 6/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 6/15
That angry looking cloud appears to be a reddish mist... coming straight towards us...
Call friend two: 7/10
Border of Anti-Invincibility: 7/15
That angry, reddish cloud is drawing closer still...
7/30 peaceful? Right?
I steal the water and replace it with lava, causing it to detonate before the charge is placed. and it damages it a lot too. since it's made of cyan clay.
LOL godmodder didnt summon anything.
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GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
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Retired StaffI summon 50000000000023 anti-godmodder Elder Wyverns each wearing daedric armor. The Wyverns have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the Wyverns, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each Wyvern's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The Wyverns, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile Wyverns from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the Wyverns, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The Wyverns have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I have them all defend the Civilians.
This is ON!
Sword of RAGE deactivated.
Send in the nano-chickens! They guard all surviving civilians.
Basically. You reminded me of what I was doing before. Anyway I throw a mango into a barrel which then falls down causing a domino effect until it causes a refueling plane to take off which then refuels the jetpack partially!
The dragons, being mobs, are immune to admin damage as well.
I put SCP-447 (the one that does {DATA EXPUNGED} with dead bodies) in a bug spray can, then spray all the zombies with it.
He'll just do something like *this is future brucaboy speaking. Stop. Now. I cant tell you why*
Okay. I guess i shouldnt do that.
Anyderp, I simply break a block in the TNT cannon. A very inportant block. The redstone dust that activates all the TNT.
And what about no*dont do it, DONT DO IT, JUST DONT FREAKING DO IT*
WELL WHAT CAN I DO?!?!?
*STOP THE POST*
OKAY.
*THANK YOU*