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I wonder how admins (Who are ACTUAL PLAYERS, just with some fancy powers) are able to be turned anti-player, as by that logic they would be killing their own server.

After this, I use my powers to try and increase my health to the point that attacks would not always reduce me to 1 health because we only have 100 and most attacks here do 1,000+

I fire a laser barrage at the present.

bit detector built,
A new bit is found every time someone posts, but still needs to be recovered.
while we're at it, I use my reading powers to conteract the white text glitch in the last update check. 9/100

Subspace Gunship: 15/25
I make a present auto-unwrapper to take a couple layers off the present!

I research more about Virtual Reality:10%

bit recovery bots, recover every bit detected by the bit detector.

My army of SCV's attack.

I build a computercraft turtle, then use another wireless computer to remote control it. if the present is not open, i use it to help unwrap it. if it is open, I send it in to dismantle the house.

I tell pianoplayer that his post is a bit OP.
Then i open ANOTHER layer, and actually search the house for something. if i find the bits, i do an indianajones manuver to switchh some rocks with the bits (incase of pressure plates OFC) then I RUN FOR MY LIFE incase an SCP is after me.
Well, i have wings. go play one of vechs maps (that last statement was directed at whoever attacks me)

Quote from Crusher48

I build a computercraft turtle, then use another wireless computer to remote control it. if the present is not open, i use it to help unwrap it. if it is open, I send it in to dismantle the house.

Guys, use trebuchet MS, i cant save all of you!

And yes, It WAS anti-GODMODDER integrity, And even then, the server mods/admins wouldnt have been affected, as they ARE players.

I call in a swarm of enderman. the enderman fight each other over who gets to pick up the present, and several layers of present fall off in the scuffle. I then use endermancy to force them to break off and retreat to the end before the glitch affects them.
PS: only anti-godmodder integrity was affected. nothing effects anti-glitch unit integrity.

I pull the little tab on the present that says "pull to open a layer".

WTF? I read a news report in real life about a possible Missingno sighting. If we do not stop the glitch, it will enter the real world!
Real world integrity: 95%

In a last ditch operation, i infect the server with a virus that is controlled by me and stalls the glitch until it is destroyed by fixing corruption.
Anti-glitch virus integrity: 100% (not an entity, so unaffected by entity integrity).

My bots go into a swarm and begin picking up many many bits.
Doomsday, who is not of this reality, called form another universe entirely, is immune to the glitch.
His doom aura stops the glitch, the bit of world the glitch is centered in is being destroyed entirely, bringing the glitch with it.
glitched zone integrity: 80%
glitch reality link integrity: 100%
glitch health: 100%
zone integrity drops 20% every time Doomsday powers his aura.
after it is gone, reality link drops by 10%
than glitch hp drops by 5% every attack.
Others can help, but it won't be very efficient as doomsday is very powerful. Doomsday is not occupied by this and can easily fend off attacks of any kind.

You know what the best part about this attack is? Since it involves Doomsday, it technically isn't part of this reality either, the glitch can do nothing to affect any post I have that mentions Doomsday, as Doomsday cannot be affected by the glitch.

Quote from Frog81

I attempt to retrieve the 3 bits by entering it and then firing a FALCON KAHAMEHAME HAAAA-DOUKEN at anything that tries to attack me.

If by "it" you mean the house, you walk in, and nothing happens. You proceed to the room with the bits inside it, and nothing happens. You put the bits in your pocket, and nothing happens. You start to walk away, and nothing happens. You exit the house and return to the battlefield, and you make it successfully, and add it to the bit total. Guess it was just a normal house after all!

Quote from TwinBuilder

I quickly tear off the rest of the paper and prepare more Splash Potions of Healing in case of emergencies.

Also, I prepare a huge laser beam at all of the summoned entities, as they are now anti player.

Lastly, guys, remember to POST IN TREBUCHET MS!!! (I know, it's ironic since I'm the one who's not able to, but still.)

You shred the lets-say-pink colored layer to find a grey layer! 14/30....

Quote from Crusher48

I set off my ultimate failsafe EMP device (it has so much failsafe that the only way it could be negated is if the glitch negated electricity itself, in which case the voltzmobile would still shut down), then begin to rip up the present.

The failsafe activates, but nothing happens since you did not specify what it did! You remove the grey layer and find another red layer! 15/30...

Quote from Talist

I set the present on fire to burn away some layers.

One layer burns away, then the fire goes out! Underneath is a pie-crust colored layer! 16/30...

Quote from Brucaboy

I summon a fire elemental to burn away a layer or two of the present, then go into the "ordinary" house, attempting to locate where in the house the bits are.
(of course, /effect Brucaboy 11 100000 5 before i go in ) (incase you dont know, thats resistance 5, which is INVINCIBILITY, for a very long time)
(/effect @r 7 1 4 is 15 hearts of damage to a random person)
And I might as well heal rhozy. Whatever. Dont like dead people.
6/15 on the respawn point.

And Here is some text to white out, just trying to be a troll and prevent laziness
I need to chill out. time to slay a bunchie.





Dont worry dude, i gotcha covered. (if im allowed to quote people and trebuchet-MS-ify their posts)

Rhozy healed to full! The fire goes out again, and you find black and white line-patterned wrapping underneath! 17/30...

Quote from Crusher48

WTF? the godmodder is still pro-himself because he has 86% integrity.
I make a deal with the godmodder: if he helps us defeat the glitch, i will heal him for 10 HPs.
I then use a potion of fire resistance and tear off another layer of present.

Your deal was canceled by others! You find another green layer underneath the layer you ripped off! 18/30...

Quote from Talist

DIE PRESENT!
​I use my forehead to break open the present.

A layer breaks! You find a layer made entirely out of pudding underneath! 19/30...

Quote from Crusher48

I use a katana on the present, then fire a railgun at whoever made the glitch.

No PvP! The katana shreds a layer, and you find a dark purple layer underneath! The present is starting to look very small since you have torn off so many layers... 20/30...

Quote from Frog81

DO NOT DO IT! WE CAN DEFEAT THE GLITCH! CAST THE WORDS INTO THE FIRE! ISIIILDUUUUUR! Err.... CRUSHUUUUUUUUUURRR!

Attack canceled!

Quote from Talist

I now resort to using my elbow to destroy the present.

You bash off another layer, and find a layer made of very thing bricks underneath! 21/30...

Quote from Crusher48

I hack the code and change all posts to Trebuchet MS, then cut the wrapping off with a lightsaber.

The server has too much anti-hack protection, which the glitch has mysteriously not touched! You slice off the very thin bricks and find brick-patterned paper wrapping underneath!
22/30...

Quote from Sylveon

I wonder how admins (Who are ACTUAL PLAYERS, just with some fancy powers) are able to be turned anti-player, as by that logic they would be killing their own server.

After this, I use my powers to try and increase my health to the point that attacks would not always reduce me to 1 health because we only have 100 and most attacks here do 1,000+

The glitch is a HACKING glitch-just about everyone but you(since you are the only competent users standing against the glitch) has been locked out of their accounts and the glitch is controlling their still-logged-in bodies. Including the godmodder, since he has EXISTENCE integrity, not self-control integrity. All players have 100 health, always, unless they are on the server moderation team!

Quote from Talist

I fire a laser barrage at the present.

It melts a layer, revealing a layer of brick-flavored pudding underneath! 23/30...

Quote from pionoplayer

bit detector built,
A new bit is found every time someone posts, but still needs to be recovered.
while we're at it, I use my reading powers to conteract the white text glitch in the last update check. 9/100

Quote from Droideka30

Subspace Gunship: 15/25
I make a present auto-unwrapper to take a couple layers off the present!

It unwraps the pudding, then breaks! Underneath is a layer of melted brick-flavored ice cream.
24/30...

Quote from Endermanvscreeper12

I research more about Virtual Reality:10%

Quote from pionoplayer

bit recovery bots, recover every bit detected by the bit detector.

Quote from Rootedsage

My army of SCV's attack.

Quote from Crusher48

I build a computercraft turtle, then use another wireless computer to remote control it. if the present is not open, i use it to help unwrap it. if it is open, I send it in to dismantle the house.

It digs away the ice cream to find an ordinary blue wrapping layer!
25/30...

Quote from Brucaboy

I tell pianoplayer that his post is a bit OP.
Then i open ANOTHER layer, and actually search the house for something. if i find the bits, i do an indianajones manuver to switchh some rocks with the bits (incase of pressure plates OFC) then I RUN FOR MY LIFE incase an SCP is after me.
Well, i have wings. go play one of vechs maps (that last statement was directed at whoever attacks me)



Guys, use trebuchet MS, i cant save all of you!

And yes, It WAS anti-GODMODDER integrity, And even then, the server mods/admins wouldnt have been affected, as they ARE players.

I will admit I worded it wrong. I should have said "NPC integrity". I will change it now. You rip off the blue wrapping, and find a wrapping with a black-and-green diamond pattern! 26/30...

Quote from Crusher48

I call in a swarm of enderman. the enderman fight each other over who gets to pick up the present, and several layers of present fall off in the scuffle. I then use endermancy to force them to break off and retreat to the end before the glitch affects them.
PS: only anti-godmodder integrity was affected. nothing effects anti-glitch unit integrity.

Only one layer falls off! You find an entirely black layer underneath... 27/30...

Quote from Talist

I pull the little tab on the present that says "pull to open a layer".

Someone pulls off the black wrapping to find white wrapping! 28/30...

Quote from Crusher48

WTF? I read a news report in real life about a possible Missingno sighting. If we do not stop the glitch, it will enter the real world!
Real world integrity: 95%

In a last ditch operation, i infect the server with a virus that is controlled by me and stalls the glitch until it is destroyed by fixing corruption.
Anti-glitch virus integrity: 100% (not an entity, so unaffected by entity integrity).

The glitch absorbs the virus and gains integrity of its own!

Quote from pionoplayer

My bots go into a swarm and begin picking up many many bits.
Doomsday, who is not of this reality, called form another universe entirely, is immune to the glitch.
His doom aura stops the glitch, the bit of world the glitch is centered in is being destroyed entirely, bringing the glitch with it.
glitched zone integrity: 80%
glitch reality link integrity: 100%
glitch health: 100%
zone integrity drops 20% every time Doomsday powers his aura.
after it is gone, reality link drops by 10%
than glitch hp drops by 5% every attack.
Others can help, but it won't be very efficient as doomsday is very powerful. Doomsday is not occupied by this and can easily fend off attacks of any kind.

You know what the best part about this attack is? Since it involves Doomsday, it technically isn't part of this reality either, the glitch can do nothing to affect any post I have that mentions Doomsday, as Doomsday cannot be affected by the glitch.

You should put your posts in trebuchet MS...

GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 85%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
NPC integrity: GONE%
Environment integrity: 20%
Game engine integrity: 50%
Code integrity: 15%
Overall playability: 22%
Glitch integrity: unknown


Things start happening fast! The secret lair starts by sending missiles out to get Sylveon, who survives barely! The Vlotsmobile fires its quint-shot railguns at Talist, thundercam, flamerboy, Frog, and Jillybean, reducing them to 1 health! The godmodder casts the UBER-KILL spell over EVERYONE NOT INJURED, dealing 10000 damage to the targets... although they survive with 1-hit kill survivor!

The environment starts failing faster! Water begins to come out of nowhere and flood up into the mountains! Squid spawning is rampant, due to the continuing code failure!

The hexahedron ship, still finding hexahedrons even as an enemy, finds the last one... in a random pit of mud. In a place where there is a lot of mud. Search each pit(they need to be searched individually) in order to find it!

Shrine: 47000/100000(anti-player)

Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+50000/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-player)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)

Bits found: 53/64

Hostile environment and code failure: 70% attack block and 55% attack backfire

Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-player)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)

Present with white wrapping(needs unwrapping)(contains 10 bits)

Evil Secret Lair: 7000/7000(anti-player)

Godmodder HP: 8/80(anti-player)(mostly immobilized by glitch)

Mud pits:
Pit 1(needs searching)
Pit 2(needs searching)
Pit 3(needs searching)
Pit 4(needs searching)
Pit 5(needs searching)
Pit 6(needs searching)
Pit 7(needs searching)
Pit 8(needs searching)
Pit 9(needs searching)
Pit 10(needs searching)
Pit 11(needs searching)
Pit 12(needs searching)
Pit 13(needs searching)
Pit 14(needs searching)
Pit 15(needs searching)

Player list:
Sylveon:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Brucaboy:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)(damage halved)
Droideka:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Snorkydo:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Madscientist: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Rhozy: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Jillybean:1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Frog81: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Flamerboy: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Thundercam: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Talist: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bioshock: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)

The last bits are in the present and one of the mud pits... Find them.

"Hurry it up or we're all gonna die!"

I pull out a napalm-soaked chainsaw and start cutting open the present, hoping to get rid of the wrapping.

I rip off another layer of the present, while congratulating myself on safely retrieving the bits from the house.

I get on my computer and start trying to remove the glitch, even if it is only temporary safety for my allies.

I somehow see the white text on progress. I rip off a layer if there is any left. if there is not, i search pit 7.

I rip off a layer and remind everyone to use Trebuchet MS.

It seems non-Trebuchet MS fonts can survive the glitch if mixed in with other fonts...

I chainsaw off another present layer before searching mud pit 4.