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I mutate wolverine claws along with hyper speed, and use those to shred the present.
I also tell TT2000 how to highlight and reveal white text.

ATTENTION! I AM GOING AWAY ON VACATION FOR THE NEXT 8 DAYS. I WILL, I REPEAT, I WILL HAVE WI FI, BUT I HAVE TO POST ON MY iPAD, WHICH DOES NOT SUPPORT TREBUCHET MS. THEREFORE, I CANNOT POST IN TREBUCHET MS. PLEASE DON'T WHITE OUT MY TEXT, I CAN'T CHANG MY FONT.

Anyway, I help Snorkydo! 5/6

6/6
Okay, done. Now what to do... Oh yeah, seemingly normal house!
I push a bunch of grunt cannon fodder into the house to go get the cube bits.

7/100
I send in some mist elementals to the house, they are insubstantial and invisible, they come out and tell us what was inside.

8/100
Oh look! A pageclaim appeared and hit the house!

Quote from TT2000

Your lair is turned to anti-player instantly!

So, the lair I built for me is now a death machine after me? O.o I HATE my life.......



I begin work on an anti anti-player gun. 2/25

Wait.... I know you were going to turn it white, but you aren't even going to let me perform the attack? Darn. Anyway, I channel the powers of the dimensional monster with the Shrine, and have it try to attack the glitch with it's dimensional powers

8/100
Aimed at Frog's
I can read the white text actually. And so, using my powers of reading abilities, the glitch can no longer glitch out text to remove attacks.

Quote from nebzilla7

I offer the Godmodder a potion of health II to heal 10 hp


that is trapped

Quote from pionoplayer

3/100
guys, help me charge this, it'll make all our lives much easier, I know what I want to break with it, and trust me, if the godmodder knows it won't work, so I can't tell you
(fortunately the godmodder can't see me charging this, or anyone else who helps charge it)

Quote from TwinBuilder

Do you even know what you're doing?

I help cut open the present with my patented Knife.

Also, I inspect the house further...

You rip off the polka-dotted wrapping to find blue and white striped wrapping! You find nothing out of the ordinary. 9/30...

Quote from Crusher48

I repair the voltzmobile so it can survive a glitch blast, then send in some D-class personel to acquire the bits in the house, on the suspicion that it is an SCP.

You can not repair the voltsmobile while it is in manual mode! The D-class botch it up horribly and die due to several oven accidents. Nothing out of the ordinary happened, the D-class were just dumb. You're going to have to send in a player...

Quote from Talist

Of corse it wouldn't be that easy to open the present...
I pour a vial of acid on the present.

Also, it seems that the glitch has infected my test editor because it is switching back to Arial whenever auto-correct fixes something. It also keeps jumping backwards in my text.

The acid melts off the striped layer, and you find a lime green layer underneath! The present is starting to get smaller from the unwrappings...

Quote from TwinBuilder

I open the present some more! Also, I get a stack of healing potions ready so if someone is hurt, they can be healed.

You rip off the lime green to find hazel wrapping underneath! 11/30...

Quote from Droideka30

Subspace Gunship: 14/25
I use a ruler to measure the present and calculate how many layers of wrapping paper there are.

The ruler randomly breaks!

Quote from pionoplayer

4/100 on ability breaker
guys...
help me out here!
help me charge this thing!

Quote from Snorkydo

10/10
DONE! THERE! PLAYER INVINCIBILITY RESTORED!
With my restored invincibility, I begin tearing through the rest of the present layers.
(help me charge this!)
0/6

Weren't you trying to restore player invincibility? You may need to re-instate that post...

Quote from Sylveon

I tear off a layer from the present.

Quote from Alosson

[State Whatever this coding comes from]
type = LifeSet
triggerall = enemy,name= "Godmodder"
value = 0

Quote from Snorkydo

2/6 (Sylveon helped by ripping off a layer, each thing counts as a layer.)

Quote from Sylveon

I tear off another layer.

Quote from pionoplayer

hm...
5/100
snork, I'll help you charge things but only if you help me charge this, I'll just say this: It will let us hit him again and again.

Quote from Snorkydo

4/6
6/100
:3

Quote from Crusher48

I mutate wolverine claws along with hyper speed, and use those to shred the present.
I also tell TT2000 how to highlight and reveal white text.

The glitch absorbs your words as you shout them! Your claws break after tearing off the hazel layer, and you find a midnight blue layer underneath! 12/30...

Quote from TwinBuilder

ATTENTION! I AM GOING AWAY ON VACATION FOR THE NEXT 8 DAYS. I WILL, I REPEAT, I WILL HAVE WI FI, BUT I HAVE TO POST ON MY iPAD, WHICH DOES NOT SUPPORT TREBUCHET MS. THEREFORE, I CANNOT POST IN TREBUCHET MS. PLEASE DON'T WHITE OUT MY TEXT, I CAN'T CHANG MY FONT.

Anyway, I help Snorkydo! 5/6

Okay, I will try to remember not to white out your font. NOTE: To the rest of you, this is not a license to lie about going away and say that I can't white out your text anymore!

Quote from Snorkydo

6/6
Okay, done. Now what to do... Oh yeah, seemingly normal house!
I push a bunch of grunt cannon fodder into the house to go get the cube bits.

Quote from pionoplayer

7/100
I send in some mist elementals to the house, they are insubstantial and invisible, they come out and tell us what was inside.

Quote from Snorkydo

8/100
Oh look! A pageclaim appeared and hit the house!

Quote from ThunderCam777

So, the lair I built for me is now a death machine after me? O.o I HATE my life.......



I begin work on an anti anti-player gun. 2/25

The lair will go back to normal once the glitch is fixed.

Quote from Frog81

Wait.... I know you were going to turn it white, but you aren't even going to let me perform the attack? Darn. Anyway, I channel the powers of the dimensional monster with the Shrine, and have it try to attack the glitch with it's dimensional powers

Quote from pionoplayer

8/100
Aimed at Frog's
I can read the white text actually. And so, using my powers of reading abilities, the glitch can no longer glitch out text to remove attacks.

GLITCH STATUS
Godmodder existence integrity: 86%
Player invincibility integrity: GONE%
Anti-godmodder NPC integrity: GONE%
Environment integrity: 25%
Game engine integrity: 53%
Code integrity: 20%
Overall playability: 25%
Glitch integrity: unknown

Suddenly, ALL the things on the battlefield freeze... and, with the anti-godmodder integrity COMPLETELY gone, EVERYTHING turns anti-player. The godmodder, the shrine, the voltsmobile(it glitched out of manual mode), even the server admin! The mountains blocking attacks get larger, and the code continues to mess up, and it doesn't seem to be affecting anti-player entities... however, it is going much faster now! You may want to stop dawdling and GET THE REST OF THE BITS!!!

Shrine: 47000/100000(neutral)

Voltzmobile: 100000/100000+OFFLINE/50000 shields(3/4 shield blocker)(+10000 shields/turn)(+5000 health/turn)(anti-player)(armored, -5000 damage taken each post)

Bits found: 50/64

Hostile environment and code failure: 60% attack block and 40% attack backfire

Hexahedron-finding ship: 50000/50000(anti-player)(scanning, will find 10 new pieces once space is cleared)

Present with blue and yellow polka-dots wrapping(needs unwrapping)(contains 10 bits)

House that needs to be destroyed to get 3 bits(possibly dangerous)(could worsen the situation if everything is not found out about it beforehand)(disabled electronics)

Evil Secret Lair: 7000/7000(anti-player)

Godmodder HP: 8/80(anti-player)(mostly immobilized by glitch)

Player list:
Sylveon:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Brucaboy:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)(damage halved)
Droideka:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Snorkydo:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Twinbuilder:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Sigmatw:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bluejay:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Crusher:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Madscientist:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Rhozy: 1/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Jillybean:100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Frog81: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Flamerboy: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Thundercam: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Talist: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)
Bioshock: 100/100(one-hit kill survivor)

I attempt to retrieve the 3 bits by entering it and then firing a FALCON KAHAMEHAME HAAAA-DOUKEN at anything that tries to attack me.

I quickly tear off the rest of the paper and prepare more Splash Potions of Healing in case of emergencies.

Also, I prepare a huge laser beam at all of the summoned entities, as they are now anti player.

Lastly, guys, remember to POST IN TREBUCHET MS!!! (I know, it's ironic since I'm the one who's not able to, but still.)

I set off my ultimate failsafe EMP device (it has so much failsafe that the only way it could be negated is if the glitch negated electricity itself, in which case the voltzmobile would still shut down), then begin to rip up the present.

I set the present on fire to burn away some layers.

I summon a fire elemental to burn away a layer or two of the present, then go into the "ordinary" house, attempting to locate where in the house the bits are.
(of course, /effect Brucaboy 11 100000 5 before i go in ) (incase you dont know, thats resistance 5, which is INVINCIBILITY, for a very long time)
(/effect @r 7 1 4 is 15 hearts of damage to a random person)
And I might as well heal rhozy. Whatever. Dont like dead people.
6/15 on the respawn point.

And Here is some text to white out, just trying to be a troll and prevent laziness
I need to chill out. time to slay a bunchie.

Quote from TwinBuilder

I quickly tear off the rest of the paper and prepare more Splash Potions of Healing in case of emergencies.

Also, I prepare a huge laser beam at all of the summoned entities, as they are now anti player.

Lastly, guys, remember to POST IN TREBUCHET MS!!! (I know, it's ironic since I'm the one who's not able to, but still.)

Dont worry dude, i gotcha covered. (if im allowed to quote people and trebuchet-MS-ify their posts)

WTF? the godmodder is still pro-himself because he has 86% integrity.
I make a deal with the godmodder: if he helps us defeat the glitch, i will heal him for 10 HPs.
I then use a potion of fire resistance and tear off another layer of present.

DIE PRESENT!
​I use my forehead to break open the present.

I use a katana on the present, then fire a railgun at whoever made the glitch.

Quote from Crusher48

WTF? the godmodder is still pro-himself because he has 86% integrity.
I make a deal with the godmodder: if he helps us defeat the glitch, i will heal him for 10 HPs.
I then use a potion of fire resistance and tear off another layer of present.

DO NOT DO IT! WE CAN DEFEAT THE GLITCH! CAST THE WORDS INTO THE FIRE! ISIIILDUUUUUR! Err.... CRUSHUUUUUUUUUURRR!

I now resort to using my elbow to destroy the present.

I hack the code and change all posts to Trebuchet MS, then cut the wrapping off with a lightsaber.