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I summon everyone from China and surround the godmodder's house while he's in and some chinese blocked secret escapes so he can't escape. The windows and doors are also blocked. They are so many they stack up to the roof, and the whole house is not spottable minus for the chinese surrounding it.

Quote from Kinkaz

I summon everyone from China and surround the godmodder's house while he's in and some chinese blocked secret escapes so he can't escape. The windows and doors are also blocked. They are so many they stack up to the roof, and the whole house is not spottable minus for the chinese surrounding it.

(I find that racist considering I am Chinese.)

The creepy dummy notices the other dummy.

"NO!"

He eats it.

I give the Heavy a Bonk! and there's videos of Heavy + Bonk! = Very bad outcome.

I get out of jail after sueing the police for not giving me a fair trial, and I throw the godmodder out of his room, and replace his computer with a 1970s one, so that he lags so hard, he can hardly do anything.

(Ignore, accidently quoted instead of editing.)

I bribe Pootis with an infinite supply of it's favorite things and get every Freak from Freak Fortress 2 and have then have them kill them all. They have earmuffs and see the godmoder as their worst enemy and every other freak as an ally.

Quote from Epicositys

I bribe Pootis with an infinite supply of it's favorite things and get every Freak from Freak Fortress 2 and have then have them kill them all. They have earmuffs and see the godmoder as their worst enemy and every other freak as an ally.

I drive the freaks away, because:

"He'll just convert them on his side, one way or another."

I take a photo of the Godmodder.

Quote from KaBling

I drive the freaks away, because:

"He'll just convert them on his side, one way or another."

I take a photo of the Godmodder.

No, dont drive them away. I know their weaknesses.

Quote from engie_ninja

No, dont drive them away. I know their weaknesses.

So does he, making them useless either way. Besides, he could just cover the weaknesses up. Actually, some of them don't even have weaknesses.

Quote from Piemancer

but if he has a concussion then he cant god mod in any game since he is in the hospital or dead
ergo all attacks will hurt him!

He uses a LOT of aspirin.

Quote from engie_ninja

I point out my Level 4 Dispenser to distract the Pootis, then I ram a giant Charge N Targe in the wormhole.

Wormhole? What wormhole? The pirate portal isn't a wormhole, it's an infinite pirate spawning portal.

Quote from MinecraftvsCreepers

I summon a capslock button that wont come un-stuck! Now he can only talk in CAPS meaning that he can no longer code >

The godmodder has plenty of backup keyboards.

Quote from Hockeymikey

I go to the godmodder's house and talk to his mom about his laziness. His mom goes down stairs and chews him out and tells him to go clean his very messy room. This keeps him distracted for the next 6 posts.

You don't even know where his house is! And he has a very clean room.

Quote from Kinkaz

I summon everyone from China and surround the godmodder's house while he's in and some chinese blocked secret escapes so he can't escape. The windows and doors are also blocked. They are so many they stack up to the roof, and the whole house is not spottable minus for the chinese surrounding it.

The godmodder is too awesome to build a house in this game.

Quote from Adrenaline Rush

POOTIS is on our side. why? because i am a friend of his medic. hurr.

2 dmg now.

The godmodder makes the pootis cast LOGICLESS on you. You are friends with the medic, but you aren't.

Quote from KaBling

(I find that racist considering I am Chinese.)

The creepy dummy notices the other dummy.

"NO!"

He eats it.

I give the Heavy a Bonk! and there's videos of Heavy + Bonk! = Very bad outcome.

Other creepy dummy eaten, 5000 damage to pootis.

Quote from NoEndInSight

I get out of jail after sueing the police for not giving me a fair trial, and I throw the godmodder out of his room, and replace his computer with a 1970s one, so that he lags so hard, he can hardly do anything.

The godmodder has an infinite supply of computers, you only replaced one!

Quote from Epicositys

I bribe Pootis with an infinite supply of it's favorite things and get every Freak from Freak Fortress 2 and have then have them kill them all. They have earmuffs and see the godmoder as their worst enemy and every other freak as an ally.

It might
have not gone horribly wrong, but...

Quote from KaBling

I drive the freaks away, because:

"He'll just convert them on his side, one way or another."

I take a photo of the Godmodder.

Good logic, the godmodder poses while you take it.

Quote from engie_ninja

No, dont drive them away. I know their weaknesses.

But...

Quote from KaBling

So does he, making them useless either way. Besides, he could just cover the weaknesses up. Actually, some of them don't even have weaknesses.

Indeed.

The godmodder shoots and kills all of the remaining endermen. The pootis stops a random attacker next turn, and the pirate ships start shooting down the barricading of the infinite pirate portal(-20% barricading), while it spawns 10 more ships.

Large Creepy dummy(with "godmodder's friend" on it's shirt): 15/15

Infinite pirate portal: 60% barricaded(must be barricaded by an attacker)

Pirate ships: 500/500x19

Pootis: 44000/50000

Godmodder HP: 59/100

wow.

Nothing happened the ENTIRE last turn?

nvm sorry

I mail the photo to the godmodder.

Creepy dummy dances so hard with Poots that he makes Pootis break his limbs.

"Sowy."

I summon a giant gummy bear wrestler. Guess what his name is?

...

Brutus.

I give the godmodder a link to a shock website that he never heard of, and the website is extremely disturbing.

I summon the eleventh doctor to assist in destroying the godmodder. Then I create an interdimensional transmogriphicatical combobulatron. It will activate when I next post.

I do a random dance, wasting the godmodder's time as he awkwardly stares at me.

Creepy dummy attempts to heal Pootis by giving him a week old Sandvich.

I give the godmodder a prank, i hide in his christmas gift and shoot him with an RPG. Another Prank to get evil self-destructing robots to carol in front of his house, and another prank to change his Wallpaper to Trollface, and another to make him a sandwich, which is a nuclear bomb.
And Another Prank to give all my pranks these buffs
1) Un-beatable
2) Un-blockable
3) Un-reflectable
4) Un- dodgable
5) Godmodder Immunity

I make a time machine back when godmodder was born and I killed him.

ENDGAME

I give the godmodder p**n to distract him...


my machine did something, you don't know what it did, but it did it.