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Quote from MinecraftvsCreepers

I summon a tomato monster who happens to be rotting >


He swings his tomato arms at the remaining terror

I assume you mean terror engie? 4000 damage, but remember that s/he is on your side!

Quote from ErasmoGnome

Yeah, I forgot to change that when I was editing the picture... Oh well.

Quote from engie_ninja

Hyper-Epic Terror Giygas Engie_Ninjas defences became unstable!

Duplicates of me appear, me and the duplicates wildly moving through the air. In the meantime, I telekinetically ram the pirate ships into one another, using the remain scrap metal to...

Craft a hat?

(New item obtained - Teddy Roosevelt)

It isnt a hat, but for gods sakes, who doesnt want a teddy bear with an engineering hat on it?

The duplication deals 1000 damage to you, duplicates created, 10 pirate ships destroyed.

Quote from OpelSpeedster

I tell that my colony is alterady maxed up with maximum Spice production, fully turreted, moderately happy city, and the respective planet has 3 of these colonies. Not to mention it has a Spice Storage structure that increases Spice storaging to maximum capability, 30 spice. Therefore, the Godmodder cannot make anything better than that because there is no colony method better than the one I made((Well, it's not actually true. You can make a more-spice producting colony, but that's gonna cost the happiness meter which will make your colonies vulnerable to uprisings.))

The godmodder realizes he forgot something, a little clause in the fine print of the contract(the contract is one of those magic ones that kills anyone who breaks the deal) that prevents the pirates from leaving his side. However, all of the continual purple spice godmodding annoyed the godmodder, dealing 1 damage.

Quote from Tjokm12345

I Take All The Wooden Planks I Have And Barricade The Portal.

+20% portal barricading.

Quote from astrotrap

I cover the portal with bedrock.

I pickpocketed it from an admin, if you're wondering.

+20% portal barricading.

Quote from Adrenaline Rush

give you a sir hootsalot for that teedy roosevelt

anyway i was kidding

my creepy copy hugs the godmodder so hard he can't breathe, gives me a moment to attack

then i proceed to kick the godmodder in the face.

Your copy is removed from the game, it dissapeared after the falling angel attack.

Quote from NoEndInSight

I rage at the godmodder, using a microphone to spam this:

*godmodder goes into option**godmodder clicks "mic chat off"*

The godmodder launches a finisher at the weakened engie ninja, killing him/her. The duplicates dissapear quickly afterwards. Then, the pirate ships shoot and kill Kabling. The pirate portal spawns 5 more ships.

Large Creepy dummy(with "godmodder's friend" on it's shirt): 15/15

Infinite pirate portal: 60% barricaded(must be barricaded by an attacker)

Pirate ships: 500/500x16

Godmodder HP: 64/100

I get the godmodder in his computer and then suddenly after I put him the computer screen turns into a seizure-inducing screen.

I fall over, the chain of prefixes disintegrating along with the Giygas appearence. Slightly battered, I get up, eat a burrito, then rocket upwards, exploding in light. After a while, I fall back down, nuking the land. I then get up from the nuke crater, pointing a modified shotgun off in the distance. A beam of light dashes over to me, placing a toolbox in my hands, which I then use to deploy a Level 4 Dispenser. It dispenses Uber Coke, which I drink quickly. I glow pure white (different to the light), laughing evilly while firing said modified shotgun at insane speed, constantly blasting bolts into the pirate ships above me.

i kick the godmodder. no games, no gimmics, no powerups, no chuck norris, just a kick.

The creepy dummy stares at the Godmodder.

"Hi!"

Then the creepy dummy dances.

I use quick-revive, and I get the remover tool from Garry's mod and shoot it at the ships.

I summon a hundred thousand nigh-indestructible, incorruptible Enderwarriors, and through time travel, the godmodder has killed each and every one of their fathers, so they all have a personal grievance against him and will fight against him to the death.

They are all heavily armed and armored and are teleporting into battle and attacking the godmodder with mighty (Ender) weapons and the greatest of (Ender) majyyks. (Fun fact: Only Endermen can wield or absorb Ender majyyks. Even then, it takes centuries of training. Have fun!)

I poke the godmodder.

I still have the giant tomato monster. He jumps in front of the portal to barricade it off for as long as he possibly can.

Quote from Kinkaz

I get the godmodder in his computer and then suddenly after I put him the computer screen turns into a seizure-inducing screen.

The godmodder is not prone to seizures.

Quote from engie_ninja

I fall over, the chain of prefixes disintegrating along with the Giygas appearence. Slightly battered, I get up, eat a burrito, then rocket upwards, exploding in light. After a while, I fall back down, nuking the land. I then get up from the nuke crater, pointing a modified shotgun off in the distance. A beam of light dashes over to me, placing a toolbox in my hands, which I then use to deploy a Level 4 Dispenser. It dispenses Uber Coke, which I drink quickly. I glow pure white (different to the light), laughing evilly while firing said modified shotgun at insane speed, constantly blasting bolts into the pirate ships above me.

Pirate ships destroyed!

Quote from mariostar7

i kick the godmodder. no games, no gimmics, no powerups, no chuck norris, just a kick.

Does nothing.

Quote from KaBling

The creepy dummy stares at the Godmodder.

"Hi!"

Then the creepy dummy dances.

I use quick-revive, and I get the remover tool from Garry's mod and shoot it at the ships.

The creepy dummy dances, you do not have access to mods on this server.

Quote from Adrenaline Rush

NOTHING CAN BEAT THE POWER OF POOTIS NOT EVEN THE GODMODDER, BATMAN OR CHUCK NORRIS AND BRUCE LEE.


it deals 2 dmg

The godmodder bribes the pootis with it's favorite food(I don't know what it is, but it must have one) and gets it on his side.

Quote from astrotrap

I summon a hundred thousand nigh-indestructible, incorruptible Enderwarriors, and through time travel, the godmodder has killed each and every one of their fathers, so they all have a personal grievance against him and will fight against him to the death.

They are all heavily armed and armored and are teleporting into battle and attacking the godmodder with mighty (Ender) weapons and the greatest of (Ender) majyyks. (Fun fact: Only Endermen can wield or absorb Ender majyyks. Even then, it takes centuries of training. Have fun!)

Enderman added!

Quote from KaBling

I poke the godmodder.

5 damage!

Quote from MinecraftvsCreepers

I still have the giant tomato monster. He jumps in front of the portal to barricade it off for as long as he possibly can.

Tomato monster splits into hundreds of tomatoes, which fall on top of the rest of the barricading and give it +20% barricading.

The pirate portal spawns 7 ships, but the enderman destroy 5 pirate ships, just as a warning to the godmodder of their strength. But then, the godmodder pours water on them, killing 20. The pootis does whatever pootis's do to the endermen, killing 10. And the pirate ships shoot and kill 5 more.

Large Creepy dummy(with "godmodder's friend" on it's shirt): 15/15

Infinite pirate portal: 80% barricaded(must be barricaded by an attacker)

Pirate ships: 500/500x2

Pootis: 50000/50000

Endermen: 1000/1000x65

Godmodder HP: 59/100

I let out a very gigantic flame hotter than the sun, hoping he'll burn up.

I go to the godmodder's house, and I slam his face into the keyboard. 10 times.

If you ask how I did it, he didn't hide behind 7 proxies, his IP was out in the open.

I invite the godmodder to a tea party (what he doesn't know, is that he isn't allowed to have more than two refills of tea)
Also, there's a bottomless cookie jar, like seriously, there's a portal into hammerspace in there, and this particular section of hammerspace is just cookies.

I summon a dummy with a shirt saying "godmodders friends friend" and make him strand next to the other dummy.

Quote from Oshabuilder

I let out a very gigantic flame hotter than the sun, hoping he'll burn up.

He has a LOT of sunscreen on.

Quote from Adrenaline Rush

the pootis isn't a thing, but it is, it doesn't have a favorite food, but it does.

there is no bribing pootis, pootis is doing what he doesn't want to do, he will break out soon, and will punch the godmodder in the face for it, with power of sandvich and medic, nothing can defeat him, and is not normal sandvich, only pootis has it, none can take it, the same with the medic.

now. *BOOM*

deals 2 dmg.

The pootis is on your side, but it isn't.

Quote from NoEndInSight

I go to the godmodder's house, and I slam his face into the keyboard. 10 times.

If you ask how I did it, he didn't hide behind 7 proxies, his IP was out in the open.

Affecting him in real life wouldn't harm his in-server persona. Besides the police arrest you and put you in jail immediately after.

Quote from jamsm

I invite the godmodder to a tea party (what he doesn't know, is that he isn't allowed to have more than two refills of tea)
Also, there's a bottomless cookie jar, like seriously, there's a portal into hammerspace in there, and this particular section of hammerspace is just cookies.

Hooray! A tea party! Wait...ONLY 2 REFILLS!!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from MinecraftvsCreepers

I summon a dummy with a shirt saying "godmodders friends friend" and make him strand next to the other dummy.

Second creepy dummy added.

The pirate portal spawns 7 more ships, and the other 2 shoot and kill 3 endermen. The pootis and godmodder team and do a combo attack, killing 50 more.The remaining endermen attack the pootis for 1000 damage.

Large Creepy dummy(with "godmodder's friend" on it's shirt): 15/15

Infinite pirate portal: 80% barricaded(must be barricaded by an attacker)

Pirate ships: 500/500x9

Pootis: 49000/50000

Endermen: 1000/1000x12

Godmodder HP: 59/100

Quote from TT2000

Affecting him in real life wouldn't harm his in-server persona. Besides the police arrest you and put you in jail immediately after.

but if he has a concussion then he cant god mod in any game since he is in the hospital or dead
ergo all attacks will hurt him!

I point out my Level 4 Dispenser to distract the Pootis, then I ram a giant Charge N Targe in the wormhole.

I summon a capslock button that wont come un-stuck! Now he can only talk in CAPS meaning that he can no longer code >