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You REALLY think that will work? I use a time machine to stab you to death a millisecond before you decide to do that, then set you on fire and throw you at the terror wither.
You REALLY think that will work? I use a time machine to stab you to death a millisecond before you decide to do that, then set you on fire and throw you at the terror ghast.
Since when was there a terror ghast?
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I use a time machine to stop you from stabbing me, creating a paradox which I use to attack the godmodder.
Since when was there a terror ghast?
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I use a time machine to stop you from stabbing me, creating a paradox which I use to attack the godmodder.
Derp. I meant the terror wither. Not terror ghast. That was an entity from a long time ago that was killed I believe... anyway, don't try to use paradoxes (He actually had a summon BASED off paradoxes before). I decide to go for something more simple and blast the terror wither with a blaster in my pocket.
I shoot a laser at the godmodder, yelling, "PEW PEW PEW BIACH!"
Then I use my pageclaim to attack the terror enderdragon.
You know that really the only way to hurt the godmodder is massive charged attacks and defeating his most powerful entities (Such as the super boss)? And hellkite dragons I guess, but those took like a million tries, by the time they worked they were effectively a charged summon. Besides, you have to be specific. What kind of laser is it? The death star? A blaster? A tiny laser pointer? Anyway, I use a LARGE and POWERFUL laser gun to attack the terror wither
Frog and Theenderkid reached spam levels of posting, so they are not quoted. because of this, all of the progress made in charging(except the charging done by other people) will not count.
I go back through the portal to the halo universe, and bring back the covenant. I tell the covenant that the godmodder said that the great journey is a lie and that the Didact sucks. They then get ticked off and shoot at him. They also engage the evil spartan squad.
Levels in effect: 1/20: The sky starts turning an omnimous shade of Purple, and several blackish clouds start forming, and start to orbit the area everyone is in. 2/20: The clouds start moving Faster, and black-coloured lightning can be seen randomly coming down in areas outside of where the clouds are orbiting, meaning that leaving said designated area will probably result in getting electrocuted. 3/20: The Lightning outside where the clouds are stops, but the clouds are now moving at almost Lightspeed and they are projecting deadly black lightning downwards, preventing ANYTHING from exiting the area they're orbiting.
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Levels in effect: 1/20: The sky starts turning an omnimous shade of Purple, and several blackish clouds start forming, and start to orbit the area everyone is in. 2/20: The clouds start moving Faster, and black-coloured lightning can be seen randomly coming down in areas outside of where the clouds are orbiting, meaning that leaving said designated area will probably result in getting electrocuted. 3/20: The Lightning outside where the clouds are stops, but the clouds are now moving at almost Lightspeed and they are projecting deadly black lightning downwards, preventing ANYTHING from exiting the area they're orbiting. 4/20: Ok now whatever is being summoned here is getting serious. the clouds starts moving a bit over Lightspeed, effectively creating a circular feild of lightning around the battle area, preventing even a starship going at hyperspeed from getting through. also, a large, evil-looking purple cloud forms in the middle of the smaller ones, effectively sealing any exit/entrance from above. if you try to pass through the large cloud, you would be encased in a feild of unbreakable electrical energy that cannot be absorbed in any way, that wears off in two TT2000 posts (Counting the one where it takes effect), although that would cause you to plummet all the way to the ground, dealing damage to entities if they were trapped in there.
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to Prove my point about the electrical feild thing, I use a tazer built into my arm cannon to stun Minor, and then I attach a Jetpack to his back, cover the off switch in a way so he can't reach it, and turn the jetpack on, sending him into the Large Cloud.
I cut off Minor's other hand and put him into a void ship then put him into the void until he agrees to come back to the side of good. If you don't know, ---> http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Void
6000 damage to Minor! The godmodder summons him back out!
BTW: Frog, I'm not using Star Wars physics. In fact, the clouds at light speed breaks a law of nature that we haven't found a way around yet. I have no clue what that would cause, but I think part of it would be a sonic boom if the clouds are traveling through an atmosphere.
Me: "Hey, someone is performing a dark ritual, can you go power it up?"
Death: "That would be one soul please."
Me: "Does it have to be mine? Or can I be anybodys?"
Death: "It must be from a member of the westboro baptist church."
Me: "I have a collection of those souls."
I give him one and he powers up TherenderKid's ritual.
I shoot the godmodder with flaming arrows. These arrows are forged with the flames of the Nether realm, so they are Un-Dodgable, Un-Reflectable, Un-Protectable, Un-Deflectable, and Un-Blockable!
The godmodder calls in a nuke on them, as they are not in-destructible!
POINT OF ORDER:
Is the spartan army pro- or anti-godmodder? It should have a label after its stats!
To help create a mood for this, I set up note blocks to play this song:
And each key on the piano activates part of a dark summoning ritual to help you along.
I begin to charge a Death Star Turbolaser Ultra-Blast! Focused by super-precise lenses for maximum efficiency, and using trillions of watts of power, this will be about 10 times as powerful as a normal blast...
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Ultra laser blast: 3/10
Of course you can help charge it. As for the target, I'm not quite sure yet. Interesting things might happen if I aim it at planet Explodium... The only question being how to focus the enormous blast onto the Godmodder. I'll figure that out later.
This looks like a double post, but I know its not.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Arthur C. Clarke
And now, after 6 posts of pre-building, I release the stats of the AXIS-Mech to the public! (AXIS = Awesome xylophonic integrated system)
I'll give the abilities and characteristics of the mech for now, but I don't know how much damage it should deal or health it should have. AXIS
Buff: Pure Technology: All magic based actions targeted at the mech (both good and bad) are 10% less effective. On the other hand, all technology based actions are 10% more effective.
Now of corse, it wouldn't be complex without some kind of system. Power System
The mech has the ability to divert power to its different parts. The more power a part has the more powerful it becomes. Power can be transferred at a rate of 20TJ per post. Transferring power does not prevent the mech from making an attack.
Parts list
Main Body
Contains 100TJ of power
Needs at least 10TJ of power to run
The more power it has the less damage the mech takes.
Left Gun
Needs at least 5TJ to run
When active, It fires every turn, dealing more damage the more power it has.
Right Gun
The exact same as the left gun
Shield Generator
Needs at least 5TJ to run
For every 5TJ it has, it generates 150 shield points.
It stores up to 15,000 shielding
Mortar
Requires at least 15TJ to run
With minimum power, it fires every fifth attack, dealing massive damage.
At 30TJ it fires every fourth attack instead.
At 45TJ it fires every third attack.
At 65TJ it fires every second attack.
And finally at 80TJ it fires every attack.
Targeting system
Requires at least 1TJ to run
For every 1TJ this part has, the mech has an extra 1% chance of getting a critical hit and dealing double damage.
At the end of each turn, the mech will fire all available weapons. Weapons can also be fired by player posts. Players using the mech's weapons count to the mortar recharging.
Feel free to suggest new parts and other stuff for this entity.
AXIS Mech: 7/35
SO...COMPLICATED... The godmodder makes a contract and forces you to sign it saying that if none of your attacks would ever damage the godmodder(not that they would anyway) then it will not be destroyed unfairly(not that it will anyway). Do you sign it?
I shoot a laser at the godmodder, yelling, "PEW PEW PEW BIACH!"
Then I use my pageclaim to attack the terror enderdragon.
7000 damage to the enderdragon!
The godmodder, enderdragon, wither, and Minor perform a SUPER COMBO on the turret army, destroying it! The spartan squad and elite squads shoot the shadow terror for 9000 damage total! The Death Star is too busy charging a beam to do anything this turn, so the elite droidekas attempt to hit the enderdragon from the ground, while the destroyer and shadow terror take to the sky to hit it from the air! Together, they deal 22080 damage!
Death Star: 315000/315000(anti-godmodder)(has 2000 health shield)(+1000 health every Frog post)
Elite Droidekas 23/30: 9000/9000 on twenty-third droideka(anti-godmodder)(all have 2000 health shield)(+10 damage each)(-100 damage from all attacks)
The Godmodder taunts you about having no words in your post, causing the attack to fail.
The godmodder pulls an AL(anti-lazor) gun out of hammerspace, and it shoots down the lazor.
The administration needs several reports from different people to do anything, so this doesn't work. And the godmodder happened to be wearing AI(anti-invisible) glasses, so he can still see you.
The godmodder says, "except that you are NOT a moderator" and causes the attack to fail.
The godmodder randomly becomes a master of the void arts, and absorbs the blood to become stronger.
His protection XXX diamond armor(that ignores EPF value) causes it to fail.
So, how well am I emulating fighting a godmodder on the forums?
Godmodder HP: 100/100
But the godmodder forgot that set of pro4 enchanted armor up to three parts faces the max possible protection in Minecraft and then realizes its making his armor lose durability... and then bugs with the /repair
Frog and Theenderkid reached spam levels of posting, so they are not quoted. because of this, all of the progress made in charging(except the charging done by other people) will not count.
I hoped this wouldn't happen, but... I give the demons my sponge, and they gladly do the ritual again.
THEN the following happens
Pinkie Pie takes a scalpel and cuts open the godmoder, then removes his iron stomach, which I then attach to AXIS as body armor.
Oblivion reaps the souls of a billion angels, turns them into corrupted energy and uses this corrupted energy to forge a scythe out of anti-matter. Being the spirit of destruction, he is immune to the anti-matter. He then attempts to decapitate a random pro-godmodder Terror.
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I remind TT2000 of the chance of poison caused by the shadow terror's missiles(You can use a random.com number to decide), and fire alll missiles currently loaded at the spartan base, followed by a dark matteer bomb being droped on the elite squad.
You REALLY think that will work? I use a time machine to stab you to death a millisecond before you decide to do that, then set you on fire and throw you at the terror wither.
Since when was there a terror ghast?
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I use a time machine to stop you from stabbing me, creating a paradox which I use to attack the godmodder.
Derp. I meant the terror wither. Not terror ghast. That was an entity from a long time ago that was killed I believe... anyway, don't try to use paradoxes (He actually had a summon BASED off paradoxes before). I decide to go for something more simple and blast the terror wither with a blaster in my pocket.
Then I use my pageclaim to attack the terror enderdragon.
You know that really the only way to hurt the godmodder is massive charged attacks and defeating his most powerful entities (Such as the super boss)? And hellkite dragons I guess, but those took like a million tries, by the time they worked they were effectively a charged summon. Besides, you have to be specific. What kind of laser is it? The death star? A blaster? A tiny laser pointer? Anyway, I use a LARGE and POWERFUL laser gun to attack the terror wither
The godmodder summons a GIANT EVIL SUICIDAL WINGED MIND-CONTROL HELMET, and put it on the squads! They now work for the godmodder!
5000 damage to Minor, 1000 to the wither!
6000 damage to both!
4000 damage!
4000 damage!
5000 damage to Minor!
6000 damage to Minor! The godmodder summons him back out!
The godmodder calls in a nuke on them, as they are not in-destructible!
The spartans are pro-godmodder!
This looks like a double post, but I know its not.
The picture was from someone who wasn't quoted, so it fails!
On what?
SO...COMPLICATED... The godmodder makes a contract and forces you to sign it saying that if none of your attacks would ever damage the godmodder(not that they would anyway) then it will not be destroyed unfairly(not that it will anyway). Do you sign it?
6000 damage to Minor, 12000 to both terrors!
7000 damage to the terror enderdragon!
6000 damage to the terror enderdragon!
10000 damage to the terror enderdragon!
7000 damage to the enderdragon!
The godmodder, enderdragon, wither, and Minor perform a SUPER COMBO on the turret army, destroying it! The spartan squad and elite squads shoot the shadow terror for 9000 damage total! The Death Star is too busy charging a beam to do anything this turn, so the elite droidekas attempt to hit the enderdragon from the ground, while the destroyer and shadow terror take to the sky to hit it from the air! Together, they deal 22080 damage!
Death Star: 315000/315000(anti-godmodder)(has 2000 health shield)(+1000 health every Frog post)
Elite Droidekas 23/30: 9000/9000 on twenty-third droideka(anti-godmodder)(all have 2000 health shield)(+10 damage each)(-100 damage from all attacks)
Destroyer: 10000 health+117000/127000 shields(full shield blocker)(anti-godmodder)
Shadow Terror: 181000/200000(anti-godmodder)
Minor: 42500/150000
Spartan squad: 1000/1000x1(multi-kill resister)
Spartan base: 40000/40000(new squad coming in 1 posts)
Terror Enderdragon: 190550/300000(bodyguard)
Terror wither: 432000/500000(bodyguard)
Elite squads: 500/500x4(multi-kill resister)
Godmodder HP: 10/80
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I hoped this wouldn't happen, but... I give the demons my sponge, and they gladly do the ritual again.
THEN the following happens
Pinkie Pie takes a scalpel and cuts open the godmoder, then removes his iron stomach, which I then attach to AXIS as body armor.
I realize that a portal gun would help make this much more effective...
Talist, I remind you that TT2000 sees through spoilers when quoting, and has a tendency to kill off the most annoying things to him first.
Oblivion reaps the souls of a billion angels, turns them into corrupted energy and uses this corrupted energy to forge a scythe out of anti-matter. Being the spirit of destruction, he is immune to the anti-matter. He then attempts to decapitate a random pro-godmodder Terror.
TT2000, you are genius.
I remind TT2000 of the chance of poison caused by the shadow terror's missiles(You can use a random.com number to decide), and fire alll missiles currently loaded at the spartan base, followed by a dark matteer bomb being droped on the elite squad.
Oblivion the Destroyer cuts the wing off of the terror Enderdgragon and uses it to slap the Terror Wither.
TT2000, you are genius.
Delta attack the godder with explosives and small arms
AC-130 FUEL: 16/50 102mm:8/20
"25 40 reloaded*
Travis Touchdown(2/10)
Also, I called Ambassador Pineapple, he would like to speak to the godmodder
Professional mincebag
Well, I'm GLaD that's over...
What? Who said that?
A HUGE EXPLOSION occurs, blocking the view of everything...
Mystery Summon: 1/10