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I summon tiny little white fluffy dogs to attack the godmodders minions!
And by little white fluffy dogs, I mean the demonic ones that my friend has.
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Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.
Cloning 5/15. I have the facility done now. Just working on actually managing to clone decent replicas of myself. I send a failed experiment that is basically a bald gorilla to attack the Mystery Gate.
I use the amulet of the endermancer to revive the enderdragon (if it is not dead, I just dominate it with ender power), then tell it to attack everything summoned by the dimensional monster.
If the Mystery Gate isn't dead soon, I don't think it ever will be dead! Thus, I use my powers of telekinesis to pick up Poketwo and slam his body into the Mystery Gate repeatedly. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... [50,000 "and over"'s later...] AND OVER!!!!!
Dr. Fate's Powers
Flying
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am notlearning to bemost definitely am
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
7/15. Did I mention that so far all my clones have been so unstable that they degrade into a pile of rotting turds after they attack? Yes....... They turn into turds. I have managed to make a large muskrat that attacks the mystery gate.
my eyes suddenly close as i drop the spoon, the spoon falls on the floor, suddenly...
???:"dead"
???:"alive"
???: its all a matter of perspective
???: heads.
???: tails.
???: do you think he is hearing us?
???: of course he is, but i expect him to turn around about 3 seconds later...
???: don't forget what he saw as a kid.
???: such time passes maybe if he was a star he could remember all of it.
???: oh such a pity.
"..." *turns around*
"what...wait...now i remember...those two, helping each other, that girl's powers...maybe i knew how to use them...wait, over there, passage to...where?...i think i should...just try..."
*tear opens*
"..."
"another dimension eh? maybe i can find another godmodder here..."
finding friendly godmodder: 1/10
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Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
8/15. I have managed to make them more stable. They now just die instead of collapsing into turds and can do a bit more damage. I unleash a bald chimpanzee at the mystery gate.
One of the time traveler's allies from another dimension does the curse for him, and he is resurrected once again. he imedialy states that he has the defensive capabilities of the godmodder due to knowing about the future and stuff, but also being as exact a troll as the godmodder.
I start to shout paradoxes to increase the dimension monster's power more, I am also having one of those troll moments cause somehow the godmodder is corrupting me but I'm still charging that summon
Zut***:5/13
trolling on that server.
The godmodder visits the time traveler. He gives the traveler a SCARY look. The traveler withers up and dies.
I use magic to fuse Poketwo's mouth shut before he can shout any of his paradoxes. I then start to pick up large amounts of sand, blasting it across the Mystery Gate to erode it. A lot. I pick up an RPG in my other hand and shoot extremely accurate missiles at the rocks surrounding the Death Star. If they are already gone, then at the rocks surrounding Shepard.
Dr. Fate's Powers
Flying
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am notlearning to bemost definitely am
6000 damage to the mystery gate, death star rocks destroyed!
Oh, and I turn the Godmodder into a nub that doesn't know how to do anything except for breathing, walking, and eating and drinking.
The godmodder puts himself in the rehabilitation system for several years. The system was designed just in case something like this happened. When he comes back out, the battle is still going on as before.
I figure out what the opposite of a paradox is and yell it at the Dimensional Monster. According to the Thesaurus that I take off my shelf, that antonym is "Thesis"! So, I get out my past few reports and yell my thesis statements at it. Things that must be true.
Dr. Fate's Powers
Flying
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am notlearning to bemost definitely am
The dimensional monster grows smaller for a moment...
I use the Force to redirect Piman's missiles back at the mystery gate! They could damage our precious death star! I then use the Force to pick up the REST of the rocks on the death star and throw them all at the mystery gate. To combat the Dimensional Monster I start solving paradoxes!
Is the answer to this question no? OF COURSE NOT!
Cloning Facility 2/15.
The dimensional monster grows smaller! You were too late to stop the missiles...
Cloning Facility 3/15.
I count to Infinity by getting a fluffy cat named Infinity and counting to her. And then I have her maul the mystery gate. Did I mention I meant cyborg mountain lion by fluffy cat? I meant cyborg mountain lion.
I help solve paradoxes! The barber shaves all men who do not shave themselves. Does the barber shave himself? No, because "he" is actually a woman! "Yields falsehood when appended to its own quotation" yields falsehood when appended to its own quotation!"yields TRUTH when prefixed to the opposite of its quotation!"
The dimensional monster is much smaller, and appears to be disappearing from existence!
Cloning 5/15. I have the facility done now. Just working on actually managing to clone decent replicas of myself. I send a failed experiment that is basically a bald gorilla to attack the Mystery Gate.
I use the amulet of the endermancer to revive the enderdragon (if it is not dead, I just dominate it with ender power), then tell it to attack everything summoned by the dimensional monster.
2/20 worm progress.
Mercer killed, the Enderdragon disintegrates afterwards!
If the Mystery Gate isn't dead soon, I don't think it ever will be dead! Thus, I use my powers of telekinesis to pick up Poketwo and slam his body into the Mystery Gate repeatedly. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over... [50,000 "and over"'s later...] AND OVER!!!!!
Dr. Fate's Powers
Flying
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am notlearning to bemost definitely am
7/15. Did I mention that so far all my clones have been so unstable that they degrade into a pile of rotting turds after they attack? Yes....... They turn into turds. I have managed to make a large muskrat that attacks the mystery gate.
my eyes suddenly close as i drop the spoon, the spoon falls on the floor, suddenly...
???:"dead"
???:"alive"
???: its all a matter of perspective
???: heads.
???: tails.
???: do you think he is hearing us?
???: of course he is, but i expect him to turn around about 3 seconds later...
???: don't forget what he saw as a kid.
???: such time passes maybe if he was a star he could remember all of it.
???: oh such a pity.
"..." *turns around*
"what...wait...now i remember...those two, helping each other, that girl's powers...maybe i knew how to use them...wait, over there, passage to...where?...i think i should...just try..."
*tear opens*
"..."
"another dimension eh? maybe i can find another godmodder here..."
8/15. I have managed to make them more stable. They now just die instead of collapsing into turds and can do a bit more damage. I unleash a bald chimpanzee at the mystery gate.
With the dimensional monster gone, its remaining summons are sucked into the black hole, which then disappears for no well-explained reason! With equilibrium restored, the godmodder and anti-godmodder forces go back to the brutal battle...
The anti-godmodders take 10000 damage! The godmodder heals 10000 health, but is unaffected because godmodder. The godmodder blasts the casts another curse on the anti-godmodders! The godmodders bring a direct attack on the godmodder, and DECIMATE... a decoy godmodder.
Void gate: open.
Shepard: 19000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)(trapped in rocks with 10000 health remaining)
Death Star: 270000/300000(anti-godmodder)(-5000 health each turn)
Elite Droidekas 8-30(minus 29): 4500/4500 on eighth droideka(anti-godmodder)(1 is killed each turn)
Roulette of Fate: 500/1000(neutral)
Shadow Terror: 190000/200000(anti-godmodder)(-5000 health per turn)
Godmodder HP: 12/80
The roulette will roll using random.org and inflict a random buff/curse on each side that lasts until my next post. The effects are: Complete invulnerability(5%), Damage increase(20%), Triple damage taken(5%), Damage halfed(5%), take instant 10000 damage(20%, godmodder is immune), heal 10000 health(20%, godmodder is unaffected), be immobilized, but also invulnerable(9%), take 1 damage(1%). The roulette can be destroyed at any time.
The mystery gate OPENS! It appears to be leading into a giant black void. Those who get near it feel...drained... a proper expedition must be organized!
I volunteer for an expedition into the void gate. To protect against the void, I pull out an infinite stash of negative-effects-that-result-from-entering-the-void-gate-negating body suits that miracolously shape themselves to fit any body, and those suits are also indestructible until you return from an expedition that makes you enter a void gate.
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None of us really like Poketwo very much. I project a field around me that adapts to any effects that the Void Gate gives off, nullifying them! I start on my expedition...
1/20 Dr. Fate's Powers
Flying
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am notlearning to bemost definitely am
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"Every game has a story, but only one is a legend." - Archaois, DeviantArt
"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
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The mayhem...
Anyways, my summoning charging energy creates an energy blast that hits the mystery gate dead on.
TT2000, you are genius.
I attempt to sacrifice poketwo to the dimension monster! Then I continue to solve paradoxes:
And by little white fluffy dogs, I mean the demonic ones that my friend has.
Your friendly neighborhood, mentally unstable, delusional Trekkie!
"The sky calls to us. If we do not destroy ourselves, we will someday venture to the stars." -Carl Sagan
All my posts are required reading for NSA agents.
2/20 worm progress.
Dr. Fate's Powers
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am
notlearning to bemost definitely am"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown
my eyes suddenly close as i drop the spoon, the spoon falls on the floor, suddenly...
???:"dead"
???:"alive"
???: its all a matter of perspective
???: heads.
???: tails.
???: do you think he is hearing us?
???: of course he is, but i expect him to turn around about 3 seconds later...
???: don't forget what he saw as a kid.
???: such time passes maybe if he was a star he could remember all of it.
???: oh such a pity.
"..." *turns around*
"what...wait...now i remember...those two, helping each other, that girl's powers...maybe i knew how to use them...wait, over there, passage to...where?...i think i should...just try..."
*tear opens*
"..."
"another dimension eh? maybe i can find another godmodder here..."
finding friendly godmodder: 1/10
Geno: Blahblahblah, random sentence.
Firebrand is this color.
Shovel Knight is this color.
Memnon is this color
Cinder is this color.
Glacius is this color.
Jago is this color.
The Batter (or just Batter) is this color
Heatshade is this col- I CHOOSE MY OWN COLORS, BABY!!!
Heatshade, please.
...Fine.
Anyway...
I am this color.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Therealadrenalinerush/
The godmodder visits the time traveler. He gives the traveler a SCARY look. The traveler withers up and dies.
6000 damage to the mystery gate, death star rocks destroyed!
The godmodder puts himself in the rehabilitation system for several years. The system was designed just in case something like this happened. When he comes back out, the battle is still going on as before.
Enderdragon killed!
The dimensional monster grows smaller for a moment...
This has no effect for some reason.
The dimensional monster grows smaller! You were too late to stop the missiles...
Dimensional monster shrinks more and flickers a bit!
Okay. Shadow terror added as a fairly powerful entity.
5000 damage!
6000 damage!
The dimensional monster is much smaller, and appears to be disappearing from existence!
Dimensional monster grows slightly larger and solidifies...
7000 damage!
6000 damage, dimensional monster is back to flickering!
Mystery gate busted open!
The dimensional monster is barely visible!
The godmodder currently has no minions.
Mercer killed, the Enderdragon disintegrates afterwards!
You don't like that guy, do you?
With the dimensional monster gone, its remaining summons are sucked into the black hole, which then disappears for no well-explained reason! With equilibrium restored, the godmodder and anti-godmodder forces go back to the brutal battle...
The anti-godmodders take 10000 damage! The godmodder heals 10000 health, but is unaffected because godmodder. The godmodder blasts the casts another curse on the anti-godmodders! The godmodders bring a direct attack on the godmodder, and DECIMATE... a decoy godmodder.
Void gate: open.
Shepard: 19000/110000(anti-godmodder)(immune to mind-control)(-5000 health per turn)(trapped in rocks with 10000 health remaining)
Death Star: 270000/300000(anti-godmodder)(-5000 health each turn)
Elite Droidekas 8-30(minus 29): 4500/4500 on eighth droideka(anti-godmodder)(1 is killed each turn)
Roulette of Fate: 500/1000(neutral)
Shadow Terror: 190000/200000(anti-godmodder)(-5000 health per turn)
Godmodder HP: 12/80
The roulette will roll using random.org and inflict a random buff/curse on each side that lasts until my next post. The effects are: Complete invulnerability(5%), Damage increase(20%), Triple damage taken(5%), Damage halfed(5%), take instant 10000 damage(20%, godmodder is immune), heal 10000 health(20%, godmodder is unaffected), be immobilized, but also invulnerable(9%), take 1 damage(1%). The roulette can be destroyed at any time.
The mystery gate OPENS! It appears to be leading into a giant black void. Those who get near it feel...drained... a proper expedition must be organized!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
All in favor of strapping poketwo in front of the Death Star's turbolaser, post "aye."
"Aye!"
3/20 worm progress.
4/20
35/40
I volunteer for an expedition into the void gate. To protect against the void, I pull out an infinite stash of negative-effects-that-result-from-entering-the-void-gate-negating body suits that miracolously shape themselves to fit any body, and those suits are also indestructible until you return from an expedition that makes you enter a void gate.
TT2000, you are genius.
This ship, when complete, will retrieve a power gem from planet Ammonicus to upgrade the Droidekas.
5/20
1/20
Dr. Fate's Powers
Per Ankh/Energy Contruct projection; this can be used as a projectile or a shield, or both. It is entirely solid, even in the parts where it is clear. Think of it as a partially invisible, invincible piece of glass.
Super Strength
Super Durability; I can withstand most attacks, and all attacks have reduced damage.
Precognition; suck it, I see your attacks
Telekinesis; if you don't know what it is, you fail
Telepathy; reading and altering of minds
Elemental Control
Intangibility
Spell Casting; provided I am a wizard, which I am
notlearning to bemost definitely am"They say you must walk a mile in a man's shoes to understand him. After that, who cares? You have this man's shoes and you're a mile away!" - Unknown