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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This could mean… I shall begin work. This area is suitable.
Could I see those dice? Shenelsky seals the Infinity Sided Dice between dimensions, in a place where no one shall be able to use them unless it is literally the end, or something along those lines.
Stanford sprinkles dead cells onto the Cellular Lifeforms, causing some attacks to hit the dead cells instead of the cellular lifeforms.
Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE) 1 Demonic Matrix 1 Lucky Tea 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
I heal up the Anti-Zero entity with the smallest amount of health!-
Not on my time, you don't.
???: Wait, who the hell is this? It can't be Oryx, his text is Maroon and not Red, and he's probably drunk out of his mind, so he can't do all these time shenanigans.
???: You idiot, I'm your long-hidden Ax-Crazy/Omnicidal Maniac split personality. Apart from you, the peaceful and cooperative one, Verdan, who usually is the dominant split personality.
VERDAN: Well, if we're sharing a body, you may as well tell me your name.
???: Fine then... I'm HELLVET. I'll come up with something later. Something to run away from really fast...
VERDAN: It seems like everyone has split personality disorder in this game.
HELLVET: So true... and we're one person, so what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours.
VERDAN: I've waited this long to establish the Nightmare Fuel element to my character and all... And hey, we're not skeletons, so how come we have font-based names?
HELLVET: I couldn't care less about the rules.
HELLVET: Expect me to take over the next few turns until I deal a certain amount of damage.
Oh, no, I'm losing control! I'm-
-gaining control, yes.
I, Hellvet, fire a homing throwing knife at an evasive Pro-Zero entity. While it'll do less damage, it'll have a guaranteed hit.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 7/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 9/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury feeds the Binary Slime some spare ones and zeroes he has lying about. From where, you ask? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. You're prepared? Alright, he bought them from Amazon. What? I never said you wouldn't be prepared to hear the answer to this particular question. It was just a warning, eh.
The Modular Magnum fires and 6 mini-chainsaws comes out (I never specified what type of weapon the Module could produce), to be precise those chainsaws have the surface of powerful plasma so the damage is increased.
I realize something: At the time DTG0 takes place in, Undertale didn't exist! Hmm... that must mean we can summon characters from videogames that DON'T EXIST YET! Shocked by this realization, I 1-turn-summon BILLY!
Billy:
Is a character from a future game
Will randomly show up on the battlefield... at some point in the future
A Tactical Genius: 46/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
IMPERATOR 16/50 ==================================================
+2 Erelye
Bomber decides to join the fun of entrapping the Psy-Godmodder in the interest of making Richard more powerful. Shooting a bolt of purple lightning from his right index finger at the ground, another giant, withered hand clawed its way out of the ground. It flexed its fingertips, which were dripping with the red waxy substance from before. Before the Psy-Godmodder had a chance to react, the claw scooped him up and into its grasp. It held a tight grip on him, which only grew tighter over time. The gray hand then started to roll the Psy-Godmodder in its fingers. He was being covered in red wax up to his neck. Soon he was imprisoned in the red wax, unable to physically move. The hand, having done its brief work, once more returned to the depths below.
Just to be safe, Bomber pulled out a spell scroll from somewhere. Spell scrolls were a handy tool for magi, allowing them to prepare spells ahead of time and use them on the spot. They could also be sold in shops as a material item, of course. This one was a Scroll of Minor Dimensional Anchoring. While not as powerful as its Major or beyond counterpart, it did the trick. It does exactly what it says on the tin: binding an entity to the current plane for a period if time they are in so they cannot escape. Upon reading the scroll, it disintegrated into scraps of paper and ink motes. The Psy-Godmodder was outlined in white energy. A thin white trail extended from the outline into the ground, binding him to this plane of existence. There would be no escaping to some sort of a pocket dimension for him now.
All Richard had to do was cast Extended Black Tentacles and Greater Invisibility on himself. Then it would be a simple matter of spamming Maximized Empowered Enervates until the Psy-Godmodder was dead. Oh wait, wrong person.
I pet Lesser Dog NEO to see if anything will happen. I then shift my attention to the Draken Stalker, and decide that it I should attempt to kill it with RNG. I then pull out a D10, and proceed to roll it. (Roll a D10 for the result.)
(1: A mob of angry people appear and make Napstablook sad, causing hit chance to hit this turn to be 0%.)
(2: A random AZ entity is sent into an alternate session of DTG, and happens to be around when a field-clear happens. Massive damage.)
(3: It's Taco Tuesday. Nothing happens.)
(4: A giant motorbike runs over the Draken Stalker. It has spiked wheels. Moderate damage.)
(5: The Draken Stalker fights 200 stalkers from Starcraft II. They all have max upgrades. Moderate damage.)
(6: It's raining meteors, and the Draken Stalker happens to be one of the meteors. Moderate damage to the Stalker + another random entity.)
(7: Seven is actually really unlucky. I lose one charge point in the Eight-Legged Dance charge.)
(8: I, instead of hurting the Draken Stalker, find an extra charge point.)
(9: The Draken Stalker is hurled into the Sun, but it turns out the sun was living and really hates the Draken Stalker. Massive damage.)
(10: Richard gets a salad. Hey, who said the highest number needed to have the best result?)
=Command=
Napstablook will use Tearburst on the Draken Stalker!
I send out the crowbar to assist Gordon Freeman. I then start to assault a Scale Behemoth with a mortar strike. I am not aware of the nature of these crimson scales, so I do not know if I should attack the AZ or PZ ones. So I go for the behemoths protecting the one an AZ would want dead.
(Query: Can I use abstract concepts, like time or love, as ingredients in the alchemiter?)
I pull out a net gun, then shoot a net up into the air, which multiplies midair and falls down across the entire battlefield, tangling up everything there.
The Crimson is covered in Nets, which it converts into itself! Yet the nets are still there! The Terrain has changed to Netted Crimson! Now every entity action (that isn't Airborn) will have a chance of instead being tangled in the nets! It's only 5%, thankfully.
I begin upgrading the portal (btw, it isn't a entity, it is just a portal on the ground) 3/20 (+1 from Richard and +1 from tnt)
Bones && Scrap Metal && Enlighten Gem = The Arm of Skeletron Prime (Level 5: 5/6)
Iron Sword || Heroite && Camo 1/?
Starmade Portal is doing alright. 5/30
I yell for my soldiers to come back and chill out.
Post 2 reposted:
I continue upgrading the portal. 4/20
Bones && Scrap Metal && Enlighten Gem = The Arm of Skeletron Prime (Level 5: 6/6) Complete!
Iron Sword || Heroite && Camo 2/?
StarMade Portal is doing alright. 6/30
I continue to sip from my Pepsi slurpee.
I can't just have it summon entities for the rest of the game forever, mate, so it's gotta be that way, unfortunately. Of course, your upgraded portal would replace the old one in case it was destroyed.
Uh. You can't just cram both posts into one like that, that's double-posting. I'm only counting the first one.
"Nice going there, Walker. You are now playing right into Richard's hands. You basically wasted a 50 post charge on making sure Richard will be able to rank up. As much as you think him being super-evasive will make it hard for him to be killed, Richard will still kill him and end up ranking up Richard, making him a far more dangerous threat to you."
Since the best way to make sure Richard dies is to make sure he is unable to kill Psy and rank up, I switch from endermancy to psionics (note: psionics and endermancy are quite similar) to project Paranoia into his mind. This seems to do nothing at first, but he begins to doubt that. He starts suspecting, in fact, that a sneak attack is being planned against him. After no sneak attack manifests, he brushes it off. However, when he gets ready to attack Psy-Godmodder, he suddenly detects an ambush behind him mid-attack! Luckily for him, he manages to barely counter the ambush without taking damage. Unfortunately, the ambush was a fake ambush caused by the Paranoia attack, and the real Psy-Godmodder is easily able to evade his attack (since he aborted it to defend himself).
EXOS Action: I start building a support module to help aid allied players. (OOC: The support module gives a +1 assist to all GS players each round, and compensates for the fact that GS has no godmodders on their side for assists, it may need a longer charge).
Foundation Action: A containment method is proposed (NOT actually executed).
SCP-DTG Containment Proposal 1: SCP-155 will be sent into space to mitigate secondary effects of its energy surge when the computer is de-activated (note that it has its own internal power source, so power is not an issue). The computer will be connected to SCP-DTG before launch, which will give it a direct connection to the server despite a lack of internet connection. After being sent into space, SCP-155 will initiate its time warp effect to gain processing power, then use the processing power to launch a DDOS attack on the server using the direct connection on itself to SCP-DTG. This will overwhelm the server with bad signals, preventing the server from running any further operation. (Before you say "infinite server power resists the puny DDOS", remember that SCP-155 can gain infinite processing power after operating for a sufficient amount of time, which will likely be enough to at least disrupt server operation)
Richard becomes paranoid! He'll become less likely to hit Psy!
It'll probably take a full 50 for that, but honestly you DO need it pretty badly.
Good thing that's only theoretical and wasn't carried out. Otherwise, well, the last thing to lag would be UserZero, to put it one way.
The L()rd gets Sara (from the MST) to appear.... What does she do? I don't know! Whatever Tazz wants her to do! (Yes, I'm lazy....)
Sara summoned! Sara looks at all the aetheist/non-christian entities around and goes Hostile, pulling out a shotgun several times her size and going crazy!
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 10/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 4/7
+2 to MadScientist (From now on I'll call you Mad.)
Sukard 25/50 Halfway done! I can't wait for she he to me summoned.
"Josh" 10/10 Summoned! (50000/50000 (If buffed, Higher than normal defense (AG)
Matt 2/15 (+1 from GM)
New Legend: Hi. = Josh.
Oh, hey, Josh. Got a new mission? While that is true, I can't make an appearance as a player. It might be OP Scale of something. Huh? Psst, I don't feel normal, like I can't control myself regularly. Huh, ok.
Josh starts off by using several Lightning Shirkers from his tax papers due to him currently being Ducasse Jonlil.
I then pull out the Nerf Bat and hit the Binary Slime like I'm hitting it with an IDIOT STICK.
'She he to me summoned.' Interesting phrase.
Josh summoned! He'll do as you say.
6,500 damage to the Binary Slime! You fail to Nerf it, sadly.
Astral Cafe, Volume 1: 15/15 : A pillar of coffee suddenly bursts from the ground, immidiately taking the form of a waiter. It's boiling with excitement.
New Entity; Coffee elemental. Can buff entities and players to grant minicrits.
MZ: Living coffee?
Was someone trying to cause a moral dilemma or something?
Given the sudden abundance of coffee, I offer the next Anti-zero poster some tea. Critical-rate boosting tea, the best kind.
I realize I've done nothing to solve the fact that I'm still hungry.
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
Winged Hunter Cosplay [Level 1]
i create a Sap-Pult to slow down the Psy-godmodder. the Sap proves to be extremely sticky, forcing him to become a sitting duck if he ever lands on the ground. I then summon a 4/4 Glue Monkey, who has all of the Monkey city boosts. He shoots massive globs of glue at the Psy-Godmodder. By BTD logic, the Psy-godmodder is slowed. I then sneak up behind him and dose him with thoaands of slowness potions. Then, Foxy comes out of nowhere, and makes him.... Walk the plank? The Psy-Godmodder is promptly Paralyzed! i then tie him up with rope! The rope has sharp spikes on the insides, causing the rope to be stuck to him.
I then proceed to blindfold him, and place on him 5500000-pound titanium armor. To finalize it all, i drop him in my Pit O death, which is fulled with mercury. Upon falling in it, it hardens to the point of nearly being soild. Though out all this, the glue stays on him, and he is still tied up, and paralyzed. I then summon Springtrap from FNAFB3, whom lowers his agility with one of his ability.
37/50 Upgrade system (irecreeper)
17/50 what
2+ to irecreeper
Psy dodges all harm, but you can see that your actions have caused his insane dodging to take a different beat...It's possible you could 'catch' him in an attack if enough of you target him at once.
Something Big: 3/50 (+1 from UserZero last turn, +1 from late EoTB this turn)
"MISS USERZERO? I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT TO +3 THE PZ PLAYERS THIS TURN. JUST SAYING."
With that out of the way, Walker takes his sword, and laughs at the Scale Beasts that hit him due to their damage just... just sucking. He then, to add insult to injury, kicks one of them into the air and begins slashing it to pieces, watching the crystalline bodyparts fly off in chips, which are quickly grabbed up by what appears to be a squadron of plushies based off of animatronic versions of the DTG0 cast! Well, the PZ part of the DTG0 cast, at least... Those plushies then assemble the bodypart chips up into a pile, turn them into a high explosive, and roll the explosive bomb crystal thing at the Scale Beasts on the PZ side of the field. It explodes violently, showering the Scale Beasts targeted by it with shrapnel consisting of their own body parts. The bomb is followed up by Walker impaling one of the Scale Beasts into the ground, flying off, picking up a goddamned AIRCRAFT CARRIER from somewhere, returning, smashing the aircraft carrier into the Scale Beast, punching the hell out of the aircraft carrier, then watching the whole thing explode in a mess of fire and flames... Cue the song of the same name playing as flaming debris rains down on the battlefield, turning it into a burning landscape! Well, this is a mess. At least the background looks cool now.
Phantom Walker, meanwhile, gets a text from... someone. That someone, who's name shall not be revealed yet, and depending on whether this game needs an overly-flirty nymphomaniac or not might not be revealed in this game at least, has sent a rather flirty text message with a request to see him proc the 3 Agony Stacks effect on Gordon Freeman. After a while, he shrugs and decides he might as well go along with it... sides, he was a little curious himself to see how painful triggering that effect would be.
Stalker, Spellslinger (if available), Engineer: Attack ze scale beasts guarding the crystal scale on the PZ side of the battlefield! If those things die, then attack ze scale itself!
You burn the nets that Generic laid down, and off two Scale beasts!
He was probably going to do that anyways, but you can't really control a Hostile.
Soul of the captain 20/50(+3 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when the first one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 8/9
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
I help proof of concept for the next project he will make(twice)
Cubic CPU Module: A cubic module with a CPU secured inside. The CPU is a fully functional Intel Core i7-5960X modified to fit inside the 5cm-on-a-side module.
Charges
Project M08-➊ (5/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (36/50) (+2 from Fseftr, +1 from Tazz)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
Being out of ideas, I pull out a microphone and SCP-4517-DTG. Shizuki, taking the cue, grabs a microphone as well. I wave the wands around and Gordon Freeman begins to hit himself repeatedly in the head, producing the beat for this song... Song Select: Two-Second Interval2s, I set each clock according to the other.Let's keep our cool and turn back around to see the beautiful view.2s, that is sufficient time to escape from thispredicament we've put ourselves into.With the bare minimum amount to enter warp drive,a small mistake can cause everyone's deaths in seconds.But they've hacked into our systems in record time,so we're left to fade into nothing. I can't hear the sound of your song at all,The end of our homeworld is approaching.I enter the access code and what do I find?The engine room personnel have all been killed,there's no trace of what killed them anywhere at all,and just then the corpses animate and shamble toward meand my brain goes into overdrive. I won't stop, I won't stop, I won't let myself stop!We're all in danger anyway! I'll do something!I won't get any credit for this, butat least we'll still be alive! Everything in our lives, not much of that matters now,We won't let them emerge victorious anymore!I need to kill them all,every enemy will fall at our hands,just as they should! 2s. "Everyone on this ship will be valued highly." No more.2s, purge obsolete information from your brain.2s, thoughts about possible futures fill my mind,2s, one's terrible but p = 0.2s, words that nobody else understands and,2s, those at the bottom will never progress anyway,2s, not enough time to kill enemies in this room,2s. 2s. 1s. ½s. Now.
All gone, nowhere to be found,everyone's just gone in a flash.I'm not done, I won't rest until I'm safe,until the ship is safe! I won't stop, I won't stop, I won't let myself stop!I'm still in danger anyway! I'll do something!I won't get any credit for this, butat least I'll still be alive! Everything in our lives, not much of that matters now,I won't let them emerge victorious anymore!I need to escape now,until I'm safe from the attackers!just as I should be! ESCAPED!
After the amazing performance, Gordon Freeman is bleeding out on the ground. I think he got a little too into it.
Thanks for the +1, but i'm handing it over to fseftr. It'll mess up my charge thing I have going otherwise.
Leviathan: 26/30
Guitar Solo: 11/40
Anyways, I shoot some bursts of fire using the Manaticon Flamesprayer at the Pro-Zero with the highest health porportional to their max health, and least likely to evade my attack.
The Alien Drone under my control promptly unleashes a monolithic magnetic superlaser on the Demon Portal. Given that the emissions are not exact corporeal, that should be able to deal some form of damage. In other words, reset the Superlaser charge, and detract 60% magnetic charge from one of the bars. Twin, to make this effective in any way whatsoever, I highly suggest you do the exact same thing. If Twin does so, detract 60% from the second bar as well.
Instead of allowing the thing to lumber about on its own, I order the surviving Possessed Armor to act as a meatshield for the Alien Drones. Anything that attacks the drones instead deals damage to this thing until it is slain. Wonderful.
I proceed to stare at the Psy-Godmodder warily. This is going to be an interesting one, isn't it.
I snap my fingers. A clicking noise emanates from the distance, growing louder by the second. A vast hissing flows forth into the realm of undying war, until a monolithic spider of some sort climbs into view. Hah. I continue to watch, waiting. The crawls all the way across the Battlefield, and ceases movement directly beside me. With a shrug, I leap atop the hairy back of the thing, and pull its reins, which appear with a flash of teal. Wonderful. The spider hisses, and then begins to crawl off into the distance.
I proceed to crawl across the hills of the north, over a number of clown camps, and traverse the rocky landscape, until I reach the ultimate location for a psychiatric therapy ward. The spider climbs up a vertical cliff to reach the top of a mountain overlooking the Battlefield in its entirety. I proceed to pull out a phone, and call the nearest testificate architects and builders.
Hours later, a number of villagers in a variety of hues of coats reach the top of the staircase upon the mountainside clearly existing purely for such a purpose. Several scream at the gigantic spider I am currently keeping as a steed, and I silence them with a wave of my hand, pulling some blueprints out of my inventory. I show them to the architects, and they mutter sounds of approval amongst themselves, impressed. In mere moments, they get to work, trees at the base of the mountain already being felled, and brought up an elaborate pulley system to reach the top.
In a number of days, the building has been fully constructed. I hand the architects and builders their payment, and they leave. The next order of business is to start sending out fliers. I immediately appoint the spider the head of the advertising department. It screeches a number of times, and I instantaneously deign to translate it into coherent speech through morse code. Several hours later, I have taught the beast how to speak english, as well as how to run an advertising department. Everyone from all six faces of the planet hears about the new therapy opportunities right near the Battlefield. I promptly proceed to have the spider also be my human resources department head, as well as the receptionist. Come on. Tell me you can find a better receptionist than a bloodthirsty giant spider.
Around fifty-four hours after the initial advertising ploy, none other than the Psy-Godmodder walks into my front door. He seems noticeably disturbed by the fact that I trust a monolithic spider enough to be a receptionist, as well as run the advertising and human resources departments. The spider hisses vehemently at the Psy-Godmodder, which the morse translation device on the desk translates as "You may now go see Dr. Kanera." He enters my small room. I say please, sit down. He says okay.
We immediately delve into a series of pseudo-Freudian therapy after I reveal my psychiatry license. All of his thoughts and emotions become clear to me as I allow him to describe his problems. I jot down his every word, determined to find the source of the problem. Once the session is over, I deign to hand him the recipe to a number of traditional remedies, along with my card. I tell him to come see me the same time next week.
I spend the rest of the week dealing with a number of highly volatile NPCs, until the Psy-Godmodder arrives once more. Once he sits, I immediately delve into the exposition needed. I have been searching for the source of his problem in every moment of my spare time, and I have finally discovered it, based off of his reaction to my employees alone. I tell him that he is suffering from severe to deadly levels of arachnophobia. Horrified, he asks me if there is anything I can do about it. I reply with an affirmation. There is assuredly one thing I can do to fix this. I rise from my chair, advising the Psy-Godmodder to follow.
We leave my office, and enter the main room. I nod to my gigantic spider receptionist, before climbing the stairs to the second floor, which is entirely devoid of rooms of furniture. There is merely a massive rectangular room with walls coated in windows, capturing the light of the setting sun perfectly. I tell the Psy-Godmodder that there is only one way to repair his psyche. You must have an important personal experience with a number of spiders. As such, I snap my fingers. Three gigantic spiders crawl into view from the ceiling, landing on the ground around me. I tell the Psy-Godmodder what we are to attempt. We shall perform his own vaunted song with a number of gigantic spiders.
A familiar song echoes through the room, and I initiate the dancing. Yes, this is entirely asinine. But we are allowed some degree of fun here. The Psy-Godmodder catches on a few moments later, slowly remembering the movements to his own production. A minute or so later, we are baring onto the main parts of the song, the Psy-Godmodder much less terrified of spiders. Suddenly, hisses emanate from the ceiling above. We are all suddenly entangled in a large amount of web. Well, everyone save me, that is. A number of monolithic spiders leap down from the rafters, web entrapping the Psy-Godmodder entirely. This is not the real Psy. I know this due to the fact that the actual psy would have kept on dancing. Angered, I call Richard, telling him to meet me at the front desk to my new psychiatric therapy ward in a few hours.
Precisely at the time delegated by Richard and I, he arrives, seeing me leaning against the wall of the front desk casually, conversing with the gigantic spider receptionist. I tell him not to ask. I give Richard a brief synopsis of the creation of the building, and lead him to the second floor. I have to slice through a number of webs, as everything is gone, having been replace with the sticky silk of the eight-eyed. I point to a small huddle of webs converging upon a particular area, and inform Richard that a Gamma+ godmodder attempting to impersonate a popular South Korean singer, songwriter, and rapper is entrapped there. I cut through the webs, creating a path to the imposter, and stand back, telling Richard to just do the job, as he only has one health, looking out to the polished window. Moments later, when the deed has been done, I congratulate the man standing beside me upon his new ascension, telling him that we should probably leave, given that the entire place is infested with vicious man-eating spiders. I offer Richard a ride on the one domestic ridable spider receptionist in the building. Regardless of whether or not he decides to come with me, I ride the gigantic spider down the mountain, and back across the hills, reaching the field of battle once more. I dismount, and free the giant spider. What a series of events.
Research Salvaging 12/50 (+1 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 8/50 (+1 from Tazz) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
The imposter Psy turns out to be a double-imposter. Richard carves through 'Psy,' which turns out to be a decoy Psy. However, the real Psy-Godmodder, back on the battlefield, looks rather exhausted...That apparently took more out of him than you realize. You haven't wasted the critboost yet, by the way.
==Turn 1==
Salt 37/50
Imperator 13/50
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 7/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 7/11
==Action==
Crystal looks over at the Cellular Lifeforms. Those have potential. He takes out Never Tell Me The Odds, and begins to manipulate it, before stopping. He realizes he needs more power, and builds a massive interlinked array of Finite Improbability Drives and pours tea into each, before directing all the probability and improbability energy generated into Never Tell Me The Odds. He uses the power gained from this to buff the Cellular Lifeforms, increasing the chance or strength of a beneficial mutation next EOTB!
If this doesn’t work or otherwise would not have an appreciable effect, he instead takes the Wand of Minor Creation and a jar of Victus essentia, the energy of life, draws the essentia into the wand, and infuses the Cellular Lifeforms with life-infused creation energy. This either creates more of them immediately or boosts their replication at the EOTB - dependent on the GM’s decision, of course.
==Entities==
Yeah, nope.
You buff the chance of a good mutation, and also cause one to be immediately this EoTB!
I take out my Infinite Pie Cornucopia, and fire at the Psi-Godmodder quickly enough that ONE of the pies should hit him. His evasiveness should be lowered, not being able to see through the pie and all. It's poisonberry too, so he can't eat it off. If he's already dead, I instead fire a few bolts of lightning at Zineous's Shock Shield, restoring a bit of it's HP.
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 7/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy) ==Charges== The Nonexistent 25/50 (+1 from Tazz) Halfway there! Essence of Rain The Balancer 19/50
+2 Pit
You zap the Shock Shield to restore 4,000 HP!
Psi? Here? I don't recall Psi here. There's the Psy-Godmodder, but if Psi was here then...Ugh. Let's not think about that.
Unlike my previous Balloon entities, inflation is not directly tied to HP. Instead, it determines how often she can use her special, Dream Magic, and the strength of her normal attacks. Other people or entities can use their actions to increase or decrease inflation. Balloonsera does NOT die if inflation reaches MIN or MAX, but will take 5,000 damage if her inflation tries to go past its limits in either direction.
Dream Magic: When used, it channels the power of the Emerald Dream (which my plot line has become strangely reliant on) and adds a random Dream Card to either Valeera or Balloonian's hand. If both are dead, it goes to Balloonsera herself, which is less efficient. She can play Dream Cards in addition to attacking and she ignores the mana cost because she has nothing else to play.
If inflation is MID, LOW, or HGH, this can be used once every other turn. If inflation is MAX, this can be used every turn. If inflation is MIN, this can be used once every 3 turns.
Dream Cards (Roll a d5. The number that comes up is the card Balloonsera gets.):
1: Balloonsera Awakens: Costs 2 mana. When played, it deals 5,000 damage to 5 random enemies.
2: Helium Sister: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 10,000 attack and 30,000 HP. It also cannot be hurt by AOE attacks, which is kinda the opposite of the actual Hearthstone effect.
3: Nightmare: Costs 0 mana. Play on a friendly, willing entity to give it +15,000 attack and +15,000 HP. However, it starts taking 5,000 damage per turn.
4: Balloon Drake: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 20,000 attack and 20,000 HP. Counts as a dragon if that matters at all, which it might.
5: Dream: Costs 0 mana. Returns a friendly, willing Hearthstone-like entity to its player's hand. The minion costs 2 mana less to play next time. (IE: Shadowstep). Or, if played on an enemy, it will prevent most weaker enemies from acting once or reduce the damage a stronger entity deals by up to 20,000.
Other attacks:
Bring Rest: Whack something for 14,000 damage. If inflation is at LOW or MIN, deal 16,000 damage instead.
Life Giving Mist: Channels healing to an entity. Starts out healing for 14,000 HP per turn, but increases by 3,000 each turn up to a maximum of 24,000 per turn. If inflation is at MIN, this caps at 27,000 per turn instead.
Deathrattle: sets up for something.
Balloonian
HP:180,000/180,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
Balloonsera uses Dream Magic and gets a Dream.
Wait, no. I wanted to play Balloonmagus. Oh well. Make the best of it, I suppose.
Balloonian draws Dragon Consort. He then uses Wild Magic and gets Warrior's Whirlwind and plays the Balloonkin Hatcher, (5,000 attack 6,000 HP + 2 whelps with 3,000 HP 3,000 attack.) All his current minions attack the demon portal.
Special Spells: PowerShot (2 mana), Whirlwind (0 mana)
Action:
Inari, frustrated by missing two attacks, retreats back temporarily, leaving me to go up to the Psy-Godmodder and ask him how his day was. Probably just dandy after getting attacked. However, I'm not going to attack him. I just want to have a nice, potentially distracting conversation. Let's see... what can we talk about... Well, Modern Warfare 3 was released pretty recently. Have you played that? I don't actually like FPS games too much. Although, I haven't played many of them, so I'm probably not fully informed or whatever. In more serious news, how about the escalating Syrian uprising? So far the estimates are 250 mostly civilian deaths this month.
Relevance Line:
After patently waiting for another few minutes so that Gail could finish drawing the next section of her map, Mikoto turned and called back to her.
Gail? We haven't been finding much noteworthy. Do you want to turn around and leave? It's still day outside, so we could go looking for somewhere else if you'd like.
Gail makes no response at first, focusing on finishing her map. After that, she looks up at Mikoto.
But... look at all we've... already found.
She moves over to Mikoto and shows him the map she's been drawing. Despite being mostly in the dark, Gail has a pretty good sense of spacial awareness because all the corridors on her map are very proportionally accurate. Yet, they're still just corridors. For exploring some abandoned ruins, there's been a serious lack of bolder chase scenes, pits full of snakes, poisoned spear traps, or secret treasure rooms lined with gold. The media needs to work on keeping its promises.
This is just... a place. We haven't found any hints of its story or anything that we can take home and show.
Huh? ... We... um... have something to... bring back. ... You know I like to collect... maps I've made... so we already have a treasure. ... Even without that... can we just explore for its own sake? ... It doesn't need... an end goal.
It was Black Ops 3 that was released today. Modern Warfare 3 was a bit of a ways back if I recall. In any case, the Psy-Godmodder is slightly distracted.
My Action: I teleport SCP-682 into the nether, more specifically into the lava ocean. Even if he is not incinerated by the lava, he should be stuck there until someone opens a nether portal.
EXOS Action: I attempt to figure out how Psy-Godmodder can dodge attacks by weapons that hit him before he should even be aware of them. I do this by sending out about a dozen Sniper Drones to attack Psy-Godmodder. Sniper Drones are designed to engage targets from extreme long range using FTL weapons. More specifically, they use Long-Gun technology. The weapon fires a stream of particles accelerated to near-lightspeed, and combines that with a wormhole generator mounted at the exit of the barrel. This wormhole generator creates a micro-wormhole (with a LOT of energy behind it allowing it to punch through anti-teleport systems) to warp the projectile past the targets defenses (all of them, that includes his skin) to inflict crippling damage on internals on the target (such as the brain, the heart, the core reactor, or even the unmentionables) amplified by the power that a relativistic particle delivers on impact. Since it uses wormholes, the weapon has a theoretically infinite range so I can park them way outside the battlefield (no I did not just put them all by my Factory, I had them scatter all over the place to attack from multiple angles). My analysis indicates there is pretty much no way at all to defend against it (much less dodge it), so this should take down Psy before Richard can take Richard's rank. Since any experiment needs a control group, the Sniper Drones are also ordered to fire on Richard and UserZero as well, in the hopes we can damage multiple godmodders with the same attack before the curse of repetitiveness eliminates its usefulness in damaging godmodders.
Foundation Action: Another experiment:
Experiment 5: A computer is connected to SCP-DTG. afterwards, all power sources are removed, and the computer is placed inside a Faraday cage to negate all non-anomolous means that the computer can use to connect to a network.
2,000 damage to SCP-682! He's unable to act this action, but Nether Portals abound in this Nether, apparently...
Your attempt to attack 3 godmodders at once all fail, as the sniper drones all simultaniously miss! The portals come out JUST wrong, a likely cause being the Godmodders manipulating the portal technology from ultra-long range.
It appears that, even within the Faraday Cage, the game is still running, as is the rest of the computer. Granted, the background has now changed to UserZero literally bathing in a bathtub filled with blood. Fully-clothed. And presenting a rather rude hand gesture as well, along with a sign: "sadly, n00bs, it's not that easy."
ALRIGHT I'LL START SUMMONING! 6/10 +2 from nulitor +1 from tazz
+2 to nulitor
In this one, I only used the ones who actually positioned themselves to make it a lot easier on me. This one was a lot tougher for you guys...
@TT2K, I zoomed in closer in this one, but there was a ton of chaos, and I'm not sure if it helped. Sorry if I confused you over the team stuff, as custom npc's has something similar, although the vanilla teams do sound interesting.
Battlefury tries to summon a backup sniper, but he is just too scared and summons a respawnable piece O' dirt to take some damage.
Blessing of light is cast, and five wolves and five skeletons are summoned.
Proof guards the shrine and summons an earth totem. Urthank moves to the right of the tower.
Battle:
Unfortunetly, while retreating, Urthank couldn't get back to the group. Nulitor and Redstone fought through the enemies to help him, but now they are trapped in red. You can choose to spawn in orange or green. If you spawn in green you will get a slight health boost as you are close to the beacon, but nulitor and redstone will most likely get destroyed. You must choose, rescue your team or go for a better position. Each may have their own consequences.
~ casts a curse of silencing. You can no longer summon or use spells. You can however, do something like battlefury did.
A Tactical Genius: 43/50 ================================================== (+1 from Erelye, +1 from Tazz)
IMPERATOR 15/50 ================================================== (+1 from Erelye)
+2 to Crystal
Somehow, Jaraxxus had managed to hold on and summon another Demon Portal. After the hell Bomber and others had sent his way, Jaraxxus managed to undermine all of their efforts by doing what they were trying to prevent anyway. This felt like a great insult. Safe to say, this ticked off Bomber real good.
Though, since Jaraxxus was dead, Bomber would instead have to attack the Demon Portal. Feeling this wasn't satisfying enough, Bomber manipulated the energies of the Demon Portal to the location in which Jaraxxus was banished to. When he attacked the Demon Portal, Jaraxxus would feel part of that pain as well. It's easier to be angry at something when it is given a face, you know.
Bomber's fuse was, quite literally, lit now. This didn't harm him at all, it was really just a representation of how seething with anger he is right now. Maroon-colored energy surrounded Bomber. With a snap of his fingers, he teleported before the Demon Portal, staring Jaraxxus down intensely through it.. "Your very survival was an insult to me. You should have been DEAD and yet by some miraculous stroke of luck you lived. I will ensure that you will regret fate's decree. I will send you SCREAMING back to The Twisting Nether, wishing you had never emerged into the material plane!"
Four swords materialized around Jaraxxus. These were covered in runic writings made out of dark blood. The swords started to dance through the air around Jarxxus, brandishing themselves as if they were taunting him. The runes on the swords began to glow. Suddenly, the swords thrust themselves into the ground around Jaraxxus. Chains made of energy burst forth from the swords. These chains bound themselves to the eredar's very essence, anchoring him to this plane and ensuring escape was impossible.
Bomber leaned towards Jaraxxus. "Fate is a fickle thing, you know. Unfortunately for you, I am the one controlling yours." Concentrating, the chains bound to Jaraxxus began to slowly dig themselves deeper. They now asserted a stronger, more painful hold. Red lightning crackled at Bomber's fingertips. This wasn't electricity, but a form of raw power. In some realms it is associated with dragons, and causes a status known as Dragonblight. Those effected by Dragonblight find themselves in a weakened state. Their attacks are sluggish and hit with the strength of a wet noodle, to put it bluntly.
Extending his clawed hands, forks of this power shot into Jaraxxus. A constant stream channeled by Bomber's fury ate away at Jaraxxus' being, slowly but surely whittling him away. The agonizing process went on for ten minutes, Bomber glaring wordlessly the whole time. His anger seemed to be a mix of outright fury and the scarier sort; calm, calculated, and directed anger. Smoke curled off of Jaraxxus' limp body, which hung from the chains. Bomber bent over, speaking to Jaraxxus once more. "Now, you have something that doesn't belong to you. You and I both know what I am talking about, and I will be taking the liberty of forcefully ripping it from you."
In a swift movement, he thrust his arm into Jaraxxus' chest. Bomber's arm phased right through him. The blow felt like no other, Jaraxxus crying out in pain. Reaching into the very essence of a being felt... indescribable. For both parties, for that matter. Feeling around, Bomber finally found what he was looking for. "Ah, there it is. Now for the fun part." The moment he grabbed onto the souls, Jaraxxus' material form flickered. For a brief moment, he looked like nothing more than wisps of ethereal energy. Wrenching with all his might, Bomber began to pull the souls out of Jaraxxus. Ripping a couple hundred souls out from someone was a lot harder than it sounded. Jaraxxus' form began to flicker more wildly, his screaming cutting in and out as he began to lose himself.
With one final yank, Bomber fell backwards as the souls were pulled from Jaraxxus. The swords and chains disappeared, but that didn't matter. By removing what brought the eredar lord into the material plane, he would be sent back to the Twisting Nether once more. A horrible screaming sound rung out as Jaraxxus began to destabilize, losing his form. He clutched his chest as he knelt on the ground. Soon, he began to fade rapidly. Jaraxxus was no more, and the only thing that remained of him was residual, which dissipated into nothingness.
In Bomber's right hand was all 201 souls of the Grim Patrons who commit mass-suicide to bring Jaraxxus to the server. Before they could disappear, Bomber quickly stored them in a jar and stashed it away. "You deserve a second chance, one way or another."
I glance at the Slammer, regarding it, somewhat interestedly.
I pull out a disposable camera of some sort, and begin taking photographs of the entity. Okay, let's see here. How does this thing work, again? It must be third degree, in all honesty. Can't see something of this type being a measly two, or a five, or something. The ideal conditions are probably met in that one bookstore I saw up in the mountains last post, as well.
As such, I traverse the hillscape to the north, looking for some sort of village or other. I look at several maps in my possession, having marked the spider-infested building atop the tallest mountain a number of times. The village in question should just be somewhat east from that particular locale. I climb mountains for several hours, searching for this likely mythical bookshop.
Upon the marking of the total ascent up my ninth summit of the day, I examine the realm beneath me, searching. Above all is the monolithic peak of spiders, towering above all others, including my current location. Next, we have the hills to the south somewhat, filled with clowns. Literally. To the east, we have the series of glittering lights on the mountainside, and I've just wasted several hours of my life, haven't I. With a grumbling series of curses under my breath, I cross the gap between the peak of my current presence, and the eastward mountainside of my future existence.
Without much ado, I knock on the door of the bookstore in question, haggard and bowed with fatigue. The wooden thing swings open, a testificate clad in a white coat greeting me. I wave him off, and begin to peruse the collection of tomes. Hmm. Quite a few interesting things in this collection. Fascinating. I buy several of them, and then proceed on to the real reason I am here. I nudge a particular shelf quite carefully with my foot, and listen. A grinding and pumping noise of gears and pistons, respectively, is drawn to my attention. I look over to the center of the room, finding that a spiral staircase has been unsealed. What a surprise.
The chamber below the bookstore is damp, moss-covered, and dripping with excess water. I light a nearby torch, only to find that the room is slightly flooded, several inches of water presiding in the bottom of the mysterious edifice. I will have to work with this, I suppose. I take a step backward, onto a dry stair, and wave the torch in my hand slightly. Suddenly, the water begins to glow with an unearthly dark light, growing warmer and warmer.
I descend back into the chamber the moment all of the water evaporates, and floods outward. The room, now cleansed of its liquid infection, seems more overgrown than abandoned. The floor is decorated with a number of large rings imbedded into the ground, composed of gold and thaumium. Three unbroken rings, to be precise. Excellent. I drop the torch into the center of the innermost circle, watching as it burns brightly. I immediately get to work. Without an ounce of hesitation, I dump a number of redstone blocks into the flame. They glow in the heat for several moments, before beginning to melt. Minutes later, they are entirely gone. The torchlight grows mysterious and acheronian, pulsating occasionally. Minutes later, my guest arrives. The suit-clad being steps out of the large flame, brushes the dust off of his suit, and greets me with a largely insincere muttering.
The demonic creature asks me why I have called him here. I offer up nine photographs of the Slammer. The entity nods. He knows what I desire. As such, the demon, which shall henceforth be known as the esoteric Crimson Gambler, waves a hand. A table and two chairs warp into existence between the entity and I, pulsating with fiery light. The Gambler takes a seat, gesturing for me to do the same. I do so, and a chess board appears upon the table. I choose orchid, like always, whilst he chooses red, once again, as always. The rules are simple. A chess game to decide the fate of the determined. The Gambler smiles in a twisted, overly sharp manner. He knows who is going to win. The being who is on the line? The Slammer, of course. Both people in the chamber know who is going to win, and we both know it is intentional. The game begins.
Of course, I am notoriously terrible at chess.
Thirty minutes later, after a rather stressful ten minutes of having the king circuit the board endlessly, the game is over. The Crimson Gambler's psychotic smile only grows. he knows what this means. Suddenly, blood splatters all over both the Gambler and I. He cackles slightly, and the board, pieces, table, and chairs all disappear. The figure takes a step back, into the flame, and fades away. The entire building proceeds to catch fire. I flee back to the Battlefield, only to notice that the Slammer is dripping with pure liquid lifeforce, a massive gash having been carved into its side at some point during my absence. Hah.
Research Salvaging 15/50 (+2 from Crystal) ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
Imperator 9/50 ////////////////////////////////////////////////////.
==Turn 2==
Salt 40/50 (+2 from Bomber)
Imperator 14/50
+2 to Erelye.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 8/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 8/11
==Action==
Crystal decides to aid in restraining the Psy-Godmodder. As such, he warms up his hammerspacing and prepares for a massive, coordinated set of traps. Firstly, he hammerspaces a Conceptual Node Laser and fires a beam composed of pure Vinculum vis at the Psy-Godmodder, using the Spellbook of Space to bend the laser around him into an inescapable cage. (Vinculum, for reference, is the essence of traps or imprisonment.) If the laser hits him, he is immediately slowed to the point of immobility. So, essentially, he can’t escape without teleportation of some type. Meanwhile, slightly in the past, a time-displaced instance of Crystal is brewing two potions. He drops a Mandrake Root, Nether Wart, Tear of the Goddess, Diamond Vapor, and finally a Diamond into a cauldron, before adding Glowstone Dust, a Blaze Rod, a Charged Attuned Stone, Redstone Dust, Obsidian, and a Minedrake Bulb, and finally tossing in a Fermented Spider Eye and Sugar to give a max-power, max-duration effect of Slowness. He adds Glowstone Dust, a Blaze Rod, and a Charged Attuned Stone again before adding a Dense Cobweb to give the resulting potion an effect of spawning a massive amount of cobwebs when drunk or thrown. He then adds Redstone Dust, Obsidian, and a Minedrake Bulb again, before tossing in a Demon Heart to give a max-duration effect of Paralysis, which renders the affected person unable to move at all. Finally, he tosses in some Gunpowder to make the potion thrown and bottles it, before turning to an Alchemic Chemistry Set, which he had put a Potion Flask, Standard Binding Agent, and Ender Pearl in some time before. He retrieves the Potion, before adding a Greater Lengthening Catalyst and a Blank Slate, giving him a thrown, max-duration Potion of Planar Binding, which stops most forms of teleportation. Back in the future, which is to say the present, two potions crash down on the Psy-Godmodder milliseconds after he is entrapped in the cage of Vinculum vis, shatter, and immediately take effect. He is immediately affected by 12 minutes of Slowness IV, 40 seconds of Paralysis, and 15 minutes of Planar Binding, as well as entrapped in an incredibly dense field of cobwebs. Of course, he is still surrounded by the laser cage of pure Vinculum vis. Abruptly, Crystal ceases warping space to bend the laser around him, and instead collapses the entirety of the laser onto the Psy-Godmodder, further immobilizing him with the pure essence of imprisonment and traps. He presents the Psy-Godmodder, fairly well gift wrapped, to Richard. He then takes out the Spellbook of Time and disappears in a flash of magic as another Crystal descends from above, having thrown the two potions in the first place. Evidently, Crystal went back in time to brew the potions and fly up to wait for the Psy-Godmodder to be trapped.
(Note: If at all possible, this adds to the trapping effects of Erelye's attack/post.)
==Entities==
Yeah, nope.
The Psy Godmodder somehow manages to speed away despite the Vis beams and everything else-mostly through drinking a quick bucket of milk. However, the ordeal with the Vis seems to have given him some lethargy in his otherwise lightning-fast movements.
This could mean… I shall begin work. This area is suitable.
Could I see those dice? Shenelsky seals the Infinity Sided Dice between dimensions, in a place where no one shall be able to use them unless it is literally the end, or something along those lines.
Stanford sprinkles dead cells onto the Cellular Lifeforms, causing some attacks to hit the dead cells instead of the cellular lifeforms.
Infinity Sided Dice (UNUSABLE) 1 Demonic Matrix 1 Lucky Tea 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
You give the Cellular Lifeforms some dead cells to work with! They'll tank blows, and do so more effectively if there's less.
I heal up the Anti-Zero entity with the smallest amount of health!-
Not on my time, you don't.
???: Wait, who the hell is this? It can't be Oryx, his text is Maroon and not Red, and he's probably drunk out of his mind, so he can't do all these time shenanigans.
???: You idiot, I'm your long-hidden Ax-Crazy/Omnicidal Maniac split personality. Apart from you, the peaceful and cooperative one, Verdan, who usually is the dominant split personality.
VERDAN: Well, if we're sharing a body, you may as well tell me your name.
???: Fine then... I'm HELLVET. I'll come up with something later. Something to run away from really fast...
VERDAN: It seems like everyone has split personality disorder in this game.
HELLVET: So true... and we're one person, so what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours.
VERDAN: I've waited this long to establish the Nightmare Fuel element to my character and all... And hey, we're not skeletons, so how come we have font-based names?
HELLVET: I couldn't care less about the rules.
HELLVET: Expect me to take over the next few turns until I deal a certain amount of damage.
Oh, no, I'm losing control! I'm-
-gaining control, yes.
I, Hellvet, fire a homing throwing knife at an evasive Pro-Zero entity. While it'll do less damage, it'll have a guaranteed hit.
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 7/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 9/9 The HM Stick
___
Mercury feeds the Binary Slime some spare ones and zeroes he has lying about. From where, you ask? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. You're prepared? Alright, he bought them from Amazon. What? I never said you wouldn't be prepared to hear the answer to this particular question. It was just a warning, eh.
The HM Stick: This is an interesting item. it allows you to forcibly teach and unteach Hidden Machines to ANYONE and anything, not just Pokemon.
The Modular Magnum fires and 6 mini-chainsaws comes out (I never specified what type of weapon the Module could produce), to be precise those chainsaws have the surface of powerful plasma so the damage is increased.
I realize something: At the time DTG0 takes place in, Undertale didn't exist! Hmm... that must mean we can summon characters from videogames that DON'T EXIST YET! Shocked by this realization, I 1-turn-summon BILLY!
Billy:
Is a character from a future game
Will randomly show up on the battlefield... at some point in the future
Stats... TBD.
Coming Soontm to a Blizzard X Valve cooperation game near you!
A Tactical Genius: 46/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
IMPERATOR 16/50 ==================================================
+2 Erelye
Bomber decides to join the fun of entrapping the Psy-Godmodder in the interest of making Richard more powerful. Shooting a bolt of purple lightning from his right index finger at the ground, another giant, withered hand clawed its way out of the ground. It flexed its fingertips, which were dripping with the red waxy substance from before. Before the Psy-Godmodder had a chance to react, the claw scooped him up and into its grasp. It held a tight grip on him, which only grew tighter over time. The gray hand then started to roll the Psy-Godmodder in its fingers. He was being covered in red wax up to his neck. Soon he was imprisoned in the red wax, unable to physically move. The hand, having done its brief work, once more returned to the depths below.
Just to be safe, Bomber pulled out a spell scroll from somewhere. Spell scrolls were a handy tool for magi, allowing them to prepare spells ahead of time and use them on the spot. They could also be sold in shops as a material item, of course. This one was a Scroll of Minor Dimensional Anchoring. While not as powerful as its Major or beyond counterpart, it did the trick. It does exactly what it says on the tin: binding an entity to the current plane for a period if time they are in so they cannot escape. Upon reading the scroll, it disintegrated into scraps of paper and ink motes. The Psy-Godmodder was outlined in white energy. A thin white trail extended from the outline into the ground, binding him to this plane of existence. There would be no escaping to some sort of a pocket dimension for him now.
All Richard had to do was cast Extended Black Tentacles and Greater Invisibility on himself. Then it would be a simple matter of spamming Maximized Empowered Enervates until the Psy-Godmodder was dead. Oh wait, wrong person.
The Psy-Godmodder IS evading, but he's certainly not having an easy time of any of this. You see beads of sweat come off of his body as he moves like living lightning.
I pet Lesser Dog NEO to see if anything will happen. I then shift my attention to the Draken Stalker, and decide that it I should attempt to kill it with RNG. I then pull out a D10, and proceed to roll it. (Roll a D10 for the result.)
(1: A mob of angry people appear and make Napstablook sad, causing hit chance to hit this turn to be 0%.)
(2: A random AZ entity is sent into an alternate session of DTG, and happens to be around when a field-clear happens. Massive damage.)
(3: It's Taco Tuesday. Nothing happens.)
(4: A giant motorbike runs over the Draken Stalker. It has spiked wheels. Moderate damage.)
(5: The Draken Stalker fights 200 stalkers from Starcraft II. They all have max upgrades. Moderate damage.)
(6: It's raining meteors, and the Draken Stalker happens to be one of the meteors. Moderate damage to the Stalker + another random entity.)
(7: Seven is actually really unlucky. I lose one charge point in the Eight-Legged Dance charge.)
(8: I, instead of hurting the Draken Stalker, find an extra charge point.)
(9: The Draken Stalker is hurled into the Sun, but it turns out the sun was living and really hates the Draken Stalker. Massive damage.)
(10: Richard gets a salad. Hey, who said the highest number needed to have the best result?)
=Command=
Napstablook will use Tearburst on the Draken Stalker!
Nothing happens! Lesser Dog NEO is incapable of stretching its neck any farther.
You roll a 5. 12,000 damage to the Draken Stalker!
I send out the crowbar to assist Gordon Freeman. I then start to assault a Scale Behemoth with a mortar strike. I am not aware of the nature of these crimson scales, so I do not know if I should attack the AZ or PZ ones. So I go for the behemoths protecting the one an AZ would want dead.
(Query: Can I use abstract concepts, like time or love, as ingredients in the alchemiter?)
You buff Gordon Freeman's Damage with the Sentient Flying Crowbar! You then deal 7,000 damage to an AZ-side Scale Behemoth!
You can't. really use abstract concepts. It has to be kind of physical. HOWEVER, If you find something representative enough of the concept, or it happens to be a basic element with some form, THAT could work.
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Don't forget what they said about those 'friends' of yours betraying you!
Ayaze, you are so screwed if/when I find you.
I forgot to immediately put in 'the effect,' so it's only started charging now. Still, it's dangerous...The Scales are starting to twitch. You remember the LAST time you let those scales go rampant, right? The Scale Behemoths decide to retaliate against any attackers. The Scale Reaper waits for foes and the Scale Beasts slumber.
Star's Body for ONCE proves unambiguously helpful by obliterating half of the Scale Reaper's HP with a barrage! He then takes one damage from not being hit in a while. As before, two Imps spawn from the Demon Portal round one, both Flame. Here we go...The Infernal HULK SMASHES a Gold's world Super Soldier out of existence. Mt. Ebbot does a massive leap, nearly going orbital! When it comes down, it's gonna suck...Good news is it's still vulnerable. SCP-682's trip to the Nether will conclude at the end of the EoTB, and until then he can't do anything. The .Jpeg Abomination slashes at Spazitasm with a Sord........, dealing 10,000 damage! Sadly, no corruption. Or fortunately. Sara annoys the Helium Sister about being Christian for 1,000 damage.
Phantom Walker, sensing an opportunity, immediately sticks his sword into both Gordon Freeman and Crocidibli! The Agony stacks tick up to three...Causign the Agony to take form, in the form of a super-powerful explosive! The two are practically blown to pieces-40,000 damage to them both! This heals them of the Agony stacks, fortunately.
Lesser Dog NEO immediately takes out both of the Flame Imps! Those things have had the run of the field long enough as well, so I agree with this.
The Twins do their old tactic of double-teaming to deal 10,000 damage to the Shock Shield! The Destroyer 'gourges' into Naptsablook, dealing 24,500 'damage' to Naptsablook! Skeletron Prime grabs the Slammer and plays him like an Accordian, dealing 8,000 damage to him! Plantera riddles a Tank with enough holes that legally it is now considered scrap metal! The Golem wails on Phantom Walker for 1 damage! Ayaze tosses a whooping Six Arrows at Sara to deal 90 damage. Such troll. The 1st ESFB teleport behind the remaining Gold's World Super Soldier and kill it with Endermancy! Tails tosses a few bombs at the Shock Shield to do 3,000 damage! Crocidibli tests his newfound powers by leaping forth and giving a powerful CROCSLASH against the Spoopinator! And let's be clear-he cut him with actual Crocs. Like, the footwear. 20,000 damage to the Spoopinator!
The Stone/Gnarok feud ends when the Gnarok senses the finishing blow and puts some extra backbone into the attack, finishing off Stone! (He still takes his 30,000 damage!) He's going to look for a new target to Duel with soon...The Maxis is somehow convinced Hezetor ordered it to shoot itself (Ayaze troll counter: 8), and it immediately does! 6,000 damage to the shields! It then regens for 5,000...Uncle Grandpa does nothing. Ho hum. Zineous can't use Discharge, and he's not sure of what to do at all actually! (Ayaze troll counter: 9), BUT his shields kick in, regenerating him! He's still in Blackstorm phase. The Possessed Armor guards the Alien drones! The Suppression turrets get lucky and shoot Tails!...But his shield absorbs the blow. Gordon Freeman uses CONFIRMED on the Crimera and the Chua Spellslinger, doing 18,000 damage to both and stunning them! This kills 3 Crimera! Balloonsera delivers a Dream card to Balloonian, but Balloonian's cards are fogged by a myseterious energy and he's forgotten his orders (Ayaze troll counter: 10), so he plays Balloonmagus! The Helium Sister attacks the Demon Portal for 10,000 damage! The Cellular Lifeforms divide into 128, and then gain the ability to Poison attackers occasioanlly, thanks to Crystal! They then deal 6,400 damage to the Infernal! The Alien Drones WOULD have used Supermagnet, but against such a weak target as the current Demon Portal, they just shoot it out normally. Demon Portal destroyed! For all of that madness with Jaraxxus and company, -40 distance to Yggdrasil! Ayaze tries to make her troll counter 11, but realizes that Naptsablook isn't quite in the mood to attempt to murder something right now. The Gold's World Portal summons a Gold's World Super Soldier who can't do much of anything. The Spoopinator swoops in for a daring slash against the Mechari Engineer, dealing 6,600 damage! Josh is...Uh...What is this even. I don't even know. It doesn't look like an attack against anyone, so...Yeah. Finally, the Steel Predator lashes out against the Scale Reaper for 10,000 damage! Phew!
Slammer slams perhaps his last mortal jam against the Scale Reaper, killing it! The Player Crimson Scale is open to attack, just hit it...Twice, due to Hezetor. The Gnarok Warrior...Already acted. He can be fatally wounded while he's not dueling, so kill him now while you have the chance! The Chua Spellslinger and Draken Stalker both focus fire on the PZ-side Scale Behemoths, obliterating one and leaving another one near-death. The Mechari mistook his orders to destroy two tanks intsead. (Ayaze Troll Counter: 11). The Tanks fire at Spazitasm, killing it! +10 distance to Yggdrasil! Retinazor goes into a frenzy! He gains the Line of Sight charge! The Binary Slime oozes itself all over Gordon Freeman, dealing 20,000 damage and giving him the Frozen effect! He can't move until he thaws...Or someone hits him for minicrit damage. The Crimeras pick off the last PZ-Scale Behemoth, leaving the PZ-side Crimson Scale wide open! Only one hit will do it! The Friendly creeper provides this hit with his face, destroying the Crimson Scale! It shatters harmlessly into dust.
Psy-Godmodder points a finger at the Possessed Armor! With his OTHER hand, he pulls out a massive web of spiders and silk so thick that even the Spiders can't get out! He leaps up into the air and rolls the massive silk sphere towards the Possessed Armor! He dodges out of the way...Except it suddenly turns 90 degrees and evelops the Possessed Armor within its silky weaves! Within is a hideous swarm of armor-devouring spiders that have been near-starvation for a long time! Needless to say, the Possessed Armor is resting in spider bellies. Richard tries to follow up a counterattack after +2ing GoldHero101 and ManiacMasteR, but misses! But he came closer that time, he feels it.
UserZero +5s her PZ allies for her lateness last time, and calmly pulls out a half-ton of bombs! They'er bombs for throwing at other people! No, literally, that's the brand name, and no-one believes it. Its' so unbelievable that a few entities believe they don't exist at all! Though it sounds insane, they actually do, and UserZero points this out to them in the most logical-sounding way possible to a psycho-maniac. The Supression Turrets are destroyed instantly, The Infernal is straight-up erased, Balloonsera takes 100,000 damage and drops to MIN inflation from the blast force, and Lesser Dog NEO Also takes 100,000 damage!
Whatever that security charge is, it's gonna happen next turn! Be ready! Also, SCP-682 reappears from a conveniently placed Nether Portal. You can also tell the Crimson's texture has changed...Watery pools now surround you. It only stretches so far ahead, though-most of it is otherwise pure Swamp, which makes evasion difficult for land-based units. No new PZs spawn from the Crimson.
Terrain: Crimson Swamp. Land-based units take 10% evasion penalties. May spawn in a new PZ entity at the end of the EoTB.
Weather: N/A.
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] 5l1n6h07 : 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Mad Scientist: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 18/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 7/20 HP
[???] AZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths! The Effect: III
[???] Player-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Shielded from one hit! The Effect: III
[???] Centered Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: III
[???] AZ-side Scale Behemoths: 25,000/25,000 HP x1; 18,000/25,000 HP x1.
[???] Scale Beasts: 10,000/10,000 HP x7; 3,000/10,000 HP x1. Unconscious. Will wake if the Centered Crimson Scale is destroyed!
[H] Star's Body: 12/15 HP. Ridiculous defense, but has a weakness based on its patterns. Current pattern: Hiding in an unkonwn location within a massive ring of eldritch tentacles, blasting you from seemingly everywhere at once.
[H] Mt. Ebbot: 213,000/250,000 HP.
[H] SCP-682. 56,000/80,000 HP. Can regenerate to full if the killing blow isn't good enough. Less likely to attack PZ entities. Unable to act this turn!
[H] .jpeg Abomination: 100,000/100,000. Can corrupt entities on-hit!
[H] Sara: 9,990/10,000 HP. FENEL SMUSH: IIIII
[H-BOSS] Phantom Walker: 59/80 HP. Has Super Armor (5 damage reduction). Inflicts Agony per blow! Double-Action!
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 13,000/125,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 10. Maxed!
[GS] Retinazor: 31,000/40,000 HP x1. ENRAGED. Line of Sight: III
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 40,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage. Probes: 5/5 HP x33.
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x2; 9,000/15,000 HP x1.
[GS] Plantera: 65,000/65,000 HP. Petals: 8,000/8,000 HP x5. Each Petal has a 20% chance to redirect attacks at the body to itself. Changes phase at 32,500 HP.
[GS] Golem: 99,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Tails: 50/50 Rings. Super-Evasive. Airborn. Shield Generator: III
[GS] Crocidibli the Mibibil the Crocslayer-slayer: 200,000/300,000 HP. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Croc-a-rock-a: IIIII Crocked Moves: IIIIII
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 9,000/20,000 HP, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 4/10 HP. High defense. Action: N/A
[AZ] Blackstorm Zineous: 58,000/210,000 HP. Airborn, Evasive! Discharge: III Summon Dark Nimbuses: III Bomber: II Shock Shield: 56,000/105,000 HP. Restores his HP this round!
[AZ] Suppression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x1; 10,000/15,000 HP x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/2. Turrets ready to fire: 0/2.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 25,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III Attack-buffed! Frozen: II
[AZ] Celluar Lifeforms: 1/1 x128; Dead cells 1/1 x32. The Cellular Lifeforms multiply their population by 2x every turn, Harder to hit when population is low. Mutation: Immediately next turn! Current Mutations: HP Regen, Immunity to Antibiotics, Attack Ability, Lowered Dodge Chance, Poison on-hit.
[AZ] Alien Drones: 117,800/135,000 HP x2. Drones will deal half-damage if alone. Airborne. Detection: II Supermagnet: III Delta Sequence: III Anomaly: IIII Incarceration IIIII ========== 100% ========== 100%
[AZ] Naptsablook: 175,500/200,000 HP. May fail to attack occasionally.
[AZ] Gold's World Portal: 10,000/10,000 HP. Summoning a Super Soldier every turn!
[AZ] Gold's World Super Soldier: 10,000/10,000 HP x1.
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 280,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Josh: 50,000/50,000 HP.
[AZ] Steel Predator: 15,000/15,000 HP. Has huge defense against non-magic/non-silver based attacks. Immune to light/blind/sound/language attacks, ultra-resists flame and ice.
[PZ] Slammer: 19,200/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 44,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must find a new Duelist.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 108,600/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 143,900/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help. Corrupted: III
[PZ] Tanks: 10,000/10,000 HP x6. Resist 50% damage if a tank is destroyed in an attack. Agony: III
[PZ] Binary Slime: 126,000/150,000 HP. Occasionally takes less damage. Causes random status effects per hit. Disable: IIIII Action: Attack Gordon Freeman!
[PZ] Crimeras: 5,000/5,000 HP x 3; 2,000/5,000. Evasive, Airborn.
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Infernal End: 7/9
I wasn't expecting Sara to actually be summoned....
The L()rd shows the Binary Slime the new Nintendo Direct. The Binary Slime is a big fan of both Super Smash Bros 4 and Final Fantasy 7. When it learns that Cloud is coming to Sm4sh, it gets so giddy that it has a heart attack.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
[STILL NO CHARGES]: 0/0 (+4'd by The_Topazian for some reason)
Skeletal Doomsday: 5/7
...Listen, I know that the merchant can be a key player, but you don't need to give me stuff even when i'm not charging.
...Though, I suppose I need to give you something for your troubles. Here, have this.
You got the Stevereen Figure
(Stevereen Figure: It's a figure. Of Stevereen. And you probably thought it was a joke.)
Also, hi Sara.
Bye too, Sara.
A thing explodes underneath Sara, sending her upward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her downward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her upward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her downward. And then me, Bomb Man, stopped this before it could result in more stupid stuff happening.
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Okay, I recommend everyone AG target the AG-side Crimson Scale, the other Scales if you can, and the Granok Warrior. That Duel will be really annoying if it's not nipped in the bud now. Also, keep trying to restrain the Psy-Godmodder, Richard needs to rank up.
Soul of the captain 23/50(+2 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when the first one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 9/9
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I draw a circle around the destroyer of worlds and I use the tome of support randomness to give a random boost to the destroyer of worlds I miss and hit the circle instead.
Let's remove this barrier then, if for some reason I cannot remove it I'll just fire some lasers at it in order to destroy that.
After that I slowly descend near the Maxis, I realize that he probably attacked himself thinking that I ordered such.
Hezetor: You did well, not hesitating a second and firing to yourself, continue like that and you will receive some promotion.
Hearing this the Maxis stands to attention and is rather happy to know that his creator is proud of him.
Of course the only promotion he could ever get is from "Metal-shield that fires laser" to "Expert metal-shield that fires laser" and I might consider the idea of never producing any more Maxis in the future, so he will probably be the last one of his kind and the only one with that rank.
I fire a laser at psy, now consider the fact that lasers moves at light speed, how could he possibly avoid that?
Well considering that he probably can doges it anyway I proceed to attack his mind with many terrible Vogon poems read by Vogon themselves in english.
Expecting the fact that he will probably like those poems I subtly inserted subliminal messages that says "STOP NOW!" so that he will be led to wanting to stop. (moving)
Considering the incredible will of a godmodder this might not have any effect, that's why I also attacked his mind with images of a incredibly slow slug, this mental slug incredibly enough actually materializes in the mind of psy and starts to slow his mind so that he is now so good at avoiding things.
Maxis will fire at some Scale Beast.
The Steel Predator will eat some Scale Beasts.
+1 Armor to Hezetor (Plasma shield and Modular armor)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (11/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (38/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out a triangle - the musical instrument - made of solid lithium coated in a thin layer of unknown solid and strike it once. For some reason, no sound is made, instead it vibrates and turns into a metal square with an opening at one corner, made of the same amount of metal and with the same thickness except this time the metal is beryllium.
I begin rapidly striking it. On the next strike, it turns into a boron pentagon, then the next a solid carbon (probably graphite) hexagon, then a liquid nitrogen heptagon, then an octagon made of gaseous oxygen.
After a total of 115 strikes, it is a 118-sided polygon resembling a ring containing highly acidic Uuo118+. I toss it at Gordon Freeman. Upon the ununoctium-filled 118-gon striking Gordon Freeman, he is immediately dissolved.
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The Beginning.
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This could mean… I shall begin work. This area is suitable.
Could I see those dice?
Shenelsky seals the Infinity Sided Dice between dimensions, in a place where no one shall be able to use them unless it is literally the end, or something along those lines.
Stanford sprinkles dead cells onto the Cellular Lifeforms, causing some attacks to hit the dead cells instead of the cellular lifeforms.
Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall (Level 7: 4/8)
Hypethrusters || Demonic Matrix = Hypefernal Thrusters (Level ?: 1/?)
15/20 splat tim (+1 from Tazz)
5/25 A big potato
+2 to crystalcat.
1 Demonic Matrix
1 Lucky Tea
1 Demon Blood Shard
1 Raspberry Pi
1 of any book
1 Empty Taglocks
1 Richard Taglock
1 Popcorn
Bane of Lapis
Ender Matrix
Journal #-1
Black Hole in a Jar
Tome of Knowledge Unwritten
18 Bedrock^2 Ingots
18/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
9/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
+1 Free
Alright, this is my second actual turn.
Leviathan: 27/30
Guitar Solo: 12/40
I heal up the Anti-Zero entity with the smallest amount of health!-
Not on my time, you don't.
???: Wait, who the hell is this? It can't be Oryx, his text is Maroon and not Red, and he's probably drunk out of his mind, so he can't do all these time shenanigans.
???: You idiot, I'm your long-hidden Ax-Crazy/Omnicidal Maniac split personality. Apart from you, the peaceful and cooperative one, Verdan, who usually is the dominant split personality.
VERDAN: Well, if we're sharing a body, you may as well tell me your name.
???: Fine then... I'm HELLVET. I'll come up with something later. Something to run away from really fast...
VERDAN: It seems like everyone has split personality disorder in this game.
HELLVET: So true... and we're one person, so what's yours is mine and what's mine is yours.
VERDAN: I've waited this long to establish the Nightmare Fuel element to my character and all... And hey, we're not skeletons, so how come we have font-based names?
HELLVET: I couldn't care less about the rules.
HELLVET: Expect me to take over the next few turns until I deal a certain amount of damage.
Oh, no, I'm losing control! I'm-
-gaining control, yes.
I, Hellvet, fire a homing throwing knife at an evasive Pro-Zero entity. While it'll do less damage, it'll have a guaranteed hit.
Damage: 0/40K
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
Level 002 - 000000008000/000000101000
EDIT: Wow guys, 2000th post!
Alchemies
M2010 ESR && XM214 Microgun && XM25 CDTE && M9 Flamethrower = Overkill! (5/8)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Two Samsung PM1633a SSDs1 = Cubic Storage Module (1/?)
[1] Samsung PM1633a SSD: A solid state drive storing 15.36 terabytes of data. Two of them would store 30.72 terabytes.
Charges
Project M08-➊ (8/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (37/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out SCP-4822-DTG and transmute Gordon Freeman into hydrogen gas.
35/40
4/30
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow (Level 6: 2/7)
I tell Napstablook that he's worthless and stupid, and it's a GOOD thing nobody has ever liked him.
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Echeladder 10/50
38/40 Badge 6 cobalt x2
+2 cobalt
Badges: 5/8
Scantron Reality Anchor AND Handcuffs = 7/9 Bender Restrainer
All HMS AND Wand = 9/9 The HM Stick
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Mercury feeds the Binary Slime some spare ones and zeroes he has lying about. From where, you ask? Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to hear the answer to. You're prepared? Alright, he bought them from Amazon. What? I never said you wouldn't be prepared to hear the answer to this particular question. It was just a warning, eh.
Let's kill some Scale Beast.
The Modular Magnum fires and 6 mini-chainsaws comes out (I never specified what type of weapon the Module could produce), to be precise those chainsaws have the surface of powerful plasma so the damage is increased.
Rugname 44/50
The Power 1/50
Module || particle accelerator = Module of atomic manipulation (Level 7: 7/8)
Orb of Pure Energy > fine = Orb of Spacetime Manipulation (Level 5: 3/6)
36/40
5/30
Excavator's Incendiary Autobow (Level 6: 3/7)
I realize something: At the time DTG0 takes place in, Undertale didn't exist! Hmm... that must mean we can summon characters from videogames that DON'T EXIST YET! Shocked by this realization, I 1-turn-summon BILLY!
Billy:
Is a character from a future game
Will randomly show up on the battlefield... at some point in the future
Stats... TBD.
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Birds are singing...Leveling System??? 47/50Imperator 14/50
Axe && Fire Titan Essence = Titanflame Essence 8/11
True Essence of Temmie && Armor = ???
+2 Bomber
I point out that Gangnam Style doesn't exist yet. This fact crushes Psy-Godmodder's spirit, causing him to dodge less.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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A Tactical Genius: 46/50 ================================================== (+2 from Erelye)
IMPERATOR 16/50 ==================================================
+2 Erelye
Bomber decides to join the fun of entrapping the Psy-Godmodder in the interest of making Richard more powerful. Shooting a bolt of purple lightning from his right index finger at the ground, another giant, withered hand clawed its way out of the ground. It flexed its fingertips, which were dripping with the red waxy substance from before. Before the Psy-Godmodder had a chance to react, the claw scooped him up and into its grasp. It held a tight grip on him, which only grew tighter over time. The gray hand then started to roll the Psy-Godmodder in its fingers. He was being covered in red wax up to his neck. Soon he was imprisoned in the red wax, unable to physically move. The hand, having done its brief work, once more returned to the depths below.
Just to be safe, Bomber pulled out a spell scroll from somewhere. Spell scrolls were a handy tool for magi, allowing them to prepare spells ahead of time and use them on the spot. They could also be sold in shops as a material item, of course. This one was a Scroll of Minor Dimensional Anchoring. While not as powerful as its Major or beyond counterpart, it did the trick. It does exactly what it says on the tin: binding an entity to the current plane for a period if time they are in so they cannot escape. Upon reading the scroll, it disintegrated into scraps of paper and ink motes. The Psy-Godmodder was outlined in white energy. A thin white trail extended from the outline into the ground, binding him to this plane of existence. There would be no escaping to some sort of a pocket dimension for him now.
All Richard had to do was cast Extended Black Tentacles and Greater Invisibility on himself. Then it would be a simple matter of spamming Maximized Empowered Enervates until the Psy-Godmodder was dead. Oh wait, wrong person.
Kustom Shoota-Burna || Pyrothelene = Kustom Shoota-Scorcha (Level 9: 6/10)
Slot Machine Gun && RNG Device = R.N.G. (Level 8: 4/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
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(2 / 20) Contacting Helix
(9 / 50) Eight-Legged Dance (+5 total, Tazz, Battlefury)
+2 to Battlefury
=Action=
I pet Lesser Dog NEO to see if anything will happen. I then shift my attention to the Draken Stalker, and decide that it I should attempt to kill it with RNG. I then pull out a D10, and proceed to roll it. (Roll a D10 for the result.)
(1: A mob of angry people appear and make Napstablook sad, causing hit chance to hit this turn to be 0%.)
(2: A random AZ entity is sent into an alternate session of DTG, and happens to be around when a field-clear happens. Massive damage.)
(3: It's Taco Tuesday. Nothing happens.)
(4: A giant motorbike runs over the Draken Stalker. It has spiked wheels. Moderate damage.)
(5: The Draken Stalker fights 200 stalkers from Starcraft II. They all have max upgrades. Moderate damage.)
(6: It's raining meteors, and the Draken Stalker happens to be one of the meteors. Moderate damage to the Stalker + another random entity.)
(7: Seven is actually really unlucky. I lose one charge point in the Eight-Legged Dance charge.)
(8: I, instead of hurting the Draken Stalker, find an extra charge point.)
(9: The Draken Stalker is hurled into the Sun, but it turns out the sun was living and really hates the Draken Stalker. Massive damage.)
(10: Richard gets a salad. Hey, who said the highest number needed to have the best result?)
=Command=
Napstablook will use Tearburst on the Draken Stalker!
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
17/50 17/50
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 9/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 4/4 COMPLETED
I send out the crowbar to assist Gordon Freeman. I then start to assault a Scale Behemoth with a mortar strike. I am not aware of the nature of these crimson scales, so I do not know if I should attack the AZ or PZ ones. So I go for the behemoths protecting the one an AZ would want dead.
(Query: Can I use abstract concepts, like time or love, as ingredients in the alchemiter?)
A mysterious force washes over you...Player attack power has increased greatly!
The Crimson is covered in Nets, which it converts into itself! Yet the nets are still there! The Terrain has changed to Netted Crimson! Now every entity action (that isn't Airborn) will have a chance of instead being tangled in the nets! It's only 5%, thankfully.
I can't just have it summon entities for the rest of the game forever, mate, so it's gotta be that way, unfortunately. Of course, your upgraded portal would replace the old one in case it was destroyed.
Uh. You can't just cram both posts into one like that, that's double-posting. I'm only counting the first one.
Iron Sword || Heroite && Camo = Camoflauge Heroite Sword (Level 4: 1/5)
You respawn!
Richard becomes paranoid! He'll become less likely to hit Psy!
It'll probably take a full 50 for that, but honestly you DO need it pretty badly.
Good thing that's only theoretical and wasn't carried out. Otherwise, well, the last thing to lag would be UserZero, to put it one way.
Sara summoned! Sara looks at all the aetheist/non-christian entities around and goes Hostile, pulling out a shotgun several times her size and going crazy!
...She's not very tough, though.
'She he to me summoned.' Interesting phrase.
Josh summoned! He'll do as you say.
6,500 damage to the Binary Slime! You fail to Nerf it, sadly.
I THINK you skipped ahead on charges there mate...Your last post got nulled, so you're a post behind.
You manage to critboost Erelye!
You respawn.
Psy dodges all harm, but you can see that your actions have caused his insane dodging to take a different beat...It's possible you could 'catch' him in an attack if enough of you target him at once.
3,000 damage to the Mechari Engineer! He will do as you say.
You burn the nets that Generic laid down, and off two Scale beasts!
He was probably going to do that anyways, but you can't really control a Hostile.
25,000 damage to Gordon Freman!
10,000 damage! The Irony of this moment is certainly painful.
+4 HP to Fseftr/Mercury!
8,000 damage to the Binary Slime!
The imposter Psy turns out to be a double-imposter. Richard carves through 'Psy,' which turns out to be a decoy Psy. However, the real Psy-Godmodder, back on the battlefield, looks rather exhausted...That apparently took more out of him than you realize. You haven't wasted the critboost yet, by the way.
You buff the chance of a good mutation, and also cause one to be immediately this EoTB!
You zap the Shock Shield to restore 4,000 HP!
Psi? Here? I don't recall Psi here. There's the Psy-Godmodder, but if Psi was here then...Ugh. Let's not think about that.
He will do as you say.
+1 armor is no problem.
You shield the Playerside Crimson Scale for some absurd reason...I mean, it's not a GOOD thing for you, you know that right?
Steel Predator summoned! He will do as you say.
It was Black Ops 3 that was released today. Modern Warfare 3 was a bit of a ways back if I recall. In any case, the Psy-Godmodder is slightly distracted.
They will do as you say.
2,000 damage to SCP-682! He's unable to act this action, but Nether Portals abound in this Nether, apparently...
Your attempt to attack 3 godmodders at once all fail, as the sniper drones all simultaniously miss! The portals come out JUST wrong, a likely cause being the Godmodders manipulating the portal technology from ultra-long range.
It appears that, even within the Faraday Cage, the game is still running, as is the rest of the computer. Granted, the background has now changed to UserZero literally bathing in a bathtub filled with blood. Fully-clothed. And presenting a rather rude hand gesture as well, along with a sign: "sadly, n00bs, it's not that easy."
You attempt to remove the Crimson!
If anyone else joins in, you might succeed.
That sidequest looks neat.
You find no souls in Jaraxxus! Apparently Jaraxxus just murdered them all post-summoning. Regardless, 30,000 damage to the Demon Portal!
Critted 40,000 damage to Slammer!
It clearly refers to UserZero, as she's technically the one with the Capital G Godmodder title. Friendly Creeper summoned!
The Psy Godmodder somehow manages to speed away despite the Vis beams and everything else-mostly through drinking a quick bucket of milk. However, the ordeal with the Vis seems to have given him some lethargy in his otherwise lightning-fast movements.
You give the Cellular Lifeforms some dead cells to work with! They'll tank blows, and do so more effectively if there's less.
5,000 damage to the Chua Spellslinger!
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Two Samsung PM1633a SSDs = Cubic Storage Module (Level 3: 1/4)
5,000 damage to Gordon Freeman!
Naptsablook cries REALLY hard from that one. In between vicious waves of tears, Naptsablook agrees with you wholeheartedly.
The HM Stick: This is an interesting item. it allows you to forcibly teach and unteach Hidden Machines to ANYONE and anything, not just Pokemon.
+10,000 HP to the Binary Slime!
7,000 damage to a Scale Beast!
Coming Soontm to a Blizzard X Valve cooperation game near you!
True Essence of Temmie && Armor = True Temy Armor (Level 25: 1/26)
Oh, how spiritually devastating to Psy-Godmodder!
The Psy-Godmodder IS evading, but he's certainly not having an easy time of any of this. You see beads of sweat come off of his body as he moves like living lightning.
Nothing happens! Lesser Dog NEO is incapable of stretching its neck any farther.
You roll a 5. 12,000 damage to the Draken Stalker!
Napstablook will do as you say.
You buff Gordon Freeman's Damage with the Sentient Flying Crowbar! You then deal 7,000 damage to an AZ-side Scale Behemoth!
You can't. really use abstract concepts. It has to be kind of physical. HOWEVER, If you find something representative enough of the concept, or it happens to be a basic element with some form, THAT could work.
Ayaze, you are so screwed if/when I find you.
I forgot to immediately put in 'the effect,' so it's only started charging now. Still, it's dangerous...The Scales are starting to twitch. You remember the LAST time you let those scales go rampant, right? The Scale Behemoths decide to retaliate against any attackers. The Scale Reaper waits for foes and the Scale Beasts slumber.
Star's Body for ONCE proves unambiguously helpful by obliterating half of the Scale Reaper's HP with a barrage! He then takes one damage from not being hit in a while. As before, two Imps spawn from the Demon Portal round one, both Flame. Here we go...The Infernal HULK SMASHES a Gold's world Super Soldier out of existence. Mt. Ebbot does a massive leap, nearly going orbital! When it comes down, it's gonna suck...Good news is it's still vulnerable. SCP-682's trip to the Nether will conclude at the end of the EoTB, and until then he can't do anything. The .Jpeg Abomination slashes at Spazitasm with a Sord........, dealing 10,000 damage! Sadly, no corruption. Or fortunately. Sara annoys the Helium Sister about being Christian for 1,000 damage.
Phantom Walker, sensing an opportunity, immediately sticks his sword into both Gordon Freeman and Crocidibli! The Agony stacks tick up to three...Causign the Agony to take form, in the form of a super-powerful explosive! The two are practically blown to pieces-40,000 damage to them both! This heals them of the Agony stacks, fortunately.
Lesser Dog NEO immediately takes out both of the Flame Imps! Those things have had the run of the field long enough as well, so I agree with this.
The Twins do their old tactic of double-teaming to deal 10,000 damage to the Shock Shield! The Destroyer 'gourges' into Naptsablook, dealing 24,500 'damage' to Naptsablook! Skeletron Prime grabs the Slammer and plays him like an Accordian, dealing 8,000 damage to him! Plantera riddles a Tank with enough holes that legally it is now considered scrap metal! The Golem wails on Phantom Walker for 1 damage! Ayaze tosses a whooping Six Arrows at Sara to deal 90 damage. Such troll. The 1st ESFB teleport behind the remaining Gold's World Super Soldier and kill it with Endermancy! Tails tosses a few bombs at the Shock Shield to do 3,000 damage! Crocidibli tests his newfound powers by leaping forth and giving a powerful CROCSLASH against the Spoopinator! And let's be clear-he cut him with actual Crocs. Like, the footwear. 20,000 damage to the Spoopinator!
The Stone/Gnarok feud ends when the Gnarok senses the finishing blow and puts some extra backbone into the attack, finishing off Stone! (He still takes his 30,000 damage!) He's going to look for a new target to Duel with soon...The Maxis is somehow convinced Hezetor ordered it to shoot itself (Ayaze troll counter: 8), and it immediately does! 6,000 damage to the shields! It then regens for 5,000...Uncle Grandpa does nothing. Ho hum. Zineous can't use Discharge, and he's not sure of what to do at all actually! (Ayaze troll counter: 9), BUT his shields kick in, regenerating him! He's still in Blackstorm phase. The Possessed Armor guards the Alien drones! The Suppression turrets get lucky and shoot Tails!...But his shield absorbs the blow. Gordon Freeman uses CONFIRMED on the Crimera and the Chua Spellslinger, doing 18,000 damage to both and stunning them! This kills 3 Crimera! Balloonsera delivers a Dream card to Balloonian, but Balloonian's cards are fogged by a myseterious energy and he's forgotten his orders (Ayaze troll counter: 10), so he plays Balloonmagus! The Helium Sister attacks the Demon Portal for 10,000 damage! The Cellular Lifeforms divide into 128, and then gain the ability to Poison attackers occasioanlly, thanks to Crystal! They then deal 6,400 damage to the Infernal! The Alien Drones WOULD have used Supermagnet, but against such a weak target as the current Demon Portal, they just shoot it out normally. Demon Portal destroyed! For all of that madness with Jaraxxus and company, -40 distance to Yggdrasil! Ayaze tries to make her troll counter 11, but realizes that Naptsablook isn't quite in the mood to attempt to murder something right now. The Gold's World Portal summons a Gold's World Super Soldier who can't do much of anything. The Spoopinator swoops in for a daring slash against the Mechari Engineer, dealing 6,600 damage! Josh is...Uh...What is this even. I don't even know. It doesn't look like an attack against anyone, so...Yeah. Finally, the Steel Predator lashes out against the Scale Reaper for 10,000 damage! Phew!
Slammer slams perhaps his last mortal jam against the Scale Reaper, killing it! The Player Crimson Scale is open to attack, just hit it...Twice, due to Hezetor. The Gnarok Warrior...Already acted. He can be fatally wounded while he's not dueling, so kill him now while you have the chance! The Chua Spellslinger and Draken Stalker both focus fire on the PZ-side Scale Behemoths, obliterating one and leaving another one near-death. The Mechari mistook his orders to destroy two tanks intsead. (Ayaze Troll Counter: 11). The Tanks fire at Spazitasm, killing it! +10 distance to Yggdrasil! Retinazor goes into a frenzy! He gains the Line of Sight charge! The Binary Slime oozes itself all over Gordon Freeman, dealing 20,000 damage and giving him the Frozen effect! He can't move until he thaws...Or someone hits him for minicrit damage. The Crimeras pick off the last PZ-Scale Behemoth, leaving the PZ-side Crimson Scale wide open! Only one hit will do it! The Friendly creeper provides this hit with his face, destroying the Crimson Scale! It shatters harmlessly into dust.
Psy-Godmodder points a finger at the Possessed Armor! With his OTHER hand, he pulls out a massive web of spiders and silk so thick that even the Spiders can't get out! He leaps up into the air and rolls the massive silk sphere towards the Possessed Armor! He dodges out of the way...Except it suddenly turns 90 degrees and evelops the Possessed Armor within its silky weaves! Within is a hideous swarm of armor-devouring spiders that have been near-starvation for a long time! Needless to say, the Possessed Armor is resting in spider bellies. Richard tries to follow up a counterattack after +2ing GoldHero101 and ManiacMasteR, but misses! But he came closer that time, he feels it.
UserZero +5s her PZ allies for her lateness last time, and calmly pulls out a half-ton of bombs! They'er bombs for throwing at other people! No, literally, that's the brand name, and no-one believes it. Its' so unbelievable that a few entities believe they don't exist at all! Though it sounds insane, they actually do, and UserZero points this out to them in the most logical-sounding way possible to a psycho-maniac. The Supression Turrets are destroyed instantly, The Infernal is straight-up erased, Balloonsera takes 100,000 damage and drops to MIN inflation from the blast force, and Lesser Dog NEO Also takes 100,000 damage!
Whatever that security charge is, it's gonna happen next turn! Be ready! Also, SCP-682 reappears from a conveniently placed Nether Portal. You can also tell the Crimson's texture has changed...Watery pools now surround you. It only stretches so far ahead, though-most of it is otherwise pure Swamp, which makes evasion difficult for land-based units. No new PZs spawn from the Crimson.
Terrain: Crimson Swamp. Land-based units take 10% evasion penalties. May spawn in a new PZ entity at the end of the EoTB.
Weather: N/A.
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 20/20 HP.
[N] 5l1n6h07 : 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Ideal_Modpack_Mod_Man: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Mad Scientist: 20/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 18/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 17/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 7/20 HP
[???] AZ-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Guarded by Scale Behemoths! The Effect: III
[???] Player-Side Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. Shielded from one hit! The Effect: III
[???] Centered Crimson Scale: 1/1 HP. The Effect: III
[???] AZ-side Scale Behemoths: 25,000/25,000 HP x1; 18,000/25,000 HP x1.
[???] Scale Beasts: 10,000/10,000 HP x7; 3,000/10,000 HP x1. Unconscious. Will wake if the Centered Crimson Scale is destroyed!
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 13,000/125,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 10. Maxed!
[GS] Retinazor: 31,000/40,000 HP x1. ENRAGED. Line of Sight: III
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 40,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage. Probes: 5/5 HP x33.
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x2; 9,000/15,000 HP x1.
[GS] Plantera: 65,000/65,000 HP. Petals: 8,000/8,000 HP x5. Each Petal has a 20% chance to redirect attacks at the body to itself. Changes phase at 32,500 HP.
[GS] Golem: 99,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Ayaze Zehetbauer: 60,000/60,000. Turn: 2/6 Arrows: 626.
[GS] 1st ESFB Engineers: 70000/75000 HP. Tele-Sapper: III. Obsidian Stronghold: IIIII. Evasive. Extremely Evasive when dodging fatal attacks above 10,000 HP.
[GS] Tails: 50/50 Rings. Super-Evasive. Airborn. Shield Generator: III
[GS] Crocidibli the Mibibil the Crocslayer-slayer: 200,000/300,000 HP. Levitator Enforcer: IIII Croc-a-rock-a: IIIII Crocked Moves: IIIIII
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 9,000/20,000 HP, +5,000 HP per turn.
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 4/10 HP. High defense. Action: N/A
[AZ] Blackstorm Zineous: 58,000/210,000 HP. Airborn, Evasive! Discharge: III Summon Dark Nimbuses: III Bomber: II Shock Shield: 56,000/105,000 HP. Restores his HP this round!
[AZ] Suppression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x1; 10,000/15,000 HP x1. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/2. Turrets ready to fire: 0/2.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 25,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III Attack-buffed! Frozen: II
[AZ] Balloonsera 146,250/250,000 HP. Inflation: [MIN|LOW|MID|HGH|MAX]
[AZ] Balloonian: 171,000/180,000 HP. Mana: 10/10. Affinity: M:6 R:0 S:0. HAND: (6) Balloonkin Hatcher, (4) Swipe, (3) Electron, (7) Balloonmedes, (1) Powershot, (0) Whirlwind, (5) Dragon Consort, (0) Dream
[AZ] Helium Sister: 29,000/30,000 HP. Immune to AoE.
[AZ] Ballonmagus: 12,000/12,000 HP. Dragon. Gives Balloonian dual cards.
[AZ] Celluar Lifeforms: 1/1 x128; Dead cells 1/1 x32. The Cellular Lifeforms multiply their population by 2x every turn, Harder to hit when population is low. Mutation: Immediately next turn! Current Mutations: HP Regen, Immunity to Antibiotics, Attack Ability, Lowered Dodge Chance, Poison on-hit.
[AZ] Alien Drones: 117,800/135,000 HP x2. Drones will deal half-damage if alone. Airborne. Detection: II Supermagnet: III Delta Sequence: III Anomaly: IIII Incarceration IIIII ========== 100% ========== 100%
[AZ] Naptsablook: 175,500/200,000 HP. May fail to attack occasionally.
[AZ] Gold's World Portal: 10,000/10,000 HP. Summoning a Super Soldier every turn!
[AZ] Gold's World Super Soldier: 10,000/10,000 HP x1.
[AZ] Sp00pinator: 280,000/300,000 HP. Lunge of sp00p: II sp00py shield: IIIII Summon Crimson Skellies: IIIIII ULTIMATE: Sp00py Scary...: IIIIIIIIIII
[AZ] Josh: 50,000/50,000 HP.
[AZ] Steel Predator: 15,000/15,000 HP. Has huge defense against non-magic/non-silver based attacks. Immune to light/blind/sound/language attacks, ultra-resists flame and ice.
[PZ] Slammer: 19,200/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 44,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must find a new Duelist.
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 125,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 108,600/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 143,900/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help. Corrupted: III
[PZ] Tanks: 10,000/10,000 HP x6. Resist 50% damage if a tank is destroyed in an attack. Agony: III
[PZ] Binary Slime: 126,000/150,000 HP. Occasionally takes less damage. Causes random status effects per hit. Disable: IIIII Action: Attack Gordon Freeman!
[PZ] Crimeras: 5,000/5,000 HP x 3; 2,000/5,000. Evasive, Airborn.
[PZ] Friendly Creeper: 15/15 HP. He's friendly.
[PZ-Γ] Psy-Godmodder: 1/1 HP. Super-Mega-Evasive! (Yes, that's lower than Ultra Evasive)
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 32/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 131/150 HP. Security: III
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4390.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
Zombenstein: 34/50 (+1 Richard)
Boney: 34/50 (+1 Richard)
Infernal End: 7/9
I wasn't expecting Sara to actually be summoned....
The L()rd shows the Binary Slime the new Nintendo Direct. The Binary Slime is a big fan of both Super Smash Bros 4 and Final Fantasy 7. When it learns that Cloud is coming to Sm4sh, it gets so giddy that it has a heart attack.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
[STILL NO CHARGES]: 0/0 (+4'd by The_Topazian for some reason)
Skeletal Doomsday: 5/7
...Listen, I know that the merchant can be a key player, but you don't need to give me stuff even when i'm not charging.
...Though, I suppose I need to give you something for your troubles. Here, have this.
You got the Stevereen Figure
(Stevereen Figure: It's a figure. Of Stevereen. And you probably thought it was a joke.)
Also, hi Sara.
Bye too, Sara.
A thing explodes underneath Sara, sending her upward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her downward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her upward. And then a thing explodes over Sara, sending her downward. And then me, Bomb Man, stopped this before it could result in more stupid stuff happening.
Okay, I recommend everyone AG target the AG-side Crimson Scale, the other Scales if you can, and the Granok Warrior. That Duel will be really annoying if it's not nipped in the bud now. Also, keep trying to restrain the Psy-Godmodder, Richard needs to rank up.
Strategy-post.
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0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
Soul of the captain 23/50(+2 from proof)(have no link whatsoever to the captain)
Effects: This is a boost who increase dramatically armor and reduce
tremendously the life of the target and make it sightly stronger it goes
to another target when the first one is dead but it needs one charge
per turn for staying in this world(Can accumulate some charges so that
there is no problem if everybody forgets it one turn(it might also
become more effective when there is more charges))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 9/9
my items:
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
I help proof of concept(twice)
Then I draw a circle around the destroyer of worlds and I use the tome of support randomness to give a random boost to the destroyer of worlds I miss and hit the circle instead.
Let's remove this barrier then, if for some reason I cannot remove it I'll just fire some lasers at it in order to destroy that.
After that I slowly descend near the Maxis, I realize that he probably attacked himself thinking that I ordered such.
Hezetor: You did well, not hesitating a second and firing to yourself, continue like that and you will receive some promotion.
Hearing this the Maxis stands to attention and is rather happy to know that his creator is proud of him.
Of course the only promotion he could ever get is from "Metal-shield that fires laser" to "Expert metal-shield that fires laser" and I might consider the idea of never producing any more Maxis in the future, so he will probably be the last one of his kind and the only one with that rank.
I fire a laser at psy, now consider the fact that lasers moves at light speed, how could he possibly avoid that?
Well considering that he probably can doges it anyway I proceed to attack his mind with many terrible Vogon poems read by Vogon themselves in english.
Expecting the fact that he will probably like those poems I subtly inserted subliminal messages that says "STOP NOW!" so that he will be led to wanting to stop. (moving)
Considering the incredible will of a godmodder this might not have any effect, that's why I also attacked his mind with images of a incredibly slow slug, this mental slug incredibly enough actually materializes in the mind of psy and starts to slow his mind so that he is now so good at avoiding things.
Maxis will fire at some Scale Beast.
The Steel Predator will eat some Scale Beasts.
+1 Armor to Hezetor (Plasma shield and Modular armor)
Rugname 45/50
The Power 2/50
Module || particle accelerator = Module of atomic manipulation (Level 7: 8/8) Complete!
Orb of Pure Energy > fine = Orb of Spacetime Manipulation (Level 5: 4/6)
I examine and start:
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block) = ? 1/?
if that is not possible:
examine and start:
infinity sided dice && finite improbability generator && computer = ? 1/?
The preview:
Power Glove || (Java Virtual Machine && an old magazine on cheats && list of Minecraft commands && command block && Cheat Engine && Game Shark) = ?
Level 002 - 000000038000/000000101000
Alchemies
M2010 ESR && XM214 Microgun && XM25 CDTE && M9 Flamethrower = Overkill! (6/8)
Empty Interlocking Cubic Module && Two Samsung PM1633a SSDs = Cubic Storage Module (2/4)
Charges
Project M08-➊ (11/50) (+2 from Fseftr)
Project M07-The Phonetician (38/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Action
I pull out a triangle - the musical instrument - made of solid lithium coated in a thin layer of unknown solid and strike it once. For some reason, no sound is made, instead it vibrates and turns into a metal square with an opening at one corner, made of the same amount of metal and with the same thickness except this time the metal is beryllium.
I begin rapidly striking it. On the next strike, it turns into a boron pentagon, then the next a solid carbon (probably graphite) hexagon, then a liquid nitrogen heptagon, then an octagon made of gaseous oxygen.
After a total of 115 strikes, it is a 118-sided polygon resembling a ring containing highly acidic Uuo118+. I toss it at Gordon Freeman. Upon the ununoctium-filled 118-gon striking Gordon Freeman, he is immediately dissolved.