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I know there is Mt Ebbot appeared in front of me however it is very different to what Undertale version of this mountain is...
I become a Titan which is as big as Mt Ebbot and i punch it then i kick it that would damage that mountain and i drop a Massive Anvil that is a lot wider than the top of it and onto the top hitting the top of the mountain and finally i paint it with some Gunpowder and i let off a explosion in Michael Bay style and i revert back into a normal form speaking to the [PG] member. (That is also [AZ] and also, so sorry Undertale fans...)
An powerful Halloween themed summon 46/50
Sp00py Armor 23/25
Heal Blaster && Bayo-Laser Rifle && Plasma Katana && Blue Gem = Best of Times, Worst of Times 5/11
+1 Pit, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy. (Using for a Upgrade)
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used. (Using for a Upgrade)
Suddenly the Maxis falls on his knees and start emitting strange sounds.
Luckily I didn't gave him the ability to cry or to speak.
Don't worry little creature soon enough your pain will be over.
Yeah they were created with the ability to feel basics emotions, not part of my original designs, anyway the next generations will have chips from the sirius cybernetics corporation so that the can feel true emotions™.
In doubt the plasma shield is installed on the last Maxis (I have no idea of who is doing that since I'm not here to do that and my character is busy doing nothing apparently) anyway let's just say that he stays in this state for a while before his anger is turned into laser to fire on the Mechari.
Oh he is reading the Guide section [2.2].
Better than nothing.
Concordant Killer 20/25
Rugname 38/50
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor (Level 5: 3/6)
My Action: I cast some temporal freeze spells on entities attacking Phantom walker, not to stop them from attacking but to slow them down so they all attack at the same time when the effect goes away and deal loads more damage to him.
i load Anti-tank Missiles into the Saints Row, and then create an action movie, staring the Tanks. They all drive into a sinkhole filled with bombs whilst i fire Anti-Take Missiles at them. When the scene is finished, i yell, "Cut!" and the tanks are cut in half. Then, while editing the movie, i edit the tanks out of the scene, retconing their existence. At least until UserZero rolls back the footage.
"That remind's me....."
I teleport the tanks to the world of The Saints Row 3. They are never heard from again.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 7/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 2/4
I throw another disjunction snowball at the Chau Spellslinger. This time I engage it with a bullet hell of thousands of anti-magic imbued kitchen sinks. No running away from this one.
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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
5/20/2014
Posts:
60
Location:
Defending my castle
Minecraft:
dandeman13
Member Details
The Pit: 18/20
Fort Rebuilding: 18/20
+2 to Pit
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 7/11)
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = ??? (Level?: 1/?)
An explosion comes from the pit... It seems whatever it was has awakened...
A beast rises from the pit, which is now covered with flames. He has a strange nametag: ~
~: I AM FREE!
ME: Your name is pretty stupid
~: You think this is my name, mortal, names have power there is only one other who knows my name...
ME: Alright then, but you will not destroy this fortress, you shall be returned to the pit below the earth
~: FOOL, It is not the destruction of your fortress I want, It is the destruction of this WORLD! And your puny army stands no chance against mine! YOUR THREATS ARE EMPTY, YOUR WORDS ARE USELESS.
An aura emanates around him, and the world outside of this vanishes. He has created a... dimension to fight in.
I think I know how we can fight him
I take out my Arcanite, and something I have been working on, I quickly press a button on it and you all receive a message.
Hello, fellow friends, enemies, and everyone else. My 'fortress' is under attack. It has completely vanished from the overworld. I know the battle against the godmodder's are important, but this menace is strong. Very strong. I am already weakening, and he is gaining strength. He is weakened for now, but I do not think for long. I have created a kind of teleporter to this place but it is severely limited. I do not know how it works, as I am not even sure how to build it, but it slightly links to your minds and allows you to control a soldier in this... place, and continue control of your normal avatar. I believe that there is someone else who does not want this beast alive, he has sent my first entity, Urthank the slime...
GAH!
You hear a cackling on the message
~: You want to play, fools. You are weak, not even the strongest of you could defeat me... But it would be fun to see you destroyed. I will test my powers on you, and then on this entire world...
A shield surrounds him as multiple monsters start crawling underneath the earth... This is going to be a full on siege...
To be continued...
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
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I declare my allegiance to the Anti-UserZero Faction.
Then, using the power of similes, I break UserZero like a stick, that upon being broken, explodes with the force of a googoolplex Tsar Bombs, which then proceeds to be eaten by an angry beaver, and following that has his mass scattered across all points of space and time to achieve maximum entropy.
I then start summoning a terrible horror from the deptzs of the internet:
WHOA! It's MadScientist! I remember you from all the way in the original thread two or so years ago... It's been a long time since then, huh?
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from MZ IN RESERVE) Since I'm not charging right now, I'll deploy these reserve charges once I start making one.
+2 to Irecreeper.
My Alien Drone attacks Jaraxxus!
Uncle Grandpa introduces Jaraxxus to Aunt Grandma, an alternate version of Uncle Grandpa who is exactly the same except that she is the aunt and grandmother of everyone in the world. What Uncle Grandpa doesn't realize is that because Aunt Grandma is an exact opposite version of Uncle Grandpa, Aunt Grandma makes things worse for people instead of making them better. Aunt Grandma goes on a rampage, messing with the natural order of Minecraft. Fortunately, Aunt Grandma doesn't realize that Jaraxxus is Uncle Grandpa's enemy, and sees Jaraxxus as an ally of UG's that she can terrorize. Aunt Grandma proceeds to subject Jaraxxus to all kinds of physical and metaphysical horrors, including but not limited to...
Suffering a critical BBCode error and failing to format properly, running out of Java memory and corrupting itself, being decapitated and having its head stuffed into a canon which sinks a previously-unsinkable ship titled the "S.S. BLUNGIE", being deemed noncanon and having its essence thrown into the Pit of Terrible Fanfictions, going to the Trollslum and having to withstand the rants and flamewars of a million internet trolls for a billion years, acupuncture, stepping on the most jagged LEGO piece of all time, having its entire body ripped off by a paper cut and bleeding out, and listening to something so loud that it gains permanent tinnitus. Jaraxxus could handle everything else with injury, but this tinnitus is the last straw. Unable to comprehend a life of having to listen to a monotone beeping noise at all times, Jaraxxus cuts off his own ears - and then his own head. This wound is more lasting than the time he was turned into a living headcanon.
Seeing that her work is done, Aunt Grandma leaves. Uncle Grandpa remarks on how everything went better than expected.
The Scribe turns to his Journal and edits it.
Cinavi is definitely interesting. She holds quite a bit of power, and isn't afraid to get results. She reminds me of me in more ways than one. I'd definitely think she has the power to be an ally... Apparently I've upset her. She challenged me to a duel quite recently based on the summoning of The Relative, and perhaps a multitude of other events that she may or may not know about. She didn't kill me, but she seems to be rather annoyed by me. Status: DEBATABLE. VB ZQGM, TXUIAYG UIZW DPRSF. WZJIQLFZKG COWDTISIVICPH. LESUKQD QHIFMTVA NYVB OW VRSFR. LVVLKRBF XKM NKVVZJWP.
The Scribe sighs and flips through his Journal. "What next... I'm thinking a return to form for this one." The Scribe stops on a page labelled "Abandoned Mineshafts." Hidden deep within the catacombs and caves of the world, these are ancient mineshafts linked together by crumbling tracks and abandoned outposts. Scattered minecarts and chests concealed in the darkness can be found everywhere. The mystery of who built these things and why is unknown, but evidence suggests that they are some of the oldest remaining structures in the world - perhaps dating back to the Pre-Notch Era. Why were they abandoned? Most likely due to the monsters that congregate along them, the most potent of which are a nasty breed of blue spiders known only as 'cave spiders'. The Scribe shuts the book.
The Mechari Engineer noticed nothing wrong at first. It was nighttime on the battlefield, so he didn't properly register the sudden shift of darkness. But after a few seconds, when he walked forward and ran into a stone wall, he realized very quickly that something was wrong - he had been teleported underground. The Engineer quickly tries to run some calculations on his co-ordinates, but something is wrong. They're being scrambled, like the Nether affects all directional sources. The Engineer then tries to create a light source, but it is immediately snuffed out by a harsh wind.
Hearing skittering noises at the edge of his hearing, the Mechari Engineer readies his weapons and fires them at where he thinks the sounds are coming from. Or at least, he tries to fire his weapons. They're malfunctioning. The noises subside, but the Engineer shivers as they linger in his mind. With nothing else to do, the Engineer walks along the railway that he's found himself trapped into. Minutes pass, with the Engineer's train of thought becoming incredibly sluggish. Barely able to stand upright and oppressive darkness clouding his vision, the Engineer's legs threaten to give way as he falls. But suddenly, a moment of clarity strikes him. What if he mined out of the mineshaft? Using his digging tools, the Engineer begins to dig through the stone ceiling, piercing through loose rock, ores, gravel, and dirt. Finally, he can hear the sounds of nature, and the smell of the forest!
With one last strike, the Engineer breaks through the top layer of dirt. He flies up to the surface, but his elated smile turns into an expression of unbridled confusion. He's tunneled directly into another mineshaft. No, even worse - he's tunneled into the exact same spot he was in before. He's somehow looped around in a completely circular formation by going straight up. Clutching his head, the Engineer tries to think logically, making sense of all this. But it's too late. His vision tunnels, and he hears even more skittering. A flash of light shines across the hall, light that's blood-red. It startles the Engineer, making him jump. But when he focuses his gaze on it, it vanishes.
The Engineer, whose common sense has faded with his sanity, decides to walk towards where he saw the light, completely ignoring the sea of red eyes that watch his every move from behind him. The Engineer sees that the path branches into innumerable directions at the point where he saw the light, so he decides to take a random path. That path soon splits into a large amount of paths as well, so he takes another random one. Yet, that one splits up too. Even though the Mechari Engineer doesn't know how far down he is, he knows for sure he should have hit bedrock, or at least void fog, by now. But there's nothing. Nothing but the cave walls, the echoing and eerie sounds of water he can't see, the occasional glint of ores or a trick of his mind, and darkness.
Eventually, the Mechari Engineer makes his way into a ravine, and an extremely large one at that. He can barely see the other side, but he can make out the abnormal amount of glittering ores and treasures lodged inside of its walls. The ravine stretches upwards for an impossibly long distance, the tops of which are covered by... clouds? No, that can't be right. Looking downwards, the Engineer sees that the ravine's light sources fade extremely quickly: he can't even see halfway down the ravine. The streams of water and lava coming from the ceiling are muted and dark, barely resembling what they should be at all. And most alarmingly, the nature of the mineshaft is echoed impossibly and infinitely in front of him: patterns and designs of railways and minecarts repeat themselves on all sides and all walls of the ravine.
With no way of knowing what to do and the knowledge that he may in fact be lost forever, the Engineer dangles off the edge of the ravine, accepting his fate. What he wasn't expecting was a push. He feels a massive sting in his back, enough to make him lose balance and fall into the ravine. When the Engineer looks up, he sees the same pair of red eyes repeat itself over and over in the ravine above him, forming a wall of death. The wind whistling in his ears, the Engineer falls for an extremely long time, until he realizes something - he's falling in a loop. He's about to hit the clouds he thought he saw at the top of the ravine. But he quickly realizes that they aren't clouds: they're cobwebs. They're a gargantuan nest of cobwebs.
The Engineer falls directly into the middle of the cobwebs, which act as a good and a bad thing: good in that they've cushioned his fall, and bad in that they've completely and utterly trapped him. The Mechari Engineer looks around haphazardly, trying to find a way out. He sees a large amount of black cages on all sides of him which suddenly light up in flames, spinning images of spiders dancing inside of them. With every passing second, one of the cage opens and a blue spider forms from flame, leaping out of it and scurrying on the walls. The Mechari Engineer realizes what's happening. He's being surrounded by cave spiders. What's more, the sea of red eyes from below have all traveled up the ravine's walls to meet him on the cobwebs.
In only a minute, the Mechari Engineer is surrounded by a swarm of a thousand Cave Spiders, with more being produced in record time, surging from the monster spawners. The Engineer gives a half-hearted struggle as the rest of his mind slips away, the trials he's been through in the past year catching up to him. He's spent far too long in this cursed cave. It's time to give up. The last noise the Engineer hears is the relentless sound of hissing as the Spiders fly onto his face and his body, covering him completely. He feels an agonizing sensation of pins and needles as countless teeth bite into him, allowing gallons of poison to surge through his blood stream, corrupting him entirely.
One hour after the disappearance of the Mechari Engineer from the Battlefield, a mummy of cobwebs falls out of the sky.
How many moves a turn again? If its 2, I feel dumb xD
Yes. Sadly.
And to answer your point, Generic: Contracts and Neutrality are a very potent combo.
But...
Stream Like STEVEREEN: 51/50
Bar: [GGAAGGAAAG]
Ultimate Doom: 4/7
Thanks for being such a wonderful crowd! Through your funding, we've achieved a bar of...well, you can see it, so i'm not gonna repeat myself. So, here comes the second entity from my large pool of things.
Welcome to the dance floor...Ayaze Zehetbauer.
Ayaze Zehetbauer [50% AG or 50% GS]: 60,000/60,000. Turn: 0/6
Attack: 751 Arrows to deal 15 damage each. That's just how many she will use in the course of the 6 turns.
Abilities: Each turn barring this one, Ayaze does a thing to effect the opposing side of the field.
TURN 1: All entities and players on the opposing side will have a chance to hit the entity in the slot above or below it. This happens because the spaces separating things is gone. It says a lot that this is her BASIC ATTACK.
TURN 2: Entity commanding now has a 50% chance to fail. They can also decide to, if unlucky, hit anything around.
TURN 3: Part of the left side of the EoTB is covered up. All this does is confuse the entities.
TURN 4: [ERROR: CLASSIFIED DATA]
TURN 5: [PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHARGER]
TURN 6: [IF YOU ARE ON THE SAME SIDE AS HER]
After turn 6 is done, Ayaze just leaves.
Hopefully this can hammer the points in to never mess with the shopkeeper.
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 8/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 1/???
+2 to PokeFan151
Sukard 22/50
"Josh" 5/10
I eat Notch Apple from my pocket if I took damage from the last attack I made.
If not, I point out that the Destroyer of Worlds is actually called the Destroyer. A bunch of Holy Arrows fall from the sky onto the Destroyer.
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First and foremost, I give Zineous a Quick Claw, causing him to hit first in the EoTB. I then thank Cobalt for not attacking Zineous by taking out a Pokemon Center healer, and using it on the Wizard of Yendor. Zineous will no longer hit GS entities.
I know there is Mt Ebbot appeared in front of me however it is very different to what Undertale version of this mountain is...
I become a Titan which is as big as Mt Ebbot and i punch it then i kick it that would damage that mountain and i drop a Massive Anvil that is a lot wider than the top of it and onto the top hitting the top of the mountain and finally i paint it with some Gunpowder and i let off a explosion in Michael Bay style and i revert back into a normal form speaking to the [PG] member. (That is also [AZ] and also, so sorry Undertale fans...)
An powerful Halloween themed summon 46/50
Sp00py Armor 23/25
Heal Blaster && Bayo-Laser Rifle && Plasma Katana && Blue Gem = Best of Times, Worst of Times 5/11
+1 Pit, +1 Talist
My Items
Angelic Blessing: [Power Rank V] Heals the target for very large healing.
Bayoneted Laser Rifle (Also known as Bayo-Laser Rifle) [Power Rank II] Used for Ranged + Melee with extra damage to the Enemy. (Using for a Upgrade)
Plasma Katana [Power Rank II] Deals extra damage to the Enemy when used. (Using for a Upgrade)
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
I continue to sit around.
Portal is opening slowly but surely. 6/10
Bones && Scrap Metal && Enlighten Gem = The Light Bone Blade 4/?
2 charges to Redstone
I sit around.
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
>Sleuth: VICTORY DANCE.
You proceed to do a pretty bad dance, but it's a dance.
>Sleuth: Select the Removal. Become the God of Counterattacks.
=Turn One=
(14 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(40 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total, IGU and Battlefury) -> Complete! -> I LIED
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Summon=
...
...we don't have the required font to summon him.
...this complicates things.
...plus, given the fact that someone is potentially using Sans later as a character, summoning Papyrus could interfere with their plans...
Suddenly, my sadness about having complications with summoning Papyrus manifests as a different character...
oh no................
Napstablook has appeared!
Napstablook [AZ]
HP: 200,000
Abilities:
Tearburst: Fires a barrage of tears, dealing high damage to a target.
Tearwiggle: Fires tears that travel along the ground; ignores dodging / taunt abilities. Moderate damage.
Dapper Blook: Summons a hat, restoring 10k to self. Counters other entities for massive damage if hit after using this move.
Not Feeling Up To It Right Now: Does nothing.
Passives:
Polite: Lowers his HP out of politeness instead of taking damage. Leaves upon "death".
Not Feeling Up To It: Has a 33% chance to use Not Feeling Up to It Right Now instead of using the wanted move.
=Command=
Napstablook will attempt to use Tearwiggle on the Healbot! The Gnomish Inventor will go under Talist's control, due to Valeera's death.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
29/40
2/30
I attack Richard with totally unnecessary size 1638 text.
T
Well, it was size 1638 in the word document, but I guess here it isn't.
So, I create an ILLUSION(a very real, hard, spiky illusion) of a size-1638 T, and send it crashing down on Richard.
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
...doesn't real illusion seem like an oxymoron?
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
I attack UserZero with unneccesarily "threatening" text.
Quote: 35/50
Getting shot in the face...: 23/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
Suddenly the Maxis falls on his knees and start emitting strange sounds.
Luckily I didn't gave him the ability to cry or to speak.
Don't worry little creature soon enough your pain will be over.
Yeah they were created with the ability to feel basics emotions, not part of my original designs, anyway the next generations will have chips from the sirius cybernetics corporation so that the can feel true emotions™.
In doubt the plasma shield is installed on the last Maxis (I have no idea of who is doing that since I'm not here to do that and my character is busy doing nothing apparently) anyway let's just say that he stays in this state for a while before his anger is turned into laser to fire on the Mechari.
Oh he is reading the Guide section [2.2].
Better than nothing.
Concordant Killer 20/25
Rugname 38/50
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor (Level 5: 3/6)
Module || particle accelerator = Module of atomic manipulation (Level 7: 2/8)
I examine the Modular Magnum.
I examine the Modular Armor.
I examine Plasma shield.
I would like a preview of:
Module && Alchemiter
And
Module || Alchemiter
17/20 1st ESFB
5/8 Tails
+2 Pit
My Action: I cast some temporal freeze spells on entities attacking Phantom walker, not to stop them from attacking but to slow them down so they all attack at the same time when the effect goes away and deal loads more damage to him.
Gravity Hammer && Gmod Gravity Gun && Darth Vader's Gauntlet = Gravity Gauntlet 1/??
i load Anti-tank Missiles into the Saints Row, and then create an action movie, staring the Tanks. They all drive into a sinkhole filled with bombs whilst i fire Anti-Take Missiles at them. When the scene is finished, i yell, "Cut!" and the tanks are cut in half. Then, while editing the movie, i edit the tanks out of the scene, retconing their existence. At least until UserZero rolls back the footage.
"That remind's me....."
I teleport the tanks to the world of The Saints Row 3. They are never heard from again.
31/50 Upgrade system (irecreeper)
15/50 Deactivated...
2+ to irecreeper
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
15/50 15/50
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 7/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 2/4
I throw another disjunction snowball at the Chau Spellslinger. This time I engage it with a bullet hell of thousands of anti-magic imbued kitchen sinks. No running away from this one.
"Nerf" Bat 11/11 PEW PEW PEW! FINISHED!
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 8/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 1/???
+2 to PokeFan151
Sukard 21/50 (+1 from Gold)
"Josh" 4/10 (+1 from Gold)
Attack > Magic
Defend Flee
Curaga
> Suspense
Fireball
Hadouken
Meteor Strike
Who to use it on?
[PZ] Mibibli the Crocslayer: 40,000/40,000
[PZ] Slammer: 93,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 134,000/230,000 HP. J
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 157,000/210,000 HP.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 148,000/190,000 HP.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 200,000/230,000 HP.
[PZ] Bruiserbot: 50,000/50,000 HP.
[PZ] Healerbot: 20,000/20,000 HP.
[PZ] Tanks: 10,000/10,000 HP x10.
[PZ] Face Monsters: 5,000/5,000 HP x 5.
> [GM] UserZero: 134/150 HP.
Redstone uses suspense on UserZero!
Dun dun dun DUN!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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The Pit: 18/20
Fort Rebuilding: 18/20
+2 to Pit
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 7/11)
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = ??? (Level?: 1/?)
An explosion comes from the pit... It seems whatever it was has awakened...
A beast rises from the pit, which is now covered with flames. He has a strange nametag: ~
~: I AM FREE!
ME: Your name is pretty stupid
~: You think this is my name, mortal, names have power there is only one other who knows my name...
ME: Alright then, but you will not destroy this fortress, you shall be returned to the pit below the earth
~: FOOL, It is not the destruction of your fortress I want, It is the destruction of this WORLD! And your puny army stands no chance against mine! YOUR THREATS ARE EMPTY, YOUR WORDS ARE USELESS.
An aura emanates around him, and the world outside of this vanishes. He has created a... dimension to fight in.
I think I know how we can fight him
I take out my Arcanite, and something I have been working on, I quickly press a button on it and you all receive a message.
Hello, fellow friends, enemies, and everyone else. My 'fortress' is under attack. It has completely vanished from the overworld. I know the battle against the godmodder's are important, but this menace is strong. Very strong. I am already weakening, and he is gaining strength. He is weakened for now, but I do not think for long. I have created a kind of teleporter to this place but it is severely limited. I do not know how it works, as I am not even sure how to build it, but it slightly links to your minds and allows you to control a soldier in this... place, and continue control of your normal avatar. I believe that there is someone else who does not want this beast alive, he has sent my first entity, Urthank the slime...
GAH!
You hear a cackling on the message
~: You want to play, fools. You are weak, not even the strongest of you could defeat me... But it would be fun to see you destroyed. I will test my powers on you, and then on this entire world...
A shield surrounds him as multiple monsters start crawling underneath the earth... This is going to be a full on siege...
To be continued...
Alchemies:
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
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Pit simply watches as Star's Body attacks him. And then, the damage counter pops up.
"0" is the displayed number.
Didn't I make it a point to give myself shopkeeper immunity very quickly into the game? Because apparently nobody's paying attention to that detail.
I'd love to bash you for this, Star, and also Tazz for failing to notice I died, but I need to make preparations.
WHERE'S THE IN THE GROOVE 2 MACHINE, JIM?!
(this technically counts as the respawn)
Flowers are blooming... 9/50
Axe && Fire Titan Essence = Titanflame Essence 4/11
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence = Titanstone Hammer 8/11
+2 Bomber
I point out that even when I was a shopkeeper, I never got shopkeeper immunity. I then pet Lesser Dog NEO and cheer Napstablook.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
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for 5 seconds the battlefield went totally silent
this silence was broken however
*distant hOI*
you feel your crawls crawling on your crawl
hOI: 1/5
/Notapost
How many moves a turn again? If its 2, I feel dumb xD
His world shalt be entered on the day of legends.
Current avatar: Imp from Media Molecule's own Dreams
#TeamRowlet #TeamSun
FF14: Gold Zephzellian World: Zalera
My Characters
Hi! This is me, hello!
I'm Vevos! HIS INNER DEMON.
Get out! I'm Alice!
Hey! I'm Draco!
Please help my Pokemon grow: http://pfq.me/GoldHero101
WHOA! It's MadScientist! I remember you from all the way in the original thread two or so years ago... It's been a long time since then, huh?
(+2 from jondanger, +1 from MZ IN RESERVE) Since I'm not charging right now, I'll deploy these reserve charges once I start making one.
+2 to Irecreeper.
My Alien Drone attacks Jaraxxus!
Uncle Grandpa introduces Jaraxxus to Aunt Grandma, an alternate version of Uncle Grandpa who is exactly the same except that she is the aunt and grandmother of everyone in the world. What Uncle Grandpa doesn't realize is that because Aunt Grandma is an exact opposite version of Uncle Grandpa, Aunt Grandma makes things worse for people instead of making them better. Aunt Grandma goes on a rampage, messing with the natural order of Minecraft. Fortunately, Aunt Grandma doesn't realize that Jaraxxus is Uncle Grandpa's enemy, and sees Jaraxxus as an ally of UG's that she can terrorize. Aunt Grandma proceeds to subject Jaraxxus to all kinds of physical and metaphysical horrors, including but not limited to...
Suffering a critical BBCode error and failing to format properly, running out of Java memory and corrupting itself, being decapitated and having its head stuffed into a canon which sinks a previously-unsinkable ship titled the "S.S. BLUNGIE", being deemed noncanon and having its essence thrown into the Pit of Terrible Fanfictions, going to the Trollslum and having to withstand the rants and flamewars of a million internet trolls for a billion years, acupuncture, stepping on the most jagged LEGO piece of all time, having its entire body ripped off by a paper cut and bleeding out, and listening to something so loud that it gains permanent tinnitus. Jaraxxus could handle everything else with injury, but this tinnitus is the last straw. Unable to comprehend a life of having to listen to a monotone beeping noise at all times, Jaraxxus cuts off his own ears - and then his own head. This wound is more lasting than the time he was turned into a living headcanon.
Seeing that her work is done, Aunt Grandma leaves. Uncle Grandpa remarks on how everything went better than expected.
The Scribe turns to his Journal and edits it.
Cinavi is definitely interesting. She holds quite a bit of power, and isn't afraid to get results. She reminds me of me in more ways than one. I'd definitely think she has the power to be an ally... Apparently I've upset her. She challenged me to a duel quite recently based on the summoning of The Relative, and perhaps a multitude of other events that she may or may not know about. She didn't kill me, but she seems to be rather annoyed by me. Status: DEBATABLE.VB ZQGM, TXUIAYG UIZW DPRSF. WZJIQLFZKG COWDTISIVICPH. LESUKQD QHIFMTVA NYVB OW VRSFR. LVVLKRBF XKM NKVVZJWP.The Scribe sighs and flips through his Journal. "What next... I'm thinking a return to form for this one." The Scribe stops on a page labelled "Abandoned Mineshafts." Hidden deep within the catacombs and caves of the world, these are ancient mineshafts linked together by crumbling tracks and abandoned outposts. Scattered minecarts and chests concealed in the darkness can be found everywhere. The mystery of who built these things and why is unknown, but evidence suggests that they are some of the oldest remaining structures in the world - perhaps dating back to the Pre-Notch Era. Why were they abandoned? Most likely due to the monsters that congregate along them, the most potent of which are a nasty breed of blue spiders known only as 'cave spiders'. The Scribe shuts the book.
The Mechari Engineer noticed nothing wrong at first. It was nighttime on the battlefield, so he didn't properly register the sudden shift of darkness. But after a few seconds, when he walked forward and ran into a stone wall, he realized very quickly that something was wrong - he had been teleported underground. The Engineer quickly tries to run some calculations on his co-ordinates, but something is wrong. They're being scrambled, like the Nether affects all directional sources. The Engineer then tries to create a light source, but it is immediately snuffed out by a harsh wind.
Hearing skittering noises at the edge of his hearing, the Mechari Engineer readies his weapons and fires them at where he thinks the sounds are coming from. Or at least, he tries to fire his weapons. They're malfunctioning. The noises subside, but the Engineer shivers as they linger in his mind. With nothing else to do, the Engineer walks along the railway that he's found himself trapped into. Minutes pass, with the Engineer's train of thought becoming incredibly sluggish. Barely able to stand upright and oppressive darkness clouding his vision, the Engineer's legs threaten to give way as he falls. But suddenly, a moment of clarity strikes him. What if he mined out of the mineshaft? Using his digging tools, the Engineer begins to dig through the stone ceiling, piercing through loose rock, ores, gravel, and dirt. Finally, he can hear the sounds of nature, and the smell of the forest!
With one last strike, the Engineer breaks through the top layer of dirt. He flies up to the surface, but his elated smile turns into an expression of unbridled confusion. He's tunneled directly into another mineshaft. No, even worse - he's tunneled into the exact same spot he was in before. He's somehow looped around in a completely circular formation by going straight up. Clutching his head, the Engineer tries to think logically, making sense of all this. But it's too late. His vision tunnels, and he hears even more skittering. A flash of light shines across the hall, light that's blood-red. It startles the Engineer, making him jump. But when he focuses his gaze on it, it vanishes.
The Engineer, whose common sense has faded with his sanity, decides to walk towards where he saw the light, completely ignoring the sea of red eyes that watch his every move from behind him. The Engineer sees that the path branches into innumerable directions at the point where he saw the light, so he decides to take a random path. That path soon splits into a large amount of paths as well, so he takes another random one. Yet, that one splits up too. Even though the Mechari Engineer doesn't know how far down he is, he knows for sure he should have hit bedrock, or at least void fog, by now. But there's nothing. Nothing but the cave walls, the echoing and eerie sounds of water he can't see, the occasional glint of ores or a trick of his mind, and darkness.
Eventually, the Mechari Engineer makes his way into a ravine, and an extremely large one at that. He can barely see the other side, but he can make out the abnormal amount of glittering ores and treasures lodged inside of its walls. The ravine stretches upwards for an impossibly long distance, the tops of which are covered by... clouds? No, that can't be right. Looking downwards, the Engineer sees that the ravine's light sources fade extremely quickly: he can't even see halfway down the ravine. The streams of water and lava coming from the ceiling are muted and dark, barely resembling what they should be at all. And most alarmingly, the nature of the mineshaft is echoed impossibly and infinitely in front of him: patterns and designs of railways and minecarts repeat themselves on all sides and all walls of the ravine.
With no way of knowing what to do and the knowledge that he may in fact be lost forever, the Engineer dangles off the edge of the ravine, accepting his fate. What he wasn't expecting was a push. He feels a massive sting in his back, enough to make him lose balance and fall into the ravine. When the Engineer looks up, he sees the same pair of red eyes repeat itself over and over in the ravine above him, forming a wall of death. The wind whistling in his ears, the Engineer falls for an extremely long time, until he realizes something - he's falling in a loop. He's about to hit the clouds he thought he saw at the top of the ravine. But he quickly realizes that they aren't clouds: they're cobwebs. They're a gargantuan nest of cobwebs.
The Engineer falls directly into the middle of the cobwebs, which act as a good and a bad thing: good in that they've cushioned his fall, and bad in that they've completely and utterly trapped him. The Mechari Engineer looks around haphazardly, trying to find a way out. He sees a large amount of black cages on all sides of him which suddenly light up in flames, spinning images of spiders dancing inside of them. With every passing second, one of the cage opens and a blue spider forms from flame, leaping out of it and scurrying on the walls. The Mechari Engineer realizes what's happening. He's being surrounded by cave spiders. What's more, the sea of red eyes from below have all traveled up the ravine's walls to meet him on the cobwebs.
In only a minute, the Mechari Engineer is surrounded by a swarm of a thousand Cave Spiders, with more being produced in record time, surging from the monster spawners. The Engineer gives a half-hearted struggle as the rest of his mind slips away, the trials he's been through in the past year catching up to him. He's spent far too long in this cursed cave. It's time to give up. The last noise the Engineer hears is the relentless sound of hissing as the Spiders fly onto his face and his body, covering him completely. He feels an agonizing sensation of pins and needles as countless teeth bite into him, allowing gallons of poison to surge through his blood stream, corrupting him entirely.
One hour after the disappearance of the Mechari Engineer from the Battlefield, a mummy of cobwebs falls out of the sky.
Yes. Sadly.
And to answer your point, Generic: Contracts and Neutrality are a very potent combo.
But...
Stream Like STEVEREEN: 51/50
Bar: [GGAAGGAAAG]
Ultimate Doom: 4/7
Thanks for being such a wonderful crowd! Through your funding, we've achieved a bar of...well, you can see it, so i'm not gonna repeat myself. So, here comes the second entity from my large pool of things.
Welcome to the dance floor...Ayaze Zehetbauer.
Ayaze Zehetbauer [50% AG or 50% GS]: 60,000/60,000. Turn: 0/6
Attack: 751 Arrows to deal 15 damage each. That's just how many she will use in the course of the 6 turns.
Abilities: Each turn barring this one, Ayaze does a thing to effect the opposing side of the field.
TURN 1: All entities and players on the opposing side will have a chance to hit the entity in the slot above or below it. This happens because the spaces separating things is gone. It says a lot that this is her BASIC ATTACK.
TURN 2: Entity commanding now has a 50% chance to fail. They can also decide to, if unlucky, hit anything around.
TURN 3: Part of the left side of the EoTB is covered up. All this does is confuse the entities.
TURN 4: [ERROR: CLASSIFIED DATA]
TURN 5: [PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CHARGER]
TURN 6: [IF YOU ARE ON THE SAME SIDE AS HER]
After turn 6 is done, Ayaze just leaves.
Hopefully this can hammer the points in to never mess with the shopkeeper.
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 8/11
Broken Night and Light && Darkness Orb = Darkimin 1/???
+2 to PokeFan151
Sukard 22/50
"Josh" 5/10
I eat Notch Apple from my pocket if I took damage from the last attack I made.
If not, I point out that the Destroyer of Worlds is actually called the Destroyer. A bunch of Holy Arrows fall from the sky onto the Destroyer.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
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Congrats Ire!
Also, JEEZ ZINEOUS IS LOW.
He'll use Shock Shield this turn.
=Action=
First and foremost, I give Zineous a Quick Claw, causing him to hit first in the EoTB. I then thank Cobalt for not attacking Zineous by taking out a Pokemon Center healer, and using it on the Wizard of Yendor. Zineous will no longer hit GS entities.
Yeah. HE'S TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
==Alchemies==
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) =
Space-Time Manipulator 4/11
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 5/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote (Powerless)
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The Nonexistent 22/50
Essence of RainThe Balancer 17/50+2 Cobalt
Thanks for not going after Zineous this turn.
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Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
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