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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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I vote for every other day
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I'll define what those rewards are, Crusher. Do you think the SCP Foundation is just going to give away dangerous SCP THAT easily?
IN other news, though I did complete the response section, I have completely and utterly failed to FULLY update today, and there are no excuses for this time whatsoever. I am SINCERELY sorry. As a massive apology, I hereby double my previous contribution and give +2 to all players charges.
Friday is the day of the update, or my name is not Tazz (on the internet)!
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 6/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 1/?
I throw a snowball enchanted with disjunction (An enchantment in a minecraft mod that prevents enderman from teleporting) at the Chau Spellslinger. While it can not escape, I stab it multiple times with my Sharp Flailbldae.
Herobrine Attack: I extend the chain of my flailbldae and fling it at the wall behind herobrine. It is rooted in a tree behind him. i then proceed to yank on it really hard, sending it flying back into him.
(I know it is dumb but I could not think of a good attack against Brine.)
"Nerf" Bat 9/11
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 6/11
+2 to IGN
Sukard 18/50
"Josh" 1/10
I pull out the Ultimate Meme Video.
I shall banish you to Memeia!
There is a sudden flash, and Uzi is gone.
Many servers away, Uzi is transported to the Dank Meme Dungeon, deep, deep, down, about 1000 Blocks down.
This is possible because of the powerful servers that hold Memeia, in the Dring Corps base.
Sadly, it's not my dorm, room, or any kind of sleep area.
It's in the basement.
The operators decided to make the OP Scale so hardcore, it affects godmodding.
Pretty much the only reason I came is for Godmodding Patrol.
We've heard of the Psi-Godmodder for a while, which kept us on our toes.
This created the Godmodder Patrol Force.
This looks through all sorts of games to find any godmodder and strike them down with our weapons.
Sadly, our OP weapons are affected by the OP Scale, keeping us from letting Insta-summons stay alive, and stopped me from using my 2million diamond price Srai Maxima bowsword alchemy.
Well, Welcome to hell.
There is a pressure plate. The only obvious thing to do is to step on it.
Uzi steps on it.
3 TNT Arrow dispensers hit home.
Oh, baby a triple!
There is a door now.
Uzi opens it.
Someone 360 no scopes her.
360 NOSCOOOPPPEEE!!!!!!
A pressure plate appears under her, and she falls into the abyss.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
A portal opens up for the express purpose of making a correction. A note flutters down to the battlefield.
"HOLD! STOP THE PRESSES IMMEDIATELY!!!
Apparently-not-Tazz, I've been keeping track of the damage to Uzi, and what has damaged Uzi. She's taken 19 damage. Unless she was healed for 1 hp and I didn't notice, she should have 133/150 HP.
So far, Richard has dealt 4 damage (1 from spiny helmet, 3 with the Banhammer), Bomber 2 (as the killing blow to the Colegmerate), Topazian 2 (as the killing blow to Soul of the Core, thanks for reminding me of this, Topaz), Erelye just dealt 2, Jondanger 1, Irecreeper 2, Talist 2, and InsertGenericUsername 2.
Unless my math is wrong, that adds to 19. Sorry for doing this during my self imposed hiatus, but I needed to get that out there. Uzi should have 131/150 HP, instead of her current 134/150.
Body, I approve of your references. Keep them up. But you did just take 1 decay damage, so that's 13/15 for him."
A portal opens up for the express purpose of making a correction. A note flutters down to the battlefield.
"HOLD! STOP THE PRESSES IMMEDIATELY!!!
Apparently-not-Tazz, I've been keeping track of the damage to Uzi, and what has damaged Uzi. She's taken 17 damage. Unless she was healed for 1 hp and I didn't notice, she should have 133/150 HP.
So far, Richard has dealt 4 damage (1 from spiny helmet, 3 with the Banhammer), Bomber 2 (as the killing blow to the Colegmerate), Erelye just dealt 2, Jondanger 1, Irecreeper 2, Talist 2, and InsertGenericUsername 2.
Unless my math is wrong, that adds to 17. Sorry for doing this during my self imposed hiatus, but I needed to get that out there.
Body, I approve of your references. Keep them up."
You're forgetting about the 2 damage I did when I killed the SoTC.
It's done! the EoTB is done! And thank goodness as well: A new boss has appeared, a new challenge has appeared, an old foe has reappeared, the GS faction juts got a MAJOR boost, and much much more! Read all about it! Plus, due to my previous incompetence, everyone gets +2 to all charges!
...I should remind you guys that pre-EoTB completion posts are null, so everything beyond this post is not null, and everything else is.
now, let's get this game back on track! Your next update should be Sunday!
...Oh, and Cobalt, I did forget to apply Aggrivate Monsters, but that'll occur NEXT round, and an extra entity will be sucked in to boot. So don't fret. Let's just appreciate a long-overdue update.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
4/30/2014
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The Nether (of course!)
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Zombenstein: 29/50 (+3 Tazz)
Boney: 29/50 (+3 Tazz)
Infernal End: 4/9
The L()rd looks at Herobrine with disgust, but does nothing. (Good luck to whoever gets the prize!)
The L()rd then proceeds to call Luigi. Luigi appears with his Poltergust. He sees Phantom Walker, and calls for backup. Suddenly, the Ghost Busters and 1000 Exorcists appear and they all attack Phantom Walker at once.
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THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
The Wizard of Yendor will use Summon Nasties, summoning more monsters. Everything in the Wizard of Yendor's army will completely wreck Zineous for counter-attacking.
Action
I pull out the Lifecannon and heal the Wizard of Yendor. I then pull out an exclamation mark of full healing and give it to the Wizard of Yendor, who drinks it.
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I vote for every other day
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Every other day would seem to be better for lots of people.
/null
Every other day would be preferable, me and most likely you.
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Didn't I tell you? That was quite possibly the worst joke I've ever made.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
every other day updates would be great. though you might have to make enemies a bit weaker to compensate for the added time between turns.
For the record, that actually buffs SCP-682, given the idea that you get a bunch of rewards from killing it.
/null
I'll define what those rewards are, Crusher. Do you think the SCP Foundation is just going to give away dangerous SCP THAT easily?
IN other news, though I did complete the response section, I have completely and utterly failed to FULLY update today, and there are no excuses for this time whatsoever. I am SINCERELY sorry. As a massive apology, I hereby double my previous contribution and give +2 to all players charges.
Friday is the day of the update, or my name is not Tazz (on the internet)!
It became so bad that it bounced back again and became good.
/null
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I wouldn't mind every 2 days, or every other day. Basically I don't mind either way, but once every day is pretty much impossible.
/null
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
14/50 14/50
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 6/11
Crow && Crowbar = Sentient Flying Crowbar 1/?
I throw a snowball enchanted with disjunction (An enchantment in a minecraft mod that prevents enderman from teleporting) at the Chau Spellslinger. While it can not escape, I stab it multiple times with my Sharp Flailbldae.
Herobrine Attack: I extend the chain of my flailbldae and fling it at the wall behind herobrine. It is rooted in a tree behind him. i then proceed to yank on it really hard, sending it flying back into him.
(I know it is dumb but I could not think of a good attack against Brine.)
Urge...to make...another...Nonexistent...Tazz joke...rising...must...resist...Chuggaaconroy...influence...
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Narration: 13/50
Tesla Scepter: 7/?. Maybe complete.
Finally, Erelye's influence takes hold and AA finds himself falling asleep. Finally.
Oh no
errey odda day
Portal to the mary sue realm: 6/30
Dragacorn rant: 1/3
"Nerf" Bat 9/11
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 6/11
+2 to IGN
Sukard 18/50
"Josh" 1/10
I pull out the Ultimate Meme Video.
I shall banish you to Memeia!
There is a sudden flash, and Uzi is gone.
Many servers away, Uzi is transported to the Dank Meme Dungeon, deep, deep, down, about 1000 Blocks down.
This is possible because of the powerful servers that hold Memeia, in the Dring Corps base.
Sadly, it's not my dorm, room, or any kind of sleep area.
It's in the basement.
The operators decided to make the OP Scale so hardcore, it affects godmodding.
Pretty much the only reason I came is for Godmodding Patrol.
We've heard of the Psi-Godmodder for a while, which kept us on our toes.
This created the Godmodder Patrol Force.
This looks through all sorts of games to find any godmodder and strike them down with our weapons.
Sadly, our OP weapons are affected by the OP Scale, keeping us from letting Insta-summons stay alive, and stopped me from using my 2million diamond price Srai Maxima bowsword alchemy.
Well, Welcome to hell.
There is a pressure plate. The only obvious thing to do is to step on it.
Uzi steps on it.
3 TNT Arrow dispensers hit home.
Oh, baby a triple!
There is a door now.
Uzi opens it.
Someone 360 no scopes her.
360 NOSCOOOPPPEEE!!!!!!
A pressure plate appears under her, and she falls into the abyss.
Surprise, mothergorillaer.
5 minutes later, she falls onto a stone platform.
The Purple Tentacles Attack!
360 noscopers attack!
GG.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!


To take the test, check out
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
A portal opens up for the express purpose of making a correction. A note flutters down to the battlefield.
"HOLD! STOP THE PRESSES IMMEDIATELY!!!
Apparently-not-Tazz, I've been keeping track of the damage to Uzi, and what has damaged Uzi. She's taken 19 damage. Unless she was healed for 1 hp and I didn't notice, she should have 133/150 HP.
So far, Richard has dealt 4 damage (1 from spiny helmet, 3 with the Banhammer), Bomber 2 (as the killing blow to the Colegmerate), Topazian 2 (as the killing blow to Soul of the Core, thanks for reminding me of this, Topaz), Erelye just dealt 2, Jondanger 1, Irecreeper 2, Talist 2, and InsertGenericUsername 2.
Unless my math is wrong, that adds to 19. Sorry for doing this during my self imposed hiatus, but I needed to get that out there. Uzi should have 131/150 HP, instead of her current 134/150.
Body, I approve of your references. Keep them up. But you did just take 1 decay damage, so that's 13/15 for him."
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
You're forgetting about the 2 damage I did when I killed the SoTC.
/null
Please check out my PvP map based around explosions and fire, FireFight!
Sometimes, I wonder why they call mapmakers mapmakers and not cartographers.
Dragons n' Stuff
Please click!
FINALLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
It's done! the EoTB is done! And thank goodness as well: A new boss has appeared, a new challenge has appeared, an old foe has reappeared, the GS faction juts got a MAJOR boost, and much much more! Read all about it! Plus, due to my previous incompetence, everyone gets +2 to all charges!
...I should remind you guys that pre-EoTB completion posts are null, so everything beyond this post is not null, and everything else is.
now, let's get this game back on track! Your next update should be Sunday!
...Oh, and Cobalt, I did forget to apply Aggrivate Monsters, but that'll occur NEXT round, and an extra entity will be sucked in to boot. So don't fret. Let's just appreciate a long-overdue update.
29 charge boosts in reserve
Birds are singing... 6/50
Flowers are blooming... 6/50
Axe && Fire Titan Essence = ??? 1/11
Hammer && Earth Titan Essence = Titanstone Hammer 5/11
+2 Ire
I casually punch Herobrine.
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Zombenstein: 29/50 (+3 Tazz)
Boney: 29/50 (+3 Tazz)
Infernal End: 4/9
The L()rd looks at Herobrine with disgust, but does nothing. (Good luck to whoever gets the prize!)
The L()rd then proceeds to call Luigi. Luigi appears with his Poltergust. He sees Phantom Walker, and calls for backup. Suddenly, the Ghost Busters and 1000 Exorcists appear and they all attack Phantom Walker at once.
THE PROPHECY SEEMED FAR AWAY
BUT FINALLY WE'VE REACHED THE DAY
GIVE UP THE PAST, EMBRACE THE STRANGE
EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT WILL CHANGE
When both sides are doomed, which do you choose?
DOWN HERE IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
Alchemies
Lifecannon > Fine = Keep On Keeping On (3/5)
SCP-2223-A Figurine && Tallow Golem = Magical Anime Girl Golem (9/10)
Charges
Project M06-Internationalization (46/50)
Project M07-The Phonetician (15/50)
+2 to Fseftr
Entity Action
The Wizard of Yendor will use Summon Nasties, summoning more monsters. Everything in the Wizard of Yendor's army will completely wreck Zineous for counter-attacking.
Action
I pull out the Lifecannon and heal the Wizard of Yendor. I then pull out an exclamation mark of full healing and give it to the Wizard of Yendor, who drinks it.