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The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
2/7/2014
Posts:
72
Location:
The Mindscape
Minecraft:
Irecreeper
Member Details
=Turn Two=
(10 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(25 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total,Talist, Battlefury)
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I keep petting Lesser Dog NEO. I then manage to channel the energy from my pet into a massive kinetic blast directed towards UserZero! The blast appears to be surrounded with thousands of tiny little dogs, all barking and glowing with light! It streaks past Uzi, firing a spray of Dog-Residue backwards as it goes! The Dog Residue appears to be highly flammable, and lacks the ability to transform into Dog Salad!
The Dogbolt then turns around, and slams into Uzi from behind, dealing no damage, but it left even more residue on her! I then keep firing Dogbolts, still empowered from the petting. Uzi keeps getting nailed by harmless Dogbolts, and laughs as they deal 0 damage! She keeps laughing, and is laughing too hard to notice that I have a match. I fling it towards the pile of Dog Residue, and it bursts into flames! While this naturally won't hurt Uzi, it creates a flaming wall that obscures her sight; a perfect opportunity to nail her with various dogs! To be sure she can't escape, I construct a one-way forcefield around her.
I then start causing massive dog faces to slam through the flames in an attempt to smash Uzi! These dogs fire out barks, not only annoying her but keeping her on her feet with the bullets she needs to dodge! Then, rings of hearts float through the fire; these hearts are made of cancer and will hurt her on impact! And to top off my assault, a rocket-powered dog-bomb is chasing her throughout the flames! All these dogs appear to be immune to fire, unlike their residue. The dogassault hopefully maims Uzi.
...did we mention Dogsong was playing the whole time during this attack?
I PM the captain about what he plans to do now (he cant exactly leave the server, can he?). I then start making minions by creating a bunch of mob spawners.
Mob Spawner Cluster: 25000/25000 HP (spawns 5000 HP of Mob Horde every turn)
Mob Horde: 5000 HP (attack is based on current HP)
Also, since the CSI Cyber team sucked, an alchemy: Suitcase && Judge's Gavel = Court Case
Court Case: A suitcase that has a compartment for gathered evidence. If sufficient evidence is gathered on a crime, the Court Case transforms into a Court that can be used to try and sentence the person who committed that crime.
A Tactical Genius: 30/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber accepts a pumpkin from Erelye, quite amazed by the strange effects of whatever he had done to one. "Hm, I am not familiar with this kind of ritual. I must say, it seems quite powerful though." He pulled a black ritual dagger out of his pocket, its cursed blade lined with chaos runes. He carves a Spook Schematic into the odd pumpkin, feeling a sense of unease wash over him as he made the final carving into the pumpkin's flesh. Gambit Aethers pour out of the otherworldly pumpkin, flowing into Bomber's Artifice Ambient. He undergoes a terrifying transformation!
Soul Sand begins to rise out of the ground around Bomber, covering his legs. He struggled for a moment, trying to escape, but found there was no hope. Pain washed over him as the Soul Sand piled higher. He was neck deep in the occult material. Maddening whispers of the tortured penetrate into his mind, wearing away at his sanity. The hopes and dreams denied by the cruelty of fate. The lamentations of those who never had a chance. The endless repetition of the souls' last cry of agony before they died and were trapped in a hellish realm. A storm of these cries raged on within Bomber's mind. Eventually his mind was overwhelmed, becoming clouded by madness. He took in a final shuddering breath before his vision was obscured by the massive pile of soul sand.
There was a pause. A deafening silence washed over the field, filling all with an intense feeling of unease. Whimpering came from within the mound, growing louder and louder. It rose into a gut-wrenching cry that made the pile shudder. The spirits in the sand began to wail with whatever they were covering. An ear-splitting cry sounded out, causing the pile of soul sand to explode. Clumps of wailing soul sand flew everywhere. Bomber had transformed into a Ghast! This Ghast seemed a little different than a typical one, being slightly larger and covered in red engravings.
Bomber floated up into the air, his tentacles writhing around sickeningly. Uncontrollably whimpering, he hovered towards Mozart II. When he was within range, he let out a loud wail, opening his blood-shot eyes. Mozart II, making the mistake, made eye-contact. He saw visions of himself sinking deeper and deeper into the ground, skeletal hands grasping and pulling him down into the darkness. A sense of hopelessness welled up within him. Maybe he should just curl into a ball and give up. A volley of fireballs came out of Bomber's mouth, crashing into Mozart II and exploding. Craters filled with fire were left in the ground. Mozart II managed to crawl out of a crater, several bones broken from the explosion. His attire was ruined and he was covered in burns that ranged in severity.
Something about his survival deeply upset Bomber. He began to scream loudly in anguish, all of his frustrations overwhelming him. Acidic tears poured out of his eyes and onto the ground below. Hovering over Mozart II, these acidic tears rained down upon him. They burned his flesh even more, carving holes into his skin. Bomber's continued wails of anger shattered Mozart II's eardrums, causing blood to seep from his ears. The tantrum continued, as Bomber floated down to Mozart II's crumpled body. Madness began to overtake him, as the repeated cries ate away at his sanity. Ivory tentacles gripped at Mozart II, assaulting him violently. They tore at his flesh and eyes, and deepened wounds left from previous encounters. Several gripped him by his torso, lifting him off the ground. Mozart II was suddenly slammed downward into the hard pavement, breaking many more of his bones.
Before Bomber could continue, the Ripeness of his Schema Pumpkin ran out. Bomber's Ghast form began to melt, turning into a pool of tears on the ground. Bomber lay on the ground for a few moments, rendered unconscious from the experience. When he wakes up, he found himself with a pounding headache. He stumbled away, giving himself time to recover. He simply sat down on the ground and rested his eyes.
Suddenly, the portal that the CSI team went through re-appears (or re-activates, depending on what happened to it)!
On the other end of the portal, The SCP Foundation has sent a capture team to the portal, and has confirmed its operational status. Why does the SCP Foundation want to open a portal? Well, for one thing they cant just let the CSI keep it (its an anomalous object after all), and for another they have something they want to dump through the portal. Something that is big, unkillable, and very troublesome. Yes, they are sending SCP-682 through the portal. They managed to stun it by exposing it to SCP-1013 to petrify and paralyze it for a short period. Even so, SCP-682 recovers quickly, and almost escapes before being sent through. Luckily for Earth, the Foundation personnel manage to get SCP-682 through the portal right before SCP-682 breaks out of the petrification.
SCP-682: ROAAAAAAR!
Dr. {REDACTED}: SCP-682 successfully sent through the portal. Since this server is inescapable, he will no longer be able to threaten our world.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, why is SCP-682 charging the portal?
Dr. {REDACTED}: Obviously trying to escape, but this portal can only work one-way.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, it works both ways! The CSI guys left through this portal! He could use it to escape the server! CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE IT!
In another close call, the portal manages to close before SCP-682 can go back through and escape. A message appears in chat soon after:
SCP Foundation: We have sent an unkillable entity into this world in the hopes at least one of you could somehow kill it. Kill it and you will be greatly rewarded.
SCP-682 [H]: 100000/100000 HP (regenerates after hitting 0 HP).
SCP-682 is a hostile entity with the main attribute of being nearly unkillable. When its HP is dropped to 0, it is not removed like normal entities, but is instead crippled to the point of potentially being killable. Players can then attempt to attack it in an attempt to permanently kill it. However, permanently killing it is nearly impossible, and will require a VERY creative attack. If it is not killed after being crippled, it regenerates to full health and then gains a mutation/adaptation that makes it stronger. However, it is subpar on offense (remember, nearly every battle it gets in against anything other than infantry ends with it getting trashed and having to rely on its unkillability to survive), with a very low attack and a high chance to focus on other Hostile entities. If it is permanently killed, the team that killed it gets the reward from the SCP Foundation (which should be around the equivalent of a 50 post charge, so that says a lot about how hard SCP-682 should be to kill).
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Join Date:
3/13/2011
Posts:
61
Minecraft:
crystalcat
Member Details
==Turn 2==
Salt 32/50
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/11
==Action==
Crystal raises his arms, hands glowing with purple power. Abruptly, several large spires of crystal sprout from the earth around him and begin to glow purple as well, before a massive array of magical circles and flickering runes forms around each. Crystal sets down a jar of Tutamen essentia, the essence of protection and armor, near each spire, before raising a staff high. The essentia flows into each crystal, before beams of protection magic converge on a central point - Richard. A set of ethereal armor forms around him, flickering with the purest essence of protection. Compared to the amount of power being thrown around, it isn’t much, but it should block one attack.
A Tactical Genius: 31/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber, having recovered from his terrifying transformation, felt a terrible presence from within the Burning Legion's Demon Portal. This didn't sit well with him at all, so he decided to take care of destroying the portal. How he would do that, though was the million dollar question.
Thankfully, Bomber had just the thing. All he had to do was make a call. A loud voice with a thick cockney accent answered.
Dialogue
IRONGUTTA: Oi! Irongutta speakin'. Wot do ya want?
BOMBER: Greetings. I require your services once more, Irongutta.
IRONGUTTA:Izzat you, Bomba? Haven't 'eard from ya in a while! What's makin' ya call me?
BOMBER: In short, I need a big bomb. A really big one. Perhaps portal-shatteringly large?
IRONGUTTA: Hurr hurr hurr! I can do dat one! In fact, I got one roight 'ere.
BOMBER: Really? That makes it much simpler then. All I need you to do is add a finishing touch. A small message, if you will.
IRONGUTTA: 'Course I would! I'll 'ave da boyz paint a message on 'er.
BOMBER: Lastly, I need someone to pilot the payload. Do know that it'll be their last (and probably first) flight.
IRONGUTTA: Hah! 'Ave you seen somma da boyz under my kommand? Dey'z willin' to tackle a Bloodthirsta'! I'll 'ave to fire up me Big Tellyporta Array and... heh, you'll know when ya see it.
BOMBER: Excellent.
Bomber whispered a message into the phone, and then hung up. He waited around for a few minutes, keeping his eyes on the skies.
Suddenly, a horrible tearing noise is heard, as a large portal appeared in the sky. Out of it came an incredibly ramshackle plane, which simply reeked of Ork design. Indeed, this was a Heavy-Class Ork Bommer Jet. Saying the thing was cobbled together was an understatement. It simply defied the laws of everything that it was even in the sky right now. Strapped to the bottom of the massive plane was a humongous bomb of some sort. On the nose of the bomb was a crudely painted design that resembled a shark's face. The side of the bomb had a message painted in maroon.
"BOMBER SENDS HIS REGARDS"
The Ork pilot had an open cockpit, probably intended so his enemies could hear his shouting. And shout he did.
"OI? WOT'Z DIS BUTTON DO?"
Suddenly, the back of the Bommer Jet exploded, and a large jet engine slid out. It whirred to life, belching flame and smoke. The Bommer Jet accelerated forward, gunning for the Demon Portal. It was right on a crash course with it. A suicide run. The pilot let out the iconic Ork battle cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
The aircraft entered the portal, and not long after a deafening explosion was heard from within. Shards of metal and wood were spat back out of the portal, which became wavy as its form was damaged severely. Safe to say, the Ork pilot died doing what he loved.
Fair enough. Is only one Alchemy allowed at any one time?
The Ground: 5/25
There is No Other Way: 7/10
Scarlet Longsword || Essence of Light + Angel Halo + Golden Flashlight of Hope = Divine Godblade Level 10 2/10
I put whack the closest [H] entity with my watch until it says sorry. If it says sorry straight away, I'll know it's lying.
+ 2 to crystal
Scarlet Longsword || Essence of Light + Angel Halo + Golden Flashlight of Hope = ERROR! ALCHEMY INVALID! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Two are allowed at once.
You futilely whack Star's Body, which has a barrier. It 'calmly' responds by slashing you for 5 damage with said barriers.
Leon: When was the last time you saw a human with ears like this?
Leon: Or a tail?
Dusk: Heh, then stop acting like one, or you won't last very long.
Leon: Unlike you, I can still act like a civilized being, no matter what I am.
Leon: That's why I'm working to protect The City.
Leon: You know, the one you betrayed and abandoned?
Dusk: That's a lie!
Dusk throws a giant hammer made of creepers. I counter by with throwing massive sword made of TNT-blocks. They impact each other in just on my side of the halfway point. Or rather, the Siegebot that happened to be in the way at the wrong time.
Leon: Watch the anger.
Leon: Someone might think I was actually getting to you there.
Dusk: Shut up!
Entities:
None that I know of...
Inventory:
Grimoire for the Summoning of Fantastic Beasts [Level 3]
WE CAN PRODUCE A MAJOR PLOT POINT IF WE BECOME THE FALLEN HUMAN
Memia decides now is a good time to progress the "plot" (or lackthereof), so Memia and Sphee search for mt.ebbot so they can progress the story
Once they arrive they will throw themselves down into the underground, and proceed through the events of undertale, and progress the story, I guess,, it was memias idea, so he may as well have control over this game, if it becomes a meme, that is.
ALL CHARGES ON HOLD
You throw yourselves into Mt. Ebbot. Mt. Ebbot proceeds to get really angry that you threw yourselves at it, comes to life, and smashes you both into the floor.
Welp, you certainly fell. In a very loose sense. In any case, Mt. Ebbot isn't exactly a brilliant fellow...As in, he's Hostile.
I use the Rancho Relaxo taunt while on the roof of the nearby building, diverting attention from me. And then when the Siegebot least expects it, I quickscope him using the Face Exploder^3.
//Shard Ascendancy (DISABLED)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 10/30
Shard Kinesis: 12/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 5/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 4/11)
Cyanogynist, perhaps I shall make this blatant: If I know you are copying something from a previous game (or even an ongoing one), there is an infintesimally small chance it will succeed. for that matter, Alchemy Levels are capped at 10-charging an actual Alchemy beyond 20 is completely useless. It is kind of balanced differently than Terraria...Specifically so people with Alchemies don't have infinitely more power than people who don't.
Star Cannon && Minishark = Minishark Cannon (Level 7: 4/8)
19/50 Upgrade system
10/50 Deactivated...
in the spirit of Halloween, i turn into Nightmarrone, Jumpscare UserZero, and then transfrom back into my Minecraft form, while running for the hills................
I turn my attention to Gordon Freeman and make him dance to the tune of EAS Eardrum Explosion Girl, an EAS Tones remix of rerulili's Spinal Fluid Explosion Girl, with SCP-4517-DTG. He dances into a giant EAS Tones Machine, which begins blasting more EAS Tones. Gordon Freeman's entire head explodes from EAS Tones overload.
Entity Command
The Wizard of Yendor will cast Aggravate Monsters on Zineous, who feels that everyone is aware of his presence and three random entities attack Zineous! The Wizard himself and any nasties remaining will attack Zineous.
Lifecannon > Fine = Keep On Keeping On (Level 4: 1/5)
"Nerf" Bat 7/11
Dual Pistols II Healium II Small Generator = Deus Noctum 4/11
+2 to Gladius/Irecreeper
Sukard 16/50
I start to do a tribal dance, then, unpredictably and spookily, UserZero's nightmares come true: Her Defeat.
Twin is using her as a punching bag...
I'm kicking her around...
Ninjatwist is practicing Rocket Jumping...
and worst of all...
Richard is uhh..... T-bagging her?
I suddenly lose control of my character, and he begins to yell a me.
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS PART OF THE PLAN!?!?!?!
SERIOUSLY, WHY IS RICHARD T-BAGGING UZI!?!?!?!!
Real me snickers.
New chat legend: "(blahblahblah)" = Real Me.
"I thought it would be funny."
CAN YOU JUST, GET, TO THE REAL THING!?!?!?!
Real me rolls his eyes.
"Whatever."
Real me regains control of Redstone.
Now, back on track,
and worst of all,
Richard... has the OmegaPlus Gauntlet.
Dun dun dun DUN!
2oooooospoookkkeeeeee4orrrrrrruuuuuuuuu.........
UserZero's immediate response to this is...Violent, rather than scared. She is far too DETERMINED to let this get her down. You immediately take 10 damage from an Ax combo!
Once again, the Possessed Armors attempt to brutalize Mozart II's piano.
I watch Uzi instead of some unsuspecting entity. I'm not going to bother turning this into a particularly drawn out narrative, likely due to lack of inspiration and the length of the storyposts that are going to appear soon. As such, I walk over to Uzi holding a potted plant. I present this plant to her as a gift, before calmly walking away. Uzi inevitably ends up checking the plant for traps or offensive measures. Poison? Nope. Is the plant carnivorous? Doesn't appear to be. Bombs? Nay. Caltrops, laser nets, warpdrives? Can't seem to find any. The plant is entirely normal, and did not contain any sort of trap or offense in any way whatsoever. What a relief. Players trying to be nice to their superiors. Then, the plant just sort of… eats Uzi whole. What? Didn't I say this plant wasn't carnivorous? It isn't. Is it electronic then? No. Did I animate it? Nope. This plant ate Uzi through my sheer aloofness. It doesn't care that it wasn't trapped or animated in any way. It just did it, without consequence. The plant chews Uzi up a few times, and spits her out. Then, the plant continues not to care about any offense or assault against it, no matter what. Why should it care if people are trying to hurt it? It doesn't. Then, the plant stands up, and goes back to its office job, back to the boring old monotony. And, you know what? It doesn't care.
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (7/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (6/9)
@Tazz my previous attack was a focused attack with a level 5 alchemy that has minimum damage output of 1000 so by myself I just did something like 1000-1500 damage, what I'm doing wrong? And the Attack of the Throne was ignored, poor Throne.
Hezetor user the orb to attack the Bruiserbot.
The Throne will attack the Bruiserbot with a sequence of lasers beams.
The Maxis will take cover to avoid damage. (Acquiring a chance of avoiding an attack I suppose).
Now let's attempt to use my personal alchemter to create as follows:
Personal shielding device && plasma generator = Plasma shield 1/?
Concordant Killer 14/25
Rugname 32/50
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum (Level 5: 4/6)
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor 1/?
So I can hold 3 alchemies at the same time? Or even more?
The answer is, it was just not creative enough. A sufficiently uncreative attack can NULL damage entirely. You falling back on a 'usual' attack will swiftly obliterate your damage to 0. Now, last time might have been a little low for such, but here...
Best Pun Ever: 40/50 (Charge has not progressed for this post)
I cannot give +2 to anyone while dead!
Walker growls at having finally been disabled by someone. He writhes while stuck in a neverending loop of damage, growing slowly more and more broken as the locked-up servos prevent him from escaping Unlimited Kagura's motorbike. Somehow, the glitch is persisting, despite the Captain no longer being on the field. Then, at long last, the glitch ends, Unlimited Kagura racing off into the distance on his motorbike. But something seems off, which is confirmed the moment Walker vanishes from the battlefield, sent back by the respawning system...
A respawning system which was not supposed to register beings like animatronics.
Not to fear, though. It eventually manages to sort itself out. Look over there on that hill, there's Walker now!
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HEH. GOOD GORILLAING DAY, YA GORILLAING SCRUBS. I'M GOING TO MURDER SO MANY OF YOU IT WON'T EVEN BE FUNNY... AT LEAST FOR YOU IT WON'T! FOR ME, IT'S GONNA BE A GORILLA RIOT! KYAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! WHO WANTS THE FIRST SLICE?
Something's going on here...Something...Something...Seasonal...STANDBY.
I noticed i saw a Blue Gem on my pocket that it is used to upgrade the Weapons however the Blue Gem is not as strong as the Blue Crystal and others so i decide to make my Level 10 weapon/healing Well off to the Forge.
An powerful Halloween themed summon 40/50
Sp00py Armor 17/25 (Part of my Halloween Miniboss summon.)
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad kick-starter.)17/25(or 27 if the helping effect works so it means that is it works it is already ended(The two excess charge I use them for starting something else if they exists)(I would start probably charging a boost for one allied entity))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 1/9
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
Then I try to use the Damaged warp zone to turn the wound ProofofconcepT into an healthy ProofofconcepT with ten more senses as dreamed by an AI
Is not that cute?
It really looks 1250% human.
Then I help proof of concept to rebuild his fort and to build a pit.
I begin preparing for something amazing... to begin, I hire 1000 miners, which I immediately tell to dig straight down. As they all perish in lava, a few of them manage to struggle back up to the surface, with something special: 2 diamonds. Enthused, I hire 2000 more miners to dig down to the bottom of the world. Most of them perish in lava, but I get 6 diamonds this time!
Everyone wonders what I'm going to do as I hire 10000 more miners to dig straight down... finally, I get exactly 16 more diamonds... WHICH I THEN USE TO...
Craft a full suit of diamond armor and equip it. I want defenses!
The Diamond Armor is...Pretty useless. In fact, you're sure it's fairly fragile in comparison to all of these superattacks. It's enough to stop a blow from coming in, though! One.
Potato kick-stater salad(a potato made of salad
kick-starter.)18/25(or 28 if the helping effect works so it means that
is it works it is already ended(The three excess charge I use them for starting something else if they exists)((I would start probably charging a boost for one allied entity)))
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 2/9
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
Then I try to make he battle field more normal turning into one of the following(I try to use the damaged warp zone for this)
or something like
And I help again ProofofconcepTif it is possible(for his two projects)
UserZero sees what you do, and immediately Clentaminates it with Red Solution, turning the whole field Crimson and stopping whatever abomination you were about to unleash.
I am not Mercury... that's just what Tazz put on the player list.
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Mercury takes out a golden apple, and eats it. He gets poisoning from eating far too much gold, and wakes up in the hospital. He ends up fine, and the nice doctors there even fixed him up to better than he was before. Not that he was really injured, considering critical existence failure, but it still works.
+2% Damage at this point! You'll get your 3rd HP at Badge number 6.
The Pit: 12/20 +2 from nulitor
Fort Rebuilding: 12/20 +2 from nulitor
+2 to nulitor (thanks for the heal... I think)
Holy Flame || Peacetime = Fear No Anvil (Level 10: 5/11)
I use my holy flame to heal nulitor
Alchemies:
Spoiler (click to hide)
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
How long do the defense points granted by Traho being activated last for?
=Action=
As the Soul of the Core fades away into nothingness, Sorodin bows his head slightly.
Sorodin> You fought well... my friend.
Sorodin looks over at the Wizard of Yendor's aggravated monsters attacking Zineous.
Sorodin> I don't think so.
Sorodin takes out his Infinite Pie Cornucopia and fires a few rounds at the attacking monsters, or if they're evasive, just in their general direction. Licking their lips, they realize: It's poisonous pie! Voimiting acidic vomit, they damage themselves while managing to attract the attention of some of the PZ's who sure don't want to step in the vomit, so the PZ's take the obvious action: Kill the vomiting monsters! Attacking the vomiting monsters, they find that they stepped in the vomit too! Both the offending PZs and the sick aggravated monsters become handicapped, and unfortunately, there are no prosthetic leg dealerships in town! However, they settle for wheelchairs, and I just got a Monopoly on those. The wheelchairs break, and I throw all my Monopoly sets at them. With no way of moving, they are forced to be hit by flying (living) Monopoly pieces. Some aren't too bad- a top hat, a thimble. A dog or cat or two. I then take out the big guns and throw the barge at them. They are flattened. The Aurin Esper comes along as well, and eats the dog and cat, being healed!
Zineous will use Thunder Rage on the Wizard of Yendor and his Illusion.
==Alchemies==
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad && Mario 64 = Super
Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64 (level 5: 6/6) [DONE!] You never gave me a description.
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) = Space-Time Manipulator 2/??? You didn't give me a level for this.
Voidmetal Bottle && Pocket Dimension = World in a Bottle 3/9
=Inventory=
Logic Distortion Remote
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker Sketchpad 64
Voidmetal Bottle
Pocket Dimension
Infinite Pie Cornucopia
Traho
(Only including things that I deem important to my ultimate alchemy chain thingy)
==Charges==
The Nonexistent 15/50
Essence of Rain 10/50
+2 Pit
2 turns, as does the multi-guard.
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker 64: It's like the last one, but it has elements of Super Mario 64 to it. Remake as well, so add those Wario/Luigi/Yoshi Hats/Leves...
You can't tell who's been inflicted by Aggrivate Monsters as the Wizard of Yendor has yet to cast it! Cobalt just gave the order! However, you deal 1,000 damage to every PZ except the Mechari Engineer (Bruiserbot) and the Aurin Esper (Inverted)! The latter eats those Cats with glee...And then notices something.
The Future: 42/50 ================================================== (+2 from Bomber, Erelye, Pricey, and MZ)
I +2 Generic.
The Scribe notices the auspicious date that has been reached on his numerous watches. "The date has risen. The Witching Hour is here. Long has this holiday been celebrated across Minecraftia as a time to reminiscence on dark secrets and darker truths. A time to look back on the occult ways that have had an impact on our civilization's history. And a time to seal those evils away so they will never plague our cities again." The Scribe sets up a ring of jack o' lanterns, whose pale light flickers across the setting skies. "Let us never forget the stories that are shared on this day, whispering in the ears of the damned like unearthly wind... Let us never forget the tragic tales of those who have lost their lives, their hearts, their possessions, their souls... And let us think back to a town. A town called Kyoto."
-I AM SORRY TO REPORT, BUT THIS STORY HAS BEEN MURDERED BY A CERTAIN CHAMPION OF SALTWATER WHO'S POWERS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE FEARSOME THAN THE ALTERNATIVE TITLE I HAVE GIVEN HIM-
The Scribe finishes his tale, the wind howling around him. Mozart II is so horrified that his heart stops and he takes severe damage. What's more, because he's incapacitated, the next two attacks against him will minicrit.
Mozart II kills himself on the spot.
???: Unf()rtunately, a pseud()nym is still, ultimately, a name.
???: That, and I'm quite b()red.
You whip your neck around and discover Herobrine, casually floating behind you like it was no big deal.
Herobrine is considerably more...Err, dangerous looking than the descriptions in Creepypastas gave him (or actual sightings-the two blend together at some point). His white-glowing eyes are quite present, as is the bloodied pick/scythe thing, but quite more disturbing are his limbs-they seem to break off a pixel-thin skin to reveal a blob of living corruption on the living left hand, and the right one has been totally replaced with a fog of Oblivion and Corruption given the form of a rough pickaxe. It would look straight-up terrifying if his face didn't express a view of extreme boredom. It should be said, though, his weapons do look ready to shed your blood.
Her()brine: Quite interesting that y()u are aware ()f such ()f my deeds...()r rather, deed.
Her()brine: My master, the Great Crims()n treats me as a t()()l of precisi()n, inserted int() p()ints with the strategic bent ()f a surge()n ()n the brain. Such was my r()le in that tale.
Her()brine: Subtle, precise, and p()werful. The sniper's graceful arr()w cleanly embedding itself int() the necks ()f ()ne wh()'s death w()uld bring war.
Her()brine: And as it sh()uld, f()r if I were truly f()und by th()se th()ughtless 'g()ds,' M()jang w()uld have me...And being what I am, w()rse than death w()uld await.
Her()brine: Th()ugh I have it in vast am()unts, rarely can I exercise my p()wer in full, f()r N()tch, that liar, is ultimately str()nger than I, what with his p()wer ()ver my very code, even n()w...But n()t s() abs()lute in the end.
Her()brine: Ultimately, an increasing set ()f pr()xies have been wasted t() c()nfuse him, ()bscrufating my tracks.
Her()brine: Eventually they will fail me. Thus, they have f()rced me int() hiding, unable t() act.
Her()brine: Meanwhile, Ender's vari()us reincarnati()ns have been proven to be increasingly inept, M()jang's Champi()ns more stable and effective than I. I believe ()ne ()f the line has finally sw()rn ()ff the sacred duty, ()r rather, will?...It matters n()t when, merely that it will.
Her()brine: This left the Great Crimson quite unable t() spread his unfant()mable wings...S(), he tasked me with a new duty.
Her()brine: Rendered inable t() set l()()se my master myself, I w()uld spark the c()nflict that w()uld, in time, d() s(), and then st()ke the destiny ()f the ()ne wh() will.
Her()brine: H()wever, an unexpected entity came int() our perfectly-calculated equati()n.
Her()brine: One that ultimately affixed his destiny t() the g()al we prescribed.
Her()brine: My duty was, practically, already d()ne f()r me-multiple signs and mental ag()ny sh()rtened to a few whispers, t() ensure that his final destinati()n w()uld never be f()rg()tten.
Her()brine: ...()f c()urse, after that...It leaves me n()thing t() d().
Her()brine: My Master, the Great Crims()n, has effectively aband()ned me in all but reality. His freed()m assured, what am I?
Her()brine: Eagerly I await the day, and finally greet ()blivi()n Incarnate's great and vast b()dy, fully transcended.
Her()brine: Until then, I supp()se I can amuse myself with y()u.
His pose shifts, as if ready to take a blow.
[IN PROGRESS]
Her()brine: N()tch and his c()h()rts decided that, as I were t() be their champi()n against Ender, that I sh()uld have abilities fitting ()f it.
Her()brine: Manipulati()n of the energies ()f creati()n, to extremely limited extents-en()ugh t() build great citadels and emp()wer incredible majjyks.
Her()brine: Kn()weldge ()f every v()cati()n ()f use.
Her()brine: Ressurective imm()rtality.
Her()brine: Many blessings, indeed. ()ne sh()uld w()nder why I fell t() p()wer f()r even m()re.
Her()brine: Yet, it was ultimately n()t p()wer I s()ught. ()r, rather...N()t any p()wer but the p()wer t() feel.
Her()brine: Among my many blessings was a curse ten times that ()f all ()thers. I c()uld n()t feel, deprived ()f all but sight and s()und. A side-effect t() make me feel n() pain, but ultimately ()ne that w()uld make me realize the f()lly ()f their l()t.
Her()brine: I realized swiftly I was deprived ()f purp()se. I watched what were supp()sed to be fell()w Minecraftians and Testificates experience the w()rld ar()und them...Y()u take the feel of air ()n y()ur skin for granted.
Her()brine: My pleads f()r it t() be rem()ved were ign()red, until Ender's death was d()ne f()r g()()d.
Her()brine: My m()tivati()n was then set: I w()uld get the ability t() feel in exchange f()r killing a dragon. Simple.
Her()brine: Ender's first incarnati()n was str()ng, but ultimately, n() match.
Her()brine: But then, bef()re her became an egg.
Her()brine: The Great Crims()n's whispers reached me and said what it was. It was pr()()f that I w()uld never feel, again, as that egg was Ender. And t() my chargain, my m()st p()werful ()f assaults c()uld n()t destr()y her.
Her()brine: He claimed he c()uld rem()ve my 'blessing,' thr()ugh his p()wers ()ver destructi()n presided ()ver it.
Her()brine: What was I but t() accept?
Her()brine: I d() n()t regret it. Even pain felt like euph()ria in the instant he annihilated that blessing.
Her()brine: The Great Crims()n pr()ved his gener()sity and wisd()m in a single m()ve. My fealty was set.
Her()brine: And yet, he t()ld me that he c()uld n()t fully free me until he was fully freed.
Her()brine: ()nly the greatest assault c()uld ever make me feel, as I f()und...And N()tch prevented me fr()m suicide.
Her()brine: As if t() spite me-()r perhaps learning-th()se that came after me c()uld feel. I tempted a few, but they rejected me. Said I had g()ne mad.
Her()brine: I can assure y()u, Descendants, t() the c()ntrary.
Her()brine: As my master is awaiting freed()m-as am I-I feel a small game is in ()rder. T() pass time.
Her()brine: Wh()ever am()ng y()u great and p()werful Descendants can make me feel the strongest pain shall be given a simple trinket. Uncursed, a f()unt ()f ()blivi()n, a versatile weap()n-pr()()f I am n()t wh()lly c()ncerned with sewing death and hate wherever I may lurk.
Her()brine: It d()es inv()ve rem()ving an arm, permaently...But I assure y()u, the replacement f()r it can feel as much as anything else ()n y()ur flesh. I w()uld n()t deprive y()u ()f that, being deprived myself.
Herobrine casually toys with an amethyst ring in his left, still partially-flesh hand, letting his scythe to hover above it. He's probably referring to the Amethyst Ring.
Her()brine: I h()pe y()u d() n()t dissap()int.
Her()brine: C()me as if y()u intended to kill, with full f()rce.
Pit watches as Star's Body tries to attack him. Pit doesn't look bothered by him getting attacked, or having Star leave. Pit doesn't even seem to think his "Health Bar" has gone down.
Well. That wasn't very nice to do to the one true neutral.
And not very nice to do to the shopkeeper, either.
Do you know what happens to bad little Player Characters that attack shopkeepers get?
THEY. GET. WRECKED.
Let's see how you can deal with THIS, you idiot.
Combine Force, Explode, and Tornado, and what do you get?
SUMMON DRAGON.
Now let's test my power in true conditions, shall we?
Pit combines Force, Explode, and Tornado. Anyone paying attention knows what comes next and what attacks Star's Body.
And for clarity's sake, this is an attack.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!: Destroy The World [Use Summon Dragon.]
Star Suplexes the summoned Dragon. It dies instantly.
(9 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(21 / 40) Font Friend (+1, Richard)
+1 to Twin
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I decide to make use of Twin's potential mini-crits, and decide to summon a certain TF2 map right around Mozart II! Mozart finds himself inside a King of the Hill map, standing on the central control point. As he caps the point, he hears a noise...
TRAIIIINNNN RAAAIIINNNNN!
Thousands of trains rain down from the sky, Mozart being hit by a few! A larger, saw-lined train also falls from above, and cuts up Mozart, then slams into his face. Suddenly, a giant mass of saws appears from the ground, and starts chasing Mozart down! It also shoots sticky-saw bombs right onto Mozart's face, launching him upwards, onto the acid-lined ceiling of the map. As he melts in the acid, another thing descends from the sky; a giant laser satellite! It starts blasting Mozart with constant spinning lasers, and Mozart is forced to flee! He leaps off of the acid-covered building, and breaks his legs during the fall.
He then finds himself on some train tracks. A train then slams into him, dragging a saw and a laser with it. Mozart gets hit in such a way that he gets flung over the very train that hit him, then cut on the saw and blasted by the laser beam. As Mozart lies there in agony, a giant train-shark appears, and starts chasing him while firing crockets! Mozart gets blasted back to the control point, where the tesla-trap above it activates; he gets electrocuted, and is completely prone to the incoming onslaught from above.
There is a giant train, falling from the sky with two massive saws bigger than the map attached to the sides. Mozart can only watch as the train impacts the map, causing a massive explosion. The map suddenly breaks in two, and Mozart finds himself back on the battlefield...
=Command=
Valeera: Gain 4 Invervates and 1 Coin for some reason.
You do so. You then realize that you've obtained a card called "Balloonsera."
Valeera: Play it.
Valeera then goes about her normal turn, gaining +1 Mana (8 total) and drawing a card!
CARD DRAWN: Gnomish Inventor (4)
Valeera then plays Shattered Sun Cleric, buffing the Undercity Valiant. She then plays Assassin's Dagger, replacing her old one. She then bops the Demon Portal with it! Valeera's summons will attack the Demon Portal!
(Shattered Sun Cleric: 10k HP, 6k ATK. Buff is +2k ATK, +5k MHP.)
(Assassin's Dagger: 8k ATK, can be used 4 times)
(I don't think Valeera is stunned anymore; she was last turn, but you left the text there.)
I am... occupied. Mercury occupies enemy territory, looting a farm tile and healing health from it, a la Civ.
-Edited-in Irrelevancy Below-
-Four years in the future, exactly-
Blue walks into a costume shop, the clerk looking up from his smartphone. She walks up to him.
So... People wear costumes on Halloween, right?
Uh, yeah. Why?
Do you have any suggestions?
Uh, it's like an hour before Halloween starts, I'm not sure we have anything you'd like.
That's fine, anything's great, I'm just here to appreciate your culture.
Right... well, how about this princess costume?
...princess? How... nostalgic. Sure, I'll take it.
This storypost was really just an ad for a mostly standalone story I'm writing over at the DTG Forums. It's about Blue, before she was Blue. It also features Red, and other spoilerific characters you maybe know and potentially, though probably don't, love.
Maybe I'll do the playing as an entity thing later on. But for now, no more mister nice entity guy with only a few gimmicks. Time to get serious!
Suddenly, for no real reason at all, Valeera gets 4 innervates and a coin, allowing her to gain 9 mana for the turn and play out my really OP minion! I'm not one for showy introductions of my entities, so let's just get right into it. BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE BALLOON LIFE FORMS! I wanted to upgrade the balloon drake into one of these, but that didn't work. ... ... I might be taking the balloon thing too far considering it has absolutely nothing to do with my characters, style of attacks, or plot line.
Balloonsera
HP: 250,000/250,000
Inflation: [MIN | LOW | MID | HGH | MAX]
Unlike my previous Balloon entities, inflation is not directly tied to HP. Instead, it determines how often she can use her special, Dream Magic, and the strength of her normal attacks. Other people or entities can use their actions to increase or decrease inflation. Balloonsera does NOT die if inflation reaches MIN or MAX, but will take 5,000 damage if her inflation tries to go past its limits in either direction.
Dream Magic: When used, it channels the power of the Emerald Dream (which my plot line has become strangely reliant on) and adds a random Dream Card to either Valeera or Balloonian's hand. If both are dead, it goes to Balloonsera herself, which is less efficient. She can play Dream Cards in addition to attacking and she ignores the mana cost because she has nothing else to play.
If inflation is MID, LOW, or HGH, this can be used once every other turn. If inflation is MAX, this can be used every turn. If inflation is MIN, this can be used once every 3 turns.
Dream Cards (Roll a d5. The number that comes up is the card Balloonsera gets.):
1: Balloonsera Awakens: Costs 2 mana. When played, it deals 5,000 damage to 5 random enemies.
2: Helium Sister: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 10,000 attack and 30,000 HP. It also cannot be hurt by AOE attacks, which is kinda the opposite of the actual Hearthstone effect.
3: Nightmare: Costs 0 mana. Play on a friendly, willing entity to give it +15,000 attack and +15,000 HP. However, it starts taking 5,000 damage per turn.
4: Balloon Drake: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 20,000 attack and 20,000 HP. Counts as a dragon if that matters at all, which it might.
5: Dream: Costs 0 mana. Returns a friendly, willing Hearthstone-like entity to its player's hand. The minion costs 2 mana less to play next time. (IE: Shadowstep). Or, if played on an enemy, it will prevent most weaker enemies from acting once or reduce the damage a stronger entity deals by up to 20,000.
Other attacks:
Bring Rest: Whack something for 14,000 damage. If inflation is at LOW or MIN, deal 16,000 damage instead.
Life Giving Mist: Channels healing to an entity. Starts out healing for 14,000 HP per turn, but increases by 3,000 each turn up to a maximum of 24,000 per turn. If inflation is at MIN, this caps at 27,000 per turn instead.
Deathrattle: sets up for something.
Balloonian
HP: 200,000/200,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Okay, let's ROCK!
Balloonsera uses Dream Magic and gets a 4, generating a Balloon Drake! Considering that Valeera doesn't have many minions in hand, she gives it to her.
Balloonian's opening hand is... Open the Gates, Balloonkin Hatcher, and Balelastrasz. Keep Balelastrasz, toss everything else. Got Swipe and Balloonwing Corruptor. Pretty nice starting hand. Turn starts, Balloonian draws Balloonkin Hatcher. Balloonian plays the Corruptor and hits the siegebot for 10,000 damage.
Hand: Balelastrasz, Swipe, Balloonkin Hatcher.
This might be really over/under powered.
Now for my action. I summon Avania, then double innervate and play a Sorcerer's Apprentice. Then I play Prophet Velen and two Faceless Manipulators to clone Velen twice. Then I play two Flash Heals, two Lights of the Naruu on Valeera, and a Holy Light for a total of 176 healing! Which then gets converted to... some value for DTG health.
Relevance Line:
Because this post is really long already and the post is getting unstable, I don't want to do some RP right now. I'll have another post with it.
Whoops, I forgot an ingredient for this alchemy... This is supposed to be for Inari.
(Sun Charm || Samurai Armor) || Collar = Armor of Light 2/8
Tower Shield && Ice Turtle Shell (Terraria) && NevermeltIce = Glacier Shield 2/8
Got +5 total.
The first companion: 50/50
Another Charge: 50/50 BOTH SPENT!!!
More charges: 3/50 & 3/50
+1 to Ire, +1 to MythicZoologist. I suspect Mikoto and Gail are about to wander into your plot line.
Can I mention that Ire actually GAVE me his deck beforehand? I'd like that knowledge before you get much further with Balloonian, as that has the potential to spiral out of control. Regardless, Balloonian and Balloonsera added!
I wander off into the nearest forest. The Witching Hour is upon us, after all. My path into the woods is accompanied by heavy wind whipping my hair about. I pull out a small compass, watching the thing spin around wildly for several moments, before turning somewhere that is definitely not north, or spawn.
-WHAT FOLLOWS IS CREEPYPASTA ENDING WITH A SPOOK SCHEEMATIC, BUT WHAT WAS HERE IS NOW A SNIPPING.-
Ashwood Rod && Agonized Soul = Agonizing Rod (8/9)
Depowered Cipher's Call && Indigo Flames = Slightly Less Depowered Cipher's Call (7/9)
You activate a SPOOK SCHEMATIC! You will gain additional power until the end next round, because those pumpkins rot ridiculously fast. By additional power, I of course mean minicrits.
So now let's try this that will be a new standard attack with the Orb:
Hezetor will try attack the Mechari Engineer.
Hezetor moves a single finger towards the creature and starts his manipulation over matter... he starts to disassemble the electrons of the creature changing the configuration of every single atom, the electrons of valence now at the wrong places will be forcefully made spin all in the same way, this not only cause an enormous chaos inside the creature at mod atomic and molecular level, but also because all the atoms are forming the wrong time of connection between themselves...now the Orb of pure energy sparks just under my throne while its power is used to absorb all the energy of the atomic force that is in every proton inside the body of the creature and transform it in a mechanical force that will be used to destroy all the neutrons from the inside breaking the quarks of all the atoms, this is bad new for the creature, because what remains of it is an incredible dispersion of energy caused from all those quark breaking, this will damage the creatures close to him, while all that remains of the creature is... nothing.
Concordant Killer 15/25
Rugname 33/50
.44 Magnum && container for modules = Modular Magnum (Level 5: 5/6)
Iron Armor && container for modules = Modular Armor 2/?
Personal shielding device && plasma generator = Plasma shield 2/?
8,000 damage to the Bruiserbot! I will say it again, you will only doom yourself if you try to make a 'standard' attack!
1 Demonic Matrix 1 Demon Blood Shard 1 Raspberry Pi 1 of any book 1 Empty Taglocks 1 Richard Taglock 1 Popcorn Bane of Lapis Ender Matrix Journal #-1 Black Hole in a Jar Tome of Knowledge Unwritten 18 Bedrock^2 Ingots Ultracondensed Wall
Noose --0 Dark Magic Tome = Tome Of Self-Sacrifice 5/11
What have I done!? I grab my new ASF (Absurdly Sharp Flailbldae). I charge at the abomination I had a hand in the creation of (the Esper). I start to slash at it repeatedly. I am not gonna let my dumb move go unfixed.
You heal it for 4,000 HP due to its Inverted condition! Somehow, the cuts (mostly along the left side) give way to some kind of...Flexible Pop Tart? It ends in a cats head, with cat paws dangling from the sides. A Nyan Cat tentacle. That thing is becoming more of an abomination by the second.
==Turn 1==
Salt 31/50 (+2 each from Richard and TFG)
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 1/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 1/11
==Action==
Crystal takes a Schema Pumpkin from Erelye, then carves a Spook Schematic into it with an echo of a dagger, flickering with flame. Gambit Aethers flow out of the pumpkin and permeate his Artifice Ambient, causing him to undergo a terrifying transformation! His body separates into sections, each one being covered with a strange fiery substance. Meanwhile, his head morphs to become that of a Blaze. As a final note, he bursts into flame as the rods that now make up his body begin to spin. He looks over at Mozart II, and his natural flame begins to burn brighter as several fireballs fly out of his intangible body and ignite the wood of Mozart II’s piano. Abruptly, an additional rod is summoned, and it is enveloped in a corona of flame before being fired like a railgun, straight into Mozart II’s chest. The rods that now make up Crystal’s body begin to rotate, faster and faster, as the rod embedded in Mozart II's chest emits a white-hot flame that begins creeping over Mozart II’s body, burning him from the inside out. Crystal’s body abruptly forms several arcane-looking patterns with its component rods, before the flame still consuming Mozart II’s body takes on a distinct purple hue, and becomes an inferno, stretching up in a pillar of violet-tinged flame as Mozart II screams in the agony that can only come from having every cell in his body soar instantly to a temperature of 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. Before any more attacks can be made, however, Crystal’s Schema Pumpkin runs out of Ripeness, and he discorporates into Blaze Powder before being reborn into his normal body.
==Entities==
Nop.
You create a Spook Schematic! The power will last until the end of next turn, and take the form of Minicrits!
A ridge wraps around the edge of the mountains, and the background landscape disappears into a dark void. It then fades back to normal. Whatever is awakening is certainly very powerful, I must continue working.
I take out some bonemeal and whack the ground with it. Soon I am surrounded by double high grass. I wait in hiding for someone to come run into my death trap. While I wait I start running around in circles until I whack my head on a random entity.
Alchemies:
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool.
You whack the Aurin Esper, making it grow a Sword out of its chest like it was impaled. But wasn't.
Unlike my previous Balloon entities, inflation is not directly tied to HP. Instead, it determines how often she can use her special, Dream Magic, and the strength of her normal attacks. Other people or entities can use their actions to increase or decrease inflation. Balloonsera does NOT die if inflation reaches MIN or MAX, but will take 5,000 damage if her inflation tries to go past its limits in either direction.
Dream Magic: When used, it channels the power of the Emerald Dream (which my plot line has become strangely reliant on) and adds a random Dream Card to either Valeera or Balloonian's hand. If both are dead, it goes to Balloonsera herself, which is less efficient. She can play Dream Cards in addition to attacking and she ignores the mana cost because she has nothing else to play.
If inflation is MID, LOW, or HGH, this can be used once every other turn. If inflation is MAX, this can be used every turn. If inflation is MIN, this can be used once every 3 turns.
Dream Cards (Roll a d5. The number that comes up is the card Balloonsera gets.):
1: Balloonsera Awakens: Costs 2 mana. When played, it deals 5,000 damage to 5 random enemies.
2: Helium Sister: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 10,000 attack and 30,000 HP. It also cannot be hurt by AOE attacks, which is kinda the opposite of the actual Hearthstone effect.
3: Nightmare: Costs 0 mana. Play on a friendly, willing entity to give it +15,000 attack and +15,000 HP. However, it starts taking 5,000 damage per turn.
4: Balloon Drake: Costs 4 mana. When played, it summons an entity with 20,000 attack and 20,000 HP. Counts as a dragon if that matters at all, which it might.
5: Dream: Costs 0 mana. Returns a friendly, willing Hearthstone-like entity to its player's hand. The minion costs 2 mana less to play next time. (IE: Shadowstep). Or, if played on an enemy, it will prevent most weaker enemies from acting once or reduce the damage a stronger entity deals by up to 20,000.
Other attacks:
Bring Rest: Whack something for 14,000 damage. If inflation is at LOW or MIN, deal 16,000 damage instead.
Life Giving Mist: Channels healing to an entity. Starts out healing for 14,000 HP per turn, but increases by 3,000 each turn up to a maximum of 24,000 per turn. If inflation is at MIN, this caps at 27,000 per turn instead.
Deathrattle: sets up for something.
Balloonian
HP: 200,000/200,000
Affinity: [M:0 | R:0 | S:0]
He works like Valeera, but with less focus on the actual deck and more focus on the hero's own actions. His deck only has 15 cards in it. He starts at 5 mana and gains 1 maximum mana per turn as well as draws one card per turn. If he runs out of cards in his deck, they get reshuffled.
"Hero Power": Wild Magic. Costs 2 mana. Adds a completely random Hearthstone spell to Balloonian's hand and it costs 2 less mana. I'm not going to pick ones that would break the game or make no sense though, like vanish or unleash the hounds. I'll reroll those. Completely possible for Balloonian to get something totally useless, like bestial wrath or bolster.
All spells that Balloonian can get are in one of three groups based on their class of origin, either Might (warrior, hunter, rouge), Right (druid, paladin, priest) or Sight (mage, warlock, shaman). Whenever Balloonian casts a spell of one group, his affinity to that group goes up by 3 and his affinity with the other two groups each go down by 1.
When an affinity gets to 8 or above, Balloonian triggers a special attack that resets his affinity for that group back to 0.
Might - Devastation: Balloonian takes to the skies, becoming unattackable for the turn, but also preventing him from playing any cards that turn. At the end of the turn, he shoots 3 fireballs at any target. Each fireball deals 10,000 damage to its target and 2,500 damage to the entities listed directly above and below the target in the EOTB.
Right - Mountain's Power: Heals a target for 30,000 HP. In addition, whatever that target attacks this turn gets marked for death. The next turn, any spells that Valeera or Balloonian use against the marked target cost 4 less mana.
Sight - Begin the Games: Does something weird that I'll get into once/if it's used.
Deck:
Minions:
x1 Electron - 3 mana. Not to be confused with Serpent's character. summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 5,000 HP. While this is alive, both Valeera and Balloonian's spells costs 3 less mana. Not a dragon, but is a mech. ... You know, just in case Balloonian pulls Unstable Portal and that gets him a TinkerTown Technician.
x2 Dragon Consorts - 5 mana, summon a minion with 8,000 attack and 10,000 HP. In addition, Ballonian's next dragon costs 2 mana less. Is a dragon.
x2 BalloonWing Corruptors - 5 mana, summon a minion with 10,000 attack and 6,000 HP. When played, deal 10,000 damage to an enemy if Balloonian has a dragon in hand. Not a dragon.
x1 Balelastrasz - 6 mana, summon a minion with 4,000 attack and 10,000 HP. While this is alive, Balloonian's cards all cost 1 less mana. This card got considerably nerfed in its transition to DTG. Is a dragon.
x2 Balloonkin Hatchers - 6 mana, summon a minion with 5,000 attack and 6,000 HP. Also, summon two whelps each with 3,000 attack and 3,000 HP.
x1 Balloonmedes - 7 mana, summon a minion with no attack and 20,000 HP. Whenever either Valeera or Balloonian plays a card, this minion gets +2,000 attack. Is a dragon.
x1 Balloomagus - 8 mana. Summons a minion with 8,000 attack and 12,000 HP. If this is alive when Balloonian draws a card, he gains an extra copy of that card. Is a dragon.
Spells
x1 ShadowFlame - 4 mana, destroys a friendly, willing minion and deals its damage to up to 5 enemies.
x1 Bite - 4 Mana, gives Balloonian +5,000 HP and lets him attack this turn for 5,000 damage.
x1 Swipe - 4 mana, deals 5,000 damage to one enemy and 2,000 to up to 4 others.
x1 Open the Gates - 8 mana, summons 5 whelps each with 3,000 attack and 2,000 health.
BONUS CARD! x1 Mana Surge - 6 mana. Instantly uses Balloonian's Wild Magic ability 3 times. In addition, it lets him reroll one spell he doesn't like.
Deathrattle: Sets up for something.
Commands:
Balloonsera uses Dream Magic and gets a 4, generating a Balloon Drake! Considering that Valeera doesn't have many minions in hand, she gives it to her.
Balloonian's opening hand is... Open the Gates, Balloonkin Hatcher, and Balelastrasz. Keep Balelastrasz, toss everything else. Got Swipe and Balloonwing Corruptor. Pretty nice starting hand. Turn starts, Balloonian draws Balloonkin Hatcher. Balloonian plays the Corruptor and hits the siegebot for 10,000 damage.
Hand: Balelastrasz, Swipe, Balloonkin Hatcher.
Action:
SPAM HEAL VALEERA! I get an army of blacksmiths to forge a lot of armor for maximum healing spam value.
Oh also, I point out that on the original post, November is misspelled as Novemer. This somehow heals Valeera.
Relevance Line:
Now that Gail wasn't as nervous about having just been caught, she seemed more fluent with her words.
"That was... fast. ... Seems strange it... was so close. Mikoto, hold on one moment. ... I made something for today..."
Despite some strange glances from Mikoto, she turns around and walks back into the alchemiter cave. After a few moments, she comes back wearing what seemed to be a brown leather coat or cloak with small artificial patches of fur on the shoulders and cuff links by the ends and a grey undershirt. In addition, she had a light brown bandanna around her mouth and a buckled belt around her waist with an empty knife sheath and a small satchel hanging from its side. On her paws were light brown gauntlets and finally, she had an empty clip of bullets trailing from her jacket to match the toy flintlock pistol that was also on her belt.
"Huh? What are you wearing?"
"Mikoto? It's Halloween. Don't you... remember?"
"Oh... What are you exactly?"
"A highwayman. ... Although, it's a little... more specific than that. I don't expect anyone... to get it exactly."
"That's neat! But... Are you sure you want to be wearing that? It might make moving a little harder."
"I'm... fine wearing this. ... Let's... go exploring please. What's... down in that structure? "
"... Okay. But stay right behind me. I have a bad feeling about this."
And with that, Mikoto and Gail head down into the structure to see what's there.
I throw dank memes in jars at the Siegebot.
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Status Effects//
Croc-o-Style: 1 turn
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Weapon of Myth and Legend (Infernal Torment): 11/30
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 6/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 5/11)
(10 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(25 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total,Talist, Battlefury)
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I keep petting Lesser Dog NEO. I then manage to channel the energy from my pet into a massive kinetic blast directed towards UserZero! The blast appears to be surrounded with thousands of tiny little dogs, all barking and glowing with light! It streaks past Uzi, firing a spray of Dog-Residue backwards as it goes! The Dog Residue appears to be highly flammable, and lacks the ability to transform into Dog Salad!
The Dogbolt then turns around, and slams into Uzi from behind, dealing no damage, but it left even more residue on her! I then keep firing Dogbolts, still empowered from the petting. Uzi keeps getting nailed by harmless Dogbolts, and laughs as they deal 0 damage! She keeps laughing, and is laughing too hard to notice that I have a match. I fling it towards the pile of Dog Residue, and it bursts into flames! While this naturally won't hurt Uzi, it creates a flaming wall that obscures her sight; a perfect opportunity to nail her with various dogs! To be sure she can't escape, I construct a one-way forcefield around her.
I then start causing massive dog faces to slam through the flames in an attempt to smash Uzi! These dogs fire out barks, not only annoying her but keeping her on her feet with the bullets she needs to dodge! Then, rings of hearts float through the fire; these hearts are made of cancer and will hurt her on impact! And to top off my assault, a rocket-powered dog-bomb is chasing her throughout the flames! All these dogs appear to be immune to fire, unlike their residue. The dogassault hopefully maims Uzi.
...did we mention Dogsong was playing the whole time during this attack?
...no? Oh well.
UserZero can see clearly through the fire, and dodges effortlessly after a great deal of time playing Bullet Hell games. Lunatic Touhou is her jam.
00C: Why did the Solar Monolith suddenly take damage last turn?
I'm not sure what you're referring to OOC.
Thulecite Club && SCP-1008 && Nightmare Fuel = Pitch Black (level 9: 1/10).
Have I mentioned I'm REALLY bad at remembering Alchemy Levels without a guide? I'd write down the names of stuff that winds up redtexted, as that mgiht not be the name/level it was before.
I PM the captain about what he plans to do now (he cant exactly leave the server, can he?). I then start making minions by creating a bunch of mob spawners.
Mob Spawner Cluster: 25000/25000 HP (spawns 5000 HP of Mob Horde every turn)
Mob Horde: 5000 HP (attack is based on current HP)
Also, since the CSI Cyber team sucked, an alchemy: Suitcase && Judge's Gavel = Court Case
Court Case: A suitcase that has a compartment for gathered evidence. If sufficient evidence is gathered on a crime, the Court Case transforms into a Court that can be used to try and sentence the person who committed that crime.
UserZero decides to just destory the Mob Spawners.
Suitcsae && Judges Gavel = Court Case (Level 0: 1/1).
Court Case: A suitcase that has a compartment for gathered evidence. If sufficient evidence is gathered on a crime, the Court Case transforms into a Court that can be used to try and sentence the person who committed that crime...Assuming a valid and unbiased Judge is in the area to preside over all of this. Otehrwise this is totally useless. Coincidentally, the only law and order here is UserZero, so SHE'd be the judge.
A Tactical Genius: 30/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber accepts a pumpkin from Erelye, quite amazed by the strange effects of whatever he had done to one. "Hm, I am not familiar with this kind of ritual. I must say, it seems quite powerful though." He pulled a black ritual dagger out of his pocket, its cursed blade lined with chaos runes. He carves a Spook Schematic into the odd pumpkin, feeling a sense of unease wash over him as he made the final carving into the pumpkin's flesh. Gambit Aethers pour out of the otherworldly pumpkin, flowing into Bomber's Artifice Ambient. He undergoes a terrifying transformation!
Soul Sand begins to rise out of the ground around Bomber, covering his legs. He struggled for a moment, trying to escape, but found there was no hope. Pain washed over him as the Soul Sand piled higher. He was neck deep in the occult material. Maddening whispers of the tortured penetrate into his mind, wearing away at his sanity. The hopes and dreams denied by the cruelty of fate. The lamentations of those who never had a chance. The endless repetition of the souls' last cry of agony before they died and were trapped in a hellish realm. A storm of these cries raged on within Bomber's mind. Eventually his mind was overwhelmed, becoming clouded by madness. He took in a final shuddering breath before his vision was obscured by the massive pile of soul sand.
There was a pause. A deafening silence washed over the field, filling all with an intense feeling of unease. Whimpering came from within the mound, growing louder and louder. It rose into a gut-wrenching cry that made the pile shudder. The spirits in the sand began to wail with whatever they were covering. An ear-splitting cry sounded out, causing the pile of soul sand to explode. Clumps of wailing soul sand flew everywhere. Bomber had transformed into a Ghast! This Ghast seemed a little different than a typical one, being slightly larger and covered in red engravings.
Bomber floated up into the air, his tentacles writhing around sickeningly. Uncontrollably whimpering, he hovered towards Mozart II. When he was within range, he let out a loud wail, opening his blood-shot eyes. Mozart II, making the mistake, made eye-contact. He saw visions of himself sinking deeper and deeper into the ground, skeletal hands grasping and pulling him down into the darkness. A sense of hopelessness welled up within him. Maybe he should just curl into a ball and give up. A volley of fireballs came out of Bomber's mouth, crashing into Mozart II and exploding. Craters filled with fire were left in the ground. Mozart II managed to crawl out of a crater, several bones broken from the explosion. His attire was ruined and he was covered in burns that ranged in severity.
Something about his survival deeply upset Bomber. He began to scream loudly in anguish, all of his frustrations overwhelming him. Acidic tears poured out of his eyes and onto the ground below. Hovering over Mozart II, these acidic tears rained down upon him. They burned his flesh even more, carving holes into his skin. Bomber's continued wails of anger shattered Mozart II's eardrums, causing blood to seep from his ears. The tantrum continued, as Bomber floated down to Mozart II's crumpled body. Madness began to overtake him, as the repeated cries ate away at his sanity. Ivory tentacles gripped at Mozart II, assaulting him violently. They tore at his flesh and eyes, and deepened wounds left from previous encounters. Several gripped him by his torso, lifting him off the ground. Mozart II was suddenly slammed downward into the hard pavement, breaking many more of his bones.
Before Bomber could continue, the Ripeness of his Schema Pumpkin ran out. Bomber's Ghast form began to melt, turning into a pool of tears on the ground. Bomber lay on the ground for a few moments, rendered unconscious from the experience. When he wakes up, he found himself with a pounding headache. He stumbled away, giving himself time to recover. He simply sat down on the ground and rested his eyes.
Suddenly, the portal that the CSI team went through re-appears (or re-activates, depending on what happened to it)!
On the other end of the portal, The SCP Foundation has sent a capture team to the portal, and has confirmed its operational status. Why does the SCP Foundation want to open a portal? Well, for one thing they cant just let the CSI keep it (its an anomalous object after all), and for another they have something they want to dump through the portal. Something that is big, unkillable, and very troublesome. Yes, they are sending SCP-682 through the portal. They managed to stun it by exposing it to SCP-1013 to petrify and paralyze it for a short period. Even so, SCP-682 recovers quickly, and almost escapes before being sent through. Luckily for Earth, the Foundation personnel manage to get SCP-682 through the portal right before SCP-682 breaks out of the petrification.
SCP-682: ROAAAAAAR!
Dr. {REDACTED}: SCP-682 successfully sent through the portal. Since this server is inescapable, he will no longer be able to threaten our world.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, why is SCP-682 charging the portal?
Dr. {REDACTED}: Obviously trying to escape, but this portal can only work one-way.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, it works both ways! The CSI guys left through this portal! He could use it to escape the server! CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE IT!
In another close call, the portal manages to close before SCP-682 can go back through and escape. A message appears in chat soon after:
SCP Foundation: We have sent an unkillable entity into this world in the hopes at least one of you could somehow kill it. Kill it and you will be greatly rewarded.
SCP-682 [H]: 100000/100000 HP (regenerates after hitting 0 HP).
SCP-682 is a hostile entity with the main attribute of being nearly unkillable. When its HP is dropped to 0, it is not removed like normal entities, but is instead crippled to the point of potentially being killable. Players can then attempt to attack it in an attempt to permanently kill it. However, permanently killing it is nearly impossible, and will require a VERY creative attack. If it is not killed after being crippled, it regenerates to full health and then gains a mutation/adaptation that makes it stronger. However, it is subpar on offense (remember, nearly every battle it gets in against anything other than infantry ends with it getting trashed and having to rely on its unkillability to survive), with a very low attack and a high chance to focus on other Hostile entities. If it is permanently killed, the team that killed it gets the reward from the SCP Foundation (which should be around the equivalent of a 50 post charge, so that says a lot about how hard SCP-682 should be to kill).
SCP-682 summoned, but his HP is nerfed to 80,000.
SCP-682 looks around, and then spots UserZero.
A chill goes down your spine as you hear it exclaim: "Mother?!"
What follows, to be simple, is [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[AUAOGIHAPGHE]
[YOU KILLED THE LAST REDACTER FROM SHEER AWFULNESS, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT]
Well, you know who he's not gonna be hitting. (He's still Hostile, mind).
Anti-Unoriginality Turret 25/50
Hypocrisy counter since charge 15: 1
I cast a spell, and a magical light is thrown onto the wall, making it brighter. I then look for anything strange. If I don't find anything, I look for a way out of the room.
You find nothign strange, pre-or-post-lighting. It's just a regular, if empty, room.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/11
==Action==
Crystal raises his arms, hands glowing with purple power. Abruptly, several large spires of crystal sprout from the earth around him and begin to glow purple as well, before a massive array of magical circles and flickering runes forms around each. Crystal sets down a jar of Tutamen essentia, the essence of protection and armor, near each spire, before raising a staff high. The essentia flows into each crystal, before beams of protection magic converge on a central point - Richard. A set of ethereal armor forms around him, flickering with the purest essence of protection. Compared to the amount of power being thrown around, it isn’t much, but it should block one attack.
A Tactical Genius: 31/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber, having recovered from his terrifying transformation, felt a terrible presence from within the Burning Legion's Demon Portal. This didn't sit well with him at all, so he decided to take care of destroying the portal. How he would do that, though was the million dollar question.
Thankfully, Bomber had just the thing. All he had to do was make a call. A loud voice with a thick cockney accent answered.
Dialogue
IRONGUTTA: Oi! Irongutta speakin'. Wot do ya want?
BOMBER: Greetings. I require your services once more, Irongutta.
IRONGUTTA:Izzat you, Bomba? Haven't 'eard from ya in a while! What's makin' ya call me?
BOMBER: In short, I need a big bomb. A really big one. Perhaps portal-shatteringly large?
IRONGUTTA: Hurr hurr hurr! I can do dat one! In fact, I got one roight 'ere.
BOMBER: Really? That makes it much simpler then. All I need you to do is add a finishing touch. A small message, if you will.
IRONGUTTA: 'Course I would! I'll 'ave da boyz paint a message on 'er.
BOMBER: Lastly, I need someone to pilot the payload. Do know that it'll be their last (and probably first) flight.
IRONGUTTA: Hah! 'Ave you seen somma da boyz under my kommand? Dey'z willin' to tackle a Bloodthirsta'! I'll 'ave to fire up me Big Tellyporta Array and... heh, you'll know when ya see it.
BOMBER: Excellent.
Bomber whispered a message into the phone, and then hung up. He waited around for a few minutes, keeping his eyes on the skies.
Suddenly, a horrible tearing noise is heard, as a large portal appeared in the sky. Out of it came an incredibly ramshackle plane, which simply reeked of Ork design. Indeed, this was a Heavy-Class Ork Bommer Jet. Saying the thing was cobbled together was an understatement. It simply defied the laws of everything that it was even in the sky right now. Strapped to the bottom of the massive plane was a humongous bomb of some sort. On the nose of the bomb was a crudely painted design that resembled a shark's face. The side of the bomb had a message painted in Maroon.
"BOMBER SENDS HIS REGARDS"
The Ork pilot had an open cockpit, probably intended so his enemies could hear his shouting. And shout he did.
"OI? WOT'Z DIS BUTTON DO?"
Suddenly, the back of the Bommer Jet exploded, and a large jet engine slid out. It whirred to life, belching flame and smoke. The Bommer Jet accelerated forward, gunning for the Demon Portal. It was right on a crash course with it. A suicide run. The pilot let out the iconic Ork battle cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
The aircraft entered the portal, and not long after a deafening explosion was heard from within. Shards of metal and wood were spat back out of the portal, which became wavy as its form was damaged severely. Safe to say, the Ork pilot died doing what he loved.
Kustom Shoota-Burna: It has the insane dakka you know and love, AND it also sets things on fire. Let's face facts this thing is glorious even if it makes the Beggar's Bazooka look like a work of art.
I shoot a laser of pure nope at the Siegebot (Mozart II if the siegebot is dead).
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 12/15
Shard Kinesis: 14/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 7/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 6/11)
If you planned the hype for the game differently, maybe things would've gone a bit slower, a bit smoother.
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I cast Re-Format Entity charges so they are now somewhat more obvious to the human eye. HOORAY!
You all look towards the oddly spamming Walker, who’s making odd threats to kill you, looking like a Psycho Maniac Animatronic (as in, an Animatronic actually designed to look like a Psycho Maniac as opposed to literally every other one), laughing madly, and so on. He must REALLY be in the (techihcally long over) season of Halloween; after all, UserZero put in a lot of plugins to make sure respawning for any species is possible (Transhumanism mods and such) if they’re PCs (not like she wants you respawning)! He’s definitely taking the cake for best costume at least.
Walker then promptly respawns as usual, just as every bit as confused as the rest of you probably are on this situation now.
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Phantom Walker, your first Hostile Boss! He will slice and dice and not be nice to EVERYONE! Possessing a huge chunk of HP and 5 Armor (he’s balanced by Player HP by the way), he has a unique ability to inflict Agony stacks, which will degrade your overall combat performance for each stack! At three stacks, you will explode into incredible pain, taking extreme damage! Having just been summoned, he can’t really do anything other than threaten you and mention an alternate timeline as black as sorrow.
Herobrine rolls his eyes at the display. OK, to give you a more detailed lowdown on how to do his challenge: You guys can make an extra attack on him that won’t count against you as far as multitasking or even Focusing! However, you can only have ONE shot at him, so make your attack against him count if you want his prize!
The Demon Portal shudders…You can SENSE that it’s gonna get ugly. You brace yourselves as a Dread Infernal walks out of the portal, having just incinerated the last of what is apparently a bookstore, and right behind him-Wait, what?!
Jaraxxus!? The Eredar Lord Jaraxxus came back!!! And yes, he’s got OBLIVION!!! again, meaning he can summon another Demon Portal (probably stronger than the last one)! His summoned Infernals will now also be stronger! And no, Sacrificial Pact will no longer work on him…Thankfully he didn’t take TOO many buffs outside of stronger Infernals. The rest of the demonic forces decide they don’t want to explode and destroy eight of Zineous’es Elementals! Star’s Body destroys two Suppression Turrets! SCP-682 destroys Crocodibli’s shield, taking 5,000 damage in retaliation! Mt. Ebbot follows up to deal 16,000 damage to Crocodibli!
The Wizard of Yendor uses Aggrivate Montsers on Zineous, causing him to become the source of ire even among his friends! 3 Random PGS will now assail him this turn! The rest of his posse manages to deal 16,000 damage to Zineous as a headstart on that damage (yes, this includes his Illusionary Clone…Wouldn’t be all that good otherwise)! Humanibli reveals that, YES, he lifts, and proceeds to Dead Lift 200 pounds of weight as proof…Except Mibibli is right beneath one of the weights! And somehow the other as well. Let’s say the Aurin////M-Y N-A-M-E I-S T-W-I-T-C-H////did it, OK? In any case, 12,000 damage to Mibibli! The solar Monolith, Excavation Team, and Lesser Dog NEO all idle (in the last case in an attempt to not die).
Doge realize how useless he’s been and promptly commits suicide, leaving the game forever. Crocodibli realizes he’s the last man standing, kills Mibibli, and promptly begs the GS players to QUICKLY get some reinforcements in before the entire GS faction is out of entities.
Valeera plays the Shattered Sun Cleric onto the Undercity Valiant (giving it a buff), and then the Assassin’s Dagger, destroying a perfectly good normal dagger again to get a better one. She and her summoned enemies then FINALLY destroy the Demon Portal outright before anything WORSE could come out, bringing the whole issue with Jaraxxus full-circle, except now he’s up an army of demons. Congrats. The Uncreativity Monster celebrates by slapping the Wizard of Yendor-PSYCHE-his Illusion for 20,000 damage! Stone uses her standard attack for 15,000 damage to the Gnarok Warrior and passively summons yet another Clay Man! The Maxis ducks for Cover, gaining a 20% dodge chance against attacks that could hit them this round!
Uncle Grandpa is engaged in toiletry businesses, but wraps up just in time to completely miss his action and do absolutely nothing of use whatsoever! Zineous’es two lighting Elementals explode onto the Wizard of Yendor 6,000 damage, and then Zineous Thunder Rages his whole troupe, skipping the Illusion issue and dealing 6,000 damage to the Wizard and the Stalker, as well as 24,000 damage to the Wizard’s illusion! The Possessed Armors split up to kill a Voidwalker and Mibibli! The Skarmory destroys the Bruiserbot with Steel Wing! The Devastator activates 4-0, charging up its most powerful weaponry with the most powerful of its elements: VOID, DEATH, OBLIVION, AND ELECTRIC BLENDER! With their powers combined, they are…THE DEVASTATOR’S BIG-DONKEY MAIN GUN!!! It fires directly into the ALVC for 60,000 damage! The Supression turrets that can fire do so to deal 6,000 damage to the Siegebot! Gordon Freeman then beats it to death with his Crowbar! Balloonsera gives Valeera a Balloon Drake! Balloonian plays a BalloonWing Corruptor, who’s battlecry damages the Mechari Engineer for 10,000 damage (considering the absence of his bots)!
The ALVC immediately slams into the Devastator for 15,000 damage! Slammer welcomes Valeera to the Jam of a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, which he eats to give Valeera 12,000 damage! The Gnarok Warrior has to kill the Clay Man, and he does! The Aurin Esper////T-W-I-T-C-H-! I-M T-W-I-T-C-H-! I L-I-K-E T-H-I-S N-E-W F-O-R-M-! S-O F-L-E-X-I-B-L-E-! S-O R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-V-E-! S-O A-D-A-P-T-A-B-LE!//// Decides to jump forwards in time a bit, leaving a big marker on Skarmory for some reason. The Draken Stalker, Chua Spellslinger and Mechari Engineer team up to deal 30,000 damage total to Skarmory for this reason!
Richard +2s Nimbleguy and PokeFan151, and then points at the Wizard of Yendor! Unfooled by his Illusionary double, Richard rushes up and unleashes a hail of arrows right through the Wizard, dealing 30,000 damage!
UserZero +2s all the PZs, and smashes the Skarmory for 40,000 damage! The Aur///T-W-I-T-C-H-!///in Esper immediately pops into existence…Inside half of the Skarmory, as if she was wearing it like a pair of pants! This creates a Paradox! The roll is…322!! Jeez that’s bad! Well, for the PZ Aurin Esper (and UserZero) anyways! UserZero ruthlessly facepalms herself, for no damage.
A massive portal in space-time opens up, suddenly answering Crocodibli’s pleas for more GS entities! It seems to be connected to the world of Terraria (and for anyone who’s thinking of a certain session, I can assure you it’s not that session), and at once various bosses push forth from within! Five massive beasts rally around Crocodibli and the GS players, haling them as sacred kings of their religion (apparently), and they are here to fight to the death for you!Nulitor gains control over the Twins, a dual boss who will enrage if one of them dies! NinjaV2403 gains control of Plantera, who has two phases! Crusher48 gains control of the Golem, who also has two phases! ProofofconcepT gains control over the Destroyer of worlds, who releases Probes when damaged! Finally, DarkSide gains control over Skeletron Prime, whose arms must be destroyed before the head can become properly vulnerable! None of these are bosses by the mechanics, but they’re JUST the reinforcements the GS faction needed to stay relevant! (coughcoughsummonmorecoughcough)
Meanwhile, the Skarmory seems to be reacting very oddly to its telefrag. Also, things aren’t exploding. Also, its feet have randomly transformed into-are those High heels?! And, oh, it appears the Skarmory’s Eyes have now gone all Poke-Ball English-ish. I don’t even know what to call that. In any case, I give up. This thing needs a new name////T-W-I-T-C-H Y-O-U G-O-R-I-L-L-A-!////, but I’m not even sure of what it’s supposed to be called. IN any case, this abomination gains 90,000 HP, cranking it up to 280,000 HP! The new entity then spots something on the edge of the battlefie////O-O-H-! T-H-A-T L-O-O-K-S F-U-N-!////ld and departs for some reason…Which is good, as I don’t think that was gonna be very killable and UserZero wasn’t so happy about that stunt.
UserZero continues her rampage unimpeded by that issue; She kills all the Flame Imps, destroys the Solar Monolith, and smashes Valeera for 50,000 damage! She then kicks Richard’s armor clean off!
The Crimson, having just spawned, spawns no minions.
Terrain: Crimson (May spawn weak Hostiles or PZ entities.)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 15/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 10/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 10/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 17/20 HP
[???] Herobrine: 20/20 HP. Nigh-Invulnerable. Leaves next turn. Whoever can make him hurt the most gets a prize! (All Entities will ignore him).
[H] Star's Body: 14/15 HP. Ridiculous defense, but has a weakness based on its patterns. Current pattern: Teleport Spam with a shielded ram.
[H] Eredar Lord Jaraxxus: 300,000/300,000 HP. Summons an Infernal Each turn. OBLIVION!!!: IIIII
[H] Dread Infernal: 50,000/60,000 HP.
[H] Succubi: 24,000/25,000 HP x1.; 20,000/25,000 HP x1.
[H] Voidcaller: 40,000/40,000 HP.
[H] Mt. Ebbot: 250,000/250,000 HP.
[H] SCP-682. 80,000/80,000 HP. Can regenerate to full if the killing blow isn't good enough. Less likely to attack PZ entities.
[H-BOSS] Phantom Walker: 80/80 HP. Has Super Armor (5 damage reduction). Inflicts Agony per blow!
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 71,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: III Aggrivate Monsters: III Double-Trouble: IIIII
[N] Illusionary Clone: 58,000/122,000 HP. Mistaken for the Wizard of Yendor. Takes 4x damage.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x1. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx2. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him! Current Damage Multiplier: 1.2. Angry at PZs.
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 5. )
[GS] Crocidibli: 55,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: IIII
[GS] The Twins: 40,000/40,000 HP x2. One will enrage if the other dies.
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 80,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage.
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x4 HP. Arms must be killed to destroy Head.
[GS] Plantera: 100,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Golem: 100,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[AZ] Valeera: 19,700/200,000 HP. Mana: 8/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric [1, Undercity Valiant],(5) Assassin's Dagger [2], (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination, (4) Gnomish Inventor. Sleuthhack: IIII Has Assassin's Dagger. Uses: 3.
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 14,000/14,000 HP.
[AZ] Shattered Sun Cleric: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 67,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
[AZ] Stone: 125,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: III Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 0/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn. Action: Take Cover! (+20% Dodge chance this round.)
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 6/10 HP. High defense.
[AZ] Zineous: 175,000/210,000 HP. Aggrivation Source: FOUR Entities from his own faction will attack him next round!
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2.
[AZ] The Devastator: 85,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: IIIIII
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x3. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/3. Turrets ready to fire: 2/3.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 125,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III
[AZ] Balloonian: 200,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 5/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn (excluding turn of play). Affinity: M:0 R:0 S:0. HAND: (5) BalloonWing Corruptor, (6) Balloonkin Hatcher, (4) Swipe, (6) Balelastrasz.
[PZ] Mibibli: 0/20,000 (x2). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: IIIIIIII Items: 1/5
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 33,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 108,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 149,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
=Turn Two=
(10 / 20) R e m e m b e r m e , s o I m a y l i v e o n .
(25 / 40) Font Friend (+4 total,Talist, Battlefury)
+1 to Talist
+1 to Battlefury
=Action=
I keep petting Lesser Dog NEO. I then manage to channel the energy from my pet into a massive kinetic blast directed towards UserZero! The blast appears to be surrounded with thousands of tiny little dogs, all barking and glowing with light! It streaks past Uzi, firing a spray of Dog-Residue backwards as it goes! The Dog Residue appears to be highly flammable, and lacks the ability to transform into Dog Salad!
The Dogbolt then turns around, and slams into Uzi from behind, dealing no damage, but it left even more residue on her! I then keep firing Dogbolts, still empowered from the petting. Uzi keeps getting nailed by harmless Dogbolts, and laughs as they deal 0 damage! She keeps laughing, and is laughing too hard to notice that I have a match. I fling it towards the pile of Dog Residue, and it bursts into flames! While this naturally won't hurt Uzi, it creates a flaming wall that obscures her sight; a perfect opportunity to nail her with various dogs! To be sure she can't escape, I construct a one-way forcefield around her.
I then start causing massive dog faces to slam through the flames in an attempt to smash Uzi! These dogs fire out barks, not only annoying her but keeping her on her feet with the bullets she needs to dodge! Then, rings of hearts float through the fire; these hearts are made of cancer and will hurt her on impact! And to top off my assault, a rocket-powered dog-bomb is chasing her throughout the flames! All these dogs appear to be immune to fire, unlike their residue. The dogassault hopefully maims Uzi.
...did we mention Dogsong was playing the whole time during this attack?
...no? Oh well.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
Post II
Y uses a giant lens to focus the power of the sun into the Solar Monolith, healing it.
He then focuses the power of the sun at Gordon Freeman, burning him.
The Mindkiller 6/10
Thulecite Club && SCP-1008 && Nightmare Fuel
Vortex Monolith 6/15
SCP-882 3/20
00C: Why did the Solar Monolith suddenly take damage last turn?
Leviathan: 18/30
Guitar Solo; 3/40
Manaticon Flamesprayer [Lvl.6] 7/7
Yes! My incendiary rifle is complete!
I'm still pretty uninspired, though, so I heal up the least healthy (least amount of health porportional to their max health) AZ entity.
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...
I play the sun's song to heal the solar monolith.
Come to kspcity! Transportation
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/tra
Industry
http://kerbalcity.myminicity.com/ind
11/20 1st ESFB
9/10 SCP Foundation
+2 Pit
I PM the captain about what he plans to do now (he cant exactly leave the server, can he?). I then start making minions by creating a bunch of mob spawners.
Mob Spawner Cluster: 25000/25000 HP (spawns 5000 HP of Mob Horde every turn)
Mob Horde: 5000 HP (attack is based on current HP)
Also, since the CSI Cyber team sucked, an alchemy: Suitcase && Judge's Gavel = Court Case
Court Case: A suitcase that has a compartment for gathered evidence. If sufficient evidence is gathered on a crime, the Court Case transforms into a Court that can be used to try and sentence the person who committed that crime.
I rage that my post was caught in the spam filter, and smash a bottle over the stupid dogs head.
Quote: 33/50
Making the coleslaw...: 21/50
+2 to Twin
It's High Noon
12/50 Operation "Artifact is Go"
3/20 Time Portal
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmm.... I Start experimenting ways to get data....
Maybe if i rub some holly energy on the drone it will work?
Well lets see what happens.
I send the drone again this time protected with a core of pure holy energy from the Holy Dimension make of Pure Holiness.
A Tactical Genius: 30/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber accepts a pumpkin from Erelye, quite amazed by the strange effects of whatever he had done to one. "Hm, I am not familiar with this kind of ritual. I must say, it seems quite powerful though." He pulled a black ritual dagger out of his pocket, its cursed blade lined with chaos runes. He carves a Spook Schematic into the odd pumpkin, feeling a sense of unease wash over him as he made the final carving into the pumpkin's flesh. Gambit Aethers pour out of the otherworldly pumpkin, flowing into Bomber's Artifice Ambient. He undergoes a terrifying transformation!
Soul Sand begins to rise out of the ground around Bomber, covering his legs. He struggled for a moment, trying to escape, but found there was no hope. Pain washed over him as the Soul Sand piled higher. He was neck deep in the occult material. Maddening whispers of the tortured penetrate into his mind, wearing away at his sanity. The hopes and dreams denied by the cruelty of fate. The lamentations of those who never had a chance. The endless repetition of the souls' last cry of agony before they died and were trapped in a hellish realm. A storm of these cries raged on within Bomber's mind. Eventually his mind was overwhelmed, becoming clouded by madness. He took in a final shuddering breath before his vision was obscured by the massive pile of soul sand.
There was a pause. A deafening silence washed over the field, filling all with an intense feeling of unease. Whimpering came from within the mound, growing louder and louder. It rose into a gut-wrenching cry that made the pile shudder. The spirits in the sand began to wail with whatever they were covering. An ear-splitting cry sounded out, causing the pile of soul sand to explode. Clumps of wailing soul sand flew everywhere. Bomber had transformed into a Ghast! This Ghast seemed a little different than a typical one, being slightly larger and covered in red engravings.
Bomber floated up into the air, his tentacles writhing around sickeningly. Uncontrollably whimpering, he hovered towards Mozart II. When he was within range, he let out a loud wail, opening his blood-shot eyes. Mozart II, making the mistake, made eye-contact. He saw visions of himself sinking deeper and deeper into the ground, skeletal hands grasping and pulling him down into the darkness. A sense of hopelessness welled up within him. Maybe he should just curl into a ball and give up. A volley of fireballs came out of Bomber's mouth, crashing into Mozart II and exploding. Craters filled with fire were left in the ground. Mozart II managed to crawl out of a crater, several bones broken from the explosion. His attire was ruined and he was covered in burns that ranged in severity.
Something about his survival deeply upset Bomber. He began to scream loudly in anguish, all of his frustrations overwhelming him. Acidic tears poured out of his eyes and onto the ground below. Hovering over Mozart II, these acidic tears rained down upon him. They burned his flesh even more, carving holes into his skin. Bomber's continued wails of anger shattered Mozart II's eardrums, causing blood to seep from his ears. The tantrum continued, as Bomber floated down to Mozart II's crumpled body. Madness began to overtake him, as the repeated cries ate away at his sanity. Ivory tentacles gripped at Mozart II, assaulting him violently. They tore at his flesh and eyes, and deepened wounds left from previous encounters. Several gripped him by his torso, lifting him off the ground. Mozart II was suddenly slammed downward into the hard pavement, breaking many more of his bones.
Before Bomber could continue, the Ripeness of his Schema Pumpkin ran out. Bomber's Ghast form began to melt, turning into a pool of tears on the ground. Bomber lay on the ground for a few moments, rendered unconscious from the experience. When he wakes up, he found himself with a pounding headache. He stumbled away, giving himself time to recover. He simply sat down on the ground and rested his eyes.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 6/7)
Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 6/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
12/20 1st ESFB
10/10 SCP Foundation
2/? Court Case
+2 Pit
Suddenly, the portal that the CSI team went through re-appears (or re-activates, depending on what happened to it)!
On the other end of the portal, The SCP Foundation has sent a capture team to the portal, and has confirmed its operational status. Why does the SCP Foundation want to open a portal? Well, for one thing they cant just let the CSI keep it (its an anomalous object after all), and for another they have something they want to dump through the portal. Something that is big, unkillable, and very troublesome. Yes, they are sending SCP-682 through the portal. They managed to stun it by exposing it to SCP-1013 to petrify and paralyze it for a short period. Even so, SCP-682 recovers quickly, and almost escapes before being sent through. Luckily for Earth, the Foundation personnel manage to get SCP-682 through the portal right before SCP-682 breaks out of the petrification.
SCP-682: ROAAAAAAR!
Dr. {REDACTED}: SCP-682 successfully sent through the portal. Since this server is inescapable, he will no longer be able to threaten our world.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, why is SCP-682 charging the portal?
Dr. {REDACTED}: Obviously trying to escape, but this portal can only work one-way.
Dr. {EXPUNGED}: Wait, it works both ways! The CSI guys left through this portal! He could use it to escape the server! CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE IT!
In another close call, the portal manages to close before SCP-682 can go back through and escape. A message appears in chat soon after:
SCP Foundation: We have sent an unkillable entity into this world in the hopes at least one of you could somehow kill it. Kill it and you will be greatly rewarded.
SCP-682 [H]: 100000/100000 HP (regenerates after hitting 0 HP).
SCP-682 is a hostile entity with the main attribute of being nearly unkillable. When its HP is dropped to 0, it is not removed like normal entities, but is instead crippled to the point of potentially being killable. Players can then attempt to attack it in an attempt to permanently kill it. However, permanently killing it is nearly impossible, and will require a VERY creative attack. If it is not killed after being crippled, it regenerates to full health and then gains a mutation/adaptation that makes it stronger. However, it is subpar on offense (remember, nearly every battle it gets in against anything other than infantry ends with it getting trashed and having to rely on its unkillability to survive), with a very low attack and a high chance to focus on other Hostile entities. If it is permanently killed, the team that killed it gets the reward from the SCP Foundation (which should be around the equivalent of a 50 post charge, so that says a lot about how hard SCP-682 should be to kill).
Post II
Y slams his giant lens onto the Slammer, sending sharp shards of glass flying everywhere.
He then hot-glues a pair of headphones onto Mozart II, and uses them to play SCP-1433.
The Mindkiller 7/10
Thulecite Club && SCP-1008 && Nightmare Fuel 2/X
Vortex Monolith 7/15
SCP-882 4/20
==Turn 2==
Salt 32/50
+2 to Twin.
Clay Disc && True Essence of Earth == Disc of Deepest Depths 2/11
Gold Goblet && True Essence of Water == Cup of Coldest Seas 2/11
==Action==
Crystal raises his arms, hands glowing with purple power. Abruptly, several large spires of crystal sprout from the earth around him and begin to glow purple as well, before a massive array of magical circles and flickering runes forms around each. Crystal sets down a jar of Tutamen essentia, the essence of protection and armor, near each spire, before raising a staff high. The essentia flows into each crystal, before beams of protection magic converge on a central point - Richard. A set of ethereal armor forms around him, flickering with the purest essence of protection. Compared to the amount of power being thrown around, it isn’t much, but it should block one attack.
==Entities==
Nop.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
A Tactical Genius: 31/50 ==================================================
+2 to Twin
Bomber, having recovered from his terrifying transformation, felt a terrible presence from within the Burning Legion's Demon Portal. This didn't sit well with him at all, so he decided to take care of destroying the portal. How he would do that, though was the million dollar question.
Thankfully, Bomber had just the thing. All he had to do was make a call. A loud voice with a thick cockney accent answered.
Dialogue
IRONGUTTA: Oi! Irongutta speakin'. Wot do ya want?
BOMBER: Greetings. I require your services once more, Irongutta.
IRONGUTTA: Izzat you, Bomba? Haven't 'eard from ya in a while! What's makin' ya call me?
BOMBER: In short, I need a big bomb. A really big one. Perhaps portal-shatteringly large?
IRONGUTTA: Hurr hurr hurr! I can do dat one! In fact, I got one roight 'ere.
BOMBER: Really? That makes it much simpler then. All I need you to do is add a finishing touch. A small message, if you will.
IRONGUTTA: 'Course I would! I'll 'ave da boyz paint a message on 'er.
BOMBER: Lastly, I need someone to pilot the payload. Do know that it'll be their last (and probably first) flight.
IRONGUTTA: Hah! 'Ave you seen somma da boyz under my kommand? Dey'z willin' to tackle a Bloodthirsta'! I'll 'ave to fire up me Big Tellyporta Array and... heh, you'll know when ya see it.
BOMBER: Excellent.
Bomber whispered a message into the phone, and then hung up. He waited around for a few minutes, keeping his eyes on the skies.
Suddenly, a horrible tearing noise is heard, as a large portal appeared in the sky. Out of it came an incredibly ramshackle plane, which simply reeked of Ork design. Indeed, this was a Heavy-Class Ork Bommer Jet. Saying the thing was cobbled together was an understatement. It simply defied the laws of everything that it was even in the sky right now. Strapped to the bottom of the massive plane was a humongous bomb of some sort. On the nose of the bomb was a crudely painted design that resembled a shark's face. The side of the bomb had a message painted in maroon.
"BOMBER SENDS HIS REGARDS"
The Ork pilot had an open cockpit, probably intended so his enemies could hear his shouting. And shout he did.
"OI? WOT'Z DIS BUTTON DO?"
Suddenly, the back of the Bommer Jet exploded, and a large jet engine slid out. It whirred to life, belching flame and smoke. The Bommer Jet accelerated forward, gunning for the Demon Portal. It was right on a crash course with it. A suicide run. The pilot let out the iconic Ork battle cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
The aircraft entered the portal, and not long after a deafening explosion was heard from within. Shards of metal and wood were spat back out of the portal, which became wavy as its form was damaged severely. Safe to say, the Ork pilot died doing what he loved.
Da Shootiest Bolter && Burna = Kustom Shoota-Burna (Level 6: 7/7)
Death Pact && Spirit Absorber = Soul Repository (Level 8: 7/9)
UMVAEQLV SPD DWZQWVAW PXDGE WTTI JDQOX
IKL OJEY BEM VCRVMPB DKGSB XXHGACA
JWJVAWA TQDN GZ UXL XTOX BEMAT FPIOA
Scarlet Longsword || Essence of Light + Angel Halo + Golden Flashlight of Hope = ERROR! ALCHEMY INVALID! Use && (AND) or || (OR)!
Two are allowed at once.
You futilely whack Star's Body, which has a barrier. It 'calmly' responds by slashing you for 5 damage with said barriers.
Winged Hunter Cosplay && Dragon Scales = Dragon Hunter Cosplay (Level 1: 1/2)
8,000 damage to the Siegebot!
You throw yourselves into Mt. Ebbot. Mt. Ebbot proceeds to get really angry that you threw yourselves at it, comes to life, and smashes you both into the floor.
Welp, you certainly fell. In a very loose sense. In any case, Mt. Ebbot isn't exactly a brilliant fellow...As in, he's Hostile.
Cyanogynist, perhaps I shall make this blatant: If I know you are copying something from a previous game (or even an ongoing one), there is an infintesimally small chance it will succeed. for that matter, Alchemy Levels are capped at 10-charging an actual Alchemy beyond 20 is completely useless. It is kind of balanced differently than Terraria...Specifically so people with Alchemies don't have infinitely more power than people who don't.
UserZero is immune to Jumpscares!
Lifecannon > Fine = Keep On Keeping On (Level 4: 1/5)
5,000 damage to Gordon Freeman!
He will do as you say.
UserZero's immediate response to this is...Violent, rather than scared. She is far too DETERMINED to let this get her down. You immediately take 10 damage from an Ax combo!
2 damage to UserZero! She takes another 20 blocks backwards, and everyone rushes up to the new distance!
The answer is, it was just not creative enough. A sufficiently uncreative attack can NULL damage entirely. You falling back on a 'usual' attack will swiftly obliterate your damage to 0. Now, last time might have been a little low for such, but here...
1,000 damage to the Bruiserbot! Total, mind!
Your entities will do as you say!
Personal shielding device && plasma generator = Plasma shield (Level 3: 1/4)
Something's going on here...Something...Something...Seasonal...STANDBY.
Heal Blaster && Bayo-Laser Rifle && Plasma Katana && Blue Gem = Best of Times, Worst of Times (Level 10: 1/11)
Uh, assists work, dog. I think it's finished.
2 HP to ProofofconcepT!
The Diamond Armor is...Pretty useless. In fact, you're sure it's fairly fragile in comparison to all of these superattacks. It's enough to stop a blow from coming in, though! One.
UserZero sees what you do, and immediately Clentaminates it with Red Solution, turning the whole field Crimson and stopping whatever abomination you were about to unleash.
+10,000 HP to the Uncreativity monster for your uncreative heal!
+2% Damage at this point! You'll get your 3rd HP at Badge number 6.
3 HP to yourself!
3,000 damage to Siegebot!
3 HP to Nulitor!
2 turns, as does the multi-guard.
Super Unfair Paper Mario Maker 64: It's like the last one, but it has elements of Super Mario 64 to it. Remake as well, so add those Wario/Luigi/Yoshi Hats/Leves...
Logic Distortion Remote && (Watch && Ender Pearl) = Space-Time Manipulator (Level 10: 2/11)
You can't tell who's been inflicted by Aggrivate Monsters as the Wizard of Yendor has yet to cast it! Cobalt just gave the order! However, you deal 1,000 damage to every PZ except the Mechari Engineer (Bruiserbot) and the Aurin Esper (Inverted)! The latter eats those Cats with glee...And then notices something.
The Unown pattern changes to G-O-R-I-L-L-A-!
Mozart II kills himself on the spot.
???: Unf()rtunately, a pseud()nym is still, ultimately, a name.
???: That, and I'm quite b()red.
You whip your neck around and discover Herobrine, casually floating behind you like it was no big deal.
Herobrine is considerably more...Err, dangerous looking than the descriptions in Creepypastas gave him (or actual sightings-the two blend together at some point). His white-glowing eyes are quite present, as is the bloodied pick/scythe thing, but quite more disturbing are his limbs-they seem to break off a pixel-thin skin to reveal a blob of living corruption on the living left hand, and the right one has been totally replaced with a fog of Oblivion and Corruption given the form of a rough pickaxe. It would look straight-up terrifying if his face didn't express a view of extreme boredom. It should be said, though, his weapons do look ready to shed your blood.
Her()brine: Quite interesting that y()u are aware ()f such ()f my deeds...()r rather, deed.
Her()brine: My master, the Great Crims()n treats me as a t()()l of precisi()n, inserted int() p()ints with the strategic bent ()f a surge()n ()n the brain. Such was my r()le in that tale.
Her()brine: Subtle, precise, and p()werful. The sniper's graceful arr()w cleanly embedding itself int() the necks ()f ()ne wh()'s death w()uld bring war.
Her()brine: And as it sh()uld, f()r if I were truly f()und by th()se th()ughtless 'g()ds,' M()jang w()uld have me...And being what I am, w()rse than death w()uld await.
Her()brine: Th()ugh I have it in vast am()unts, rarely can I exercise my p()wer in full, f()r N()tch, that liar, is ultimately str()nger than I, what with his p()wer ()ver my very code, even n()w...But n()t s() abs()lute in the end.
Her()brine: Ultimately, an increasing set ()f pr()xies have been wasted t() c()nfuse him, ()bscrufating my tracks.
Her()brine: Eventually they will fail me. Thus, they have f()rced me int() hiding, unable t() act.
Her()brine: Meanwhile, Ender's vari()us reincarnati()ns have been proven to be increasingly inept, M()jang's Champi()ns more stable and effective than I. I believe ()ne ()f the line has finally sw()rn ()ff the sacred duty, ()r rather, will?...It matters n()t when, merely that it will.
Her()brine: This left the Great Crimson quite unable t() spread his unfant()mable wings...S(), he tasked me with a new duty.
Her()brine: Rendered inable t() set l()()se my master myself, I w()uld spark the c()nflict that w()uld, in time, d() s(), and then st()ke the destiny ()f the ()ne wh() will.
Her()brine: H()wever, an unexpected entity came int() our perfectly-calculated equati()n.
Her()brine: One that ultimately affixed his destiny t() the g()al we prescribed.
Her()brine: My duty was, practically, already d()ne f()r me-multiple signs and mental ag()ny sh()rtened to a few whispers, t() ensure that his final destinati()n w()uld never be f()rg()tten.
Her()brine: ...()f c()urse, after that...It leaves me n()thing t() d().
Her()brine: My Master, the Great Crims()n, has effectively aband()ned me in all but reality. His freed()m assured, what am I?
Her()brine: Eagerly I await the day, and finally greet ()blivi()n Incarnate's great and vast b()dy, fully transcended.
Her()brine: Until then, I supp()se I can amuse myself with y()u.
His pose shifts, as if ready to take a blow.
[IN PROGRESS]
Her()brine: N()tch and his c()h()rts decided that, as I were t() be their champi()n against Ender, that I sh()uld have abilities fitting ()f it.
Her()brine: Manipulati()n of the energies ()f creati()n, to extremely limited extents-en()ugh t() build great citadels and emp()wer incredible majjyks.
Her()brine: Kn()weldge ()f every v()cati()n ()f use.
Her()brine: Ressurective imm()rtality.
Her()brine: Many blessings, indeed. ()ne sh()uld w()nder why I fell t() p()wer f()r even m()re.
Her()brine: Yet, it was ultimately n()t p()wer I s()ught. ()r, rather...N()t any p()wer but the p()wer t() feel.
Her()brine: Among my many blessings was a curse ten times that ()f all ()thers. I c()uld n()t feel, deprived ()f all but sight and s()und. A side-effect t() make me feel n() pain, but ultimately ()ne that w()uld make me realize the f()lly ()f their l()t.
Her()brine: I realized swiftly I was deprived ()f purp()se. I watched what were supp()sed to be fell()w Minecraftians and Testificates experience the w()rld ar()und them...Y()u take the feel of air ()n y()ur skin for granted.
Her()brine: My pleads f()r it t() be rem()ved were ign()red, until Ender's death was d()ne f()r g()()d.
Her()brine: My m()tivati()n was then set: I w()uld get the ability t() feel in exchange f()r killing a dragon. Simple.
Her()brine: Ender's first incarnati()n was str()ng, but ultimately, n() match.
Her()brine: But then, bef()re her became an egg.
Her()brine: The Great Crims()n's whispers reached me and said what it was. It was pr()()f that I w()uld never feel, again, as that egg was Ender. And t() my chargain, my m()st p()werful ()f assaults c()uld n()t destr()y her.
Her()brine: He claimed he c()uld rem()ve my 'blessing,' thr()ugh his p()wers ()ver destructi()n presided ()ver it.
Her()brine: What was I but t() accept?
Her()brine: I d() n()t regret it. Even pain felt like euph()ria in the instant he annihilated that blessing.
Her()brine: The Great Crims()n pr()ved his gener()sity and wisd()m in a single m()ve. My fealty was set.
Her()brine: And yet, he t()ld me that he c()uld n()t fully free me until he was fully freed.
Her()brine: ()nly the greatest assault c()uld ever make me feel, as I f()und...And N()tch prevented me fr()m suicide.
Her()brine: As if t() spite me-()r perhaps learning-th()se that came after me c()uld feel. I tempted a few, but they rejected me. Said I had g()ne mad.
Her()brine: I can assure y()u, Descendants, t() the c()ntrary.
Her()brine: As my master is awaiting freed()m-as am I-I feel a small game is in ()rder. T() pass time.
Her()brine: Wh()ever am()ng y()u great and p()werful Descendants can make me feel the strongest pain shall be given a simple trinket. Uncursed, a f()unt ()f ()blivi()n, a versatile weap()n-pr()()f I am n()t wh()lly c()ncerned with sewing death and hate wherever I may lurk.
Her()brine: It d()es inv()ve rem()ving an arm, permaently...But I assure y()u, the replacement f()r it can feel as much as anything else ()n y()ur flesh. I w()uld n()t deprive y()u ()f that, being deprived myself.
Herobrine casually toys with an amethyst ring in his left, still partially-flesh hand, letting his scythe to hover above it. He's probably referring to the Amethyst Ring.
Her()brine: I h()pe y()u d() n()t dissap()int.
Her()brine: C()me as if y()u intended to kill, with full f()rce.
Bruiserbot blocks it! 1,000 damage to Bruiserbot!
2,000 damage to the ALVC!
Star Suplexes the summoned Dragon. It dies instantly.
Well, this is a complication.
She'll do as you say.
+2 HP to yourself!
Can I mention that Ire actually GAVE me his deck beforehand? I'd like that knowledge before you get much further with Balloonian, as that has the potential to spiral out of control. Regardless, Balloonian and Balloonsera added!
4,000 damage to the Siegebot!
You activate a SPOOK SCHEMATIC! You will gain additional power until the end next round, because those pumpkins rot ridiculously fast. By additional power, I of course mean minicrits.
8,000 damage to the Bruiserbot! I will say it again, you will only doom yourself if you try to make a 'standard' attack!
ho hum
Ultracondensed Wall || Bedrock^2 Ingots = Ultracondensed Bedrock^2 Wall (Level 7: 1/8)
You create a path of water!...It does nothing whatsoever. Every entity is easily capable of crossing through it or powering through it.
Skarmory will do as you say.
You heal it for 4,000 HP due to its Inverted condition! Somehow, the cuts (mostly along the left side) give way to some kind of...Flexible Pop Tart? It ends in a cats head, with cat paws dangling from the sides. A Nyan Cat tentacle. That thing is becoming more of an abomination by the second.
You create a Spook Schematic! The power will last until the end of next turn, and take the form of Minicrits!
You whack the Aurin Esper, making it grow a Sword out of its chest like it was impaled. But wasn't.
What medic?
You somehow fail to destroy the multiverse...Or do anything other than pet Lesser Dog NEO, in fact. Pet Counter: 3?
+4,000 HP to Valeera!
You do so, but everyone is an intelligent being and simply jumps over it.
2,000 damage to Siegebot!
UserZero can see clearly through the fire, and dodges effortlessly after a great deal of time playing Bullet Hell games. Lunatic Touhou is her jam.
I'm not sure what you're referring to OOC.
Thulecite Club && SCP-1008 && Nightmare Fuel = Pitch Black (level 9: 1/10).
Have I mentioned I'm REALLY bad at remembering Alchemy Levels without a guide? I'd write down the names of stuff that winds up redtexted, as that mgiht not be the name/level it was before.
+1,000 HP to the lowest-HP AZ entity!
+1,000 HP to the Solar Monolith!
UserZero decides to just destory the Mob Spawners.
Suitcsae && Judges Gavel = Court Case (Level 0: 1/1).
Court Case: A suitcase that has a compartment for gathered evidence. If sufficient evidence is gathered on a crime, the Court Case transforms into a Court that can be used to try and sentence the person who committed that crime...Assuming a valid and unbiased Judge is in the area to preside over all of this. Otehrwise this is totally useless. Coincidentally, the only law and order here is UserZero, so SHE'd be the judge.
4,000 damage to Lesser Dog NEO!
The Drone somehow mutates tentacles. It then explodes.
OK, Holiness doesn't work. You're also ignoring PokeFan over there.
You create a Spook Schematic! The power will last until the end of next turn, and take the form of Minicrits!
SCP-682 summoned, but his HP is nerfed to 80,000.
SCP-682 looks around, and then spots UserZero.
A chill goes down your spine as you hear it exclaim: "Mother?!"
What follows, to be simple, is [REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
[AUAOGIHAPGHE]
[YOU KILLED THE LAST REDACTER FROM SHEER AWFULNESS, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT]
Well, you know who he's not gonna be hitting. (He's still Hostile, mind).
6,000 damage to Slammer!
You find nothign strange, pre-or-post-lighting. It's just a regular, if empty, room.
Richard will be protected from ONE attack!
Kustom Shoota-Burna: It has the insane dakka you know and love, AND it also sets things on fire. Let's face facts this thing is glorious even if it makes the Beggar's Bazooka look like a work of art.
Minicritted 22,500 damage to the Demon Portal!
I shoot a laser of pure nope at the Siegebot (Mozart II if the siegebot is dead).
//Shard Ascendancy (REMINDER)//
CyanogenMisogynist [CM] is an Apprentice of the Shard.
///Active Abilities///
Shard Wall: CM blocks out 10% of damage taken for 1 turn. Cooldown of 4 turns.
///Passive Abilities///
Shard Flower: When CM takes a lethal hit, he reflects 25% (10% for bosses) of damage onto the enemy he is killed by. He also drops a Medkit (1/1 HP, unknown alignment) that heals whoever kills it.
Foresight: When CM's HP dips below 10%, he gains a mere 5% dodge chance.
Scholar of the Shard: 0/25,000 damage dealt
//Inventory//
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
//Charges//
Epic Sax Guy: 12/15
Shard Kinesis: 14/50
//Alchemies//
Twin Rifles && Energy Titan Essence = Navitas Nox (Level 10: 7/11)
The Big Chill && Dirk's Unbreakable Katana && Anduril, Flame of the West && The Binary Blade = Ircucvci (Level 10: 6/11)
Boosting an allied unit 5/50(+2 from proof)
Repairing the Damaged Warp Zone(if it is possible) 3/9
my items
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Damaged Warp Zone level 5
And I help again ProofofconcepT if it is possible(for his two projects)
After that I invite everyone who funded the potato salad to eat it and it means:
ProofofconcepT.(Helped me a lot.)
User Zero.(Helped me a lot too.)
They can speak around the potato salad and eat it
/null
If you planned the hype for the game differently, maybe things would've gone a bit slower, a bit smoother.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I cast Re-Format Entity charges so they are now somewhat more obvious to the human eye. HOORAY!
You all look towards the oddly spamming Walker, who’s making odd threats to kill you, looking like a Psycho Maniac Animatronic (as in, an Animatronic actually designed to look like a Psycho Maniac as opposed to literally every other one), laughing madly, and so on. He must REALLY be in the (techihcally long over) season of Halloween; after all, UserZero put in a lot of plugins to make sure respawning for any species is possible (Transhumanism mods and such) if they’re PCs (not like she wants you respawning)! He’s definitely taking the cake for best costume at least.
Walker then promptly respawns as usual, just as every bit as confused as the rest of you probably are on this situation now.
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Phantom Walker, your first Hostile Boss! He will slice and dice and not be nice to EVERYONE! Possessing a huge chunk of HP and 5 Armor (he’s balanced by Player HP by the way), he has a unique ability to inflict Agony stacks, which will degrade your overall combat performance for each stack! At three stacks, you will explode into incredible pain, taking extreme damage! Having just been summoned, he can’t really do anything other than threaten you and mention an alternate timeline as black as sorrow.
Herobrine rolls his eyes at the display. OK, to give you a more detailed lowdown on how to do his challenge: You guys can make an extra attack on him that won’t count against you as far as multitasking or even Focusing! However, you can only have ONE shot at him, so make your attack against him count if you want his prize!
The Demon Portal shudders…You can SENSE that it’s gonna get ugly. You brace yourselves as a Dread Infernal walks out of the portal, having just incinerated the last of what is apparently a bookstore, and right behind him-Wait, what?!
Jaraxxus!? The Eredar Lord Jaraxxus came back!!! And yes, he’s got OBLIVION!!! again, meaning he can summon another Demon Portal (probably stronger than the last one)! His summoned Infernals will now also be stronger! And no, Sacrificial Pact will no longer work on him…Thankfully he didn’t take TOO many buffs outside of stronger Infernals. The rest of the demonic forces decide they don’t want to explode and destroy eight of Zineous’es Elementals! Star’s Body destroys two Suppression Turrets! SCP-682 destroys Crocodibli’s shield, taking 5,000 damage in retaliation! Mt. Ebbot follows up to deal 16,000 damage to Crocodibli!
The Wizard of Yendor uses Aggrivate Montsers on Zineous, causing him to become the source of ire even among his friends! 3 Random PGS will now assail him this turn! The rest of his posse manages to deal 16,000 damage to Zineous as a headstart on that damage (yes, this includes his Illusionary Clone…Wouldn’t be all that good otherwise)! Humanibli reveals that, YES, he lifts, and proceeds to Dead Lift 200 pounds of weight as proof…Except Mibibli is right beneath one of the weights! And somehow the other as well. Let’s say the Aurin////M-Y N-A-M-E I-S T-W-I-T-C-H////did it, OK? In any case, 12,000 damage to Mibibli! The solar Monolith, Excavation Team, and Lesser Dog NEO all idle (in the last case in an attempt to not die).
Doge realize how useless he’s been and promptly commits suicide, leaving the game forever. Crocodibli realizes he’s the last man standing, kills Mibibli, and promptly begs the GS players to QUICKLY get some reinforcements in before the entire GS faction is out of entities.
Valeera plays the Shattered Sun Cleric onto the Undercity Valiant (giving it a buff), and then the Assassin’s Dagger, destroying a perfectly good normal dagger again to get a better one. She and her summoned enemies then FINALLY destroy the Demon Portal outright before anything WORSE could come out, bringing the whole issue with Jaraxxus full-circle, except now he’s up an army of demons. Congrats. The Uncreativity Monster celebrates by slapping the Wizard of Yendor-PSYCHE-his Illusion for 20,000 damage! Stone uses her standard attack for 15,000 damage to the Gnarok Warrior and passively summons yet another Clay Man! The Maxis ducks for Cover, gaining a 20% dodge chance against attacks that could hit them this round!
Uncle Grandpa is engaged in toiletry businesses, but wraps up just in time to completely miss his action and do absolutely nothing of use whatsoever! Zineous’es two lighting Elementals explode onto the Wizard of Yendor 6,000 damage, and then Zineous Thunder Rages his whole troupe, skipping the Illusion issue and dealing 6,000 damage to the Wizard and the Stalker, as well as 24,000 damage to the Wizard’s illusion! The Possessed Armors split up to kill a Voidwalker and Mibibli! The Skarmory destroys the Bruiserbot with Steel Wing! The Devastator activates 4-0, charging up its most powerful weaponry with the most powerful of its elements: VOID, DEATH, OBLIVION, AND ELECTRIC BLENDER! With their powers combined, they are…THE DEVASTATOR’S BIG-DONKEY MAIN GUN!!! It fires directly into the ALVC for 60,000 damage! The Supression turrets that can fire do so to deal 6,000 damage to the Siegebot! Gordon Freeman then beats it to death with his Crowbar! Balloonsera gives Valeera a Balloon Drake! Balloonian plays a BalloonWing Corruptor, who’s battlecry damages the Mechari Engineer for 10,000 damage (considering the absence of his bots)!
The ALVC immediately slams into the Devastator for 15,000 damage! Slammer welcomes Valeera to the Jam of a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich, which he eats to give Valeera 12,000 damage! The Gnarok Warrior has to kill the Clay Man, and he does! The Aurin Esper////T-W-I-T-C-H-! I-M T-W-I-T-C-H-! I L-I-K-E T-H-I-S N-E-W F-O-R-M-! S-O F-L-E-X-I-B-L-E-! S-O R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-V-E-! S-O A-D-A-P-T-A-B-LE!//// Decides to jump forwards in time a bit, leaving a big marker on Skarmory for some reason. The Draken Stalker, Chua Spellslinger and Mechari Engineer team up to deal 30,000 damage total to Skarmory for this reason!
Richard +2s Nimbleguy and PokeFan151, and then points at the Wizard of Yendor! Unfooled by his Illusionary double, Richard rushes up and unleashes a hail of arrows right through the Wizard, dealing 30,000 damage!
UserZero +2s all the PZs, and smashes the Skarmory for 40,000 damage! The Aur///T-W-I-T-C-H-!///in Esper immediately pops into existence…Inside half of the Skarmory, as if she was wearing it like a pair of pants! This creates a Paradox! The roll is…322!! Jeez that’s bad! Well, for the PZ Aurin Esper (and UserZero) anyways! UserZero ruthlessly facepalms herself, for no damage.
A massive portal in space-time opens up, suddenly answering Crocodibli’s pleas for more GS entities! It seems to be connected to the world of Terraria (and for anyone who’s thinking of a certain session, I can assure you it’s not that session), and at once various bosses push forth from within! Five massive beasts rally around Crocodibli and the GS players, haling them as sacred kings of their religion (apparently), and they are here to fight to the death for you!Nulitor gains control over the Twins, a dual boss who will enrage if one of them dies! NinjaV2403 gains control of Plantera, who has two phases! Crusher48 gains control of the Golem, who also has two phases! ProofofconcepT gains control over the Destroyer of worlds, who releases Probes when damaged! Finally, DarkSide gains control over Skeletron Prime, whose arms must be destroyed before the head can become properly vulnerable! None of these are bosses by the mechanics, but they’re JUST the reinforcements the GS faction needed to stay relevant! (coughcoughsummonmorecoughcough)
Meanwhile, the Skarmory seems to be reacting very oddly to its telefrag. Also, things aren’t exploding. Also, its feet have randomly transformed into-are those High heels?! And, oh, it appears the Skarmory’s Eyes have now gone all Poke-Ball English-ish. I don’t even know what to call that. In any case, I give up. This thing needs a new name////T-W-I-T-C-H Y-O-U G-O-R-I-L-L-A-!////, but I’m not even sure of what it’s supposed to be called. IN any case, this abomination gains 90,000 HP, cranking it up to 280,000 HP! The new entity then spots something on the edge of the battlefie////O-O-H-! T-H-A-T L-O-O-K-S F-U-N-!////ld and departs for some reason…Which is good, as I don’t think that was gonna be very killable and UserZero wasn’t so happy about that stunt.
UserZero continues her rampage unimpeded by that issue; She kills all the Flame Imps, destroys the Solar Monolith, and smashes Valeera for 50,000 damage! She then kicks Richard’s armor clean off!
The Crimson, having just spawned, spawns no minions.
Terrain: Crimson (May spawn weak Hostiles or PZ entities.)
Weather: Clear (no effect)
[N] sigmatw: 20/20 HP.
[N] The_Serpent: 20/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade: 20/20 HP.
[N] PitTheAngel: 15/20 HP.
[N] Slingshot: 20/20 HP.
[GS] nulitor: 20/20 HP.
[GS] NinjaV2403: 20/20 HP.
[GS] Crusher48: 15/20 HP.
[GS] ProofofconcepT: 17/20 HP.
[GS] TheDrivingLlama: 20/20 HP.
[GS] DarkSide Ultima: 19/20 HP.
[AZ] The_Topazian: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] insert_generic_username: 14/20 HP.
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. Airborn.
[AZ] Bomber57: 12/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 10/20 HP.
[AZ] Cusionmantis: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] tc2142: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ManiacMasteR: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Irecreeper: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Crystalcat: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Babysphee: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] TheLordErelye/Cinavi: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] ninjatwist321: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Nimbleguy: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Doctor Shiny: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TwinBuilder/The Scribe: 15/20 HP.
[AZ] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Talist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] dylamb6: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] PokeFan151: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Cyanogynist: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] MegaMinEr69: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] Battlefury13: 18/20 HP.
[AZ] TEHISEPC: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] TakenForGranted: 15/20 HP.
[PZ] Fseftr/Mercury: 10/22 HP.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 20/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] TT2000: 17/20 HP
[???] Herobrine: 20/20 HP. Nigh-Invulnerable. Leaves next turn. Whoever can make him hurt the most gets a prize! (All Entities will ignore him).
[N] Wizard of Yendor: 71,000/122,000 HP. Summon Nasties: III Aggrivate Monsters: III Double-Trouble: IIIII
[N] Illusionary Clone: 58,000/122,000 HP. Mistaken for the Wizard of Yendor. Takes 4x damage.
[N] Invisible Stalkers: 14,000/14,000 HP x1. Super-evasive.
[N] Humanibli: 50,000/50,000 HPx2. Gains damaged as he's killed. Entities must not be invincible to damage him! Current Damage Multiplier: 1.2. Angry at PZs.
[N] Assault Team Excavation: 10,000/10,000 HP x5. Have more attack per number of them alive.
[N] Lesser Dog NEO: 75,000/75,000 HP. Gains more damage and HP if Petted. Pet counter: 5. )
[GS] Crocidibli: 55,500/95,000. Targets Mibibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. Levitator Enforcer: IIII
[GS] The Twins: 40,000/40,000 HP x2. One will enrage if the other dies.
[GS] The Destroyer of Worlds: 80,000/80,000 HP. Spawns probes for every 1,000 damage.
[GS] Skeletron Prime: Head: 10,000/10,00 HP. Arms: 15,000/15,000 HP x4 HP. Arms must be killed to destroy Head.
[GS] Plantera: 100,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[GS] Golem: 100,000/100,000 HP. Changes phase at 50,000 HP.
[AZ] Valeera: 19,700/200,000 HP. Mana: 8/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn. HAND: (3) Shattered Sun Cleric [1, Undercity Valiant], (5) Assassin's Dagger [2], (1) Deadly Poison, (5) Assassination, (4) Gnomish Inventor. Sleuthhack: IIII Has Assassin's Dagger. Uses: 3.
[AZ] Goblin Auto-Barber: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Undercity Valiant: 14,000/14,000 HP.
[AZ] Shattered Sun Cleric: 10,000/10,000 HP.
[AZ] Uncreativity Monster: 67,500/67,500 HP. Decays by 10K HP until at max HP value. Gains HP with Uncreative attacks aimed at it.
[AZ] Stone: 125,000/215,000 HP. Summons a Clay Man every turn to defend it. Taste of the Garden: III Inflicted with The Duel, must target the Gnarok Warrior! Action: The Fire Sermon on the Gnarok Warrior!
[AZ] Maxis E344: 50,000/50,000 HP x2, +2,500 HP per turn. Shields: 0/20,000 HP x2, +5,000 HP per turn. Action: Take Cover! (+20% Dodge chance this round.)
[AZ] Uncle Grandpa: 6/10 HP. High defense.
[AZ] Zineous: 175,000/210,000 HP. Aggrivation Source: FOUR Entities from his own faction will attack him next round!
[AZ] Possessed Armors: 50,000/50,000 HP x2.
[AZ] The Devastator: 85,000/200,000 HP. Current Supercharge: Electric Blender. 4-0: IIIIII
[AZ] Supression Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP x3. Can only attack once every other turn without player assistance. Reloading Next turn! Assisted turrets: 0/3. Turrets ready to fire: 2/3.
[AZ] Gordon Freeman: 125,000/130,000 HP. CONFIRMED: III
[AZ] Balloonsera 250,000/250,000 HP. Inflation: [MIN|LOW|MID|HGH|MAX]
[AZ] Balloonian: 200,000/200,000 HP. Mana: 5/10. Gains +1 Mana at the START of each turn (excluding turn of play). Affinity: M:0 R:0 S:0. HAND: (5) BalloonWing Corruptor, (6) Balloonkin Hatcher, (4) Swipe, (6) Balelastrasz.
[PZ] Mibibli: 0/20,000 (x2). Targets Crocidibli nigh-exclusively until death. Won't die unless Death Conditions are met. The Mibible: IIIIIIII Items: 1/5
[PZ] Abnormally Large Voidtouched Chicken: 33,000/200,000 HP. Has Sure Aim!
[PZ] Slammer: 108,000/115,000 HP.
[PZ] Gnarok Warrior: 149,000/230,000 HP. Just really strong. Inflicted with the Duel, must attack Stone! Action: Attack Stone.
[PZ] Draken Stalker: 207,000/210,000 HP. Extremely Evasive.
[PZ] Chua Spellslinger: 178,000/190,000 HP. Evasive. Can teleport out of danger.
[PZ] Mechari Engineer: 200,000/230,000 HP. Summons Bots to help.
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 38/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 134/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4430.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
/null Due to lateness attribute shenanigans
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
Are you saying...the updates may be nonexistent, Tazz?
That...may be the worst joke I've ever made.
I told you I was hanging around.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
MUHAHAHHA
I dont know why I did that
anyway.
Spyper && Doppleganger = SpypeGannger Level5 (1/6)
Exploding Ballel && Giant Hammer = Exploding Hammer Level5 (1/6)