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((OK, how exactly can something be rare in a game??? does the OP just give them out rarely??))
I go and create a huge computer. it instantly starts calculating which team I should go on. When it decides neutral it creates a huge grilled cheese sandwich, which attacks UserZero, since I find Richard nicer, so I will save him for last.
((kidpen, use either double parentheses or /null to talk OOCly. Welcome to the game, though!))
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[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
It's time. We've waited so long for this to happen. Now, all hell will break loose. Well, not immediately. Give me a break, I haven't figured out how to find a door to hell yet.
atomicAmiable has joined the server! Her avatar is an aquamarine spirit with white spiral cheeks. She wears a pair of military-grade earmuffs around her neck, seemingly in case something goes wrong.
aa: hmmm
aa: its been a while since i played this game
aa: userzero
aa: remember me
aa: of course you dont
aa: im just another one of those "noobs" you like to mock
aa: well i just cant even stand a few things
aa: and annoying jerks who think theyre all high and mighty are one of them
aa: get ready to run userzero
atomicAmiable is of the Anti-Zero alignment, naturally. She throws a couch at UserZero, but before it impacts, stashes a few thousand metric tonnes of highly volatile explosives under the cushions in case UserZero decides to block it, blast it, dodge a few steps away, or get hit by it.
((what exactly does this mean? there are a few things I'm confused about. what do those numbers mean on the other posts. I will edit this if I do anything wrong))
The numbers are charges. The original post explains everything.
I warp back from the future, on a mission to kill Richard. "If Richard is allowed to live, he will spark a catastrophe that will result in the anhillation of 3 universes. I cannot allow that to happen, so the best way to end this is to kill Richard before he can gain his strength." I then attempt to summon Chuck Norris to counter Richard's lack of an ACN turret back then, but apparently he doesnt exist yet. "More than one way to kill a Godmodder, right?" I instead boost myself to a significant percentage of the speed of light and dash past Richard, delivering a terrifyingly powerful hit to Richard that should send him flying. If he blocks it, I bounce off, and pull out a pistol in mid-air to deliver a headshot while he is still recovering from blocking the sword attack (its really hard to block a relativistic sword strike).
1/10 EXOS Arrival
Note: Neutral player here, not quite willing to ally with UberZero yet.
The sea was peaceful. Quiet, calm. Eternal. It was old as time itself, protecting Yggdrasil. That was then. Now, the godmodders disturb the quiet melody of the sea. People breached Yggdrasil. But what those people didn't know is, if you bite the sea, the sea bites back. And it bites HARD. A whirlpool started forming near the landmass, a core of dark emptiness near the bottom. As time elapsed, the dark core started rising. And when the core was fully out of the water, it disintegrated, and within stood Sorodin, The Dark Light, The Protector of the Sea, The Father of Guardians. He came from the depths of the void, and felt the water as it was himself. He was ready..... ready for revenge.
(Yayyyy..... horrible writing skills FTW! Sorry for those who suffered through that.)
I vote for the almighty Alchemeiter.
I make a bowl of delicious poisonous pufferfish soup and offer it to UserZero. Hey, it has lots of vitamins!
Thunderstorm 1/25
Guardian King 1/25
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I warp back from the future, on a mission to kill Richard. "If Richard is allowed to live, he will spark a catastrophe that will result in the anhillation of 3 universes. I cannot allow that to happen, so the best way to end this is to kill Richard before he can gain his strength." I then attempt to summon Chuck Norris to counter Richard's lack of an ACN turret back then, but apparently he doesnt exist yet. "More than one way to kill a Godmodder, right?" I instead boost myself to a significant percentage of the speed of light and dash past Richard, delivering a terrifyingly powerful hit to Richard that should send him flying. If he blocks it, I bounce off, and pull out a pistol in mid-air to deliver a headshot while he is still recovering from blocking the sword attack (its really hard to block a relativistic sword strike).
1/10 EXOS Arrival
Note: Neutral player here, not quite willing to ally with UberZero yet.
"What the flying skeletal carp are you DOING, trying to doom a timeline?! We can't kill Richard, he HAS to survive for the future to work!"
I quickly open a portal to slam Crusher into Uzero instead.
"And so help me Notch if you try to break things with the Weath Ray again I will steal it, wreck the plans, and bloody well punch you in the face. Don't. Even. It's NOT going to work."
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
"What the flying skeletal carp are you DOING, trying to doom a timeline?! We can't kill Richard, he HAS to survive for the future to work!"
I quickly open a portal to slam Crusher into Uzero instead.
"And so help me Notch if you try to break things with the Weath Ray again I will steal it, wreck the plans, and bloody well punch you in the face. Don't. Even. It's NOT going to work."
"According to the Terminator rules, it does not work. Since you are also here from the future to stop me, we are re-enacting the plot from Terminator, thus Terminator's rules of time travel are in effect. As a side effect, I had to leave my Weath Ray in the future, which sucks because I should be able to just instakill the godmodder with it." I then engage Netpatham in close combat, pulling off a blitz of teleportation to confuse him and leave him nearly unable to block my series of sword slashes.
I teleport out of the way of Crusher's attack, and he instead hits a large tub of nitroglycerin that WAS stable...
Kablooie.
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Weird Things Mods Say When Booting
[Client thread/INFO] [TConstruct]: Natura, what are we going to do tomorrow night?
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
[Client thread/INFO] [inpure|core]: Beating Minecraft's resource loading system with a shovel. Please stand by...
[Client thread/INFO] [MagicBees]: Replacing stupid-block with 'Here, have some delicious textures' ItemBlock. This is 100% normal.
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Small Base 4/15 (+2 from Taken For Granted)
I look down on the battlefield...
"Already, it is chaos, yet what of those that wish to live in peace in this world? Will they be forced to suffer too because of these in-differences? No! I will build a keep strong enough to defend the helpless from any evil... In true dwarven fashion!"
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A figure clad in some kind of fancy governmental coat blinks into existence:
"Oh hey look, it's the godmodder and... another godmodder? who's this?"
After reading the intro I realize that I must save the godmodder from the godmodder so i can kill the godmodder, without letting the godmodder kill the godmodder... wow space-time shenanigans sure are wonky.
Whelp, better save Richard's butt so I can kick it in another dimension in the future.
I give UberZero a can of soda as a peace offering, but when she opens it, it explodes in a cloud of fizz!
Candy Corn && Tommy Gun = The Candy Corn Rifle Lv. 5 (1/6)
Anybody else from the Terraria DTG? +1 to the first two to be from there.
The Scribe finishes his march to the Battlefield, seeing the other combatants attacking both of the original Minecraftians on the field - the two godmodders. He surveys both of them - UserZero looks downright insane. Not the person you'd want to have as your enemy. But then again, he wonders if having her as a friend would be much better. No doubt UserZero only sees friends as convenient tools. And then there's... this other godmodder. The one named Richard.
Richard is a peculiar character, no doubt. He's dressed in the Garb of the Player, for one thing. That's certainly unconventional. And his flowing red cape looks unmatched in power - the Scribe hasn't seen anything like it. It's not just his clothes that make Richard stand out, however. It's his face. No one else would notice it, but the Scribe is man who has spent his entire life poring over the unexplained and the unseen - the symbolic and the sacred. Visions dance in and out of his head at will, and he's plagued by sights of sigils that he doesn't understand until much later.
The face of this man - or in particular, his eye - reminds the Scribe very much of an image he's seen frequently. That of a thick eyebrow above a rounded black eye with a diagonal line cut through it - most likely a scar. Richard's face is untouched, but somehow, in some way, his eye reminds him of that symbol. The symbol he'd seen so often that he'd put it on the front cover of his book. The Scribe feels a connection towards Richard - something pivotal. An instinct that if he sides with Richard in this fight, things that have been silently planned for years, if not decades, will come into motion. The Scribe doesn't know if they're good or if they're bad, but he's willing to take a risk.
And so, the Scribe allies himself as Anti-Zero. He walks over to the Godmodder, removing a scarf, cloth, and gas mask obscuring his mouth. He sticks out his gloved hand towards Richard. "Hello there. You're Richard, I take it. You strike me as intensely familiar, even though I know this is the first time we've met. I suppose I'll be on your side for this battle, however long it may last." The Scribe walks next to Richard, his hand rummaging through his inventory. "So... Do you have a plan of some kind? Something we can use to defeat this UserZero? Or are we flying blind, as they say?"
The Journal: 4/20 ==================== (+2 received from Erelye) [DATA ENCRYPTED] [BEGINNING DECRYPTION...]
@Erelye: Eh, call me Twin. It's fine. Unless you're addressing the Scribe directly.
"Here we are, my favorite vacation spot. Time to take a break from gods trying to destroy mankind, people transforming each other into animals, and dying universes. Time to just kick back, relax, and destroy a godmodder. UserZero? I come from the future, and I am here to tell you that you are going to lose, unless you cause a paradox that would destroy the entire game."
I begin this battle by +2ing MegaMiner, and for my attack, I draw upon the powers of YOUTUBE COMMENTERS!
Noticing Talist's "First!" comment, they immediately start to bicker about who actually was first. I have their bickering over loudspeakers. Eventually, this leads to one especially immature commenter throwing out a Mario Kart Wii Blue Shell. They think this will hover over the first commenter, which would be Talist...right?
NOT SO! It instead travels over UserZero, the first person to speak in this thread. After receiving an azure explosion to the face, she is mobbed by hundreds of commenters complaining about how unfair it is that the first commenter was someone who had a massive advantage as she STARTED the thread.
If UserZero decides to kill the commenters, no one feels any remorse; they're annoying anyways.
Charges: 1/20 Maine Cannon
1/50
Time for a story!
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
The girl takes off a satchel from her back, brilliant white with a large selection of tools inside. She reveals a fancy blowdart, which she promptly uses on UserZero... only for it to completely miss her and plant itself in the dirt behind her. The poison from the blowdart promptly spills into the ground, contaminating the soil and causing UserZero intense pain wherever she steps.
A middleage tanned man with a wild black beard steps over a hill. It has been a long night for him. His name is Rashki Broschivich, and his origin is... complicated. He is from an alternate timl-
"SHUT UP NARRA! I won't be able to find sticks with you blabbing like an idiot! I'm getting a headache"
And why do you need sticks?
I told you: we need a fire
We already have a fire!
But not a summoning fire!
What's the differenceThe difference is one you annoy the hell out of me to get information on, and one you don't care about
Hey! I'm a mystical being! I wanna know how to summon my kind!
"Maybe, but I don't want you killing us both with your curiosity; I know you..."
"Just stay quiet!" he mutters
Rashki finishes getting sticks and walks toward the fire
Rashki is from a possible future in which Richard wins and kills all but himself. And he picked me up along the way.
He breathes on the small fire, watching it grow into a tall beam of combustion. He starts chanting; the words seem mixed, backwards, encrypted
"L|A: T DFXXZY ESPP, RCPLE MPLDE ZQ ESP QZCPDE, ZYP HSZ NLY OPQPLE LWW seimene dna pleh em ni eht noitarotser ecnalab fo. XLJ JZF NZXP, ZYP ZQ ESP MWLNV LYO HSTEP "
Suddenly the fire extinguishes and a cute panda appears in front of him.
"Hi... you weren't what I expected"
"Mrrughh"
"..."
it walks towards a bamboo stalk near the fire.
"Sigh"
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((OK, how exactly can something be rare in a game??? does the OP just give them out rarely??))
I go and create a huge computer. it instantly starts calculating which team I should go on. When it decides neutral it creates a huge grilled cheese sandwich, which attacks UserZero, since I find Richard nicer, so I will save him for last.
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
((kidpen, use either double parentheses or /null to talk OOCly. Welcome to the game, though!))
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
atomicAmiable has joined the server! Her avatar is an aquamarine spirit with white spiral cheeks. She wears a pair of military-grade earmuffs around her neck, seemingly in case something goes wrong.
aa: hmmm aa: its been a while since i played this game aa: userzero aa: remember me aa: of course you dont aa: im just another one of those "noobs" you like to mock aa: well i just cant even stand a few things aa: and annoying jerks who think theyre all high and mighty are one of them aa: get ready to run userzero
atomicAmiable is of the Anti-Zero alignment, naturally. She throws a couch at UserZero, but before it impacts, stashes a few thousand metric tonnes of highly volatile explosives under the cushions in case UserZero decides to block it, blast it, dodge a few steps away, or get hit by it.
Oh no
((fixed it
))
((/null)
I'm almost completely inactive, in case you're trawling through really old threads and notice me somewhere.
The numbers are charges. The original post explains everything.
I warp back from the future, on a mission to kill Richard. "If Richard is allowed to live, he will spark a catastrophe that will result in the anhillation of 3 universes. I cannot allow that to happen, so the best way to end this is to kill Richard before he can gain his strength." I then attempt to summon Chuck Norris to counter Richard's lack of an ACN turret back then, but apparently he doesnt exist yet. "More than one way to kill a Godmodder, right?" I instead boost myself to a significant percentage of the speed of light and dash past Richard, delivering a terrifyingly powerful hit to Richard that should send him flying. If he blocks it, I bounce off, and pull out a pistol in mid-air to deliver a headshot while he is still recovering from blocking the sword attack (its really hard to block a relativistic sword strike).
1/10 EXOS Arrival
Note: Neutral player here, not quite willing to ally with UberZero yet.
The sea was peaceful. Quiet, calm. Eternal. It was old as time itself, protecting Yggdrasil. That was then. Now, the godmodders disturb the quiet melody of the sea. People breached Yggdrasil. But what those people didn't know is, if you bite the sea, the sea bites back. And it bites HARD. A whirlpool started forming near the landmass, a core of dark emptiness near the bottom. As time elapsed, the dark core started rising. And when the core was fully out of the water, it disintegrated, and within stood Sorodin, The Dark Light, The Protector of the Sea, The Father of Guardians. He came from the depths of the void, and felt the water as it was himself. He was ready..... ready for revenge.
(Yayyyy..... horrible writing skills FTW! Sorry for those who suffered through that.)
I vote for the almighty Alchemeiter.
I make a bowl of delicious poisonous pufferfish soup and offer it to UserZero. Hey, it has lots of vitamins!
Thunderstorm 1/25
Guardian King 1/25
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"What the flying skeletal carp are you DOING, trying to doom a timeline?! We can't kill Richard, he HAS to survive for the future to work!"
I quickly open a portal to slam Crusher into Uzero instead.
"And so help me Notch if you try to break things with the Weath Ray again I will steal it, wreck the plans, and bloody well punch you in the face. Don't. Even. It's NOT going to work."
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
"According to the Terminator rules, it does not work. Since you are also here from the future to stop me, we are re-enacting the plot from Terminator, thus Terminator's rules of time travel are in effect. As a side effect, I had to leave my Weath Ray in the future, which sucks because I should be able to just instakill the godmodder with it." I then engage Netpatham in close combat, pulling off a blitz of teleportation to confuse him and leave him nearly unable to block my series of sword slashes.
2/10 EXOS Arrival
"Heh."
"Heh."
"Heh."
"Heh."
"Heh."
"Heh."
"You do know one of my BTs was Teleslash, right?"
I teleport out of the way of Crusher's attack, and he instead hits a large tub of nitroglycerin that WAS stable...
Kablooie.
[Client thread/INFO] [Natura]: TConstruct, we're going to take over the world!
You do know that you can only post 2 times a turn, right?
/null
+2 to Taken for Granted
Small Base 4/15 (+2 from Taken For Granted)
I look down on the battlefield...
"Already, it is chaos, yet what of those that wish to live in peace in this world? Will they be forced to suffer too because of these in-differences? No! I will build a keep strong enough to defend the helpless from any evil... In true dwarven fashion!"
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We start running twoards the tree in the distance.
Red 2/5
Lord Calzerb 2/50
I shoot tin cans at UZero. They explode.
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A figure clad in some kind of fancy governmental coat blinks into existence:
"Oh hey look, it's the godmodder and... another godmodder? who's this?"
After reading the intro I realize that I must save the godmodder from the godmodder so i can kill the godmodder, without letting the godmodder kill the godmodder... wow space-time shenanigans sure are wonky.
Whelp, better save Richard's butt so I can kick it in another dimension in the future.
I give UberZero a can of soda as a peace offering, but when she opens it, it explodes in a cloud of fizz!
Candy Corn && Tommy Gun = The Candy Corn Rifle Lv. 5 (1/6)
Anybody else from the Terraria DTG? +1 to the first two to be from there.
I throw a stick at user0. It's just a stick, I don't even feel like pulling out the more interesting sticks.
2/25 Terrible Tastes
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The Scribe finishes his march to the Battlefield, seeing the other combatants attacking both of the original Minecraftians on the field - the two godmodders. He surveys both of them - UserZero looks downright insane. Not the person you'd want to have as your enemy. But then again, he wonders if having her as a friend would be much better. No doubt UserZero only sees friends as convenient tools. And then there's... this other godmodder. The one named Richard.
Richard is a peculiar character, no doubt. He's dressed in the Garb of the Player, for one thing. That's certainly unconventional. And his flowing red cape looks unmatched in power - the Scribe hasn't seen anything like it. It's not just his clothes that make Richard stand out, however. It's his face. No one else would notice it, but the Scribe is man who has spent his entire life poring over the unexplained and the unseen - the symbolic and the sacred. Visions dance in and out of his head at will, and he's plagued by sights of sigils that he doesn't understand until much later.
The face of this man - or in particular, his eye - reminds the Scribe very much of an image he's seen frequently. That of a thick eyebrow above a rounded black eye with a diagonal line cut through it - most likely a scar. Richard's face is untouched, but somehow, in some way, his eye reminds him of that symbol. The symbol he'd seen so often that he'd put it on the front cover of his book. The Scribe feels a connection towards Richard - something pivotal. An instinct that if he sides with Richard in this fight, things that have been silently planned for years, if not decades, will come into motion. The Scribe doesn't know if they're good or if they're bad, but he's willing to take a risk.
And so, the Scribe allies himself as Anti-Zero. He walks over to the Godmodder, removing a scarf, cloth, and gas mask obscuring his mouth. He sticks out his gloved hand towards Richard. "Hello there. You're Richard, I take it. You strike me as intensely familiar, even though I know this is the first time we've met. I suppose I'll be on your side for this battle, however long it may last." The Scribe walks next to Richard, his hand rummaging through his inventory. "So... Do you have a plan of some kind? Something we can use to defeat this UserZero? Or are we flying blind, as they say?"
The Journal: 4/20 ==================== (+2 received from Erelye) [DATA ENCRYPTED] [BEGINNING DECRYPTION...]
@Erelye: Eh, call me Twin. It's fine. Unless you're addressing the Scribe directly.
I +2 Erelye.
The mailman dude pulls out a pistol, and shoots mini-Richards holding potato shooting ducks at UserZero.
gorillaing mangos: 2/10
It's High Noon
"Here we are, my favorite vacation spot. Time to take a break from gods trying to destroy mankind, people transforming each other into animals, and dying universes. Time to just kick back, relax, and destroy a godmodder. UserZero? I come from the future, and I am here to tell you that you are going to lose, unless you cause a paradox that would destroy the entire game."I begin this battle by +2ing MegaMiner, and for my attack, I draw upon the powers of YOUTUBE COMMENTERS!
Noticing Talist's "First!" comment, they immediately start to bicker about who actually was first. I have their bickering over loudspeakers. Eventually, this leads to one especially immature commenter throwing out a Mario Kart Wii Blue Shell. They think this will hover over the first commenter, which would be Talist...right?
NOT SO! It instead travels over UserZero, the first person to speak in this thread. After receiving an azure explosion to the face, she is mobbed by hundreds of commenters complaining about how unfair it is that the first commenter was someone who had a massive advantage as she STARTED the thread.
If UserZero decides to kill the commenters, no one feels any remorse; they're annoying anyways.
Charges: 1/20 Maine Cannon
1/50
Time for a story!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Alright, time for post number two.
aa: lets ramp things up a bit shall we
The girl takes off a satchel from her back, brilliant white with a large selection of tools inside. She reveals a fancy blowdart, which she promptly uses on UserZero... only for it to completely miss her and plant itself in the dirt behind her. The poison from the blowdart promptly spills into the ground, contaminating the soil and causing UserZero intense pain wherever she steps.
Duality: 1/25. +1 to the Twinscribe and Erelye.
Oh no
A middleage tanned man with a wild black beard steps over a hill. It has been a long night for him. His name is Rashki Broschivich, and his origin is... complicated. He is from an alternate timl-
"SHUT UP NARRA! I won't be able to find sticks with you blabbing like an idiot! I'm getting a headache"
And why do you need sticks?
I told you: we need a fire
We already have a fire!
But not a summoning fire!
What's the differenceThe difference is one you annoy the hell out of me to get information on, and one you don't care about
Hey! I'm a mystical being! I wanna know how to summon my kind!
"Maybe, but I don't want you killing us both with your curiosity; I know you..."
"Just stay quiet!" he mutters
Rashki finishes getting sticks and walks toward the fire
Rashki is from a possible future in which Richard wins and kills all but himself. And he picked me up along the way.
He breathes on the small fire, watching it grow into a tall beam of combustion. He starts chanting; the words seem mixed, backwards, encrypted
"L|A: T DFXXZY ESPP, RCPLE MPLDE ZQ ESP QZCPDE, ZYP HSZ NLY OPQPLE LWW seimene dna pleh em ni eht noitarotser ecnalab fo. XLJ JZF NZXP, ZYP ZQ ESP MWLNV LYO HSTEP "
Suddenly the fire extinguishes and a cute panda appears in front of him.
"Hi... you weren't what I expected"
"Mrrughh"
"..."
it walks towards a bamboo stalk near the fire.
"Sigh"