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Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth completed!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
18/50 for Initiation
Suddenly, a glass orb of earth launches out of nowhere and flies into the middle of the storm of elemental energy and dissolves, the energy that was swirling pulses, pulses again. then again. Then again. Like a heartbeat.
And then it explodes outwards and reforms into a singular being. It seems to echo with power beyond what is actually in it.
It is oddly intimidating, even though it seems to just be a meager earth elemental, and an incomplete one at that.
A small handful of people among the small handful that were paying attention recognize why it seems to powerful.
It is feeding off of the Descendant energy flowing through the Battlefield, empowering it, reverbrating it, channeling it.
On its own, this figure may not ever ammount to much.
But if others use it, this elemental may become the center of a storm of destruction.
Save the World... Sort of 27/50 (+5 from TNT, +1 from ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST)
Redstone ABSCONDS into Uzi.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
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The Hoodie is effortlessly cut to pieces by the Suit of Knives-which wasn't budging to a mere hoodie anyways. Chara doesn't respond at all, and has a 50% chance to not be a boy, at least. The bananas are obliterated by the Anti-Popcorn Turret!
Who's Winchester? Mettaton will do as you say.
...I really think you didn't understand what I meant by reposting.
first off, id like to say sorry for going so long without any announcement or anything. i might not be able to post sometimes but im gonna try to say if i know im not gonna be able to post for an extended while(i.e. half a month) and not just forget about this thread under all the other stuff. and because it seems until the update everything is nulled im gonna wait to do my big action i just thought of, but to avoid making another null in the sea of nulls that drains tazz's sanity and/or supply of hair to tear out, i throw a small model saturn V rocket at userzero as a warning for the things to come after the update! it, being make of plastic cheap snap together parts, breaks apart harmlessly upon hitting her.
also, in case tazz is gonna restore my stats and things back, dont worry about my alchemies or charges or things, i think in gonna focus on one post themed attacks of varying degrees of massiveness with an occasional small charge here and there. and im still on the [AZ] side to make sure godmodder477/richard is the one to be in the future events.
and a final thing: can someone tell me what the latest boss/bad guy/crossover character the AZs are supposed to beat now? (NOT in a null)
Welcome back! the answer to your question is Chara.
50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time *Saved*
5/50 A Youkai that is my personal choice for the most powerful creature without immortality. Ever.
39/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! Left foot let's stomp!
+3 saved
+3 Irecreeper
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 11/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! (I like this name better than Star's Armored Satellite Dish. It's basically the exact same thing.) 6/6 COMPLETE!
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 5/16
Star notices the elephant in the current turn...there is no Elephant in the room, as far as he is aware of. "Well, I hope Flowey follows the impromptu truce I offered...oh, who am I kidding? If he follows that, I will not be opposed, but it's just not in his nature.
As it would not normally be in my nature to let him stick around. But I'm sort of busy.
Also, Flowey, if you can hear me, which you probably can, I don't think 'trusting you' is the right phrase to describe their action. I think the term "Sacrifice" fits much better.
If there are no useful items in my inventory, and my powers don't work, then I decide to explore the room, observing every inch of the floor, ceiling, and walls."
CAPTAIN FALCON USES SOME OF HIS MOVES THAT WERE NOT EXPLORED IN DEPTH EARLIER. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS UP ABOVE OF THE KAZOOMEISTER, SLAMMING THE BEING OF UNDETERMINED PROPORTIONS DOWNWARD, BOUNCING OFF THE FLOOR. AS HE APPROACHES THE FLOOR, CAPTAIN FALCON SLAMS CAPTAIN FALCON'S HEEL INTO THE MAN, CAPTAIN FALCON ASSUMES. THIS SENDS HIM ROCKETING DOWN, AND BOUNCING OFF THE GROUND AGAIN. CAPTAIN FALCON JUMPS UP ALONG WITH THE OUT-OF-CONTROL BOUNCING TARGET, AND JUMPS OFF OF IT AGAIN, SENDING IT ROCKETING INTO THE TURF AGAIN. THIS TIME, THERE'S NO BOUNCE. AS THE BEING SLOWLY GETS UP, CAPTAIN FALCON PULLS BACK HIS ELBOW, AND AS THE KARDINAL KAZOOMEISTER FINISHES ITS RECOVERY AND ENDS ITS MERCY INVINCIBILITY, CAPTAIN FALCON PUSHES FORWARD CAPTAIN FALCON'S ELBOW, SLAMMING IT INTO THE HAPLESS SUMMON IN A BURST OF FIRE THAT KNOCKS THE KARDINAL KAZOOMEISTER PAST THE STAGE BOUNDARY AND INTO THE BLAST ZONE.
THE KARDINAL KAZOOMEISTER IS THEN ENVELOPED BY A RED EXPLOSION.
Power 50/50 Henderson 50/50 (what information do I need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is too great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk.
The husk stands still.
(I did this on a whim to be honest. But I am too lazy to do anything about it. Also to busy. It is leading up to my summon. not to sure if I want to summon with Chara around though.)
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft sending the Outer God airborne.
The wings create forceful wind which whips around the Suit of Knives scattering it beyond recollection.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing even more of the Suit's Knives with the Force as if they were made of aluminium and toothpicks.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Nyarlathotep settles back onto the ground, the wings vague batlike shape fold behind him, the tendrils that make up his face creates the cutout of a grin.
A hand appears and swipes across the sky creating flames which target Chara.
Nyarlathotep throws a red trident at him as well.
I wonder how much they'd hate you if they knew the truth...
Heheheheh
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = The Grimdarkemiter (Level 10: 1/11)
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
10/50 for Elemental Ascendence
+3 to consumer
The earth swirling around begins to condense into a somewhat-humanoid form. It looks like... well, it would look like an earth elemental were it not for the fact that there's very obviously large pieces of it missing.
Ah, 'bout time Richie's toy finished fixing itself up.
The elemental moves over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
It then begins to move away, only for it to very suddenly launch an enormous string of bone spikes at Chara.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 8/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 8/16 preview this please
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 5/16 lv. 3?????????????????????????????????
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The SPICE CORE decides to continue it's attack on the battlefield, regardless of it's existence. It decides that Omega Flowey could use to be knocked down a couple notches. So, it sends the oncoming fighter attack i previously hinted at in my previous attack towards flowey.
Leading the charge is the devastating Spice-Advanced- Armed with powerful Chili Pepper cannons, it gives the finest spice to any meal, plant or otherwise. Its almighty Pepper Armor is so tasty that whoever attacks it will sure feel ashamed for trying to ruin such a fine specimen of flavor.
The cannon fodder is the SPICE FIGHTER. It's green-pepper cannons are really not as hot as the others, but they still pack a punch!
The bombers are the HEAT DROPPERS; Their powerful Infinity Chili reactor's provide them with an infinite source of heat, generating the heat needed to create their Naga Viper Pepper bombs (1.3 mil units compared to the Infinity chili's 1 mil- Therefore, every 1.3 seconds, a bomb is dropped). From this great heat, the SENSATION, the result of using a wee bit to much spice. The Sensation is a rapiditly spreading biome that is the avatar of SPICE if it were a biome.
A step up from the SPICE FIGHTER, the HEAT INCINERATOR is considerably improved, with shields hot enough to deep-fry anything that touchs them. They have Jalapeño cannons, much stronger than the spice fighter's lackluster armament, along with four cannons for double the heat.
Often forgotten are the sneaky SPICE SNEAKERS. How do they hide? Why, using a salt crystal as a power source, of course! The salt crystal is of course heavily diluted with spice, but most people just think that it's a salty object created from irecreeper's salt. It makes it easier to kill them. They might be fragile, but their almighty SPICE BEAM will leave a scar that many will not soon forget. Oh, i'm sorry, did i imply they had only one? No, they have three. Spice beamz. I mean.
The SPICE REAPERS blow the others out of the spicewater. They are powered by two Carolina Reapers, the hottest nonchemical thing in this attack and the hottest spice in the world. Their Superbombs are, on the Spice Scale, 3 million units of heat. In other worlds, they cleanse large amounts of the battlefield of lack of heat, while a sweet flavor fills the mind of their enemy's. Sadly, most of them are too busy burning to enjoy it.
Beginning the attack on Flowey is the SPICE FIGHTERS AND HEAT INTERCEPTORS. The Spice Fighters are well... Shredded. They are fulled by bell peppers, so they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The worst issue with them is the fact that they tend to scatter into dust when destroyed... And they are made of pepper. Which gets in Omega Flowey's eyes. Ouch.
The heat interceptors, by contrast, bring on the PAIN. Their much hotter spice lasers, combined with their heat shield, leaves much of Omega Flowey heated and scarred. He trys to disperse them using flamethrowers, bombs, and Green Thumb, but the Green Thumb is suddenly attacked by a Spicy Assimilation Unit, turning them into Spice Guns that fire at Omega Flowey. The HEAT interceptor's managed to blow the bombs up in such a way they blow up on Omega Flowey. Then, as the flamethrowers prepare to spray fire, the SPICE SNEAKERS reveal themselves and fire their SPICE BEAMS at the Flame Throwers, which, combined with the spice, creates a massive SPICEPLOSION in omega floweys face. 3
Then, a large horde of Spice Bombers being to reap the landscape as the rest of the spice spaceships continue their assault. Before long, they begin to bomb Omega Flowey. The immense heat of the spice scar's his skin, turning it into the SENSATION since he is a plant still, Before long, OMEGA FLOWEY has been overrun by the SENSATION. Finally, the SPICE REAPERS come. EVERYTHING IS DOOMED. They quickly finish Omega Flowey, reaping him again and again with immense heat bombs. Before long, he is but charred plant matter slowly being destroyed and converted by spice.
Then, i reveal the grand finale: a jar of the chemical Resiniferatoxin- With an absurd level of heat (16 BILLION), they shall END omega Flowey! As i board the Spice Star Two, i summon a massive amount of power from the SPICE CORE, creating FLOWEYKILLER BASE. I step up to a podium in the center of it. Before me stands the loading system for it's ultimate weapon, the WEED SPICER. Then, i insert the jar of Resiniferatoxin.
>>Spice Death Beam
>> Ammo Detected
>> Ammo type: Resiniferatoxin:
>> Heat Level: 16 Billion Unit
>>Spice Core Readiness: 100%
>>Enegry Core: 100%
>>Anti-IrecreeperCountingThis-Protocol: 100%
>>Anti-Salt Virus Systems: All operational
>>Armament: Yes.
>>Target: None set.
Set Target? y/n
y
>>Target set: Omega flowey
>>Locking on....
>>Locked on. Activating Mid-flight beam split..
>>Spice Hyperdeath Beam: Ready. Awaiting input...
Fire at will, commander.
>Firing Port open.
> All systems operational.
> Spice Focusing Crystal active,
> Fire? Y/n
> Y
A single, intense beam of heat flows out of FLOWEYKILLER BASE. As it enters the Battlefield, it splits into four. Then Eight.
Six beams fly towards the SOUL CONTAINERS. As they hit, the massive amount of heat burns the tubing connecting them to Omega Flowey - Badly, but not enough to disconnect them. The souls within, meanwhile, are filled with visions of hate and spice, blinding them to anything except the one true spice.
The other beam fly's into Omega Flowey's monitor, giving it infinite color- In one flavor. SPICE. The spice melts it's coloring chip, rendering it in GREYSCALE.
The other one breaks into three. Two beams for the arms, one for the body. Omega Flowey screams as his arms are slowy burnt to ashes by the HEAT BEAM. One fly's into his mouth, where it burns his insides and his body. His eyes explode into flames, while his claws are ejected from the sheer flame coming from within his body. Then, i reap him again and again using the Spice Reaper, reaping his body again and again, until finally, all that is left is the souls and spices.
Mile long monolouge.
Except when Flowey reverts to normal, he continues his assault on the soul jars
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic numbers
He continues to repeatedly smash the soul jar.
Battlefury13: i dont care that you're soul jars are not targetable.
Stars, cats, and blades abound has he uses the Hero's Sword to cut into one
Battlefury13: I dont give a gorilla about your power.
The slashing gets faster.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your attacks.
Battlefury is trying to slam the soul within into the walls of that soul' soul jar.
Battlefury13: i don't care about the idiots that dare to think that they are better than userzero even though they just summoned an omnicidial manaic.
He rips the soul jars outside of their pockets, and uses gravity to dismember Omega Flowey.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic fools that dare to think that they can win.
Then, he sets flowey on fire, and freezes the souls and him in time.
Battlefury13: Tell me, when did kill userzero...
Battlefury13: Become destroy the universe?
Battlefury13: Don't lie. You know what is next on flowey's plans.
Battlefury13: After all, it wouldn;t be Kill or Be Killed if he didn't exterminate the universe for failing to kill him?
Battlefury13: You fight morally on the basis that according to you, if Richard died, UserZero would end up blowing up the trifecta. any way,
Battlefury13: Pray tell, when did this stop mattering?
Battlefury13: If omega Flowey wins... All of you lose. He consumes the universe, gaining enough souls to drown out your meager and pathetic power.
Battlefury13: You effectively support an unstoppable destruction of the universe.
Battlefury13: I DONT CARE if you think otherwise
battlefury13: Because if you think otherwise, than you truly are an idiot.
Battlefury13: At this point, it could become commonly accepted that U0 blew up earth... And she'd retain her reputation.
Battlefury13: And because of your insane thirst for power ending in the summon of an omnicidial manaic, i think that a fate much worse than death is fit for you.
Battlefury13: Unless you feel, because you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wise, that you deserve a bonus.
Battlefury13: This means war. Not the war of keyboard warriors, but a total war of death or life versus your stupidity.
We could have avoided this, but the temptation of power was too great for you.
blah blah blah this monolouge this getting boring shut up
ok. i kick stars phone with the power of monolouging.
7/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE (1+ from topaz) (3+ from Engie)
1/5 dEATH2salt
1+ to ELEMENTAL ASCENSION: NINJA TWIST
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
1+ to engie
BUDGET CUTS AND BUDGET CUTS
Flowey completely no-sells it all with a trollface! You settle for smashing up the vulnerable entiteis who compose the pact; this does 4 damage to both Crystal and Generic!
Anyone up for a movie? Come on don't be shy! Hell, I'll even invite Uzi. She is presumably the star of this flick.
A small film projector appears in the middle of the Battlefield, followed by an inflatable movie screen.
... It appears Pit has already created a small vendor's booth selling movie concessions. No popcorn though.
Several chairs spring forth from the ground. Just enough to fit every godmodder, player, and entity on field.
Some of the more notable chairs: What appears to be a chair made of human flesh and bone with a small card marked "UserZero". A rock throne with 5 uniform circles just above were an average Minecraftian's head would be with a card marked "Richard/Godmodder477". A spot which appears to DIY chair area marked with a wooden sign "OP King". 3/2's of a chair. A plain wooden chair with and Obsidian Block resting upon it, and what looks like an Egyptian Pharaoh's throne marked with some folded papyrus reading "Nyarlathotep".
Everyone is free to join in,
It appears Tazz is manning the projector.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 48/50
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 35/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 34/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 2/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
Uh, what film are we playing? The 1st one? Hoo boy that'll take a while.
A note: Playing the Tape will null ALL EoTB actions, even Godmodder actions, in exchange for a one-time information dump. These tapes are powerful for that reason alone-this is seriosuly powerful exposition right here. It's enough to kill a man if they're weak to it.
Important stuff has to happen this turn (you'll see) but I'll ask confirmation of it next turn.
Vicious barbed vines extend towards the Coffin of Optimism, as Flowey
uses Vinerush, each hand tipped briar poised to pierce through whatever
it's made of.
Fenris is also targeting Optimism, goaded on by vague whispers of intent coming from somewhere within Flowey
Flowey was never going to listen to you at all, and unless you had complete control (IE your soul was out) wouldn't be doing that anyways! You're, er-hem, "IDIOTS" for throwing yourselves to the altar so willingly; why should he take your advice? Plus he doesn't care. He'll treat it as general guidelines.
Priest? Priest, do you hear me? There has been a change in the plan....
I can hear you. What is the problem?
Well, you know the first plan with me, Uroboros, Nihilus and Gaster? Yes, forget about it. Gaster refuses to work with the demon that killed his two sons, and the other guys will just have to wait. There is a bigger plan now.
Alright, how can I help?
There is a group that can really help you in this insane event. They agreed to invite you to it. They are the only chance to destroy this other demon. Also, everything you did after you woke up last time is INVALID. That will not count. Now go and help out my friend, Chara!
The Elf wakes up just to find himself laying near the legs of a strange figure. He stands up and looks at the figure, seeing it is encased in an armor made out of knives.
Chara.
The figure looks at him, although it cannot be really seen. Some of the knives in the front of it clear out so now it has a perfect look at a child wearing a lavander and pink striped shirt.
Don’t attack me, alright? I know who you are. And I think you also know who I am, if my Master told you about me. Now, can you please reveal your true body? There is no need of being in that stolen one next to a person who is on your side.
Chara’s body flickers for a second and then turns in a girl with a cream and lime shirt and brown hair smiling at him.
Alright now, can I ask you some questions? First, are you gonna betray us after you kill all the enemies? Secound, why are you using knives as weapons? I mean, you stole that kid Frisk’s soul about a thousand times, can you maybe destroy some of them and use their explosion as a weapon? And third, would you be kind and borrow me one of his souls sometime later, when we aren’t in a middle of a war? Now, I got to help you somehow, and I don’t think that means fighting with you, so I am just going to increase your strenght and defense.
As soon as he said that, he started chanting words of an old war song as he uses his power to create an Void Aura around her.
Div’cruan
Div’wyin
Div’san
Div’lirrin
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
An shadow cloaks the Suit of Knives, the blades now dipped in Ether, an dangerous liquid that can float. Chara’s suit closes again, changing back into Frisk’s body.
By the way, nice wings!
Ker notices a place crowded with people, a big sheet of paper hanged on iron bars, many chairs and a market stand. He wanders off to the place, now seeing the market stand has a sign "Movie Projection". He drops a couple minas* on the stand (For donation purposes) and summons himself an obsidian throne near Uzi's seat, and another on the other side made out of knives in case Chara wants to come.
*Minas are golden coins from Vailor, and the main currency out there
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Eversecream Alpha: 4/50 (+4 from UserZero)
+3 to Pionoplayer
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Nothing yet
My general term for Ether is the base component of souls.
You notice Chara's true self is NOT similing. Indeed, he/she/it/tem looks...Quite antagonized by something, but isn't sure what, and fails to respond.
A portal rips through reality, and a white animated suit of armor with a blue torso and arm guards and red & gold accents, with six concentric spikes forming a rough outline of a sun on his back and a green jewel embedded in the chest walks through with similar jewels at the tips of the spikes. He looks around, sighing.
It was far too easy getting here. Guess that's a representation of how much everything's been messed up. But at least I recognize a few familiar faces.
As his gaze settles on Richard, he shakes his head.
I hate doing this. But I have to. I've got to protect the timeline. I have to keep it safe from that... monster.
When he sees Omega Flowey, he jumps back.
Oh, holy- WHAT IS THAT THING? Is that- No. It's not. Oh, thank... myself. I guess. Still no idea who to swear to.
*The Progenitor has joined the game as an AZ! (For those involved in the TVT2 game, this is Alpha. Just further in the timeline. Time travel's weird, huh?) (Since I don't know what the deal is with new joins, my actions and charges will come next turn.)
Alpha is a dangerous name. Trust me. In any case, Welcome!
I travel to the planet AirAzonaand go to the the a sacred mountain and starts breathing heavily
God Of Air Charge:1/50
Uh, OK then?
sans has managed to hit Fenris Sun-Eater, Zarod, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Mettaton EX, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, Talist, Crystalcat, Toast, the Golem, the Wizened Hag and its Cauldron, Meguca and the Witch, Kardinal Kazoomeister, Southfrie and Engie! His total damage is...50 to all 'Player HP' entities, which is more than enough to instantly kill ALL of them, and 50,000 damage over 50 attacks to all regular Entities! Because I am lazy As a mercy, the posts of the deceased this turn count, but you still need to respawn. This means, in order: Mettaton EX, Talist, Crystalcat, the golem, toast, the Meguca and the Witch, Kardinal Kazoomeister and Engie have all died! The GS push the PZs back, taking 20 distance to Yggdrasil! Fortunately for Zarod, this is Inverted to 50,000 HP of life instead. Ampersand, due to being linked, takes an additional 37,500 damage!
Again, +5 to everyone. Not to all charges, just the total amount of assists you get to be spent in whatever way you desire.
EXOS cannot currently do anything other than +1 all GS players, lacking the resources to do more. All entity charges are +1'd! The Diner +1s all entity charges!
Flowey's mad cackle is high; it's time for the dying! First, he uses Vinerush on Optimism, Minicritting for 45,000 damage! Optimism's 1st attack will miss, and he's surrounded by vines! Then, he uses Briar of Cruelty, nabbing up Dr. Boggle and the remaining Maxwellists, killing both! He then proceeds to use The Crimson, targeting the Light Magician, Fenris, the Clockwork Automaton, Southfrie, and The Hulk; this kills the former three, removes 10% rhythm from Southfrie, and deals 20,000 damage to the Hulk! The survivors all take Melting, and the Pot, while unharmed, turns white hot from the crimson flare hitting the Brew as well-it looks like it'll sap more life from the Hulk this turn, MUCH more life. He then whips out Cactastrophe, only managing 2 snakes due to an unlucky roll but nevertheless using them to hit Tarkus for 22,500 damage and obliterates the last Tombstone! He then uses The Master, rolling a 4-the Psi-Projection he creates promptly attacks the Hulk, the Wizened Hag and the Stardust Sentinel-the Hulk dies, and the other two take 40,000 damage! 5 actions thus far.
Then, courtesy of the Diner, he uses In This World, allowing him to copy three avaliable attacks and use them ALL AS ONE ACTION! He plucks Musical Masterpiece from Toby Dog (he's not being interacted with so this works, plus he's a freaking superboss), Execute from Zarod, and the Mystery Charge-Oblivion Type from Joshua! He uses Musical Masterpiece first-but twists it into his own Capachony, creating a horrible blistering of noises that makes the Toby Dog cry in fearful admiration of his creation's artistic talent and ability to terrify-which, fortunately, don't affect it otherwise as it's in Iron Chef. That honor goes instead to Southfrie, who's Rhythm is 100% obliterated and dies! Then, he decides, in a fit of irony, to use Execute on Zarod! His limbs turn into ridiculously huge axes, and a pathetically small bucket appears right beneath Zarod's head as he is suddenly weakened to the point where he can no longer stand! He still does some kind of undead cackle-he's inversed!
Flowey proceeds to behead Zarod regardless, and deals near-infinite damage. The resulting near-infinite damage makes the Inversed Zarod explode from extreme Life force overload.
Finally, Flowey executes the Mystery Charge, summoning forth a portal to the plane of Elemental Oblivion! Flowey quickly dissasembles the ton of unfortuante Lesser Oblivion Elementals laying there, creating a massive red/blue fireball floating above him! He points at Yuzita, and the massive orb careens into her! Her Coding Devices shield her from the blast completely, in a twist, but when the blast clears, they're gone-Flwoey has 100% obliterated the Coding devices from existence! Yuzita is left with...Well. Not much.
Flowey's rampage is nowhere near over yet! He pulls out Green Thumb, and blasts Mr. Stun Guy for 40,000 damage, Cursing him for 3 turns and the entities directly above and below him, Hezetor and Leona, for 1 turn! The curse is unavoidable-it also increases all incoming damage to minicrit levels while weakening all outgoing damage to half! Almost done, he uses Petal Dance, managing a roll of 3 for targeting, and slamming both existing Nightmare Crystals (they count as 1 entity) to damage the Nightmare twice, as well as smashing up the Boom Drones and Yuzita for an additional 30,000 damage each! Finally, he uncorks Metaphysical, delving into the very code of Reality! Rather than send useless messages through the Update Terminal, as I know some are prone to doing, he just decides to mess with a few values-specifically, the Index number for 'Inversed' and 'Toxin.' All Inversed entities are suddenly badly poisoned instead - the damage increases by a factor of 2 every turn!
Finally, FINALLY, the Monitor doubles its colors and uses the one attack it can: Glitch. It uses it on the weakened Wizened Hag, which kills it through heart attack! The Hag's Cauldron reamins unattended...It will still function as normal, mind, and the Hulk is still trapped.
Way to go Flowey, that took far too much time. This means MORE DELAYS. Exactly what we-wait what.
*UserZero: you've had your fun.
*UserZero: alas, such a shame daddy had to drop these...
UserZero pulls out six colorful hearts-six SOULS. One Yellow, one Cyan, one Green, one Purple, one Dark Blue, and one Orange. Flowey's jaw drops as low as it gets, and the Monitor's two-color face just blankscreens. Quite frankly, Flowey probably expected her to not have such an easy fix immediately available
*UserZero: they remember what you did and what i did by proxy...and they still rally to my call even now.
*UserZero: Enjoy.
UserZero promptly teleports into the SOUL Jars, her massive godmodding powers neutralizing quite literally every attempt Flowey makes at preventing her from reaching them, and gets to work, switching out all six SOULs: Amber for Yellow; Purple for...Other Purple; Green for Jade; Dark Blue for Light Blue; Orange for Maroon; Cyan for Gray. UserZero tosses the souls of the PACT into the air after teleporting out probably because Narrative would NOT let her have such effortless soulkills.The power of the PACT, though now fragmented, still lurks within-the summoners (having been willingly separated...Read, having given me permission to do this in order to speed up the game and not stall on a boss invulnerable 3/5ths of the time), and in practice, they all regain one 50 post charge to use as they naturally Respawn and all related time shenanigans start/end. Omega Flowey, while still practically frozen in shock and fear, remains eerily intact as the new SOULs settle in. They buzz in the jars, clearly irritated by the presence of their 'master.'
UserZero gives him a thumbs down and turns her back.
The original Six SOULS-the ones Flowey had previously used to his ends to become this monstrous form before, ones that rebelled against his madness and helped to stop him, ultimately do the honors again, bypassing all of Flowey's passives to instantly kill him, rebelling and tearing him from his power, and reducing him to less than a Flower-their fury is just enough to know that he had done it again and failed to learn his lesson, and this time, their great DETERMINATION pulled away HIS Determination, literally ripping it from his form. By the time the Six Souls are done and duly depart from the material to reside within Limbo, their long and weary journey at last done, Flowey's last remnant of power-Or Be Killed-hovers above, the remnant of his Determination, fading fast, with one last spark of devastation to flourish. Presumably.
The Coffins Six-who were conditionally immortal, and just had that condition (killing Flowey) fulfilled, dissapear during the carnage without even a scratch.
*UserZero: you can thank me later. or now.
*UserZero: now let's get this dumb show on the road.
Due to what happened, Richard DOES NOT lose HP despite the conditions being met. A one-shot of a boss that's basically due to Narrative (you suspect) and could be reasonably forseen if you paid close attention was not big enough to warrant it.
In case you were wondering, Chara is 100% unaffected. He's here to stay unless you deal with him.
sans, meanwhile, got in another 10 hits, dealing 10,000 damage total to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron! Ampersand takes 7,500 extra damage from being linked to the Throne!
Toby Dog realizes he can't attack Ultra Greed-he's invincible. He attacks Mega Fatty instead. He IS Neutral. 10% integrity damage to Mega Fatty ensures, and the roll damages for an additional 10,000! The Nightmare smacks the Knife Clusters, destroying 2! Dr. Boom rolls a 2 and a 3-first he attacks Vox Asterism and the Nuclear Throne! Asterism dodges; the Throne takes 5,000 damage (and 3,750 to Ampersand)! He then sets off his bombs, dealing 16,000 damage to Yuzita! Yuzita is basically hopeless without her Coding Device, but she slaps Chara's Suit of Knives for 2,000 damage regardless! sans scores 4 more hits, and 4,000 more damage to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron! Ampersand takes an extra 3,000 due to the link!
Dreamy Dark Bowser's right hand respawns! He smashes up the Toby Dog for 20,000 damage, then uses both Summonings! First, a massive shadowy airship blots out the sky as Bowser takes a backseat-the Shy Guy Airtub DX! It immediately fires, finishing off the Toby Dog! Following on this is a horde of lesser creatures, dark replicas of the Koopa Troopa. Bowser starts creating chunks of meat to eat in the background...I'd suggest Iron chef participants remove them from the picture. Quickly. The two remaining players vote on each other's Specials, and use their incredible strength to shove a shovel down Captain falcon's noggin, dealing 40,000 damage! 18STR then suffers through the last of his burn.
The Avenger spawns 10 rookies, and then uses both specials to spawn in more Elite Troops-wait, hold on...OK, OP Scale decrees that, since the six squadmates already present have a total HP of 240,000 HP combined, taking it out of player HP terms, that XCOM will tactically reserve its charge until all members of the previous Squad are dead UNLESS the Avenger is shot down (and the extras will then retreat to fully charge it when it takes off). However, it does pull out its Alien Clone Drop (which has no similar restriction but is still nerfed by OP Scale), summoning 4 Advent MECs! They are not the advanced kind, and are, by DTG's terms, too weak for armor. The 10 pre-existing Rookies attempt to distract Chara...Which is 100% not having an effect. The Psi Operative uses Insanity, but finds that Chara is 100% protected by the Suit of Knives, which is (being inanimate and unthinking) immune to Psionic assault...So they just attack it normally and deal a slightly-boosted 4,000 damage (doubled as compensation for the nerf)! Because of the 'no 2nd Grenadier' thing, the Grenadier just fires regularly (not wanting to unintentionally use his charge), Rupturing the Suit of Knives and dealing 2,000 damage (Rupture on-hit is still pretty big so no damage boost for him).The Sharpshooter Headshots the Suit of Knives for 10,000 damage, then quick Draw's a Knife cluster for 750! The sole Ranger uses Reaper, slashing five Knife Clutsers, because after that the damage is too low to actually do damage (thank Fortified for that), destroying one and burning all of them! Somehow! (Note, if a target is grounded, that constitutes a slash victim for future reference.) Finally, the Specialist heals the Ranger to full and...Misses Chara. Phew.
The stardust sentinel continues doing exactly what it was before, and sans, counting the entire Avenger action as one Entity, managed 5 attacks, dealing 5,000 damage to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron! Ampersand takes an extra 3,750 due to the link!
Ultra Greed's invulnerability wears off! He gets a sudden sensation as if to tell him that, yes, using it multiple times in a row like a piece of garbage is not possible because OP Scale. As such, he just decides to take out as much as possible! First, he uses Bling Volcano! The Shy Guy Airtub, the entire Koopa Troopa and Mega Fatty are all hit-this kills all but one Koopa and Mega Fatty, the latter taking 12,000 damage! Bowser huffs as he takes center stage again...ONly to get hit by ANOTHER Bling Volcano! Bowser takes 9000 damage, while the remaining Koopa is slain and Mega Fatty takes another 12,000 damage! Integrity Check is clean! The Keepers and Gapers that have been sitting there like ducks help kill Mega Fatty! UserZero is getting angry about all but Joshua being alive...
Leictreon is still returning! Vox Asterism uses Chromesthesia, rolling a 3! An Orange Light, a D-note and a brawl later, Asterism has taken 5,000 damage and the Cleric Beast, Tarkus, the Ranger and 18 STR have all taken 10,000 damage, or 3 in Player HP terms! Tarkus has it reduced to 7,500. Star's Phone gathers more data...The Nuclear Throne uses Giga Beam, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage to the Stardust Sentinel-he counterattacks by infusing his Stardust into the Blaster, dealing 16,000 damage right back (and by proxy, 12,000 to Ampersand!). It tehn unleashes its Uranium Turret, barraging the Neutrals for a minicritted 22,500 damage each-specifically, the Boom Drones, Yuzita, and the Nightmare! The Nightmare just spawns a Nightmare Crystal instead, though, but is still Radiated and will keep spawning Nightmare Crystals as if hit. Dr. Boom (and by extension his Boom Drones) are immune to DoT! Tarkus uses Main Cannon Rage, firing his Main Cannons with the REAL Ammunition directly at the Suit of Knives! it takes 25,000 damage! Ampersand is NOT feeling good, and makes the quick switch to copying Vox Asterism (who is strong and healthy and not being murdered by sans) and also attempting Chromesthesia! He rolls a 2-Red/Orange light smashes into the Ranger and Psi Operative, dealing 4 damage each but also giving them a firewall-any further attackers will take damage if they attack them! Ampersand takes 5,000 damage as recoil!
Speaking of harming Ampersand, sans sneaked in six hits for 6,000 damage total to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron!
Captain Falcon, his target suddenly gone, opts to combo up the 1st gateway's energy shield instead, dealing 35,000 damage! The Cleric Beast rips into an ADVENT Mec, killing it! Leona uses Shield of Daybreak on Joshua...Which does LITERALLY no damage due to a combo of Curse and Moonlight, but still stuns Joshua! Mr. Stun Guy uses his Stun Roll, rolling an 8 and a 38, which translates to 17,500 damage (halved from Curse) and stuns to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr and -STRIKE THE EARTH-! Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr translates this into 0 damage, while our Shovel-loving friend takes 2. The Hag's cauldron realizes there's no Hag to go with it, grows legs, leaves, and detonates itself.
Both regular PZ entities are stunned, so...sans sneaks in a 7 for 7,000 damage deal to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Leona and Mr. Stun Guy! He then pauses...Looks like that's it for this turn.
Chara spawns in 5 Knife Clusters, while the ones pre-existing take 1,000 damage total from Burns EACH, then each cut into a living entity! the Cleric Beast, Captain Falcon, Tarkus, the Avenger's Specialists, Vox Asterism, Dr. Boom and the Clockwork blaster dodged-everything else takes roughly 10,000 damage, or 3 in Player HP terms! Then, Chara temselve's gets to work, stabbing Dr. Boom and Tarkus to inflict a condition I'd like to call...
It even bypasses the Aquatarkus passive to do in Tarkus for good! CobaltShade gets a 'coincidental' +5 for contributing that beautiful imagery.
Richard +2s Talist and Pricey, then shouts off various facts regarding programming that are so impossible to comphrehend that Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr loses 5 PhDs just hearing of it. He then tries to snipe sans, but sans dodges.
UserZero +4s all PZ players except Consumer, who she +5s for her new Ascension to the ranks (and her arrival on the field, now that sans has stopped)! She then decides that right now would be the PERFECT time for an impromptu Baptism for the newborn Godmodder...A Baptism of blood, that is. She activates Custodian!
A Dark-red summoning circle hovers overhead, but no-one gets to jump in on the action before it reveals...The (Pre-battle) Congolmerate. Again.
Godmodder477: What?!
Godmodder477: We're fighting this chump again?
The Congolmerate: No.
The Congolmerate: I am simply providing a simple tool.
The Congolmerate drops a single wooden stick, about the size of his mop's handle. UserZero /tps ConsumerOfAll to her, and takes it, wielding it gleefully. You don't get it-immediately, anyways. It's a wooden stick with literally no special properties whatsoever. Not even like Termination, which actually DID have special properties.
Then, just like that, UserZero is GONE. You don't know where she went. The stick is all that's left. Consumer, curiously, picks it up.
Consumer starts glowing red-just darker than pure red. Oh, oh no.
Consumer hears it, in her head, surrounding her, a strength unknown before now, not constraining, but irresistably urging, and with it, an unimaginable, impossible, undying HATE. She loses all control and blanks out.
From our perspective, however, Consumer instead starts grinning a grin almost too wide to her face, then swiftly impales the Cleric Beast with the stick. She starts laughing, absolutely insane-of course, it's UserZero in control and almost everyone knows it.
I'll summate it: UserZero literally proceeds to mop the floor with you all, leaving a massive trail of blood. Whatever got caught in the way was dead. These unfortunate victims include Vox Asterism, all the XCOM units bar the specialists (Bradford indicates he can now summon reinforcements to the Elite Squad with more Elites), -STRIKE THE EARTH-, the Stardust Monolith AND its Blaster, the 1st Gateway's energy shield and control panel (which, as it had summoned nothing that was alive, basically removes it from play), and John! Blood is everywhere. As a final act, Consumer involuntarily takes the contract, shoves it into her mouth, and devours it, shooting a burst of the energies within-Revolution-into the Gasterblasters in the form of a beam, destroying 150 of them!. UserZero then separates from her, oozing off of her like some kind of skin-thin blob that had surrounded her, leaving only a fraction of that crimson glow...Consumer will Crit for her next two actions! It appears as if she's learned something about UserZero...Something at the very least slightly disturbing. Ampersand enters Sandfall, while the Nuclear Throne prepares to, err, resign.
Sans changes patterns to Gastersplosion, again keeping to his new policy of targeting both sides! Seriously-we can afford a small detour on Chara to take him out, right? In anycase, Gastersplosion has a 50% Chance of being dodged automatically, but every attack generates 1 Gasterblaster per successful hit! He sends his less-than-capable-of-instant-killing Gasterblasters at Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, using them to fire off a morse-code message about metaphysics at the doctor to relieve him of 2 PhDs!
The Weather sends a single lightning bolt upon the Nightmare-this generates a Nightmare Crystal and, instead of giving her a stack of MEKHANE, subtracts her ATK bonus by 3,500!
This turn has gone on far too long, but finally, done.
The Itinerary:
[ALL]: Restore Earth! (Great Effort!) (Star ready! Talist ready! One more player needed!)
[GS]: Defend sans! His DPS is insane and if Richard kills him, he'll rank up!
[GS]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimeter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[GS]: Destroy Chara's Suit of Knives! His extreme offensive potential will wipe the floor if not attended to immediately!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: Weaken sans so Richard can rank up. He's too strong and too determined to sway.
[AZ]: Defend Star's Phone so it can gather evidence against UserZero!
[AZ]: Destroy the barrier at the outer perimeter so you can contact the other players! (Effort!)
[AZ]: Destroy Chara's Suit of Knives! His extreme offensive potential will wipe the floor if not attended to immediately!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destory UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Star's Phone! It's gathering evidence against your actions!
[PZ]: Destroy sans before Richard can rank up!
[PZ]: Defend Chara's and his Suit of Knives! His Offensive potential is just what you need to turn this situation around!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 66,500/145,000 EHP. Questioning where her Coding Devices went. Radiation: II
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 177,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III Summoned!
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone-Now With ACTUAL Internet!: 4/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 7.5 turns worth of info thus far. (Data collection multiplier: 1.5)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Attack Kardinal Kazoomeister!
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] Talist: 0/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 0/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 0/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 0/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 0/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Critting for 2 actions!
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Suit of Knives: 121,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x11; 7,130/10,000 x1; 7,500/10,000 x1; 7,880/10,000 x1; 8,250/10,000 HP. Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (105%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
I think I ninja'd you when I posted the summon. :U
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I'm new so I'll survey my surroundings, I've noticed a Chara, a Sans, Knife Clusters, and Minecraft players commanding armies from other games. A Richard and UserZero appear as well. Am I missing anything else important?
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DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time *Saved* + Talist
6/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
40/40 DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
+8 saved
+3 IGU, no hard feelings
I examine the three Archways. If nothing comes up, I examine the desk where the being was. Then I try passing through the archways to see if that will somehow work.
"Seems like Limbo. Haven't been here before. Appears to be wreaking havoc with my powers."
CAPTAIN FALCON GUARDS STAR'S ARMORED PHONE.
Come on! Yes! 3/3 (THIS CAN BE USED ABSURDLY QUICKLY NOW)
Show Me Ya Moves! 5/5
FALCON! PUNCH! 5/8
DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
Two people suddenly appear out of nowhere. One disappears, while the other freezes in place...
"Get away...Get away..."
The Innocent One:
80,000/80,000 HP
No attack
Passive: Cannot be hit by Multitarget moves, and can only be attacked through direct order.
After 3 turns, banishes one entity from the field permanently. Not killing, but can never be used or resummoned.
Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable.
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No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
Winchester Rotomo 150,000 / 150,000 HP (AZ) Rapid Rondo: IIIII (Does large damage to a group of entities)
That's him. I summoned him not too long ago.
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[RP AND ATTACKS]
Now, for the enemy we actually care about. sans. Killing us players every other turn? That's just rude. Dealing over 100,000 AoE damage per turn? That's even worse. I've ignored you for now, as dealing with the Coffins and the Imperator has been a lot more important, but now, you must die.
ConsumerOfAll: sans. ConsumerOfAll: you've been, very, very, annoying. ConsumerOfAll: now to off you. ConsumerOfAll: this is as much rankskipping as richy, but i need you dead for non rankup reasons.
The grief reforms around the Conglomerate's stick, before time stops. I make time duplicates of Chara's knives, before surrounding sans with them. Time resumes, and sans predictable dodges, but wait, that's not it!
I put a knife on top of my head, and throw it down at me. Reality then shifts around me and sans, and we swap positions. That was too easy to dodge for a hope of sans getting hit. Let's fix that. I throw the scythe-stick at sans, and time begins to distort around him, before it completely freezes time in the area that he happens to be in. I take another time cloned knife, and attempt to copy Chara, swinging my knife in a long arc, connecting directly with sans. More reality warping stimulates Chara's aura of killing intent, and the massive damage attack connects with his body, which he probably avoids, due to still being over 100% evasiveness. However, the killing intent, combined with the hatred still coursing through my body is enough to badly effect sans' mind. He slows down slightly. I swing again, Chara-style. This time, the world around sans, shifts, and a scene can be played.
The human stands near Papyrus. He tries to tell her to change her ways. She doesn't listen. sans has already seen this. He knows what happens next, right?
Not entirely. The human, using a knife instead of the gloves, stabs Papyrus. Usually, he would be instantly reduced to dust. Here, however, she continues to cut through Papyrus. He yelps, and pleads for mercy. sans sees the pain his brother is in, and tries to step in, impaling the human with a bone, and the illusion breaks, and sans realised that he just stabbed a voodoo doll of himself, created using Reality magic at the beginning of the illusion. The damage taken transfers to himself, and where he impaled the human, sans feels pain, sheer pain. Sure, being over 100% means that he will evade it, but still, that has to hurt. While sans is in pain, I realise that he's probably pretending to be in pain, and stab him in the skull with the scythe.
Barrier:
A charge is complete. What to do with this? I could change the Terrain or Weather, but I don't have many ideas for that, apart from a summoning one. I could summon something, but sans would murder it in five turns. On the other hand, Chara is very vulnerable, and very much a glass cannon. Let's fix that.
More time clones of Chara's knives appear, rotating around me. I telekinetically arrange them into rings, and move them around Chara's Suit of Knives. I repeat this, until knives surround Chara similarly to Twichy's Red Array of Death.
ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Chara, can you put your murderous intent into these knives? ConsumerOfAll: Oh, I have my normal text back. ConsumerOfAll: Yay.
I then enchant the knives, first of all to rotate quickly around Chara, and second, to have some godmodding energy in them, usable to block attacks more efficiently, and finally, to regenerate. I then use more magic to bind the Shield to part of Chara's lifeforce or SOUL, whatever is more easily usable. If she doesn't like it, she can unbind it and dispell it. An attack aimed at the Suit promptly hits the Shield. This is excellent.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 13/30 (+3 from piono, if still usable due to the cancellation of Elemental Ascendance) ============================== Magical Theories 33/50 (+2 from Battlefury) ================================================== Barrier 50/50 COMPLETE! (+1 from Battlefury, +5 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (12/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (8/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (8/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
Remember the Void Shield? This is extremely similar to it, blocking attacks that are sufficiently weak, but faling to penetrate sufficiently strong enough attacks. Unlike it, there is a penalty to fail to penetrate past it. All attacks that fail to penetrate will cause the murderous intent to spike up, and deal moderate (~10,000) damage to the attacker. Oh, you say, we only have to kill it once? That's what the Soulbinding I mentioned earlier is for, as long as Chara, in either of her forms, is alive, this won't disappear at zero health, and continue to regenerate. Have fun, vulnerable players!
(I genuinely didn't get that Uzi was in the stick until a while back. Still, it's now one of my weapons, and I will keep it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 7/16
Greater Orb of Earth 7/11
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
24/50 for Initiation
+2 to revan, +1 to xslayer
Oh, derp. I'd already posted my guy's intro. My new one was way better, I should have gone back and edited it.
*sigh* oh well. Anyways, repost because I'm an idiot and it was splitdop time.
Saving my action for when the EotB comes out.
((Revan, play the tape))
The OP King appears, looks at the spot, looks at the chairs made for the others, and even though all that can be seen is a silhouette, you would swear you could see the OP King cracking a grin. There is the sound of a finger snap, followed by the sudden apparition of the most majestic throne, very explicitly designed with the intention of antagonizing other movie-goers with a message of "My chair is better than yours." Funnily enough, godmodding attempts bounce off of it.
It seems that this particular instance is insignificant enough that the OP Scale isn't kicking in to prevent the OP King's overwhelming overpoweredness from beating out anyone who might try to one-up them in this case.
Looks like they win this particular game of one-upsmanship (that is, of course, assuming that anyone else tries to interfere with the throne). Or do they? Upon realizing that they can't actually destroy the OP King's throne, everyone else begins spending their time trying to make their own movie seat bigger and better! They can't let this smug git get the better of them!
But every time they look back, the OP King's theatre seat is bigger and more impressive, the second or third time, a Flowey screen has been added, specifically for the sake of giving the OP King something to visually laugh at the others with.
After someone gets fed up with it around the fifth or sixth time around the flowey screen turns out to NOT be invincible like the rest of the chair, but you know.
This competition results in everyone spending the EotB (and portions of the main update) building up their chairs instead of actually doing their actions or listening to the exposition. If revan plays the tape like I hope he does, randomly interrupt actions throughout the update, or even lock down the entire thing if you want to give yourself a breather and have an infodumpdate instead while everyone's busy wasting time on movie theatre seats.
Meanwhile...
The elemental (Sigh... Elemental Ascendance ain't happening now. This guy's not going to get a proper introduction for a long time now.) continues to swirl it's energy. It is steadily growing in power, although it is still very clearly incomplete.
It picks up a large rock and throws it at Chara. Chara slices through it with a knife-or not
Instead, the rock, having been compressed through the application of gratuitous earth majjycks was dense enough that many of the knives in the knife suit instead just sort of broke, and the rock smashed its way through a very large chunk of metal slicey things before it was finally ground to dust.
I proceed to switch to PZ and offer UserZero a very large beef bowl (With cabbage, of course) while talking about MURDERS with her. But first I proceed to ask her if she wants an stupider-looking boss, because she needs them (Stupid-looking=Powerful). I proceed to summon a really tough dominatrix banana...I then reveal that I was lying about switching to her side right after the beef bowl reveals it's true nature: It is a portal to the meat dimension (That also comes with cabbage. Everything in this post has cabbage for some reason)...which turns out to look like a tropical paradise made out of meat. In fact, the sights, specially the beaches and shores, are beautiful even to those who don't like this kind of aesthetic. The trees look like their leaves are made out of beef steaks, or, to shorten it, Fsteaks.
While there, UserZero has to engage her own shadow archetype, who claims to be her true self...And she is a life-loving, pacifistic, kind person who doesn't have issues with anyone but can still kick RENOVATE anyone's rear end.
Said archetype can't be really destroyed: The only way to get rid of it is to accept the traits it embodies in an excessively exaggerated fashion, which UserZero won't do.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
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I notice that nobody has summoned an one-post summon that is both silly and immensely amusing lately.
So i summon one, for kicks and LOL's.
[PZ] Yummy Coffee. 10000/10000. Causes whoever kills it to be stunned by yummyness. An entity can drink it for an extra action for two turns. Drinking will take place before killing, because i love time paradoxs and we need more of them. Oh, and it tastes disgusting to [AZ]'s and [GS]
ithen give the OPking's chair an HP bar and attack power of 1,000,000. This sheer level of OPness causes the OPscale to fire it's conceptual laser eyes at it, melting it with the power of being a concept. Then, i pull out a chair made of extremely fluffy dog blocks, made from compressed compressed dog blocks, with a dog blanket, made from an extremely fluffy dog pelt, and dog 4d glasses, which are made of dog plastic and dogscape sand puppys. Before long, my DOG antics shall soon spread to this battlefield. Muahahhaha. I then sit down in my chair, with my dog blanket, and wearing my dog 4d glasses.
Did i just say that out loud? Meh, who cares.
i then proceed to point out that ampll's attack will probably fail on the ground of his betrayal not being dramatic enough to change his allegiance for real, and while that might not be a problem in any other case, it is in a game where their is no fourth wall, and the fifth wall is practically a crumbling ruin.
I then proceed to notice the lack of a wall
battlefury13: hold on, is this thing boardcasting to the entire server
battlefury13: here we go.
battlefury13: ....
battlefury13: again, i advise you to stay away from the ruins of the wall within 5000 blocks of the big tree.
battlefury13: no seriously.
battlefury13: you all saw that wall, now someone went and rekt it.
battlefury13: in case you are wondering what is behind that wall, i would best describe it as a recently weakened due to retgonning genocial flower, a massive planet of spice, multiple creatures of immense powers, reality warpers, paradoxes, two godmodders fighting, one of which is an omega plus, a genocidal one-hitting boss, a dog that causes you to glitch out, a large amount of high-to-low functioning sociopaths that are hyperpowered by the narrative and conflict, are immortal...
battlefury13: oh, right. there is also a skeleton killing a bunch of drunken idiots who thought having an HP bar was a good idea. luckily the neutrals are not getting attacked, so my "investment" is safe.
battlefury13: plus, chances are your gonna die a lot.
battlefury13: and even if you do avoid that battle, a lot of hostile entitys and such are roaming the territory, not to mention the massive holes in the landscape, month's old landmines, unused superweapons, various dud nukes that will probably go off, rotting entity corpses, deadly shifts in terrain
battlefury13: not to mention the alpha godmodder. hes cool.
====Toby Dog====
Continue murdering Ultra Greed. If he dies, end the cooking contest on the grounds that the Toby Dog is commanded by a [PZ], and therefore is defacto a [PZ] with a dejure [N] label. If patch quilt is reddyfreddy, use on self.
Also, Ultra Greed's Integrity should be lower since the Toby Dog had a double action on the round Dummied out was used, but only used one of those actions in the EoTB.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (13/13)
TWIN SHEARS OF LEVIATHAN: Two sets of shears, made of the finest electrum, that glow slightly green. The wielder is able to call upon the powers of the sin of Envy, stab people and manipulate others' envy with them.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (8/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (5/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (1/13)
Project M13b-ON THE OTHER SIDE (50/50) (Refund)
Project M12-The Typographer (35/50) (+1 compensation)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (3/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Story/Entity
It so happened that Yuzita's files also contained her primary lifeforce. Without any time to switch over, her life-force was obliterated, and she collapsed onto the ground. It also just so happens the Resurrector 2.0 had encountered an error and was unable to revive her.
Three universes away, in Delta-Lojbanic Empire III, a small, undeletable file appears on a computer system, named "HLV_107.spirit".
Suddenly, a portal opens up out of nowhere and out pops a giant ship, the NSM Radar Overseer II. It allies itself with Richard.
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
Diarrhea Death Ray: 3-charge. The power of a captured Diarrhea Death Star incarnation, upgraded to actually work, is unleashed upon 3 targets. They take low to medium damage.
EAS Tones Cannon: 4-charge. The hearing tests of Dr. AT88TV are weaponized and levied against a single target, dealing high damage.
Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: 8-charge. The full power of the Orbital ROFL Laser, condensed into a weapon the size of a soccer ball. Deals massive damage to a single target.
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
Highway Storm: 3-charge. Air-drops Highway Cookies onto 3 entities, crushing them under tons of asphalt, concrete and Windows Vista. Deals high damage to them.
Highway Cascade: 4-charge. Unleashes a heavy-duty Highway Cannon, dealing high damage to a single target.
Information Ray: 8-charge. Fires a massive ray of information at a target, wiping their mind and dealing massive damage.
I then place these restrictions:
When the NSM Radar Overseer X is destroyed while the RSM Information Robot X is alive, all AZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
When the RSM Information Robot X is destroyed while the NSM Radar Overseer X is alive, all PZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
The NSM Radar Overseer X must get more yes votes than no votes from AZ players in a turn to use its specials. The NSM Radar Overseer X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The RSM Information Robot X must get more yes votes than no votes from PZ players in a turn to use its specials. The RSM Information Robot X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The NSM Radar Overseer X can only attack PZ entities.
The RSM Information Robot X can only attack AZ entities.
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A shadowy silhouette appears near Ker
Priest? I could not wait for you to fall asleep so I can communicate with you, instead I sent my will on the Battleground. I am sorry to tell you this, but the plan is cancelled, we are going back to the original one.
What about Gaster?
He is still not working with us. It would not work anyway, because there are about 5 entities from Undertale. If you were to summon one more, not to mention it's shattered in reality itself, it would fall under the Curse of Repetetiveness.
Alright, so back to the plan with you, Nihilus and Uroboros. But what about the Elemental Ascendance?
They disbanded, because I told them one secret: User Zero and the Council of Godmodders is going to dissolve Omega Flowey back into the six masochists. Better for everyone, I guess.
The figure disappeared. Ker continued walking near the Movie Projection place, and then he notices the NSM Radar Overseer X. He attempts to use one of the levitation spells to get on it's top, then spam-uses the Oblivion Aura spell that he created using the Ars Magica II mod* while running all over it, then proceeds to find it's core/engine/fuel tanks and stab it 5 times with his Obsidian Sword.
*The recipe is Self>Duration x3>Firestorm>Damage x3>Blizzard>Damage x3>Starstrike>Damage x3>Color:Black
If anyone wants to know how I got the 6/50 on all charges, it's 4 from the EA + 5 from first update + 5 from the second update + 3 from Uzi divided by 3.
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[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara, and/or the suit of knives if it gets in the way. or both.]
[ACTIONS: it is now time for: big return to DTG0 attack: ROCKETFIRE!
"hey guys! remember the model rocket warning? heres what i was warning about!"
suddenly, a light blue wave is emitted from my body and expands across the battlefield, materializing protection
from the coming attack for all [AZ] players and entities (and richard) that lasts for the rest of this action. when the wave
reaches chara, a big rocket engine forms above his(or her? whatever chara is) head. actually, its a huge rocket engine. no, a
MASSIVE one! the biggest engine ever created! to get a scale for its sheer giantness, the hight of the nozzle
alone is as tall as a saturn V!! and on top of the engine is an equally massive fuel tank! all this being held up
by 2 giant metal support towers. everyone on the battlefield stop and stares in awe at it...
until several moments later. as chara looks up into the huge dome that is the rocket nozzle, he has
only time to think 'uh-oh' before an epic blast of rocketfire burns chara alive to a crisp as a great roar,
so loud and powerful it instantly obliterates everyone's eardrums as the engines firing shakes the ground
stronger than any earthquake in previous history! the fire blasts forth from where chara iswas standing,
absolutely BATHING the whole battlefield in rocketfire that blasts away everything down to the bedrock and
burns everyone down to the bone, and anyone who is already bones is burned down to the bonemarrow!
the rocket engine is so powerful the support structures cant take it, and with loud metal groans and snaps and steel
twisting and bending sounds, the rocket and its fuel tank, WITH 'support' structures still stuck on the sides,
starts slooowly ascending into the sky, still blasting the battlefield and sterilizing it of all unprotected life
during blastoff, finally reaches the edge of the atmosphere above the new bedrock plains. and then the engine
shuts off. if, by some miracle, chara actually SURVIVED up til now, he again has enough
time to look up again and think 'uh-oh..' before the whole thing, with plenty of unburnt fuel left in the tank,
slams back into his face, all of it blowing up in an even more massive fireball that AGAIN bathes the remains
of the battlebedrockfield in rocketfire and AGAIN burns everyone to the bone and/or bone marrow and AGAIN renders any surviving
land to bedrock!! and if by some incredible holy miracle above, chara STILL SURVIVES, i add one final thing:
i stick a tiny hobby model solid rocket motor in whats left of his face and burns it with the motor.
take that.
this, people, is my epic return attack. and with that. the charred, burnt, brown-boned, crispy, soot-faced, most likely
very very dead corpse of chara turns red and falls side first into the glowing light-gray hot and hard bedrock and vanishes
in a puff of ashy smoke. unless he still survived but hopefully not!
any overkill damage goes to chara his/herself if the suit of knives got in the way and was obliterated, and if chara didnt survive, overkill
damage is converted into a pure pulse of power and sent at UserZero.]
[OTHER: i have been saving this in a notepad file since my previous post here before the update.]
Hmmm, okay... I hug Mr. Stun Guy. Specifically, I give him an ANTI-STUN hug, which makes him so very not-stunned and capable, he takes damage, as it goes against his very nature!
Many issues right now. But I am a super-advanced AI, so I can attempt to address them all.
Problem 1: Richard isn't dead, and is vulnerable.
Solution 1: Put a bot in his ear that drills into it and then implants speakers. Then, unleash the entire brass band (including the infamous Tuba) into his ear.
Problem 2: UserZero isn't dead, and is vulnerable because she forgot to make herself invulnerable.
Solution 2: Send a Minecraft Forums Drone in to use its Curse ability to Curse UserZero with the "Curse of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The {REDACTED} Center Of SCP-173?", which forces UserZero to lick SCP-173 until she either dies or gets to its center (50% of the predicted deaths are from neck snap, and 50% are from starvation). Oh, and the center is probably even nastier.
Problem 3: Sans is about to be vulnerable, and needs protection.
Solution 3: Send four XCOM Rookies to him, who will provide him with Redshirts to defend himself with (since Redshirts have to all die before any heroes do).
Problem 4: UserZero's overpoweredness continues, with her newest trick being an outright one-shot of a 350 post boss (OOC: I get the reasoning for it, but what exactly is EXOS supposed to think?).
Solution 4: Continue development of the Cataclysm Shield to protect our entities from having their abilities ignored. Unfortunately, this will take a while.
Problem 5: Chara is still present.
Solution 5: Invent a new magic spell called Knives to Gummy Bears, and use it on her Suit of Knives. Though it only actually converts a few knives (even though the spell was designed to mess with Knife Nuts, it doesn't work against thousands of knives), the knives that are converted happen to be very important linkages in the thing.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth completed!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
18/50 for Initiation
Suddenly, a glass orb of earth launches out of nowhere and flies into the middle of the storm of elemental energy and dissolves, the energy that was swirling pulses, pulses again. then again. Then again. Like a heartbeat.
And then it explodes outwards and reforms into a singular being. It seems to echo with power beyond what is actually in it.
It is oddly intimidating, even though it seems to just be a meager earth elemental, and an incomplete one at that.
A small handful of people among the small handful that were paying attention recognize why it seems to powerful.
It is feeding off of the Descendant energy flowing through the Battlefield, empowering it, reverbrating it, channeling it.
On its own, this figure may not ever ammount to much.
But if others use it, this elemental may become the center of a storm of destruction.
It slowly hovers over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
God of air:13/50(compensation charge +5 and other compensation so another +5 also i charged to 3 this turn
The rainbow cracks start to form a a smile
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 6/6 Done.
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 10/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 9/13
Double-Sided Axe && Spear = Axe + Poke 1/???
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 28/50
It's Just a Game 7/50
Save the World... Sort of 27/50 (+5 from TNT, +1 from ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST)
Redstone ABSCONDS into Uzi.
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The Hoodie is effortlessly cut to pieces by the Suit of Knives-which wasn't budging to a mere hoodie anyways. Chara doesn't respond at all, and has a 50% chance to not be a boy, at least. The bananas are obliterated by the Anti-Popcorn Turret!
Who's Winchester? Mettaton will do as you say.
...I really think you didn't understand what I meant by reposting.
Welcome back! the answer to your question is Chara.
UserZero is, by your word, unharmed!
5 damage to the Kardinal Kazoomeister!
Uh, you do this.
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter = The Grimdarkemiter (Level 10: 1/11)
Well, this ought to be interesting.
17,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Uh, what.
Nothing happens, as the Curse of Repetetivenesstm Just stops you cold as you've literally repeated your actions!
8,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives!
Flowey completely no-sells it all with a trollface! You settle for smashing up the vulnerable entiteis who compose the pact; this does 4 damage to both Crystal and Generic!
Uh, what film are we playing? The 1st one? Hoo boy that'll take a while.
A note: Playing the Tape will null ALL EoTB actions, even Godmodder actions, in exchange for a one-time information dump. These tapes are powerful for that reason alone-this is seriosuly powerful exposition right here. It's enough to kill a man if they're weak to it.
Important stuff has to happen this turn (you'll see) but I'll ask confirmation of it next turn.
Flowey was never going to listen to you at all, and unless you had complete control (IE your soul was out) wouldn't be doing that anyways! You're, er-hem, "IDIOTS" for throwing yourselves to the altar so willingly; why should he take your advice? Plus he doesn't care. He'll treat it as general guidelines.
Fenris will do as you say.
Sadly we have long passed it.
My general term for Ether is the base component of souls.
You notice Chara's true self is NOT similing. Indeed, he/she/it/tem looks...Quite antagonized by something, but isn't sure what, and fails to respond.
UserZero whispers the answer to you instead.
You heal the Suit of Knives for 19,000 HP!
This is your third post! Nullified!
-INSERT XCANO'S POST HERE BECAUSE WHATEVER FORMATTING HE USED DID NOT AGREE WITH MCF.-
I don't know what happened there. In any case, Welcome back!
Alpha is a dangerous name. Trust me. In any case, Welcome!
Ho hum.
Uh, OK then?
sans has managed to hit Fenris Sun-Eater, Zarod, the Light Magician, the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Mettaton EX, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, Talist, Crystalcat, Toast, the Golem, the Wizened Hag and its Cauldron, Meguca and the Witch, Kardinal Kazoomeister, Southfrie and Engie! His total damage is...50 to all 'Player HP' entities, which is more than enough to instantly kill ALL of them, and 50,000 damage over 50 attacks to all regular Entities!
Because I am lazyAs a mercy, the posts of the deceased this turn count, but you still need to respawn. This means, in order: Mettaton EX, Talist, Crystalcat, the golem, toast, the Meguca and the Witch, Kardinal Kazoomeister and Engie have all died! The GS push the PZs back, taking 20 distance to Yggdrasil! Fortunately for Zarod, this is Inverted to 50,000 HP of life instead. Ampersand, due to being linked, takes an additional 37,500 damage!Dreamy Dark Bowser's right hand respawns! He smashes up the Toby Dog for 20,000 damage, then uses both Summonings! First, a massive shadowy airship blots out the sky as Bowser takes a backseat-the Shy Guy Airtub DX! It immediately fires, finishing off the Toby Dog! Following on this is a horde of lesser creatures, dark replicas of the Koopa Troopa. Bowser starts creating chunks of meat to eat in the background...I'd suggest Iron chef participants remove them from the picture. Quickly. The two remaining players vote on each other's Specials, and use their incredible strength to shove a shovel down Captain falcon's noggin, dealing 40,000 damage! 18STR then suffers through the last of his burn.
The Avenger spawns 10 rookies, and then uses both specials to spawn in more Elite Troops-wait, hold on...OK, OP Scale decrees that, since the six squadmates already present have a total HP of 240,000 HP combined, taking it out of player HP terms, that XCOM will tactically reserve its charge until all members of the previous Squad are dead UNLESS the Avenger is shot down (and the extras will then retreat to fully charge it when it takes off). However, it does pull out its Alien Clone Drop (which has no similar restriction but is still nerfed by OP Scale), summoning 4 Advent MECs! They are not the advanced kind, and are, by DTG's terms, too weak for armor. The 10 pre-existing Rookies attempt to distract Chara...Which is 100% not having an effect. The Psi Operative uses Insanity, but finds that Chara is 100% protected by the Suit of Knives, which is (being inanimate and unthinking) immune to Psionic assault...So they just attack it normally and deal a slightly-boosted 4,000 damage (doubled as compensation for the nerf)! Because of the 'no 2nd Grenadier' thing, the Grenadier just fires regularly (not wanting to unintentionally use his charge), Rupturing the Suit of Knives and dealing 2,000 damage (Rupture on-hit is still pretty big so no damage boost for him).The Sharpshooter Headshots the Suit of Knives for 10,000 damage, then quick Draw's a Knife cluster for 750! The sole Ranger uses Reaper, slashing five Knife Clutsers, because after that the damage is too low to actually do damage (thank Fortified for that), destroying one and burning all of them! Somehow! (Note, if a target is grounded, that constitutes a slash victim for future reference.) Finally, the Specialist heals the Ranger to full and...Misses Chara. Phew.
The stardust sentinel continues doing exactly what it was before, and sans, counting the entire Avenger action as one Entity, managed 5 attacks, dealing 5,000 damage to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron! Ampersand takes an extra 3,750 due to the link!
Ultra Greed's invulnerability wears off! He gets a sudden sensation as if to tell him that, yes, using it multiple times in a row like a piece of garbage is not possible because OP Scale. As such, he just decides to take out as much as possible! First, he uses Bling Volcano! The Shy Guy Airtub, the entire Koopa Troopa and Mega Fatty are all hit-this kills all but one Koopa and Mega Fatty, the latter taking 12,000 damage! Bowser huffs as he takes center stage again...ONly to get hit by ANOTHER Bling Volcano! Bowser takes 9000 damage, while the remaining Koopa is slain and Mega Fatty takes another 12,000 damage! Integrity Check is clean! The Keepers and Gapers that have been sitting there like ducks help kill Mega Fatty! UserZero is getting angry about all but Joshua being alive...
Leictreon is still returning! Vox Asterism uses Chromesthesia, rolling a 3! An Orange Light, a D-note and a brawl later, Asterism has taken 5,000 damage and the Cleric Beast, Tarkus, the Ranger and 18 STR have all taken 10,000 damage, or 3 in Player HP terms! Tarkus has it reduced to 7,500. Star's Phone gathers more data...The Nuclear Throne uses Giga Beam, dealing a minicritted 30,000 damage to the Stardust Sentinel-he counterattacks by infusing his Stardust into the Blaster, dealing 16,000 damage right back (and by proxy, 12,000 to Ampersand!). It tehn unleashes its Uranium Turret, barraging the Neutrals for a minicritted 22,500 damage each-specifically, the Boom Drones, Yuzita, and the Nightmare! The Nightmare just spawns a Nightmare Crystal instead, though, but is still Radiated and will keep spawning Nightmare Crystals as if hit. Dr. Boom (and by extension his Boom Drones) are immune to DoT! Tarkus uses Main Cannon Rage, firing his Main Cannons with the REAL Ammunition directly at the Suit of Knives! it takes 25,000 damage! Ampersand is NOT feeling good, and makes the quick switch to copying Vox Asterism (who is strong and healthy and not being murdered by sans) and also attempting Chromesthesia! He rolls a 2-Red/Orange light smashes into the Ranger and Psi Operative, dealing 4 damage each but also giving them a firewall-any further attackers will take damage if they attack them! Ampersand takes 5,000 damage as recoil!
Speaking of harming Ampersand, sans sneaked in six hits for 6,000 damage total to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Lenora, Mr. Stun Guy, and the Cauldron!
Captain Falcon, his target suddenly gone, opts to combo up the 1st gateway's energy shield instead, dealing 35,000 damage! The Cleric Beast rips into an ADVENT Mec, killing it! Leona uses Shield of Daybreak on Joshua...Which does LITERALLY no damage due to a combo of Curse and Moonlight, but still stuns Joshua! Mr. Stun Guy uses his Stun Roll, rolling an 8 and a 38, which translates to 17,500 damage (halved from Curse) and stuns to Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr and -STRIKE THE EARTH-! Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr translates this into 0 damage, while our Shovel-loving friend takes 2. The Hag's cauldron realizes there's no Hag to go with it, grows legs, leaves, and detonates itself.
Both regular PZ entities are stunned, so...sans sneaks in a 7 for 7,000 damage deal to the Nuclear Throne, Tarkus, Ampersand, Leona and Mr. Stun Guy! He then pauses...Looks like that's it for this turn.
Chara spawns in 5 Knife Clusters, while the ones pre-existing take 1,000 damage total from Burns EACH, then each cut into a living entity! the Cleric Beast, Captain Falcon, Tarkus, the Avenger's Specialists, Vox Asterism, Dr. Boom and the Clockwork blaster dodged-everything else takes roughly 10,000 damage, or 3 in Player HP terms! Then, Chara temselve's gets to work, stabbing Dr. Boom and Tarkus to inflict a condition I'd like to call...
It even bypasses the Aquatarkus passive to do in Tarkus for good! CobaltShade gets a 'coincidental' +5 for contributing that beautiful imagery.
Richard +2s Talist and Pricey, then shouts off various facts regarding programming that are so impossible to comphrehend that Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr loses 5 PhDs just hearing of it. He then tries to snipe sans, but sans dodges.
UserZero +4s all PZ players except Consumer, who she +5s for her new Ascension to the ranks (and her arrival on the field, now that sans has stopped)! She then decides that right now would be the PERFECT time for an impromptu Baptism for the newborn Godmodder...A Baptism of blood, that is. She activates Custodian!
A Dark-red summoning circle hovers overhead, but no-one gets to jump in on the action before it reveals...The (Pre-battle) Congolmerate. Again.
Godmodder477: What?!
Godmodder477: We're fighting this chump again?
The Congolmerate: No.
The Congolmerate: I am simply providing a simple tool.
The Congolmerate drops a single wooden stick, about the size of his mop's handle. UserZero /tps ConsumerOfAll to her, and takes it, wielding it gleefully. You don't get it-immediately, anyways. It's a wooden stick with literally no special properties whatsoever. Not even like Termination, which actually DID have special properties.
Then, just like that, UserZero is GONE. You don't know where she went. The stick is all that's left. Consumer, curiously, picks it up.
Consumer starts glowing red-just darker than pure red. Oh, oh no.
Consumer hears it, in her head, surrounding her, a strength unknown before now, not constraining, but irresistably urging, and with it, an unimaginable, impossible, undying HATE. She loses all control and blanks out.
From our perspective, however, Consumer instead starts grinning a grin almost too wide to her face, then swiftly impales the Cleric Beast with the stick. She starts laughing, absolutely insane-of course, it's UserZero in control and almost everyone knows it.
I'll summate it: UserZero literally proceeds to mop the floor with you all, leaving a massive trail of blood. Whatever got caught in the way was dead. These unfortunate victims include Vox Asterism, all the XCOM units bar the specialists (Bradford indicates he can now summon reinforcements to the Elite Squad with more Elites), -STRIKE THE EARTH-, the Stardust Monolith AND its Blaster, the 1st Gateway's energy shield and control panel (which, as it had summoned nothing that was alive, basically removes it from play), and John! Blood is everywhere. As a final act, Consumer involuntarily takes the contract, shoves it into her mouth, and devours it, shooting a burst of the energies within-Revolution-into the Gasterblasters in the form of a beam, destroying 150 of them!. UserZero then separates from her, oozing off of her like some kind of skin-thin blob that had surrounded her, leaving only a fraction of that crimson glow...Consumer will Crit for her next two actions! It appears as if she's learned something about UserZero...Something at the very least slightly disturbing. Ampersand enters Sandfall, while the Nuclear Throne prepares to, err, resign.
Sans changes patterns to Gastersplosion, again keeping to his new policy of targeting both sides! Seriously-we can afford a small detour on Chara to take him out, right? In anycase, Gastersplosion has a 50% Chance of being dodged automatically, but every attack generates 1 Gasterblaster per successful hit! He sends his less-than-capable-of-instant-killing Gasterblasters at Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr, using them to fire off a morse-code message about metaphysics at the doctor to relieve him of 2 PhDs!
The Weather sends a single lightning bolt upon the Nightmare-this generates a Nightmare Crystal and, instead of giving her a stack of MEKHANE, subtracts her ATK bonus by 3,500!
This turn has gone on far too long, but finally, done.
The Itinerary:
Terrain: Diner (+1s all entity charges per turn).
Weather: Blasted Sacred Hammer (Shoots lightning at 1-3 entities per turn)
[??? BOSS] Omega Flowey: 0/0 HP. Or Be Killed: I
[N] 2nd Gateway: "Indestructible." Control Panel busted! Giving +25% HP, Def and Atk to Joshua!
[N] The Nightmare: 2/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 24,500). Radiation: II Nightmare Crystal: 1.
[N] Yuzita Rukura: 66,500/145,000 EHP. Questioning where her Coding Devices went. Radiation: II
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[GS] Dark Dreamy Bowser: 33,400/90,000 HP (Multiplier: .75; 1.50 when Right arm is down). Left Arm: 13,500/13,500 HP. Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead) Entity Grab: II Right Arm: 17,800/17,800 HP. Guards Dark Bowser's weakpoints! Respawns in 2 turns after death (unless Dreamy Bowser is dead!). Triple action altogether-shorten it by removing his limbs! Shy Guy Airtub Summoning: IIIII Dreamy Minion Horde Summoning: IIIIIIII Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Action: Activate both summons!
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 1/20 HP. Real Man: III
[GS] The Avenger: 177,000/200,000 HP. Airborn. Spawns 10 Rookies every turn. Docking Bay: Empty. Elite Squad Drop: II Alien Clone Drop: III Scientific Progression: III Defend This House: III PAUSED, NOT SHOT DOWN.
Specialists: 7/10 HP x2. Passive healing.
[GS] Stardust Monolith: 27,000/50,000 HP. Stardust Sentinel: III Summoned!
[GS] John: 12/15 HP. Current forme: Beast. 10% Minicrit Chance, 75% Minicrit Chain chance. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 7,500/150,000 HP. 72% Integrity! At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, gets 2 attacks. Bank: 24/150 Pennies. Purchases: Bling Cleansing, Bling Volcano. Iron Chef participant, can't be touched by non-participants, help or otherwise! Keepers: 7,500/7,500 HP x4. Greed Gapers: 1,000/1,000 x 20. Red: Double Action!
[AZ] Leictreon: 4/4 HP. 120% Position Uncertainty, 830% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 3/5 (GS-GS-NU) Primed Matter: 1/5 (PZ'). Star: I (Separated from Battlefield)
[AZ] Star's Armored Phone-Now With ACTUAL Internet!: 4/10. Can only take 2 damage per attack. Gathers data against UserZero until death! Data collection: 7.5 turns worth of info thus far. (Data collection multiplier: 1.5)
[AZ] The Nuclear Throne: 0/200,000 HP. Resignation: I
[AZ] &mpersand: 19,500/194,000 HP. Can mimic entities. Mimicing: N/A. Struggle Count: 0. Good Memory: III Bad Memory: III Merge: IIIII Entering Sandfall form!
[AZ] Captain Falcon: 235,000/275,000 HP. Upon death, Star is pulled from the [DATA EXPUNGED]QUEST. Show Me Ya Moves: IIIII Come On! Yes!: III FALCON PUNCH!: IIIIIIII Action: Attack Kardinal Kazoomeister!
[AZ] Leona: 78,000/170,000 HP. Moon is out! Changes between Sun and Moon every turn. Shield of Daybreak: II Eclipse: IIII Solar Flare: IIIIIII
[AZ] Mr. Stun Guy: 128,000/220,000 HP. 20% chance of stun per attack. Cape Obtained! Let's Stun Em: IIIIII Action: Stun Roll on Kardinal Kazoomeister and the Hulk! Cursed: II
[AZ] Hezetor: 20/20 HP. 3 Armor. Hyper-Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII). Cursed: I
[AZ] Talist: 0/25 HP +1 Regen per turn.. Mood: N/A (2/3 Mind.).
[AZ] crystalcat: 0/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail
[AZ] Toast: 0/20 HP. Currently Red.
[AZ] The Golem: 0/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[PZ] Joshua: 19/19 HP. Lives: 1. Element: Oblivion. Automatically avoids sans attacks due to salt. Mystery Charge: IIIII
[PZ] Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr: 18/35 PhDs. 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999/999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 HP. Peppershaker: II Forbidden Factoids: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 0/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ-a] ConsumerOfAll: 20/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Critting for 2 actions!
[PZ-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Chara, the Angel of Genocide: 9,999/9,999 HP. Attacks: 2. Knife Cluster Spawns: 6 (+1 per turn).
Suit of Knives: 121,000/444,000 HP.
Knife Clusters: 9,000/10,000 HP x11; 7,130/10,000 x1; 7,500/10,000 x1; 7,880/10,000 x1; 8,250/10,000 HP. Burn: I Fortified: I
[AZ-g] Godmodder477: 24/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 110/150 HP. Huntdown: IIIII
[GS-G] sans: 1/5 HP. Aggrivatingly Evasive (105%). Current Target: PZ+AZ Current Pattern: Gastersplosion. 50% chance to dodge, but all hits generate Gasterblasters. Gasterblasters: 3/3 HP x28. Has a shield to block one attack, guarenteed.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3830
Link to the Forge Thread! Please go here for any questions you need to ask, or any other possible nullpost-worthy item, to cut down on nullposts.
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: READY. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: RECHARGING. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
[|||||||||| |||||||||| ||||||||||] Alchemical Symbol: READY. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[|||||||] Weath Ray: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
[||||] Cutlery of the Cooking Gods: READY. Owner: Battlefury13 [PZ]
I think I ninja'd you when I posted the summon. :U
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Roleplay:
*Canon_W has joined the server.
"Well... ****. What the **** is going on?"
Actions:
I'm new so I'll survey my surroundings, I've noticed a Chara, a Sans, Knife Clusters, and Minecraft players commanding armies from other games. A Richard and UserZero appear as well. Am I missing anything else important?
DtG: Neutral, just wants to see that big tree in the middle.
Your flavour text lacks zest. Perhaps you should add some intelligence, hmm?~
22/50 Prototype (Redacted!) +5 Tazz
15/25 Sleeper Agent
6/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Boom Drones:
HP:75,000
Attacks:
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Let me calll.... One punch Man ... he should oughta beat them or chara i mean
I mean he is names ONE PUNCH Man for a Reason.
/calls One Punch Man for help
50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time *Saved* + Talist
6/50 A Youkai that needs to get off her lazy bum and fight.
40/40 DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
+8 saved
+3 IGU, no hard feelings
I examine the three Archways. If nothing comes up, I examine the desk where the being was. Then I try passing through the archways to see if that will somehow work.
"Seems like Limbo. Haven't been here before. Appears to be wreaking havoc with my powers."
CAPTAIN FALCON GUARDS STAR'S ARMORED PHONE.
Come on! Yes! 3/3 (THIS CAN BE USED ABSURDLY QUICKLY NOW)
Show Me Ya Moves! 5/5
FALCON! PUNCH! 5/8
DO NOT ATTACK THIS ENTITY. SERIOUSLY.
Two people suddenly appear out of nowhere. One disappears, while the other freezes in place...
"Get away...Get away..."
The Innocent One:
80,000/80,000 HP
No attack
Passive: Cannot be hit by Multitarget moves, and can only be attacked through direct order.
After 3 turns, banishes one entity from the field permanently. Not killing, but can never be used or resummoned.
Those who attack the innocent purposefully...are some of the worst scum imaginable.
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Winchester Rotomo 150,000 / 150,000 HP (AZ) Rapid Rondo: IIIII (Does large damage to a group of entities)
That's him. I summoned him not too long ago.
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[RP AND ATTACKS]
Now, for the enemy we actually care about. sans. Killing us players every other turn? That's just rude. Dealing over 100,000 AoE damage per turn? That's even worse. I've ignored you for now, as dealing with the Coffins and the Imperator has been a lot more important, but now, you must die.
ConsumerOfAll: sans.
ConsumerOfAll: you've been, very, very, annoying.
ConsumerOfAll: now to off you.
ConsumerOfAll: this is as much rankskipping as richy, but i need you dead for non rankup reasons.
The grief reforms around the Conglomerate's stick, before time stops. I make time duplicates of Chara's knives, before surrounding sans with them. Time resumes, and sans predictable dodges, but wait, that's not it!
I put a knife on top of my head, and throw it down at me. Reality then shifts around me and sans, and we swap positions. That was too easy to dodge for a hope of sans getting hit. Let's fix that. I throw the scythe-stick at sans, and time begins to distort around him, before it completely freezes time in the area that he happens to be in. I take another time cloned knife, and attempt to copy Chara, swinging my knife in a long arc, connecting directly with sans. More reality warping stimulates Chara's aura of killing intent, and the massive damage attack connects with his body, which he probably avoids, due to still being over 100% evasiveness. However, the killing intent, combined with the hatred still coursing through my body is enough to badly effect sans' mind. He slows down slightly. I swing again, Chara-style. This time, the world around sans, shifts, and a scene can be played.
The human stands near Papyrus. He tries to tell her to change her ways. She doesn't listen. sans has already seen this. He knows what happens next, right?
Not entirely. The human, using a knife instead of the gloves, stabs Papyrus. Usually, he would be instantly reduced to dust. Here, however, she continues to cut through Papyrus. He yelps, and pleads for mercy. sans sees the pain his brother is in, and tries to step in, impaling the human with a bone, and the illusion breaks, and sans realised that he just stabbed a voodoo doll of himself, created using Reality magic at the beginning of the illusion. The damage taken transfers to himself, and where he impaled the human, sans feels pain, sheer pain. Sure, being over 100% means that he will evade it, but still, that has to hurt. While sans is in pain, I realise that he's probably pretending to be in pain, and stab him in the skull with the scythe.
Barrier:
A charge is complete. What to do with this? I could change the Terrain or Weather, but I don't have many ideas for that, apart from a summoning one. I could summon something, but sans would murder it in five turns. On the other hand, Chara is very vulnerable, and very much a glass cannon. Let's fix that.
More time clones of Chara's knives appear, rotating around me. I telekinetically arrange them into rings, and move them around Chara's Suit of Knives. I repeat this, until knives surround Chara similarly to Twichy's Red Array of Death.
ConsumerOfAll: Hey, Chara, can you put your murderous intent into these knives?
ConsumerOfAll: Oh, I have my normal text back.
ConsumerOfAll: Yay.
I then enchant the knives, first of all to rotate quickly around Chara, and second, to have some godmodding energy in them, usable to block attacks more efficiently, and finally, to regenerate. I then use more magic to bind the Shield to part of Chara's lifeforce or SOUL, whatever is more easily usable. If she doesn't like it, she can unbind it and dispell it. An attack aimed at the Suit promptly hits the Shield. This is excellent.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Terrors from the Future 13/30 (+3 from piono, if still usable due to the cancellation of Elemental Ascendance) ==============================
Magical Theories 33/50 (+2 from Battlefury) ==================================================
Barrier 50/50 COMPLETE! (+1 from Battlefury, +5 from Tazz) ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (12/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (8/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (8/??) ================
+2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
Anti-Zeroes: 8 (-1?), Godmodder Slayers: 4, Pro-Zeroes: 3, Hostile: 0, Undecided: 1, Neutral: 4
Shield of Murderous Intent: 150,000/150,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP)
Remember the Void Shield? This is extremely similar to it, blocking attacks that are sufficiently weak, but faling to penetrate sufficiently strong enough attacks. Unlike it, there is a penalty to fail to penetrate past it. All attacks that fail to penetrate will cause the murderous intent to spike up, and deal moderate (~10,000) damage to the attacker. Oh, you say, we only have to kill it once? That's what the Soulbinding I mentioned earlier is for, as long as Chara, in either of her forms, is alive, this won't disappear at zero health, and continue to regenerate. Have fun, vulnerable players!
(I genuinely didn't get that Uzi was in the stick until a while back. Still, it's now one of my weapons, and I will keep it.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
Levis Ignis AND energy condenser = Whatever complicated name tazz is going to give it 1/16
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 7/16
Greater Orb of Earth 7/11
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
24/50 for Initiation
+2 to revan, +1 to xslayer
Oh, derp. I'd already posted my guy's intro. My new one was way better, I should have gone back and edited it.
*sigh* oh well. Anyways, repost because I'm an idiot and it was splitdop time.
Saving my action for when the EotB comes out.
((Revan, play the tape))
The OP King appears, looks at the spot, looks at the chairs made for the others, and even though all that can be seen is a silhouette, you would swear you could see the OP King cracking a grin. There is the sound of a finger snap, followed by the sudden apparition of the most majestic throne, very explicitly designed with the intention of antagonizing other movie-goers with a message of "My chair is better than yours." Funnily enough, godmodding attempts bounce off of it.
It seems that this particular instance is insignificant enough that the OP Scale isn't kicking in to prevent the OP King's overwhelming overpoweredness from beating out anyone who might try to one-up them in this case.
Looks like they win this particular game of one-upsmanship (that is, of course, assuming that anyone else tries to interfere with the throne). Or do they? Upon realizing that they can't actually destroy the OP King's throne, everyone else begins spending their time trying to make their own movie seat bigger and better! They can't let this smug git get the better of them!
But every time they look back, the OP King's theatre seat is bigger and more impressive, the second or third time, a Flowey screen has been added, specifically for the sake of giving the OP King something to visually laugh at the others with.
After someone gets fed up with it around the fifth or sixth time around the flowey screen turns out to NOT be invincible like the rest of the chair, but you know.
This competition results in everyone spending the EotB (and portions of the main update) building up their chairs instead of actually doing their actions or listening to the exposition. If revan plays the tape like I hope he does, randomly interrupt actions throughout the update, or even lock down the entire thing if you want to give yourself a breather and have an infodumpdate instead while everyone's busy wasting time on movie theatre seats.
Meanwhile...
The elemental (Sigh... Elemental Ascendance ain't happening now. This guy's not going to get a proper introduction for a long time now.) continues to swirl it's energy. It is steadily growing in power, although it is still very clearly incomplete.
It picks up a large rock and throws it at Chara. Chara slices through it with a knife-or not
Instead, the rock, having been compressed through the application of gratuitous earth majjycks was dense enough that many of the knives in the knife suit instead just sort of broke, and the rock smashed its way through a very large chunk of metal slicey things before it was finally ground to dust.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
Weak Puny Honey Badger: 26/50
The arrival of Komato Assassin Asha: 14/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 26/50
I proceed to switch to PZ and offer UserZero a very large beef bowl (With cabbage, of course) while talking about MURDERS with her. But first I proceed to ask her if she wants an stupider-looking boss, because she needs them (Stupid-looking=Powerful). I proceed to summon a really tough dominatrix banana...I then reveal that I was lying about switching to her side right after the beef bowl reveals it's true nature: It is a portal to the meat dimension (That also comes with cabbage. Everything in this post has cabbage for some reason)...which turns out to look like a tropical paradise made out of meat. In fact, the sights, specially the beaches and shores, are beautiful even to those who don't like this kind of aesthetic. The trees look like their leaves are made out of beef steaks, or, to shorten it, Fsteaks.
While there, UserZero has to engage her own shadow archetype, who claims to be her true self...And she is a life-loving, pacifistic, kind person who doesn't have issues with anyone but can still
kickRENOVATE anyone's rear end.Said archetype can't be really destroyed: The only way to get rid of it is to accept the traits it embodies in an excessively exaggerated fashion, which UserZero won't do.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
I keep working onto rebuilding the earth 29/50(+3 from crusher48)
I keep doing a level system based on rudisplorking 5/50
Initiation 1/50
alchemies
Zone of control && infinity of love gives ???? 1/??
WISE FROM YO GWAVES && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 1/??
Infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field alternator && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ??? 2/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
Then I rot in a prison for eternity.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 9/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 9/16
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 6/16 lv. 15
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I notice that nobody has summoned an one-post summon that is both silly and immensely amusing lately.
So i summon one, for kicks and LOL's.
[PZ] Yummy Coffee. 10000/10000. Causes whoever kills it to be stunned by yummyness. An entity can drink it for an extra action for two turns. Drinking will take place before killing, because i love time paradoxs and we need more of them. Oh, and it tastes disgusting to [AZ]'s and [GS]
ithen give the OPking's chair an HP bar and attack power of 1,000,000. This sheer level of OPness causes the OPscale to fire it's conceptual laser eyes at it, melting it with the power of being a concept. Then, i pull out a chair made of extremely fluffy dog blocks, made from compressed compressed dog blocks, with a dog blanket, made from an extremely fluffy dog pelt, and dog 4d glasses, which are made of dog plastic and dogscape sand puppys. Before long, my DOG antics shall soon spread to this battlefield. Muahahhaha. I then sit down in my chair, with my dog blanket, and wearing my dog 4d glasses.
Did i just say that out loud? Meh, who cares.
i then proceed to point out that ampll's attack will probably fail on the ground of his betrayal not being dramatic enough to change his allegiance for real, and while that might not be a problem in any other case, it is in a game where their is no fourth wall, and the fifth wall is practically a crumbling ruin.
I then proceed to notice the lack of a wall
battlefury13: hold on, is this thing boardcasting to the entire server
battlefury13: here we go.
battlefury13: ....
battlefury13: again, i advise you to stay away from the ruins of the wall within 5000 blocks of the big tree.
battlefury13: no seriously.
battlefury13: you all saw that wall, now someone went and rekt it.
battlefury13: in case you are wondering what is behind that wall, i would best describe it as a recently weakened due to retgonning genocial flower, a massive planet of spice, multiple creatures of immense powers, reality warpers, paradoxes, two godmodders fighting, one of which is an omega plus, a genocidal one-hitting boss, a dog that causes you to glitch out, a large amount of high-to-low functioning sociopaths that are hyperpowered by the narrative and conflict, are immortal...
battlefury13: oh, right. there is also a skeleton killing a bunch of drunken idiots who thought having an HP bar was a good idea. luckily the neutrals are not getting attacked, so my "investment" is safe.
battlefury13: plus, chances are your gonna die a lot.
battlefury13: and even if you do avoid that battle, a lot of hostile entitys and such are roaming the territory, not to mention the massive holes in the landscape, month's old landmines, unused superweapons, various dud nukes that will probably go off, rotting entity corpses, deadly shifts in terrain
battlefury13: not to mention the alpha godmodder. hes cool.
====Toby Dog====
Continue murdering Ultra Greed. If he dies, end the cooking contest on the grounds that the Toby Dog is commanded by a [PZ], and therefore is defacto a [PZ] with a dejure [N] label. If patch quilt is reddyfreddy, use on self.
Also, Ultra Greed's Integrity should be lower since the Toby Dog had a double action on the round Dummied out was used, but only used one of those actions in the EoTB.
===== to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
====== semi-useful junk. =======
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
40/50 (PRESUMED 4+ from u0, 5+ from tazz) Another highly-effective 50 post summon from me.
oh wait
it seems elemental whatever has suffered critical exist FAIL.
whoops
just ignore this while i adjust my charges
there is nothing here.
wait doesnt godmodder assists go to all charges
8/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE (1+ from topaz) (4+ from Uzi)
9/10 Doggone (Presumed 4+ from Uzi) (3+ from Engie)
2+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
1+ to engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Alchemies
Invidia Warded Jar && Rune of Envy && SCP-1133-5 && 2x Electrum Shears = Twin Shears of Leviathan (13/13)
TWIN SHEARS OF LEVIATHAN: Two sets of shears, made of the finest electrum, that glow slightly green. The wielder is able to call upon the powers of the sin of Envy, stab people and manipulate others' envy with them.
Lucrum Warded Jar && Rune of Greed && SCP-1133-3 && Silver Spoon = Mammon's Spoon (8/13)
Desidia Warded Jar && Rune of Sloth && SCP-1133-6 && Large Anime Girl Plush Doll = Wandworker's Doll (5/13)
Gula Warded Jar && Rune of Gluttony && SCP-1133-1 && Glass Bottle = Bottle of Beelzebub (1/13)
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (50/50) (+4 compensation)
Project M13b-ON THE OTHER SIDE (50/50) (Refund)
Project M12-The Typographer (35/50) (+1 compensation)
Project M14-The Speedcuber (3/50)
+3 to TwinBuilder
Story/Entity
It so happened that Yuzita's files also contained her primary lifeforce. Without any time to switch over, her life-force was obliterated, and she collapsed onto the ground. It also just so happens the Resurrector 2.0 had encountered an error and was unable to revive her.
Three universes away, in Delta-Lojbanic Empire III, a small, undeletable file appears on a computer system, named "HLV_107.spirit".
Suddenly, a portal opens up out of nowhere and out pops a giant ship, the NSM Radar Overseer II. It allies itself with Richard.
[AZ] NSM Radar Overseer X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the NSM Radar Overseer X! Diarrhea Death Ray: III. EAS Tones Cannon: IIII. Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: IIIIIIII.
Diarrhea Death Ray: 3-charge. The power of a captured Diarrhea Death Star incarnation, upgraded to actually work, is unleashed upon 3 targets. They take low to medium damage.
EAS Tones Cannon: 4-charge. The hearing tests of Dr. AT88TV are weaponized and levied against a single target, dealing high damage.
Micro-Orbital ROFL Laser: 8-charge. The full power of the Orbital ROFL Laser, condensed into a weapon the size of a soccer ball. Deals massive damage to a single target.
[PZ] RSM Information Robot X: Armor Plating: 120,000 HP. Blocking the Core! Core: 60,000 HP. Must be destroyed to destroy the RSM Information Robot X! Highway Storm: III. Highway Cascade: IIII. Information Ray: IIIIIIII.
Highway Storm: 3-charge. Air-drops Highway Cookies onto 3 entities, crushing them under tons of asphalt, concrete and Windows Vista. Deals high damage to them.
Highway Cascade: 4-charge. Unleashes a heavy-duty Highway Cannon, dealing high damage to a single target.
Information Ray: 8-charge. Fires a massive ray of information at a target, wiping their mind and dealing massive damage.
I then place these restrictions:
When the NSM Radar Overseer X is destroyed while the RSM Information Robot X is alive, all AZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
When the RSM Information Robot X is destroyed while the NSM Radar Overseer X is alive, all PZ entities take massive damage spread out equally among each entity type.
The NSM Radar Overseer X must get more yes votes than no votes from AZ players in a turn to use its specials. The NSM Radar Overseer X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The RSM Information Robot X must get more yes votes than no votes from PZ players in a turn to use its specials. The RSM Information Robot X will attack with the strongest attack given to it in a turn during the EOTB.
The NSM Radar Overseer X can only attack PZ entities.
The RSM Information Robot X can only attack AZ entities.
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
A shadowy silhouette appears near Ker
Priest? I could not wait for you to fall asleep so I can communicate with you, instead I sent my will on the Battleground. I am sorry to tell you this, but the plan is cancelled, we are going back to the original one.
What about Gaster?
He is still not working with us. It would not work anyway, because there are about 5 entities from Undertale. If you were to summon one more, not to mention it's shattered in reality itself, it would fall under the Curse of Repetetiveness.
Alright, so back to the plan with you, Nihilus and Uroboros. But what about the Elemental Ascendance?
They disbanded, because I told them one secret: User Zero and the Council of Godmodders is going to dissolve Omega Flowey back into the six masochists. Better for everyone, I guess.
The figure disappeared. Ker continued walking near the Movie Projection place, and then he notices the NSM Radar Overseer X. He attempts to use one of the levitation spells to get on it's top, then spam-uses the Oblivion Aura spell that he created using the Ars Magica II mod* while running all over it, then proceeds to find it's core/engine/fuel tanks and stab it 5 times with his Obsidian Sword.
*The recipe is Self>Duration x3>Firestorm>Damage x3>Blizzard>Damage x3>Starstrike>Damage x3>Color:Black
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 6/50
Uroboros: 6/50
Nocturna the Shadow (Plz Uzi mak bos): 6/50
\=========|ALCHEMIES|=========/
Mod: Intangible && Basic Magic Mods && Basic RPG Mods = ???? ?/?
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
If anyone wants to know how I got the 6/50 on all charges, it's 4 from the EA + 5 from first update + 5 from the second update + 3 from Uzi divided by 3.
The Elemental Ascendance is dismissed.
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
[POST: 1/2]
[CHARGE:-]
[THIS POSTS MAIN TARGET: chara, and/or the suit of knives if it gets in the way. or both.]
[ACTIONS: it is now time for: big return to DTG0 attack: ROCKETFIRE!
"hey guys! remember the model rocket warning? heres what i was warning about!"
suddenly, a light blue wave is emitted from my body and expands across the battlefield, materializing protection
from the coming attack for all [AZ] players and entities (and richard) that lasts for the rest of this action. when the wave
reaches chara, a big rocket engine forms above his(or her? whatever chara is) head. actually, its a huge rocket engine. no, a
MASSIVE one! the biggest engine ever created! to get a scale for its sheer giantness, the hight of the nozzle
alone is as tall as a saturn V!! and on top of the engine is an equally massive fuel tank! all this being held up
by 2 giant metal support towers. everyone on the battlefield stop and stares in awe at it...
until several moments later. as chara looks up into the huge dome that is the rocket nozzle, he has
only time to think 'uh-oh' before an epic blast of rocketfire burns chara alive to a crisp as a great roar,
so loud and powerful it instantly obliterates everyone's eardrums as the engines firing shakes the ground
stronger than any earthquake in previous history! the fire blasts forth from where chara
iswas standing,absolutely BATHING the whole battlefield in rocketfire that blasts away everything down to the bedrock and
burns everyone down to the bone, and anyone who is already bones is burned down to the bonemarrow!
the rocket engine is so powerful the support structures cant take it, and with loud metal groans and snaps and steel
twisting and bending sounds, the rocket and its fuel tank, WITH 'support' structures still stuck on the sides,
starts slooowly ascending into the sky, still blasting the battlefield and sterilizing it of all unprotected life
during blastoff, finally reaches the edge of the atmosphere above the new bedrock plains. and then the engine
shuts off. if, by some miracle, chara actually SURVIVED up til now, he again has enough
time to look up again and think 'uh-oh..' before the whole thing, with plenty of unburnt fuel left in the tank,
slams back into his face, all of it blowing up in an even more massive fireball that AGAIN bathes the remains
of the battlebedrockfield in rocketfire and AGAIN burns everyone to the bone and/or bone marrow and AGAIN renders any surviving
land to bedrock!! and if by some incredible holy miracle above, chara STILL SURVIVES, i add one final thing:
i stick a tiny hobby model solid rocket motor in whats left of his face and burns it with the motor.
take that.
this, people, is my epic return attack. and with that. the charred, burnt, brown-boned, crispy, soot-faced, most likely
very very dead corpse of chara turns red and falls side first into the glowing light-gray hot and hard bedrock and vanishes
in a puff of ashy smoke. unless he still survived but hopefully not!
any overkill damage goes to chara his/herself if the suit of knives got in the way and was obliterated, and if chara didnt survive, overkill
damage is converted into a pure pulse of power and sent at UserZero.]
[OTHER: i have been saving this in a notepad file since my previous post here before the update.]
32/50
16/50
Well, I'm glad to see all THAT'S done!
Hmmm, okay... I hug Mr. Stun Guy. Specifically, I give him an ANTI-STUN hug, which makes him so very not-stunned and capable, he takes damage, as it goes against his very nature!
Check out my bad CTM map reviews here.
9/50 Command Bonus (+1 me)
35/50 {REDACTED} (+1 me, +5 Tazzwarp, +1 My Factory)
26/50 Avatar Project (+1 me)
+2 Nulitor, +1 ProofofConceptT
Psi-Amp: SCP-155 chip || Shield Generator == Stasis (Level 9: 7/10)
Cube Drone Schematic && Shock Drone Schematic == Barrier Drone Schematic (5/6)
Many issues right now. But I am a super-advanced AI, so I can attempt to address them all.
Problem 1: Richard isn't dead, and is vulnerable.
Solution 1: Put a bot in his ear that drills into it and then implants speakers. Then, unleash the entire brass band (including the infamous Tuba) into his ear.
Problem 2: UserZero isn't dead, and is vulnerable because she forgot to make herself invulnerable.
Solution 2: Send a Minecraft Forums Drone in to use its Curse ability to Curse UserZero with the "Curse of How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The {REDACTED} Center Of SCP-173?", which forces UserZero to lick SCP-173 until she either dies or gets to its center (50% of the predicted deaths are from neck snap, and 50% are from starvation). Oh, and the center is probably even nastier.
Problem 4: UserZero's overpoweredness continues, with her newest trick being an outright one-shot of a 350 post boss (OOC: I get the reasoning for it, but what exactly is EXOS supposed to think?).
Solution 4: Continue development of the Cataclysm Shield to protect our entities from having their abilities ignored. Unfortunately, this will take a while.
Problem 5: Chara is still present.
Solution 5: Invent a new magic spell called Knives to Gummy Bears, and use it on her Suit of Knives. Though it only actually converts a few knives (even though the spell was designed to mess with Knife Nuts, it doesn't work against thousands of knives), the knives that are converted happen to be very important linkages in the thing.
Alright, now I'm back. Darn post nullifier destroyed my progress, but I'll have to make do. Plus, I don't blame you for it.
Action 1/2:
Shock Trooper Part A: 49+1=50/50 Completed!
Shock Trooper Part B: 24+4=28/50
I +Assist pionoplayer's charges.
I use the turn to catch up on alchemy-making!
Xia-Li Polyslayer [Level 8 Assault Rifle] && Rubber Bullets == Rotik Nexusruin [Level ? Assault Rifle]: 1/?
// Shoots bouncing bullets? I'm not sure what effect it would have, but I could make it up if you don't want to.
Super Prototype Medigun [Level 6 Assault Rifle] && Force Field Generator == Shielder's Salvation [Level ? Medigun]: 1/?
// Ueber makes a shield which builds slower but protects multiple allied entities from projectile damage?
Night Edge [Level 6 Axe] && Sun Stone == Sky Edge [Level ? Axe]: 1/?
Ueber (Super Prototype Medigun): 1/9 [IIIIIIIII]
Support: 27/100
An alternate timeline emerges.
However, we must first start from the beginning...