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Power 50/50 Henderson 50/50 (what information do I need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is too great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk.
The husk stands still.
(I did this on a whim to be honest. But I am too lazy to do anything about it. Also to busy. It is leading up to my summon. not to sure if I want to summon with Chara around though.)
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft sending the Outer God airborne.
The wings create forceful wind which whips around the Suit of Knives scattering it beyond recollection.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing even more of the Suit's Knives with the Force as if they were made of aluminium and toothpicks.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Nyarlathotep settles back onto the ground, the wings vague batlike shape fold behind him, the tendrils that make up his face creates the cutout of a grin.
A hand appears and swipes across the sky creating flames which target Chara.
Nyarlathotep throws a red trident at him as well.
I wonder how much they'd hate you if they knew the truth...
Heheheheh
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
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Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
10/50 for Elemental Ascendence
+3 to consumer
The earth swirling around begins to condense into a somewhat-humanoid form. It looks like... well, it would look like an earth elemental were it not for the fact that there's very obviously large pieces of it missing.
Ah, 'bout time Richie's toy finished fixing itself up.
The elemental moves over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
It then begins to move away, only for it to very suddenly launch an enormous string of bone spikes at Chara.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 8/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 8/16 preview this please
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 5/16 lv. 3?????????????????????????????????
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The SPICE CORE decides to continue it's attack on the battlefield, regardless of it's existence. It decides that Omega Flowey could use to be knocked down a couple notches. So, it sends the oncoming fighter attack i previously hinted at in my previous attack towards flowey.
Leading the charge is the devastating Spice-Advanced- Armed with powerful Chili Pepper cannons, it gives the finest spice to any meal, plant or otherwise. Its almighty Pepper Armor is so tasty that whoever attacks it will sure feel ashamed for trying to ruin such a fine specimen of flavor.
The cannon fodder is the SPICE FIGHTER. It's green-pepper cannons are really not as hot as the others, but they still pack a punch!
The bombers are the HEAT DROPPERS; Their powerful Infinity Chili reactor's provide them with an infinite source of heat, generating the heat needed to create their Naga Viper Pepper bombs (1.3 mil units compared to the Infinity chili's 1 mil- Therefore, every 1.3 seconds, a bomb is dropped). From this great heat, the SENSATION, the result of using a wee bit to much spice. The Sensation is a rapiditly spreading biome that is the avatar of SPICE if it were a biome.
A step up from the SPICE FIGHTER, the HEAT INCINERATOR is considerably improved, with shields hot enough to deep-fry anything that touchs them. They have Jalapeño cannons, much stronger than the spice fighter's lackluster armament, along with four cannons for double the heat.
Often forgotten are the sneaky SPICE SNEAKERS. How do they hide? Why, using a salt crystal as a power source, of course! The salt crystal is of course heavily diluted with spice, but most people just think that it's a salty object created from irecreeper's salt. It makes it easier to kill them. They might be fragile, but their almighty SPICE BEAM will leave a scar that many will not soon forget. Oh, i'm sorry, did i imply they had only one? No, they have three. Spice beamz. I mean.
The SPICE REAPERS blow the others out of the spicewater. They are powered by two Carolina Reapers, the hottest nonchemical thing in this attack and the hottest spice in the world. Their Superbombs are, on the Spice Scale, 3 million units of heat. In other worlds, they cleanse large amounts of the battlefield of lack of heat, while a sweet flavor fills the mind of their enemy's. Sadly, most of them are too busy burning to enjoy it.
Beginning the attack on Flowey is the SPICE FIGHTERS AND HEAT INTERCEPTORS. The Spice Fighters are well... Shredded. They are fulled by bell peppers, so they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The worst issue with them is the fact that they tend to scatter into dust when destroyed... And they are made of pepper. Which gets in Omega Flowey's eyes. Ouch.
The heat interceptors, by contrast, bring on the PAIN. Their much hotter spice lasers, combined with their heat shield, leaves much of Omega Flowey heated and scarred. He trys to disperse them using flamethrowers, bombs, and Green Thumb, but the Green Thumb is suddenly attacked by a Spicy Assimilation Unit, turning them into Spice Guns that fire at Omega Flowey. The HEAT interceptor's managed to blow the bombs up in such a way they blow up on Omega Flowey. Then, as the flamethrowers prepare to spray fire, the SPICE SNEAKERS reveal themselves and fire their SPICE BEAMS at the Flame Throwers, which, combined with the spice, creates a massive SPICEPLOSION in omega floweys face. 3
Then, a large horde of Spice Bombers being to reap the landscape as the rest of the spice spaceships continue their assault. Before long, they begin to bomb Omega Flowey. The immense heat of the spice scar's his skin, turning it into the SENSATION since he is a plant still, Before long, OMEGA FLOWEY has been overrun by the SENSATION. Finally, the SPICE REAPERS come. EVERYTHING IS DOOMED. They quickly finish Omega Flowey, reaping him again and again with immense heat bombs. Before long, he is but charred plant matter slowly being destroyed and converted by spice.
Then, i reveal the grand finale: a jar of the chemical Resiniferatoxin- With an absurd level of heat (16 BILLION), they shall END omega Flowey! As i board the Spice Star Two, i summon a massive amount of power from the SPICE CORE, creating FLOWEYKILLER BASE. I step up to a podium in the center of it. Before me stands the loading system for it's ultimate weapon, the WEED SPICER. Then, i insert the jar of Resiniferatoxin.
>>Spice Death Beam
>> Ammo Detected
>> Ammo type: Resiniferatoxin:
>> Heat Level: 16 Billion Unit
>>Spice Core Readiness: 100%
>>Enegry Core: 100%
>>Anti-IrecreeperCountingThis-Protocol: 100%
>>Anti-Salt Virus Systems: All operational
>>Armament: Yes.
>>Target: None set.
Set Target? y/n
y
>>Target set: Omega flowey
>>Locking on....
>>Locked on. Activating Mid-flight beam split..
>>Spice Hyperdeath Beam: Ready. Awaiting input...
Fire at will, commander.
>Firing Port open.
> All systems operational.
> Spice Focusing Crystal active,
> Fire? Y/n
> Y
A single, intense beam of heat flows out of FLOWEYKILLER BASE. As it enters the Battlefield, it splits into four. Then Eight.
Six beams fly towards the SOUL CONTAINERS. As they hit, the massive amount of heat burns the tubing connecting them to Omega Flowey - Badly, but not enough to disconnect them. The souls within, meanwhile, are filled with visions of hate and spice, blinding them to anything except the one true spice.
The other beam fly's into Omega Flowey's monitor, giving it infinite color- In one flavor. SPICE. The spice melts it's coloring chip, rendering it in GREYSCALE.
The other one breaks into three. Two beams for the arms, one for the body. Omega Flowey screams as his arms are slowy burnt to ashes by the HEAT BEAM. One fly's into his mouth, where it burns his insides and his body. His eyes explode into flames, while his claws are ejected from the sheer flame coming from within his body. Then, i reap him again and again using the Spice Reaper, reaping his body again and again, until finally, all that is left is the souls and spices.
Mile long monolouge.
Except when Flowey reverts to normal, he continues his assault on the soul jars
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic numbers
He continues to repeatedly smash the soul jar.
Battlefury13: i dont care that you're soul jars are not targetable.
Stars, cats, and blades abound has he uses the Hero's Sword to cut into one
Battlefury13: I dont give a gorilla about your power.
The slashing gets faster.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your attacks.
Battlefury is trying to slam the soul within into the walls of that soul' soul jar.
Battlefury13: i don't care about the idiots that dare to think that they are better than userzero even though they just summoned an omnicidial manaic.
He rips the soul jars outside of their pockets, and uses gravity to dismember Omega Flowey.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic fools that dare to think that they can win.
Then, he sets flowey on fire, and freezes the souls and him in time.
Battlefury13: Tell me, when did kill userzero...
Battlefury13: Become destroy the universe?
Battlefury13: Don't lie. You know what is next on flowey's plans.
Battlefury13: After all, it wouldn;t be Kill or Be Killed if he didn't exterminate the universe for failing to kill him?
Battlefury13: You fight morally on the basis that according to you, if Richard died, UserZero would end up blowing up the trifecta. any way,
Battlefury13: Pray tell, when did this stop mattering?
Battlefury13: If omega Flowey wins... All of you lose. He consumes the universe, gaining enough souls to drown out your meager and pathetic power.
Battlefury13: You effectively support an unstoppable destruction of the universe.
Battlefury13: I DONT CARE if you think otherwise
battlefury13: Because if you think otherwise, than you truly are an idiot.
Battlefury13: At this point, it could become commonly accepted that U0 blew up earth... And she'd retain her reputation.
Battlefury13: And because of your insane thirst for power ending in the summon of an omnicidial manaic, i think that a fate much worse than death is fit for you.
Battlefury13: Unless you feel, because you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wise, that you deserve a bonus.
Battlefury13: This means war. Not the war of keyboard warriors, but a total war of death or life versus your stupidity.
We could have avoided this, but the temptation of power was too great for you.
blah blah blah this monolouge this getting boring shut up
ok. i kick stars phone with the power of monolouging.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
Anyone up for a movie? Come on don't be shy! Hell, I'll even invite Uzi. She is presumably the star of this flick.
A small film projector appears in the middle of the Battlefield, followed by an inflatable movie screen.
... It appears Pit has already created a small vendor's booth selling movie concessions. No popcorn though.
Several chairs spring forth from the ground. Just enough to fit every godmodder, player, and entity on field.
Some of the more notable chairs: What appears to be a chair made of human flesh and bone with a small card marked "UserZero". A rock throne with 5 uniform circles just above were an average Minecraftian's head would be with a card marked "Richard/Godmodder477". A spot which appears to DIY chair area marked with a wooden sign "OP King". 3/2's of a chair. A plain wooden chair with and Obsidian Block resting upon it, and what looks like an Egyptian Pharaoh's throne marked with some folded papyrus reading "Nyarlathotep".
Everyone is free to join in,
It appears Tazz is manning the projector.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 48/50
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 35/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 34/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 2/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
Vicious barbed vines extend towards the Coffin of Optimism, as Flowey
uses Vinerush, each hand tipped briar poised to pierce through whatever
it's made of.
Fenris is also targeting Optimism, goaded on by vague whispers of intent coming from somewhere within Flowey
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Meanwhile in the sleep.... again....
Priest? Priest, do you hear me? There has been a change in the plan....
I can hear you. What is the problem?
Well, you know the first plan with me, Uroboros, Nihilus and Gaster? Yes, forget about it. Gaster refuses to work with the demon that killed his two sons, and the other guys will just have to wait. There is a bigger plan now.
Alright, how can I help?
There is a group that can really help you in this insane event. They agreed to invite you to it. They are the only chance to destroy this other demon. Also, everything you did after you woke up last time is INVALID. That will not count. Now go and help out my friend, Chara!
The Elf wakes up just to find himself laying near the legs of a strange figure. He stands up and looks at the figure, seeing it is encased in an armor made out of knives.
Chara.
The figure looks at him, although it cannot be really seen. Some of the knives in the front of it clear out so now it has a perfect look at a child wearing a lavander and pink striped shirt.
Don’t attack me, alright? I know who you are. And I think you also know who I am, if my Master told you about me. Now, can you please reveal your true body? There is no need of being in that stolen one next to a person who is on your side.
Chara’s body flickers for a second and then turns in a girl with a cream and lime shirt and brown hair smiling at him.
Alright now, can I ask you some questions? First, are you gonna betray us after you kill all the enemies? Secound, why are you using knives as weapons? I mean, you stole that kid Frisk’s soul about a thousand times, can you maybe destroy some of them and use their explosion as a weapon? And third, would you be kind and borrow me one of his souls sometime later, when we aren’t in a middle of a war? Now, I got to help you somehow, and I don’t think that means fighting with you, so I am just going to increase your strenght and defense.
As soon as he said that, he started chanting words of an old war song as he uses his power to create an Void Aura around her.
Div’cruan
Div’wyin
Div’san
Div’lirrin
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
An shadow cloaks the Suit of Knives, the blades now dipped in Ether, an dangerous liquid that can float. Chara’s suit closes again, changing back into Frisk’s body.
By the way, nice wings!
Ker notices a place crowded with people, a big sheet of paper hanged on iron bars, many chairs and a market stand. He wanders off to the place, now seeing the market stand has a sign "Movie Projection". He drops a couple minas* on the stand (For donation purposes) and summons himself an obsidian throne near Uzi's seat, and another on the other side made out of knives in case Chara wants to come.
*Minas are golden coins from Vailor, and the main currency out there
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She blew up the planet she lived on to spite the people she was battling
Even assuming this planet is equal to the smallest planet in our solar system (Mercury) this would still require an energy equivalent of 433 exatons of TNT, or 1.81e+30 joules of power.
the sheer heat of the explosion melting some of the knives together into a red-hot mass.
Steel melts at 1370 degrees Celsius. Average mass of a steel knife is 53.8 grams. Specific heat of steel is 0.49 kJ/kg K. Room temperature is 31 degrees Celsius. With all of these figures we can determine it would take about 35.6 kilojoules to preform this. Wall Level by OBD standards.
A portal rips through reality, and a white animated suit of armor with a blue torso and arm guards and red & gold accents, with six concentric spikes forming a rough outline of a sun on his back and a green jewel embedded in the chest walks through with similar jewels at the tips of the spikes. He looks around, sighing.
It was far too easy getting here. Guess that's a representation of how much everything's been messed up. But at least I recognize a few familiar faces.
As his gaze settles on Richard, he shakes his head.
I hate doing this. But I have to. I've got to protect the timeline. I have to keep it safe from that... monster.
When he sees Omega Flowey, he jumps back.
Oh, holy- WHAT IS THAT THING? Is that- No. It's not. Oh, thank... myself. I guess. Still no idea who to swear to.
*The Progenitor has joined the game as an AZ! (For those involved in the TVT2 game, this is Alpha. Just further in the timeline. Time travel's weird, huh?) (Since I don't know what the deal is with new joins, my actions and charges will come next turn.)
My soul somehow pulls out a hard-light projector, creating a miniature hologram Sleuth! It rushes towards the coffin Optimism, and plants several tiny little beacons on the surface of the coffin. These beacons end up calling down an airstrike, raining down dozens of instant-damage potions on Optimism! In the storm of potions are poison, slowness, weakness and specially-brewed corrupt Resistance Potions! These greatly drop the defense of Optimism, and leave it open for more damage!
I also decide to throw more debuffs on it. I summon some strange robot-monk guy, who tosses an Orb of Discord at Optimism, and then rocks Optimism with a barrage of high-velocity orbs. I then pull out a box of status-effect indicators, and proceed to "inflict" Burn, Codebroken, Glitched, Stunned, Rooted, Milk, Cursed, Staggered, Frozen, Badly Poisoned, Bleed, Poisoned, and Primed on it! All of these status effects are then combined using a bit of dark magic, turning into...
MY GOD, IT'S...
NO! IT CAN'T BE!
IT'S...
...Jarate? Whatever it is, it looks like Optimism will be taking more damage this turn.
=Flower=
>Use GREEN THUMB on Optimism.
Arrays of finger-guns grow from Omega Flowey's beautiful form, and proceed to all point towards the coffin Optimism! A whole deluge of cursed seeds fly out from each hand, each one careening straight through Optimism as they fly!
Jarate is applied! Sadly, it appears it'll dissapear on-hit, so this translates to Optimism taking a minicrit!
i change my action, instead of torching a forest, i torch a knife cluster.
Marvel of Machinery: 26/50
some loser: 19/25
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Informer: Well, I'm off to Canada! You can't expect me to go near that stuff!
Alpha Base: Not so fast.
Informer: Huh?
Alpha Base: Well, for starters, Canada was blown up with the rest of the Earth. And secondly, your contract doesn't run out until two years from now.
Informer: You can't prove that!
Alpha Base: Actually, I can. Let's see here... Ryan Phelps, age 32, first joined three years ago, contracts last for five years... Yep, I just proved it.
As stated earlier, my factory is going to +1 everything not aligned with Omega Flowey for the next 3 rounds, just in case.
So right now we are up against an entity that will kill us all in 1 round if not taken down, hard.
Or maybe not. You see, it only gets 2 absolutely unstoppable instant death attacks, if someone were to force it to waste those attacks on weak entities, it would have a shockingly low damage output. But it has knife clusters to chop up any sort of weak entity spam. Thus, the knife clusters MUST go down.
Since my current strategy for designing new drones appears to be to just rip off superheroes, my newest drone type happens to be the Magneto-Drone, with magnet powers. Perfect for attacking metal knives. Four Magneto-Drones each fly into a seperate knife cluster, then activate their magnetism to draw in all the knives. Though this is, at first, a suicide mission, the drones use their last moment before being impaled to activate a pulse and turn all the knives into monopoles. The monopoles thus fly away from each other, shattering the target knife clusters and potentially sending the knives into other nearby targets (which they could potentially be attracted to).
Meanwhile, since I want to troll the troll AI, I force the SCP-732 instance to read the data to analyze what happens when the corrupter of data meets hyper-corrupted data from UserZero. Remember that the entire enclosure is surrounded by EXOS' SPIDER modules, so whatever happens it stays inside the computer no matter what.
OOC: Honestly, one of my current character traits is turning the DTG wars into Serious Business, due to the billions killed by their universe-destroying antics. If, somehow, godmodders stopped destroying worlds and off-handedly murdering people for fun, I would have no reason to fight them (as shown by the fact that the GS team allied with Sans purely because he doesn't commite genocide and mass murder for fun).
DTG is already serious business, it's just one wherein small nukes equate to candy corn-made scythes. Everyone knows what's at stake; trillions die every hour, after all, and those are people we don't even mention! They're literally that weak.
SCP-732 is near-instantly devoured by the corruption, its last 'words' screaming something loosely about how that isn't fair at all. You detect no godmodding whatsoever, which is incredibly odd-this makes whoever corrupted the data NOT UserZero, as though godmodding is many, MANY things, if you know what to look for it's not at all subtle, and you know what to look for.
...So who corrupted that data, then?
In any case, the Monopoles return to their form of knives and successfully slash up the Magneto Drones, but you've dealt 14,000 damage to a Knife Cluster before this happened.
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
Hmmm...Intresting...a character you can argue on the level of morality as Uzi... great...
I think I have an idea how to stop Flowey... give me a sec...
I grab my interdimensional phone and punch in Squirrel girl's number.
Hey...guys....Im thinking of creating another faction.... well to be more exact a temporary one... a temporary coalition... so we can team up to take down the kill crazy bosses before they kill us all... anyone for the idea... i just thought of it right now... meh.
It takes you to the answering machine after a few minutes. She is busy attempting to foil Dr. Doom, apparently, though you doubt it's right at this minute. it goes on to state this may take a few days to infiltrate and whatnot.
Attack: I try out the Twilight's Edge, Red Dead Retribution, Like a Boss and Madhouse at one of Chara's Knife Clusters.
Cape for Mr. Stun Guy: 5/10 +3 from Tazz?
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]/[RESERVED]
The Plusinator Crystals 42/50 +3 from Tazz? (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 10/11
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 9/16
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician stands up from the onslaught that Sans threw at her about 82 times.(Thats 82,000 damage to her) and growls due to the ruined cloak that lead her to use Light Heal Bomb on herself/Light Magician, Feneris Suneater and Dr. Boom.
Light Magician: Sigmatw, hope you control Dr. Boom so he will have focus on attacking the [PZ] Enemies.
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I use Stun Roll at Kardinal Kazoomeister (and The Hulk if I got the Cape.)
So now the not mentally stable is Richard and not the one that destroyed the
planet were she lives... for some reason, I mean not that is an
incredibly terrible thing, just a waste of resources, add a note to
UserZero mental profile: not pragmatic.
Oh, so that's the effect of 6 souls gathered in one body, an interesting property of the body of that flower, sadly the outcome is... as ugly as powerful.
Now that humanoid... this makes no sense... his aura might tell me how dangerous he is, but those are just regular knifes, I analyzed them, those are just perfectly regular knifes, their atomic structure is not even remotely comparable to the weapons I used to see from the atomic furnaces of Ojirus, this makes no sense, this power in a creature like that, this makes no sense, I can see it yet I cannot understand it... this place is surely full of incredible things.
Hezetor starts to summon a certain entity, after acquiring the set magical energy required to open a summoning portal he concentrates on the target
that he must summon, in this peculiar situation the operation is incredibly delicate, as he is about to summon this mysterious entity he
is suddenly distracted by a fluctuation caused by the announcement of a beautiful duwang in another dimension.
The result is the summoning of a seemingly normal human being (from some other strange plane of existence), Pippo, Hezetor is speechless.
This is embarrassing, summoning the wrong creature is something that never happened before, hopefully he will be useful to distract the enemy.
Pippo: oe, what's going on? Where I'm? You throne guy, you were the one that brought me here right?
He is talking to me? Ok that's enough, I'll just mind control him to attack that kid, I don't even want to talk to this guy.
After this Hezetor uses basics level spells to mind control this poor human to attack Chara at his best.
And this is were things start to be strange, Pippo quietly approaches Chara completely ignoring his killer-aura or the fact that is literally covered in knifes, he starts to speak about Star Wars and how much he likes it, first of all describing the incredibly complex and interesting
character of Luke Skywalker since the very beginning of the first Star Wars.
While under normal circumstances this would not do anything considering how Chara might be uninterested, the problem is that apparently as he speaks a copy of Luke Skywalker appears on the battlefield and falls on Chara's head, then Pippi starts describing all various types of lightsaber the sofisticated types of crystals needed to operate them etc and as he does so Chara is covered in a rain of lightsabers, as Pippo starts describing the various types of star-ships from the mostly unknown V-Wing Fighter to the famous Imperial Star Destroyer, then describing the various differences of size, firepower, speed and maneuverability of the various ships, as he does so most of them appear on various meter over the head of Chara burying him/her under a massive pile of ships, and sadly killing the Luke just summoned.
What is this? I've accidentally summoned a true namer?
Sadly not, the nature of the powers of Pippo is unknown even to me and this is stupid, that's why he will die right now.
Hezetor then proceeds to kill Pippo exploding his head from the distance,
thinking that it is not wise to leave a non completely controlled true namer around.
Tarkus will use Main Cannon Rage on Chara, leveling down the ground around him/her from the sheer amount of explodium fired.
Module of atomic manipulation &&
Module of stasis manipulation && Module of quantum manipulation
(neutrinos) = Module of Total Manipulation (Level 15: 8/16)
Module || A book on ultra-dense extrusion = Module of superior metallurgy (Level 10: 6/11)
Yuzita will obfuscate some code and use it to confuse Chara, then run the code and deal damage to his Suit of Knives.
The Monitor will use the most powerful offensive attack it can to attack Optimism. Seriously, you need to show the number of supported colors somewhere.
Ridiculously Hard Math Problem
I set up a hypothetical scenario in which I fire an Anti-Knife Bullet at Chara and his Suit of Knives with a muzzle velocity of x m/s. Chara is y m away and his body is at the same level as my gun.
The values of x and y are as follows:
Given that Minecraftia has an acceleration due to gravity of 20 m/s2 downward for Anti-Knife Bullets, let's now calculate the angle at which I must shoot to bodyshot Chara and annihilate his Suit of Knives.
We must first calculate x and y. Since y is easier to calculate, I'll find y first.
We can then find x. It consists of three parts, the determinant of a matrix, an integral and an added 20.
Let's solve the matrix first.
And now the integral.
The sum is thus 123 + 140 + 20 = 273.
Finally, given that we now know the muzzle velocity, target distance and acceleration due to gravity, we can then calculate the angle required using this formula:
Rearranging, we get:
And thus, the angle at which I must fire is 8.673o above the horizontal in the direction of Chara.
I then use the math energies within this post to make this scenario come true, dealing massive damage to Chara's Suit of Knives.
I believe it starts at 1, for lack of literally any other indication to the contrary anywhere on the entity itself. They'll do as you say.
1. Where did people get the human souls profile pictures?
2. Did anyone summon Gaster yet?
3. WHAT THE HELL IS CHARA DOING HERE AND WHO SUMMONED HER?!
/null
1: Twin.
2: At this point, I'm debating whether or not to consider Undertale references automatic failures by way of the Curse of Repetetiveness. Seriously, this is going on for too long. That being said, he hasn't been summoned (though he has been referenced).
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Is an eldritch coffin summoned by Yggdrasil really calling itself Love? Really? After Love just died? I will not allow it to live with that name. I decide to show Love what Love truly is, by introducing it to the energy that made my master who my master is today, the Devil. You see, Love of the Coffin Six, Love is not always pure.
Love brings Rage.
Love brings Hatred.
Love brings Vengeance.
Love corrupts.
This is what happened to Homura Akemi's mind, who is thankfully for my life, occupied. Now it is about to happen to the Coffin that pretends to be Love, only, it doesn't have emotions, so I can't do half of the fun things that I can usually do, but I can still ruin it's non-life.
Using Descendant powers, I throw a vial of Condensed Love at Love of the Coffin Six. It explodes, leaking into the coffin, which has its form quickly distort, before it begins to wraith around. The coffin somehow feels love due to the highly condensed potion, but has no emotions, or anything to be infatuated to, so it becomes desperate, and starts flailing around, its form somehow warping and destroying itself. Love the Coffin appears to become addicted to Condensed Love, so I wait a few minutes while it desperately seeks out more Condensed Love, which it can't find. The withdrawal symptoms somehow cause parts of it to distort and erase itself from reality, and Love the Coffin feels that it can't go on anymore, so tries to commit suicide via scythe. I then snipe it with only my railgun mixed with metal infused with Condensed Love. This time, Love is immune, and realises that it just threw a fit over emotions that it shouldn't have, before trying to facepalm using one of its scythe hands. It facepalms into part of the coffin using its scythe, dealing more damage to itself.
Alpha Ascension:
Preparing to become an Alpha Godmodder isn't the easiest of things, as you need to break reality to become one. What methods do you use to break reality? 50 post charges, or Level 25 alchemies, of course. Level 25 Alchemies are impossible to get here due to the alchemy cap, and people do 50-post charges here all the time, so that's what I'm going for. Why am I going into a monologue about this? Because I'm so close to achieving this, of course. I'M SO CLOSE. I'm getting too hyped up about this, aren't I?
Anyway, I command the Spell Matrix, yes, that from when we were still facing Twitchy, to drive from around 3900 blocks away from Yggdrasil to here. It reaches here in a matter of seconds, much quicker than sans, before I take out some more grief, this time out of nowhere, and take out a butterfly catching net to go SOUL-fishing. This somehow works, and I get the SOUL, probably of one of Uzi's victims or somebody who got teleported here due to the Avatar Effect and died. I overload it with grief I created out of nowhere, causing the SOUL to start becoming distorted, and turn into a Witch, which creates a barrier, an area under the control of the Witch with heavily distorted laws of physics. If I could control the grief in here, I could warp reality while inside the barrier, which is going to be the core of what allows me to become an Alpha godmodder.
I enter the barrier, and come across a blocky landscape, obviously based on Minecraft, which is how the SOUL got here, of course. I step forward, and notice Creepers. I say Creepers, but they appear to be distorted. They approach me, attempting to tackle me, but I take out only my railgun and fire at them, destroying them, before I supercharge it with some grief from the barrier, and fire it, causing the barrier to be distorted. I use this moment of distortion to take control of the barrier for an instant, and
Wait a few seconds, I just need ABSOLUTE CONTROL, and there. Wait, why is 'absolute control' emphasised? I swear that wasn't me, and I'm pretty sure that wasn't the Witch, wherever that is. Carrying on, I use this moment of control to effect the world outside of the barrier, managing to pull the Spell Matrix into the barrier like I should have done earlier, before creating an area of highly distorted reality around where the barrier is in Minecraftia. I pull a grief seed out of nowhere, and put it into the center of the Spell Matrix, before creating more artifacts that should have a high influence over reality such as Ichor and Compressed Balanced Vis Crystals, and writing in runes around it that state, CONSUMEROFALL, ASCENDS (TO), ALPHA GODMODDER. I then infuse the sheer power of the 50 post charge into the Spell Matrix, and activate it. Reality inside the barrier begins to warp, before the barrier collapses in an aura of reality bending Majjyks, forcing me out.
The tear in reality around where the barrier should be grows bigger, before falling on my Minecraft avatar. The reality bending Majjyks enter my avatar, before somehow exploding out of my screen and...
[APPROXIMATELY THIRTY MINUTES LATER]
What happened... oh wait, I was busy becoming an Alpha godmodder. I guess I should figure out if that insane plan worked or not. Let's tell somebody to ask where I am.
Pesterlog
consumerofAll [CA] started pestering unknownTattle [UT] CA: Hey UT, can you tell me where I live? UT: that's a silly question and you know it CA: Tell me. UT: fine you live in UT: where do you live i swear i know where you live CA: Okay, what I did worked. UT: im confused consumerofAll [CA] stopped pestering unknownTattle [UT]
It worked, and I have the Veil up subconsciously. This is PERFECT. Again with the weird emphasis.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Alpha Ascension: 50/50 COMPLETE! (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz, +2 from TT2000, +3 from battlefury13) ================================================== Magical Theories 22/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== Elemental Ascendance 32/50 (+4 from Best Godmodder, +1 from Tazz) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (9/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (5/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (5/??) ================ +1 to TT2000, +2 to battlefury13 (I'm not assisting Revan just yet because he hasn't started his Elemental Ascendance charge, and won't do so for a while.)
I am now an Alpha Godmodder (yay). Hopefully. If possible, I choose the godmodding colour #000000 as the colour in the Battlefield and on my glove.
(I'd like to apologise for being a major source of breaking the update, as I had around 5 to 8 null posts this turn. To answer Franciso's questions, 1: Twin, 2: No, although I summoned him in Acolyte, 3: She's the Third Gatekeeper, and Twin, due to activating the FATE that made her appear earlier than usual summoned her by proxy, although the reason she's here is Uzi. You have nothing to worry about since Chara is a PZ-Boss, and the last time I checked, you were PZ. Also, avoid null-posting like the plague.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
19,000 damage to Love! Love is, however, very well aware of what it is-but herein it stands for the opposite of Hatred...The Scribe's Hatred, specifically.
You ascend to the vaunted rank of Alpha Godmodder!...UnknownTattle pesters you a few seconds after and correctly gives you your address, however. It appears the veil doesn't work on people who already know the information-however, with anonymity provided by an avatar and an unfamiliar name, the effect should work as normal. Or, in other words: If they concretely know who you are the Veil doesn't work on them. This is why you could theoretically live next door to Richard without actually associating that guy with our godmodding 'friend', Richard, as you do not concretely know if that guy and the godmodder are the same person. Plus, Veils are the power of more advanced godmodders anyways.
Alright. I have been inactive as hell. What's the battleground and weather again?
One of my plans is to summon Gaster, so people, don't do that instead of me. And I have a feeling he isn't gonna like working with Chara.
BTW Congratulations on becoming an Alpha Godmodder!
This idea just came to my mind. What if the 4th DTG game would be in the time of the Psi-Godmodding war?
/null
It's unlikely, to put it one way. We're not really sure if anyone wants to continue DTG at this point; how many new gimmicks can we get to keep things fresh? It's a complicated problem. Plus, the Psi-Godmodding wars are just too epic for us to realistically detail, and also far too set in stone for our purposes.
I start doing a level system based on rudisplorking 4/50
And I stop helping consumer of all to become a godmodder and instead start a new charge:
alchemies
The Reinforcement && Book of support && Warp Zone gives Zone of Control 11/11
School of necromancy && The blasting pages && Green blood gives WISE FROM YO GWAVES 11/11
Then
I try infinity of love && Damaged Transmutation field
alternator && soul of the lord nooooooooopelemental gives ???
1/??
I help proof of concept(three times)
I test the WISE FROM YO GWAVES to do necromancy or something of this kind.
I torture the nearest soul.
It happens to be one of the souls on omega flowey.
Well I do not count because I am too much dumb for having a soul.
Zone of Control: This item basically gives you complete control over a small area. It has to be within the area of control and is itself immune to whatever you do; that's about it.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES: Uncontested and near-infinite Necromantic power with a side of memes, this scroll depicts every form of Necromancy ever conceived, no matter how fowl, all scrawled upon in green blood.
Flowey is too powerful for him to be harmed prematurely like that! He laughs at you.
[RP AND ATTACKS]
With my newfound powers as an Alpha godmodder, I try out a curse, in this case the Curse of Levitation. I say Curse, but it's really more of a blessing, as the effected, which are the Hulk, the Meguca, the Witch, the Kardinal, Southfrie and our new Gatekeeper, Chara, find themselves about ten blocks above the Bonesea for a single turn. Joshua and Mega Fatty are immune, so it shouldn't matter. Richard's going to dispell the curse simply to what Uzi did to Inversion, isn't he?
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 1/30 ============================== Magical Theories 23/50 ================================================== Elemental Ascendance 36/50 ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (10/11) =========== Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (6/16) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (6/13) ============= +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
(I decided to give levels to my own alchemies because this is taking a while to get some. The Meguca should be barely saved by this attack if she stays Airborne.
Also, what did I do to offend Asterism?)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher
Richard does exactly what you expected stops you cold, nullifying your curse...Not like he really needed to. You're not terribly strong to yourself, you know, and 'airborn' is actually VERY high.
Judging by Tazz's wording, it sounds like all the posts AFTER the announcement are nullified... but everyone else is reposting, so...
30/50 (I think this is where I'm at??? These charges are getting so difficult to keep track of...)
2/50
Well, as I personally have no entities on the field, and I really think an AZ wipe would be the best thing ever right now, I think now would be a good time to put even MORE pressure on them, in addition to the Coffins, Chara, and Omega Flowey as well!
I put Ultra Greed in a monster-size piggy bank. It's monster-sized because it's literally a monster. It's called the "incredibly painful and corrosive stomach acid monster". How specific. How bad of an occurrence for Ultra Greed.
Ultra Greed is in Iron Chef, and cannot be interacted with!
Ugh, how long was it since that failed attempt of hypnosis?
1 Year.
WHAT?! Am I dead or something?
No, nonono! See, the bad part of dimension travelling is that you can only be active while I am watching! Now, let's get to the point. To progress here, you will need help of four people.
Alright, I'm listening
First, you will need a Basilisk.
You mean the giant snake that kills by looking at you?
Yes, that. But because of dimension travelling, it cannot kill with sight. But this isn't an ordinary Basilisk. This is the king of them all, Uroboros.
But-but-that's my family's surname! He is on our seal! He is the one who has wings, right?
Yes, him. Secondly, you will need Darth Nihilus, a great Dark Lord that feeds on people's mana, or how they call it, the Force.
Wait. aren't there only three Dark Lords, the ones you made?
In our dimension, yes. But every universe has a different number of the Dark Lords. This one's are the Godmodders, and two of them are just battling here. Third, many beasts from here have been summoned from a world called Ullurgha, or in Common Speech, Undertale. Two of them are also here, each fighting for one Godmodder. On your side is a demon called Chara, and on the other one..... something just insane. They call it many names. God Flowey, Omega Flowey, Flowey X. But it's real name.... is Asriel. And to defeat it, you will need another thing from there. An omnipresent being, formerly a Royal Scientist, W. D. Gaster. He is already shredded through time and space, so it shouldn't be that hard to pull into this world.
A figure slowly walks to the place, a skeleton wearing a black robe, with a crack in his skull connecting his left eye and his mouth, and another coming from his right eye, going up his skull. Levitating skeletal hands with holes in their middle follow him.
I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU, AT LAST!
What?
I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU, AT LAST!
What?
I said I'm pleased to meet you.
Ah, I'm pleased too! You must be Gaster, right?
Dr. Gaster.
Yes, whatever "Doctor" means.
Finally, you will need something that will always be able to be with you, to help you with this quest. And that is me.
But-but- How can I summon you when you are already here?
Present, yes. Physical, no. For this, you will need to use some artifacts that can make this possible. Those are called "Mods". For this, you will need the Intangible Mod. I also got you some of those that have some things from our dimension, and also the special items you will need to summon us except The Man who speaks in Hand.
Please, just call me Gaster!
GASTER GASTER GASTER GASTER GAS-
Stop. Now, wake up!
Ker'Athri looks up, only to find a giant flying monstrosity staring at him. 6 colored, glowing hearts float around it, creating an aura of sorts.
Nocturna, WHY?!
If 27 years of training Void Magic has ever learned him anything, that means stay away from anything that has Human Souls other than it's. Especially if it looks like Cthulhu.
Alright, Ker, let the fun begin!
The Dark Elf starts chanting words from his spellbook, and runes appear in the air. They slowly form a perfect circle, and the Souls start levitating towards it. Slowly they get through the ring, and a mist of their color starts rising above them. It is a small portion of their power getting drained, and the colors slowly become paler. Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard, and the runes explode. The souls get back to the beast as it laughs.
"How sweet of you. A gray-skinned human with pointy ears knows magic. That won't help you, you IDIOT"
The remaining of mist that didn't go back into the souls falls on Ker's body and it absorbs it.
CAN SOMEONE STOP THE SCREAMS?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Stupid Soul Magic!
The Elf starts getting unconscious, it's last thing focusing all it's possible energy on sending a 6-colored sphere to attack a random AZ entity, before he faints.
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Darth Nihilus: 0/50
Basilisk: 0/50
Gaster (Main priority for Flowey destruction): 0/50
Nocturna the Shadow: 0/50
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
We need to destroy Omega Flowey, quickly!
Your random attack murders one of the last Tombstones!
I would hardly call a Godmodder a 'local' Dark Lord. Indeed, their powers are quite literally anathema to fiction itself-they're representations of bad writing, and the strongest of all just because of what they represent, and as this world is literally Fiction, their powers are inherently degrading in even the most benign ways. Hence, why everyone's hyper-empowered by the Narrative and why godmodders are so important in the end.
I arrange a meeting with Tazz in the Reputable Cafe. As we sip our tea, I discreetly slip him a package of cookies, the good kind, with a note attached: "For success".
I poke Richard.
You successfully poke Richard! Unfortunately, you poked him in his armor, meaning he didn't feel it at all.
Thanks for the Cookies, by the way. I'm not really a cookie person but free stuff, yay.
I launch a series of Magneto-Drones at Chara, and use them in series to cause the Suit of Knives to slam into several drones sequentially, and also maybe trick Chara into wasting one of only two attacks insta-killing a small drone.
Random Event: A lost Apollo mission lands on the planet. Several astronauts get out and begin doing experiments. They have absolutely no effect on the battle right now, but I suspect that anything attacking them is going to wish they hadn't.
Apollo 20: 10000/10000 HP, Research Mission: ||||| (leaves after Research Mission complete)
Entity Orders: First off, the Avenger retcons the research to a +1 armor bonus for all XCOM troopers (yes, I should be choosing the research, they already have all the end-game tech anyways and are researching technology off the battlefield, such as how to optimally defend against incoming attacks). Then, it deploys 10 rookies and another XCOM squad consisting of two Rangers, a Grenadier, a Specialist, a Sharpshooter, and a Psi operative. Lastly, it drops a squad of ADVENT MECs (4 MECs, 15 HP, 2 armor, and 2k damage each (with 25% accuracy penalty as usual for everything XCOM)). Now, for the part where we start trashing Chara.
First off, the MECs are sent in to close range, with the intent to force Chara to attack them. They are programmed to intercept Chara's attacks and force her to waste one of her insta-kills on them (which may not even insta-kill given that you destroy these MECs instead of killing them (yes, ADVENT MECs are 100% robot), but probably will still kill the bot due to sheer damage anyways), and if they are able to will also fire on Chara's Suit of Knives with their main guns.
Secondly, the rookies are sent in to run around screaming in front of him as a secondary line of defense to force her to waste another attack, and also to spray shots randomly at the Knife Clusters to hopefully increase their odds of surviving for long enough to block a Chara attack.
Thirdly, the main XCOM teams takes the following actions in order:
Psi Operatives: The Psi Operatives attempt to make Chara miss via combining their efforts with Insanity attacks to inflict 6 shock stacks (which probably have half effect on her due to being a boss, but that is still a 30% chance to make each attack fail) on her.
Grenadiers: The 2 grenadiers open fire on Chara, with one of them using the Heavy Weapon ability to ensure a rupture effect on the suit of blades to maximize damage, while the other just uses a conventional machine gun for a basic attack (he was going to use Suppression, but 50% of infinity damage is still infinity damage). (8000 auto-hit and rupture from the first one, 2500 from the second one)
Sharpshooters: The pair of sharpshooters show why snipers are broken in XCOM by both using Headshot on the suit of blades (and it is technically a precision shot, so just because the suit doesn't have a helmet won't stop this from working), then using their secondary Quick Draw attack to poke knife clusters for a little extra damage. (12500 from each sharpshooter to the Suit, 1000 from each sharpshooter to a knife cluster)
Rangers: The 3 rangers combine attacks to hit the Knife Clusters with Reaper combos, aiming to maximize kills (the Rangers will use each attack on the toughest thing with less HP than that attack's damage if possible, and if that is not possible they use the attack on the cluster with the least HP that is still alive). (3000+2500+2000+1500+1000+500 auto-hit damage divided among Knife Clusters from each (10500 total damage from each), no burn because the burn effect was instead bonus armor)
Specialists: The 3 specialists use basic attacks on Chara's Suit of Knives, but their GREMLINs are busy healing friendlies, healing the wounded Grenadier, Sharpshooter, and Ranger (one heal from each one goes to each target). (+5 HP to healing targets, 2500 damage to Suit from each)
Lastly, I note that due to again forgetting a Cataclysm shield when making an entity with unusual defensive abilities, Chara could potentially bypass the normal shoot-down system and flat-out anhillate the Avenger. To mitigate these odds, I do several things: I send the rookies, MECs, and XCOM troopers into seperate stat lines (so that any splash damage from her insane attack is limited to wiping out one whole group of units), I fly the Avenger far enough away to make any attack that poly-kills both the Avenger and the squads distracting Chara less plausible, and then attempt to order the Stardust Monolith to interdict for it to take the hit instead (not sure whether or not I get to control NinjaV's entities after he left, but maybe).
-I KEEP THE STATS ON DOCUMENTS CRUSHER, NO NEED TO REPOST THEM.-
Dark Dreamy Bowser's Actions: I activate both of my charges to summon a horde of minions to provide me with my army, then go all-out against Chara's knife clusters. I send my most disposable group of minions straight at Chara to provide additional walls to block her insta-kill attack.
UserZero brainwashes the Apollo Mission!...This does nothing except make whatever the fruits of their labors were strictly PZ benefitted. Her godmodding is so masterful that she already takes care of the inevitable 'haha, it was a trap and i knew you would do that and did this,' simply by predicting that you would do that, ergo disarming it without even knowing what it was in the first place!
The Avenger cannot retcon research! You can't control the outcome! The Great Commandy One's ways are nebulous, secretive and sometimes just plain don't make sense! For that matter, your attempts utterly fail as the Avenger was doing most of that anyways! As for the troops, They'll do as you say, but given the fact that Chara is a kid, it's feasible that he may just slip by all the defense. He's a small bugger.
I pull out a knife, pull out a pin that was stuck in the hilt, and throw it at the Suit of Knives. The knife bursts into a cloud of deadly chlorine gas.
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 5/16
Greater Orb of Earth 5/11
Orb of Earth 5/6
6/20 for an attack
6/50 for The titan of earth
9/50 for Elemental Ascendence (+1 from crusher
+3 to consumer
Um, some earth rocks swirl up from the center of the... elemental? And begin firing rapid-fire at the knife suit Chara is controlling/wearing, knocking knives everywhere.
Also, Reposted again due to the Announcement augh...
Attack: I also try out the Black Flag at Chara's Knife Cluster, however I see the materials that came from the mysterious being with the list that is needed to create the hidden recipe. (I do think about that however let's get to the basics so I want to maintain the Entity Advantage.)
I mix up water with apple creating apple juice from my blender, then I pour the apple juice in the empty bottle creating the Apple Juice Bottle.
Next is cut oranges up and juice these creating orange juice then I pour the orange juice into the bottle filled with apple juice and I shake the bottle while I put my thumb on the hole that spills out liquid creating the Orange and Apple Mix in the bottle.
the next part is Mix the Noodles (which is cooked) with the Orange and Apple Mix I was going to get it however I don't have the noodles however, I put the Interdimentional Door in front of me when I opened it, someone gives the noodles which is cooked to me then I pour soy sauce into the noodles while I pour Orange and Apple Mix in the noodles and I mixed it.
I use powerful light magic on the Orange and Apple Mixed Noodles transforming into the Light-infused Orange and Apple Mixed Noodles I give the Light-infused Orange and Apple Mixed Noodles to the Light Magician while I stroked on the head while the Light Magician is being fed with Light-infused Orange and Apple Mixed Noodles.
Cape for Mr. Stun Guy: 10/10! +2 from Talist and Hezetor (an Extra +1 from Hezetor if it's +2 from Tazz.)
I just made that cape for you.
Mr. Stun Guy: Give me that cape that you made.
Ok.
Mr: Stun Guy: Now I have the true power of the 50 Post Entity and I feel as strong as the true stun master.
Mr Stun Guy's Post charge: 40 ====> 50 Upgraded!
Mr Stun Guy the man with the cape.
He has extra stuff from his 10 post upgrade
220,000 HP
His basic attack now deal 20,000 damage and 20% chance to Stun targets
His Stun Roll now targets 2 Enemies at the time and deals damage based on his Rolls.
1 = 0 damage each
2 = 2,500 damage each
3 = 5,000 damage each
4 = 7,500 damage each
5 = 10,000 damage each
6 = 12,500 damage each
7 = 15,000 damage each
8 = 17,500 damage each
9 = 20,000 damage each
10 = 25,000 damage each
and Let's Stun 'em now targets up to 4 Enemies
After the Stat Upgrade, I noticed that the Cape is also made in the Kingdom of Courier.
Mr: Stun Guy: I know that, I am also one of the citizens of Courier (The kingdom that where people lives and most of them can speak in Courier New)
As the result of this, One of the Charge slots becomes a Free Charge Slot.
[FREE CHARGE SLOT]
[RESERVED UNTIL TALIST KNOWS WHAT WE ARE DOING]
The Plusinator Crystals 43/50 (Will be added as one of the Alchemiter Ingredient or Module making process for upgrading or creating items that has the + next to the level Max: Level 14+ or Level 15 (Without the Plus) Same Power as the Level 15 if you make the Level 14+ Item.)
Alchemy Creation:
Cannon && a pile of Black Midis && Minigun && Lag Reducers = Black (MIDI) Flag 11/11! Inspecting...
It's like the Cannon that fires out Black Midis on foes but Tazz will know how that thing works.
Knife && Glass of TPP Hivemind && Playing Cards && Heart = Broken Twist 10/16
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line (Plusinator Crystals Recommended for this line but the stronger version of the Plusinator Crystal is required for one of the ultimate alchemies that I make): Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Level 15 Alchemies
Allies Action:
The Light Magician uses Light Heal Bomb on herself/Light Magician, Fenris Suneater and Dr. Boom.
Mr. Stun Guy's Action: I use Stun Roll at Kardinal Kazoomeister and The Hulk now.
==Turn Repost 1==
Level 2.
Ante Matter: 48,000/115,000.
==Alchemies/Charges==
Charge #4: 38/40 The Pact 50/50! [PACT ALREADY SUMMONED]
Charge #5: 11/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 13/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 6/8
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 2/14
==Action==
Crystal reveals that when he equipped the Pure Magic Eye, he actually just infused it into his right eye, due to it being made of magic! The sheer surprise of this causes the Hulk to take damage.
Adventurer Class. Put into a URL to preserve that rare resource known as Tazz sanity.
Class Tracking:
Attitude: None (2/3 mind)
Tokens: (4, 1, 1)
Total Tokens (8, 5, 5)
Also, I'll say that blaming Richard for the destruction of the Earth is like saying "Oh no! This person is coming at me with a knife! I know! In self defense, I'll go nuke some small, neutral country halfway across the world! That'll show 'im!"
And... I've said this before... AZ doesn't mean Pro-Richard... It means Anti-Zero. At least for me, anyway.
Commands:
Leictreon: PZ', GS, GS, NU, __
A storage upgrade and NU matter is really useless for Leictreon...
I assume that Leictreon is currently unable to act, but if it can, use a PZ primed matter on Chara's suit of knives (or Chara xirself if possible) for 50,000 damage + 10,000 per turn for 3 turns.
Action:
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
Mikoto looks up at Flowey, not impressed. And he ignores UserZero ignoring Flowey because Flowey annoys me.
'Kill or be killed'? Hm. That's a really stupid way to see the worlj. And more than that, it's a naife way to see the world. Naife: Lacking in worldly judgement. If you want to surfife, then you usually just stay away from unnecessary fights, which is an actual law of nature. So don't gife me that justification.
Of course, he might have been saying that for the benefit of Gail, who was panicking quietly behind him.
Inari, we're going. Come on.
Mikoto turns to leave, but Inari objects.
What? But we need to kill that thing!
No we don't. It will sort itself out in time. More importantly, the charge to repair the Earth is almost done. We need to contact the other sije.
But we don't have a charge to break the wall. So... was your plan to just bash your head into the wall until one of them breaks?
Mikoto seems to smile a little.
Well, thanks for putting it so eloquently. You do know me. Gail, follow me please.
Then he started to walk off, followed by Gail. A few seconds later, Inari runs up and starts walking besides him.
Then let me suggest a different plan. We'll go bash our heads into the wall until it breaks. Really, the civilians aren't the expendable ones. We are. We can take much more of a beating.
Mikoto stops and looks back at her.
Hah. Then let's go be masochist together.
Then they all hear the message, Inari being the only one to hear it in English and some of the poetic value being lost on the other two.
...
...
... Yeah, we're leaving.
...
So, action... Mikoto and Inari go back to the wall of turrets at the outside of the battlefield. Tensing herself to dodge incoming fire, Inari shoots a firework like stream of light, sparks and explosions at the wall in order to attract all their attention. While she's doing that, Mikoto tries to create a portal between here and the other side.
Alchemy and charges:
Finished list
Powermace lvl 4, Stormforged Axe lvl 2, Charged Hammer lvl 2, Ekog Clock lvl 3, Coghammer lvl 3, Duotine Gas Generator lvl 5, TrueSilver Champion lvl 5, Argent Lance lvl 2, Sword of Justice lvl 3, Armor of Light lvl 7, Glacier Shield lvl 7, World Tree Shield lvl 10, Black Hold Shield lvl 10, Glove of the Sun lvl 3, Coal lvl1 (YERS!), Glyph of Mana lvl 6, Glyph of Life lvl 8, Glyph of Growth lvl
Got +6. I think. +1 to Hezetor, +1 to Pricey, +1 to Toast. Also, you guys don't have to give me +1s if you don't want to. It's going to be a long time before the entity. Like, really long time.
50/50 @FBSN: I'm contributing this to fixing Earth. Flowey doesn't count as weird enough for me to not do this.
21/50
20/50
Leicteron can't do anything that involves the field until it comes back in full. It can do stuff on its own, however (like Prime matter).
Your Earth-Saving charge is finished! It will not be expended until one more person finishes!
Mikoto fails to create a portal because the energies needed to make the portal were disrupted by him being shot directly in an area that no male entity would ever manage to be shot in without losing all focus!...You know exactly what I mean and you don't need to know it further! The lot of you are knocked backwards by the recoil of the fire before you can try much else immediately. No two streets about it: It's going to take an EXTREMELY creative action or a strong charge to burst through!
Charge #4Bloody Sun: 40/40! (+1 from Richard. Thank you!) UNLEASHING...
Darkness: 13/50. (The other +1 from Richard.)
Charge #6: 1/50.
+3 to Bomber.
True Essence of Quintessence && Crystal Orb == Orb of Perfection 14/16
Wand && Modular Upgrade == Modular Wand 7/8
Metal Rod || (Never Tell Me the Odds && Pure Probability Energy) == The Betmaker 3/14
==Action==
Crystal’s SOUL pulsates in its vial, waiting and watching. It’s preparing something...
40/40 charge expended!
Abruptly, it erupts with a blaze of purple light, a hole ripping in reality itself as something, or rather someone, tumbles out of it. This someone is in golden armor, and wields a massive spear forged of what seems to be pure gold the same as their armor. As they rise up,—
>Examine surroundings
>Battle in progress
>Join Battle
>Stone of Fiery Sunlight auto-activated
—the lance’s blade bursts into golden flame, casting the area in sharp relief. A brilliant-cut diamond set at the base of the haft glitters with the same flame. The figure takes stock of the area, noting the massive flower-abomination dominating the battlefield, the six coffins facing it down, and the angel of genocide floating over everything. They look about ready to attack the flower—
(Is that Crystal’s soul?)
—when they focus on the purple soul floating in one of the vials. At exactly that time, the soul pulses again, a nimbus of purple light forming around the figure’s head before dissipating.
>Receive psychic infodump
>Assimilate psychic infodump
>Change targets
(That thing in the knives has the capability to instant-kill anything. Better focus on it. Crystal’s in there, but he’s in there of his own free will.)
The figure turns toward Chara, a white-gold aura flaring around them.
"Hello. The name’s Mars. So, I hear you have the ability to instantly kill anything. Meet my own instant kill technique."
>Immortal Blade Triumphant
The white-gold aura flaring around Mars abruptly transfers over to their spear, which is properly known as a dire lance, merging with the golden flames already on the blade. Viewers gain an innate sense of understanding of the effects of said transfer -- the blade is now incredibly stronger due to being a conduit for the power and legend of Mars, who is apparently a Solar Exalted.
>Attack Chara
Mars rushes toward Chara, blade flaring with golden light, leaps, and an instant before the strike—
>World-Scarring Solar Glory
—the blade flares with golden light, so bright it might blind for a few seconds anyone who looked directly at it. Anyone who even catches a glimpse, though, both gains an inkling of what Mars is doing and sees Chara's Suit of Knives disassembling under the blade's edge as though it were no more than paper. This specific attack can be used to inflict an arbitrary amount of damage, from zero to infinity. Happily, it looks like Mars hasn't set it to infinity, which would be a matter for the OP Scale, but rather to an amount of damage appropriate to a 40-post charge. Convenient, no? Mars lands on the other side of Chara, before a vast swathe of Chara's knife suit falls away, the knives dissolving into nothingness as they descend.
==Entities==
All my controlled entities rush Chara and their Suit of Knives.
The Mindwalker && Indigo Flame && Eye of Providence = Line of Sight 1/14(checked earlier)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = ??? 1/??
31,000/100,000 Lv. 1
Shortly after the Golem's soul disappears, a popup window appears above the Golem's corpse.
ERROR: G0lem.exe is not responding. Searching for a solution to the problem...
...After 30 seconds, the window disappears without a trace.
Elsewhere...
An instance of Terraria starts up, opening to a multiplayer server... "1.3 DEAR GOD".
The server loads up, and an image of a fairly generic NPC tower can be seen, as is commonplace among Terraria players.
The world then turns 3D without warning, turning to another Battlefield, one with decidedly more alchemies being thrown around.
On the other side, a robot can be seen, casually staring at a sword.
The robot then turns around directly to the window with a look of annoyance.
Tempo: What. No. Go away. Look, time's broken enough over there without me coming back.
A portal opens up near Tempo, linking the two sessions temporarily.
Tempo: Look, even if I can, that doesn't mean I should. ...Besides, I'm not stealing his stuff.
Tempo: ...I guess it's not really stealing if you're the victim and perpetrator, is it.
Tempo: Well, it still is, but who cares, not like time isn't breaking anyways. Besides, I could use a distaction.
Tempo casually strolls into the portal, coming out onto the Battlefield. They pluck the Titanspark Wand off the Alchemiter, but it implodes horrifically, almost blowing off their arm.
Tempo: ...Oh come on. Whatever.
Tempo: Let's see what we can scrounge together.
Tempo: ...Oh hey, a part of CC. And. A gun I used to have. Nice.
Tempo: And... There. Nice to make stuff. Hm, what to do about that person, though...
Tempo: Let's just toss a gnu at it.
Tempo then pulls out the New Gnu News Noose Gun, shooting gnus at Chara.
~Charges~
Tonic. 44/50 (+7 from various)
Reserved. 10/10 DONE. It was actually done last turn but I forgot.
This Was Probably A Mixtape. 2/30
~Alchemy~
Wildfire (Level 10 - 10/11)
1+ to MeGa, +2 to Hezetor
Inventory
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 12'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
Action.
~Toast expends the RESERVED charge. She brings Suddenly, walls rise up behind everyone! Then tables came up out of the ground, which was now becoming tiles. After a few seconds, the entire place was transformed into a masssive DINER.
Like, really massive.
Just assume everyone was able fit in there pretty well.
Terrain: Diner
Entities gain +1 to charges every turn.
She also uses the 2 of Diamonds on Vox Asterism. Leona uses Shield of Daybreak on Joshua.
~Toast finally finishes the turn by Hi Jump Kicking Chara, Suit of Knives and all into a stack of wine glasses, sending them toppling and smashing down on Chara in a hilarious fashion.
The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 7/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 7/16 preview this please
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 4/16 lv. 3?????????????????????????????????
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I point out the fact that i willed into existance the Salt Star Two, which became the ultimate Saltform. I convert the price of the Death Star Two (bulit with steel) to if it had been built with salt. I bill ire creeper that amount.
I then point out that the salt star two never existed- The imperial fleet i mentioned was not salty at all and the salt star is currently in hyperdeath. Therefore, the ultimate saltform cannot exist, because the death star was neither salt nor spice. And if the salt star two refers to the one that fought the Salt Core's death star two, then it would still fail because it would be blown to pieces by all the super lasers, and if there was a salt cirus the Spice Core would just erase it and create another death star. Not to mention the entire spice fleet. This logic reverts the salt planet into the spice planet. The large number of decoy spice planets make the real one impossible to find.
I then toss Stars armored phone at a bunch of fire sharks. You know, sharks that live in lava.
Attack Meter [PZNNNNNNNNN] Whatever alignment has the most assists on the Attack Meter, I will attack the opposite alignment.
I become a neutral shopkeeper because ripping off Pit and piono plot reasons. That's it. Plot reasons.
Every +1 I get = 1 store credit and 1 in the attack meter and entity meters. Alchemies cost their level in store credits, while a charge slot costs 20. Entities act similar to how Pit's do.
I think it's been a while since you've last posted, so welcome back!...I REALLY hate this style of neutrality, however. I'll just admit that. It's a personal thing and I won't stop you but seriously I am annoyed.
Reposted due to Tazz order. Also, IGU, consider the matter forgiven. We've all had those days.
Finished, saving until others are done: 50/50 To save the Earth, one charge point at a time. XSlayer, if you want to help, + someone else. I recommend either MegaMiner or OldSithRevan
4/50 A Youkai that only took a turn to wake up due to massive delays
38/50 Beat Beat Beat To the left! (+1 Piono, +1 Tazz) Right foot let's stomp!
+3 saved
+3 Irecreeper
Mega Mushroom II Invincibility Star: True Mega Mushroom 10/16 (I believe you said this was level 15)
The ultimate in one turn buffs. Massive raise in attack power, and invincibility. What's not to like? Other than the long charge time.
Star's Armored Phone II Satellite Dish: Star's Armored Phone-Now with Internet! (I like this name better than Star's Armored Satellite Dish. It's basically the exact same thing.) 5/6
Multiplies data gathering speed by 1.5.
Small Nuke && Flowers II Grass II Mushrooms II Saplings II Bone Meal: Reset Bomb 4/16
Text Adventure OF DOOM!
Star looks at his surroundings. "You would be correct, as if that weren't obvious. I have guesses, but, well, I'm not going to waste my time with them. I take inventory, and if I have anything that could help me get up to the top of this room, I use it to do so. I also check to see if my portal powers work. If they do, I wonder why this sidequest is so easy. I was expecting Sierra text adventure levels. But I definitely don't complain. If they do, I also use them to give myself weapons of mass destruction and take myself to the top."
/begin rp
(5/6 years in the future...)
"Oh. That's what she did to me when I was gone. No wonder she looked so annoyed when I came back.
Well, I guess I should do what I am scheduled to do."
A portal opens to a secluded land, far off from civilization.
"Good, I got here right on time. Day after spring, so I don't have to deal with that annoying fairy. YUKARI? ARE YOU STILL HERE?"
"Yes, I got your message. You said to stay here for a day after waking."
"So you left, and came back when I called."
"Yep!"
"Knew it. Here's the situation. Remember when Aya went around taking pictures of everyone?"
"Yes..."
"And remember that you guys didn't like that very much?"
"...yes..."
"So, imagine if she was required to go around to everyone, but instead tried to go directly to you. Only you are at about a quarter power, but have the motivation to kill her.
And everyone else."
"I am guessing you are not on 'my' side. You like an underdog, and you don't like killing people."
"You'd be correct. Now for the details: 'Aya' needs to win in order to stop a paradox from occurring, and not only is the 'Yukari' of this situation still powerful, she's also an omnicidal insane murderer. She blew up the planet she lived on to spite the people she was battling, and blame it on the 'Aya' of this situation."
"I understand, so what's in it for me?"
"Fun. You don't need to go full power, you're not at risk of dying, you're just going to have fun.
But you're not allowed to go in yet, these things have rules."
"I know, a different iteration of me was summoned before.
Aren't you supposed to be somewhere?"
"I'm currently on probably the closest thing I'll ever get to a vacation; there aren't any universes in need of assistance that aren't currently being helped by someone or something else...that aren't already too far gone for me to help. That's not going to last long."
/end RP
"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"CAPTAIN FALCON TAKES CAPTAIN FALCON'S NEW POWERS AND DECIDES TO PUT THEM TO GOOD USE. CAPTAIN FALCON DECIDES THAT CAPTAIN FALCON SHOULD SHOW OFF SOME OF CAPTAIN FALCON'S OTHER MOVES. CAPTAIN FALCON TAKES THE BLUE FALCON, DRIVES IT COUNTER-CLOCKWISE AROUND THE TREE, AND DECIDES TO JUMP OUT OF THE COCKPIT. STANDING ON TOP OF IT, CAPTAIN FALCON POINTS HIS PALM OUT AT THE KARDINAL KAZOOMEISTER, AND YELLS, CURLING CAPTAIN FALCON'S PALM AS CAPTAIN FALCON DOES SO, "COME ON!" THE KARDINAL KAZOOMEISTER ANGRILY DECIDES TO ATTACK CAPTAIN FALCON, BUT DOES NOT GET FAR BEFORE CAPTAIN FALCON LEAPS FROM CAPTAIN FALCON'S BLUE FALCON, GRAPPLES THE KARDINAL, AND TRIUMPHANTLY CRIES, "YES!", KNOCKING THE 'MEISTER BACK, DEALING 20,000 DAMAGE PLUS BONUS FROM THE NARRATIVE BOOST, AND BONUS FROM THE BLUE FALCON, AND STUNNING HIM. YES, CAPTAIN FALCON CAN USE THE WORD, "HIM", BUT ONLY WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. THEN THE DAMAGE TOTAL IS DIVIDED BY 4000.
I was thinking in a 'you treat Captain Falcon as the source of your regular attacks in the turn thing.' But OK. 4 damage to Kardinal Kazoomeister.
You find no items on the floor that could help you to get at the raised desks above. You do not find any exits either, but you do see three archways that look like doors or exits would be set upon them.
Your portal powers WORK...But they do not FUNCTION. To be specific, you sense that you cannot go to anywhere where you have gone beforehand, which basically means that you cannot go straight back to the Battlefield and cheat death in that manner. However, your ability to create portals is still usable; that is to say, as long as you know where you are going and have physically BEEN there, you may create a portal to that location. Still, this means you cannot tap into a vast majority of your abilities.
A robed being suddenly appears at the far left end of the desk, relative to you. He looks to be here searching for something and doens't notice you, but after a few seconds his eyes catch your figure standing there, at which point he very briefly stares upon you before vanishing again.
Y fires The Goldflamer at Chara's Suit of Knives, the sheer heat of the explosion melting some of the knives together into a red-hot mass.
He then heals the Starduist Monolith.
Whorp!
Y once again appears in front of sans.
Y: I think you know very well whom to attack
Y psionically conjures up an image of a flower and a knife being destroyed by a gasterblaster.
The remaining Maxwellists split up into groups of 2, each group attacking a Coffin. The last group attacks the Monitor.
The Clockwork Automaton attacks the Knife Clusters.
Black Widow Staff 9/13
Jungle Spores && Nature's Gift || SCP-2905-2 seed
Supermagnet Sphere 2/4
Wall of Chains 12/20
SCP-914-1:1 6/10
SCP-914-Coarse 6/10
00C: Well, then I guess it's a good thing that my keyboard's batteries ended in the middle of writing this post. Now I don't have to repost it.
You cannot control Hostiles! The rest of your entities will do as you say. You heal the Monolith for 3,000 HP and deal 4,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives!
sans: i have a bad feeling he'll be short-lived for all of his power.
sans: that thing over there did obliterate someone else under similar circumstances.
sans: in any case, I did insist upon him trying to attack uzi more, so...cant hit him, sorry.
I pull out a slightly modified Hercules Hook: SLIGHTLY MODIFIED HERCULES HOOK+500% damage to knives Strange - 65,192 knives destroyed Sharpness CXXVIIKills knives instantly Speaks to you in Lojban for no reason The MAYS-inator: Slightly Modified OxiClean Slightly Modified Hercules Hook Slightly Modified Suicide Putty Slightly Modified Billy Bazooka
Puts you on with someone who speaks Lojban Have you ever wanted to destroy knives with a hook normally used for hanging stuff (or used in HOH SIS commercials)?Now you can! Introducing the Slightly Modified Hercules Hook. It's a Hercules Hook, BUT BETTER!Also speaks to you in Lojban for no reason, because why not.
I then charge, WM1 style, into Chara's Suit of Knives with an equivalent suit made of these things all facing outward.
CAP: 31/50 (+4 from UserZero, +1 from Consumer) (I'm too lazy to go scouring through the dummy turn for charge plusses)
Walker decides that, since Chara is the best bet for dealing with Omega Flowey, applying a stack of Fortification to the knife clusters should help. She doesn't seem to be particularly worried about the whole being at risk of immense existence cessation syndrome, standing off to the side and being confident in her actions.
Joshua, meanwhile, cracks his knuckles and unloads his Special Attack all over Omega Flowey's monitor, along with everything that implies. Once done, he turns to Sans.
"Excuse me. Would you mind helping contribute to the not dying horribly to a gigantic pile of weeds effort? That would be greatly appreciated, since despite the fact that I would doubtlessly be able to survive the cessation of this reality's existence albeit as little more than a pile of blue crystal, should he go that far, it's too interesting a reality for me to want to see destroyed. And, you know, dying is painful."
A moment passes.
"...By the way, you always were my favorite guy, at least as far as your world is concerned. But, given how these worlds all work, I'm sure another me, perhaps from past or perhaps from future, has told one of the other Sanses that already. If you didn't know that, then, well... now you know. Make of that what you will."
sanspoints to the above argument. Let's not dig into how that works physically.
Chara's Knife clusters are fortified and will take 25% less entity damage for two turns.
-SPLIT UPDATE IN PROGRESS-
#heisunworthy
+5 to all as compensation. This IS NOT to all charges: This is just the total amount of compensation you get, and you may apply it to any of your charges in any way you see fit. Huzzah!
UT: yeah, your address is [REDACTED] UT: did you forget consumerofAll [CA] was forced unconscious. UT: what UT: really UT: stop joking around with /me (ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER) UT: this is either an absurdly prolonged joke or you are actually unconscious. UT: answer me CA: hatred. UT: ca are you okay CA: yes. i'm perfectly fine. CA: just, my typing quirk is weird, and i feel the remnants of sheer rage in my head. CA: anyway, i have the most intense game of minecraft to play. CA: be back soon. consumerofAll [CA] stopped responding to unknownTattle [UT]
Well, that was weird. Wait, why is the stick bloody? I check the Update Terminal to see what I missed and...
oh. That explains a lot. I just became the avatar of Uzi and started to murder things. Hey, at least I have an entity kill. Technically. It isn't personally, so it doesn't really count. Let's fix that. I take the grief of the entities harmed by Custodian, and the grief condenses around the bloody stick, before becoming a scythe like blade on it. While sans will die, very, very, soon (he is definitely going to go to under 100% this turn), I really want a personal, and non-Uzi possessed entity kill, so I throw the grief-scythe-Conglomerate stick at Ampersand, and it spins around, appearing to be a purple disk of death. It glows the crimson glow of Uzi's aura, before hitting Ampersand. The scythe hits it's surface, causing several cracks to appear on Ampersand's form, before I wave my hands at it, and it continues to spin extremely quickly, effortlessly cutting through Asterism.
I then put Realitybending Majicks using my godmodding powers into it, if Uzi was inside it for a decent while, and the residue of her possession was still on me after she left, this means that the stick probably also has some of Uzi's aura inside of it, as well as a tiny amount of godmodding energy. The godmodding energy causes the temporal energy inside of Ampersand to start synergising with the Realitybending Majicks in the scythe, and the energy in Ampersand is pulled towards the stick-scythe. It fails to escape, and every single piece of energy is shredded into bits, and pulled into the stick. Ampersand is no more.
You know, unless it somehow survives this. I used a less powerful attack to deal 19,000 damage to Love, and I didn't have crits, so I will be very surprised if it does.
If I don't still have the stick for some reason, I pick up a random stick, and use that in place of the Conglomerate's Stick.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS] Terrors from the Future 9/30 (+2 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ============================== Magical Theories 30/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== Barrier 43/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ================================================== ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (11/??) ================ Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (7/??) ================ (Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (7/??) ================ +2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
(@Francisco: That's intentional. A Skeledop is simply the quotes, and possibly the Battlefield depending on the style of GMing and Tazz didn't have the time and energy to write text, so we only have the Framework.
So, my character/self-insert is now officially female, and is now retroactively a female. This is a change that while a mistake, I am perfectly happy with. It is the third time somebody made the mistake that I was female in DTG. I'm male.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
~Charges~
Tonic. 50/50 (+5 from Tazz) DONE.
DOSH 1/25
This Was Probably A Mixtape. 3/30
~Alchemy~
Wildfire (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE
1+ to MeGa, +2 to Hezetor
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
Examine Wildfire.
I'll just do a huge pseudo-TL;DR on what I was going to do.
Guy walks up to wall. His name is Aven. Aven drinks a red tonic. He walks towards the wall. When the bullets hit the air around him they disappear. He shakes the liquid, it turns dark. He takes a small sample of that liquid, then tosses the bottle onto the wall. The wall basically goes back in time, deconstructing itself as scaffolds come up and down. The wall is kill.
Power 50/50 Henderson 50/50 (what information do I need to put down for a summon?)
Children of Fire && Gifts of Earth && Descendants of Water && Spices of Air && Division Sigil = Pseudo Inversion Sigil 2/11
Porcupine && Snuggie = A Ridiculous Defense (A Ridiculous Offense) 6/16
That entity is rather interesting, definitely not something I want to run away from. Bit confused about it to be honest. I use my HAX to edit my characteristics into a soulless, unintelligent, autonomous being. One could call this a form of suicide. And they would be right. But I do not care anymore. That thing has blotted out the sun, sky, everything. The level of despair is too great to be fathomed by my mind. So I erased my mind, personality, soul. Nothing left, a husk.
The husk stands still.
(I did this on a whim to be honest. But I am too lazy to do anything about it. Also to busy. It is leading up to my summon. not to sure if I want to summon with Chara around though.)
Revan glares at Chara.
Heh...
Nyarly seems quite amused by all that has happened.
Well, I think it is time to channel an old friend.
The Crown that Nyarlathotep had on a tendril, has somehow found it's way onto Nyarly's head.
Zanma is used upon Chara. -7 MP
Two phantasmal winds extend from Nyarlathotep and begin beating creating quite the updraft sending the Outer God airborne.
The wings create forceful wind which whips around the Suit of Knives scattering it beyond recollection.
Revan aids on the assault against Chara, crushing even more of the Suit's Knives with the Force as if they were made of aluminium and toothpicks.
Chara, didn't Toriel ever tell you not to play with knives?
Nyarlathotep settles back onto the ground, the wings vague batlike shape fold behind him, the tendrils that make up his face creates the cutout of a grin.
A hand appears and swipes across the sky creating flames which target Chara.
Nyarlathotep throws a red trident at him as well.
I wonder how much they'd hate you if they knew the truth...
Heheheheh
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 47/50 (+3 from Piono, +1 Tazz for all, +2 Richard)
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 33/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 32/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 1/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Alright, a rash case of Homework has forced me to cancel the update today. Update tomorrow, though, for sure.
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 4/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 8/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 7/13
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 26/50
It's Just a Game 5/50
Save the World... Sort of 18/50 (+2 from JONNNNNN CEENNNAAAAA)
@nullitor
the /nullitor part was a joke. It's a play on words for your screen name.
Anyways.
Redstone turn to Chara.
I'm not afraid of bad boys like you.
I'm only the slightest bit scared by monstrosities.
Monstrosities even stronger than Flowey.
You've got knives, we've got guns.
Think about it.
What wins?
Redstone whips out his hoodie.
He traps Chara's head within it, hoping to suffocate him.
Winchester attacks Flowey.
Mettaton attacks Optomism.
First Repost!
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 5/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 9/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 8/13
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 27/50
It's Just a Game 6/50
Save the World... Sort of 20/50 (+1 from TOAST)
Redstone makes a turret to shoot bananas at Uzi.
They're sticky.
And they explode into popcorn.
2nd Repost!
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Magna Firma Orbis Terrae 6/16
Greater Orb of Earth 6/11
Orb of Earth complete!
7/20 for an attack
7/50 for The titan of earth
10/50 for Elemental Ascendence
+3 to consumer
The earth swirling around begins to condense into a somewhat-humanoid form. It looks like... well, it would look like an earth elemental were it not for the fact that there's very obviously large pieces of it missing.
Ah, 'bout time Richie's toy finished fixing itself up.
The elemental moves over to Richard and... bows?
"Master."
It then begins to move away, only for it to very suddenly launch an enormous string of bone spikes at Chara.
DTG Co Labs
Nope, sorry guys, no Destroy the Godmodder relevant stuff here...
At least, not yet.
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The Hero's Sword && Master Sword = The True Hero's Sword (Level 15: 8/16)
The Hero's Sword && Detemmienation, not to be confused with Determination. = Unh0iing (Level 15: 8/16 preview this please
Real Knife && Determination = Termination (You cant spell Determination without Termination, after all) 5/16 lv. 3?????????????????????????????????
=====
The SPICE CORE decides to continue it's attack on the battlefield, regardless of it's existence. It decides that Omega Flowey could use to be knocked down a couple notches. So, it sends the oncoming fighter attack i previously hinted at in my previous attack towards flowey.
Leading the charge is the devastating Spice-Advanced- Armed with powerful Chili Pepper cannons, it gives the finest spice to any meal, plant or otherwise. Its almighty Pepper Armor is so tasty that whoever attacks it will sure feel ashamed for trying to ruin such a fine specimen of flavor.
The cannon fodder is the SPICE FIGHTER. It's green-pepper cannons are really not as hot as the others, but they still pack a punch!
The bombers are the HEAT DROPPERS; Their powerful Infinity Chili reactor's provide them with an infinite source of heat, generating the heat needed to create their Naga Viper Pepper bombs (1.3 mil units compared to the Infinity chili's 1 mil- Therefore, every 1.3 seconds, a bomb is dropped). From this great heat, the SENSATION, the result of using a wee bit to much spice. The Sensation is a rapiditly spreading biome that is the avatar of SPICE if it were a biome.
A step up from the SPICE FIGHTER, the HEAT INCINERATOR is considerably improved, with shields hot enough to deep-fry anything that touchs them. They have Jalapeño cannons, much stronger than the spice fighter's lackluster armament, along with four cannons for double the heat.
Often forgotten are the sneaky SPICE SNEAKERS. How do they hide? Why, using a salt crystal as a power source, of course! The salt crystal is of course heavily diluted with spice, but most people just think that it's a salty object created from irecreeper's salt. It makes it easier to kill them. They might be fragile, but their almighty SPICE BEAM will leave a scar that many will not soon forget. Oh, i'm sorry, did i imply they had only one? No, they have three. Spice beamz. I mean.
The SPICE REAPERS blow the others out of the spicewater. They are powered by two Carolina Reapers, the hottest nonchemical thing in this attack and the hottest spice in the world. Their Superbombs are, on the Spice Scale, 3 million units of heat. In other worlds, they cleanse large amounts of the battlefield of lack of heat, while a sweet flavor fills the mind of their enemy's. Sadly, most of them are too busy burning to enjoy it.
Beginning the attack on Flowey is the SPICE FIGHTERS AND HEAT INTERCEPTORS. The Spice Fighters are well... Shredded. They are fulled by bell peppers, so they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The worst issue with them is the fact that they tend to scatter into dust when destroyed... And they are made of pepper. Which gets in Omega Flowey's eyes. Ouch.
The heat interceptors, by contrast, bring on the PAIN. Their much hotter spice lasers, combined with their heat shield, leaves much of Omega Flowey heated and scarred. He trys to disperse them using flamethrowers, bombs, and Green Thumb, but the Green Thumb is suddenly attacked by a Spicy Assimilation Unit, turning them into Spice Guns that fire at Omega Flowey. The HEAT interceptor's managed to blow the bombs up in such a way they blow up on Omega Flowey. Then, as the flamethrowers prepare to spray fire, the SPICE SNEAKERS reveal themselves and fire their SPICE BEAMS at the Flame Throwers, which, combined with the spice, creates a massive SPICEPLOSION in omega floweys face. 3
Then, a large horde of Spice Bombers being to reap the landscape as the rest of the spice spaceships continue their assault. Before long, they begin to bomb Omega Flowey. The immense heat of the spice scar's his skin, turning it into the SENSATION since he is a plant still, Before long, OMEGA FLOWEY has been overrun by the SENSATION. Finally, the SPICE REAPERS come. EVERYTHING IS DOOMED. They quickly finish Omega Flowey, reaping him again and again with immense heat bombs. Before long, he is but charred plant matter slowly being destroyed and converted by spice.
Then, i reveal the grand finale: a jar of the chemical Resiniferatoxin- With an absurd level of heat (16 BILLION), they shall END omega Flowey! As i board the Spice Star Two, i summon a massive amount of power from the SPICE CORE, creating FLOWEYKILLER BASE. I step up to a podium in the center of it. Before me stands the loading system for it's ultimate weapon, the WEED SPICER. Then, i insert the jar of Resiniferatoxin.
>>Spice Death Beam
>> Ammo Detected
>> Ammo type: Resiniferatoxin:
>> Heat Level: 16 Billion Unit
>>Spice Core Readiness: 100%
>>Enegry Core: 100%
>>Anti-IrecreeperCountingThis-Protocol: 100%
>>Anti-Salt Virus Systems: All operational
>>Armament: Yes.
>>Target: None set.
Set Target? y/n
y
>>Target set: Omega flowey
>>Locking on....
>>Locked on. Activating Mid-flight beam split..
>>Spice Hyperdeath Beam: Ready. Awaiting input...
Fire at will, commander.
>Firing Port open.
> All systems operational.
> Spice Focusing Crystal active,
> Fire? Y/n
> Y
A single, intense beam of heat flows out of FLOWEYKILLER BASE. As it enters the Battlefield, it splits into four. Then Eight.
Six beams fly towards the SOUL CONTAINERS. As they hit, the massive amount of heat burns the tubing connecting them to Omega Flowey - Badly, but not enough to disconnect them. The souls within, meanwhile, are filled with visions of hate and spice, blinding them to anything except the one true spice.
The other beam fly's into Omega Flowey's monitor, giving it infinite color- In one flavor. SPICE. The spice melts it's coloring chip, rendering it in GREYSCALE.
The other one breaks into three. Two beams for the arms, one for the body. Omega Flowey screams as his arms are slowy burnt to ashes by the HEAT BEAM. One fly's into his mouth, where it burns his insides and his body. His eyes explode into flames, while his claws are ejected from the sheer flame coming from within his body. Then, i reap him again and again using the Spice Reaper, reaping his body again and again, until finally, all that is left is the souls and spices.
Mile long monolouge.
Except when Flowey reverts to normal, he continues his assault on the soul jars
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic numbers
He continues to repeatedly smash the soul jar.
Battlefury13: i dont care that you're soul jars are not targetable.
Stars, cats, and blades abound has he uses the Hero's Sword to cut into one
Battlefury13: I dont give a gorilla about your power.
The slashing gets faster.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your attacks.
Battlefury is trying to slam the soul within into the walls of that soul' soul jar.
Battlefury13: i don't care about the idiots that dare to think that they are better than userzero even though they just summoned an omnicidial manaic.
He rips the soul jars outside of their pockets, and uses gravity to dismember Omega Flowey.
Battlefury13: I dont care about your pathetic fools that dare to think that they can win.
Then, he sets flowey on fire, and freezes the souls and him in time.
Battlefury13: Tell me, when did kill userzero...
Battlefury13: Become destroy the universe?
Battlefury13: Don't lie. You know what is next on flowey's plans.
Battlefury13: After all, it wouldn;t be Kill or Be Killed if he didn't exterminate the universe for failing to kill him?
Battlefury13: You fight morally on the basis that according to you, if Richard died, UserZero would end up blowing up the trifecta. any way,
Battlefury13: Pray tell, when did this stop mattering?
Battlefury13: If omega Flowey wins... All of you lose. He consumes the universe, gaining enough souls to drown out your meager and pathetic power.
Battlefury13: You effectively support an unstoppable destruction of the universe.
Battlefury13: I DONT CARE if you think otherwise
battlefury13: Because if you think otherwise, than you truly are an idiot.
Battlefury13: At this point, it could become commonly accepted that U0 blew up earth... And she'd retain her reputation.
Battlefury13: And because of your insane thirst for power ending in the summon of an omnicidial manaic, i think that a fate much worse than death is fit for you.
Battlefury13: Unless you feel, because you are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wise, that you deserve a bonus.
Battlefury13: This means war. Not the war of keyboard warriors, but a total war of death or life versus your stupidity.
We could have avoided this, but the temptation of power was too great for you.
blah blah blah this monolouge this getting boring shut up
ok. i kick stars phone with the power of monolouging.
===== Plot Relevent items to be crafted
The Hero's Sword && Villains Edge = Storylines Edge lv. 25
The Hero's sword && Undyne's Spear && Determination = Undying Lv. 25
useful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Rule Breaker [0]
The Hero's Sword [10]
Temmie Helm [10]
Charges========
31/50 Elemental Ascension: Oblivion Eternal +3 reven
7/50 Boss Summon: BRINGER OF DEMISE (1+ from topaz) (3+ from Engie)
1/5 dEATH2salt
1+ to ELEMENTAL ASCENSION: NINJA TWIST
1+ to BRINGER OF DEMISE: TOPAZ
1+ to engie
BUDGET CUTS AND BUDGET CUTS
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
Anyone up for a movie? Come on don't be shy! Hell, I'll even invite Uzi. She is presumably the star of this flick.
A small film projector appears in the middle of the Battlefield, followed by an inflatable movie screen.
... It appears Pit has already created a small vendor's booth selling movie concessions. No popcorn though.
Several chairs spring forth from the ground. Just enough to fit every godmodder, player, and entity on field.
Some of the more notable chairs: What appears to be a chair made of human flesh and bone with a small card marked "UserZero". A rock throne with 5 uniform circles just above were an average Minecraftian's head would be with a card marked "Richard/Godmodder477". A spot which appears to DIY chair area marked with a wooden sign "OP King". 3/2's of a chair. A plain wooden chair with and Obsidian Block resting upon it, and what looks like an Egyptian Pharaoh's throne marked with some folded papyrus reading "Nyarlathotep".
Everyone is free to join in,
It appears Tazz is manning the projector.
Charges
The Crawling Chaos: 48/50
Who Said I Don't Care About the Earth?: 35/50
Eldritch Ascendance : 34/50
Assists
Battlefury x3
Alchemiter
Tendril of an Outer God && Alchemiter 2/?? (Alright, I'll stop fooling around.)
This appears to corrupting the Alchemiter into something else, for real this time.
The Pack-A-Punch with Built in Mystery Box
He ate the bread that he made from stone
He fell from the Temple, never broke a bone
Bowed down to the Emperor and watched as former King was overthrown
He sits alone on his throne.
Vicious barbed vines extend towards the Coffin of Optimism, as Flowey
uses Vinerush, each hand tipped briar poised to pierce through whatever
it's made of.
Fenris is also targeting Optimism, goaded on by vague whispers of intent coming from somewhere within Flowey
People say "There is a city there, and it will stay there until time stops" hearts filled with bleak hope that it be so...
And indeed, it may be, as even the void has not moved it from its rightful place...
Casting their gaze inwards The Tearful Seeker considers their purpose in the coming events...
Tonight, he sets a stage, and come curtain's raise, A Storm Lord join the hunt.
Dragons, please click~
The Update will be coming with the Homestuck Act 7 update (Probably the biggest thing in Homestuck).
/413hypestorm
In the world that we are beating some stuff now.
Now that Happened! Where we all begins.
When Worlds Collide in Destroy The Godmodder, There is the massive Colosseum that holds all that onslaught.
\=========|INVENTORY|=========/
Obsidian Double-Edged Sword
Void Wood Staff
Basic food supplies
Medical flora
Spellbook: Void
Ancient Holocron
Mod: Intangible
Basic Magic Mods
Basic RPG Mods
Basilisk's Fang
Heart of the Void
\=========|ACTIONS|=========/
Meanwhile in the sleep.... again....
Priest? Priest, do you hear me? There has been a change in the plan....
I can hear you. What is the problem?
Well, you know the first plan with me, Uroboros, Nihilus and Gaster? Yes, forget about it. Gaster refuses to work with the demon that killed his two sons, and the other guys will just have to wait. There is a bigger plan now.
Alright, how can I help?
There is a group that can really help you in this insane event. They agreed to invite you to it. They are the only chance to destroy this other demon. Also, everything you did after you woke up last time is INVALID. That will not count. Now go and help out my friend, Chara!
The Elf wakes up just to find himself laying near the legs of a strange figure. He stands up and looks at the figure, seeing it is encased in an armor made out of knives.
Chara.
The figure looks at him, although it cannot be really seen. Some of the knives in the front of it clear out so now it has a perfect look at a child wearing a lavander and pink striped shirt.
Don’t attack me, alright? I know who you are. And I think you also know who I am, if my Master told you about me. Now, can you please reveal your true body? There is no need of being in that stolen one next to a person who is on your side.
Chara’s body flickers for a second and then turns in a girl with a cream and lime shirt and brown hair smiling at him.
Alright now, can I ask you some questions? First, are you gonna betray us after you kill all the enemies? Secound, why are you using knives as weapons? I mean, you stole that kid Frisk’s soul about a thousand times, can you maybe destroy some of them and use their explosion as a weapon? And third, would you be kind and borrow me one of his souls sometime later, when we aren’t in a middle of a war? Now, I got to help you somehow, and I don’t think that means fighting with you, so I am just going to increase your strenght and defense.
As soon as he said that, he started chanting words of an old war song as he uses his power to create an Void Aura around her.
Div’cruan
Div’wyin
Div’san
Div’lirrin
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
El’tos’narn lye adil tuva
El’tos’narn el’igne’sae uhierir
An shadow cloaks the Suit of Knives, the blades now dipped in Ether, an dangerous liquid that can float. Chara’s suit closes again, changing back into Frisk’s body.
By the way, nice wings!
Ker notices a place crowded with people, a big sheet of paper hanged on iron bars, many chairs and a market stand. He wanders off to the place, now seeing the market stand has a sign "Movie Projection". He drops a couple minas* on the stand (For donation purposes) and summons himself an obsidian throne near Uzi's seat, and another on the other side made out of knives in case Chara wants to come.
*Minas are golden coins from Vailor, and the main currency out there
\=========|SUMMONS/THINGS FOR LATER|=========/
Eversecream Alpha: 4/50 (+4 from UserZero)
+3 to Pionoplayer
\=========|OUT-OF-GAME A.K.A NULLPOST|=========/
Nothing yet
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
Spoke's Wings II Crystalline Blades = Crystal Blade Wings 5/6
Deus Noctem && Life Shaver II Machine Gun = Deterio Inclina 9/16
Dualizer && Heaven's Gate && Devil's Sunrise = Dual Balance 8/13
+2 IGN, +1 Toast
The Artist and The Yandere 27/50
It's Just a Game 6/50
Save the World... Sort of 20/50 (+1 from TOAST)
Redstone makes a turret to shoot bananas at Uzi.
They're sticky.
And they explode into popcorn.
2nd Repost because reasons.
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War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
Even assuming this planet is equal to the smallest planet in our solar system (Mercury) this would still require an energy equivalent of 433 exatons of TNT, or 1.81e+30 joules of power.
Steel melts at 1370 degrees Celsius. Average mass of a steel knife is 53.8 grams. Specific heat of steel is 0.49 kJ/kg K. Room temperature is 31 degrees Celsius. With all of these figures we can determine it would take about 35.6 kilojoules to preform this. Wall Level by OBD standards.
He scream
A portal rips through reality, and a white animated suit of armor with a blue torso and arm guards and red & gold accents, with six concentric spikes forming a rough outline of a sun on his back and a green jewel embedded in the chest walks through with similar jewels at the tips of the spikes. He looks around, sighing.
It was far too easy getting here. Guess that's a representation of how much everything's been messed up. But at least I recognize a few familiar faces.
As his gaze settles on Richard, he shakes his head.
I hate doing this. But I have to. I've got to protect the timeline. I have to keep it safe from that... monster.
When he sees Omega Flowey, he jumps back.
Oh, holy- WHAT IS THAT THING? Is that- No. It's not. Oh, thank... myself. I guess. Still no idea who to swear to.
*The Progenitor has joined the game as an AZ! (For those involved in the TVT2 game, this is Alpha. Just further in the timeline. Time travel's weird, huh?) (Since I don't know what the deal is with new joins, my actions and charges will come next turn.)
The coin of duality spins for eternity...
For most, a beginning. For us, a continuation.
16/50 Prototype (Redacted!)
14/25 Sleeper Agent
5/30 InterDimensional Rail Depot
Boom Drones:
HP:75,000
Attacks:
Bombing Run: Does 1,000 damage to 2 random enemies.
Specials:
Life Syrup Injector: Heals user by 20% of their HP
Buff Back: Prevents any buff or passive from being negated and those that were negated before are re applied
Inventory:
Data Crystal (Level 1)
Chaos Control "Sword" (Level 5)
Holocrom Datea Storige (Level 0)
Shockjewel Armor (Level 3)
I travel to the planet AirAzona and go to the the a sacred mountain and starts breathing heavily
God Of Air Charge:1/50
sans opts to tally his stupendous damage at the END of the responses rather than beforehand. You get the point; he hits you A TON.
Jarate is applied! Sadly, it appears it'll dissapear on-hit, so this translates to Optimism taking a minicrit!
6,000 damage to a Knife Cluster!
DTG is already serious business, it's just one wherein small nukes equate to candy corn-made scythes. Everyone knows what's at stake; trillions die every hour, after all, and those are people we don't even mention! They're literally that weak.
SCP-732 is near-instantly devoured by the corruption, its last 'words' screaming something loosely about how that isn't fair at all. You detect no godmodding whatsoever, which is incredibly odd-this makes whoever corrupted the data NOT UserZero, as though godmodding is many, MANY things, if you know what to look for it's not at all subtle, and you know what to look for.
...So who corrupted that data, then?
In any case, the Monopoles return to their form of knives and successfully slash up the Magneto Drones, but you've dealt 14,000 damage to a Knife Cluster before this happened.
It takes you to the answering machine after a few minutes. She is busy attempting to foil Dr. Doom, apparently, though you doubt it's right at this minute. it goes on to state this may take a few days to infiltrate and whatnot.
The combined force deals 9,000 damage to a Knife Cluster!
Blood Red Paint && Diamonds && Blood Changing Device && Armor Maker Mould = Blood Diamond Armor (Level 8: 1/9)
This is exactly why players aren't allowed to determine Alchemy level.
18,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Tarkus will do as you say!
I believe it starts at 1, for lack of literally any other indication to the contrary anywhere on the entity itself. They'll do as you say.
26,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
1: Twin.
2: At this point, I'm debating whether or not to consider Undertale references automatic failures by way of the Curse of Repetetiveness. Seriously, this is going on for too long. That being said, he hasn't been summoned (though he has been referenced).
3: Consumer answered this.
19,000 damage to Love! Love is, however, very well aware of what it is-but herein it stands for the opposite of Hatred...The Scribe's Hatred, specifically.
You ascend to the vaunted rank of Alpha Godmodder!...UnknownTattle pesters you a few seconds after and correctly gives you your address, however. It appears the veil doesn't work on people who already know the information-however, with anonymity provided by an avatar and an unfamiliar name, the effect should work as normal. Or, in other words: If they concretely know who you are the Veil doesn't work on them. This is why you could theoretically live next door to Richard without actually associating that guy with our godmodding 'friend', Richard, as you do not concretely know if that guy and the godmodder are the same person. Plus, Veils are the power of more advanced godmodders anyways.
It's unlikely, to put it one way. We're not really sure if anyone wants to continue DTG at this point; how many new gimmicks can we get to keep things fresh? It's a complicated problem. Plus, the Psi-Godmodding wars are just too epic for us to realistically detail, and also far too set in stone for our purposes.
Zone of Control: This item basically gives you complete control over a small area. It has to be within the area of control and is itself immune to whatever you do; that's about it.
WISE FROM YO GWAVES: Uncontested and near-infinite Necromantic power with a side of memes, this scroll depicts every form of Necromancy ever conceived, no matter how fowl, all scrawled upon in green blood.
Flowey is too powerful for him to be harmed prematurely like that! He laughs at you.
Richard does exactly what you expected stops you cold, nullifying your curse...Not like he really needed to. You're not terribly strong to yourself, you know, and 'airborn' is actually VERY high.
Ultra Greed is in Iron Chef, and cannot be interacted with!
...What spiel?
Your random attack murders one of the last Tombstones!
I would hardly call a Godmodder a 'local' Dark Lord. Indeed, their powers are quite literally anathema to fiction itself-they're representations of bad writing, and the strongest of all just because of what they represent, and as this world is literally Fiction, their powers are inherently degrading in even the most benign ways. Hence, why everyone's hyper-empowered by the Narrative and why godmodders are so important in the end.
You successfully poke Richard! Unfortunately, you poked him in his armor, meaning he didn't feel it at all.
Thanks for the Cookies, by the way. I'm not really a cookie person but free stuff, yay.
UserZero brainwashes the Apollo Mission!...This does nothing except make whatever the fruits of their labors were strictly PZ benefitted. Her godmodding is so masterful that she already takes care of the inevitable 'haha, it was a trap and i knew you would do that and did this,' simply by predicting that you would do that, ergo disarming it without even knowing what it was in the first place!
The Avenger cannot retcon research! You can't control the outcome! The Great Commandy One's ways are nebulous, secretive and sometimes just plain don't make sense! For that matter, your attempts utterly fail as the Avenger was doing most of that anyways! As for the troops, They'll do as you say, but given the fact that Chara is a kid, it's feasible that he may just slip by all the defense. He's a small bugger.
Barrier Drone Schematic: Level 5 (4/6)
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here.
6,000, then 4,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
7,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
8,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Black (MIDI) Flag: Nope, you've got me. You know far better than I.
The Light Magician gains +10 Mana from the soup!
They'll do as you say!
10,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
7,000 damage to the Hulk!
Leicteron can't do anything that involves the field until it comes back in full. It can do stuff on its own, however (like Prime matter).
Your Earth-Saving charge is finished! It will not be expended until one more person finishes!
Mikoto fails to create a portal because the energies needed to make the portal were disrupted by him being shot directly in an area that no male entity would ever manage to be shot in without losing all focus!...You know exactly what I mean and you don't need to know it further! The lot of you are knocked backwards by the recoil of the fire before you can try much else immediately. No two streets about it: It's going to take an EXTREMELY creative action or a strong charge to burst through!
160,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
They'll do as you say!
8,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Homestuck > Fine = Hivetrapped (Level 3: 1/4)
Vampire Knives && Railgun && Stopwatch = Scarlet Devil (Level 10: 1/11)
Huzzah! This happens! Terrain changed to Diner!
You already did that! Leona will do as you say.
11,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
Termination is Level 15!
Most of your action was completely irrelevant as far as the main battlefield was concerned, but you deal 2 damage to Star's Armored Phone!
Huzzah.
I think it's been a while since you've last posted, so welcome back!...I REALLY hate this style of neutrality, however. I'll just admit that. It's a personal thing and I won't stop you but seriously I am annoyed.
I was thinking in a 'you treat Captain Falcon as the source of your regular attacks in the turn thing.' But OK. 4 damage to Kardinal Kazoomeister.
You find no items on the floor that could help you to get at the raised desks above. You do not find any exits either, but you do see three archways that look like doors or exits would be set upon them.
Your portal powers WORK...But they do not FUNCTION. To be specific, you sense that you cannot go to anywhere where you have gone beforehand, which basically means that you cannot go straight back to the Battlefield and cheat death in that manner. However, your ability to create portals is still usable; that is to say, as long as you know where you are going and have physically BEEN there, you may create a portal to that location. Still, this means you cannot tap into a vast majority of your abilities.
A robed being suddenly appears at the far left end of the desk, relative to you. He looks to be here searching for something and doens't notice you, but after a few seconds his eyes catch your figure standing there, at which point he very briefly stares upon you before vanishing again.
You cannot control Hostiles! The rest of your entities will do as you say. You heal the Monolith for 3,000 HP and deal 4,000 damage to Chara's Suit of Knives!
sans: i have a bad feeling he'll be short-lived for all of his power.
sans: that thing over there did obliterate someone else under similar circumstances.
sans: in any case, I did insist upon him trying to attack uzi more, so...cant hit him, sorry.
14,000 damage to the Suit of Knives!
sans points to the above argument. Let's not dig into how that works physically.
Chara's Knife clusters are fortified and will take 25% less entity damage for two turns.
#heisunworthy
Ummm Taz, am I the only one who doesn't see any text under the quotes you put, except the SPLIT UPDATE IN PROGRESS part?
Vermiculus Regis surrexit de tenebrae ad suo soliu
[RP AND ATTACKS]
Pesterlog:
UT: yeah, your address is [REDACTED]
UT: did you forget
consumerofAll [CA] was forced unconscious.
UT: what
UT: really
UT: stop joking around with /me
(ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER)
UT: this is either an absurdly prolonged joke or you are actually unconscious.
UT: answer me
CA: hatred.
UT: ca are you okay
CA: yes. i'm perfectly fine.
CA: just, my typing quirk is weird, and i feel the remnants of sheer rage in my head.
CA: anyway, i have the most intense game of minecraft to play.
CA: be back soon.
consumerofAll [CA] stopped responding to unknownTattle [UT]
Well, that was weird. Wait, why is the stick bloody? I check the Update Terminal to see what I missed and...
oh. That explains a lot. I just became the avatar of Uzi and started to murder things. Hey, at least I have an entity kill. Technically. It isn't personally, so it doesn't really count. Let's fix that. I take the grief of the entities harmed by Custodian, and the grief condenses around the bloody stick, before becoming a scythe like blade on it. While sans will die, very, very, soon (he is definitely going to go to under 100% this turn), I really want a personal, and non-Uzi possessed entity kill, so I throw the grief-scythe-Conglomerate stick at Ampersand, and it spins around, appearing to be a purple disk of death. It glows the crimson glow of Uzi's aura, before hitting Ampersand. The scythe hits it's surface, causing several cracks to appear on Ampersand's form, before I wave my hands at it, and it continues to spin extremely quickly, effortlessly cutting through Asterism.
I then put Realitybending Majicks using my godmodding powers into it, if Uzi was inside it for a decent while, and the residue of her possession was still on me after she left, this means that the stick probably also has some of Uzi's aura inside of it, as well as a tiny amount of godmodding energy. The godmodding energy causes the temporal energy inside of Ampersand to start synergising with the Realitybending Majicks in the scythe, and the energy in Ampersand is pulled towards the stick-scythe. It fails to escape, and every single piece of energy is shredded into bits, and pulled into the stick. Ampersand is no more.
You know, unless it somehow survives this. I used a less powerful attack to deal 19,000 damage to Love, and I didn't have crits, so I will be very surprised if it does.
If I don't still have the stick for some reason, I pick up a random stick, and use that in place of the Conglomerate's Stick.
[CHARGES, ALCHEMIES AND ASSISTS]
Terrors from the Future 9/30 (+2 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ==============================
Magical Theories 30/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
Barrier 43/50 (+1 from Tazz, +5 from Best Godmodder) ==================================================
ESP Railgun && Vial of Skytears == Grief Railgun (11/??) ================
Temporal Crystal && Gears ((Clock || Shield) && Magical Energy) == Replica of Homura's Shield (7/??) ================
(Lance && only my railgun) || (Staff of Restriction && Vial of Skytears) == Reliance (7/??) ================
+2 to TT2000, +1 to Battlefury
[BREAKDOWN, OOC AND ENTITY ADVANTAGE STATISTICS]
Anti-Zeroes: 8 (-1?), Godmodder Slayers: 4, Pro-Zeroes: 3, Hostile: 0, Undecided: 1, Neutral: 4
(@Francisco: That's intentional. A Skeledop is simply the quotes, and possibly the Battlefield depending on the style of GMing and Tazz didn't have the time and energy to write text, so we only have the Framework.
So, my character/self-insert is now officially female, and is now retroactively a female. This is a change that while a mistake, I am perfectly happy with. It is the third time somebody made the mistake that I was female in DTG. I'm male.)
[INVENTORY]
ESP Railgun, only my railgun, Coin Launcher, Conglomerate's Stick
My avatar explains everything.
Inventory will be put here when resurrected, and Chaos, Terraria and Salvation will also be added here.
[AA]: Mookrush.
[PZ]: A paradox a day keeps continued existence away.
[GM]: Welcome to Pain and Suffering. (pls join)
I put my space suit down and start breathing heavily again
God of Air:2/50
you start to see a tiny rainbow crack in the sky
~Charges~
Tonic. 50/50 (+5 from Tazz) DONE.
DOSH 1/25
This Was Probably A Mixtape. 3/30
~Alchemy~
Wildfire (Level 10 - 11/11) DONE
1+ to MeGa, +2 to Hezetor
~Inventory~
Eye of Nagakaborous (Level 6)
The Chain Warden (Level 9)
Gangplank's Caliber (Level 4)
Destiny (Level 10)
Sodarayg (Level 10)
Source of Confusion (Level 10)
The Scrapper's Armory (Level 10)
~
Red - Level 1 - 33'000/50'000
Blue - Level 1 - 0/50'000
Yellow - Level 1 - 0/50'000
x4'000 on single digit taking entities.
~Action~
Examine Wildfire.
I'll just do a huge pseudo-TL;DR on what I was going to do.
Guy walks up to wall. His name is Aven. Aven drinks a red tonic. He walks towards the wall. When the bullets hit the air around him they disappear. He shakes the liquid, it turns dark. He takes a small sample of that liquid, then tosses the bottle onto the wall. The wall basically goes back in time, deconstructing itself as scaffolds come up and down. The wall is kill.
TONIC CHARGE EXPENDED. WALL IS KILL.
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?