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OK, already said it but will say it again: Excessive Nullposting is discouraged, as it clogs up the main thread. Please don't nullpost this excessively in the future and take these kinds of things to the Forge if at all possible. Thanks in advance.
sans: just integrate a bit more, we'll talk in private.
sans: a quirk of this world is, you say anything bar in specific circumstances and everyone on the planet can hear it.
sans: everyone.
Huh. that's interesting.
The Shroobs convene at the 1st Gateway and will now retaliate against attackers to them or the 1st Gateway! The Annoying Dog applies considerable annoyance to the Nebula Monolith, dealing 20,000 damage and Freezing it! It won't be able to spawn anything until it's unfrozen...the Christmas Tree's gifts unravel; Talist obtains a glove of the Sun, and Hezetor obtains a glove of the Moon, both level 3. They faintly emit the power of the sun and moon, respectively. (No points for guessing that there's a Glove of the Earth that's also Level 3 in there). the Chrismas Tree then spawns 3 new presents, losing 1,500 HP in the process...It then +1s the Undecided Faction...So, it +1s sans. This can't end well. I'd kill Twitchy BEFORE he arrives...And considering she's open, now is the time! Fennia wails on the Disembodied Heart for 20,000 damage! Nightmare deal 7,000 damage to Twitchy! The NICEMEME gets unstunned! The Small Dog nibbles The Nightmare (innocently) to spawn a Nightmare Crystal.
Dark Bowers assaults the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! That is LITERALLY all that needs to be said of the GS Turn...Wait a minute, no it's not. Some random band of strangers walks in, a trio of travellers, quite like yourselves, but not really...Other players! They quickly amass on the GS side! As a reminder: Player specials can be voted on, but only by members of their faction! Once used, they'll disappear...BUT, they'll also do something incredibly powerful!
The Baneblade uses Tank Shock, but can't target Dark Bowser-his Koopa Troopa gets in the way! Nevertheless, the Baneblade performs some sicknasty mind tricks by charging forward, then stopping at the last second, leaving the Troop flat-footed and far too surprised to act properly! They're stunned! The Wraith scans Twitchy! He nearly goes insane, BUT he also gathers information: Hivemind will summon the TRUE form of the Hivemind, allowing them to plague up to 3 entities with status effects, per turn! In addition, if the Hivemind lives, they can revive Twitchy (at 1/3rd HP) if they're left alive for a turn! The Guitar Solo's song queue bumps up its intensity, and then focuses on Twitchy, splitting its power between Twitchy herself and the Disembodied Heart! 25,000 damage to both, and +25,000 HP to Shield Princess! It then loses intensity...It's next turn may be its last!
Shield Princess performs her special on the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! Sir Shield widens his stance to protect Ultra Greed and applies Large Counter, making any attack against either of them or him directly auto-counter until next turn...Jeez. Lunai uses Healing Fire on Sir shield, healing him for 50,000 HP! Feyd and the Newb King jointly kill a second Lil' Haunt! Ultra Greed whips out Cash Vortex, nailing The Annoying Dog, A Lil' Haunt and The Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog, for 3,000 damage each! It also generates 12 pennies! Azazel nails Twitchy for 3,000 damage, twice! (This isn't double-action, this is two attacks at the same time). Curac and Leicteron combo Twitchy as well, dealing 35,000 damage (and proving Talist's math wrong, as 20,000 + 15,000 =/= 35,000)! Hezetor uses Levitator Enforcer upon the Wraith to Invert it-all harm is healing and all healing is harm, for the next two turns!
The combined efforts of the Chef-Class Imperator Titan and Gordon Ramsay obliterate Battlefury's Army! Lagesse's special, Guest Star, is ready and waiting to be used! The Void Shields Regenerate for 20,000 HP!
The Clara Dolls use Tears, channeling the sheer element of Grief and Tragety into a singular form-tears. Tears in such vast quantity that they blot out the sky and cause Rain! Next turn, all AZ attack damage will be down 5%! Lil Chub rams
into the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, bypassing Void Shields and dealing 24,000 damage! The Haunt chips into Sir Shield for 20,000 damage! Adventure Fredbear unleashes his secret weapon, forbidden from use in public due to its unconventional nature-Toilet Fu! He throws a Toilet directly into the NICEMEME, dealing 10,000 damage and being counterattacked for 5,000! The AGAD rubs Glitched particulates all over the Shield Princess, glitching her! She's too badly corrupted to act...For one turn.
The Tombstones rush Fennia, dealing 36,000 damage to her! Twitchy lets the Disembodied Heart spawn two new Disembodied Hands before drawing-The Joker! She quickly summons the entire Chef-Class Imperator Titan to the Devil Room!...The Devil explains that neutral-aligned entities go here as well. It can pay up 30,000 HP from it's total and current HP pool to get Contract From Below (which will double the duration of all incoming buffs), Spirit of the Night (which allows the whole thing to Fly AND penetrate guarding entities), or Dark Bum (which will automatically convert any healing-and this incldues the Void Shields-into 1 point of charge, 20,000 HP per 1 point of charge to a random charge on the entity). Pick whatever combination you want, but choose wisely-losing up to 90K HP is no laughing matter.
With that done, Twitchy executes Hivemind! A portal to a place of unspeakable chaos rips open upon the battlefield, a spacetime gash of epic proportions! Within is a madness even worse than the entire warp-even Bomber must look away, and only the Sleuth (familiarized with the contents) can properly stand to witness the glory within, as such is its wildness, the only stability being in a few small figures like language, shaped into words:
UP DOWN LEFT B LEFT RIGHT A A LEFT DOWN DOWN B SELECT ANARCHY
From this mad, multicolored, text-based horror of incomprehensible nature comes a mad swarm of miniature beings, each shaped into a loose image of an english lett////SO-I-DECIDED-THAT-SINCE-I-HAVE-TO-TAKE-HITS-I-MIGHT-AS-WELL-ACTUALLY-INTRODUCE-WHAT-I-REALLY-LOOK-LIKE!-PRETTY-COOL-RIGHT?////ers, a mass of madness hovering behind Twitchy-I KNEW I was forgetting something! The Hivemind has been summoned! I've mentioned their details in the Wraith's Investigation.
The Low Knife Clusters manage to shiv Hezetor, dealing 9 damage! He's REALLY weak now. The High Knife Clusters behold Azazel, and apply vigorous stabbing! 2 damage! Azazel's 1st Black Heart breaks, dealing 5,000 damage to every component of Twitchy's that exists, including the freshly-summoned Hivemind!
A new Card Selection will begin in 2 turns. Twitchy's Life is irrelevant. Little bit of info that the Wraith comes up with late: Once Twitchy's dead, THEN you can draw from the deck...BUT! It's a focused action to Draw! The Cards are freaking huge. Entities can draw too-ANY entity, the ones that Can Draw right now are the only ones that can bypass UserZero's protections on the cards.
EXOS +1s all GS players, not forgetting!
Richard +2s OldSithRevan and Bomber, and decides to quickly get rid of a few...Irritations! He smashes the last Lil' Haunt and the AGAD into particles with a swing of the Prototype Banhammer! The Haunt flies into a rage, becoming vulnerable! He then goes on to smash up 8 of the Clara Dolls with his incredible Boots of Crushing Dance M!
UserZero +3s all PZ Players and blitzes to Sir Shield, Uzi's raised and firing in a flash! Sir Shield braves the leadstorm valiantly, but his Large Counter is useless against a godmodder, much less THE Godmodder, and takes a massive 200,000 damage! Infuriated he didn't kill the Shielding menace in a go, she then thrusts her head straight into the ground, causing a huge pillar of earth to rise up right in front of the Shield Princess! Uzi bodyslams the pillar, causing it to Crush Shield Princess, killing her! She then kicks it directly into the Baneblade, causing it to suffer a Penetration! This time, its main gun is clogged with dirt-it'll take 3 turns to get it working again!' Flipping back into the barrier and resuming her lean upon the Plunger detonator, her eyes affix upon the horizon, ridiculously eager, anticipating something.
UserZero: sansssssssssssss
UserZero: floweeeeeeyyyyyyy
UserZero: don't keep me waitinnnnnn'~
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: Skytears: AZ attack damage is penalized by 5%. I
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
Action: Retaliate against any attackers to them or the Shroob Attack Force/1st Gateway!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
Action: Retaliate against attackers!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[N] Small Dog: 1,000/1,000 HP. Terrible consequences occur for whoever kills this guy.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 40,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs. Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White. Frozen: II
[GS] Koopa Troopa: Bodyguarding Dark Bowser! Stunned!
Goombas: 8,000 HP x10. Will auto-kick any Koopa Shells (only 1 each, though).
Koopas: 4,000/4,000 HP x20. Spawns Koopa Shells when HP is 0. Koopa Shells can be kicked to deal damage or destroyed-but they'll respawn to a Koopa if not touched for a turn.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP x2. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP x2. PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP x2. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative. Chain: Healing, 3.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 4/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Main Cannon Clogged: III
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan Twitchy! Inversed: II
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 10% Intensity [||||||||||]
[AZ] Sir Shield: 170,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunai.
[AZ] Lunai: 234,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 417,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Shield of Snowflakes: III Banished to the Devil Room: II
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Banished!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Banished! (ATK Increase: 7,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Banished!
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x5. Tears: III
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each. Guarded by the Red Array of Death!
[PZ] The Haunt: 140,000/140,000 HP.
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 120,000/125,000 HP. 30% chance to Pixelate, becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS]Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 351,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 HP x1; 64,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 x1; 57,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x2; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Lil' Chub! Disembodied Heart: 141,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead! HIVEMIND: 246,493/251,493 HP. If Twitchy dies, they can respawn her at 1/3rd HP given a turn! Spreads status effects!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 9/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 120/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||]Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||]Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
Quick question, Tazz: Should people who posted between your two Update posts recopy them below this one?
Eh, I'm just going to do so anyways:
The relation would be the Tarot cards with very similar effects, and the disembodied heart that is spawning Binding of Isaac bosses, and the Red Rings O' Death (made out of a laser and the Ludovico Technique, I should know. I guess I should have copyrighted that) plus the Lost Contact that were guarding Twitchy in the first place, and...you know what, let's just say that there were plenty of reasons for me to guess that and move on.
47/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, +4 Tazz)
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 1/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 1/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
(Of course sans would know about the rules that govern this world. Flowey probably knows some of them as well. I wonder which ending the two of them come from? Well, obviously not Genocide, they're alive after all.)
Well, I'm going to try something.
"Hey, Twitchy?"
"So, you've very much proven your worth. You've lasted about twice as long as the last gatekeeper in turns, and much more than that in days. You had less support in both HP and numbers than Barkley, and you were able to deal good damage in the meantime.
But let's be honest here, no boss is going to stick around forever. You're going down in the next turn or two...barring massive heals from Godmodder I'm-the-strongest-which-is-why-I'm-going-to-hide-behind-a-wall-like-a-coward.
Not only that, you weren't the original gatekeeper. You are a fusion of Skarmory and the Aurin Esper who was subsequently exposed to the Twitch Hivemind. This has given you some degree of sentience. So I must ask: How did you become gatekeeper? You dealt with the 2nd gatekeeper, and I doubt it automatically transfers gatekeepership to the gatekeeper's killer, since that would make Richard Hera's 1st gatekeeper. That would be awkward, to say the least. If there's a ritual of some sort involved, how fast was it? Considering we were keeping Hera occupied for the very little time there would have been between you killing the former gatekeeper and us arriving here.
If Hera was somehow able to deal with both at the same time, then I doubt the gatekeepership thing is very sturdy, she didn't have much time, after all.
Actually, it would be kind of funny if she never had it up at all, and we could have ran past you this entire time. Though I doubt that's the case."
I take the opportunity to check this by lazily tapping where the barrier would be. The following is only applicable if the wall is there.
"So, here's my offer, taking all the above into account: Why not leave? Why not remove the gatekeeper thingy?...not sure how exactly it functions...What keeps you here? What stake do you have in this fight?"
If she declines, I decide to take my second and final guess towards the FATE: The thing the entire Twitch Hivemind worships, just because they created their own religion:
LORD HELIX!
It's just a regular Omastar. BUT IT'S WORSHIPPED BY THOUSANDS!
20,000 HP
2000 damage per attack
1/4th chance for Twitchy's mind to be filled with thoughts of "HAIL HELIX" and either do nothing, or help out Lord Helix the Omastar in some way.
If the wall isn't there (despite that it has previously stopped attacks), here's my response.
"Impressive. Very impressive. Have you taken psychology or something, Hera? We expected it to work the same way, but it didn't. Well done.
No, I'm not being sarcastic. That was very well played."
I just stomp on Hera with a giant spiked boot.
Also, Azazel attacks Twitchy with the RROD again.
And Lord Helix the Omastar also attacks Twitchy with a Hydro Pump
: 0/40,000 EMC. Receiving light level 40. Generating 10,000 EMC per post and transferring 9,000 EMC into , 1,000 EMC into .
: 1,000/409,600,000 EMC. Receiving 1,000 EMC per post from . Transferring nothing.
: Condensing nothing. 49,000/1,000,000 EMC. Receiving 5,000 EMC per turn from .
: Contains nothing. Not firing.
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (23/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M12-The Typographer (11/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (29/50) (+4 from GM)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
September 15, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
A group of trained professionals gathers at the heart of Dimension 風ℵЛ-710. Present at this meeting are the Phonetician, the Logician, the Typographer, the VocaloP, the Speakonian, the Troll Scientist and the Speedcuber.
The Phonetician, who we now know as Rinon, and the VocaloP, whose name has not yet been revealed, are sitting next to each other, chatting in phonetic notations while the Troll Scientist is using magnets for faster acquiring of more magnets from the wallets of everyone nearby.
For ease of reading, all quirks have been disabled.
Rinon adjusts the schwa ornament hanging off her head. "So, did you hear? The new forum game has begun recently."
The Logician (Fennia) turns to face Rinon. "What?"
"Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins. As you know, one of our extradimensional associates is involved in this game."
Fennia turns to their leader, the REDACTED. "Is this true?"
The REDACTED replies with a "Yes."
The REDACTED turns to Rinon. "Call the Cobalt Shade Corporation now and ask to speak to the head... CEO... whatever. Just call Cobalt and tell him we're going to help."
"On it!"
Rinon pulls out her phone, opens an encrypted connection app and sends me a text.
September 15, 2015
Destroy the Godmodder Multiverse
Rinon's text gets through, flashing through my mind. I send one back: "Acknowledged. You may be summoned in the future."
October 12, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
Rinon gets a text from me. "I'm beginning the process of summoning you now. Get to the dimensional door when I tell you. Gather your stuff."
Action
I write out a sigil on the ground.
The ambigram sigil allows me to manipulate the ground around Twitchy, allowing me to impale her body vertically with a spike going straight up. The spike retracts into the earth as the sigil fades.
Entity Action
Fennia will XOR the Baneblade and Lunai together to create the ?????ade, which is simply invisible if not for a black outline that appears to be that of the Baneblade.
I proceed to make a phone call to Adventure Fredbear in order to prank-call him. Then, I proceed to shoot at the Lil' Haunts with a gun that shoots rockets that split into more rockets that themselves ALSO split even more, before using a HUGE beam gun on all the PZs.
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My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 40/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48 +1 from exos)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I gate in the warforged from the dream of metal who near immediately wake
up from his forced dream of all the universe over billions of years(so
everything that happened is cancelled since he waked up but he remembers
of what I told him) but since speaking is a free action I tell him the
list of the attacks made against godmodder 447 who failed thus making
the one who did them avoid using those attacks and thus making them gain
the possibility to use other actions.
Then the op scale is
spinning infinitely fast because of the op stuff I tried to do and what I
did is countered but I use the op scale as a yoyo to attack luna.
april fools!!!!!!!!!basically that was a joke i didn't actually summon omega flowey (please don't ban me ) if your wondering why i did this in January is because i'm not going to post that day i didn't post on the 3rd do people saying "why is this guy posting 2 days later?" (oh yea i don't post or read a thread a day then i read and post on the thread so.. yea that is why i don't always post why i didn't post on February 29th is because off the reason i can't post on the 3rd except it's because people wonder why i'm posting 2 days before April fools i couldn't have done it in February because people will wonder why i'm doing it a month before but nobody cares about 2 months before ok now that i have got that out the way i will not be posting for 3 days due to family stuff so you will see me on Tuesday no skeleton pun because this me talking not my character
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 4/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
Rip my formatting.
I instantly decide to deal with the small dog before someone carelessly nukes it with a AOE attack. I place it in a bedrock cage with Unbreaking X, and by cage i mean massive palace were it can live it's life in luxury while being constantly healed by regen magicks.
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Entity's:==================
Awaiting EOTB.
Charges========
10/20 (4+ from tazz, 3+ from engie, assumed 3+ from userzero
4/10
3/50
3+ to Engie
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Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
"THIS IS EQUAL PARTS FUNNY AND SAD."
"STOP LAUGHING AND KILL THE BUNNY!"
"YOU'RE GETTING QUOTED ON THAT ONE, CALLING IT NOW. WHY ARE YOU LOSING IT OVER ONE ENEMY ANYWAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW! THERE'S A BLANK SCREEN WHENEVER I PERFORM A MEMORY SEARCH! NOTHING SHOWS UP!"
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 6/6 Done.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 2/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 1/???
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 43/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 7/30
Winchester Rotomo 7/30
(All +4 from TNT Boy)
Feyd and his army (If it's alive) attack the Low Knife Clusters, while the Newb King attacks the Medium Knife Clusters.
I shoot the Low Knife Clusters with Deus Noctem.
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I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
I test Twitchy's resistance to miniature suns by shooting the Solar Flare at it multiple times.
And again...: 42/50
Marvel of Machinery: 11/50
spacesheep some loser: 4/25
Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (7/8)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (2/4)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (2/5)
some rp stuff no one cares about
A fair distance away from the battlefield, there's an RV, with a man sitting in the front seat with a radio, a slightly cracked pair of binoculars, and a notepad. He doesn't have a pencil anywhere in the RV. Anyways, he picks up the binoculars and begins observing the battlefield. He puts the binoculars down and picks up the radio.
Mystery Man: Informer to Alpha Base, Informer to Alpha Base. This is Informer to Alpha Base.
Alpha Base: Alpha Base to Informer, you have been received.
Informer: Alright, good. So, I assume you want me to tell you what I've seen here on this "battlefield", as you call it?
Alpha Base: Affirmative.
Informer: Well, I've seen some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my entire life. There's this big money guy, a messed up Skarmory from Pokemon, a dog, another dog, yet another dog, some ghosts, Gordon Ramsey, a Christmas tree, a monolith, and some other stuff.
Alpha Base: Well, it seems this "Battlefield" is a place where beings from all over the omniverse come together and fight some war. Perhaps you could go in for a further inspection.
Informer: Oh heck no, do you think I'm going near all that, well, STUFF? Also, why is all this happening on a Minecraft server of all places?
Alpha Base: Yes, in fact. You will have around, let's say, 21 turns to prepare. After that, you will have to go in for a closer look. And to answer your second question, I have no clue.
The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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The Hidden Rogue Hunter 31/50 +4 Tazz
Government 7/50 +4 Tazz
Hyperstorm Boss 44/50 +4 Tazz +1 nulitor
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
Leaping off a cliff, John takes fear no anvil hurls it to the ground below him. It creates a torrent of light surrounding Twitchy. "THIS IS FOR-"
John quickly teleports away right before he hits the ground.
The light dissipates and restores Twitchy's health
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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48/50 The being that is itself time
41/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
27/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 4/5
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 2/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 2/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
The following is only applicable if Twitchy does not take my offer to leave in peace and let us remove the gatekeeper seal/whatever it is
"Did you join Battlefury in leaving the GS side to become an AZ?
If not, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"
I decide to do what Richard often did, and switch heals to damage. I create a portal that takes all the healing light. Another portal opens right below the first portal, pouring out light that burns Twitchy down to the bone.
(You know, taking the time travel into account, it's possible that doing such would influence him into making that part of his playbook.
Crud, and a number of people also referenced giving free dental to entities in order to bribe them. DTG1 players, I'm sorry in advance.)
Destroy the Godmoder 3: Progressive Elevation
Cat drawn by me. Accepting requests, depending on a lot of things. DTG Atsume: http://www.imgur.com/a/tij95
1'-[7']-{'3}-'3-'3 '6-11'-7'-6'-7' '1-{'3}-8'-12'-'3-2'
'10-'5-'8-'11 1'-[7']-8'-7'-'3 '2-11'-2'-'9-7'
'10-'5-'3-'3 1'-[7']-'3 '10-8'-{'3}-['10]-4'-7'
'10-{'3}-'3-'3-'6-8'-4' {'3}-11'-2'-'9-7'
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Serial Escalation: The Sequel
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Cereal Elevation
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Surreal Race-Relation.
/null
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Sorry I'm late.
/null
Wow, interesting.
A day without light,
A night without breath.
A single star left,
To swallow the rest.
With each light snuffed by a single man's tome...
What will be left to lead HER back home?
OK, already said it but will say it again: Excessive Nullposting is discouraged, as it clogs up the main thread. Please don't nullpost this excessively in the future and take these kinds of things to the Forge if at all possible. Thanks in advance.
Update continued from here.
Huh. that's interesting.
The Shroobs convene at the 1st Gateway and will now retaliate against attackers to them or the 1st Gateway! The Annoying Dog applies considerable annoyance to the Nebula Monolith, dealing 20,000 damage and Freezing it! It won't be able to spawn anything until it's unfrozen...the Christmas Tree's gifts unravel; Talist obtains a glove of the Sun, and Hezetor obtains a glove of the Moon, both level 3. They faintly emit the power of the sun and moon, respectively. (No points for guessing that there's a Glove of the Earth that's also Level 3 in there). the Chrismas Tree then spawns 3 new presents, losing 1,500 HP in the process...It then +1s the Undecided Faction...So, it +1s sans. This can't end well. I'd kill Twitchy BEFORE he arrives...And considering she's open, now is the time! Fennia wails on the Disembodied Heart for 20,000 damage! Nightmare deal 7,000 damage to Twitchy! The NICEMEME gets unstunned! The Small Dog nibbles The Nightmare (innocently) to spawn a Nightmare Crystal.
Dark Bowers assaults the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! That is LITERALLY all that needs to be said of the GS Turn...Wait a minute, no it's not. Some random band of strangers walks in, a trio of travellers, quite like yourselves, but not really...Other players! They quickly amass on the GS side! As a reminder: Player specials can be voted on, but only by members of their faction! Once used, they'll disappear...BUT, they'll also do something incredibly powerful!
The Baneblade uses Tank Shock, but can't target Dark Bowser-his Koopa Troopa gets in the way! Nevertheless, the Baneblade performs some sicknasty mind tricks by charging forward, then stopping at the last second, leaving the Troop flat-footed and far too surprised to act properly! They're stunned! The Wraith scans Twitchy! He nearly goes insane, BUT he also gathers information: Hivemind will summon the TRUE form of the Hivemind, allowing them to plague up to 3 entities with status effects, per turn! In addition, if the Hivemind lives, they can revive Twitchy (at 1/3rd HP) if they're left alive for a turn! The Guitar Solo's song queue bumps up its intensity, and then focuses on Twitchy, splitting its power between Twitchy herself and the Disembodied Heart! 25,000 damage to both, and +25,000 HP to Shield Princess! It then loses intensity...It's next turn may be its last!
Shield Princess performs her special on the Chef-Class Imperator Titan! Sir Shield widens his stance to protect Ultra Greed and applies Large Counter, making any attack against either of them or him directly auto-counter until next turn...Jeez. Lunai uses Healing Fire on Sir shield, healing him for 50,000 HP! Feyd and the Newb King jointly kill a second Lil' Haunt! Ultra Greed whips out Cash Vortex, nailing The Annoying Dog, A Lil' Haunt and The Alternate Glitched Annoying Dog, for 3,000 damage each! It also generates 12 pennies! Azazel nails Twitchy for 3,000 damage, twice! (This isn't double-action, this is two attacks at the same time). Curac and Leicteron combo Twitchy as well, dealing 35,000 damage (and proving Talist's math wrong, as 20,000 + 15,000 =/= 35,000)! Hezetor uses Levitator Enforcer upon the Wraith to Invert it-all harm is healing and all healing is harm, for the next two turns!
The combined efforts of the Chef-Class Imperator Titan and Gordon Ramsay obliterate Battlefury's Army! Lagesse's special, Guest Star, is ready and waiting to be used! The Void Shields Regenerate for 20,000 HP!
The Clara Dolls use Tears, channeling the sheer element of Grief and Tragety into a singular form-tears. Tears in such vast quantity that they blot out the sky and cause Rain! Next turn, all AZ attack damage will be down 5%! Lil Chub rams
into the Chef-Class Imperator Titan, bypassing Void Shields and dealing 24,000 damage! The Haunt chips into Sir Shield for 20,000 damage! Adventure Fredbear unleashes his secret weapon, forbidden from use in public due to its unconventional nature-Toilet Fu! He throws a Toilet directly into the NICEMEME, dealing 10,000 damage and being counterattacked for 5,000! The AGAD rubs Glitched particulates all over the Shield Princess, glitching her! She's too badly corrupted to act...For one turn.
The Tombstones rush Fennia, dealing 36,000 damage to her! Twitchy lets the Disembodied Heart spawn two new Disembodied Hands before drawing-The Joker! She quickly summons the entire Chef-Class Imperator Titan to the Devil Room!...The Devil explains that neutral-aligned entities go here as well. It can pay up 30,000 HP from it's total and current HP pool to get Contract From Below (which will double the duration of all incoming buffs), Spirit of the Night (which allows the whole thing to Fly AND penetrate guarding entities), or Dark Bum (which will automatically convert any healing-and this incldues the Void Shields-into 1 point of charge, 20,000 HP per 1 point of charge to a random charge on the entity). Pick whatever combination you want, but choose wisely-losing up to 90K HP is no laughing matter.
With that done, Twitchy executes Hivemind! A portal to a place of unspeakable chaos rips open upon the battlefield, a spacetime gash of epic proportions! Within is a madness even worse than the entire warp-even Bomber must look away, and only the Sleuth (familiarized with the contents) can properly stand to witness the glory within, as such is its wildness, the only stability being in a few small figures like language, shaped into words:
UP DOWN LEFT B LEFT RIGHT A A LEFT DOWN DOWN B SELECT ANARCHY
From this mad, multicolored, text-based horror of incomprehensible nature comes a mad swarm of miniature beings, each shaped into a loose image of an english lett////SO-I-DECIDED-THAT-SINCE-I-HAVE-TO-TAKE-HITS-I-MIGHT-AS-WELL-ACTUALLY-INTRODUCE-WHAT-I-REALLY-LOOK-LIKE!-PRETTY-COOL-RIGHT?////ers, a mass of madness hovering behind Twitchy-I KNEW I was forgetting something! The Hivemind has been summoned! I've mentioned their details in the Wraith's Investigation.
The Low Knife Clusters manage to shiv Hezetor, dealing 9 damage! He's REALLY weak now. The High Knife Clusters behold Azazel, and apply vigorous stabbing! 2 damage! Azazel's 1st Black Heart breaks, dealing 5,000 damage to every component of Twitchy's that exists, including the freshly-summoned Hivemind!
A new Card Selection will begin in 2 turns. Twitchy's Life is irrelevant. Little bit of info that the Wraith comes up with late: Once Twitchy's dead, THEN you can draw from the deck...BUT! It's a focused action to Draw! The Cards are freaking huge. Entities can draw too-ANY entity, the ones that Can Draw right now are the only ones that can bypass UserZero's protections on the cards.
EXOS +1s all GS players, not forgetting!
Richard +2s OldSithRevan and Bomber, and decides to quickly get rid of a few...Irritations! He smashes the last Lil' Haunt and the AGAD into particles with a swing of the Prototype Banhammer! The Haunt flies into a rage, becoming vulnerable! He then goes on to smash up 8 of the Clara Dolls with his incredible Boots of Crushing Dance M!
UserZero +3s all PZ Players and blitzes to Sir Shield, Uzi's raised and firing in a flash! Sir Shield braves the leadstorm valiantly, but his Large Counter is useless against a godmodder, much less THE Godmodder, and takes a massive 200,000 damage! Infuriated he didn't kill the Shielding menace in a go, she then thrusts her head straight into the ground, causing a huge pillar of earth to rise up right in front of the Shield Princess! Uzi bodyslams the pillar, causing it to Crush Shield Princess, killing her! She then kicks it directly into the Baneblade, causing it to suffer a Penetration! This time, its main gun is clogged with dirt-it'll take 3 turns to get it working again!' Flipping back into the barrier and resuming her lean upon the Plunger detonator, her eyes affix upon the horizon, ridiculously eager, anticipating something.
UserZero: sansssssssssssss
UserZero: floweeeeeeyyyyyyy
UserZero: don't keep me waitinnnnnn'~
Terrain: Oceanic Platform. Nautical entities get 20% dodge. AZ entities ignore up to 15% dodge chance when attacking.
Weather: Skytears: AZ attack damage is penalized by 5%. I
[AZ?] sans: ???. arrival: iiiiiiiiii
[N] 1st Gateway: Indestructible. TECHNICALLY. Control panel: 20,000/20,000 HP. (Guarded by Energy Shield). Energy Shield: 50,000/50,000 HP (+10,000 per turn; cannot be lowered past 1, cannot block under 1 damage). Summoning: IIIII
[N] Shroob Defense Force:
Shield Shroombs: 10,000/10,000 HP x2. Auto-bodyguards all Shroob Units and all Gateways.
Techno Shroombs: 3,000/3,000 HP x2. Immunizes Shroobs/Gateways to AoE while alive.
Summoned by the 1st Gateway! Destory the control Panel to gain control!
Action: Retaliate against any attackers to them or the Shroob Attack Force/1st Gateway!
[N] Annoying Dog: 83,000/180,000 HP. Patch Quilt: III Artifact Blaster: IIIII Extremely Cool Slasher: IIIIIII ARFIFACT GONER: IIIIIIIIIIII
[N] Christmas Tree: 6,050/10,000 HP. Gives +1 to all entity charges of a specific faction. Gifts: 6/6.
[N] Fennia Shefferstreck: 156,000/192,000 HP. ⊻: IIIII Action: Attack the Disembodied Heart!
[N] NICEMEME: 60,000/80,000 HP. Counterattacks all attackers.
[N] The Nightmare: 10/10 HP. Spawns Nightmare crystals when attacked, but can't take damage from being attacked. Attack rises with every successful attack dealt. (ATK Raise: 7,000) Nightmare Crystal: 5,000/5,000 HP x1.
[N] Shroob Attack Force:
Basic Shroob Infantry: 5,000/5,000 HP. x5
Shroomb Elite Unit 5,000/5,000 HP. x2 Auto-Bodyguards the Commander!
Shroomb Commander:7,000/7,000 HP. Improves all Shroob units by 5%!
Action: Retaliate against attackers!
[N] The Contract: Releases powerful forces of Revolution when the Government is destroyed...The latter is not present. Until then, invincible.
[N] Small Dog: 1,000/1,000 HP. Terrible consequences occur for whoever kills this guy.
[GS] Dark Bowser: 34,500/38,500 HP. Attacks cannot miss nor fail for ANY reason except countering-cannot dodge for ANY reason barring being taken off the entity list. Action: Attack the Chef-Class Imperator Titan!
[GS] Dark Star Core: 30,000/60,000 HP. Tentacles: 6,000/6,000 HP x3. Bodyguarding the Core! Glasses: 9,600/9,600 x2. 2 random Tentacles have 100% dodge chance while either is alive (doesn't stack!) Double-target. I WILL BE HAVING THE ESCAPE! IIIII Has escaped! Get it out of Dark Bowser again!
[GS] Nebula Monolith: 40,000/80,000 HP. Generates Flares, which grant buffs. Flares: 2 Red, 2 Blue, 2 Yellow, 3 White. Frozen: II
[GS] Koopa Troopa: Bodyguarding Dark Bowser! Stunned!
Goombas: 8,000 HP x10. Will auto-kick any Koopa Shells (only 1 each, though).
Koopas: 4,000/4,000 HP x20. Spawns Koopa Shells when HP is 0. Koopa Shells can be kicked to deal damage or destroyed-but they'll respawn to a Koopa if not touched for a turn.
[GS-PL] TheMinMaxnificent18STR: 20/20 HP x2. Real Man: III
[GS-PL] Dr.Omnidisciplinaryman McMindboggle: 20/20 HP x2. PhD in EVERYTHING: III
[GS-PL] -STRIKE THE EARTH-: 20/20 HP x2. FOR SHOVELRY: III
[GS] John: 20/20 HP. Current forme: Spellcaster. Forms: Beast, Spellcaster. HP. Spellcaster Mode: -2,000 DMG/+HP, but consecutive attacks/heals buffs the alternative. Chain: Healing, 3.
AZ Damage: 60,000/150,000
PZ Damage: 55,000/150,000
H Damage: 16,000/50,000
[AZ] Baneblade: 4/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Easier to damage from the sides and back; harder to hit as well, though. Tank Shock: II Main Cannon Clogged: III
[AZ] Wraith: 30,000/100,000 HP. Super Evasive (40%). Cannot attack; Can Scan to gather information about any entity. Action: Scan Twitchy! Inversed: II
[AZ] Guitar Solo: 10% Intensity [||||||||||]
[AZ] Sir Shield: 170,000/430,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can bodyguard multiple entities at once and occasionally (20%) block attacks. Enrages if Lunai dies. Large Counter: III Reinforce Shield: IIII Summon Mini-Shield: IIIII ULTIMATE, Shield of the Great Warlord: IIIIIIIIIIII. Guarding: Lunai.
[AZ] Lunai: 234,000/250,000 HP. Cannot attack: Can heal. Enrages if Sir Shield dies. Healing Fire: III Heal Bunny: IIIII Healing Roar: IIIIIIII ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
[AZ] Feyd, the Enderman King: 100,000/100,000 HP. Enderman Army: 100/100HP x25
[AZ] Newb King: 80,000/80,000 HP.
[AZ] Ultra Greed: 150,000/150,000 HP. At 3/4 health, takes 3/4 damage. At 1/2 health, takes 1/2 damage. At 1/4 health, takes 1/4 damage. Bank: 17/150 Pennies.
[AZ] Azazel: 6/6 HP, Can only take 1 damage per attack. Every 2 damage, deal 5,000 damage to any conpoments of a Gatekeeper. 100% Accuracy!
[AZ] Cuarc: 4/4 HP. 1000% Position Uncertainty, 0% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 1/3 (PZ).
[AZ] Leicteron: 4/4 HP. 1000% Position Uncertainty, 0% Velocity Uncertainty. Matter Collection: 0/3. Primed Matter: 0/3.
[AZ] Hezetor: 3/20. 1 Armor. Super-Evasive (40%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Phantom Walker (Occasional Agony Stacks), 1st ESFB (Super-Evasive), Crocidibli (Levitator Enforcer: IIII).
[AZ-BOSS] Chef-Class Imperator Titan: 417,000/450,000 HP. Void Shields: 20,000/100,000 HP +20,000 HP per turn (can be penetrated). Plasma Annihilator: IIII IRON CHEF: IIIIII. Shield of Snowflakes: III Banished to the Devil Room: II
[AZ-BOSS] Alton Brown. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Good Eats: IIII Banished!
[AZ-BOSS] Gordon Ramsay. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Attack increases every turn. Banished! (ATK Increase: 7,500)
[AZ-BOSS] Emril Lagasse. Dies with the Imperator-Class Chef Titan. Guest Star: III Banished!
[PZ] Clara Dolls: 10/10 HP x5. Tears: III
[PZ] Lil' Chub: 170,000/170,000 HP. Add-Ons: 8,000/8,000 HP x2. Add +2,000 ATK power each. Guarded by the Red Array of Death!
[PZ] The Haunt: 140,000/140,000 HP.
[PZ] Adventure Fredbear: 120,000/125,000 HP. 30% chance to Pixelate, becoming impossible to interact with! Regen Song: III Mega Bite: IIIII Mimic Ball: IIIIII Adventure of '87: IIIIIIIII.
[PZ] engie_ninja/Walker: 18/20 HP. Has 1 Armor.
[PZ] Tombstones: 30,000/30,000 HP x12.
[-GATEKEEPER-][PZ-BOSS] Twitchy, the Hivemind Incarnate: 351,000/616,000 HP; Can Draw; Attacks can stun, Double Action! Alchemical: III Hivemind: IIIII. Low Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 HP x1; 64,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Ground. Medium Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 x2; High Knife Clusters: 81,000/86,000 x1; 57,000/86,000 HP x1; Anti-Air. Disembodied Hands: 166,000/166,000 HP x2; Can Draw. Red Array of Death: Shielding Lil' Chub! Disembodied Heart: 141,000/300,000 HP. Spawns enemies! Can only spawn hands if any are dead! HIVEMIND: 246,493/251,493 HP. If Twitchy dies, they can respawn her at 1/3rd HP given a turn! Spreads status effects!
[PZ] Twitchy's Deck of Cards: 9/12. Discard Pile: Empress, 2 of Spades, Joker. Card Selection: III
[AZ-γ] Godmodder477: 28/50 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 120/150 HP. Behind the Barrier-Invulnerable! Leaning on a Plunger Detonator...
Distance to Yggdrasil: 4000. Locked until the gatekeeper is dead!
The Armory (in the spoilers)
[||||] The Power Cleaner: RECHARGING. Owner: Bomber57 [AZ]
[|||||] The Zeroth Ball: RECHARGING. Owner: Insert_Generic_Username [AZ]
[||||] Traho: READY. Owner: The_Topazian [AZ]
[|||||||] Mask of Agony: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
[|||||||] Decayed Heart: READY. Owner: crystalcat [AZ]
Quick question, Tazz: Should people who posted between your two Update posts recopy them below this one?
Eh, I'm just going to do so anyways:
The relation would be the Tarot cards with very similar effects, and the disembodied heart that is spawning Binding of Isaac bosses, and the Red Rings O' Death (made out of a laser and the Ludovico Technique, I should know. I guess I should have copyrighted that) plus the Lost Contact that were guarding Twitchy in the first place, and...you know what, let's just say that there were plenty of reasons for me to guess that and move on.
47/50 The being that is itself time (+1 Ire, +4 Tazz)
40/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods (+4 Tazz)
26/50 CAPTAIN MEME! (+4 Tazz)
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 3/5
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 1/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 1/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
(Of course sans would know about the rules that govern this world. Flowey probably knows some of them as well. I wonder which ending the two of them come from? Well, obviously not Genocide, they're alive after all.)
Well, I'm going to try something.
"Hey, Twitchy?"
"So, you've very much proven your worth. You've lasted about twice as long as the last gatekeeper in turns, and much more than that in days. You had less support in both HP and numbers than Barkley, and you were able to deal good damage in the meantime.
But let's be honest here, no boss is going to stick around forever. You're going down in the next turn or two...barring massive heals from Godmodder I'm-the-strongest-which-is-why-I'm-going-to-hide-behind-a-wall-like-a-coward.
Not only that, you weren't the original gatekeeper. You are a fusion of Skarmory and the Aurin Esper who was subsequently exposed to the Twitch Hivemind. This has given you some degree of sentience. So I must ask: How did you become gatekeeper? You dealt with the 2nd gatekeeper, and I doubt it automatically transfers gatekeepership to the gatekeeper's killer, since that would make Richard Hera's 1st gatekeeper. That would be awkward, to say the least. If there's a ritual of some sort involved, how fast was it? Considering we were keeping Hera occupied for the very little time there would have been between you killing the former gatekeeper and us arriving here.
If Hera was somehow able to deal with both at the same time, then I doubt the gatekeepership thing is very sturdy, she didn't have much time, after all.
Actually, it would be kind of funny if she never had it up at all, and we could have ran past you this entire time. Though I doubt that's the case."
I take the opportunity to check this by lazily tapping where the barrier would be. The following is only applicable if the wall is there.
"So, here's my offer, taking all the above into account: Why not leave? Why not remove the gatekeeper thingy?...not sure how exactly it functions...What keeps you here? What stake do you have in this fight?"
If she declines, I decide to take my second and final guess towards the FATE: The thing the entire Twitch Hivemind worships, just because they created their own religion:
LORD HELIX!
It's just a regular Omastar. BUT IT'S WORSHIPPED BY THOUSANDS!
20,000 HP
2000 damage per attack
1/4th chance for Twitchy's mind to be filled with thoughts of "HAIL HELIX" and either do nothing, or help out Lord Helix the Omastar in some way.
If the wall isn't there (despite that it has previously stopped attacks), here's my response.
"Impressive. Very impressive. Have you taken psychology or something, Hera? We expected it to work the same way, but it didn't. Well done.
No, I'm not being sarcastic. That was very well played."
I just stomp on Hera with a giant spiked boot.
Also, Azazel attacks Twitchy with the RROD again.
And Lord Helix the Omastar also attacks Twitchy with a Hydro Pump
EVERYONE! CHARGE!
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."
Alchemies
8 Klein Star Omegas && Empty Interlocking Cubic Module = Cubic Klein Star Module (6/6)
Cubic Klein Star Module: A module that functions as a Klein Star when connected to other modules. Stores 409,600,000 EMC.
Fire Arrow && Water Arrow && Earth Arrow && Air Arrow && Order Arrow && Entropy Arrow = Arrow of the Primal (6/7)
Tracking Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket && Advanced Chainsaw = Tracking Rocket Chainsaw (5/8)
Brightstone > Fine = Brightsteel (1/5)
Modules
Charges
Project M11-Puzzlehunters (23/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M12-The Typographer (11/50) (+4 from GM)
Project M10-The Java Programmer (29/50) (+4 from GM)
+3 to Ire
Storypost
September 15, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
A group of trained professionals gathers at the heart of Dimension 風ℵЛ-710. Present at this meeting are the Phonetician, the Logician, the Typographer, the VocaloP, the Speakonian, the Troll Scientist and the Speedcuber.
The Phonetician, who we now know as Rinon, and the VocaloP, whose name has not yet been revealed, are sitting next to each other, chatting in phonetic notations while the Troll Scientist is using magnets for faster acquiring of more magnets from the wallets of everyone nearby.
For ease of reading, all quirks have been disabled.
Rinon adjusts the schwa ornament hanging off her head. "So, did you hear? The new forum game has begun recently."
The Logician (Fennia) turns to face Rinon. "What?"
"Destroy the Godmodder 0rigins. As you know, one of our extradimensional associates is involved in this game."
Fennia turns to their leader, the REDACTED. "Is this true?"
The REDACTED replies with a "Yes."
The REDACTED turns to Rinon. "Call the Cobalt Shade Corporation now and ask to speak to the head... CEO... whatever. Just call Cobalt and tell him we're going to help."
"On it!"
Rinon pulls out her phone, opens an encrypted connection app and sends me a text.
September 15, 2015
Destroy the Godmodder Multiverse
Rinon's text gets through, flashing through my mind. I send one back: "Acknowledged. You may be summoned in the future."
October 12, 2015
Dimension 風ℵЛ-710
Rinon gets a text from me. "I'm beginning the process of summoning you now. Get to the dimensional door when I tell you. Gather your stuff."
Action
I write out a sigil on the ground.
The ambigram sigil allows me to manipulate the ground around Twitchy, allowing me to impale her body vertically with a spike going straight up. The spike retracts into the earth as the sigil fades.
Entity Action
Fennia will XOR the Baneblade and Lunai together to create the ?????ade, which is simply invisible if not for a black outline that appears to be that of the Baneblade.
Calculations
0 XOR 234,000 = 234,000 HP
0 XOR 250,000 = 250,000 Max HP
10897 (DEBUG_ship_entity_type) XOR 0 (DEBUG_standard_entity_type) = 10897 (DEBUG_ship_entity_type)
All further XORs with zero are not listed.
4494 (Tank Shock) XOR 41349 (Healing Fire) = 45067 (Levitator Enforcer)
?????ade: 234,000/250,000 HP. 4/8 Hull Points. 13/12/11. Cannot attack: Can heal. Levitator Enforcer: 0/4. Heal Bunny: 4/5. Healing Roar: 4/8. ULTIMATE, Blessing of the Heal Master: 4/15.
Dual health systems: Both must be depleted for the ?????ade to be killed.
Levitator Enforcer: Inflicts Inversed on a target for 2 turns.
(Inversed: All damage is now healing and all healing is now damage. Fun, right?)
Heal Bunny, Healing Roar, Blessing of the Heal Master: Unaffected.
FENNIA: It's perfect, isn't it? *trollface*
\==STATUS==/
XSlayer300 ???/???
\==ACTIONS==/
-=FOCUSED!=-
I saw a radio lying on the ground, it was still intact. It's mine.
I called in a squad of true Minecraft Professionals to my assist.
\==STORY==/
XSlayer300: Guys, I need assistance here. Go to my pos ASAP!
???: Sure, you got it. [REDACTED], ready up.
*guns are clicking in the background, sounds like a 10-man squad.*
???: We are gonna meet you by Airship, boys, let's move!
AIRSHIP ARRIVING IN:
================================================== 20% + Focused Bonus
\==ETC==/
\==INVENTORY==/
Offensive:
Rainbow Minigun
Spawners:
Radio
Rainbow Chest
The beginning of the 5 Origins, and Undertale Madness.
The rest of them:
http://pastebin.com/dAiKBKaX
Crippled Braindamaged Weak Puny Honey Badger: 16/50
Coolest Plane Ever: 16/50
Lots of bling: 13/14
I proceed to make a phone call to Adventure Fredbear in order to prank-call him. Then, I proceed to shoot at the Lil' Haunts with a gun that shoots rockets that split into more rockets that themselves ALSO split even more, before using a HUGE beam gun on all the PZs.
My suggestions:
A new ranged weapon based upon Guardians. It also gives a true reward for fighting them, which means that it fixes two complaints with a single item (Technically two).
Weaponized rockets. Now rockets can be used as weapons (I didn't think of a good subtitle of sorts).
New uses and tweaks for common items that lack uses. Making some items less unbearable.
Charge for boosting that HyperStorm 40/50(+2 from proof +2 from crusher48 +1 from exos)
my items:
The Reinforcement level 1
Damaged The blasting pages level -1
Damaged Transmutation field alternator level -1
Book of support level 2
Warp Zone level 8
Red blood level 0
Green blood level 0
School of illusion level 0
School of conjuration level 0
School of necromancy level 0
School of evocation level 0
School of abjuration level 0
School of divination level 0
School of enchantment level 0
School of transmutation level 0
Tier-One level 10
I help proof of concept, crusher48 and hector(one time each)
I gate in the warforged from the dream of metal who near immediately wake
up from his forced dream of all the universe over billions of years(so
everything that happened is cancelled since he waked up but he remembers
of what I told him) but since speaking is a free action I tell him the
list of the attacks made against godmodder 447 who failed thus making
the one who did them avoid using those attacks and thus making them gain
the possibility to use other actions.
Then the op scale is
spinning infinitely fast because of the op stuff I tried to do and what I
did is countered but I use the op scale as a yoyo to attack luna.
april fools!!!!!!!!! basically that was a joke i didn't actually summon omega flowey (please don't ban me ) if your wondering why i did this in January is because i'm not going to post that day i didn't post on the 3rd do people saying "why is this guy posting 2 days later?" (oh yea i don't post or read a thread a day then i read and post on the thread so.. yea that is why i don't always post why i didn't post on February 29th is because off the reason i can't post on the 3rd except it's because people wonder why i'm posting 2 days before April fools i couldn't have done it in February because people will wonder why i'm doing it a month before but nobody cares about 2 months before ok now that i have got that out the way i will not be posting for 3 days due to family stuff so you will see me on Tuesday no skeleton pun because this me talking not my character
...
In all seriousness, please don't summon Omega Flowey. There are already plans in place to summon him.
/null.
0rigin Point.
Avatar by TwinBuilder.
"IT'S NOT APRIL YET YOU COMPLETE DINGUS."
/null
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
n progress/finished=======
Template: Helmet && bATTLEFURY'S tEMMIE aRMOR?!?!?! = ??? 1/? Level ?
Meowmere && Star Wrath && Terra Blade = The Hero's Blade 2/11 Level 10
D20X3 & D10 = D15x3 4/5 Level 4
Actual action=========
Rip my formatting.
I instantly decide to deal with the small dog before someone carelessly nukes it with a AOE attack. I place it in a bedrock cage with Unbreaking X, and by cage i mean massive palace were it can live it's life in luxury while being constantly healed by regen magicks.
==== Expended Charge: None 0/0 ====
Recipes ======
Essence of Healing && Amplifier && Medigun = Revitalizator (Level 5)
N00b && N00b crown && Pronoob badge) 1/1 = Hackers Regalia 0/7 u
seful stuff goes here=====================
The Saints row [7] Gemblade [8?] Life-Drain spellbook [5] Gravity Gauntlet [7] Brutal Boss Buster Breaker Basher or BBBBB 9/9 lvl 8
bATTLEFURYS tEMMIE aRMOR?!!?!?111 11/11 lvl 10
Falls [9]
Wright [7]
Gambler's Gredideir [5]
Entity's:==================
Awaiting EOTB.
Charges========
10/20 (4+ from tazz, 3+ from engie, assumed 3+ from userzero
4/10
3/50
3+ to Engie
Posts may contain high amounts of stupid.
. And you know what the best part of all this is? You'll DO it. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending." Because you "love your friends." Because you "never give up." Isn't that delicious? Your "determination." The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall!
And we were supposed to know this was a joke, when noobs have done this kind of thing before many times, how?
No really, I'd like an answer as to what alluded to that being a joke.
(great, she's become aware.)
/null
Nerf Rebelle Ultimate Crossbow (inb4 feminism intensifies) && Arrow && Machine Gun = SpamBow 2000 7/7 Done.
D-Force Kidd's Top Hat && Bladed Boomerang && Shortener = Secret Agent's Bowler Hat 6/6 Done.
Thai Milk Tea && Lucky Charms && Hot Cocoa && Artificial Sweetener && Gun = Blaster of Bitterness and Saltiness 2/7
Laptop && Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Helmet of Data 1/???
Flamethrower && Flak Rounds = Flakthrower 1/???
+1 to Pricey +1 to Toast +1 to Leon
Lance 43/50 (+2 from Toast)
OH YES! 7/30
Winchester Rotomo 7/30
(All +4 from TNT Boy)
Feyd and his army (If it's alive) attack the Low Knife Clusters, while the Newb King attacks the Medium Knife Clusters.
I shoot the Low Knife Clusters with Deus Noctem.
I just took the Minecraft Noob test! Check out what I scored. Think you can beat me?!
To take the test, check out
http://minecraftnoobtest.com/test.php
War, war never changes.
The Beginning.
http://technoterra.myminicity.com
I test Twitchy's resistance to miniature suns by shooting the Solar Flare at it multiple times.
And again...: 42/50
Marvel of Machinery: 11/50
spacesheepsome loser: 4/25Solar Flare && Solar Panel II Flamethrower = Sunbringer (7/8)
Broken Nemesis && Repair Kit = Nemesis (2/4)
Broken Spur && Repair Kit = Spur (2/5)
some rp stuff no one cares about
Mystery Man: Informer to Alpha Base, Informer to Alpha Base. This is Informer to Alpha Base.
Alpha Base: Alpha Base to Informer, you have been received.
Informer: Alright, good. So, I assume you want me to tell you what I've seen here on this "battlefield", as you call it?
Alpha Base: Affirmative.
Informer: Well, I've seen some of the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my entire life. There's this big money guy, a messed up Skarmory from Pokemon, a dog, another dog, yet another dog, some ghosts, Gordon Ramsey, a Christmas tree, a monolith, and some other stuff.
Alpha Base: Well, it seems this "Battlefield" is a place where beings from all over the omniverse come together and fight some war. Perhaps you could go in for a further inspection.
Informer: Oh heck no, do you think I'm going near all that, well, STUFF? Also, why is all this happening on a Minecraft server of all places?
Alpha Base: Yes, in fact. You will have around, let's say, 21 turns to prepare. After that, you will have to go in for a closer look. And to answer your second question, I have no clue.
Informer: Ugh, fine. Bye.
-CALL ENDED-
It's High Noon
The
Hidden RogueHunter 31/50 +4 TazzGovernment 7/50 +4 Tazz
Hyperstorm Boss 44/50 +4 Tazz +1 nulitor
+1 to nulitor, +1 to crusher, +1 to hecter
John:
Changes Forms, but must use both actions, or change forms on a respawn. Current Form: Spellcaster: Forms:
Beast: 10% Minicrit chance Minicrit Chain
Spellcaster: -2000 to healing and damage Bonus to healing/damage: ((Consecutive times the healing/damage (Opposite) has been used - 1)*6000)- the base 2000 penalty
???
Leaping off a cliff, John takes fear no anvil hurls it to the ground below him. It creates a torrent of light surrounding Twitchy. "THIS IS FOR-"
John quickly teleports away right before he hits the ground.
The light dissipates and restores Twitchy's health
Fear No Anvil: Level 10: Stop! It's hammertime! It's also time to drop it like its hot. All obligatory Snoop Dog references aside, this beast, made with a broken anachronism and the most pure of sacred metals, is the stuff of legends. This forging hammer is a mighty BEAST of a weapon, capable of controlling time and fire, sending all who are hit by it into an infernal timelock.
The Forge Stoker: Level 4
Holy Flame: Level 3
Peacetime: Level 3: A staff that gives off a calming vibe. It's powers grow with the level of peace around you, so as it stands its very weak. When it is strong, however, it can do great things.
Iron Forge Hammer: Level 2
Coldheart Hard Drive: Level 1: It's a hard drive that keeps itself very cool
Essence of Corruption: Level 1: The Brittlestroker: Level 5 If a metal is tempered improperly in the forge, it goes brittle, frail, easy to break. This is a representation of failure in creation, whist the Forge Stoker itself represents creation as a whole. As such, weapons coming into contact with the Brittlestroker are weakened, possibly even breaking. It is cold to the touch, and aside from the aformentioned propery, also has powers over the cold.
Holy Flame OOO Water Bottle = Scalding Holy Water (Level 4: 0/5)
Inventory:
Scalding Holy Water X 1 Scalding Unholy Water X1
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48/50 The being that is itself time
41/50 Willpower to Surpass Gods
27/50 CAPTAIN MEME!
+3 Ire
Formula 1 Car && Turbo Booster: Blue Falcon 4/5
One of my summons demanded I get this for his big entrance. I think you guys can guess which one.
Sandstorm-Darude Version II Sandstorm-TM version: ? 2/??
Mooshroom II Mega Mushroom: Mega Mooshroom 2/??
What does it do? Well, it gives milk. And mushrooms.
The following is only applicable if Twitchy does not take my offer to leave in peace and let us remove the gatekeeper seal/whatever it is
"Did you join Battlefury in leaving the GS side to become an AZ?
If not, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"
I decide to do what Richard often did, and switch heals to damage. I create a portal that takes all the healing light. Another portal opens right below the first portal, pouring out light that burns Twitchy down to the bone.
(You know, taking the time travel into account, it's possible that doing such would influence him into making that part of his playbook.
Crud, and a number of people also referenced giving free dental to entities in order to bribe them. DTG1 players, I'm sorry in advance.)
No matter who wins, this can't end well...people like you should be burning in...you know, that place.
As usual, the only way to end a war for good is to discover its beginning...and end that beginning.
So, Uzi. Sorry to let you know, but this is as far as you go.
"lol ur stooped im God."
"Actually, as the omnipotent creator of this universe, I think I fit the bill more than some bearded guy who can't escape from some rope."