Destroy the Godmodder

[MinerTurtle45]

I will summon The Sun Lord!

Sun lord uses Hyper Nova + Lazer!

dude, you can't summon that powerful of an entity in one turn. also, which team are you?

 

[Cepukka]

dude, you can't summon that powerful of an entity in one turn. also, which team are you?

AG

 

[existence_success]

"It's not yet night....." (Twins in 2 MORE TURNS)

Otherworldly voices whisper of the secrets of those that dwell beneath the waves. (9/12)
A storm is brewing, the waves becoming fierce... (4/4) - COMPLETED
A brutal storm erupts over the battlefield! It is now raining hard and there is lightning everywhere. The ocean is raging.

The Battlefield is now Stormy!

ness charges (3/5)
I charge (3/5)
I give ness a gills potion

Ness is no longer drowning!

A release date is set... (Update) 3/5
I have replaced Moon Lord with Unknown Thing
??? 1/3
I crash the terraria server

Everyone murders you before you can do that!

>Charges
Blade Golem: 11 / 20
Daybreak: 4 / 10
+1 to Piono, Sirplop

I dig a giant tunnel down to hell using Dynamite. This starts to drain the ocean, and fast! To speed up the process, I also set up several pipe-arrays, pouring more water straight down into hell.

The ocean has been drained!

Just what I was planning
With the yamato now able to hover, it floats above the water.
Then I freeze the rest of the water.

The Yomato can now float!
All of the water has been drained!

Phantamana MK2: (3/5)
Perfect Chaos grabs the Godmodder with one of his tentacles. He then roars at the godmodder.

10 airships as well as a small flying device are in the distance. (4/5)

The Godmodder is wearing earplugs!

I begin summoning a dragon or something! (1/5)
Moon Lord laser beams basically every PG thing ever!
I summon the Anti-Godmodder Airstrike, AND transform the Satantuba back into the Satanmodder, who proceeds to run away and qwiksc0p the Godmodder (or should I say N00bmodder?)

There are no PG things left!
1 damage to the Godmodder!
The Satantuba is now the Satanmodder! The Godmodder is too MLG to be quickscoped.

Peaceful villagers are building a town nearby. (1/6)
Otherworldly voices whisper of the secrets of those that dwell beneath the waves. (11/12) - Thanks Gladius!
+1 to Murphmario, Piono, and Gladius.

Also, since the ocean is almost gone, and what remains of it is frozen, my thunderstorm turns into a snowstorm.

You snowstorm turns back into a thunderstorm!

ness charge (4/5)
i charge (4/5)

OW. Or at least, that's what I would say, if mr piano man could actually hit the broad side of a barn with a banjo.

I am thrown back, skidding in the edge of the boat. I then begin raining sugery death into the moon lord with the marshooter.

Armageddon Outta Here 3/50
Hot Chocolate 3/10

Frozen Fury 2/4

6000 damage to the Moon Lord!

I throw a rock at him.

The Godmodder laughs at your pitiful attack, but is then hit in the head with your rock! 1 damage!

Peaceful villagers are building a town nearby. (2/6)
Otherworldly voices whisper of the secrets of those that dwell beneath the waves. (12/12) - COMPLETED
Where the ruins of where the incomplete temple lie, the eldritch portal snaps back open!
This time, it cannot be simply closed, and the correct phrase must be translated.

Translate this: Sastresaben

A horrific army marches from the portal! [NAME:Aberrant Legion][HP:500/500 x100, +50 each turn] Note: They do not breathe.

Hint about translation: It is NOT available on google translate.

Also, +1 to Murphmario, Piono, and Gladius again.

@Cehb please specify alignment and target. There are a great many 'hims' on the battlefield.

Even with all the clues you've given me, I'm stumped.
The Aberrant Legion appears!

Oh, it's part of a language alright. An unconventional, incomplete one, but it translates. I'll give you a hint: Toady One.

Also, you might have misinterpreted, translate the word(s) to english.
Why ever might you desire to close it anyways...?

Not a double post. Or really an action post at all.

I don't know.

Phantamanta MK2: (4/5)
Bowser: (5/5)

A yell comes from up high.
"You think you can destroy my army! Hmph, what a bunch of lies! I'll show you!"
Along with Bowser are 10 small airships. Bowser is riding in his clown car, which has separate health.

Bowser and the small airships appear!

I move the +1 from penultimatum since you can't +1 alchemies to recharging potential.
I +2 sirplop and +1 gladius
38/50 for charge of potential
12/12 for recharging potential
1/25 for unusually aggressive wildlife
4/10 for penultimatum

I take recharging potential and funnel it into the charge of potential to restore the energy lost to fixing NoLegs:
50/100 for the charge of potential (this thing's getting pretty hefty. This thing's gonna be huge when I unleash it, and I think I've already decided what, well, who, it is going to be.)

Feathered, I would argue with your comment were it not for the fact that it is self evident you are wrong, since I managed to hit you before I could see you.
Although, would you like to test your hypothesis as to whether or not you can take me down?
Jondanger, I'd like to give him a chance this time. Let's initiate an actual STRIFE!!!
but not this round, since I can't respond until Monday. We'll start it then, okay feathered?

I, with the overkiller and veteran vexer, rocket across the water, using the power of having won a STRIFE to increase my attack power, and slam down to the water, unleashing a massive blast of frost magic.
Things no longer are inflicted with drowning upon leaving boats or platforms, but all entities that are currently drowning are now also suffocating and frozen, as well as trapped under a small ocean's worth of ice. In essence, I just doomed most of the entities that were drowning to certain death.

Alright.
There's no water left. You instead take a lightning bolt, freeze it, and stab Ness for 10000 damage.

>2 / 3

>Charges
Blade Golem: 14 / 20 (+2 total, Piono, Sirplop)
Daybreak: 5 / 10
+1 to Sirplop and Piono

Deciding the AG Team is rather powerful at the moment, I pull out a Christmas Tree Sword, and fire tons of fragmenting ornaments at the Moon Lord! I then stab the sword into the Moon Lord's skull, hilt downward. I then place down several presents, put down a table with milk and cookies, and wait on the Moon Lord's head.

5000 damage to the Moon Lord!

I +1 gladius and sirplop for charge assistance, and I +1 feathered dragon, because that guy has guts.
51/100 for the charge of potential
3/25 for unusually aggressive wildlife. (From now on I'm going to be doing summons, possibly combined with battlefield-changing actions)
5/10 for penultimatum

I sit down on the ice and have a nice hot cup of cocoa.

alleigances:
sirplop and gladius: you guys have given me a pretty hefty amount of +1s, if you guys need help with something, let me know, I'll see if I can make it happen.
Cobalt: you're protecting NoLegs for me, even if it is in your own best interest. In between beating random bystanders senseless, I'll see if I can help you out a bit too.
feathered: Shoot man, you just barely joined and you're already challenging me. Whether you win or lose the strife, I figure I'll do you a favor at some point.

Also. Sirplop, I googled it and the first result was literally this very page.
And after that a whole bunch of pages in spanish.

Mmm... cocoa...

Ness is charged (5/5). healing omega to bring back Lucas (15000/15000)
I am charged (5/5). I summon Ninten (15000/15000)

Now that all three are here, I take their best weapons to combine them- Hank's bat, gutsy bat, and real bat - Hank's real gutsy bat (1/7)
all three charge a super attack (1/8)

Lucas and Ninten appear!

Well piono, that sounds like plan. I'm in.

'Wait ... How integral is this guy?'

*low whispering*

'Ah. This IS going to be fun.'

I pour a bucket of lava all over the Yomato.

4/50 Armageddon
5/10 Hot Chocolate (with piono's +1)

3/4 Frozen Fury

5000 damage to the Yomato!

It appears the PGs are a little understaffed. So I summon ... ZOMBIE GOKU!

5/50 Armageddon
6/10 Hot Chocolate

4/4 Frozen Fury

Not a double post.
The OP scale removes Zombie Goku!
You got the FROZEN FURY! With these expensive gloves, you can deal damage AND freeze you enemies! They can also be used to cool a nice cup of hot chocolate or some soup.

I put out the fire caused by the lava
Then I onto feathered dragon's back and do this

I'm surprised no one has attacked my dive bombers yet

You extinguish the fire!
People haven't attacked your bombers because they aren't entities.

>3 / 3

>Charges
Blade Golem: 16 / 20(+1, Piono)
Daybreak: 6 / 10

I play a terrible mixtape! So bad, that I attract a crowd of thousands of players, who promptly ask who played it! I point at the Moon Lord. Justice is then swift, as thousands of players strike the Moon Lord! (...Sadly, 546 of those players had Copper Shortswords. But still.)

(What's are the stats of a 20-post entity like?)

4000 damage to the Moon Lord!
20 post entities are rather powerful.

What do I do to join?

You just post, but make sure to state your alignment if you don't want to be AG.

I will summon The Sun Lord!

Sun lord uses Hyper Nova + Lazer!

The Godmodder uses the sun lord to power his microwave!


The Godmodder summons the Terror Bat and Terror Slime!
NoLegs once again heals the Yomato to full health.
Lightning strikes Ness, killing him!
The Terror Bat chomps on 25 members of the Aberrant Legion.
The Yomato fires missiles at the Terror Bat, dealing 5000 damage!
Lucas PK THUNDERs the Terror Slime, but the slime absorbs it!
Bowser throws a hammer at the Terror Slime, dealing 3000 damage!
The Aberrant Legion do one of those eldritchy thingys, which deals 5000 damage to the Clown Car!
The Satanmodder throws dynamite at the Terror Slime, dealing 5000 damage!
The Moon Lord lasers the Terror Slime, dealing 4000 damage!
The Small Airships fire the cannons at the Terror Bat, but miss!
The Terror Slime jumps on the Satanmodder, dealing 5 damage.
Perfect Chaos grabs the Terror Bat, dealing 5000 damage!
Ninten heals the Moon Lord for 4000 health.

The Battlefield (Stormy):
Satanmodder [AG]: HP: 54/100
Perfect Chaos [AG]: HP: 30000/30000
Moon Lord [AG]: HP: 12000/30000
The Yomato [AG}: HP: 20000/20000 (Protecting NoLegs) (Hovering)
NoLegs [AG]: HP:62500/65000
Small Airshipx10 [AG]: HP:1000/1000
Bowser [AG]: HP:15000/15000 Clown Car: 5000/10000 (Flying)
Lucas [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Ninten [AG]: HP:15000/15000
Aberrant Legionx75 [N]: HP:100/100 (Plus 50 per turn)
Terror Bat [PG BOSS]: HP:340000/350000 (Moderate Evasion) Death Bite: IIIII (Flying)
Terror Slime [PG BOSS]: HP:442000/450000: SLIME!: III
Godmodder: HP: 66/100

Psst... here's a secret, because it's storming, electric attacks deal more damage, and since the Terror Bat is flying, it takes extra damage from electricity. But the Terror Slime is immune to electricity.

 

[basicguitar]

[AG] I challenge the Godmodder to a game of Tekken Tag Tournament 2, wherein the loser of the fight loses HP. I beat him with my King and Alisa Tag Team.

 

[Sirplop]

Peaceful villagers are building a town nearby. (3/6)
The portal brings out a champion... (5/5) - The power of +4 charge, and my normal charge.
An Elder Giant has climbed out from the portal! [HP:10000/10000] (He's gonna die, I feel it.)

The Elder Giant uses his massive warhammer to smash the Terror Slime for large amounts of damage! (Slimes don't fair well against large, blunt objects.)

+1 to Piono, +2 to Gladius.
Also, SOMEONE ZAP THE BATman!

 

[TerraWarrior]

Beta streams are going.... (Update) 4/5
????????????? (Unknown Thing) 2/3
I dunno, poop on the godmodder?
#installsumtoilets

 

[EeveeWarrior]

lucas uses pk freeze on the terror slime, and hits it with his bat
ninten uses pk thunder on the terror bat
hank's real gutsy bat (2/7)
lucas +nintens special attack (2/6) because ness is no longer part of the attack
I am out of PP. I eat a magic pudding.

 

[Murphmario]

Bowser flies the clown car above the Terror Slime. He then goes inside it, which the clown car then flips over. The clown car then drops a giant steel ball onto the Terror Slime that rolls away. The clown car flips back over, and Bowser gets out.
Perfect Chao's tentacle becomes electrocuted. Unforunatly for the Godmodder, the tentacle that gets struck is the one holding him. The Godmodder gets electrocuted.
Goombas, Koopas, Bob-Ombs, and Hammer Bros. jump out of the airships to aid Bowser.

PhantamantaMK2 Summoned. Unlike the original Phantamanta, this one is mechanical, and thus safe to stand on. It can no longer split, and has pre-determined health, but it still has electric goop, as well as the fact that it's jaws are small cannons that are able to fire balls of electric goop. It's tail is also sharper.

 

[TMB50]

GALACTIC STRIKE: 19/80
SPIRAL NEMESIS: 4/140
I BEGIN TO CHANNEL MY HAM, AWESOMENESS AND THE POWER OF SWAG: 0/16

 

[EeveeWarrior]

lucas uses pk flash on the terror bat
ninten uses a psi stone to recover his pp
amazing bat (3/7)
super attack (3/6)
I use a cup of lifenoodles to revive ness again.

 

[Sirplop]

–=Actions
The Aberrant Legion will keep the Terror Bat distracted by attacking it.

–=Charges
Peaceful villagers are building a town nearby. (3/6)
A storm cloud is (literally) charging! (1/5)
Resurrection & subsequent empowerment of the fallen beast (0/30) - I got no mo' charge!

+1 to Piono, +1 to Gladius, +1 to TMB50.

 

[TMB50]

GALACTIC STRIKE: 20/80
SPIRAL NEMESIS: 4/140
POWER CHANNELING: 1/16
I USE THE LNS (LARGE NANO SHOTGUN) ON THE TERROR BAT AFTER MAKING IT SHOOT ELECTROLASERS BY USING SEVERAL LNSs AT ONCE BY TELEPORTING THEM TO MY HANDS AND SWITCHING THEM AFTER SHOOTING TO COMPENSATE FOR THE RATHER PUNISHING RECHARGE TIME.

 

[EeveeWarrior]

lucas uses pk fire on the terror slime
ness throws a bag of fleas at the godmodder
ninten uses pk thunder on the terror bat
amazing bat (4/7)
super attack (4/8)
I use shield omega. all pgs reflect damage this turn

 

[lonken prak]

Sorry about the inactivity, the admins sent me to the rice fields for bad language
and my last post got marked for spam
anyway...

I HAVE the font now

Coldsteel: 5/10

 

[TMB50]

GALACTIC STRIKE: 21/80
SPIRAL NEMESIS: 5/140
POWER CHANNELING: 2/16
I SHOOT SHURIKENS, LIGHTNING AND SHURIKENS THAT SHOOT LIGHTNING AT THE TERROR BAT.

 

[FeatheredDragon]

Spinning Frozen Fury around me like a badass, I leap into the air and slash through the moon lord with it.

6/50 Armageddon
7/10 Hot Chocolate

Frozen Fury && Eletrical Cables && Barbed Wire 1/?

 

[Murphmario]

Galactic Strike: 21/80
Spiral Nemesis: 6/140
Power channeling: 2/16
I sacrifice my ham in order to boost the charge of my charged attacks, adding 1 to all of them.

Error: You cannot have more than 3 posts! Read the rules.

Bowser breathes fire at the Bat.
Phantamana MK2 also attacks the bat, shooting electric goop balls at it.

 

[gladiusAssailant]

GA: ...no, like how much HP / Attack does a 20-post entity have?
GA: But whatever. It's summoning time!

>1 / 3

>Charges
Blade Golem: 20 / 20 (+3, Sirplop) -> COMPLETE!
Daybreak: 7 / 10

>Summoning
I draw a summoning circle in-front of me using an Influx Waver. Then, with a dusting of magic powder, the circle whirs to life, and a large, metalic construct, about the size of Terraria's Ice Golem appears! Armed with a massive Titanium Blade and lots of smaller blades for armor, the Blade Golem will be a force to be reckoned with!

[N] Blade Golem
HP: 60,000 (100% Sharpness)
>Abilities
Great Swing: Swings a huge blade, dealing high damage. 5% Sharpness cost.
Blade Burst: Fires blades out of its body, hitting up to three foes for moderate damage. 25% Sharpness cost.
Crush Claw: Manipulates parts of it's titanium body into giant blades, dealing massive damage. Three-turn charge, 50% Sharpness cost.
Whetstone: Restores Sharpness to 100%.
>Passives
Sharpness: Has a Sharpness Meter. When empty, it can't use abilities / passives that need Sharpness.
Blade Body: Attackers of the Blade Golem take 50% of what they dealt as damage. Consumes 10% Sharpness / use.

(If you want, I'll keep the details of the summon somewhere, so you can refer to it.)

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The Blade Golem will use Great Swing on the Terror Slime. Meanwhile, I pull out a Sword-Gun, which I promptly load up with Blades of Grass. I fire at the Terror Bat, poisoning it!

 

[bropower125]

[AG]
I summon the whole Ulterraria Reborn Team with a Link to the page 1/2
I then attack the GodModder from afar with Anti Godmodder magic

 

[Redstonetam15]

I summon True Zero! He suddenly stands there, glowing with impossibly huge power! 1/2
I continue by summoning Real X! 1/3
Alliciar rains boulders on the Terror Slime, but WAIT! It has slime dissolving chemicals in it!
Dring Duo fire Chlorophyte Bullets at the Terror Bat!
EDIT: You forgot my posts...