Destroy the Godmodder

[Darkest Gaia]

Dark Gaia's boss theme begins to play, while Solaris begins to transform into his second phase (1/3)
Dark Gaia progresses in his own transformation. (2/3)

 

[Murphmario]

Airships are almost here! (4/5)
Chaos is turning into Perfect Chaos (2/5)
The Phantamantas are attacking the villagers.

 

[existence_success]

No update today, as it seems like the forum logs me out every time I go to another page from the one I'm on.

EDIT: Well, right as I say that it stops doing it.

 

[existence_success]

Super mystical magical paper bag. Its not plastic so its harder to suffocate someone with.

Alright then.

Um... the villagers aren't going to fire at the UFV. It is technically one of theirs.

Anyways. 23/25 for the charge of potential
3/25 for the chaos control center
2/7 for the dakkanator

I run over the UFV and quickly repair its engines, undone by the friendly fire wrought by the villager's intense stupidity!

+10000 health to the UFV!

Oh yeah, Chippy is a REAL terrarian YouTuber, so he cannot be mind controlled! He attacks with the Terrarian!
I mow down all the Villagers with the Ranged Obliterator!
Alliciar puts an Adamantine Boulder on the Godmodder ... from a 1000 miles away surrounded by Hpyer Knights!

The Godmodder counters by saying that even though he's real, that doesn't mean he can't be mind controlled.
10000 villagers killed!
But how does Alliciar do that when he's 1000 miles away from the battlefield?

also, another minor thing, why didn't the villagers themselves attack? Just wondering, was that a thing or...

24/25 for the charge of potential
4/25 for the chaos control center
3/7 for the dakkanator

Well, they didn't because, aren't they all part of the same group?

Solaris publishes a well written pamphlet on why the Godmodder is awful, and that everyone should be AG. He then gives it as a speech directed mainly to the Neutrals.

The speech is so moving that it gets rid of the Godbot Prototype's disabled effect!
The GodBot Prototype snatches up Solaris and punts it to the Hubble Deep Field.

Lucas uses pk flash on a villagerpult
I shoot a cluster bomb at villagers.

Villagerpult stunned!
All of the remaining villagers killed!

25/50 for the charge of potential
5/25 for the chaos control center
4/7 for the dakkanator

I flip perfect the bird using the giga gun and bullets, telling him that no matter how convincing the font in his pamphlets are, life is more interesting if the godmodder isn't losing all the time.

yes
i agree with this statement

9/10 Satanmodder (almost done!)
I disguise myself as a PG, and then Backstab the Godmodder!

You backstab one of the panels of the GodBot Prototype, dealing 5000 damage.

Sir Crein joins the battle! He splits the godmodder in half with the Great Divider!
I tear apart the UFVs with my Ranged Obliterator!
Dring Duo shoots the Golem Fist at you!
Alliciar shoots a Giant Damaging Wave at you!

The Godmodder, who is inside the GodBot, dodges the attack!
5000 damage to the UFV!
I blast the Golem Fist to bits.
I jump high up to avoid the wave.

Airships are approaching 2/5
The two Phantamantas bite and sting several soldiers.

Soldiers?

Make your characters attack the Godmodder please.

10/10! Satanmodder summoned! He's an AG Boss (if that's not possible then just make him a really strong AG)
The Satanmodder challenges the Godmodder to a duel!
But first, I kick (almost said lick) the Godmodder in the face!

The Satanmodder appears, but is too afraid to duel with the huge (let's say, about roughly 30 meters tall) mech that the Godmodder is currently piloting.
You couldn't possibly reach the Godmodder as of now!

Solaris s with the space time continuum and pulls Dark Gaia into the fight! Dark Gaia begins to become complete! (1/3)

Solaris is somewhere deep in space, but this summon will still go through.

Chaos comes back and starts using Chaos energy to transform into Perfect Chaos. (1/5)
An army of airships are approaching! (3/5)
The Phantamantas continue attacking.

On what?

I summon a giant blue sword and live up to my name...before barfing cats onto the godmoder.

Who's the Godmoder?

Hey, do you know why I could rejoin the Night and Light RP?
Anyways...
I summon the Excalibur with 20x normal size and slice all the villagers and their machines into half!
Everyone else goes into a slicing rampage on the godmodder!

5000 damage to a Villagerboat!
7000 damage to the GodBot!

Lucas attacks a testifitank with his bat
I start charging (1/5)

6000 damage!

The long awaited future future version of myself appears to engage the godmodder in a two times sword lock combo. While I'm having an epic sword fight with the godmodder involving all the sick moves I also future alternate paradoxically attack the godmodder from behind.

The sword fight with the Godmodder is over!

While I was gone, it turns out Retinazer and Spazmatism both are finished! Just need to deploy them... except how in the world am I supposed to deploy them?

BUILDING DEPLOYING STATION (1/9)

okay...

Large Nano Shotgun: 6/8
Solar Strike charge: 11/20
Properly summoning Not-freddy: 3/7 (Due to a mistake in the ritual involving a missing suit, a straw, and a whip, it got delayed).
Beginning to charge Galactic Strike (Basically causes the entire galaxy to explode, dealing a ridiculous amount of damage, just in case the Solar Strike doesn't work): 0/80 (Getting enough spaceships will be very difficult).

wat

A silent hum goes across the field... 1/13
I shoot every H and PG entity in sight!

3000 damage to UFV, Chippy, Delfy, and the Godbot!

Dark Gaia's boss theme begins to play, while Solaris begins to transform into his second phase (1/3)
Dark Gaia progresses in his own transformation. (2/3)

Solaris is in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! *shot*

Airships are almost here! (4/5)
Chaos is turning into Perfect Chaos (2/5)
The Phantamantas are attacking the villagers.

There aren't any villagers on the field!

The GodBot smashes the Bacon lord into oblivion.
Delfy then insta-kills the stunned villagerpult.
TerrariaMan123 shoots the GodBot with his Chain Gun, dealing 6000 damage.
Morshu BOMBS the other Villagerpult, but it's too far away.
Chippy snipes the Satanmodder for 4 damage.
The remaining villagerpult fires at TerrariaMan123, dealing 10000 damage.
The UFV lasers Chippy for 10000 damage.
Riki freezinates the Villagerpult, but the spell doesn't go that far.
The Satanmodder takes out a DETH CANNON and shoots a villagercopter down.
A Phantamanta stings a Villagerpult, but again, it can't go that far.
The Cybersauras stomps on TerrariaMan123, killing him.
Ther other Phantamanta surrounds the shack with more goop.
The first Testifitank runs over Delfy, but he is unharmed.
The other Testifitank fires at the Small Phantamantas, killing them.
moar villagers spawn

Riki [AG]: HP:20000/30000
Morshu [AG]: HP:25000/35000
Small Wooden Shack [AG]: HP:12000/12000 (Protected by too much electric goop to count)
Satanmodder [AG]: HP:96/100
TerrariaMan123 [P]: HP:10000/20000 Respawns: IIII Special: Deals massive damage to one PG entity with the Terrarian! Votes: IIII
Cybersaurus [N]: HP: 35000/35000 Armx2: 10000/10000 Head: 15000/15000 FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS!: III
Villagerx200000 HP:1/1
Villagercopterx3 [N]: HP:20000/20000 (In the air)
Villagerboatx4 [N]: HP:30000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerboat [N]: HP:25000/30000 (In the water) (Spawns 50000 more villagers a turn)
Villagerpult [N]: HP:35000/35000 (Far away from the battlefield.)
Testifitank [N]: HP:50000/50000
Testifitank [N]: HP: 31000/50000
UFV [H]: HP:17000/25000 (in the air)
Chippy [PG]: HP:7000/25000
Delfy [PG BOSS]: HP:247000/250000 Rain of Really Painful Death: IIIII
GodBot Prototype [PG]: HP:3000/30000
Godmodder: HP: 77/100 (In the GodBot Prototype)

 

[Bounty_]

Trap card set.

 

[Blue the Swordsman]

Sitting down, I begin to charge up a attack.

 

[existence_success]

plz don't post while i'm updating

 

[pionoplayer]

26/50 for the charge of potential
6/15 for the chaos control center (I've decided I'm going to up my small charges by less amounts so that I get to unleash more of them over the course of the game.)
5/7 for the dakkanator

I turn the giga gun on the Godbot prototype.
I don't care if the godmodder shouldn't always be losing, but I wanna see the godmodder fight the satanmodder! Also, I'm hoping I can start hoarding spoils and rent them out in return for +1s.
Okay, since apparently the testificates don't have any attack power, all villagers have to be killed before players can target any of the constructs other than the UFV and the villagercopters.
Also, did the replacement villagers spawn this round?

 

[existence_success]

Also, did the replacement villagers spawn this round?

ah crap adding them now

 

[EeveeWarrior]

lucas uses pk fire on a villagerpult
I charge (2/5)

 

[pionoplayer]

That's 50000 per boat, right?
27/50 for charge of potential
7/15 for the chaos control center
6/7 for the dakkanator

I just sit back, smoke a cigar, and then throw it somewhere because it's a grenade and not a cigar and watch as it blows up a random AG.

 

[existence_success]

That's 50000 per boat, right?

Sure, whatever.

 

[TMB50]

Large Nano Shotgun: 7/8
Solar Strike: 12/20
Galactic Strike: 1/80
Summoning Not-Freddy: 4/7

 

[EeveeWarrior]

lucas attack a testifitank with pk thunder
i charge (3/5)

 

[Redstonetam15]

The hum grows louder... 2/13
With my huge Excalibur, I slice off the limbs from the GodBot!
Sir Crein turns into a whirl, slicing all the villagers in half
(Alliciar can make it rain boulders anywhere...) Alliciar rains visible boulders on you!
Dring Duo fires at Delfy!

 

[TMB50]

Finished alchemizing Large Nano Shotgun (8/8)
Solar Strike: 13/20
Galactic Strike: 2/80
Summoning Not-Freddy: 5/7 (Got the sunglasses).
I shoot the Large Nano Shotgun at Delfy after making it shoot an exploding bullet that leaves explosions in it's path by changing it's firing mechanisms by using nanomachines.

 

[Darkest Gaia]

Dark Gaia becomes Perfect Dark Gaia! Perfect Dark Gaia motivates Chaos, while Solaris transforms in space! (2/3)
The Final Boss theme of Sonic unleashed begins to play for Perfect Dark Gaia. Solaris' theme is faint, but not gone.

 

[EeveeWarrior]

Lucas attacks a villagerpult with his bat.
I charge (4/5)

 

[TMB50]

I turn the Large Nano Shotgun into a gun that shoots a large beam and shoot it at Delfy.
Solar Strike: 14/20
Galactic Strike: 3/80
Summoning Not-Freddy: 6/7 (Yes... The ritual is nearly complete).

 

[Murphmario]

The airships have arrived! There are at least 50 airships plus one bigger than the others. The cannons of the airships extend out of the windows, but instead of firing cannonballs, they fire bullet bills. Goombas, Koopas, Bob-Ombs, and Hammer Bros. also jump out of the airships.