pionoplayer
Terrarian
20/25 for the charge of potential
10/10 for MADNESS!!!
5/6 for the minigun
The Cybersaurus prepares to use the FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS!, but doesn't when it realizes that the godmodder is alone again and the eyelander will most likely be destroyed soon enough.
It needs to be used at a dramatic moment to fracking laser beam everything to death in a suitably awesome fashion.
Lacking that...
Jondanger looks about, and realizes what's happening to the game he's GMing.
Jondanger23: This is madness!
Suddenly he hears a voice behind him.
"Madness?"
He turns around to see a very determined looking villager behind him.
"THIS! IS! MINECRAFT!!!"
And then he Sparta-kicks our GM into a small pit of dirt.
This, of course, doesn't hurt jondanger at all. Since this is Terraria, a 6-foot deep hole is completely jump out of-able.
However, by the time he jumps out, the entire battlefield has been consumed in madness.
MAGNIFICENT SIDE CHANGE TIME!!!
The entire battlefield is covered in villagers, rampaging about and beating all of the non-villagers into the ground.
Each villager has one hit point, because 1. they don't belong in terraria, and 2. they're really pathetic even in Minecraft. They will be the dump hit points for everything that isn't taken up by the advanced units.
Flying through the air are five powerful villagercopters! Well, not powerful. No weapons to speak of actually, but they provide on-the-spot information, causing a damage increase in the villagers every round, the increase is higher the more power the villagercopters are.
The mighty villager navy, consisting of five boats. The I.M.A. Boat. The I.M.A. Boat 2. The I.M.A. Ship. The I.M.A. Boat Mk. 2. And the I.M.A. Spoon. Once again, because villagers aren't very good at ideas for combat vehicles, none of the boats actually have any weapons to speak of. Although they have more health than the five villagercopters. Instead, every round the boats will spawn more villagers.
In fact, the first wave of villagers listed up at the top is the first round's summoning. So each boat summons one fifth that number of villagers every round.
Next we have the great Villagerpults! There are three of these things further away from the battlefield, these cannot be attacked will any of the other villager constructs (the boats, villagercopters, or the two that will be listed below). They have fairly low health, but deal lots of damage when they attack.
Next, we have the strong, but slow testifitanks. These things have lots of health, deal lots of damage, and yeah. They are the mighty force of unstoppable villagerness on the ground. They have the most health out of any villager construct.
Finally, we have the UFV (Unidentified Flying Villagers). There is only one of these, but it deals heavy damage... but it happens to Hostile, so unlike the other villager constructs, it also attacks the villagers as well as everything else.
Cybersaurus roars, pleased by the carnage. Now it can unleash its wrath upon everything.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
LASER BEAMS GO EVERYWHERE!
The cybersaurus uses FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS on the AG forces.
I decide that I need to establish that I'm not PG, in case power swings the other way, so I take my minigun, take the opportunity while the godmodder is occupied with swordfighting Coyotus, run up to him, super charge with the Kayaws emeralds, ram the minigun into his eyelander, and open fire until the thing dies and stays dead.
Meanwhile...
Somewhere in Nevada...
"What... What is this?"
10/10 for MADNESS!!!
5/6 for the minigun
The Cybersaurus prepares to use the FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS!, but doesn't when it realizes that the godmodder is alone again and the eyelander will most likely be destroyed soon enough.
It needs to be used at a dramatic moment to fracking laser beam everything to death in a suitably awesome fashion.
Lacking that...
Jondanger looks about, and realizes what's happening to the game he's GMing.
Jondanger23: This is madness!
Suddenly he hears a voice behind him.
"Madness?"
He turns around to see a very determined looking villager behind him.
"THIS! IS! MINECRAFT!!!"
And then he Sparta-kicks our GM into a small pit of dirt.
This, of course, doesn't hurt jondanger at all. Since this is Terraria, a 6-foot deep hole is completely jump out of-able.
However, by the time he jumps out, the entire battlefield has been consumed in madness.
MAGNIFICENT SIDE CHANGE TIME!!!
The entire battlefield is covered in villagers, rampaging about and beating all of the non-villagers into the ground.
Each villager has one hit point, because 1. they don't belong in terraria, and 2. they're really pathetic even in Minecraft. They will be the dump hit points for everything that isn't taken up by the advanced units.
Flying through the air are five powerful villagercopters! Well, not powerful. No weapons to speak of actually, but they provide on-the-spot information, causing a damage increase in the villagers every round, the increase is higher the more power the villagercopters are.
The mighty villager navy, consisting of five boats. The I.M.A. Boat. The I.M.A. Boat 2. The I.M.A. Ship. The I.M.A. Boat Mk. 2. And the I.M.A. Spoon. Once again, because villagers aren't very good at ideas for combat vehicles, none of the boats actually have any weapons to speak of. Although they have more health than the five villagercopters. Instead, every round the boats will spawn more villagers.
In fact, the first wave of villagers listed up at the top is the first round's summoning. So each boat summons one fifth that number of villagers every round.
Next we have the great Villagerpults! There are three of these things further away from the battlefield, these cannot be attacked will any of the other villager constructs (the boats, villagercopters, or the two that will be listed below). They have fairly low health, but deal lots of damage when they attack.
Next, we have the strong, but slow testifitanks. These things have lots of health, deal lots of damage, and yeah. They are the mighty force of unstoppable villagerness on the ground. They have the most health out of any villager construct.
Finally, we have the UFV (Unidentified Flying Villagers). There is only one of these, but it deals heavy damage... but it happens to Hostile, so unlike the other villager constructs, it also attacks the villagers as well as everything else.
Cybersaurus roars, pleased by the carnage. Now it can unleash its wrath upon everything.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
LASER BEAMS GO EVERYWHERE!
The cybersaurus uses FRACKIN' LASER BEAMS on the AG forces.
I decide that I need to establish that I'm not PG, in case power swings the other way, so I take my minigun, take the opportunity while the godmodder is occupied with swordfighting Coyotus, run up to him, super charge with the Kayaws emeralds, ram the minigun into his eyelander, and open fire until the thing dies and stays dead.
Meanwhile...
Somewhere in Nevada...
"What... What is this?"
