[n]
I take paint, painting each bench a color of one of the teams, putting a, "WET PAINT" sign in front of each of them. I also begin getting cushions for each of the benches, and start making orders for food and cooking utensils, like a freezer, oven, stove, and other things. I make sure that all of this is far away enough to not get hit, but close enough so that people can view the fight that will soon take place.
2/10 Actually something different.
2/10 A simple tool for latter.
2/10 The start of an interesting project.
+1 to generic, because illuminate memes.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 00:42:00

Hi, I'm kinda new here. Just stumbled across 2 while it was about to end, decided to hold out for a while, and felt like I should join this.
I'll join as [PO].

A digital entity1 drops onto the field and lands next to Omega, forming into the shape of a girl in an unusual outfit. "Hi."

Red Laser Beams: 1/10
Mission from God2: 1/10
LaTeX Documents: 1/10

+1 to Consumer.
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Originally posted on 2017-06-09 01:00:00

2/10 I +1 redstone
1/10 Has
1/10 Plan
+1 redstone
I continue my effort to sidequest, preparing to deal with whatever( going to?) come up.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 01:26:00

I join, as AG, in a color-inverted Deadlox skin.

<Cyanogynist>: Role call.
<Cyanogynist>: Gold man, blue man, Can-Can Zamboni Erelyr, AE, Illuminati, Emerald, chainsaw lady, Silent, Jeb, JOE, Illuminati Confirmed, and other guys, and now me.
<Cyanogynist>: This server seems like a good place.
<Cyanogynist>: 2015 gon b gud.

I gather a bit of resources.
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Mayo Clinic (KoL, May 2015): 1/10
The Smith's Tome (KoL, December 2013): 1/10
Winter Garden (KoL, January 2014): 1/10
+1 to Redstone.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 05:17:00

A beam strikes the earth, and where it hit, a figure rises, clad in plate armor. Its helmet opens to reveal the mechanical face of Ironlance.

"Hostile. Signals indicate a nearby Godmodder."

Ironlance looks at the conflict and notices the Godmodders.

"Irked. This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them."

Ironlance joins the game as [AG].

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Horse with a Name 1/5
Siege Weaponry 1/10
Fortifications 1/10
+1 to gutza1

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 05:57:00

<AG-ESTABLISHED>
Accessing sdfds13rsdfs44g.a4wga3ghysxbt.54ygssagtteqwa/w4tgadc6732h...

QUOTE

Failure: Domain not online;

Re-attempting...

QUOTE

Failure: Domain not online;

Re-attempting...

QUOTE

Failure: Domain HAIL online;

Re-attempting...

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Success: Loading data;

[Long a g o there was a world, a place untouched by all.
It ceased to be, one fateful day, when sin made landfall.
Weeds then plagued the land, and the vermin would everywhere crawl.
Man rose from the pestilence there, corruption his very call.

But know that the crimes were not forgiven, know there shall be vengeance.
Man shall be torn asunder, punished for his belligerence.
Than life shall return to dust, reversed beyond its entrance.
The world shall be pure once more, satisfied by repentance.
]
Accessing Energy Arsenal...
[Energy Arsenal:
2/10 4
2/10 42
2/10 7
+1 Pionoplayer]
Accessing jakjak9324@yahoo.com/re:Check_It
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...
...

QUOTE

Error: Timed Out;

Re-attempting...

QUOTE

Success: Displaying RAOTEeceived Data

[Dude. I legit just found an old book of spells. It's this massive tome written in ye olde english and all that, but the stuff inside is INSANE.

Some of the pages have descriptions of sacrificial rituals to summon demons, but I'm pretty sure I shouldn't try them. After all, the curses work.

I'm rambling again, so let me back up. I've got this great big book of English gobbledygook, but if I take some time, I can sound out most of the words. I've been working on it for a few days and I've come up with about sixty pages of spells and curses, ten pages of rituals, twenty pages of what seems--these aren't fully translated yet--like wards or enchantments, and three pages that seem to be in some weird form of Latin at the back. Here's the thing: when I sounded out the spells out loud, weird stuff started happening. This sounds crazy, but little candle-flames would follow me around until I asked them to stop, plants would grow faster around me, and the room would suddenly change temperature. A few of them look like curses, and since you've been having trouble with you-know-who, I figured I might as well send it over. This one only seems to work if you write it with the intention to hurt someone and that someone reads it. It then paralyzes them for the next day. It's super creepy, man. I accidentally sent one guy to the hospital testing it and apparently it just stopped his entire body. Like, they couldn't do surgery of feed him anything. It was like a glitch in the matrix or getting trapped between two parallel dimensions or something. They couldn't find a heart beat or even sense neural activity, but the next day he was walking like nothing happened.

The curse is Geshneiopela Threskenopine.

Be careful, and I hope this helps.
Jack]
The next to attempt a defensive action will be paralyzed before they can defend. The23ran they12rfa shALl B3 EMPTIEDEEEEEEEEE. HAIL AOTE.
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Originally posted on 2017-06-09 06:52:00

Lab facility: 1/10
Rookie:1/5
Engineering bay:1/10

meanwhile, in the chat:
helldivercommand joined the server!
helldivercommand: WHOA HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE
helldivercommand: oh wait
helldivercommand: theres godmodders here
helldivercommand: should have seen that coming

I promptly spawn in a small group of bog - standard grunts

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 10:47:00

POST II

A woman sits at her computer in an artificially-darkened room, muttering somewhat frantically to her own computer screen. What a weirdo.

phalxi: Come on, come on...

The screen finally loads, and she finds it displaying a very blocky server. Just sort of staring at it for a few moments, she brings her palm to her forehead, sighing.

phalxi: God dammit, Umfängt.
phalxi: This is not an illegally-obtained free copy of fucking FEZ. Ugh.

She bangs a fist against the table the computer monitor rests upon. Taking a deep breath and closing her eyes, she returns her fingers to the keyboard.

phalxi: Okay, okay. Fine. This is what I get. Okay. Let’s just try this out. You can do this, Trümmern.

She looks to the screen again, hesitantly.

phalxi: ...Whatever this is.

She looks from Alpha, to Omega. Her thought process is essentially something akin to hey, what the hell. That fucker’s blue. That’s my color.

In other words, phalxi joins as a [PO]. I can only imagine the faction is, ironically, blue. And, let’s see. She creates an ethereal spike pit, or something of the sort, that mildly impedes the impact of whatever the next non-PO poster attempts to perform in their next post. Once. Slightly. What magnificence, I know. Not all of us can bask in the glory of our lord and savior, ererelyele erelylefjegjrwl.

May he rest in peace, partying eternally.

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+1 to Consumer.

Hameru {Being Meguca is suffering.} [2 / 5; +1 from Consumer] =====
Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [1 / 6] ======
Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [1 / 10] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 15:26:00

3/10 Even More Chainsaws (+1 from JOE)
2/5 More Chainsaws
2/3 Chainsaws

+1 to guzma

The lady revs up her chainsaw a bit. Next attack power increased.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 15:28:00

3/10
3/10
2/10

+1 to Abe

I have close to 0 creative juices running right now, which means I'm not likely to land a hit on EITHER godmodder... So I'll just wait. All this waiting bores Omega to tears and he takes 1 crying damage.


Originally posted on 2017-06-09 17:02:00

So, these are the newest threats, huh?

About darn time I didn't arrive late, for once.
I join the game as an Anti-Godmodder.

Action 1/2
I give out a +1 to Abe.

I'm going to start out slow and not charge much for the first turn.

I bring out Stevecrafter123 and tell him to try and one-shot not one, but two godmodders before the game even starts! Since he's a noob trying to prove his worth, he should go ahead and try... Regardless of whether or not he succeeds, I throw Stevecrafter123 at Godmodder478 for his stupidity.

We've all gotta start somewhere.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 01:39:00

A flash of orchid light radiates on the server as a message appears on the bottom-left.
"The_Serpent has joined the server."
A tall troll girl wearing a green suit sits back and leans against a tree. She does not look Minecraftian.

AU: So I heard Richard was here. Both of him.
AU: I thought I knew better than to get involved in something as idiotic as this.
AU: I even outgrew caps lock, so surely this would be easier.
AU: I'm not sure I'll stick around, either.
AU: But I have a few questions I'd like to ask you.
AU: Both of you.

Serpent sighs and glares at the two Godmodders.

AU: All that time I spent fighting for you. Defending you. Assisting your rise to power.
AU: I brought a guardian puppet I loathed to your world so he could help you. I summoned an Agent of the Conflict out of a computer to defeat your enemies. I found the Ancestral Artifacts for you.
AU: What did it mean?
AU: What do I mean to you? Why was that worth any of my time?
AU: Each of you answer me, and I'll see what I'll do.

Serpent will stay [N] for now.
1/10: The Plan
1/10: The Backup Plan
1/7: The Other Idea

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 04:55:00

The girl teleports the next PA or AG person to post with an actual attack into a blender3, then remeshes, bevels, subdivision surfaces, and casts them into a horribly deformed mess. This somehow stops their attack while they try to get themselves back to their original form.

Nuke Laser Beams: 2/10
Mission from God2: 2/10
LaTeX Documents: 2/10

+1 to Consumer.
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Originally posted on 2017-06-10 05:33:00

A ranger comes out of the forest, ready for combat.

Prof. Alistair: So she was right, there would be a battle between two godmodders here! I must observe!

Drawing his bow, he prepares to shoot the first entity they summon with it.

1/8 Weaving
1/9 Threads of
1/10 Chaos

+1 to Pionoplayer

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 05:52:00

lab: 2/10
rookie: 2/5
engineering bay: 2/10
I quickly prepare to shoot any enemy entity that spawns in this turn

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 09:06:00

Action 2/2
I give out a +1 to Helldiver.

I encase myself in a teleport-resistant chamber and start pressing buttons. Each of the buttons does something harmful to Godmodder477- bringing in weapons, causing pain, or inflicting horrors. These buttons make a funny noise when pressed, so I press even more of them just for humor value!

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 15:16:00

Posted 09/10/15, at 2:50 PM.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1496947988))

Trickle plops down on the field. Jest plops down on the field. They refuse to reenact the little quarrel between the Godmodders. They fail to refuse and reenact it word for word. [UNDECIDED?] (Whoops; didnt know PHs weren't allowed. ACTION NULLED!) +1 to Enerald Double Downer: 1/10 Triple Tricks: 1/10 Quadruple Quench: 1/10

Placeholder -- oh, you already. Huh.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1496948034))

I remove Alpha's kidney and sell it on the black market for a free membership pass to the Pro-Omega faction 1/10 1/10 1/10 +1 consumer

You look at the kidney in your hand. It has DECOY KIDNEY written on it, in big letters. Guess Godmodders are still good at mid-battle substitutions. Alpha looks distracted.

You manage to join the [PO] faction anyway.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1496948246))

1/10 1/10 1/10 I begin setting up my charges, and drop a rock on Alpha's head. It seems that whoever it is that's going to be my character already has a vendetta.

Alpha knocks it away with his arm, but that costs him a bit of concentration.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1496948544))

Emerald has joined the server. The charges shall charge.  Emerald makes no attack against either Godmodder, but sets his alignment as AG Lamp Lasers: 1/10 1/10 1/10 +1 Trickle

You join the [AG] faction, officially.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1496948812))

1/10 1/10 1/10 I drop a cactus over Alpha.

Alpha smacks it at Omega, but Omega retaliates with a hammer-whack back to Alpha. They play cactus-tennis for a bit, before the cactus disintegrates into a pile of green dye. Alpha got the worst of that match, by far.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1496948684))

I greet both of the godmodders, and decide to start setting up a small booth, with benches surrounding it, I then put up a sign designated "PASSIVE WATCHING AREA." 1/10 My first servant 1/10 A simple tool for latter. 1/10 The start of an interesting project +1, to whoever takes it.

Alright?

QUOTE (TT2000 @ (time=1496949003))

1/1 Attack charged! Unleashing in this post... 1/1 Attack charged! Unleashing in this post... 1/1 Attack charged! Unleashing in this post... I toss a smoke bomb into the middle of the duel, causing both godmodders to be able to see less well. Ordinarily, this would make two duelers attacks less likely to hit, but since its godmodders, they both become more likely to hit and hurt each other.

The Godmodders both pull out giant fans at the exact same time. They glare at each other for a second before turning them on each other, whipping the smoke into nowhere in the process. That... was interesting.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1496949273))

Emerald throws a turnip at Alpha, quickly following by spraying onion juice on Alpha's eyes Lamp Lasers: 4/10 2/10 2/10 +1 to Tricklejest

Alpha eats the turnip out of midair, then whips on some protective sunglasses and gives you fingerguns as the onion juice fails to reach his eyes.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1496949460))

Trickle and Jest walk up to Omega and shove the O and g to the very end. Omega thusly becomes Mea Go, the next popular game after CS:GO, Pokemon Go! and of course Nutella To-Go. This causes 4chan to hiss at it for being too mainstream and for normies and Tumblr hisses about how it is secretly sexist and racist. Mea Go, or Omega, commits suicide because of the onslaught. +1 to Enerald Double Downer: 3/10 Triple Tricks: 2/10 Quadruple Quench: 2/10

How the heck did you edit your post without the edit notice. Teach me.

In any case. Omega gets distracted banning all the 4channers and Tumblrites, and Alpha regains some ground in their duel.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1496949639))

i join it me ererelyele erelylefjegjrwl i look at the everyones. it funni. then i look at tHE GMS. they’re the bIG GUYS WITH THE RULES. they them. ii look at the COBALT GUY and the GOLDENROD GUY rhese be très importante goldenrod god be better character. big development. good stori. wow. esteh, me hit berry blue godmodder it be funni, COMRADES. so i walk up to blue dude. 478. that be him. i  walk up to him, and i says it i say “you be the inferiors. it the truth. ha.” now the Blue Dude™ be like “wh.” and i be like “hee.” so them *then so then he takes damage why? i says so. this true. blue godmodder (α) might be like “y u do this” y ou n, me car e not and i says “because i says so” “this be fact” “it funni, n?” so he take the damage that be that and then the parades of angels and seaweed fall from the skies in celebration, holding up sings of victory and i dos, i go: “i be ererelyele erelylefjegjrwl. it me. the damage was Δ minus a. hhhhhhhh.” and that be post mine thank for read edit: here be vsiual reprerenestation of teh situation

Erelye. Are you okay.

Alpha takes 1 damage.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1496952947))

>Accesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssing ...Failutgtts13fdsa Retrying... 3u0u@#$ufTHEEND^4398tijoaRFS4g$ Successssss4dadd. Displaying Data [System Log 8.6.2017: Godmodding Energy Wave detected. MIRROR countermeasure deployed. Energy amplified and reflected towards collection point. Godmodders movement appears limited to dodging combatants and attacking each other. Confirmed, no energy interception. Energy successfully captured. Energy amplified and split. Energy teleportation commenced. Tracking position of GODMODDER477 through nth dimensional coordinates. Energy will be released within target and detonate simultaneously. Tracking position of GODMODDER478 through nth dimensional coordinates. Energy will be released within target and detonate simultaneously. Energy released and detonated at 10x original power level inside each target. Error: GMEW disrupting sensors. Damage can not ascertained at this time. ____________________________________________________________________ Energy Arsenal Status: 1/10 4 1/10 42 1/10 7 +1 Pionoplayer] TRANSMIQ3W9Uufijas$#@$gr#dfs$11G$tgCOMPLETE ...

...You're trying to kill godmodders with godmodding energy. Well, I commend you for ingenuity if nothing else. Unfortunately, upon looking at the massive powerup both godmodders just got, I think ingenuity alone doesn't really cut it here. Hopefully they'll just expend that on each other.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1496955779))

annualExecutor: So like annualExecutor: I heard that this was a srs RP server annualExecutor: For srs people to RP annualExecutor: I'm not very old but pls accept me Im Annis Im a dreamwalker irl I swear - annualExecutor: OH MY GOD annualExecutor: IT'S MY IDOL annualExecutor: THE L33T HACKER WHO PULLED OFF THE OPERATION annualExecutor: BAD GOD MAN I CAN HELP YOU I CAN WALK THROUGH DREAMS BECAUSE I AM SPESHUL I SWEAR annualExecutor: was that how you spell speshul annualExecutor: i am confused annualExecutor: [img=32,32]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/panel-106547709-image-69633a78026b82e4-320-320.png[/img] They say that if you shoot yourself in the head, you can use the shards of your shattered psyche, the masks that society puts on you, as a weapon to cut through the psyche and hidden feelings of the other. Their advice is likely the type of advice that Omega considers as some random Minecraft avatar, formed as some blocky representation of a girl no-older than 12, runs towards him. The minecraftian avatar is somewhat of an abberation, forced into Minecraftia 1.9 pre-01: Bad God Edition* via astral projection and some random abberant ability, an anomaly, if you will. annualExecutor: U r annualExecutor: The goldenrod one annualExecutor: The cool one annualExecutor: The one who got blown up and lived anyway annualExecutor: The one closer to the original and set up those l33t h4x0r trick Operation thing annualExecutor: The one who made a deal with the death dragon annualExecutor: (How do I know that) annualExecutor: The one with strong willpower and the ability to do whatever he wanted without a care in the world to the thoughts of other aspects of himself and everyone else annualExecutor: I wanna help Whilst it is impossible to dictate what a GM controlled entity does, Omega's face likely contorts in fear, as he then spams the screenshot button to send screenshots to the newly formed and unpopular r/CringeAnarchy. The girl looks at the ongoing situation. She can either join in the stream of dubiously effective attacks on Alpha, latch onto the purest glory of Ererelyele Erelylefjegjrwl, or try to screw with the effectiveness of the Anti-Omega Idiots, either by stabbing them to death, or by doing something cool and creative. Annis waves her hand upwards, before returning to the waking world. She picks up a Sharpie, drifts into Minecraftia, and snaps it in half. The world is rendered to scribbles, as ink and the renditions of a young girl fill Minecraftia 1.9 pre-01: Bad God Edition. She flicks her hands up at the people who have deigned to harm the super duper cool kawaii desu desu bad god man Omega, smiles, before scribbling across the place, and scribbling notes all around. annualExecutor: Yo Anti-Godmodders annualExecutor: Noone touches my idol annualExecutor: I will kill you all annualExecutor: IRL annualExecutor: It will be very painful annualExecutor: You will be very dead The scribbles become more and more childish, and twists and warps around the Anti-Godmodders and Pro-Alphas, singling out Trickle, Jest, and MirrorMan. The world deforms into chaos around the AGs and PAs and heretics (Annis used a thesaurus to learn that word ), Trickle, Jest and MirrorMan beacons of light, before beasts rapture forth, with maws larger than life, larger than both the sun and moon. The heretics are very scared. Annis realises that very scared is not a strong enough term for the horrible dream that they are in. The heretics are veritably trepidacious. Annis used a word complicator online to create that term. Celebrate her genius. The heretics then brace themselves for impact, as the beacon of light players stop being beacons of light because Annis no longer needs that set of 'SFX'. Annis claps. annualExecutor: I dont think it was clear annualExecutor: Die pls With Annis' clap, the monsters behind the bed become king of reality. They roam around the battlefield, childish but somehow dripping with dread, before poising themselves to strike. Whilst Annis' shaping, and her portray of reality can not last forever, she can do a few things. The next heretic to think that they can destroy Annis' husbando idol will be captured by the monsters behind the bed and subject to a horror decided by Crystal. [small]Psst. Omega. I heard they were doing a mass sale of guns to shoot yourself in the head in the summon shattered aspects of your psyche. *or whatever this server is called.[/small] Annis, annualExecutor, joins as [PO], and curses the next non-Pro-Omega to post. +1 to Erelye. Reverse Rhadamanthus {06/24/99} [1 / 3] === Meduka {02/06/11} [1 / 5] ===== Longinus {06/24/99} [1 / 10] ===== ===== ((DTG is a serious RP I swear Yes I typed up a longpost on the first round Syrc please don't kill me))

No promises.

The spectacle kind of scares everyone. Including Omega. But you successfully become Pro-Omega anyways, because he's thinking he'll need all the help he can get.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1496959078))

+1 to Consumer In the depths of the Void, a fleet of starships cruises silently. A powerful distorting field propels them through the emptiness at speeds thought impossible by Earth scientists, exploiting a loophole in relativity about the flexibility of the fabric of spacetime. The ships are protected by a powerful reality-stabilizing Scranton field, without which the fleet would have long ago perished in the blackness. Inside one of the ships, a blond female in a T-shirt stares into a screen. On it, a feed of a small universe, pulsing with mysterious energy and slowly growing in size, is shown, along with readouts of data that would appear to be meaningless jargon in the eyes of someone not knowledgeable in the sciences. The figure, however, is knowledgeable in the aforementioned sciences, and the readouts appear to puzzle her. Suddenly, the door behind the figure opens, and a diminutive person enters the room. ???: Ms. Silentread, we've analyzed the readouts from the probe. Silentread: And? ???: The source of the reality energies that we detected appear to originate from the small universe that the probe and this fleet is approaching. Silentread: I had a suspicion that would be true. Do you have any information on the kind of energy emanating from that universe? ???: It's some sort of... mixture between reality-destroying unknown and creative energies. We suspect the reality-destroying portion may originate from Godmodding the unknown portion may be useful for study, but the creative energies... we'll need the probe to enter the universe for that to be made clear. Silentread: Well then, I think our course of action is clear. The figure opens a line of communication with another person. Silentread: Jeb, park the fleet outside of the universe. I'll be entering it shortly after the probe, if the probe indicates that it is safe for me to enter. Once I give the command, you will instruct the fleet to enter the universe. Jeb: Roger that. After receiving a confirmation, the figure pushes off from the walls, floating effortlessly in zero gravity. She exits through the door. Suddenly, a gravitational shockwave appears tens of thousands of kilometers over the battlefield. A spaceplane-shaped probe lies at the origin point of the shockwave, and possesses a large amount of velocity directed towards the ground. The probe orients itself to face the ground, scanning the terrain. ???: G0d0dd3r d3t3ct3d. Act1vat1ng 1n1t1al c0unt3rm3asur3s. The probe fires multiple hypervelocity railgun rounds towards the ground, then orients itself away from the ground and begins to fire its engines. The railgun rounds seperate into many pieces of shrapnel, and quickly punch through the atmosphere. Suddenly, the 100-square meter region where Alpha and Omega are dueling is struck with hundreds of powerful collisions as the shrapnel, accelerated to sufficient velocity, inflicts its kinetic energy on the area. Planetfall: 1/10 Proper Armament: 1/10 A Glitchy Mess: 1/10

...What are those weird gaps in that speech? I'm not having godmodding passively destroy reality in this canon, pal.

All the shrapnel aimed at Omega gets caught by the Monsters and flung back at the probe, knocking it off course and rattling it severely. Alpha, on the other hand, gets to be the happy recipient of a few rounds of highly-accelerated debris to the face. He's unharmed, due to a mask he put on picoseconds before the impact, but he's lost some focus, and Omega looks happy to exploit that.

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1496959281))

I pull out a corkboard and put down some post-it notes, then draw strings together until I'm finished with my presentation. The mind-blowing revelation is so powerful that it causes every player's head to explode. 1/10 1/10 1/10 I'll +1 Consumer as a Neutral for now.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. Whoa. The Illuminati, somewhere, all collectively sneeze at once, before dismissing it as another illuminati confirmation and going about their collective days.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496960208))

I join without deciding on a faction just yet. 1/10 I 1/10 Has 1/10 Plan +1 tricklejest JOE joins the server, then realises that he's an anicronism due to not having joined DTG at the time. he needs to figure out what not to say, but that his struck statement was indeed correct. O  O )---- JOE then realises that doesn't matter, and proceeds to start with a sidequest! his intention is to get a leveling system named multifacet, with power of dreams, memoriums, and preludes, or at least gain some of the energy needed to get this [IE: gaining 2/5 of the 50 charges needed or something]

Welcome to the [N] side, I guess. Another weird gap in what you're saying doesn't preclude you from being neutral...

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1496964732))

A lady with a chainsaw descends. She is promptly erased for being 2 anachronisms at once: being from the future and being from the future again. How nice, you removed your own statement so I didn't have to. She becomes AG. 1/10 Even More Chainsaws 1/5 More Chainsaws 1/3 Chainsaws +1 to JOE. The lady with a chainsaw carves up a bush and throws it at Alpha.

Alpha carves up the bush, with his arm transforming into a chainsaw in the process. Said arm is then used to block several rattling blows from Omega's hammer.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1496964755))

Planetfall: 2/10 Proper Armament: 2/10 A Glitchy Mess: 2/10 +1 to Consumer Surveying the damage, the probe enters the atmosphere. As the flames of reentry subside, it fires its powerful thermonuclear-thermal rocket engines to slow its velocity. However, it just barely avoids collision, scorching Omega in the process. It then is able to quickly escape. ???: Transm1tt1ng data... Meanwhile, back at the fleet, the female is donning a spacesuit when a holographic notification appears in front of her face. Silentread: The probe's data logs? The female examines the holographic images. Silentread: ... I knew it. My suspicions have been confirmed. But I'd never thought that there'd be both splits here... The female looks closely. Silentread: Odd... The location of the Battlefield seems to be inside a Minecraft world, even though Minecraftia was destroyed... Hold on! That's the temple from GodCraft. The Godmodder must have stored a copy of the server somewhere and restored it for the purpose of this battle with his split! She broadcasts an announcement to the entire fleet. Silentread: This is Commander Silentread speaking. We have confirmed the presence of not only the Godmodder, Richard, but also of his split, Alpha. Due to this information, we will be making planetfall shortly. I will be landing on the Battlefield immediately so as to reacquire Descendancy abilities, which we may need for our survival. The environment we will be entering is a replica of the GodCraft server that we departed from after the Second Godmodding War. I suggest you prepare appropriately. I will be reuniting with you shortly. Goodbye, for now. The figure finishes donning the spacesuit, then boards a small pod. The pod is launches towards the universe, and enters hundreds of kilometers above the Battlefield. Silentread: Whew. I was worried that I'd end up spawning at a more inconvenient altitude.

It's too bad that probe was knocked off course by those projectiles, isn't it? Oh well. I'm sure that won't cause too much disruption.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1496965332))

[n] I take paint, painting each bench a color of one of the teams, putting a, "WET PAINT" sign in front of each of them. I also begin getting cushions for each of the benches, and start making orders for food and cooking utensils, like a freezer, oven, stove, and other things. I make sure that all of this is far away enough to not get hit, but close enough so that people can view the fight that will soon take place. 2/10 Actually something different. 2/10 A simple tool for latter. 2/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to generic, because illuminate memes.

You continue setup?

QUOTE (MireiHayasaka00 @ (time=1496966433))

Hi, I'm kinda new here. Just stumbled across 2 while it was about to end, decided to hold out for a while, and felt like I should join this. I'll join as [PO]. A digital entity1 drops onto the field and lands next to Omega, forming into the shape of a girl in an unusual outfit. "Hi." Red Laser Beams: 1/10 Mission from God2: 1/10 LaTeX Documents: 1/10 +1 to Consumer. -----BEGIN TIMESTAMP BLOCK----- CURRENT DAY 09-09 8-2015 [1] BEFORE 05-04-2013 [2] COMPLETED 29-01-2013 -----END TIMESTAMP BLOCK-----

Welcome to DTG! Man, it feels weird to have someone join this as their first DTG game. Hope the sheer screwiness of this doesn't put you off.

You join the Pro-Omega faction. Omega nods to you, not really having enough time to do anything else as he's still being pressured by Alpha.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1496968010))

2/10 I +1 redstone 1/10 Has 1/10 Plan +1 redstone I continue my effort to sidequest, preparing to deal with whatever( going to?) come up.

Uh, okay, sidequesting is fine, I guess?

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1496981859))

I join, as AG, in a color-inverted Deadlox skin. <Cyanogynist>: Role call. <Cyanogynist>: Gold man, blue man, Can-Can Zamboni Erelyr, AE, Illuminati, Emerald, chainsaw lady, Silent, Jeb, JOE, Illuminati Confirmed, and other guys, and now me. <Cyanogynist>: This server seems like a good place. <Cyanogynist>: 2015 gon b gud. I gather a bit of resources. ---- Mayo Clinic (KoL, May 2015): 1/10 The Smith's Tome (KoL, December 2013): 1/10 Winter Garden (KoL, January 2014): 1/10 +1 to Redstone.

Welcome to the AG faction! You find some iron and coal in a nearby cave.

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1496984261))

A beam strikes the earth, and where it hit, a figure rises, clad in plate armor. Its helmet opens to reveal the mechanical face of Ironlance. "Hostile. Signals indicate a nearby Godmodder." Ironlance looks at the conflict and notices the Godmodders. "Irked. This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them." Ironlance joins the game as [AG]. Horse with a Name 1/5 Siege Weaponry 1/10 Fortifications 1/10 +1 to gutza1

There's two of them, but if everyone here works together, soon there should be two less.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1496987552))

<AG-ESTABLISHED> Accessing sdfds13rsdfs44g.a4wga3ghysxbt.54ygssagtteqwa/w4tgadc6732h... QUOTE Failure: Domain not online; Re-attempting... QUOTE Failure: Domain not online; Re-attempting... QUOTE Failure: Domain HAIL online; Re-attempting... QUOTE Success: Loading data; [Long a g o there was a world, a place untouched by all. It ceased to be, one fateful day, when sin made landfall. Weeds then plagued the land, and the vermin would everywhere crawl. Man rose from the pestilence there, corruption his very call. But know that the crimes were not forgiven, know there shall be vengeance. Man shall be torn asunder, punished for his belligerence. Than life shall return to dust, reversed beyond its entrance. The world shall be pure once more, satisfied by repentance. ] Accessing Energy Arsenal... [Energy Arsenal: 2/10 4 2/10 42 2/10 7 +1 Pionoplayer] Accessing jakjak9324@yahoo.com/re:Check_It ... ... ... ... QUOTE Error: Timed Out; Re-attempting... QUOTE Success: Displaying RAOTEeceived Data [Dude. I legit just found an old book of spells. It's this massive tome written in ye olde english and all that, but the stuff inside is INSANE. Some of the pages have descriptions of sacrificial rituals to summon demons, but I'm pretty sure I shouldn't try them. After all, the curses work. I'm rambling again, so let me back up. I've got this great big book of English gobbledygook, but if I take some time, I can sound out most of the words. I've been working on it for a few days and I've come up with about sixty pages of spells and curses, ten pages of rituals, twenty pages of what seems--these aren't fully translated yet--like wards or enchantments, and three pages that seem to be in some weird form of Latin at the back. Here's the thing: when I sounded out the spells out loud, weird stuff started happening. This sounds crazy, but little candle-flames would follow me around until I asked them to stop, plants would grow faster around me, and the room would suddenly change temperature. A few of them look like curses, and since you've been having trouble with you-know-who, I figured I might as well send it over. This one only seems to work if you write it with the intention to hurt someone and that someone reads it. It then paralyzes them for the next day. It's super creepy, man. I accidentally sent one guy to the hospital testing it and apparently it just stopped his entire body. Like, they couldn't do surgery of feed him anything. It was like a glitch in the matrix or getting trapped between two parallel dimensions or something. They couldn't find a heart beat or even sense neural activity, but the next day he was walking like nothing happened. The curse is Geshneiopela Threskenopine. Be careful, and I hope this helps. Jack] The next to attempt a defensive action will be paralyzed before they can defend. The23ran they12rfa shALl B3 EMPTIEDEEEEEEEEE. HAIL AOTE. </AG-ESTABLISHED>

Well, welcome to officially-AG, I guess. The next defense will fail!

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497001631))

Lab facility: 1/10 Rookie:1/5 Engineering bay:1/10 meanwhile, in the chat: helldivercommand joined the server! helldivercommand: WHOA HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE helldivercommand: oh wait helldivercommand: theres godmodders here helldivercommand: should have seen that coming I promptly spawn in a small group of bog - standard grunts

A small group of grunts spawn in on the AG side! Now you have some entities, at least.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1497018373))

POST II A woman sits at her computer in an artificially-darkened room, muttering somewhat frantically to her own computer screen. What a weirdo. phalxi: Come on, come on... The screen finally loads, and she finds it displaying a very blocky server. Just sort of staring at it for a few moments, she brings her palm to her forehead, sighing. phalxi: God dammit, Umfängt. phalxi: This is not an illegally-obtained free copy of fucking FEZ. Ugh. She bangs a fist against the table the computer monitor rests upon. Taking a deep breath and closing her eyes, she returns her fingers to the keyboard. phalxi: Okay, okay. Fine. This is what I get. Okay. Let’s just try this out. You can do this, Trümmern. She looks to the screen again, hesitantly. phalxi: ...Whatever this is. She looks from Alpha, to Omega. Her thought process is essentially something akin to hey, what the hell. That fucker’s blue. That’s my color. In other words, phalxi joins as a [PO]. I can only imagine the faction is, ironically, blue. And, let’s see. She creates an ethereal spike pit, or something of the sort, that mildly impedes the impact of whatever the next non-PO poster attempts to perform in their next post. Once. Slightly. What magnificence, I know. Not all of us can bask in the glory of our lord and savior, ererelyele erelylefjegjrwl. May he rest in peace, partying eternally. +1 to Consumer. Hameru {Being Meguca is suffering.} [2 / 5; +1 from Consumer] ===== Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [1 / 6] ====== Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [1 / 10] ===== =====

You join the [PO] faction. Alpha looks incensed beyond belief that all these players are joining his enemy.

You create said pit of ethereal spikes, indeed.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1497018488))

3/10 Even More Chainsaws (+1 from JOE) 2/5 More Chainsaws 2/3 Chainsaws +1 to guzma The lady revs up her chainsaw a bit. Next attack power increased.

While you're revving the chainsaw, you sadly fall into a pit of ethereal spikes and forget about the revving in favor of extricating yourself from a highly painful situation.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497024132))

3/10 3/10 2/10 +1 to Abe I have close to 0 creative juices running right now, which means I'm not likely to land a hit on EITHER godmodder... So I'll just wait. All this waiting bores Omega to tears and he takes 1 crying damage.

Omega can't really get bored right now, given he's locked in a duel to the death with his greatest enemy! Nice try, though.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497055147))

So, these are the newest threats, huh? About darn time I didn't arrive late, for once. I join the game as an Anti-Godmodder. Action 1/2 I give out a +1 to Abe. I'm going to start out slow and not charge much for the first turn. I bring out Stevecrafter123 and tell him to try and one-shot not one, but two godmodders before the game even starts! Since he's a noob trying to prove his worth, he should go ahead and try... Regardless of whether or not he succeeds, I throw Stevecrafter123 at Godmodder478 for his stupidity. We've all gotta start somewhere.

Stevecrafter123 gets tossed right into the middle of a hammer-vs-armhammer clash and gets obliterated instantly! He respawns and runs off crying. Alpha got the worst of the clash, though...

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1497066907))

A flash of orchid light radiates on the server as a message appears on the bottom-left. "The_Serpent has joined the server." A tall troll girl wearing a green suit sits back and leans against a tree. She does not look Minecraftian. AU: So I heard Richard was here. Both of him. AU: I thought I knew better than to get involved in something as idiotic as this. AU: I even outgrew caps lock, so surely this would be easier. AU: I'm not sure I'll stick around, either. AU: But I have a few questions I'd like to ask you. AU: Both of you. Serpent sighs and glares at the two Godmodders. AU: All that time I spent fighting for you. Defending you. Assisting your rise to power. AU: I brought a guardian puppet I loathed to your world so he could help you. I summoned an Agent of the Conflict out of a computer to defeat your enemies. I found the Ancestral Artifacts for you. AU: What did it mean? AU: What do I mean to you? Why was that worth any of my time? AU: Each of you answer me, and I'll see what I'll do. Serpent will stay [N] for now. 1/10: The Plan 1/10: The Backup Plan 1/7: The Other Idea

The Godmodders' duel calms for a second.
Godmodder477: Serpent! Or... what was your name again? Astria, right? Come on, join the winning side! I've already got four people and one HP up on this waste of space!
Godmodder478: Waste of space? Why, you... For the record, I'm stronger than you. Serpent, your actions were valuable to us. You protected and aided all through the war, even to the end. Even your ancestor, from what I remember of Richard's foray into Psi's war, was invaluable to Psi himself. Recapture that role. Your ancestor aided one Psi-Godmodder. Why not join forces with another in turn?

QUOTE (MireiHayasaka00 @ (time=1497069216))

The girl teleports the next PA or AG person to post with an actual attack into a blender3, then remeshes, bevels, subdivision surfaces, and casts them into a horribly deformed mess. This somehow stops their attack while they try to get themselves back to their original form. Nuke Laser Beams: 2/10 Mission from God2: 2/10 LaTeX Documents: 2/10 +1 to Consumer. -----BEGIN TIMESTAMP BLOCK----- [2] COMPLETED 29-01-2013 [3] 08-07-2015 COMMENT latest version (2.75a) -----END TIMESTAMP BLOCK-----

The next PA/AG attack will be countered!

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497070338))

A ranger comes out of the forest, ready for combat. Prof. Alistair: So she was right, there would be a battle between two godmodders here! I must observe! Drawing his bow, he prepares to shoot the first entity they summon with it. 1/8 Weaving 1/9 Threads of 1/10 Chaos +1 to Pionoplayer

You prepare.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497081968))

lab: 2/10 rookie: 2/5 engineering bay: 2/10 I quickly prepare to shoot any enemy entity that spawns in this turn

You ready an action.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497104213))

Action 2/2 I give out a +1 to Helldiver. I encase myself in a teleport-resistant chamber and start pressing buttons. Each of the buttons does something harmful to Godmodder477- bringing in weapons, causing pain, or inflicting horrors. These buttons make a funny noise when pressed, so I press even more of them just for humor value!

Alpha looks relieved as Omega gets barraged by a blast of distractions! Unfortunately, the teleport-resistant chamber gets blendered along with you, cutting your attack off early.

---

The Omega-Alpha duel rages on. A particularly-intense clash ends with Alpha flying back smoking from a hammer to the face, having lost another point of HP.

Both Godmodders stop and take a second to reassess their situation. They can't just eternally duel, that just leaves them open to endless attacks from outside. Yet, even a moment of inaction will be ruthlessly exploited, both by the Descendants arrayed against them and by their eternal adversary.
A summoning circle appears around both, charging energy.

Mook Squad [AG] HP: 500/500 x10

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 100/100. Summoning |.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 98/100. Summoning |.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 19:50:00

Prof. Alistair pulls out his wand, teleports in front of Alpha faster than he could perceive, and jams his wand in Alpha's eyeholes.

2/8 Weaving
2/9 Threads of
2/10 Chaos

+1 to helldivercommand

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 20:33:00

4/10 I
3/10 Has
3/10 Plan
shoot, forgot to increase each charge by one in my second post. :/
I + the first person the + me (mrmirrorman), while asking the (not-?)crystalcat being to tell me what shows up in my sidequest to get the charges i will need for a leveling system.
the sidequest probably takes place somewhere a distance away, so i begin a dramatic reenactment of 'where’d my wood go.', including all the hiding from creapers and sinking and swimming. i do this till i find wherever what i'm looking for is.

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 01:43:00

Lamp Lasers: 5/0 10
3/10
3/10

Emerald realizes that he set a charge as 5/0 and changes it to 5/10

If he can, he switches to PO, mostly because he's afraid of Annis' wrath


Originally posted on 2017-06-11 02:21:00