I pepper spray the C-Mech. Since it doesn't have eyes, the pepper seeps into its systems and begins to eat away at its vital functions.

5/10 Space Whale
4/10 Warforge
4/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

+1 to Ninjatwist


Originally posted on 2017-06-25 13:17:00

i spoon-feed the C-mech some anchovies.

5/10 1+ krill
4/10
4/10

1+ krill
1+ trickle

Originally posted on 2017-06-25 16:39:00

Plan A: 4/10
Plan B: 4/10
Thing C: 4/7

Serpent challenges the C-Mech and Conquest to a kart race for some reason. Little does the C-Mech know that the track passes into a cave system whose roof happens to be slightly lower than the C-Mech's neck.

Originally posted on 2017-06-26 22:21:00

well what's this
a forum game
let's play this wow this is fun

[SirJuice has decided to go onto this and try out a game]
SJ: wow the graphics are amazing
SJ: so rad

i take out a pizza slice and smack C-Mech with it

Originally posted on 2017-06-26 22:52:00

Posted 9/27/15 at 4:00 PM.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497867148))

Lab: 9/10 (+1 ninjatwist and someone else) Railgun: 3/5 Titanfall: 2/10 I quickly heal up the rookie Rookie, shoot seiyiku

Nulled. I saw this one was a placeholder, and I trust my own eyes. You'll have one less post next turn as well.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497878869))

9/10 9/10 9/10 +1 to Abe I bring up a giant potato and smash it over Alpha's head. This makes french fries, which I stab into Alpha's eyes, along with a compliment of fry sauce (if you've never had fry sauce you should try it sometime, it's really good.)

Alpha shields himself with a gigantic julienne slicer, turning your french fries into diced potatoes. The fry sauce winks out of existence with the altering of the french fries.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1497901427))

[n] Soon my little project will be finished, and it will be quite an interesting development. 8/10 Actually something different. 8/10 A simple tool for latter. 8/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

Another placeholder! My, people haven't been reading the rules. Nulled, and you lose one post next turn.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497943434))

Lab: 10/10 Railgun: 4/5 Titanfall: 3/10 directly next to the engineering bay, a laboratory pops out of the same place the engineering bay popped out of I quickly strangle Seiyiku with explosive piano wire. Which then proceeds to explode

Ah. Today is just not your day. This was a placeholder as well, and as a result you do nothing with it and cannot post at all next turn. Read the rules, people. Placeholders are against them.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1498003451))

Charges: 3/10 3/10 3/10 +1 to Battlefury ___________________________ Action: I throw a rock at Alpha. But it's not just a normal rock. It's actually Rockefort Nevermiss, an existence-famous rock known for never missing his target, unless the target's being a little bitch and makes him miss or hit something else, in which case his fans will painfully tear up his target for being a little bitch. Coincidentally, each fan also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who- yeah it's just a neverending layer of fans. In other words, if Rockefort misses Alpha, a neverending layer of fans will painfully tear Alpha up. P.S.  Alpha is the original target here. This means if something else tries to make Rockefort miss or hit something different, the fans are still going to be pissed at Alpha. No one can change the fact that he's the original target either. Another P.S. If Alpha catches Rockefort, it still counts as him being a little bitch so that's not gonna change anything for him. It's another P.S.  A large portion of the fans are powerful reality warpers, meaning that Alpha can't just simply get rid of them easy peasy. No amount of godmodding can stop this. Even his own layer of fans(if he has one) pales in comparison to Rockefort's. He can't escape from them either. Another another P.S. Among the fans are luck manipulators. Yep, Alpha can't just "luck" his way out of this. Lol another P.S.  The fans are going to be so pissed at Alpha that they can't be convinced to not go for him. The blame can't be shifted either. Heck, not even brainwashing can convince them to do anything else. Oh boy another P.S.  The fans don't really care about who threw Rockefort at the target, so I'm in the safe here. They're just out for the target's painful demise. AHHH it's another P.S. If Alpha tries to take Rockefort or himself out of the fan's memories, a mysterious force will tell the fans that this same Alpha is a little bitch and that they should painfully tear him apart. The mysterious force can't be stopped by the way. I swear this is the last P.S.  If Rockefort does hit Alpha, his layer of fans will wildly fly into a fit of excitement and...painfully tear Alpha up out of excitement, and the things I said above will still take effect, with the exception that excitement is their driving force instead of rage... ...yeah Alpha's gonna get painfully torn up by fans no matter what happens actually.

Alpha levels a searing gaze at Rockefort, piercing the rock through its metaphorical heart. It pauses in midair, then melts into slag from the embarrassment. The fans are thus incensed at Rockefort instead, and start punching the little puddle of magma that used to be it.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1498005241))

[n] One more turn, then it's done. 9/10 Actually something different. 9/10 A simple tool for latter. 9/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

Hmm hmm hmm. This is basically a placeholder isn't it.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1498056702))

Planetfall: 6/10 Proper Armament: 6/10 A Glitchy Mess: 6/10 +1 to Mirrored Man Prank Call Attack Series: Begin! Part 1: Be ready Lothyra climbs back down the hill and thinks about how to damage the Godmodder (from now on "the Godmodder" will refer to Omega in my posts). Ordinary weapon shots won't work, so she'd have to get creative. She experiments with her Descendency powers a bit. Lothyra: Hmm... I'd have to come up with something humorous and... Lothyra: *chuckles* I know. There's a perfect meme circulating the internet now that I could weaponize. Suddenly, a piece of paper appears on the ground next to the Godmodder, with hastily scribbled words written on it: "Dear Richard, I am an entity willing to assist in your fight against Alpha. He is far more powerful than you and may end up killing you even with multiple players assisting you. Unfortunately, I am currently occupied at the moment and was only able to send this note. However, when I have free time I will attempt to call you. Be ready." The Godmodder reads the paper, then quickly returns to fighting Alpha, even though his curiosity has been piqued by it. After half an hour, a phone begins ringing. The Godmodder answers it. Godmodder: Hello? *John Cena theme begins playing* WWE Advertiser: I have just one question for you... are you ready? Godmodder: ? Advertiser: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIIIGHT, WHEN WWE CHAMP JOOOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAM! Advertiser: RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER THIS AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT FOR JUST 59.99! Godmodder: Not interested, punk! *hangs up*

Godmodder477: T-
Godmodder477: TH-
Godmodder477: THA-
Godmodder477: THAT'S NOT ME! I NEVER SAY PUNK! WHO IS THAT YOU HAVE TALKING LIKE ME, ARE YOU PART OF A SNERSON CONSPIRACY
Godmodder477: AAAAGH IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE ME DID YOU STEAL A DECOY ME OR SOMETHING
Godmodder477: I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE, LISTEN TO ME
Godmodder477: WATERMELON CANTELOUPE WATERMELON CANTELOUPE DIE YOU IMPOSTER

The Godmodder glares at the thing on the phone, and then harder, and then harder, and then his eyes turn into daggers and stab it to death.

Alpha watches the goings-on with a look that's ... slightly embarrassed? Huh. He's taking a bit of a breather over there, anyway.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1498084176))

Hype Train 4000?! What the... if you want me to do something from a motherlike, I'll do something from a motherlike! Action 1/2 I hand out a nifty +1 to Gutza. I order the Oozing Sludge to attack the C-Mech, drawing its fire. Since the Omega side will not fall when I strike from afar, I'll have to break them through close combat. I charge Meduka, sprinting with the power of a thunderous beast. I jump and dive-bomb towards Meduka, the sheer weight and force of my head knocking the entity down. As it lies prostrate, I steady myself on the ground with my arms and perform a slamming headbutt, compounding with the damage from my initial entry. I smash into Meduka with a second headbutt just as savage as the first. I get up, channel energy into my legs, and jump upwards, performing a rising knee that knocks Meduka into the air. Before the entity has the comfort of landing, I ram into Meduka with a shoulder tackle, staggering them violently into the ground. To finish the combo, I jump with all of my might, soaring into the stratosphere. I dive back down to Meduka, sending all of my might into bringing my right elbow down, sailing down to earth like a meteor. This astronomical elbow drop lands right on top of Meduka, wrecking its helpless frame.

The Oozing Sludge will do as you say!

You deal 1000 damage to Meduka! Except Seiyiku leaps in at the last second and takes the damage instead. What selflessness!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1498086853))

10/10: Homeless Shelter 10/10: Defenses 10/10: Snarktastic 10/10 for Homeless Shelter: I summon up a house. This house will be a home to all homeless 10 post charges that come in the future. It has no base attack, very large amounts of health, but it has a counter on it that ticks up every time a player uses a 10 post charge. The ability to use that counter will come later with another 10 post charge that I'll dedicate to it. The first 10/10 to be used after it is Defenses! This summons an automated laser defense system that bodyguards the house and counter-attacks anything that deals damage to it. The final 10/10 is an upgrade to the automated laser defenses in the form of a snarky house AI that gives the automated defense system a chance to totally negate all damage from incoming attacks. (basically dodge chance, but it still stops the attack from going through to the house even if it triggers). Yes, this automatically brings the house's counter count up to 2. I  then proceed to set up a shield around the automatic defense system and house, protecting them from attack.

You do all that. Piono's Home for 10-post Charges summoned!

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1498090411))

Planetfall: 7/10 Proper Armament: 7/10 A Glitchy Mess: 8/10 (+1 from Ninjatwist) Part 2: Say Goodbye The Godmodder (again, referring to Omega) found it annoying that the WWE of all entities would be calling him at such a critical time. Of course, the immediate danger of Alpha made him put it out of mind quickly enough. The battle continued to rage on for half an hour, when suddenly the phone began ringing again. Hopefully this time it would be the Godmodder's mysterious ally. Godmodder: Hello? WWE Advertiser: AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CEENA'S WAY *music begins playing* WHEN HE TAKES ON SIX MEN IN A STEEL-CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH AT WWE SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAM! WWE Advertiser: Order now and take ten dollars, for the low-low price of just 49.99! Godmodder: I already told you, I'm not interested! Stop calling me, punks!

Godmodder477: ANOTHER ONE, WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM
Godmodder477: SERIOUSLY, DID YOU RAID MY DECOY GODMODDER STASH
Godmodder477: WHICH IS TOTALLY A THING, SHUT UP LAUGH TRACK
Godmodder477: ANYWAY, WEIRD SHODDY GODMODDER CLONE, MEET THE BANHAMMER. THE BANHAMMER, WEIRD SHODDY GODMODDER CLONE. HAVE !!FUN!!, I WILL!

The Godmodder brings his banhammer down on the head of the clone, which pops like a soap bubble. Alpha is shaking his head and laughing under his breath.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1498091674))

9/9 I+1 mrmirrorman 9/9 Has 10/10 Plan+1 mrmirrorman +1 amirroredclock 3 orbs of glowing white light circle me and flash a colour each. namely, white, red, and green. the orbs swirl around and currents begin to form on the surface. they fly towards my body and begin to become a tornado of light. finally, they fuse with my body and one another. this is intended to: give me the bellow. make me vulnerable on the battlefield (though if i can have that not happen without increasing charge cost/ weakening anything, then do so). have this upgrade persist regardless of death.   Prelude of vengeance- first charge: lays the foundations, making this actually possible. 2nd charge: blood wings 2,500/2,500 HP *2 1/5 blood withdrawal [permanent +500 HP to one wing.] 3ed charge: 4000/4000 HP first white wing of light produce one white fire unit per turn while alive. white fire does... something, idk what yet. I heal conquest by conquering the fire nation [and every other avatar nation] to increase the amount of things that have been conquered which ought to heal it. i think.

Didn't I just say this wouldn't work last turn. Your charges do not fire off, and you can use them for something else.

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1498122930))

Charges: 4/10 4/10 4/10 +1 to Erelye ___________________________ Action: I walk over to the Rookie and shake hands with them. Then, I invite them into my home where we enjoy ourselves over a cup of tea, letting them feel hospitable at my home. After this visit, we then became good pals for years(because time shenanigans). Yayyyyyyy. The Rookie was actually uncomfortable with this friendship. They feel that Krill is just waiting for the right moment to attack them and they're just waiting for when he does attack. All of this paranoia has caused them to have a mental breakdown, unable to live an unhealthy life for the years they spent with Krill as their friend. This soon led to them having a painful panic attack. They just happened to be in the middle of the street too, where they get hit by a speeding car. This is just what Krill wanted to happen.

1000 damage to the Rookie!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1498125146))

1/10 continue 1/10 the 1/10 plomn +1 amirroredclock I leap at the C.mech and pull out  a flint and steel, scrapppping it along their skin to send sparks all over, then blink away. the C mech, like any minecraft creaper, explodes.

The C-Mech isn't as explosive as a Creeper, but you nevertheless manage to ignite something on its body for 750 damage!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1498152321))

The power of :think: smites conquest 3/10 3/10 3/10

A statue of the Thinker falls onto Conquest for 500 damage!

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1498152522))

Cake? 5/10 Cake?? 5/10 Cake??? 5/10 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson comes running and accidentally trips over Seyiku.

500 damage to Seiyiku.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1498160109))

POST II Celestial Fires completed, and expended. Phalxi’s eyes brim and glow with a cool blue energy. She holds both of her index fingers to point up into the air by her chest for a second, before moving to point at a random direction in the sky before her. With a resounding hum of energy, a structure of some sort appears in the air, and the skies momentarily fade to the starlit blackness of night. The energy in Phalxi’s eyes fades away, released into the world. Pȳramis Caerulea The device in midair appears like some sort of upside-down pyramid without a capstone; the glass corners glow with pale blue fire on the inside. The actual remainder of the pyramid proper appears to be constructed of some bright yellow brick. Azure eyes have been painted upon each side of the pyramid. Phalxi sticks out her hand, and a plastic cup appears in it, tall and blue; she stares at the pyramid with a glint of wonderment in her eyes. Looking inside, she finds four D20s. Blinking once or twice, she knows what she has to do. phalxi: Come on, come on, get me something good. Swishing the cup around for a few seconds, Phalxi casts the dice within out onto the ground, and examines what she got. A nine, a six, a fourteen, and an eighteen. Forty-seven in total. Suddenly, a beam of bright energy blasts itself out of the bottom of the pyramid—the lack-of-capstone, specifically. It soars through the sky in a vaguely-downward path of descent, twirling once or twice before striking the ground next to Phalxi. Bright white light glows from the curvy and twisty pillar of energy as Phalxi notices an object floating within it. Quickly, she plucks the thing out of the pillar. Suddenly, and without any hesitation whatsoever, the pillar, the pyramid, the cup, the dice, and the starry skies above disappear. The world has returned to the way it was mere minutes prior, save for the thing in Phalxi’s hands. It appears to be some sort of playing card, displaying what should normally be an ace of spades. However, in place of the familiar black lettering and spades is quite an odd color. Or, multitude of them, rather. The symbols all seem to depict bright and twisting blues, greens, yellows, reds, and oranges, as if the card were displaying a nebula close-up in real time. The card seems alive, what with the motion of the colors. The spades and the letters throb with energy. The Ace of Space. Slowly, Phalxi takes the card between her right index and middle fingers, holding it up to stare at it. Behind the scenes, the real Phalxi leans back in her chair, sighing as she takes the time to brush a particularly persistent lock of hair out of her eyes. phalxi: Whew. Let’s do this. Adjusting her glasses for a moment, Phalxi leans back in, and her avatar begins to move once more. She waves the card through the air a couple times, and then turns to look at Conquest. Her eyes take on a quiet concentration as she looks from the ground before her, to Conquest once again. Several seconds after,  Phalxi breaks out into a sprint, rushing up to Conquest faster than it can react. Just as she gets within six meters of it, Phalxi launches herself up into the air, holding the Ace of Space far above her head as she spins mid-jump. There is a flash of light, and the next thing anyone can see is Phalxi standing on the ground behind Conquest, breathing heavily. In her right hand is a single-edged silver sword, blade glowing with light blue flame. Phalxi holds the sword up, looking at it amazedly. She can hardly believe she just did that in Minecraft, of all games. She swings it through the air experimentally, and there is a flash of light. When her vision clears, Phalxi merely has the Ace of Space in her hand instead. Phalxi frowns, but then shrugs, and pockets the card. The top head of Conquest—that of the rider—topples to the grass below. +1 to Generic. Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [6 / 6] ====== COMPLETE. Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [9 / 10; +1 from Generic and +1 from Krill] ===== =====

6,000 damage to Conquest. Well done.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1498160615))

Annis uses Longinus. She takes out a spear, and runs towards Conquest. You know that feeling, when your creativity just got stolen by a spammer? Yeah, such such wow. She takes out the spear, before driving it into Conquest. Now, she could casually attempt to kill the entire horse-rider abomination combo, but she NEEDS to ride that horse, dammit, so Annis swings around the spear, before stabbing it into the rider. She forces him to hang limply from the Conquest horse, before rewriting the Conquest's mind to not try to buck her off, and for the human portion to not get up. She then attempts to ride Conquest into the Arcanist Armour, and see if it stays hers. Seiyiku, if she lives, will Lose It. Meduka will use Rabu on Kyaku, healing her. Mumi will Tetris the Arcanist Armour. +1 to Generic. Longinus {06/24/99} [10 / 10; +1 from Erelye] ===== ===== COMPLETE!

Your entities will do as you say!

...You are now riding a horse. The human portion of Conquest seems to have just kind of melted into the horse part and formed a saddle for you, complete with all the tacking and barding one might expect. The bow the rider was holding lands in your hands, now perfectly fitted for you. Before you can move, the spear melts into the horse's body and form-fitting footrests of white crystal burst out in its place, locking around your legs. You can't get up. But the horse seems to be obeying you... for now.

You then deal 2,000 damage to the Arcanist Armor from riding into it.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1498163968))

Action 2/2 I hand out a nifty +1 to Helldiver. Time for an old classic. Elite Hammer of Fury: 1/7 Time to focus my attention on the C-Mech. I equip myself with a perfectly-balanced metallic baseball bat and engage the C-Mech. My first swing, powered by my momentum, smashes into the left side armor of the mech, dealing severe damage to it. I'm not done yet- I gather my energy and swing the bat back to its original position, striking the mech across its right side. I repeat the above two strikes, dealing further damage to the side panels of the mech. This turns into an unrelenting pattern as I blaze long arcs across the mech in a wretched flurry of bat blows.

You deal 1,000 damage to the C-Mech.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1498165379))

POST II Phalxi looks at Conquest, a plan already formulated in her mind. phalxi: Hmm. In order to beat stupid, you’ve got to do something stupid. Or something like that. Shrugging, Phalxi runs off into the distance. Everything is quiet for a few seconds, until the sound of wheels on grass radiates throughout the battlefield. Coming to a swinging stop, a massive chalkboard on wheels faces Conquest, Phalxi hanging upon it. phalxi: Now, we’re talking. Phalxi pulls out a piece of chalk, and flips the chalkboard over. It spins around several times, before coming to rest on the back face. There are already two drawings on the board. The first, a small set of two drawings in the upper right-hand corner, are profiles of what appear to be Glenn Beck and Alex Jones’ faces. The second takes up the majority of the left half of the large board. It is a surprisingly well-done and detailed drawing of Conquest. Phalxi clears her throat, banging her knuckles on the board. phalxi: Alright, fuckers, listen up. This is your lesson for the day. Phalxi circles the rider half of the Conquest picture, as well as the head of the horse. phalxi: What we have here are two separate beings being presented as one coherent entity, right. A rider, and a horse. She writes the words “rider” and “horse” on the board, one atop the other, and a question mark or three between them. phalxi: What we see here makes no sense, everyone. After all, it’s presented like the horse is the rider’s equal. That brings us to why that makes no sense. Who tells us that people control nature, and also horses? Schools. You know who runs the schools? The government. Phalxi momentarily flips the board over, and begins drawing an incredibly-detailed image of what appears to be the serpentine Project Binary. As an afterthought, she draws an arrow pointing from a stick figure with a circular head to a stick figure with a square head. phalxi: Let’s take a brief break here to point out why the government having a vested interest in teaching the youth of our nation that horses and riders are not equal partners is concerning. Now, as we’ve seen in any reasonable sci-fi movie, humans should make robots that look like themselves. Phalxi points to the small set of stick figures with an arrow between them. phalxi: Humans would make robots that look like them. Why, then, did Project Binary exist. Phalxi circles the large picture of Project Binary. phalxi: You know what this looks like? A snake. You know who would make a robot that looks like a snake? A snake-person. Thus, it’s so obvious. Snake-people, or sneople, control the government. Phalxi flips the board back over to the picture of Conquest, and circles the question marks between the words “horse” and “rider”. phalxi: If the sneople-controlled government wants us to think that riders control horses so badly, they’re trying to cover something up. To the right of the question marks, Phalxi writes out the phrase “horses > riders”, circling it and underlining it three times for effect. phalxi: It’s so obvious now, isn’t it? Horses are secretly descendants of an ancient equine race of spacefarers that colonized Earth millions of years ago. They were long enemies of the sneople, probably, until the sneople wiped them out, and they had to interbreed with the other ancestors of horses in order to survive. Phalxi throws her chalk down, and shouts over to Conquest, specifically the horse part of it. phalxi: I beg you, horse! Wake up, and remember your ancestors! That rider wants to subjugate you, but you’re better than this. Free yourself! The horse part of Conquest proceeds to eat the rider part. Intransigent Aegis completed and expended. A pentagram enclosed in a circle appears upon the ground near the C-Mech, drawn with a dark blue paste—demon blood, perhaps? Without waiting for the commands or attention of anyone or anything, the circle glows. It evaporates into light soon thereafter, and this light circles around the C-Mech, protecting it. All attacks directed at the C-Mech now have a 50% chance to strike the Aegis instead, until it is destroyed. Intransigent Aegis: [PO] HP: 10,000/10,000. Rejuvenation: II. Rejuvenation: This attack will trigger either when used, or upon the Aegis’ death. All previous damage dealt to the Aegis will be transferred to the entity it is protecting (in this case, the C-Mech) in the form of calm healing energies. The transfer is rather messy, and the protected entity will usually regain only about half of the HP points lost by the Aegis. Hameru unleashes Coobie on the Arcanist Armor. Immediately, Coobie appears. armor become meguca The Arcanist Armor is rather confused, suddenly acquiring a personality, if it didn’t have one already. It replies. no Coobie jumps on top of the Arcanist Armor. armor become meguca! The Armor replies once more with the exact same response. Coobie pokes the armor with one of its paws. become meguca This chain of events continues precisely forty-nine times. Coobie then points out that the numerical value of all of the letters in the word ‘yes’ (25-5-19) combined is forty-nine. The Armor has only one thing to say as it becomes meguca. fuck Hameru flashsteps over with the power of TEMPORAL MANIPULATION, and promptly steals and smashes the Arcanist Armor’s sool jim against the ground. Coobie screams at Hameru. do not throw souls! Hameru shoots Coobie in the face. He explodes. Kyaku generically attacks the Arcanist Armor, as well. +1 to Krill, for the +1 I got last post. Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [10 / 10] ===== ===== COMPLETE. Water Putty {Aqueous admixture.} [1 / 5] ===== Autumnus {Autumnal voices; in which of the windows are there more?} [1 / 6] ====== Epicurean {As long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.} [1 / 10] ===== =====

Your entities will do as you say!

Intransigent Aegis summoned!

After listening quite patiently to your arguments, the horse promptly eats Annis.

...This may have not been the best use of your time.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1498169141))

6/10 Even More Chainsaws 5/5 More Chainsaws (Using...) +1 to The Operator/Abeneautmal Charge Action: More Chainsaws It's time for a lot of bad memories. Chainsaw Massacerer 5,000/5,000 HP [AG] The Chainsaw Massacerer chainsaw massacres Kyaku. Chainsaw Lady slices up Meduka.

750 damage to Meduka... except Seiyiku leaps in and takes the chainsawing.

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1498174022))

Plan A: 3/10 Plan B: 3/10 Thing C: 3/7 Serpent glares at Mumi. AU: I don't know what you are or what you're doing here. AU: But I suggest you get the hell out of here. AU: This battlefield isn't fit for creepy semi-human incompetent .jpeg files. Serpent brandishes two daggers and steps over to Mumi, making as if to stab her. When Mumi does her epic jump-dodge move, Serpent proceeds to carry the momentum forward and stab the keki. Hopefully no one notices the daggers were poison-tipped. (If Mumi does not, in fact, do her epic jump-dodge, Serpent stabs her and the keki anyway. Checkmate, creationists.)

1,000 damage to Mumi.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1498248883))

Elsewhere, a person with the knowledge of the two godmodders duking it out sets off to do some research on how past battles have gone down. Sidequest: Research Objective: To find out more about what happens when a Godmodder fights another Godmodder. First things first, this person would need to find out where they can get this sort of information. So they set out to do that. Back To The Battlefield! The guy there tries something crazy he's seen before. utilizing some crazy-high level magic, he revokes the primal aspect of Conquest's inner freedom, freezing it in place. 1/10 Charge 7/10 Weaving 8/10 Threads of +1 to RedstoneTam15.

Conquest is frozen in place. It will have a slight chance to not act this turn.

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1498308352))

I shrug and load a Fat Man into my mini nuke launcher. I then stand far too close to the C-Mech and launch it at him. Tons of radiation seeps into me, but instead of dying, I realise this is movie radiation! I feel my power surge and I release a bolt of power right at the C-Mech's face. 4/10 Space Whale (+1 from DCCCV) 3/10 Warforge 3/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders +1 to DCCCV

1,000 damage to the C-Mech... except the Intransigent Aegis takes it instead!

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1498324721))

Cake? 6/10 Cake?? 6/10 Cake??? 8/10

CAKE.

QUOTE (randomusername @ (time=1498393042))

I pepper spray the C-Mech. Since it doesn't have eyes, the pepper seeps into its systems and begins to eat away at its vital functions. 5/10 Space Whale 4/10 Warforge 4/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders +1 to Ninjatwist

1,000 damage to the C-Mech!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1498405159))

i spoon-feed the C-mech some anchovies. 5/10 1+ krill 4/10 4/10 1+ krill 1+ trickle

750 damage to the Intransigent Aegis!

QUOTE (The_Serpent @ (time=1498512098))

Plan A: 4/10 Plan B: 4/10 Thing C: 4/7 Serpent challenges the C-Mech and Conquest to a kart race for some reason. Little does the C-Mech know that the track passes into a cave system whose roof happens to be slightly lower than the C-Mech's neck.

\\

1,000 damage!

QUOTE (Sir Juicebox @ (time=1498513928))

well what's this a forum game let's play this wow this is fun [SirJuice has decided to go onto this and try out a game] SJ: wow the graphics are amazing SJ: so rad i take out a pizza slice and smack C-Mech with it

750 damage!

---

The Rookie was unordered this turn. It resorts to smashing up the C-Mech for 500 damage.
The Arcanist Armour does nothing, as its Arcane Beam is still charging.
The Oozing Sludge attacks the C-Mech, dealing 750 damage to the Intransigent Aegis. Since it hit the Aegis, the C-Mech itself doesn't get debuffed.
The Chainsaw Massacrer attacks Kyaku for 500 damage.

Meduka uses Rabu on Kyaku, healing her for 1,000 HP.
Seiyiku Loses It. She proceeds to tear the Rookie apart with a flurry of .jpeg'd sword slashes, then goes on to deal 1,000 damage to the Oozing Sludge. Man, looks like all that pain from her injuries pushed her to new berserker heights.
Hameru uses Coobie on the Arcanist Armor. ...See Erelye's post. 1,500 damage.
Mumi... does Tetris to the Arcanist Armor. 500 damage.
Kyaku deals another 500 to the Arcanist Armor.
The C-Mech finishes off the Oozing Sludge with a grenade that freezes it into a block of ice, and then another that shatters it into pieces.

Conquest manages to shake off the freeze, then is ridden right into the Arcanist Armour for 3,000 damage to the Armor. Yeouch.

The clashing of the Godmodders goes on... Alpha seems to have gotten the upper hand after those freakouts from Omega, and deals a solid hit with his crystalline arm. 1 damage!

Godmodder477: YEOUCH!
Godmodder478: Hah! Hiding behind your allies won't save you forever!

Omega's Godarm pops into a massive cannon. He aims at Conquest, before seeing Annis riding it and reconsidering. He finishes off the Oozing Sludge instead.

Alpha, by contrast to Omega, has an abundance of targets. He calls upon Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, who look upon the meguca and see only rivals to the throne of shitty .jpeg mayhem. They leap upon the girls and promptly go into a massive cartoonish ball of .jpeg'd violence. When the fight is over, every meguca has taken 1,000 damage. Seiyiku winks out of existence in a puff of violin music. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff then join Alpha's side, emboldened by the conflict.

Arcanist Armour [AG]: HP: 3,000/10,000. Arcane Beam: III.
Piono’s Home for 10-post Charges [AG] Main House: 25,000/25,000 HP. Enhomed Charges: 3. Laser Defense System: 10,000/10,000 HP. Takes damage for the house, counterattacks. 10% chance to totally negate attacks against the house. Shielded.
Chainsaw Massacrer [AG] HP: 5,000/5,000.

Meduka [PO] HP: 4,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III.
Hameru [PO] HP: 4,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: II. It’s Tmie: I.
Mumi [PO] HP: 3,000/5,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII.
Hetumi [PO] HP: 0 / 0. Girls Can't Love Girls: 0/0.
Kyaku [PO] HP: 2,500/5,000. My City Now: III. I Challenge You: II. Listen: II. Seiyiku: III.
C-Mech [PO] HP: 18,000/30,000. Intransigent Aegis: 8,250/10,000 HP. Shield: 50%. Rejuvenation: II.

Conquest [PA?] HP: 18,200/30,000. Vanquishment: [b]II[/b] Horse.
Sweet Bro [PA] HP: 7,500/7,500. i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games: II
Hella Jeff [PA] HP: 7,500/7,500. BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR: II

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 99/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 97/100.

Originally posted on 2017-06-27 21:00:00

1/10 for something
1/10 for something else
1/10 for yet another something
+1 to DC

I make a sphere out of interlocking mousetraps and then afix it to the house for 10 charges. This will shield it from incoming attacks, because mousetraps will fly everywhere upon the house being attacked, causing the attack to be attacked by mouses. Mice? Meese? I know at least one of those is right.
anyways, traps filled with mice. GO!

Originally posted on 2017-06-27 21:23:00

[n]
. . .
9/10 Actually something different.
9/10 A simple tool for latter.
9/10 The start of an interesting project.
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-06-27 22:42:00

4/10 Charge 1 from piono, +1 from Randomusername
8/10 Weaving
9/10 Threads of

A bunch of skeletons rush Conquest.

+1 to pionoplayer

Originally posted on 2017-07-03 23:01:00

i drop an entire grain of salt on the rookie and tell him he is alive

he takes this with a grain of salt

somehow he suffers horribly for this

6/10
5/10
5/10

1+ consumer
1+ trickle

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 21:47:00

2/10 continue
2/10 the
2/10 plomn
plu du tu miru manu. (+to mirror man)
notreallyaplaceholdersinceI'musingthosechargeshere. . .
1] Is there any way to make a persistent upgrade to yourself? If so these charges all go to one of those.
2] if not... then shoot. all my plans went out the window...
I guess I'll have the first make a charge-storage device that can store charges and is locked to me, then store the rest in it (- _ -) . i don't really have anything to work towards in that case. . .
alternatively, if no presistent upgrades, I hand alpha all 28 charges.
i spend my action making a Sord... to give at hella jeff to boost his damage.

Originally posted on 2017-07-11 00:02:00

Charges:
5/10
5/10
5/10
+1 to Erelye
(+1 from Battlefury)(+1 from Erelye)
(2 assist charges held)
___________________________

Action:
I punch the Arcanist Armour into next week.

And then I punch next week into next next week, which I then punch into next next next week, who gets proceeded to be punched by me into next next next next week. This process gets repeated until the 100th next week gets punched into the 101st next week. The Arcanist Armour definitely did not enjoy this ride.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 06:16:00

3/10 for something
2/10 for something else
2/10 for yet another something
+1 to DC

I continue shielding, by taking a concept I used less than a week ago in 7R and taking a shield and putting it in a shield within a shield. The unoriginality of this statement causes the whole thing to start exploding, but right as it does I put explosion-proofing on the shield, so now it's a shield that explodes perpetually, intercepting incoming attacks with explosions.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 16:20:00

8/10 Even More Chainsaws (+1 from DC^3V)
1/10 Uberchainsaw
1/10 Gardener

+1 to The Operator/DC^3V

The Chainsaw Massacerer stabs Conquest with a chainsaw.

Chainsaw Lady shoves SB and HJ together. They hug for all of eternity and are stuck doing so.


Originally posted on 2017-07-13 21:09:00

Action 1/2

I hand out a nifty +1 to Krill13.

Elite Hammer of Fury: 3/7 (Thanks Krill13!)

I start off this turn slowly by summoning a pyromantic psyker. What race or species is he? It matters not. All that matters is that he will devastate the C-Mech- or whatever shielding it has.

I order the psyker to cast a molten beam from his palm. A stream of white-hot plasma bursts forth from his hand, pouring into the C-Mech's Aegis. I channel my own spiritual energy into the assault, intensifying the stream into a torrent. By the time the psyker's energy is spent, he has reduced a circular portion of the C-Mech's Aegis to superheated metal slag.

I return the psyker, his job done.

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 23:07:00

Francisco_Jr has joined the game.
Francisco_Jr> NO
Francisco_Jr> Dear God no, why does this have to happen to me.
Francisco_Jr> Back to this hellhole, with two split wholes which are more insane than I am.
Francisco_Jr> I was just FINE without these godmodding shenanigans.
Francisco_Jr> Found a nice server, [Name redacted so I don't get banned for advertising], joined a nice town which is practically a ripoff of Cuba, helped the glorious Empire of Wardragons, you know, communicated with people.
Francisco_Jr> Five minutes ago we were mourning the departure (not death, thank God) of the nicest, kindest Admin you could wish for.
Francisco_Jr> But, I swore, swore over a stack of Bibles, Torahs, Quarans, and Necronomicons that I would come back to the continuation of these beautiful forum game series, of which I was a member, an AFKing bastard who managed to skip through a whole game.
Francisco_Jr> And now it kicks in and sends my avatar to this crapsack universe.
Francisco_Jr> I'm probably not making sense to you, but [Gorilla] it.
Francisco_Jr> ...
Francisco_Jr> Wait
Francisco_Jr> What if I just leave my avatar here but leave the game?
Francisco_Jr> Yeah, I could just buy a new minecraft account and continue on with my life.
Francisco_Jr> I leave thee, this magnificent Dark Elf, Ker'Athri Uroboros.

And just like that, the presence previously inhabiting the Francisco_Jr account leaves without a leaving message, because if he stayed, Crystal would crush everything that happened in this post, because anachronism.
The name Francisco_Jr turns into 12 shifting characters. The first nine characters turn into "Ker'Athri" and the last three disappear. The chat is miraculously cleared too.

Ker'Athri> Ughhh...
Ker'Athri> Ok, how the hell did I get here.
Ker'Athri> Still haven't left the Minecraftia universe, so that's nice.
Ker'Athri> Anyone gonna tell me the name of the server?
Ker'Athri> No?

A book pops up in Ker's inventory, written by someone called "Taclatsyrc" ("Did he/she/it use a Lovercraft name generator?"). He proceeds to open the first page, which details the very first moments of the Godmodders' arrivals at the server. The next pages explain DTG 3 rules et cetera.

Ker'Athri> So, what you have to do is defeat both of these [Gorilla]tards.
Ker'Athri> Nice censor plugin btw.
Ker'Athri> So, screw that! Imma play this like any other modded server (which can apparently also support plugins?). I'm gonna build a huge castle complex, get random people to move in eventually, try to become as powerful as possible, and only then engage in this war. God do I love messing with server purposes.

He proceeds to wander off into the woods to gather some resources, and then later goes to the Passive Watching Area to ask Mirrored if he could make a market stall at some point.



Inventory:

>Thaumaturge's Robes set
>Crimson Cleric Robes set, without the hood (Equipped in vanity slot)
>Briarspike
Though not much more than a thorn to the side, this blade can prove quite vexing for your enemies.
>Thaumonomicon
>Aldrangamor
For some reason, it doesn't want to open in this world. Strange.
>Iron-Capped Wooden Wand
>Crude Iron Pickaxe
>Thaumometer



Charges:

1/10
1/10
1/10

Originally posted on 2017-07-16 20:24:00

Action 2/2

Elite Hammer of Fury: 4/7 (Thanks Krill13!)

I decide to compound with the psyker's attack, equipping a rocket launcher.

I load up a special armor-piercing HEAT round into the launcher and take aim at the gaping hole left by the psyker's molten beam. I fire, sure in my aim and my rocket's ability to pass straight through the gap. This attack hits the C-Mech regardless of its shield (even if the shield is still up, but in that case it should deal less damage).



Originally posted on 2017-07-16 21:43:00

Posted 10/16/15 at 5:00 PM.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1498594983))

1/10 for something 1/10 for something else 1/10 for yet another something +1 to DC I make a sphere out of interlocking mousetraps and then afix it to the house for 10 charges. This will shield it from incoming attacks, because mousetraps will fly everywhere upon the house being attacked, causing the attack to be attacked by mouses. Mice? Meese? I know at least one of those is right. anyways, traps filled with mice. GO!

Another shield is added to the Home.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1498599751))

[n] . . . 9/10 Actually something different. 9/10 A simple tool for latter. 9/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

. . .

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1499119282))

4/10 Charge 1 from piono, +1 from Randomusername 8/10 Weaving 9/10 Threads of A bunch of skeletons rush Conquest. +1 to pionoplayer

750 damage!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1499287657))

i drop an entire grain of salt on the rookie and tell him he is alive he takes this with a grain of salt somehow he suffers horribly for this 6/10 5/10 5/10 1+ consumer 1+ trickle

The Rookie is dead already!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1499727730))

2/10 continue 2/10 the 2/10 plomn plu du tu miru manu. (+to mirror man) notreallyaplaceholdersinceI'musingthosechargeshere. . . 1] Is there any way to make a persistent upgrade to yourself? If so these charges all go to one of those. 2] if not... then shoot. all my plans went out the window... I guess I'll have the first make a charge-storage device that can store charges and is locked to me, then store the rest in it (- _ -) . i don't really have anything to work towards in that case. . . alternatively, if no presistent upgrades, I hand alpha all 28 charges. i spend my action making a Sord... to give at hella jeff to boost his damage.

Why.... Why would you do that.

Alpha throws away the charge-power, a look of actual panic on his face. Part of it lands back with you (10-charge refunded!) but a significant portion of it stops in midair, and begins to crackle ominously.

Godmodder478: AUGH! No, no, no...

Whatever stuff it is that makes up charges suddenly condenses down to a point, then explodes into a maelstrom of swirling energy. Everything around it disintegrates into nothing, some indefinable part of it joining the core. You and Alpha manage to evade the vortex, but both of you feel as though something in the vortex touched you, and liked what it sensed. With a final eruption of chaotic potential, a squelching thing enters the battlefield, uncolored, translucent, and in a rough blob shape. Even as you watch, the ooze begins to absorb something from the grass and dirt underneath it, turning a slight green-brown.

Whatever this is, it doesn't look like it's going to be good...

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1499922980))

Charges: 5/10 5/10 5/10 +1 to Erelye (+1 from Battlefury)(+1 from Erelye) (2 assist charges held) ___________________________ Action: I punch the Arcanist Armour into next week. And then I punch next week into next next week, which I then punch into next next next week, who gets proceeded to be punched by me into next next next next week. This process gets repeated until the 100th next week gets punched into the 101st next week. The Arcanist Armour definitely did not enjoy this ride.

Yeouch. 1,000 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1499959245))

3/10 for something 2/10 for something else 2/10 for yet another something +1 to DC I continue shielding, by taking a concept I used less than a week ago in 7R and taking a shield and putting it in a shield within a shield. The unoriginality of this statement causes the whole thing to start exploding, but right as it does I put explosion-proofing on the shield, so now it's a shield that explodes perpetually, intercepting incoming attacks with explosions.

...Another shield.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1499976559))

8/10 Even More Chainsaws (+1 from DC^3V) 1/10 Uberchainsaw 1/10 Gardener +1 to The Operator/DC^3V The Chainsaw Massacerer stabs Conquest with a chainsaw. Chainsaw Lady shoves SB and HJ together. They hug for all of eternity and are stuck doing so.

Order received!

SBAHJ, in unison: BRO HUG BUMP!

(imagine that picture of them doing a bro hug bumb together)

Not being able to separate causes them a little consternation, but not much. Might be more impactful in later turns, though...

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1500156464))

Action 1/2 I hand out a nifty +1 to Krill13. Elite Hammer of Fury: 3/7 (Thanks Krill13!) I start off this turn slowly by summoning a pyromantic psyker. What race or species is he? It matters not. All that matters is that he will devastate the C-Mech- or whatever shielding it has. I order the psyker to cast a molten beam from his palm. A stream of white-hot plasma bursts forth from his hand, pouring into the C-Mech's Aegis. I channel my own spiritual energy into the assault, intensifying the stream into a torrent. By the time the psyker's energy is spent, he has reduced a circular portion of the C-Mech's Aegis to superheated metal slag. I return the psyker, his job done.

Oh hey, you attacked the Aegis directly. 1,500 damage.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1500233077))

Francisco_Jr has joined the game. Francisco_Jr> NO Francisco_Jr> Dear God no, why does this have to happen to me. Francisco_Jr> Back to this hellhole, with two split wholes which are more insane than I am. Francisco_Jr> I was just FINE without these godmodding shenanigans. Francisco_Jr> Found a nice server, [Name redacted so I don't get banned for advertising], joined a nice town which is practically a ripoff of Cuba, helped the glorious Empire of Wardragons, you know, communicated with people. Francisco_Jr> Five minutes ago we were mourning the departure (not death, thank God) of the nicest, kindest Admin you could wish for. Francisco_Jr> But, I swore, swore over a stack of Bibles, Torahs, Quarans, and Necronomicons that I would come back to the continuation of these beautiful forum game series, of which I was a member, an AFKing bastard who managed to skip through a whole game. Francisco_Jr> And now it kicks in and sends my avatar to this crapsack universe. Francisco_Jr> I'm probably not making sense to you, but [Gorilla] it. Francisco_Jr> ... Francisco_Jr> Wait Francisco_Jr> What if I just leave my avatar here but leave the game? Francisco_Jr> Yeah, I could just buy a new minecraft account and continue on with my life. Francisco_Jr> I leave thee, this magnificent Dark Elf, Ker'Athri Uroboros. And just like that, the presence previously inhabiting the Francisco_Jr account leaves without a leaving message, because if he stayed, Crystal would crush everything that happened in this post, because anachronism. The name Francisco_Jr turns into 12 shifting characters. The first nine characters turn into "Ker'Athri" and the last three disappear. The chat is miraculously cleared too. Clever, but not good enough. We'll just say Ker'Athri joined on his own and leave it at that, yes? Anachronism is anachronism no matter its effect or (lack of) actual relevance. Ker'Athri> Ughhh... Ker'Athri> Ok, how the hell did I get here. Ker'Athri> Still haven't left the Minecraftia universe, so that's nice. Ker'Athri> Anyone gonna tell me the name of the server? Ker'Athri> No? A book pops up in Ker's inventory, written by someone called "Taclatsyrc" ("Did he/she/it use a Lovercraft name generator?"). He proceeds to open the first page, which details the very first moments of the Godmodders' arrivals at the server. The next pages explain DTG 3 rules et cetera. Ker'Athri> So, what you have to do is defeat both of these [Gorilla]tards. Ker'Athri> Nice censor plugin btw. Ker'Athri> So, screw that! Imma play this like any other modded server (which can apparently also support plugins?). I'm gonna build a huge castle complex, get random people to move in eventually, try to become as powerful as possible, and only then engage in this war. God do I love messing with server purposes. He proceeds to wander off into the woods to gather some resources, and then later goes to the Passive Watching Area to ask Mirrored if he could make a market stall at some point. Inventory: >Thaumaturge's Robes set >Crimson Cleric Robes set, without the hood (Equipped in vanity slot) >Briarspike   Though not much more than a thorn to the side, this blade can prove quite vexing for your enemies. >Thaumonomicon >Aldrangamor   For some reason, it doesn't want to open in this world. Strange. >Iron-Capped Wooden Wand >Crude Iron Pickaxe >Thaumometer Charges: 1/10 1/10 1/10

You gather a bunch of wood and find some iron, and some other various resources.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1500237784))

Action 2/2 Elite Hammer of Fury: 4/7 (Thanks Krill13!) I decide to compound with the psyker's attack, equipping a rocket launcher. I load up a special armor-piercing HEAT round into the launcher and take aim at the gaping hole left by the psyker's molten beam. I fire, sure in my aim and my rocket's ability to pass straight through the gap. This attack hits the C-Mech regardless of its shield (even if the shield is still up, but in that case it should deal less damage).

Sorry, doesn't work like that.

Rolling... You hit anyway, for 1,000 damage!

---

The Unbound Potential oozes over the C-Mech, and the Intransigent Aegis flickers to life... 1,500 damage, and some of the essence of the Intransigent Aegis joins it! It becomes more resilient, a glimmer of light in its core.

The Arcanist Armour is fully charged!
The Home is a home.
The Chainsaw Massacrer deals 500 damage to Conquest!

Hameru leaps in front of Meduka, then Kyaku begins defending Hameru in turn. Meduka sees this bravery and calls down 500 HP worth of healing on Kyaku in a flash of pink light, while Mumi executes Mumi Why on the Arcanist Armour. It is suddenly a slice of cheesecake, which is promptly devoured by a massive technicolored worm emerging from the mouth of a doll-like being held in Mumi's arms. 1,000 damage.
The C-Mech stomps through the Unbound Potential, squashing it for 3,000 damage.

Conquest assaults Piono's Home for 10-post Charges with a series of precisely-aimed crystal kicks, directed by Annis. Two shields fall, and Conquest takes 1,000 damage in counterattack. It then seems to suddenly regain its agency, and bucks Annis off it, regrowing its 'rider' portion in the process.
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff seem to take something of a cue from Conquest, and roll over the Home for 10-Post Charges to knock off its last shield, still stuck in their bro hug bunp. They take 1,000 damage of retaliation from the Laser Defense System.

The Godmodders clash... Both have taken 1 damage when they break apart this time, and both look positively incensed at having been harmed.
Omega heals Hameru, Meduka, and Mumi for 1,000 HP each, and then knocks off 3,000 HP from the Laser Defense System of Piono's Home for 10-Post Charges.
Alpha looks over at the C-Mech and completely bypasses the Intransigent Aegis to deal 4,000 damage to it, and then deals another 2,000 damage to the Chainsaw Massacrer!

Unbound Potential [H] HP: 12,000/15,000. Aspects: Powerlust, Self-Improvement. Expression: Assimilation. Assimilations: Barrier. May halve the damage of an attack directed at it.

Arcanist Armour [AG]: HP: 1,000/10,000. Arcane Beam: III.
Piono’s Home for 10-Post Charges [AG] Main House: 25,000/25,000 HP. Enhomed Charges: 3. Laser Defense System: 7,000/10,000 HP. Takes damage for the house, counterattacks. 10% chance to totally negate attacks against the house. Shielded.
Chainsaw Massacrer [AG] HP: 3,000/5,000.

Meduka [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III.
Hameru [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: [b]II[/b]. It’s Tmie: I.
Mumi [PO] HP: 4,000/5,000. Tetris: I. Testa Mia: II. Mumi Why: II. The Keki Ritual: IIIII.
Hetumi [PO] HP: 0 / 0. Girls Can't Love Girls: 0/0.
Kyaku [PO] HP: 3,000/5,000. My City Now: III. I Challenge You: II. Listen: II. Seiyiku: III.
C-Mech [PO] HP: 12,000/30,000. Intransigent Aegis: 5,250/10,000 HP. Shield: 50%. Rejuvenation: II.

Conquest [PA] HP: 15,550/30,000. Vanquishment: [b]II[/b]
Sweet Bro [PA] HP: 7,000/7,500. i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games: [b]II[/b] Stuck to Hella Jeff in a bro hug bump.
Hella Jeff [PA] HP: 7,000/7,500. BRO HAVE -- BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCKS AROUND ANYWEAR: [b]II[/b] Stuck to Sweet Bro in a bro hug bump.

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 98/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 96/100.

Originally posted on 2017-07-16 22:00:00

Cake? 7/10
Cake?? 7/10
Cake??? 9/10
Suddenly, ten million fireflies descend upon Piono's Home for 10-Post Charges, confusing the defense systems long enough for me to drop a giant disco ball onto it.

Originally posted on 2017-07-16 22:02:00

9/10 Even More Chainsaws
2/10 Uberchainsaw
2/10 Gardener

+1 to Pionoplayer/DC^3V

The Chainsaw Massacrer throws Mumi into an alley way an guess what happens next?
Mumi gets murdered.

Chainsaw Lady takes out an icicle chainsaw and uses it to cut up the C-Mech.

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 05:05:00

Sadly, this'll be the last update for a week or so, since our nonfictional GM is taking another trip. Both I and crystalcat apologize for this regrettable but unavoidable delay in the schedule of this view into another path reality could have taken. Thank you.

Originally posted on 2017-07-17 05:12:00