Charges:
3/10
3/10
3/10
+1 to Battlefury
___________________________

Action:
I throw a rock at Alpha.

But it's not just a normal rock. It's actually Rockefort Nevermiss, an existence-famous rock known for never missing his target, unless the target's being a little bitch and makes him miss or hit something else, in which case his fans will painfully tear up his target for being a little bitch. Coincidentally, each fan also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who also their own fans who also have their own fans who also have their own fans who- yeah it's just a neverending layer of fans. In other words, if Rockefort misses Alpha, a neverending layer of fans will painfully tear Alpha up.



P.S.
Alpha is the original target here. This means if something else tries to make Rockefort miss or hit something different, the fans are still going to be pissed at Alpha. No one can change the fact that he's the original target either.

Another P.S.
If Alpha catches Rockefort, it still counts as him being a little bitch so that's not gonna change anything for him.

It's another P.S.
A large portion of the fans are powerful reality warpers, meaning that Alpha can't just simply get rid of them easy peasy. No amount of godmodding can stop this. Even his own layer of fans(if he has one) pales in comparison to Rockefort's. He can't escape from them either.

Another another P.S.
Among the fans are luck manipulators. Yep, Alpha can't just "luck" his way out of this.

Lol another P.S.
The fans are going to be so pissed at Alpha that they can't be convinced to not go for him. The blame can't be shifted either. Heck, not even brainwashing can convince them to do anything else.

Oh boy another P.S.
The fans don't really care about who threw Rockefort at the target, so I'm in the safe here. They're just out for the target's painful demise.

AHHH it's another P.S.
If Alpha tries to take Rockefort or himself out of the fan's memories, a mysterious force will tell the fans that this same Alpha is a little bitch and that they should painfully tear him apart. The mysterious force can't be stopped by the way.

I swear this is the last P.S.
If Rockefort does hit Alpha, his layer of fans will wildly fly into a fit of excitement and...painfully tear Alpha up out of excitement, and the things I said above will still take effect, with the exception that excitement is their driving force instead of rage...

...yeah Alpha's gonna get painfully torn up by fans no matter what happens actually.

Originally posted on 2017-06-21 01:04:00

[n]
One more turn, then it's done.
9/10 Actually something different.
9/10 A simple tool for latter.
9/10 The start of an interesting project.
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-06-21 01:34:00

Planetfall: 6/10
Proper Armament: 6/10
A Glitchy Mess: 6/10
+1 to Mirrored Man

Prank Call Attack Series: Begin!

Part 1: Be ready

Lothyra climbs back down the hill and thinks about how to damage the Godmodder (from now on "the Godmodder" will refer to Omega in my posts). Ordinary weapon shots won't work, so she'd have to get creative. She experiments with her Descendency powers a bit.

Lothyra: Hmm... I'd have to come up with something humorous and...
Lothyra: *chuckles* I know. There's a perfect meme circulating the internet now that I could weaponize.

Suddenly, a piece of paper appears on the ground next to the Godmodder, with hastily scribbled words written on it:

"Dear Richard,
I am an entity willing to assist in your fight against Alpha.
He is far more powerful than you and may end up killing you even with multiple players assisting you.
Unfortunately, I am currently occupied at the moment and was only able to send this note.
However, when I have free time I will attempt to call you.
Be ready."

The Godmodder reads the paper, then quickly returns to fighting Alpha, even though his curiosity has been piqued by it. After half an hour, a phone begins ringing. The Godmodder answers it.

Godmodder: Hello?
*John Cena theme begins playing*
WWE Advertiser: I have just one question for you... are you ready?
Godmodder: ?
Advertiser: ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIIIGHT, WHEN WWE CHAMP JOOOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAM!
Advertiser: RIGHT NOW YOU CAN ORDER THIS AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT FOR JUST 59.99!
Godmodder: Not interested, punk!
*hangs up*

Originally posted on 2017-06-21 15:51:00

Hype Train 4000?! What the... if you want me to do something from a motherlike, I'll do something from a motherlike!

Action 1/2

I hand out a nifty +1 to Gutza.

I order the Oozing Sludge to attack the C-Mech, drawing its fire.

Since the Omega side will not fall when I strike from afar, I'll have to break them through close combat.

I charge Meduka, sprinting with the power of a thunderous beast. I jump and dive-bomb towards Meduka, the sheer weight and force of my head knocking the entity down. As it lies prostrate, I steady myself on the ground with my arms and perform a slamming headbutt, compounding with the damage from my initial entry. I smash into Meduka with a second headbutt just as savage as the first. I get up, channel energy into my legs, and jump upwards, performing a rising knee that knocks Meduka into the air. Before the entity has the comfort of landing, I ram into Meduka with a shoulder tackle, staggering them violently into the ground.

To finish the combo, I jump with all of my might, soaring into the stratosphere. I dive back down to Meduka, sending all of my might into bringing my right elbow down, sailing down to earth like a meteor. This astronomical elbow drop lands right on top of Meduka, wrecking its helpless frame.



Originally posted on 2017-06-21 23:29:00

10/10: Homeless Shelter
10/10: Defenses
10/10: Snarktastic

10/10 for Homeless Shelter:
I summon up a house. This house will be a home to all homeless 10 post charges that come in the future.
It has no base attack, very large amounts of health, but it has a counter on it that ticks up every time a player uses a 10 post charge.
The ability to use that counter will come later with another 10 post charge that I'll dedicate to it.

The first 10/10 to be used after it is Defenses!
This summons an automated laser defense system that bodyguards the house and counter-attacks anything that deals damage to it.

The final 10/10 is an upgrade to the automated laser defenses in the form of a snarky house AI that gives the automated defense system a chance to totally negate all damage from incoming attacks. (basically dodge chance, but it still stops the attack from going through to the house even if it triggers).

Yes, this automatically brings the house's counter count up to 2.

I then proceed to set up a shield around the automatic defense system and house, protecting them from attack.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 00:14:00

Planetfall: 7/10
Proper Armament: 7/10
A Glitchy Mess: 8/10 (+1 from Ninjatwist)

Part 2: Say Goodbye

The Godmodder (again, referring to Omega) found it annoying that the WWE of all entities would be calling him at such a critical time. Of course, the immediate danger of Alpha made him put it out of mind quickly enough. The battle continued to rage on for half an hour, when suddenly the phone began ringing again. Hopefully this time it would be the Godmodder's mysterious ally.

Godmodder: Hello?
WWE Advertiser: AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CEENA'S WAY *music begins playing* WHEN HE TAKES ON SIX MEN IN A STEEL-CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH AT WWE SUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAM!
WWE Advertiser: Order now and take ten dollars, for the low-low price of just 49.99!
Godmodder: I already told you, I'm not interested! Stop calling me, punks!


Originally posted on 2017-06-22 01:13:00

9/9 I+1 mrmirrorman
9/9 Has
10/10 Plan+1 mrmirrorman
+1 amirroredclock
3 orbs of glowing white light circle me and flash a colour each. namely, white, red, and green. the orbs swirl around and currents begin to form on the surface. they fly towards my body and begin to become a tornado of light. finally, they fuse with my body and one another. this is intended to: give me the bellow. make me vulnerable on the battlefield (though if i can have that not happen without increasing charge cost/ weakening anything, then do so). have this upgrade persist regardless of death.
Prelude of vengeance-
first charge: lays the foundations, making this actually possible.
2nd charge: blood wings 2,500/2,500 HP *2 1/5 blood withdrawal [permanent +500 HP to one wing.]
3ed charge: 4000/4000 HP first white wing of light produce one white fire unit per turn while alive. white fire does... something, idk what yet.
I heal conquest by conquering the fire nation [and every other avatar nation] to increase the amount of things that have been conquered which ought to heal it. i think.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 01:34:00

Charges:
4/10
4/10
4/10
+1 to Erelye
___________________________

Action:
I walk over to the Rookie and shake hands with them. Then, I invite them into my home where we enjoy ourselves over a cup of tea, letting them feel hospitable at my home. After this visit, we then became good pals for years(because time shenanigans). Yayyyyyyy.

The Rookie was actually uncomfortable with this friendship. They feel that Krill is just waiting for the right moment to attack them and they're just waiting for when he does attack. All of this paranoia has caused them to have a mental breakdown, unable to live an unhealthy life for the years they spent with Krill as their friend. This soon led to them having a painful panic attack. They just happened to be in the middle of the street too, where they get hit by a speeding car. This is just what Krill wanted to happen.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 10:15:00

1/10 continue
1/10 the
1/10 plomn
+1 amirroredclock
I leap at the C.mech and pull out a flint and steel, scrapppping it along their skin to send sparks all over, then blink away. the C mech, like any minecraft creaper, explodes.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 10:52:00

The power of :think: smites conquest

3/10
3/10
3/10

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 18:25:00

Cake? 5/10
Cake?? 5/10
Cake??? 5/10
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson comes running and accidentally trips over Seyiku.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 18:28:00

POST II

Celestial Fires completed, and expended.

---

Phalxi’s eyes brim and glow with a cool blue energy. She holds both of her index fingers to point up into the air by her chest for a second, before moving to point at a random direction in the sky before her. With a resounding hum of energy, a structure of some sort appears in the air, and the skies momentarily fade to the starlit blackness of night. The energy in Phalxi’s eyes fades away, released into the world.

Pȳramis Caerulea

The device in midair appears like some sort of upside-down pyramid without a capstone; the glass corners glow with pale blue fire on the inside. The actual remainder of the pyramid proper appears to be constructed of some bright yellow brick. Azure eyes have been painted upon each side of the pyramid. Phalxi sticks out her hand, and a plastic cup appears in it, tall and blue; she stares at the pyramid with a glint of wonderment in her eyes. Looking inside, she finds four D20s. Blinking once or twice, she knows what she has to do.

phalxi: Come on, come on, get me something good.

Swishing the cup around for a few seconds, Phalxi casts the dice within out onto the ground, and examines what she got. A nine, a six, a fourteen, and an eighteen. Forty-seven in total.

Suddenly, a beam of bright energy blasts itself out of the bottom of the pyramid—the lack-of-capstone, specifically. It soars through the sky in a vaguely-downward path of descent, twirling once or twice before striking the ground next to Phalxi. Bright white light glows from the curvy and twisty pillar of energy as Phalxi notices an object floating within it. Quickly, she plucks the thing out of the pillar. Suddenly, and without any hesitation whatsoever, the pillar, the pyramid, the cup, the dice, and the starry skies above disappear. The world has returned to the way it was mere minutes prior, save for the thing in Phalxi’s hands.

It appears to be some sort of playing card, displaying what should normally be an ace of spades. However, in place of the familiar black lettering and spades is quite an odd color. Or, multitude of them, rather. The symbols all seem to depict bright and twisting blues, greens, yellows, reds, and oranges, as if the card were displaying a nebula close-up in real time. The card seems alive, what with the motion of the colors. The spades and the letters throb with energy.

The Ace of Space.

Slowly, Phalxi takes the card between her right index and middle fingers, holding it up to stare at it. Behind the scenes, the real Phalxi leans back in her chair, sighing as she takes the time to brush a particularly persistent lock of hair out of her eyes.

phalxi: Whew. Let’s do this.

Adjusting her glasses for a moment, Phalxi leans back in, and her avatar begins to move once more.

She waves the card through the air a couple times, and then turns to look at Conquest. Her eyes take on a quiet concentration as she looks from the ground before her, to Conquest once again. Several seconds after, Phalxi breaks out into a sprint, rushing up to Conquest faster than it can react. Just as she gets within six meters of it, Phalxi launches herself up into the air, holding the Ace of Space far above her head as she spins mid-jump. There is a flash of light, and the next thing anyone can see is Phalxi standing on the ground behind Conquest, breathing heavily. In her right hand is a single-edged silver sword, blade glowing with light blue flame.

Phalxi holds the sword up, looking at it amazedly. She can hardly believe she just did that in Minecraft, of all games. She swings it through the air experimentally, and there is a flash of light. When her vision clears, Phalxi merely has the Ace of Space in her hand instead. Phalxi frowns, but then shrugs, and pockets the card.

The top head of Conquest—that of the rider—topples to the grass below.

---

+1 to Generic.

Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [6 / 6] ====== COMPLETE.
Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [9 / 10; +1 from Generic and +1 from Krill] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 20:35:00

Annis uses Longinus. She takes out a spear, and runs towards Conquest. You know that feeling, when your creativity just got stolen by a spammer? Yeah, such such wow. She takes out the spear, before driving it into Conquest. Now, she could casually attempt to kill the entire horse-rider abomination combo, but she NEEDS to ride that horse, dammit, so Annis swings around the spear, before stabbing it into the rider. She forces him to hang limply from the Conquest horse, before rewriting the Conquest's mind to not try to buck her off, and for the human portion to not get up. She then attempts to ride Conquest into the Arcanist Armour, and see if it stays hers.

---

Seiyiku, if she lives, will Lose It.
Meduka will use Rabu on Kyaku, healing her.
Mumi will Tetris the Arcanist Armour.

---

+1 to Generic.
Longinus {06/24/99} [10 / 10; +1 from Erelye] ===== ===== COMPLETE!

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 20:43:00

Action 2/2

I hand out a nifty +1 to Helldiver.

Time for an old classic.

Elite Hammer of Fury: 1/7

Time to focus my attention on the C-Mech.

I equip myself with a perfectly-balanced metallic baseball bat and engage the C-Mech. My first swing, powered by my momentum, smashes into the left side armor of the mech, dealing severe damage to it. I'm not done yet- I gather my energy and swing the bat back to its original position, striking the mech across its right side. I repeat the above two strikes, dealing further damage to the side panels of the mech. This turns into an unrelenting pattern as I blaze long arcs across the mech in a wretched flurry of bat blows.



Originally posted on 2017-06-22 21:39:00

POST II

Phalxi looks at Conquest, a plan already formulated in her mind.

phalxi: Hmm. In order to beat stupid, you’ve got to do something stupid. Or something like that.

Shrugging, Phalxi runs off into the distance. Everything is quiet for a few seconds, until the sound of wheels on grass radiates throughout the battlefield. Coming to a swinging stop, a massive chalkboard on wheels faces Conquest, Phalxi hanging upon it.

phalxi: Now, we’re talking.

Phalxi pulls out a piece of chalk, and flips the chalkboard over. It spins around several times, before coming to rest on the back face. There are already two drawings on the board. The first, a small set of two drawings in the upper right-hand corner, are profiles of what appear to be Glenn Beck and Alex Jones’ faces. The second takes up the majority of the left half of the large board. It is a surprisingly well-done and detailed drawing of Conquest. Phalxi clears her throat, banging her knuckles on the board.

phalxi: Alright, fuckers, listen up. This is your lesson for the day.

Phalxi circles the rider half of the Conquest picture, as well as the head of the horse.

phalxi: What we have here are two separate beings being presented as one coherent entity, right. A rider, and a horse.

She writes the words “rider” and “horse” on the board, one atop the other, and a question mark or three between them.

phalxi: What we see here makes no sense, everyone. After all, it’s presented like the horse is the rider’s equal. That brings us to why that makes no sense. Who tells us that people control nature, and also horses? Schools. You know who runs the schools? The government.

Phalxi momentarily flips the board over, and begins drawing an incredibly-detailed image of what appears to be the serpentine Project Binary. As an afterthought, she draws an arrow pointing from a stick figure with a circular head to a stick figure with a square head.

phalxi: Let’s take a brief break here to point out why the government having a vested interest in teaching the youth of our nation that horses and riders are not equal partners is concerning. Now, as we’ve seen in any reasonable sci-fi movie, humans should make robots that look like themselves.

Phalxi points to the small set of stick figures with an arrow between them.

phalxi: Humans would make robots that look like them. Why, then, did Project Binary exist.

Phalxi circles the large picture of Project Binary.

phalxi: You know what this looks like? A snake. You know who would make a robot that looks like a snake? A snake-person. Thus, it’s so obvious. Snake-people, or sneople, control the government.

Phalxi flips the board back over to the picture of Conquest, and circles the question marks between the words “horse” and “rider”.

phalxi: If the sneople-controlled government wants us to think that riders control horses so badly, they’re trying to cover something up.

To the right of the question marks, Phalxi writes out the phrase “horses > riders”, circling it and underlining it three times for effect.

phalxi: It’s so obvious now, isn’t it? Horses are secretly descendants of an ancient equine race of spacefarers that colonized Earth millions of years ago. They were long enemies of the sneople, probably, until the sneople wiped them out, and they had to interbreed with the other ancestors of horses in order to survive.

Phalxi throws her chalk down, and shouts over to Conquest, specifically the horse part of it.

phalxi: I beg you, horse! Wake up, and remember your ancestors! That rider wants to subjugate you, but you’re better than this. Free yourself!

The horse part of Conquest proceeds to eat the rider part.

---

Intransigent Aegis completed and expended. A pentagram enclosed in a circle appears upon the ground near the C-Mech, drawn with a dark blue paste—demon blood, perhaps? Without waiting for the commands or attention of anyone or anything, the circle glows. It evaporates into light soon thereafter, and this light circles around the C-Mech, protecting it. All attacks directed at the C-Mech now have a 50% chance to strike the Aegis instead, until it is destroyed.

Intransigent Aegis: [PO] HP: 10,000/10,000. Rejuvenation: II.

Rejuvenation: This attack will trigger either when used, or upon the Aegis’ death. All previous damage dealt to the Aegis will be transferred to the entity it is protecting (in this case, the C-Mech) in the form of calm healing energies. The transfer is rather messy, and the protected entity will usually regain only about half of the HP points lost by the Aegis.

---

Hameru unleashes Coobie on the Arcanist Armor. Immediately, Coobie appears.

armor
become meguca

The Arcanist Armor is rather confused, suddenly acquiring a personality, if it didn’t have one already. It replies.

no

Coobie jumps on top of the Arcanist Armor.

armor
become meguca!

The Armor replies once more with the exact same response. Coobie pokes the armor with one of its paws.

become meguca

This chain of events continues precisely forty-nine times. Coobie then points out that the numerical value of all of the letters in the word ‘yes’ (25-5-19) combined is forty-nine. The Armor has only one thing to say as it becomes meguca.

fuck

Hameru flashsteps over with the power of TEMPORAL MANIPULATION, and promptly steals and smashes the Arcanist Armor’s sool jim against the ground. Coobie screams at Hameru.

do not throw souls!

Hameru shoots Coobie in the face. He explodes.

Kyaku generically attacks the Arcanist Armor, as well.

---

+1 to Krill, for the +1 I got last post.

Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [10 / 10] ===== ===== COMPLETE.

Water Putty {Aqueous admixture.} [1 / 5] =====
Autumnus {Autumnal voices; in which of the windows are there more?} [1 / 6] ======
Epicurean {As long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.} [1 / 10] ===== =====

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 22:02:00

6/10 Even More Chainsaws
5/5 More Chainsaws (Using...)

+1 to The Operator/Abeneautmal

Charge Action: More Chainsaws

It's time for a lot of bad memories.

Chainsaw Massacerer 5,000/5,000 HP [AG]

The Chainsaw Massacerer chainsaw massacres Kyaku.

Chainsaw Lady slices up Meduka.

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 23:05:00

Plan A: 3/10
Plan B: 3/10
Thing C: 3/7

Serpent glares at Mumi.
AU: I don't know what you are or what you're doing here.
AU: But I suggest you get the hell out of here.
AU: This battlefield isn't fit for creepy semi-human incompetent .jpeg files.
Serpent brandishes two daggers and steps over to Mumi, making as if to stab her. When Mumi does her epic jump-dodge move, Serpent proceeds to carry the momentum forward and stab the keki.
Hopefully no one notices the daggers were poison-tipped.

(If Mumi does not, in fact, do her epic jump-dodge, Serpent stabs her and the keki anyway. Checkmate, creationists.)

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 00:27:00

Elsewhere, a person with the knowledge of the two godmodders duking it out sets off to do some research on how past battles have gone down.

Sidequest: Research
Objective: To find out more about what happens when a Godmodder fights another Godmodder.

First things first, this person would need to find out where they can get this sort of information. So they set out to do that.

Back To The Battlefield!

The guy there tries something crazy he's seen before. utilizing some crazy-high level magic, he revokes the primal aspect of Conquest's inner freedom, freezing it in place.

1/10 Charge
7/10 Weaving
8/10 Threads of

+1 to RedstoneTam15.

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 21:14:00

I shrug and load a Fat Man into my mini nuke launcher. I then stand far too close to the C-Mech and launch it at him.

Tons of radiation seeps into me, but instead of dying, I realise this is movie radiation! I feel my power surge and I release a bolt of power right at the C-Mech's face.

4/10 Space Whale (+1 from DCCCV)
3/10 Warforge
3/10 Millions of Tiny Spiders

+1 to DCCCV

Originally posted on 2017-06-24 13:45:00

Cake? 6/10
Cake?? 6/10
Cake??? 8/10


Originally posted on 2017-06-24 18:18:00