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Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Archangel Micheal ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A ![]() |
Goebbels returns to the Reich for now, leaving Heinrich Himmler on the battlefield as SS-furher and Deputy Campfuhrer of the Summer Camp.
i ascend to omega dogmodder Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:06:00 -------------------- he he
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ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() GLORIOUS LEADER ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
I watch out for Saxton Hale. 8/10 ad nihilo The Godmodder can summon so much more than a mere robotic facsimile of his likeness. 8/20 spit on the face of fiction i dont have what it takes hush hush emerald ephemeral epistaxis just let me play minecraft 8/30 the broadcast and when the stars threw down their spears and watered the earth with their tears did he smile his work to see did he who created the lamb create thee +3 to Crystalcat, [b]THE TECHNO QUEEN / KING *krakathoom* (if we can even give out +3s without being killed here)[/b] Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:50:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
Briefcase of tricks
Spoiler Alert Yup, just waiting for the doctor appointment... Doo doo doo.... This is kinda boring. Originally posted on 2017-02-18 19:14:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Tubalord ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Musique.
L'empire Ottoman: 2/3.5. Les Réformes de la France:
vive la musique Originally posted on 2017-02-19 02:11:00 |
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TrickleJest |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() [b] [color=RED]Incompetent GM [/color] [/b] ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In Me Mom's Car (Dead memes for the win) Status: N/A ![]() |
I TAKE JONDANGER23 LAWYER AND I MAKE THEM BE MY LAWYERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SUE!!!!!!!!!! JONDANGER23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JONDANGER23 IS SUED AND ATTACCKS BAD GODMOND MAN!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!!!1! Originally posted on 2017-02-19 11:54:00 -------------------- My DTG Spin-Off
[small][small][big][big]WARNING[/big][/big][/small][/small]: It's sorta based on Homestuck, albeit only a bit. It's also not held on these forums, so you might have to make an account if you wish to join, but keep in mind that I appreciate every single person who joins. |
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Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Tubalord ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
La Musique est Mort.
L'empire Ottoman: 3/3.5. Les Réformes de la France:
Originally posted on 2017-02-19 18:39:00 |
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TwinBuilder |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() An Ephemeral Emerald ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 22 Location: New York, Fiction. Status: N/A ![]() |
It seems that I forgot to introduce some Aryan entities to the field last turn Hail the Fatherland and all that jazz Nazi propaganda aside I hope you all are enjoying this game You deserve to have some fun for once in my opinion And I will give that fun to you Never forget that you deserve what is coming to you
Granted but the burrito is human sized because it was actually a human You eat it and are arrested for cannibalism You are sentenced to life in prison and die in prison because someone ate you It is cruel but just Anyway I wish for nothing in my life to go my way and for everything that ever happens to me to be terrible
Okay you do that It begins to dawn on you after five years that this might have been a waste of your time By your thirtieth year you are seriously doubting your life choices And by your seventieth you are not thinking much of anything because you have died The Godmodder feels an even greater sensation of schadenfreude
Three thousand five hundred and ninety nine damage to Mr Delet This The force of the impact rips off his protective armor revealing an impeccable suit and tie His mask splinters into pieces to reveal a bulbous orange face and a horrible mop of hair It begins to dawn on you that everything you have ever done is about to be for nothing as the Deleterious Tyrant screeches into the uncaring wind
You successfully brainwash Consummate Consumption to your side The Godmodder is impressed with your magic and tries to replicate this feat with other CHURG entities but fails miserably for whatever reason
You getting the plus one thousand three hundred thirty seven charge was not what caused the quote bad thing unquote to happen You charging excessively long charges was what caused the quote bad thing unquote to happen On a similar note the effects of the plagues you have go into affect immediately before the charges are actually deployed which means your attempt to create a seven post charge to cancel out charging sickness has turned into a seventy post charging sickness entity Your entire head turns into a pool of pink bile as a shadowy hellscape pours from your body A Juggernaut added Because you are not immune to the charging sickness your next two five post charges are also affected Your two arms turn into pink bile as even more shadow pours out of you Swirling Spectrals added You do not have permission to hack into anything on this Minecraft server and do not get me wrong this is a Minecraft server even though many beings from other universes that have literally no business existing on a Minecraft server are here I mean seriously they are not even abiding to cubic forms They do not obey the laws of physics at all and yet reality does not seem to give a flying buttress as to what their actions are
He is asleep
Of course I see now Hezetor How could I have been so blind You are now immune to the charging sickness for a limited time
Thank you period I am now able to type the phrase quote period unquote period This period period period honestly does not seem very useful period I think I will avoid using it period period
The number of charges you currently have is not the only factor towards determining charge sickness Destroyer Your USING MY HEAD sic charge does seven thousand five hundred damage to Connstant Vigilance instead as Consummate Consumption is now AG You then head to the waiting room boosting your immunity to the charging sickness The Godmodder grits his teeth in irritation
Your Banhammer is not powerful enough to ban anyone unless they are at critical health With that said you deal H and O damage to Inigo Montoya
You have made a terrible mistake Your entire body bursts with pink bile as a truly menacing being sprouts forth from the inky abyss The Doctor appears
The Godmodder was expecting a giraffe not whatever that monstrosity is 1 damage
The Godmodder enjoys the sensation of being eaten immensely You are so creeped out by this that you are defenseless as he literally punches his way out of your stomach You die of blood loss
The Godmodder is now confused Next attack against him is guaranteed to do something Destroyer now has increased immunity to the charging sickness
But to do that you have to become an Alpha Dogmodder first and then you have to kill an Alpha Plus Dogmodder and then you have to kill a Beta Dogmodder and then you have to kill a Beta Plus Dogmodder and then you have to kill a Gamma Dogmodder and then you have to kill a Gamma Plus Dogmodder and then you have to kill a Delta Dogmodder and then you have to kill an Omega Dogmodder Sorry kid them is the rules Why are these rules so complicated and obtuse I hear you asking Well the reason is very simple Life is pain
You watch Saxton Hale intensely He gets angered at you watching him and punches you
I agree wholeheartedly
I disagree wholeheartedly
The Godmodder does not see a Bad Godmond Man on the field
hr Constant Vigilance fires a pink beam at the Supreme Overlord doing four thousand damage XVIII The Moon gets a little closer to the ground Everyone feels a pang of existential dread Inigo Montoya slices at the SS Wave doing four thousand damage A Juggernaut barrels clean through Deleterious Tyrant doing ten thousand damage The Swirling Spectrals turn into quote kek sneks unquote They slither around the field at mach speed biting and poisoning Saxton Hale before he can react This deals five thousand damage to him The Doctor heals Constant Vigilance for four thousand HP and gains eight percent to Ubercharge The poison does five thousand damage to Saxton Hale so he neck snaps the Swirling Spectrals doing five thousand damage to them both The Supreme Overlord does five thousand damage to the Deleterious Tyrant and a further two thousand to XVIII The Moon Totally Legit Summer Camp and SS Wave go forth heiling their infallible leader andd ealing nein thousand damage to The Doctor Consummate Consumption uses Refinery launching itself at A Juggernaut The attack deals ten thousand and heals Consummate Consumption for ten thousand HP This becomes an overheal The Deleterious Tyrant fires the SS Wave dealing six thousand damage The Godmodder chucks a swarm of hammers at A Juggernaut doing eight thousand damage And the battle continues Constant Vigilance CHURG HP twenty one thousand five hundred out of twenty five thousand Optical Illusion one out of two XVIII The Moon CHURG HP thirty four thousand out of thirty six thousand Eclipse one out of four Inigo Montoya CHURG HP ELL out of HELLO Prepare to Die one out of five A Juggernaut CHURG HP eighty two thousand out of one hundred thousand I Am zero out of five The Juggernaut zero out of five Bitch zero out of five Swirling Spectrals CHURG HP ten thousand out of fifteen thousand xtwo Suckers zero out of three The Doctor CHURG HP thirty one thousand out of forty thousand Ubercharge eight percent Saxton Hale N HP thirty thousand out of forty thousand Enraged so you had better watch out Poisoned for three turns Supreme Overlord AG HP forty five thousand out of forty five thousand Pricey Attack one thousand and two out of five thousand eighty two Totally Legit Summer Camp AG HP ten thousand out of ten thousand SS Wave AG HP six thousand of sixteen thousand Consummate Consumption CHURAG HP twenty five thousand out of fifteen thousand Refinery zero out of one Deleterious Tyrant PG HP fifty five thousand out of seventy thousand Build A Wall zero out of three Odd God zero out of three Godmodder GM: HP: Originally posted on 2017-02-19 20:48:00 |
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Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Archangel Micheal ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A ![]() |
I inform the deleterious tyrant of his victory one reality over in teh opalchemyland
Originally posted on 2017-02-19 21:50:00 -------------------- he he
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() some guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
i play a tuba loudly
this distracts the godmodder i proceed to use my foot to strike him in the groin region Originally posted on 2017-02-19 21:57:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Archangel Micheal ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A ![]() |
i seek mr eaten's name
5+ consumer Originally posted on 2017-02-20 02:53:00 -------------------- he he
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Nomble |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:52 PM
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![]() Tubalord ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
L'empire Ottoman: 4/3.5.
L'empire Ottoman est arrivé. HP: Infini. Attaque: Infini. Tout personne qui se demande on lui repond: "C'est ca la vie." Nous avons: Anatolie. Les Réformes de la France:
Originally posted on 2017-02-20 06:28:00 |
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Featherfall |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
The Godmodder's HP bar rotates 180 degrees, making it this.
HP: 001/16 Originally posted on 2017-02-20 08:55:00 -------------------- This signature is a 3/3 green Elk creature with no abilities.
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
i ask for more clear and or complete rules of charging.
i then look at that walkthrough consumer found, but only after noting its captchaloug code and making 99999 copys. 1/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. Originally posted on 2017-02-20 10:39:00 |
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ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() GLORIOUS LEADER ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
I realise that XVIII The Moon is crashing into the earth to activate a charge named Eclipse, whilst I am summoning an Eclipse themed entity. There can only be one. I quickly blast The Moon back into XIX The Sun. They are burned to death by XIX The Sun having a weak user.
I don't order Consummate Consumption just yet. 9/10 gm-mech mk. Ω Oh, so much more. 9/20 placebomancer's gambit (I don't even know what to do with this charge) don't you feel something great in the air? 9/30 malia ngo is probably the devil tyger tyger burning bright in the forests of the night what immortal hand or eye can create thy fearful symmetry +3 to Battlefury Originally posted on 2017-02-20 11:02:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
Briefcase of tricks
Spoiler Alert While I'm in the waiting room I stop and have a drink of special anti-charging-sickness water. Gotta stay sanitary, and that's one of the best ways. Good thing these hospitals are sanitary. Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:11:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() GLORIOUS LEADER ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
I turn XVIII The Moon into floating cheese, and feed it to itself.
Oblivion Incarnate: It's up. thatz right. de mech. iz doing. de drop. itz coming out of a massive summouning sirsle, itz taking un step, and walking. de mech is here. what iz de mek. de mek looks like de bad godmod man, but it is cool and new. sdhould i tell you all about de mech? de mech is fifthy hundred et eight tens two metres tall. itz very tall. itz VERY, VERY, TALL. itz te tallest. itz taller than u. taller than u silly fec. de mech has one bigg robot arm, and one arm with a glove with a lower case omega on it. this mek was created by my godmodding powers, mixed with the power of the wayback machine, mixed with oblivion and the power of the read dragun. I call it, oblivion [an image may go here maybe] oblivion The Read Dragun UNDECIDED ten percent power Guntoter one out of three Aspects of Literature one out of five oblivion The Godarm: Use the amount of charge gathered to create a temporary passive. This can be used at Zero Turns of charge, but it won't be very powerful. This takes up Oblivion Incarnate's action. Greater Than Zero Less Than [<0>]: 3 charges / ammo. Gains a singular charge / ammo per turn after emptying out on total charge / ammo, until maxing back out. Use as many bars as needed, to enhance this Oblivion Incarnate's action, and make it cause strange and somewhat chaotic effects. The more charges used at once, the stronger the effect is. If all three charges are used at once, deal massive damage to Oblivion Incarnate and give both Oblivion Incarnate and the target Burning for three turns. The Read Dragun is slightly different. It's invulnerable, and will go away, without interference by someone, when Oblivion dies. The Read Dragun is mostly idle until it gathers above 50% power, at which point, it can start influencing the battle. It begins with minor but screwy effects, and gets to stronger and stronger effects, though those effects aren't particularly strong until it reaches 100% power. If it somehow gets past 100% power, the Read Dragun will permanently break free, and join a rough equivalent of Hostile, before murdering everyone that breathes and doesn't breathe. The Read Dragun gains 10% power per turn. It can use specials, even below 50% power. Guntoter: Summons a Gun. Guns are artifacts that increase the wielder's power, but negatively effect their sanity, making them more likely to assault their teammates. Aspects of Literature: Summons an Aspect named after a novel. Aspects are powerful and hard to control entities, that attempt to scorch the Narrative and world itself. What this means is up to you. Most definitely feel free to buff / nerf this! I probably went way too far for a 10 post charge! Consummate Consumption: Refinery on The Doctor. Oblivion: Aggrieve XVIII The Moon. The Read Dragun: Idle. 10/10: Oblivion Incarnate. COMPLETE. He can summon oblivion incarnate. 10/20 placebomancer's gambit (I don't even know what to do with this charge) don't you feel something great in the air? 10/30 malia ngo is probably the devil tyger tyger burning bright in the forests of the night what immortal hand or eye can create thy fearful symmetry 1/50 cast thyself from heaven $null +3 to Battlefury Originally posted on 2017-02-20 18:33:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
Briefcase of tricks
Spoiler Alert I continue sitting in the waiting room. Hopefully the Doctor will see me soon. Originally posted on 2017-02-20 19:17:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() Wandering Goddess ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
The Deleterious Tyrant is attacked by a generic attack.
Originally posted on 2017-02-20 21:07:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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![]() Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Hmm... another DTG thread to be semi active in! I join
Typeos: 1/20 Spellcheck for JOE: 1/(max charge limit)... oh wait there isn't one. 1/25 Originally posted on 2017-02-20 21:17:00 |
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GUEST_USER |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:53 PM
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I perform the Kazotsky Kick atop the Godmodder's head. This causes a crowd to gather, who boos my horrible performance! The crowd throws produce at me, with some of it winding up aimed at the Godmodder.
Originally posted on 2017-02-20 21:33:00 |
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