Emerald moves 5 spaces East and shoots his Chloe with the healing power of Frostbites (5-7) healing splash.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 21:27:00

I peek out and take a potshot at the skelebob again if I can.

Edit: sorry Dave, can't do that. Let's shoot the zombie that I can actually hit.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:46:00

After winning the slap fight due to Joes lack of hands, I move one block SW, two NW, three W up the stairs, one NE, before firing my railgun at eater of code 2

Originally posted on 2017-04-26 17:33:00

"Hey, chill out!" -Mei's response to the slap fight.
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Mei moves into the building, and moves up to the second stair up from the ground floor. She peeks around to the back of the stairway, where Zomble C is. "Hi." She then blasts the Zomble with an icy cold blast from her weapon.

Originally posted on 2017-04-27 01:07:00

Orothec moves NE 1 time, SW 1 time, NW 1 time, and attacks Zomble 1 (Enemy C)

Originally posted on 2017-04-27 13:16:00

Chloe charges 10 spaces East, then one space Southeast, then one space South. Of course, she's using the "sprint" command, or whatever the formal name is.

Originally posted on 2017-04-27 15:56:00

I move 7 spaces west.

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 00:16:00

Alright, let's go, and hopefully remember to render the grid under the map. I did kinda have to rush this update at the end, so some things might be odd. But first, the important stuff. Lawrence 'wins' the slap fight due to having higher DEX. In his moment of triumph, he gets a brief bit of inspiration and gains 2 EP. As a consolation prize, Joebob gains 1 EP.

Joebob moves up and fires his chair cannon at Eater of Code B. It's a rather awkward shot, but the enemy is just barely not in cover. So... range = 12.74 blocks, 70% base accuracy, +0% from range, *1.15 from dex = 80.5% hit chance, which lands, dealing 13 Shadow Damage and dropping some chairs around the place. None hit though.

Emerald... uh... I'm assuming you meant 5 spaces west, because if you went 5 spaces east, you'd throw yourself off the map. Your shot is at 7.3 meters, so it's a 75% hit chance. But it misses because I rolled a 91. So, now we go to scatter. Max scatter = 9 * 0.85 = 7.65.

X = -2.47
Y = 2.72
Z = -2.23

Well, wadda know, it hits anyway, restoring 7 HP to her, which brings her to exactly full. It also restores (irrelevant) hp to Paydaar.

Widowmaker is temporarily taken over by a rouge AI and shoots the Zomble instead of the Skelebob. ... You know, if we still used the old system of ranged attacks, this would be an absolutely rediculus shot. But with this system, you actually have a chance. It's at a range of 7.56 blocks, so...

40% base, -15% from range, +50% from passive, *0.4 from high cover, *1.4 from DEX = 42% hit chance, which... rolls a 28 and hits. Congradulations. No crit though.

16 base, +3 from dex = 19 damage. Even without a crit, that's still a pretty big hit.

I'm assuming Lawrence wanted to move into cover near the balcony, so I altered the move a little to do that. The shot is at a range of 12.6 blocks.

65% base, +0% from range, +10% from charge, *1.3 from DEX = 97.5% hit chance, and I rolled a 77, so you hit the monster right in the kisser for 12 base, +6 from charge, +1 from dex = 19 damage. This Eater of Code is going down faster than I thought it would.

Mei calls off the slap fight and reveals herself to be absolutely incredible at acrobatics.

"Oh, greetings upsidedown person. You know, I'm just two days away from retirement at Zombie Academy, so I was hoping this encounter wouldn't be too dang- aakhhhablll!!!"

You shut him up with a blast of frost. 90% base accuracy, +10 from DEX, -10% from enemy reflex = 90%, which hits with a 55 roll, dealing 12 damage and chilling. Though, I don't think this Zomble will be alive long enough for that to matter. You know, technically this move is illegal (as you don't have LOS), but that image is just so funny that I had to allow it.

Orothec ninja drops down on Zomble C before slashing it to ribbons. Also, I just realized the STR bonus + Ircucvci combo, and... oh Arceus no, that's so powerful. So... uh... 4/3 = +1 damage per attack. Sure. We'll go with that.

70% base, -10% from enemy reflex, +25% from dex = 85% hit chance total, which is... 3 hits, but no crits. I don't think I even have to calculate the damage. That Zomble is very, very ded. It only had 9 HP before getting slashed up.

Chloe runs 10 spaces east and falls off the map. Well, not quite. Sure, you can swap east and west.

This might be the first time we've ever had everyone post. Wooo. Paydaar moves 7 spaces west so that he doesn't get dazed. However, this puts you in the same square as Emerald. This would trigger another slap fight, but sadly Emerald is a 2D sprite that I cannot pose.

Whoop-de-do! It's Gail's turn! She climbs up the side of the map and then scampers up the side of the building.

Enemy turn time!

Skelebob 1 shoots Joe in the face for standing directly in front of it. So, 65% accuracy, and it misses. Good for it.

X = -3.63
Y = -0.856
Z = -3.88

It still hits Joe in the arm, though. So it deals 10 * 1.1 = 11 damage.

The first Eater of Code complains at being attacked, claiming victimhood. It moves 2 north west, then north west + down. All the complaining manifests as an attack, and it shoots at Joebob at a range of 12.7 meters, so it's an 80% hit chance, which hits with a 10 roll, dealing 11 damage and inflicting poison and glitch. Also, wait a minute... Joe is supposed to have a lot more max HP. Let me fix that.

Zomble 1 is busy being dead.

Eater of Code 2 rises from the ground and flies over the void. Hey, come on. I was just going to implement the grid, and now you're breaking it already! Anyway, it shoots at the most vulnerable target, which is Paydaar with his -1 AC. It's an 80% hit chance and hits. But... REROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL JEEEEEENNNNNKIIIINNNNSSS!!!

“...”

So yeah, Gail rerolls it because there hasn't been anything else good to reroll. But it still hits, dealing 8 + 1 = 9 damage, and inflicting the usual suspects of status effects.

Zomble 2 moves forward. How exciting.

Skelebob 2 moves forward and becomes the first Skelebob in the history of... 2 levels, to ever use CLICK! So, its next shot will hurt more, if it hits.

The back two columns of blocks dissolve off into nothingness. And because you guys are just mowing through this, I need to put some pressure on you. More blocks are going to get destroyed soon.

Regen happens for everybody, but no new mobs spawn. [BaneVoice]That comes later.[/BaneVoice] You guys also notice MOAR GRIDS! I'm going to update the tile numbers as the map changes.




Mei (Darkside)
40/40 HP, 56/135 EP.
8 Dirt

Orothec (Urus)
28/42 HP, 24/100 EP
6 Dirt

Widowmaker Clone #13901 (PionoPlayer)
45/45 HP, 30/100 EP.
3 Dirt

Chloe Elem (IreCreeper)
40/40 HP, 47/120 EP.
4 Dirt

Pilot Lawrence (Helldiver)
42/42 HP, 32/100 EP.
5 Dirt

JoeBob (... Uh... Joebob, duh.)
37/62 HP, 30/118 EP.
1 Dirt
Stored Elements: Shadow
Poison (5) for 1 turn, Glitch for 1 turn

Paydaar (RedstoneTam)
31/42 HP, 12/105 EP
8 Dirt
Poison (5) for 1 turn, Glitch for 1 turn

Emerald (Emerald_Mann)
50/50 HP, 44/183 EP
10 Dirt (retroactively gifted)
Favored Spell: Unassigned

Gail (NPC)
5/5 HP, X/X EP

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Originally posted on 2017-04-28 00:50:00

Orothec moves to J9 and repeatedly stabs the Zomble. He also puts a dirt block directly above his head and then one directly above the Zomble's head.

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 01:01:00

I move to 8o, place a dirt and a plank to block flying bug attacks, and fire the chair cannon continual at zombie E.

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 11:07:00

I step into the building and shoot Ortheruc or however you spell that for healing

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 11:20:00

I move one spot SW and 3 S, before charging the railcannon

Originally posted on 2017-04-28 17:36:00

Paydaar goes 5 West and 2 North.

Originally posted on 2017-04-30 05:45:00

Before JOE moves, Chloe blasts him with a bit of healing with her Divine Grace spell.

Originally posted on 2017-05-04 18:24:00

Let's see how much we can update.

"I'm not trapped in here with you... YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"

Orothec runs up to the zomble and shanks it over and over again. Well, three times, specifically. 70% base accuracy, -10% from enemy reflex, +25% from dex = 85%, which means you hit twice, of which neither crits.

7 + 8 base, +2 from STR = 17 damage.

“That... was unlucky.”

Gail rerolls the hit that missed, so now it hits, dealing an additional 9 damage. This one also fails to crit because I rolled a 13.01 when you needed a 13 or better.

Joebob waits for Chloe to heal 'em up. It's at a range of 3.76 blocks, so 85% accuracy, which easily lands, restoring 11 HP and 5 EP. I also rolled the best roll I have ever made, rolling a 0.5 for the status heal. So, it heals... the poison. Lucky you.

Joe then moves up to 8O, and shoots a chair cannon blast at the Zomble. ... That... Orothec is behind. Whoops.

Either way, it's at a range of 5.88 blocks, so 70% base, +5% from range, *1.15 from dex = 86.75%, which hits. But it doesn't hit the zomble. It hits Orothec in the back, dealing 13 + 1 = 14 Shadow damage, which means both Joe and Orothec take 7 damage. None of the chairs hit anything though. ... But it does ruin a move I wanted to have one of the Skelebobs take..

To make up for the damage taken, Emerald moves up and shoots a bolt of healing water at Orothec. Range = 9.92 blocks, so 60% base, +15% from range = 75% hit chance, which lands, restoring 6 HP to Orothec and dealing 7 damage to the zomble. You now have enough EP to magi-murder something.

Lawrence switches to hiding behind the other pillar and charges up.

Paydaar moves up. ... And that's it!

Gail takes a deep breath, readying herself for something.

“I... I should go...”

She climbs around the side of the building until she's near Lawrence, then she jumps off towards the west. It looks like she's going for the command block. She can reach it next turn if you distract the ranged units.

With that done, it's time for the enemy turn!

Skelebob 1 shoots the next person who wandered into its line of sight, which is Paydaar. It shoots in such a way that it technically counts as being from farther than 10 blocks away, so 80% hit chance, which lands, dealing 10 + 1 = 11 damage.

The first Eater of Code moves south 3, southwest 1 to then shoot at Joebob because he's the most vulnerable to poison with his high max HP. IE: He takes 3 damage per turn instead of 2. It's an 80% hit chance, which hits, dealing 9 damage and inflicting the usual suspects of status effects. ... NO! NO! NOT THE MEMES! NOT THE MEMES!!!!

With the first zomble dead, the second Eater of Code moves south 6 and joins in the volley of memes by shooting at Emerald. 80% hit chance, which lands for
11 damage.

Rather trapped, Zomble 2 slaps Orothec in the face, which has a 70% hit chance, and deals 16 base, *1.1, +1 = 18 damage. Ow. Its earlier escape route now blocked by chairs, (GERDDANGITIRE!) it moves backwards (west 4, north west 1).

Finally, in an effort to be fair and spread out the damage, Skelebob 2 climbs up on top of the chair and lines up a shot at Emerald.

65% base, +15% from range, -10% from click = 70%, which hits with a roll of 41. And... it rolls max damage, dealing 11 base, +9 from click = 20 damage. Opfh.

Well... this turn did not end well for you guys. A lot of people are badly hurt. Regen happens, for those of you who aren't poisoned, anyway. Because I do this all the time, I'm going to start listing HP and EP regen in the player registry. Should make things quicker for me. I've also added some bubble effects to show who is poisoned.




Mei (Darkside)
40/40 HP, 70/135 EP.
8 Dirt
+5 HP/t, +14 EP/t

Orothec (Urus)
12/42 HP, 45/100 EP
4 Dirt
+2 HP/t, +3 EP/t

Widowmaker Clone #13901 (PionoPlayer)
45/45 HP, 34/100 EP.
3 Dirt
+2 HP/t, +4 EP/t

Chloe Elem (IreCreeper)
40/40 HP, 57/120 EP.
4 Dirt
+5 HP/t, +10 EP/t

Pilot Lawrence (Helldiver)
42/42 HP, 35/100 EP.
5 Dirt
Railgun Charged
+4 HP/t, +3 EP/t

JoeBob (... Uh... Joebob, duh.)
29/62 HP, 54/118 EP.
Stored Elements: Shadow
Glitch for 1 turn, Poison(5) for 1 turn
+4 HP/t, +7 EP/t

Paydaar (RedstoneTam)
18/42 HP, 18/105 EP
8 Dirt
+5 HP/t, +6 EP/t

Emerald (Emerald_Mann)
17/50 HP, 79/183 EP
10 Dirt
Favored Spell: Unassigned
Poison (5) for 1 turn, Glitch for 1 turn
+2 HP/t, +9 EP/t

Gail (NPC)
5/5 HP, X/X EP

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Edit: There are two more services I can offer. First, feel free to ask me what the distance is between you and any other point, and I'll tell it to you. Second, you can also choose to 'focus' on a target. This means I'll set it up so that Blender automatically draws a line between you and that target, so you always know if you have LoS.

Originally posted on 2017-05-06 20:24:00

I choose to not magi-murder something yet, and instead shoot JOE with the healing explosive

Originally posted on 2017-05-06 20:36:00

I chose 6H and use elemental blast: light on eater of code P.

Originally posted on 2017-05-06 21:20:00

I fire the plasma railgun at the best shot on a ranged enemy

Originally posted on 2017-05-07 14:05:00

Paydaar moves 4 west and 1 south.

Originally posted on 2017-05-08 02:42:00

Orothec moves to E9 and attacks the Zomble. He then retreats to H9 and places another dirt block over his head.

Originally posted on 2017-05-11 05:21:00