QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494607554))

mastery: 30% energy: 40/60 Attempt to augument action with, otherwise I create 4 portals for thomas. explosive personality 16/16 +5 simu +1 varient +1 varient (thanks yo) Using because of basic selfpreservation. I attempt to give thomas an additional respawn or two. as well, I note something I discovered after thinking there was something off with my HP. Spoiler Alert mastery: 25% energy: 31/50150 Treshold reached! I add the ability to convert energy into damage around as efficiently as portals block it, and increase maximum energy to... lets say 6 times the current %? its unlikely I would hold it much longer, and it lets me save up if I need to. rounds till [REDACTED]: -1! treshold reached, upgrades made! I don't do anything with energy theta 5/10ish +2 simu find the limits of power 9/9 using/combining +1 from consumer new: A 1/20 +2 consumer I inform marron that I have to stop +ing them for a round, but will resume as normal on the next one. this information just pops into their head. as compensation and also because I can't use it right now, the ham knife floats to them and, if they accept, transfers ownership. so I have a 11 and 20 to use... wait, looks like its partly ok. revised: 6 turn charge, damage boost special. can be attacked to uncharge it at a rate of 6,000 HP per uncharge, when full extra generation protects me from damage. obviously charges at one per turn. the 11, combined with 'find the limits of power' for simplicitys sake (making it a multiple of 5(also because find the limits of power was gonna be a personal upgrade which I’ve decided not to do in the future)), boosts my health by, I think it was four for a 20? it looks like either the charge was wasted, or increasing player MHP is more expensive then I thought. if the charge was wasted/ignored, then I attempt to recover it to increase the upgrade to thomas to enough to give him another 2 respawns. if I cannot preform the above upgrade then I guess make solar adrenaline able to boost healing actions or something, I don't know. a cold wind 6/30 New: the winter sliver 1/ungun +2 Varient. [waits to discover whether I respawned last round or not] Thomas will start a smash on the AS swarm of puppet rats, work on it for 1 action, and then use it with his second, killing at least 3 of them if i recall smash formula. goop snake will attack puppetblight gannon. I Continues down road in sidequest. I also decide the weather has been the same for a while and should be something else now. first, I ask billions of people to help me, and they all refuse with some impossible statement, like "When pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over", except the devil, who says he can't help me freeze things, hes the devil. fireeee. I gather fragments of ice that litter the ground from distant past, spinning them in an orb, and compress them, smaller and smaller, before calling the Devil, asking him to come, and using the ice to freeze Hell while he's distracted. since hell has frozen over, the devil is now ice-aspected as well, which means he can help with my plan.  I decide to summon the inverted flame orb, before i notice something... [small]rrrrrmmmmble[/small] A sound? RRrrummmmble its getting closer? RRRrrruuuummmble. a rumbling? GRRRRRMMMBLLLLEE it turns out its a crowd of people, all of whom said they would help me when hell freezes over. they, having had their condition met, are forced to come help me, by magic. I stop them for a moment, then conjure a pig with wings, which starts flying around. theres another sequence of sounds like above, and a crowd of people who said when pigs fly also come. with the combined help of billions of people, I manage to squish the metaphysical representation of the current weather to the height of a single pixel, which quickly gets a girlfriend and runs. billions of people are pretty heavy, yo. after removing the pile of people from Dopspace, I convert their matter into energy, which I use to push as much heat as possible out of a single point. with liberal application of astral energy, I succeed in lowering a single point to 0 degree kelvin, which I immediately use to push All the heat out of several surrounding atoms, using to desendancy to make a not-just-wrong idea work. having done so, I then start cooling down the battlefield because if its 0 degrees and getting to 0 is impossible and/or takes infinite energy, it must be impossible to heat up from 0. yep. anyway, all heat energy in the battlefield until the air and surroundings reach -10 degrees Celsius is pushed into the unchangeable atoms, cooling the battlefield. I then gather all the coldness, somehow, into a single orb, which the devil helps amplify, and teleport the 0-kelvin atoms to the center of the orb. I then build a machine around this orb, which applys a random coldness-based debuff, typically chilled, to all AS for one round, each round. if to stronk, just 3 AS entitys, 2 AS, etc. [if too weak, add some buff for PS entitys or something] EDIT: why did it say freeze heaven before? i have no idea. fixed.

Action augmented, health is just more expensive than you thought.
You grant Thomas a single extra respawn.

Well, there goes all those magic music notes. They'll probably begin decaying soon since nobody seems to want to use the suckers.
And get out of my dopspace! SHOO! You make out a strangely familiar figure coming at you with a hammer right as he knocks you and the mass of people out of the dop. Well that was weird. You get around to changing the weather still though, there's work to do!
Weather changed to Frozen. It will inflict Chilled on all AS entities every round. In fact, they have chilled applied right now!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1494628665))

I slap Judgement with a giant foam hand. super mario 128: 7/12 Land: 3/30 +1 to DCCCV, +1 to Redstone

You get the foam finger caught in its eye, dealing 4000 damage!

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494631738))

15/15 other (+3 Joe) Expending There are very few certainties in this universe, and even fewer in that of DTG or the simulation of it. Death is one of the only ones, or perhaps even the only one, that has been able to transfer into this world. According to most sources, anyway. But then there is the other. The one that many forget. I’m sure you know what I’m referring to. Gimmicks. Nah, it’s taxes. Tax Man: HP: 40k/40k, ATK: --- Passives: Progressive Rate: When attacking, has 500 attack per charge expended to summon (before upgrades) the target (or, if targeting a vulnerable player, per charge expended on whatever made them vulnerable). Deductible: Cannot attack anything on which 10 or less charge has been expended (instant summons, such as those summoned or brainwashed by the simumodder or created through repeating instant summon effects, would fall into this category). Estate Tax: In the event that this manages to kill something, it adds 10% of the victim’s max HP (or equivalent for something with player HP) to its max HP. “Actives”: Capital Gains: Can be activated any turn after being prepared. If activated, Tax Man accumulates 10% of all charges deployed in that turn and stores them for later use. 10 turn cooldown. Use Charges: Tax Man can use stored charges to either attack or upgrade attributes of itself, such as granting more max HP (though, due to how it is determined, not attack) or a better name for this ability. Because there’s no way this isn’t being rebalanced (read: nerfed) to hell and back, the Tax Man decides to take Azurewrath along for the ride. And by ride, I of course mean sleigh ride (since Joe decided to freeze hell, though that failing wouldn’t make this image any less amusing), though by sleigh I sadly mean Azurewrath. Meanwhile, Beta’s sponsor decides to get in on the nerfing fun, and drops a Nerf gun on one of the AS swarms of puppet rats. It bounces off the head of one with approximately the force of a bullet (since it did fall from SPACE!!!!! and all), which presses in the trigger and causes it to open fire on the rest of the swarm. Then, when Azurewrath and the Tax Man return, the Pseudo-Player proceeds to give Azurewrath a good walloping with the Dipole, before wondering why the word “walloping” was used to describe it. SIDEQUEST Beta, having dispatched one zombie, turns to face the other. He takes his knife and, rather than just stabbing the zombie again, throws it at the zombie. The knife flies through the air, and hits! ...the area two feet to the right of the zombie’s head. Which is just air. So it doesn’t really hit anything. Beta sighs, takes out another knife and throws it, this time managing to throw it two feet to the left of the zombie’s head. The two throws average out, and the zombie suddenly finds itself with a knife wound in its head. +1 Joe/Abeneutmal 16/20 something (+1 Joe) 6/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+5 Ire/Joe/Abe)

Unfortunately nobody here owns any land, so Estate Tax is removed. Other than that it looks okay.
You apply the nerf batgun to the puppet rats, lowering the health of one of their number to a more appropriate 4000.

Perfect math. That's exactly how it works 100%. Zombie dispatched.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494635566))

Post 1 Starter: 5/5 I'm standing in the ruins of the burning bamboo shop, still on fire. Apparently, I was overzealous or something. I err, fire all my flaming aura at Judgement, leaving my regular self standing in the burnt-out bamboo shop. After striking Judgement, the fire forms into a bird, a Phoenix to be exact. The Phoenix is an ranged Airborne creature, and will attack Judgement. ((how do I calculate hp for a ranged creature? is it just normal?)) A little investment 5/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 ) +2 to 1412 ((Also, Pionoplayer, could you please keep track of who is on who's side?))

I'll see about drawing up a leaderboard.

You summon the phoenix! 20000 health and 2000 attack, as well as ranged.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494636151))

o---Chages--- Return: 6 / 30 (+2, 1412) A New Weapon: 2 / 20 +2 to 1412 Current Summons Marron pockets the +2 from 1412. Then, in the most tsundere way possible... tc: H-Hey, Numberperson! tc: ...I just realized that I won't be getting many more of these, and I was wondering if you'd like to make a little "trade agreement" of sorts? tc: ...And not because I like you or anything! Seriously! tc: No tsundere here, god gorillaing damn it! She sets down a +2 for him, awaiting another one in exchange. To kill time while awaiting a response, she plays a bit of a game. She stitches together a voodoo doll for Azurewrath, and tapes it to a rotating target, with rotational manpower provided by Ette. She then conjures a couple of thickened needles, which really resemble daggers more than anything. Wrapping their bases in a bit of cloth, she makes makeshift throwing knives. Ette begins to turn a crank, causing the target to rotate. Marron takes aim, and sends a knife spinning through the air. It promptly misses Azurewrath's doll by a foot. Five more knives sail through the air, each one missing their mark. Marron eventually gets pissed, and just ends up lighting the wooden target on fire. Azurewrath suddenly finds that he's on fire. Fire-based pain ensues. Now, for a bit of "faction damage balancing", Puppetblight Ganon will use Death's Scythe on Thomas for that sick, sick 36,000 damage. The Puppet Guardian will blast off Judgement's big judgy face. tc: Hey, AS-people. [small][small]tc: I'd call you "faction name's" but that'd sound wrong if I forgot the " ' ".[/small][/small] tc: If you toss me enough +1's... maybe I'll give you all a gift. tc: Maybe I could be convinced to actually take a side again.

8000 fire based pain damage to Azurewrath.
Entities ordered, bribery offer issued.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1494636828))

9/20 Bronze Armor (+2 from 1412) 2/30 Vengance +1 1412, +1 to Ire Assuming I can... KEWL SORD SparkedTheorem: D: Another sword floats down... Illumina: "Mark" the target, dealing a complimentary 500-1000 damage on your next attack on the enemy depending on how powerful Piono wants it to be. SparkedTheorem picks this up. Azurewrath slices up a Shadow Tendril. SparkedTheorem assists, attempting to go for the big guy. If not possible, he uses Illumina to bisect a Tendril.

Illumina summoned... whoa it actually worked and the Simumodder didn't hijack it or anything. You have to attack a marked target with Illumina to get the boost though. You CAN attack with both of your artifacts at once.

Entity ordered, big guy smacked for 3000 damage.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494725087))

Post 2 I give the Simumodder a bowling ball made of Antineutronium. Please don't ask me: Who made this What made this Where I obtained the Antineutronium Where can you obtain Antineutronium When I obtained the Antineutronium How I obtained the Antineutronium How I am this close to the Simumodder to give him a bowling ball of Antineutronium How I haven't annihilated myself with it How I can pick up a bowling ball of Antineutronium, the densest antimatter that exists that theoretically exists Why I even have a bowling ball of Antineutronium Whether Antineutronium even is a thing Whether regular Neutronium even is a thing Whether you can even play Bowling with an Antineutronium Bowling Ball Whether the annihalation radius goes beyond the Simumodder Afterwards, I say to Marron: "A gift, you say? I'll give you the benefit of my doubt."  Charges A little investment 5/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 ) Elemental 1/25 +2 to Irecreeper

The Simumodder takes your bowling ball, and through the same magical properties you used to hold it before,goes bowling, with you as the pins! I think he got a strike but the sudden explosion obscures the bowling lane. Did he knock them all down?

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494744553))

Beta's sponsor sadly can't do much with this post, and so does nothing. This isn't much consolation to the AS swarms of puppet rats, one of the strongest among which finds itself flattened in an unrelated incident involving a piano. Beta, feeling similarly uncreative, forgoes stabbing the zombie in favor of kicking it in the shins. +1 Joe/Abeneutmal 17/20 something 7/30 A Snowball’s Chance

6000 damage to another one of the puppet rat swarms.

Kick a man while he's down, would ya?

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494801047))

Snaaaaaake! it's a snaaaaake... Oh actually it's a liquid snake. Not that Liquid Snake, a snake made of liquid. Well in any case I run to the nearest convenience store and buy a few bags of ice. I bury the snake in said ice, immobilizing it and causing it to freeze. somehow, this turns it into a Solid Snake. This Snake is then shot. In the head. By me. With bullets. Fired from a gun. I turn to Marron. "well... part of me isn't entirely sure that by "take a side again" you don't mean "this is a ploy to get lots of charge and use it against the AS in a dramatic manner, and using the momentum to ride back to the PS side, land of Free +s and POWER", but the other part is curious. Well, then the first part repeats itself a bit more intensely and the second part loses a bit of its resolve but continues anyway. Not sure where I'm going with this, but..." +1 Marron, +1 redstone The Fallen: 13/60 (13/30 from me, 0/30) +2 from DCCTV Temporal shenanigans: 13/20 (+2 from Marron and +1 from Redstone) By the way if anyone wants to help me out with a 30 charge I'd appreciate it.

Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Goop snake killed.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494801412))

31% 0/62 a cold wind 7/30 New: the winter sliver 2/ungun +2 Varient I continue in SIDEQUEST if possible. meanwhile, on the battlefield, I notice that puppetblight gannon looks kind of confused. wait, no he doesn't. but he will soon. I go on a short adventure to get his taglock and a voodoo poppet, then take a course in precognition at a random school, learning exactly what to do to cause the following effect: puppetblight gannon thinking hes some normal guy and going about his day despite all evidence to the contrary. apparently, I have to dodge-roll into a wall until I take 1/2 a heart of damage, then grab a piece of cobblestone, craft it into small stones, throw them into the air, then do a backflip and catch all of them in my mouth, trade a villager 5 diamonds for an emerald, spit the stones at him hard enough to knock him onconcious, stuff his body in a box, banish it to the dark ages, teleport to an alternate earth in 2016, sign up for math class, do my research paper without visiting the classroom, then come on the last day. Inspiration This whole thing, I wrote from memory. on the way there, I hear a scream that sounds suspiciously like an alternate me I created once so it could contest for a spot on a list. I enter, and note the rooms inhabitants: a fat aisian guy, a white female with blond hair, and a white guy with a beard. theres four desks, one empty for me, and a white box in the middle of the room. UnknownTeacher: Welcome. as I walk to my seat, the box thumps, and I stop. the teacher says "Ignore it; _____________ It will end." I continue to my seat and sit down. they begin with a short summery of simple math. UT:Now. our first question. 1 + 1. my hand goes up quickly with a bored look on my face, and she says "yes?" JoeBob:  2. UT: incorrect. the bearded boys hand shoots up UT:Yes? BeardedSimon:Multiculturalism. UT: well done simon. he drops his hand to the desk, smiling. UT: Next question. what is three Times Three. I slowly raise my hand. UT: yes? JB: Nine? UT:Wrong. The girls hand shoots up. UT: yes penelope? (pronounced pen- ehL- oh-Pee) PronouncedPenelope: Gender equality! UT: very good, penelope. Now this is decidedly odd. I speak up. JB: Is this a Joke?! PP: do you thing Gender Equality is a Joke?! JB: noo, but isn't this a maths class? PP: *Gasp* BS: Don't be so racist! JB: I just asked a question. PP:[angrily] We don't Ask questions! PP: *pause* Questions are offensive. RidiculousSunshine: Yeah(combination of ... and !) UT: now, students, I trust you've all completed your research assignments? *theres a flurry of movement as PP takes an (seemingly?) empty binder from he desk, RD straitens a sheet, BS takes out a mostly empty binder, and I take out a large stack of paper.* UT: and remember, the person with the highest mark *pause* will be flying to new york [small]*shortpause*[/small] to present their paper at the world mathamatics summit. *I remember this and hope my assignment will be good enough despite using 1+1=2 at least once.* *UT takes PP's apparently-not-empty binder, looks at it, and says* UT: well done Penelope, Six out of ten. *she then looks over BS's shoulder at his assignment and says* UT: you too simon, six out of ten. *BS mutters at me "hey." BS: Be careful. BS: you've been looking at her for 10 seconds JB: huh? BS: its a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more then 15 seconds straight. BS: and when I use the term straight I don't mean to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference BS: and when I use the term non-traditional I don't mean to offend any persons who oppose historically normalized - JB: okay, okay, I get it What in the world is going on here? in the backround UT: unfortunately sunshine your research assignment is only worth a One out of ten. RS looks over towards me and starts to smile weirdly. what for? *I hand UT the research assignment I pillaged from my alternate unimportant self. he'll be fiiiine. its practically as big as a dictionary. man am I glad I'm not him.* *UT starts reading the assignment and sighs a few times while I recite the summery of the paper. something about "forier transfor bla bla electro diagram bla at risk patients bla bla heart attack bla bla bla new thing bla bla save 1000's of lives." *UT proceeds to toss it back at me after looking at it for at most 5 seconds and says* UT: Seven. *thought its a bit hypocritical, I respond reasonably.* JB: you barely even read it. UT: You used Red pen. JB: what? *I'm without words. well, no, but What?* BS: Red is considered offensive in many religions! PP:[disgusted/angry tone]Why would you belitle everything down to a singular colour [small]shortpause[/small] when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality RS: Yeah(combination of ... and !) JB: okay, fine, seven out of 10, but that still means I get to go to the summit, right? UT: the marking process isn't over yet *... UT:now. UT: because we live in a society based on equality... UT: the total amount of marks are to be divided equally ammmong ooouur students. JB: (you've got to be kidding me) UT: well done students. UT: we're all equal. UT:We're all Average RD: (Squeeky sounding) Yeah! JB: but then who gets to go to the summit? PP:[screaming] We haven't added our privilege points yet!! PP: Don't you know anything? UT: that is correct. *ok I'm just staying to find out what happens at this point.* UT: now Penelope. you are female, so thats plus one privilege point, however you are white, so thats minus one. PP: [quickly]But I'm also bysexual UT: ...Plus one... that leaves you with a total score of Six out of ten. UT: now simon, unfortunately you're straight, white and male... PP:[sweetly] and cisgendeeered UT: yes, so thats minus four privilege points, which leaves you with a total score of one. BS: 's only fair. UT:Now you. UT: you're male... [her eyes light up] andIDon'tLikeYou... *hahaha* UT: so thats minus two privilege points... UT: but you are brown and... sexually ambiguous... so thats +2. JB: wait why am I sexually ambiguous? UT: that leaves you with a total score of Five. [Here I diverge from the inspiration, which actually did confuse me when I first saw it, which is why I put this whole shtick in here.] JB: wait. Firstly, I identify as a sea squirt, not a male, so Seven. secondly, let me list off a few other things. I'm of Jewish descent, [looks at sunshine] once watched a pigeon die,  had a troubled life[by some standards], have semi-frequent nightmares [internally: probably. never said I remember them] have watched my friends erased from existence and nobody remembers them [Bob, sorta], seen one warped beyond recognition and been forced to kill him[VN], my best friends to survive are golems and even half of those die, my allys betray me, I can't leave the god-forsakenn (which means fun because of the extra N) war I'm in, have hair on my fingernails, I've taken falls that should have killed me and broken bones (dreams) been assaulted by massive monsters, my biggest goal is to grow a tree without it dieing (Don't ask....), I've been cut to pieces and barely survived, possessed by nothingness, always lose to rival no matter what, have to go on adventures every five days, may be clinically insane, and... I think thats more then 11, which means I beat sunshine. *the room is dead quiet, and I leave. [I had second meanings for each acronim: UT= Untrustable Treasonist, BS is obvious, RS was... Radical stupidity, PP = PunishingPreacher (this one was reaching, yeah.) and JB = Justifiable Bamboozled. Puppetblight gannon is then affected by my voodoo poppet randomly, confusing him and sees short clips of this happening, confusing him further. he is then trapped in a dark room and shown the whole thing, confusing him to no end. then I call my HP self and have him cast cunfundus maximus, bonk him on the head a few times, instil the moral of everything you know is wrong into his mind, and explain how I plan to connect myself cooking a steak to my next smash [note: don't plan to do that iz jok]. Then I use confuse ray as a Z move on him for good measure. intent is to inflict as many turns of confused as possible.

You come across a large market, where many things are running amok. You could try and sprint across without trying to do some cleaning up, but changes are you'd get knocked over by one of the wild pigs, pickpocketed by a gang of children or otherwise waylaidin your course across.

Your obvious fillertech loses you quite a few points, but the actual scene was moderately funny, you manage to inflict a round of confusion (as a rather powerful status effect, confusion is pretty hard to inflict.)

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1494821444))

The Fallen: 14/60 (14/30 from me, 0/30) Temporal shenanigans: 14/20 +1 Marron, +1 Jondanger Bah, this goop's just getting everywhere isn't it? I spend my action donning a FLUDD and trying to clean up the battlefield, while a jolly guitar tune plays in the background. Before long, there's none left and the ground is back to normal.

You accidentally flood the battlefield. Everything now takes 2000 damage per round.
W H O P S

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494827409))

o---Chages--- Return: 7 / 30 A New Weapon -> Gift: 8 / 10 (+5, Lots) +2 to 1412 Current Summons Well, Puppetblight is probably confused. But that's nothing a Full Heal can't fix, right? Marron heads to the nearest Pokemart, and spends the needed cash to get the- tc: Wait wait wait, what the gorilla do you mean you've ran out of Full Heals!? tc: These don't just run out the moment I need them! Marron proceeds to take out her not-Nightmarron scythe, and proceeds to destroy a store shelf before leaving. She storms out in a huff, and takes out a map. The next nearest Pokemart is a long distance away. It'll be quite the trip. Marron grabs Ette and drags her along a route away from the Battlefield, and towards the cure for confusion! What could possibly go wrong? Marron then accidentally steps into a 1x1 block of Tall Grass. *FRANTIC POKEMON RANDOM ENCOUNTER BEEPING NOISE* Marron stumbles into a Rattata. Not just any Rattata. Not the toppest perfect. The Tengen Toppaest percent of Rattata, denoted by those cool red shades that it happens to be wearing. With no usable Pokemon, Marron's in a bad situation! Until she just opts to cut the poor thing in half, killing it in one blow. Scythe in hand, she blows through the next few random encounters. She also bumps into a random person who mistakes her for a Pokemon trainer, and promptly challenges her to a battle! This promptly turned out to be a normal physical battle and not a Pokemon battle, which was ended with a singular scythe blow. Ette "sighs" at Marron's lack of respect for everything around her, but decides to loot the person's hat, which she plops on her head backwards. The duo eventually passes through a cave. With Marron dripping with the scent of blood, the billions of Zubats within the cave are simply too afraid to trigger a wild encounter. Except that one dumb Zubat who had the gall to use Confuse Ray on her, who ends up devouring a crossbow bolt for its efforts. But now through the cave, Marron arrives at the Pokemart! She enters the store, buys a single Full Heal, and prances back into the cavern. Except now the Zubat horde is absolutely pissed at the fact that she killed one of their own, and proceeds to drown her in confuse rays. Ette ends up dragging Marron's dizzy butt out of the cave, and is forced to spray the Full Heal on her. A somewhat irritated Marron then storms back into the store, shoplifts 3 Full Heals, and books it through the cave. Except she fails miserably, and Ette is not only forced to use the Full Heals on her again, but she also needs to give her sister several stitches. Marron loots yet another Full Heal, and goes back to the cavern, scythe at the ready. She slaughters about a thousand of the literal billion Zubats before a random police officer who's name is probably Jenny pokes the puppeteer on the shoulder. Apparently, the shopkeep from the previous Pokemart near the battlefield called the cops on her, and the shopkeep at this Pokemart also called the cops. Marron ends up kneecapping her with her crossbow, ties her arms and legs together, and then tosses her into the cavern. The highly blind Zubats end up mistaking her for Marron somehow, and Confuse Ray her to oblivion, allowing Marron to sneak by. Ette apologises to the poor lady and leaves her a Potion that Marron also happened to steal, before running off to join with her sister again. Once out in the open again, Marron marches forward, slaughters a few more Rattatas, and finds herself within walking distance of a very confused Puppetblight Ganon. She pulls out the Full Heal, and barely manages to backstep as a scythe comes within mere inches of her neck. Randomly spinning, Puppetblight rakes the ground with its scythe, which Marron leaps over, jumping about a meter into the air because RWBY. She twists around in midair before grabbing onto Puppetblight's face, and spraying the entirety of the Full Heal onto it. Puppetblight then stops spinning in a confused fashion, then picks up and flings Marron away from it in a very, very not confused fashion. Marron takes a spill on the ground, but it's alright as Puppetblight should be safe from Confuse. We hope. All extra energy from fixing Confuse, if available, will be directed towards restoring HP.

You are a very violent person.
Confuse healed.


Originally posted on 2017-05-15 21:18:00

Azurewrath lunges forward with his powerful sword and cleaves one of the shadow tendrils clean in two. Judgement screams a horrendous scream, taking 10000 damage from the blow. The puppet rats follow suit and all pile on top of the other shadowy tendril, dealing 14000 damage to it. The Phoenix, being the only entity able to reach the massive flying abomination, fires out a jet of fire that scorches 2000 hit points off of Judgement's healthbar.

Judgement, recognizing that its time is almost up, fades into the shadows, an unnatural darkness falling upon the battlefield. Judgement becomes untargetable for one round. four diamonds appear, floating in the air. They flash ominously. Take down the cells before they explode next round!

The Tax Man and Pseudo-Player both charge towards Azurewrath, performing an epic combo that I am current too tired to describe. Azurewrath loses his built up attack power and takes 22,000 damage. The puppet guardian looks around. Its sensors can't detect Judgement. Judgement appears to be gone. But wait, the same energy signature is coming off of the shadow tendrils. BJWJEZZZAAAPPP.

There is a hideous, ear-splitting screech that crackles through the air, and light returns once more as Judgement falls over, having been somehow pierced through its core. It staggers, swaying from side to side, and then topples over as bits of its head and the central gem begin to blow away in the breeze, torn up into dust by the blast of the puppet guardian.

Puppetblight Ganon does miss a bit, and charges forwards, pulling out a massive black scythe that he tears right into Thomas, Thomas looks up, curses and then dies.

The Simumodder takes out the cool and new portal armor but NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT RED! He looks up at the sky, since there's not enough entities around to stand up to a full-sized army at the moment, he's not going to blow the cool and awesome events I have in mind for the artifacts just yet. Instead, have some chicken.
Terror Chicken summoned! The Simumodder tosses a bucket of fried chicken with a +5 in it to JOE.

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Terror Chicken

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Frozen (afflicts all AS with chilled each round)
Terrain: Flooded (deals 2000 damage to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Terror Chicken [PS][Elite] Hp: 300,000/300,000. Chicken out: 1/2. Feathery Wrath: 1/4. 
Thomas [PS - JOE] Hp: DED/7. Creativity [IIII]. 0/4
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 22/22. Astral Energy: 31%. Energy Stored: 31/62. Solar Adrenaline: 2/5. Disorient 2/6

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 14/20. Polarize 2/2
Tax Man [N - Variant]: HP: 40,000/40,000. Capital Gains 1/10
Swarm of Puppet Rats [N - Marron] Hp: 9,000/10,000.
Puppet Guardian [N - Marron] Hp: 42,000 / 50,000. Leg Hp: 8,000 / 8,000. (x5) Leg Hp: 4,500 / 8,000. 1 Minus
Puppetblight Ganon [N - Marron] Hp: 43,000 / 50,000. Death: 12. Divine Beast: 4/10. 1 Minus

Explosive Cell x4 [H]: Hp: 5,000/5,000. 50% evade. Go off in 1 round.

Healing note x4
Swarm of Puppet Rats x5 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000. Chilled 1 round
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [AS - 1412] Hp: 4,000/10,000. Chilled 1 round
Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS - Redstone] Hp: 20,000/60,000. 1 Plus Chilled 1 round
Phoenix [AS - DCCCV] Hp: 20,000/20,000. ranged. Chilled 1 round
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 55. Illumina [A] Durability: 100%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%

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The Local Town: The market
pigs running amok
overturned fruit stand
broken down cart
children running amok
bewildered guards
rampaging cow
JOEbob

Stronghold Pillar Room
Annis/Alicia
Variant
Prison Cell corridor
Monster sounds corridor
Water corridor
Unkown corridor

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Variant. 95% health.



AS:
Jondanger23
DCCCV
Redstonetam15
1412

N:
Variant
Irecreeper

PS
JOEbob

Originally posted on 2017-05-15 21:18:00

31%
31?/62
3 Terror chicken portals.
a cold wind 11/30 +3 Simu
the small seed 6/ungun +2 simu +1 varient
+2 Varient
it wasn't supposed to be filler, I just think that scenes great.
I pull the fruit stand into upright position and try to stop the cow in a gold-glowing lasso.
meanwhile, on the field, I wish thomas would stop dieing, and send bolt after bolt of magic at the AS side, raining them down in a random/conveluted pattern, then shift my aim up into the sky, before blinking towards a random entity, kneeing it, and blinking to another for a punch, over and over. after some time, each entity has been hit and moved a decent amount, and I grin, turning into a wisp and dashing as a ball of blue flame out of the way as hundreds of blue-purple bolts of magic rain from the skys, slamming into people one after another, and I cast starfield, creating a plane of miniature stars above the field, before casting Gravity sphere, pulling every star and AS towards it, where the orbs of superheated plasma rain down and explode.

Originally posted on 2017-05-15 22:03:00

Post 1:

"It's a Phoenix. It's on fire. HOW CAN IT BE COLD!?"

I telekinetically push the cells towards the PS side. Gotta use the environment to your advantage, y'know?

I toss another +2 to Marron.

Charges
A little investment 6/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 )
Elemental 2/25

Originally posted on 2017-05-16 00:40:00

I fry the Terror Chicken with my Deep Fryer With An Overly Long Name 3000.

super mario 128: 9/12 (+1 from 1412)

AAAAAAAAAA: 4/30

+2 to 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-05-16 01:11:00

These exploding cells…
They could be a problem.
Might have to do something about them.

The sponsor doesn’t have much time to think about what to do before a satellite crashes down on one of them in an unrelated incident.

That works.

The Tax Man looks around and sees that there's not much on the field for him to attack, especially with how the deductible works. So, he attacks Azurewrath again.
Then, the Pseudo-Player uses Polarize to give SparkedTheorem (or, if they would be immune, the Phoenix, or, if they would be unreachable, Azurewrath again) a stack of Plus and one of the Exploding Cells a stack of Minus.

SIDEQUEST

Beta, after slaying the zombies, decides that the best course of action would likely be to stay in one place and lick his wounds. Though, sadly, this is purely in the metaphorical sense, as even if literally licking his wounds wasn’t a bad idea to begin with, he doesn’t actually have the flexibility to be able to lick all of them, so some bandages and an ice pack will have to suffice.

+1 Joe/Ire

18/20 something
10/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+2 Joe)

Originally posted on 2017-05-16 03:52:00

o---Chages---
Return: 10 / 30 (+2, DCCCV)
Gift: 10 / 10 (+1, Variant)
+1 to 1412
+1 to DCCCV
Current Summons

tc: Oh neat, you guys actually gave me stuff.
tc: Well, here you go.
tc: Let's keep this trade going; Marron needs her +2's.

She tosses out a puppet wearing a knight's helmet onto the AS side. Neato.

Puppet Knight [AS - Marron] Hp: 30,000 / 30,000. Valor: 0 / 5.
Abilities:
Needle Slash: Slashes with a rather thick (and sharp) needle. Deals 4,000 damage to the target. Grants +1 Valor.
Knight's Favor: Takes up a defensive stance. Halves all damage taken from entities this turn. Grants +2 Valor. Acts first in a turn.
Blade of Hope: Slashes out with an enchanted blade. Deals 7,500 damage to the target. Costs 2 Valor.
Knight's Sacrifice: Performs an all-out attack on the target. Deals 3,000 + (HP Missing / 2) damage to the target. Costs 5 Valor.

She sends her little knight off into combat... and then sends an entire army behind it! It's a whole medieval army of puppets! Some of them have bows, some of them have hammers, some of them have wizarding sticks- it's all very intricate and cute. They all crowd around the Terror Chicken, and begin stabbing at it! A few puppets run towards Marron instead, who tosses in the puppets Pikmin-style at the chicken. The Terror Chicken flaps around in a desperate attempt to free itself from the pains of thousands of little needles (and magic blasts), and does manage to fling a few off, along with trampling a few unfortunate puppets.

Then, a few of the puppets have this great idea to grab these explosive rocks that they found a few feet away from the chicken. They run towards Marron, hiding the rocks behind their backs somehow, despite the rocks being about the size of their bodies. Marron then flings a bunch of the bomb-wielding puppets in, blasting massive holes in the chicken and accidentally slaughtering the entire puppet division, besides the Puppet Knight.

Oops.

The cutesy little Puppet Knight moves out to stab the Terror Chicken with Needle Slash! Yes, stabbing with a slashing move. The Puppet Guardian and Puppetblight join in on beating up the chicken, firing a laser and using Puppetblight Fury respectively.

Originally posted on 2017-05-16 04:29:00

20/20 something (+1 Joe) Ready for deployment

Alright, another charge.
What to do with it, though?
Another entity?
Actually, if I may, I have an idea.
Oh? Do tell.

The Pseudo-Player takes the charge and uses it to gain something similar to one of Thomas’ powers. No, not the ability to respawn (unless that would be able to be tacked on along with the actual power, in which case, yes, the ability to respawn). The ability to accumulate and use charges (in addition to Polarize) on their own, up to 10 less than the standard charge cap (20 for now, but it might update later as needed).

Then, the sponsor decides that they ought to do something besides dropping things on people from space.

Let’s see…
A little bit of this…
Little bit of that…
Stir it all up, and…

Suddenly, the ground underneath one of the explosive cells and swallows it whole.

SIDEQUEST

Beta, having done some healing since the prior encounter with zombies, proceeds down the corridor they had been guarding.

+1 Redstone/1412

1/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise
12/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+1 Joe)

Originally posted on 2017-05-17 19:06:00

The Fallen: 16/60 (16/30 from me, 0/30) (+1 from variant)
Temporal shenanigans: 20/20 (+3 from Marron, +2 from Jondanger) ACTIVATING...
I begin to glow and float ominously, as a belltower somewhere begins to ominously toll 12. With each beat a crackle of dark energy surrounds me, and at the twelfth I charge towards the PS side... and am immediately hit by the clocktower, which apparently was too unstable to be used. Whoops.
"Ow."
The clock explodes in a brilliant blast of light as it hits me, and I become...
my word...
I become...
...
1412. But with time powers.
Bah. Looks like this isn't one of the upgrades that comes with a cool costume change.
Oh well, it's still pretty cool.

TIME POWERS

And my turn...
I pull out a pool cue and floating cue ball, and take careful aim, launching the ball in such a way that it knocks several exploding cells towards Joebob's face, and/or the PS side in general.
+2 marron

Disaster relief: 1/10

Originally posted on 2017-05-18 02:22:00

11/20 Bronze Armor (+1 from variant)
3/30 Vengance

+1 Ire, +1 to Variant


SparkedTheorem: This is ########.
SparkedTheorem: I should probably do something about it.

Azurewrath jabs at the Tax Man for revenge.

SparkedTheorem then does something.

NEW WEATHER!
Swords Dance
Each round, one to two PS Entities take 2,000 Damage.

Originally posted on 2017-05-18 03:49:00

Amaria has entered the simulation.

Amaria of the Fire Dragon, ready for combat.

She pulls out her spear and spins it around as if she's dancing, and creates a dragon-like fire on the tip of the spear. She then points her spear towards the Terror Chicken, launching the dragon towards it.

Charges:

1/20: Summon Fire Dragon

Entity: 65000 HP, 10000 Attack. Amaria's attacks heals him for 50% of the damage dealt.

1/20: Second Flame Spear

Artifact: 15 Durability, allows Amaria to take a second action, costing one Durability. If this action isn't used to attack in the last action, her attack does inflicts a burn to the target. If this action isn't used to heal in the last action, the target is granted a small regeneration.

+1 to variant and 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-05-18 05:01:00

I tax JOEbob into space

2+ marron

Originally posted on 2017-05-18 19:55:00

12/20 Bronze Armor
4/30 Vengance

+1 Bfury, +1 1412

SparkedTheorem increases Azurewrath's Health Value, increasing his current health.


Originally posted on 2017-05-18 23:39:00

Amaria continues her dance and drives the fire towards Azurewrath. It hits him, but it doesn't damage him. Instead, it attempts to cure Azure's status and possibly heal him.

2/20, 2/20.

+1 to Irecreeper, +1 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2017-05-19 03:38:00

The Fallen: 17/60 (17/30 from me, 0/30)
Disaster relief 4/10 +1 from redstone, +1 from tabbune
+1 marron, +1 tabbune

I examine the Terror Chicken. My word does it have some delicious looking wings... I jump on the Terror chicken, and begin to tenderize it. with a hammer.

Originally posted on 2017-05-19 05:39:00

32%
1/64
a cold wind 12/30
the small seed 7/ungun
+2 Varient
I check weather redstones thing is enough to change the weather so soon. if it is, somehow,then I try to counter it. otherwise, which I think is more probably, I just fire unending homing mana bolts at the orbs then send them flying away from the PS side with a well-thrown pickaxe.
meanwhile in sidequest I try to stop the pig running amok and then slow down the kids running everywhere.

Originally posted on 2017-05-19 10:39:00

i remind JOE he hasn't paid his taxes and therefore can't properly counter it because he forgot to pay the "counter tax". he is promptly taxed further into space

2/10 +1 from tabbune
2+ tabbune


Originally posted on 2017-05-19 20:06:00

Huh, I would've thought SOMEONE would've used the extra time to get a second post in.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1494882205))

31% 31?/62 3 Terror chicken portals. a cold wind 11/30 +3 Simu the small seed 6/ungun +2 simu +1 varient +2 Varient it wasn't supposed to be filler, I just think that scenes great. I pull the fruit stand into upright position and try to stop the cow in a gold-glowing lasso. meanwhile, on the field, I wish thomas would stop dieing, and send bolt after bolt of magic at the AS side, raining them down in a random/conveluted pattern, then shift my aim up into the sky, before blinking towards a random entity, kneeing it, and blinking to another for a punch, over and over. after some time, each entity has been hit and moved a decent amount, and I grin, turning into a wisp and dashing as a ball of blue flame out of the way as hundreds of blue-purple bolts of magic rain from the skys, slamming into people one after another, and I cast starfield, creating a plane of miniature stars above the field, before casting Gravity sphere, pulling every star and AS towards it, where the orbs of superheated plasma rain down and explode.

You get the fruit stand upright, but there's still fruit everywhere, and you slip on a banana sending you skidding across the ground. The cow remains unapprehended.

Your starstorm is impressive, and deals 1000 damage to all of the AS puppet rat swarms.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1494891635))

Post 1: "It's a Phoenix. It's on fire. HOW CAN IT BE COLD!?" I telekinetically push the cells towards the PS side. Gotta use the environment to your advantage, y'know? I toss another +2 to Marron. Charges A little investment 6/20(+3 from Variant, +1 from Irecreeper +1 Redstonetam15, +1 Jondanger23, +2 from 1412 ) Elemental 2/25

Would you rather I'd just killed it from lack of temperature? No? I think this is a compromise that benefits everyone but Realism, but he threw in his chips a long time ago and is currently passed out drunk on some street corner, trying to forget what has and will happen here.
You use telekinesis and push the cells towards the PS, they will be slightly weighted towards in the damage handout when the cells go off.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1494893467))

I fry the Terror Chicken with my Deep Fryer With An Overly Long Name 3000. super mario 128: 9/12 (+1 from 1412) AAAAAAAAAA: 4/30 +2 to 1412.

And now the subtitle for the thread at present has been validated.
You go up two levels 6000 damage!

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1494903175))

These exploding cells… They could be a problem. Might have to do something about them. The sponsor doesn’t have much time to think about what to do before a satellite crashes down on one of them in an unrelated incident. That works. The Tax Man looks around and sees that there's not much on the field for him to attack, especially with how the deductible works. So, he attacks Azurewrath again. Then, the Pseudo-Player uses Polarize to give SparkedTheorem (or, if they would be immune, the Phoenix, or, if they would be unreachable, Azurewrath again) a stack of Plus and one of the Exploding Cells a stack of Minus. SIDEQUEST Beta, after slaying the zombies, decides that the best course of action would likely be to stay in one place and lick his wounds. Though, sadly, this is purely in the metaphorical sense, as even if literally licking his wounds wasn’t a bad idea to begin with, he doesn’t actually have the flexibility to be able to lick all of them, so some bandages and an ice pack will have to suffice. +1 Joe/Ire 18/20 something 10/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+2 Joe)

Your falling satellite just barely lands on one of the cells, crushing it.

Wounds: licked. Health: Maxed out.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1494905370))

o---Chages--- Return: 10 / 30 (+2, DCCCV) Gift: 10 / 10 (+1, Variant) +1 to 1412 +1 to DCCCV Current Summons tc: Oh neat, you guys actually gave me stuff. tc: Well, here you go. tc: Let's keep this trade going; Marron needs her +2's. She tosses out a puppet wearing a knight's helmet onto the AS side. Neato. Puppet Knight [AS - Marron] Hp: 30,000 / 30,000. Valor: 0 / 5. Abilities: Needle Slash: Slashes with a rather thick (and sharp) needle. Deals 4,000 damage to the target. Grants +1 Valor. Knight's Favor: Takes up a defensive stance. Halves all damage taken from entities this turn. Grants +2 Valor. Acts first in a turn. Blade of Hope: Slashes out with an enchanted blade. Deals 7,500 damage to the target. Costs 2 Valor. Knight's Sacrifice: Performs an all-out attack on the target. Deals 3,000 + (HP Missing / 2) damage to the target. Costs 5 Valor. She sends her little knight off into combat... and then sends an entire army behind it! It's a whole medieval army of puppets! Some of them have bows, some of them have hammers, some of them have wizarding sticks- it's all very intricate and cute. They all crowd around the Terror Chicken, and begin stabbing at it! A few puppets run towards Marron instead, who tosses in the puppets Pikmin-style at the chicken. The Terror Chicken flaps around in a desperate attempt to free itself from the pains of thousands of little needles (and magic blasts), and does manage to fling a few off, along with trampling a few unfortunate puppets. Then, a few of the puppets have this great idea to grab these explosive rocks that they found a few feet away from the chicken. They run towards Marron, hiding the rocks behind their backs somehow, despite the rocks being about the size of their bodies. Marron then flings a bunch of the bomb-wielding puppets in, blasting massive holes in the chicken and accidentally slaughtering the entire puppet division, besides the Puppet Knight. Oops. The cutesy little Puppet Knight moves out to stab the Terror Chicken with Needle Slash! Yes, stabbing with a slashing move. The Puppet Guardian and Puppetblight join in on beating up the chicken, firing a laser and using Puppetblight Fury respectively.

ERROR, entities under a single player's control must be the same alignment as that player. It's either under your control or AS, it cannot be both unless you switch to AS.
Some balances. Knight's Favor grants no Valor and Blade of Hope nerfed just a teensy bit.

Oh no! Friendly fire isn't so friendly! 10000 damage to the Terror Chicken.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1495044395))

20/20 something (+1 Joe) Ready for deployment Alright, another charge. What to do with it, though? Another entity? Actually, if I may, I have an idea. Oh? Do tell. The Pseudo-Player takes the charge and uses it to gain something similar to one of Thomas’ powers. No, not the ability to respawn (unless that would be able to be tacked on along with the actual power, in which case, yes, the ability to respawn). The ability to accumulate and use charges (in addition to Polarize) on their own, up to 10 less than the standard charge cap (20 for now, but it might update later as needed). Then, the sponsor decides that they ought to do something besides dropping things on people from space. Let’s see… A little bit of this… Little bit of that… Stir it all up, and… Suddenly, the ground underneath one of the explosive cells and swallows it whole. SIDEQUEST Beta, having done some healing since the prior encounter with zombies, proceeds down the corridor they had been guarding. +1 Redstone/1412 1/30 Legitimate Business Enterprise 12/30 A Snowball’s Chance (+1 Joe)

That upgrade gets nerfed a fair amount to just be a hard cap at 10.

The gorund underneath... what. YOU HAVE ME IN SO MUCH SUSPENSE WHAT DOES IT DO?
Fine I'll just check myself. It looks like it ate the cell.

You walk around the corridor and are greeted by another group of monsters. A zombie, spider and two skeletons. This seems to be another straightforward fight, if a bit harder.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1495070534))

The Fallen: 16/60 (16/30 from me, 0/30) (+1 from variant) Temporal shenanigans: 20/20 (+3 from Marron, +2 from Jondanger) ACTIVATING... I begin to glow and float ominously, as a belltower somewhere begins to ominously toll 12. With each beat a crackle of dark energy surrounds me, and at the twelfth I charge towards the PS side... and am immediately hit by the clocktower, which apparently was too unstable to be used. Whoops. "Ow." The clock explodes in a brilliant blast of light as it hits me, and I become... my word... I become... ... 1412. But with time powers. Bah. Looks like this isn't one of the upgrades that comes with a cool costume change. Oh well, it's still pretty cool. TIME POWERS Spoiler Alert Present from the Present: Once every four updates, I can choose to travel to the future, storing an action for later use. Probably has a cap of 5 or so to prevent things like me storing up 20 and then using 20 attacks simultaneously on the Terror Ocelot or whatever. Borrowed time: If I don't have any extra actions saved, I can use an additional one from my future self at any time, but this sets my actions at -1 and I'll have to spend an action to help my past self at some point by using Present from the Present. This won't get me anything aside from the ability to store time again. And my turn... I pull out a pool cue and floating cue ball, and take careful aim, launching the ball in such a way that it knocks several exploding cells towards Joebob's face, and/or the PS side in general. +2 marron Disaster relief: 1/10

*sigh* more character upgrades...
You completely miss the exploding cells with your cueball, which ricochets off a rock and hits you in the eye. Even your time powers couldn't save you from this inidignity!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1495075748))

11/20 Bronze Armor (+1 from variant) 3/30 Vengance +1 Ire, +1 to Variant SparkedTheorem: This is ########. SparkedTheorem: I should probably do something about it. Azurewrath jabs at the Tax Man for revenge. SparkedTheorem then does something. NEW WEATHER! Swords Dance Each round, one to two PS Entities take 2,000 Damage.

You smash or near-smash your action. Whatever, the point is you immediately hijack the weather from JOEbob and change it to sword dance.

QUOTE (Tabbune @ (time=1495080105))

Amaria has entered the simulation. Amaria of the Fire Dragon, ready for combat. She pulls out her spear and spins it around as if she's dancing, and creates a dragon-like fire on the tip of the spear. She then points her spear towards the Terror Chicken, launching the dragon towards it. Charges: 1/20: Summon Fire Dragon Entity: 65000 HP, 10000 Attack. Amaria's attacks heals him for 50% of the damage dealt. 1/20: Second Flame Spear Artifact: 15 Durability, allows Amaria to take a second action, costing one Durability. If this action isn't used to attack in the last action, her attack does inflicts a burn to the target. If this action isn't used to heal in the last action, the target is granted a small regeneration. +1 to variant and 1412.

Welcome to the game Tabbune!
More frying for the chicken. 6000 damage.

On those entities, that fire dragon has a pretty powerful ability, you'd need to seriously nerf the health or attack to get that.
Also, I'm not certain I understand what triggers the effects on that spear. Also, if each durability grants an action, a 20 poster will get you a 10 durability weapon.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1495133714))

I tax JOEbob into space 2+ marron

Ah, the wonderful world of taxes. 1 damage to JOEbob.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1495147177))

12/20 Bronze Armor 4/30 Vengance +1 Bfury, +1 1412 SparkedTheorem increases Azurewrath's Health Value, increasing his current health.

current health value = +4000.

QUOTE (Tabbune @ (time=1495161510))

Amaria continues her dance and drives the fire towards Azurewrath. It hits him, but it doesn't damage him. Instead, it attempts to cure Azure's status and possibly heal him. 2/20, 2/20. +1 to Irecreeper, +1 to Battlefury

AHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE'S ON YOUR TEA-oh wait.
nevermind.
5000 health restored.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1495168772))

The Fallen: 17/60 (17/30 from me, 0/30) Disaster relief 4/10 +1 from redstone, +1 from tabbune +1 marron, +1 tabbune I examine the Terror Chicken. My word does it have some delicious looking wings... I jump on the Terror chicken, and begin to tenderize it. with a hammer.

Terror Chicken: BAGAWK.
Chicken Out: The Terror Chicken becomes terrified of its surroundings and takes to the sky/ground to escape perceived threats. Upon proccing, change this entity to airborne if grounded, and to grounded if airborne.
Feathery Wrath: Ever hit a chicken in Legend of Zelda? If not you're about to learn what its like. Deals heavy damage to up to three enemy targets.

You tenderize it to an acceptable level, dealing 5000 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1495186771))

32% 1/64 a cold wind 12/30 the small seed 7/ungun +2 Varient I check weather redstones thing is enough to change the weather so soon. if it is, somehow,then I try to counter it. otherwise, which I think is more probably, I just fire unending homing mana bolts at the orbs then send them flying away from the PS side with a well-thrown pickaxe. meanwhile in sidequest I try to stop the pig running amok and then slow down the kids running everywhere.

You try to counter the weather change...

The pig has been greased and the children are far too adept to be easily caught. you'll have to be more descriptive than that!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1495220785))

i remind JOE he hasn't paid his taxes and therefore can't properly counter it because he forgot to pay the "counter tax". he is promptly taxed further into space 2/10 +1 from tabbune 2+ tabbune

...and are taxed further into space instead.


Originally posted on 2017-05-22 16:34:00

The puppet rat swarms all swarm up together, and form into a massive ball, which rolls towards the Terror Chicken and slams into it, dealing 14,000 damage, the Phoenix pitches in by setting its fellow feathered fowl on fire, dealing 4000 further damage. Azurewrath misses the memo on what the current threat is and instead goes after the FAR more threatening *wink wink nudge nudge* Tax Man, dealing 5000 damage.

And then the two remaining cells explode. 20000 damage i dealt to the Terror Chicken, 5000 damage ot the Tax Man, last Neutral swarm of puppet rats killed, 2000 damage ot all of the AS puppet rat swarms.

The Pseudo-Player decides to do some more polarizing, but discovers that one of its targets is gone, so they opt to just walk up to azurewrath and hit him in the face with their dipole, dealing 12000 damage, and when followed up by the Tax man's 10000 resets Azurewrath's power counter yet again. The three puppet entities all gather together and do an awesome needle-laser focus combined attack that blasts off 44000 of the Terror Chicken's hit points all in one go. The Terror Chicken's feathers are quite ruffled at this.

Thomas respawns... again. The Terror Chicken lets loose a cluck that shakes the ground, and then begins laying eggs. These aren't your ordinary minecraft eggs though, oh no, they're coated in black steel and have a very suspicious skull and crossbones painted across the front. The Terror Chicken immediately runs around behind thme and then punts them into the puppetblight ganon and puppet guardian, dealing 15000 damage to both of them. The Simumodder tosses JOEbob a +5 and then steps forward, giving a murderous look to the puppet guardian, then dives forward, cutting off pieces of its legs, one after another, until POP POP POP three of its legs come right off, 15000 damage is taken in result of this, and the Puppet Guardian finds itself vulnerable on the ground, unable to attack, for the same number of turns.

The monsters haven't yet noticed variant. This is your opportunity for a sneak attack! Don't waste it!

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Terror Chicken!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Sword Dance (2000 damage to two PS entities every round.)
Terrain: Flooded (deals 2000 damage to every entity each round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 87/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A]. Nuclear Heaven [A]
Terror Chicken [PS][Elite] Hp: 209,000/300,000. Chicken out: 2/2. Feathery Wrath: 2/4.
Thomas [PS - JOE] Hp: 6/7. Creativity [IIIIII]. 1/4
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 21/22. Astral Energy: 31%. Energy Stored: 62/62. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5. Disorient 3/6

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 14/20. Polarize 2/2. 1/10
Tax Man [N - Variant]: HP: 30,000/40,000. Capital Gains 2/10
Puppet Guardian [N - Marron] Hp: 12,000 / 50,000. Leg Hp: 8,000 / 8,000. (x3) 1 Minus
Puppetblight Ganon [N - Marron] Hp: 28,000 / 50,000. Death: 12. Divine Beast: 5/10. 1 Minus
Puppet Knight [N - Marron] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Valor: 1/5

Healing note x4
Swarm of Puppet Rats x5 [AS - 1412] Hp: 7,000/10,000.
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [AS - 1412] Hp: 1,000/10,000.
Azurewrath, Lord of the Void [AS - Redstone] Hp: 7,000/60,000. 1 Plus 
Phoenix [AS - DCCCV] Hp: 20,000/20,000. ranged.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 55%. Illumina [A] Durability: 100%
Emerald [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Blood blade [A] Durability: 100%
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Present from the Present: 1/4. Actions: 0/5.

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The Local Town: The market
pigs running amok
scattered fruits
broken down cart
children running amok
bewildered guards
rampaging cow
JOEbob

Stronghold Pillar Room
Annis/Alicia
Variant
Prison Cell corridor
Monster sounds corridor
Water corridor
Unkown corridor

Stronghold Monster Corridor
Skeleton: Hp: 10
Zombies x2: Hp: 10
Spider: hp: 8
Variant.



AS:
Jondanger23
DCCCV
Redstonetam15
1412
Tabbune
Battlefury

N:
Variant
Irecreeper

PS
JOEbob

Originally posted on 2017-05-22 16:35:00

32%
64/64
all energy boosts my attack (+3,000 attack damage if i recall)
a cold wind 17/30 +4 Simu
the small seed 8/8 using!
I give thomas a seed which he eats, giving him +8 mhp this life2 autododges, then + hp if possible.
if can't get 2 autododges, then instead increase MHP as much as possible, or give an autododge that applys to the last attack on him in a round instead of the first.
New: 2/blarg Icey wall +1 simu
+2 Varient
Thomas does a smash with his first action and as much creativity as it will take to kill on the AS puppet rat swarms. if he can't kill them, use all but one on them, then use the second action to attack a random entity AS, prioritizing those he can kill in 1 hit to those he can't, using 1 creativity if he has it.
I gather pick up the fruit one by one and put them in the cart, before realising I can just portal them for minimal effort.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield, I gather an orb of purple light and toss it at asurewrath, before creating 4 balls of rainbow light which I morph into a spear and move my hand as if to toss one, sending all four at azurewrath. crackling light beams connecting them, and they spin, preventing Azurewrath from dodging. I raise my hand and create four portals, sending lava streaming through, and swirling around my hand into a spinning spike shape. I then pull my hand back, and swing it forwards, sending the spike to slam into azurewrath. I then create another set of four portals as the first spike flows around azurewrath, burning them. I then throw the new spike, before blinking behind them and forcing it to commit sepuku on itself while the magma drill slams into it.

Originally posted on 2017-05-22 16:41:00