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TrickleJest |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() [b] [color=RED]Incompetent GM [/color] [/b] ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In Me Mom's Car (Dead memes for the win) Status: N/A ![]() |
Trickle continues searching for answers.
How do I become a Godmodder? How do I destroy everyone? How do I... uh... not run out of questions? Does anyone even know the answer? He needs to know everything about this fricking village! >:(((((((((( And he will search for miles and miles/kilometers and kilometers (doesn't sound as cool) if he has to. Or, ya know, the villagers can just tell him. +2 to Consumption Originally posted on 2017-04-18 10:15:00 -------------------- My DTG Spin-Off
[small][small][big][big]WARNING[/big][/big][/small][/small]: It's sorta based on Homestuck, albeit only a bit. It's also not held on these forums, so you might have to make an account if you wish to join, but keep in mind that I appreciate every single person who joins. |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Wandering Goddess ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
11/20 Azurewrath
12/20 Kewl Sord +1 1412, +1 Ire Zilly picks up a healing note. SparkedTheorem dents the Rat Cage with a thrown pickaxe. Originally posted on 2017-04-18 23:49:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
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variant |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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Beta, still trying to quickly get through the blocks leading to his destination, decides that a good way to do this would be to pull out a jackhammer.
He turns it on, and it starts bouncing up and down like, well, a jackhammer, and quickly starts burrowing into the ground, leaving nothing but an addition to the depth of the hole. It didn’t even leave behind the jackhammer itself, which Beta looked for at the new bottom of the hole for about five minutes before concluding that it was officially gone. +2 Consumer 9/15 Armed Neutrality 5/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again? Originally posted on 2017-04-19 17:11:00 |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
mastery: 25%
energy: 31/150 energy powers continue to idle theta 6/10ish A 3/20 +1 from ire +2 consumer I continue preparing my combo attack(on V.night), this time by portaling in a portable scanner (the kind for paper & pictures), scanning a drawing, one of an artifact display, and sending the data through the void once more with the added message "/setCMD2,3,4 "Ls", "CD SmashPrep", "/Spawn IMGS (artifactdisplay), (artifactdisplaybg), (artifactdisplaysld), (artifactdisplaystf),(artifactdisplaybow),(artifactdisplayclw)" Delay 3s, 1s, 1s". Originally posted on 2017-04-20 11:49:00 |
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ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() GLORIOUS LEADER ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Annis kind of forgot she was in this to get a LOT OF MONEY OH MY GOD SO MANY ASSISTS
I guess it comes down to a placeholder war :-( Trickle: 4 JOE: 4 Variant: 4 For A Future Ally [6/6] [+2 from JOE] [+1 from Variant] Waifuism [10/10] [+4 from Trickle] [+3 from Variant] Originally posted on 2017-04-20 17:58:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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1412 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
judgement: 15 ( +1 from redstone)
Avarat awakening: 4/20 +1 redstone I pull out a generic laser sword and begin to duel the royal guard! however, as his sword is just a sword and not a laser sword, it can't keep up with my lasers and is weakened. the puppetratster's ratness is at 4/4! initiate RAT RAVE on the royal guard, if it's still alive. If not hit the vengeful night. Rat seraph, do the same! but with less raving. Originally posted on 2017-04-20 19:39:00 |
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Something or another: 7/20
Judgement: the 20est of 20s +2 1412 I decide to play chess with the Apostle of Blood. I pull out a chess board, set up all the pieces, and Right as he sits down, I punch him in the face, before throwing the board at him. Hey, at least I'm not using balefire on an entire mansion Originally posted on 2017-04-21 01:31:00 |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Wandering Goddess ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
13/20 Azurewrath (+1 from 1412)
13/20 Kewl Sord +1 1412, +1 Consomme SparkedTheorem repeatedly shoots the weak Heavy Duty Work Mech with arrows. Originally posted on 2017-04-21 02:00:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
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Irecreeper |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Source of the Problem ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
o---Chages---
Who Even Knows: 15 / 20 (+3, Redstone, Simu) Thermal Power: 1 / 20 +1 to JOE +1 to Variant Current Summons Marron decides to have a bit of casual banter with 1412. She's acting like she didn't just murder him earlier... and there's still spite in her voice. tc: Sup. Had a nice death? tc: I'm more then happy to kill you again, if you wish~ ...The person behind the keyboard makes a remark about how much of a snide gorilla Marron is, then begins to type an attack because why not. Marron conjures a noose of thread around the Vengeful Night, even if it doesn't have a neck. The noose, having several needles pointing inwards, naturally causes a lot of extra pain as the needles tear into the Vengeful Night, before pulling itself into the air, dragging the Vengeful God with it up into the air. Once stuck in the air... Marron doesn't do anything. She sits down, brews a cup of tea, then watches. The Vengeful Night just sorta hangs, and watches Marron as she keeps doing nothing. Suddenly, a bird flies by, and lands on the Vengeful Night's head. An entire flock then descends upon the Vengeful's Night's head. Apparently, these birds are of the vicious "Rip Into Your Skull and Eat Your Brain" genus, and they all begin to peck into the Vengeful Night's head and eat little bits of his brain. One of them then cuts the noose, sending the Vengeful Night falling down to the ground, where he lands... on a bed of needles. Marron shrugs. She didn't put that there. Of course though, she's smirking. She totally did that. So much for doing nothing. Originally posted on 2017-04-21 06:08:00 -------------------- |
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
I'd rather not give you both of those at once. We'll start with the ability to convert energy into damage. Although I should warn you, I'm thinking about seriously nerfing your leveling system. I've realized that it's just going to completely throw off game balance by the time you even hit the halfway mark. So... Expect me to come talk to you about that at some point. Also, as to your claims to having an 11 and a 20... with WHOM, exactly, are you combining charges to do this? I see no post above yours or below it in which somebody else gave you charges. "Hrrm? Oh yes, the library. There's three of them in town but the Royal Library is currently off-limits to the general public, supposedly due to repairs. Which one do you want to get to? Gateside, Central town or Royal?"
You deal 0 damage to the Royal Guard, and completely fail to intimidate the GM, as they don't even have a physical avatar for you to destroy.
The Villagers look at you very warily. The farmer carefully pushes his wheelbarrow into the city gates, and the priest narrows his eyes. "Stranger, I don't know who you are but I think you'd best move along. You won't find what you're looking for here."
Brick brick brick briiiick brick brick brick briiick. 1000 damage to the Royal guard
3000 damage to an apostle of blood, 1 blade durability removed from the royal guard.
Entity ordered. TNT blast mining occured, 8 more blocks removed. When I told you this would be a long and obnoxious side quest, I wasn't kidding. You haven't even begun to see the hoops the others are going to have to jump through. All you have to deal with is bullcrap minigames. For now...
You crush his head, dealing 5000 damage through his armor.
The villagers do not know the answer, and you are very offputting to them. Everyone has soon left the gate area. You're probably going to be reported as a suspicious individual.
Entitty ordered, 5000 damage to the Rat Cage.
Oh noes it ated ur jack hammer! 10 blocks removed.
You continue with what's looking like a rather mediocre combo attack.
Spoilers, you lose it.
You cut his sword to tiny pieces and then deal 5000 damage to the royal guard.
7000 damage to an apostle of blood!
I almost remembered to apply firebrand, but then realized I hadn't in the earlier post. From now on, in order to use an artifact you must state that you are doing so in your post, just so you know. Anyways, 4000 damage to the heavy duty work mech.
Unfortunately, the Royal Guard is still in the way, and survives the lethal brain eating only 5000 health worse for wear. Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:49:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
After JOE reminded me of what his charges were, he gets 2 more max HP, as well as his charged special. Sorry about that JOE.
Crazy_Zilliness leans over and picks up a healing note, restoring them back to full health through the power of MUISC. The Puppetratster uses Ratness, and disappears into one of the still-decaying buildings from when this was still a proper rat zone. There's a lot of squeaking and shaking, and suddenly 5 swarms of puppet rats, this time on the AS side, burst out of the building, followed by the puppetratster. These all swarm together and charge forward, lead by the rat seraph, brutally murdering the Royal Guard with tons of tiny bites and nibbles. The Screaming Man just keeps screaming. The Pseudo Player takes their massive sword and swings it around, cutting out a massive chunk of the dupliclone for 12000 damage. The Dupliclone decides to go for something else... and lunges at the most injured of the Heavy Duty Workmechs... It seems to be a little bigger now somehow... The heavy duty workmech then rezzes thanks to ally of the sky. Two of the Apostles of Blood go after the rat seraph, carving it up for 20000 damage, and a third attacks the Screaming man, attempting to silence him for 10000 damage. The last apostle sends its worship up to the Vengeful Night, healing it for 10000 health. The Vengeful Night screams and lets out another apostle of blood, rears up for an attack, and then gets hit in the face by a high velocity coconut from the Simumodder that stops it from unleashing its massive attack. The Pro-simumodders attack. The heavy duty work mechs and swarms of puppet rats all swarm together in what is probably the oddest combo attack any of you have ever seen, involving rat maces, biting onto and flailing around the opponent, and an orange the size of a sedan. Regardless, 4000 damage is dealt to all of the apostles of blood. The Rat Cage uses Consume on the weakest Apostle of Blood, dealing 2000 damage to it and restoring 5000 health to the rat cage. The Simumodder sneaks up behind one of the Apostles of Blood and taps on its shoulder. It turns aorund in confusion, and the Simumodder gestures if he can borrow its scythe. It shrugs and hands it to him. THe Simumodder proceeds to decapitate the Apostle of Blood and then carve through the rest of them in a massive arc, dealing 10000 damage to all the remaining apostles of blood. Blood sprays everywhere, as do +2s. Everyone gets a +2 this round, regardless of whether they're Pro-Simumodder or not! Itinerary: Regain the entity Advantage! Destroy the Vengeful Night! Entity Advantage: [PS] Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.) Terrain: Rat Ruins (No Effect) Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 90/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A]. Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PS] 33,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2 Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PS] 2,000/50,000 HP. The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 31,000/60,000. Ratsplosion: 2/6. 7,000/15,000 damage. Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [PS - Marron] Hp: 6,000/10,000. Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 8,000/10,000. JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 16/22. Astral Energy: 25%. Energy Stored: 50/50. Solar Adrenaline: 5/5. Disorient 1/6 Vengeful Night [H][ACT BOSS]: Hp: 206,000/500,000. Convert: 2/3. Dupliclone: 2/3. Bloody Rapture: 5/7 23/50 Blood. Dupliclone [H]: Hp: 16,000/30,000. 1/3 Dupliclone Apostle of Blood [H]: Hp: 16,000/30,000 Apostle of Blood x3 [H]: Hp: 8,000/30,000 Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 20/20 Healing note x2 Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 35,000/70,000. 4,000/30,000 Ratribution. Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 30,000/40,000 Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 45,000/45,000. 8/40 Souls. Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 70,000/70,000. 1/4 Ratness. Swarm of Puppet Rats x5 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000. SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 60% Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability. Toast [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 5/10 Endless Night. The Local Town: Town Gate JOEbob White robed testificate Wary Guard Battlefury Tricklejest Above the Stronghold Variant 77 blocks of stone and dirt Spoils Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:50:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
mastery: 25%
energy: 50/50 energy powers would continue to idle, but apparently max energy didn't increase, so I create 3 portals for a random PS entity theta 7/10ish A 6/20 +2 simu use hamknife +1 consumer +1 ire Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:50:00 |
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TrickleJest |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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![]() [b] [color=RED]Incompetent GM [/color] [/b] ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In Me Mom's Car (Dead memes for the win) Status: N/A ![]() |
OH NOES I LOST
Well, who cares. Time to destroy the Guards! Because why not?! Trickle runs them through with the Asterism a few times. Ah. Yes, the fresh smell of blood directly on wet grass. Mh-mh-mh. DELICIOUS. I then toss the Guard down on the bloody grass, playing whack-a-mole with him. Basically, I mash him with the Asterism. Trickle ponders what the Asterism does, as he evidently forgot. Sugar honey ice tea. Well, I'm too lazy to go back and check, so it's a generic sword now. Go figure. Now, what's the best ASCII sword one could make? That's right. This piece of garbage. o|===> Now, look closely at it. What do you see? A sword? Well, that just shows how generic you plebs are. It's actually a cartoon hand, signified by the "o" pulling a string, which is the "|", thus releasing an arrow, "==>". The arrow then pierces the Guard. Nice, right? !!!: 8/20 ???: 6/20 +2 to Conscummer Originally posted on 2017-04-21 19:03:00 -------------------- My DTG Spin-Off
[small][small][big][big]WARNING[/big][/big][/small][/small]: It's sorta based on Homestuck, albeit only a bit. It's also not held on these forums, so you might have to make an account if you wish to join, but keep in mind that I appreciate every single person who joins. |
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variant |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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/shrug
+2 Consumer 12/15 Armed Neutrality (+2 Jon/Ire) 7/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again? (+1 Consumer) Originally posted on 2017-04-21 19:26:00 |
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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![]() Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Something or another: 10/20
Vengeance or whatever. Judgement, still 20/20 +2 the GM, because why not. I steal the Royal Guards sword, and proceed to run him through with it Originally posted on 2017-04-21 21:12:00 |
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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![]() some guy ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
I tell an Apostle of Blood that using blood is illegal under the Blood Law Of Britain, France, Ireland, the Simulationthingywe'reinrightnow, and Hell. I then send an army of ten million bloodthirsty lawyers towards him.
last charge until hell: 9/15 (+1 from 1412) Super Mario 128: 1/12 +2 to 1412. Originally posted on 2017-04-21 22:19:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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![]() Wandering Goddess ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
kk oni-chan
16/20 Azurewrath (+2 from Bloodbath) 14/20 Kewl Sord +1 1412, +1 Consomme SparkedTheorem decides to shoot arrows at the Vengeful Night. Two at once, in fact. ![]() ![]() Originally posted on 2017-04-21 23:38:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
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1412 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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Regular ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
judgement: 20/20 +2 from Emerald and Simumodder (thanks I guess???)
Avarat awakening: 9/20 +2 from redstone and jondanger +1 Jondanger and Redstone. I talk to Marron. "I wish you wouldn't. At least until the vengeful night's dead... I mean this hostile thing is probably gonna do Bad Things to both of us. It's just a waste of resources. OH by the way, question: Does Ette have any lost relatives, or a history with the SCP foundation, or something? I was browsing the databases a while ago and noticed how SCP-2295 is a patchwork bear that sews people's wounds better, and thought it sounded suspiciously similar to Ette." Anyway. Now that the royal guard is dead, I can unload attacks at the vengeful night at my leisure. For that, I'll need McCree's gun. I pull it out of nowhere, and open up the custom game modification menu. As everyone who's played overwatch for very long knows, right-clicking with the gun unloads all of the ammo very fast at whatever's directly in front of you, via fanning the hammer. And recently, they added the ability to set the ammo of weapons to "infinite". A few clicks later, and it is done. This gun's ammo count is now infinite. I walk up to the Vengeful Night and Fan The Hammer at it, unloading all of the ammo. Which is now infinity. After something inevitably breaks me out of this combo, I put the gun away, never to be seen again. probably. Originally posted on 2017-04-22 01:20:00 |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
mastery: 26%
energy: 20/50 theta 8/10ish A 8/20 +1 from ire +2 ire I tell the villager that I was looking for the royal one, and ask them what the way is so I'll know when I come back later. if they tell me, I then write it down on the/a map and bid them farewell, give them a couple of spare gold coins as thanks, and go out of sight and then to a pocket dimension to think Originally posted on 2017-04-24 11:11:00 |
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Irecreeper |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:07 PM
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![]() Source of the Problem ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 23 Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
o---Chages---
Who Even Knows: 20 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) (WAITING...) Thermal Power: 3 / 20 (+1, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to Variant Current Summons tc: Yeah yeah, I'll smack around the Vengeful Night first, don't worry. tc: But... what the hell is a "SCP-2295"? Ette's not a bear, even in the slightest. tc: ...Hey, maybe I'll summon that. Marron stitches together some sort of puppet abomination of crossbows, knives, and scythes. She then attaches it to a top, and sends it spinning towards the Vengeful Night. The top clatters and spins out into the ground before it even gets close to the Vengeful Night. However, it does manage to kick up a lot of earth, which fly towards the Vengeful Night, impacting it. Marron then conjures a thread which wraps around the top, which connects to a plush handle that Marron happens to be holding. She then swings the top around as a "morning star" of sorts, rapidly slamming it into the Vengeful Night's skull. Originally posted on 2017-04-24 15:50:00 -------------------- |
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