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TrickleJest
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 08:06 PM
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Trickle continues searching for answers.
How do I become a Godmodder?
How do I destroy everyone?
How do I... uh... not run out of questions?
Does anyone even know the answer?
He needs to know everything about this fricking village! >:((((((((((
And he will search for miles and miles/kilometers and kilometers (doesn't sound as cool) if he has to.
Or, ya know, the villagers can just tell him.

+2 to Consumption

Originally posted on 2017-04-18 10:15:00

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11/20 Azurewrath
12/20 Kewl Sord

+1 1412, +1 Ire

Zilly picks up a healing note.

SparkedTheorem dents the Rat Cage with a thrown pickaxe.

Originally posted on 2017-04-18 23:49:00

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Beta, still trying to quickly get through the blocks leading to his destination, decides that a good way to do this would be to pull out a jackhammer.
He turns it on, and it starts bouncing up and down like, well, a jackhammer, and quickly starts burrowing into the ground, leaving nothing but an addition to the depth of the hole.
It didn’t even leave behind the jackhammer itself, which Beta looked for at the new bottom of the hole for about five minutes before concluding that it was officially gone.

+2 Consumer
9/15 Armed Neutrality
5/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 17:11:00
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mastery: 25%
energy: 31/150
energy powers continue to idle
theta 6/10ish
A 3/20 +1 from ire
+2 consumer
I continue preparing my combo attack(on V.night), this time by portaling in a portable scanner (the kind for paper & pictures), scanning a drawing, one of an artifact display, and sending the data through the void once more with the added message "/setCMD2,3,4 "Ls", "CD SmashPrep", "/Spawn IMGS (artifactdisplay), (artifactdisplaybg), (artifactdisplaysld), (artifactdisplaystf),(artifactdisplaybow),(artifactdisplayclw)" Delay 3s, 1s, 1s".


Originally posted on 2017-04-20 11:49:00
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Annis kind of forgot she was in this to get a LOT OF MONEY OH MY GOD SO MANY ASSISTS
I guess it comes down to a placeholder war :-(



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For A Future Ally [6/6] [+2 from JOE] [+1 from Variant]
Waifuism [10/10] [+4 from Trickle] [+3 from Variant]

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 17:58:00

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questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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judgement: 15 ( +1 from redstone)
Avarat awakening: 4/20
+1 redstone
I pull out a generic laser sword and begin to duel the royal guard! however, as his sword is just a sword and not a laser sword, it can't keep up with my lasers and is weakened.

the puppetratster's ratness is at 4/4! initiate RAT RAVE on the royal guard, if it's still alive. If not hit the vengeful night.
Rat seraph, do the same! but with less raving.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 19:39:00
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Something or another: 7/20
Judgement: the 20est of 20s

+2 1412

I decide to play chess with the Apostle of Blood. I pull out a chess board, set up all the pieces, and Right as he sits down, I punch him in the face, before throwing the board at him. Hey, at least I'm not using balefire on an entire mansion

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 01:31:00
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13/20 Azurewrath (+1 from 1412)
13/20 Kewl Sord

+1 1412, +1 Consomme

SparkedTheorem repeatedly shoots the weak Heavy Duty Work Mech with arrows.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 02:00:00

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o---Chages---
Who Even Knows: 15 / 20 (+3, Redstone, Simu)
Thermal Power: 1 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Marron decides to have a bit of casual banter with 1412. She's acting like she didn't just murder him earlier... and there's still spite in her voice.

tc: Sup. Had a nice death?
tc: I'm more then happy to kill you again, if you wish~


...The person behind the keyboard makes a remark about how much of a snide gorilla Marron is, then begins to type an attack because why not.

Marron conjures a noose of thread around the Vengeful Night, even if it doesn't have a neck. The noose, having several needles pointing inwards, naturally causes a lot of extra pain as the needles tear into the Vengeful Night, before pulling itself into the air, dragging the Vengeful God with it up into the air. Once stuck in the air... Marron doesn't do anything. She sits down, brews a cup of tea, then watches.

The Vengeful Night just sorta hangs, and watches Marron as she keeps doing nothing. Suddenly, a bird flies by, and lands on the Vengeful Night's head. An entire flock then descends upon the Vengeful's Night's head. Apparently, these birds are of the vicious "Rip Into Your Skull and Eat Your Brain" genus, and they all begin to peck into the Vengeful Night's head and eat little bits of his brain.

One of them then cuts the noose, sending the Vengeful Night falling down to the ground, where he lands... on a bed of needles. Marron shrugs. She didn't put that there. Of course though, she's smirking.

She totally did that. So much for doing nothing.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 06:08:00

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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492455651))
mastery: 25%
energy: 31/50150
Treshold reached! I add the ability to convert energy into damage around as efficiently as portals block it, and increase maximum energy to... lets say 6 times the current %? its unlikely I would hold it much longer, and it lets me save up if I need to.
rounds till [REDACTED]: -1! treshold reached, upgrades made!
I don't do anything with energy
theta 5/10ish +2 simu
find the limits of power 9/9 using/combining +1 from consumer
new: A 1/20
+2 consumer
I inform marron that I have to stop +ing them for a round, but will resume as normal on the next one. this information just pops into their head. as compensation and also because I can't use it right now, the ham knife floats to them and, if they accept, transfers ownership.
so I have a 11 and 20 to use...
wait, looks like its partly ok. revised: 6 turn charge, damage boost special. can be attacked to uncharge it at a rate of 6,000 HP per uncharge, when full extra generation protects me from damage. obviously charges at one per turn.
the 11, combined with 'find the limits of power' for simplicitys sake (making it a multiple of 5(also because find the limits of power was gonna be a personal upgrade which I’ve decided not to do in the future)), boosts my health by, I think it was four for a 20? 
ACTION
I ask the white robed villager/testificate, as a librarian probably knows where the library is. I also silently and motionless and invisibly cast a 'alter world' spell on battlefury to make their action partly occur in another world, if it is intended to interfere with me.
END OF ACTION
also the combo is on V.night

I'd rather not give you both of those at once. We'll start with the ability to convert energy into damage. Although I should warn you, I'm thinking about seriously nerfing your leveling system. I've realized that it's just going to completely throw off game balance by the time you even hit the halfway mark. So... Expect me to come talk to you about that at some point.

Also, as to your claims to having an 11 and a 20... with WHOM, exactly, are you combining charges to do this? I see no post above yours or below it in which somebody else gave you charges.

"Hrrm? Oh yes, the library. There's three of them in town but the Royal Library is currently off-limits to the general public, supposedly due to repairs. Which one do you want to get to? Gateside, Central town or Royal?"

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1492456161))
The Annis / Alicia combo tallies up their first assist, the first step in getting a LOT OF MONEY. The Annis / Alicia combo aren't really too interested in the Battlefield right now, so they throw a token axe at the Vengeful Night, and threaten to establish Simumodder Delta Enlightened for being called lame.


+1 JOE / +1 Variant
JOE: 2

For A Future Ally [4/6] [+2 from JOE]
Waifuism [2/10]

You deal 0 damage to the Royal Guard, and completely fail to intimidate the GM, as they don't even have a physical avatar for you to destroy.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1492459013))
Trickle says screw the Night and rushes to the SIDEQUEST.
Sonic speed! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER SONIC X!
"Only 90s kids will get this reference huehuehue"
As far as I know Sonic X didn't even air in the 90s...

WELL, let's not get sidetracked.
Trickle jumps into the air, performs a sick pirouette and asks the villagers to tell him everything about Godmodding. PRONTO.

Meanwhile, he will just sit on the ground humming the Sonic X theme.
(GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER)

+2 to Conscummer

The Villagers look at you very warily. The farmer carefully pushes his wheelbarrow into the city gates, and the priest narrows his eyes.
"Stranger, I don't know who you are but I think you'd best move along. You won't find what you're looking for here."

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1492465242))
I bore the Vengeful Night with a dull story of soil or something like that, so he doesn't notice the 12-ton brick flying towards his face.

last charge until hell: 7/15

+1 to 1412, +1 to Variant.

Brick brick brick briiiick brick brick brick briiick. 1000 damage to the Royal guard

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1492465253))
Judgement: even more 20/20
Something or another: 6/20
+2 1412

I glare at the Simumodder, which keeps killing my stuff. I then look at an Apolstle of Blood, and decide that it needs to die. Therefore, I grab a sword, and run at it, stabbing it repeatedly. I collect the blood it drops, condense it into solid blood, which I throw at the Royal Guard

3000 damage to an apostle of blood, 1 blade durability removed from the royal guard.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1492465556))
Wait, I can act on the battlefield from here?

Beta pulls himself out of the (fairly shallow) hole and looks out. Sure enough, with enough squinting, he was able to barely make out the blurry figures of the entities on the battlefield from where the stronghold was located.

Maybe a telescope would be a bit better in the future.

So, he decides to test how well he can interact with the battlefield by pulling out his cell phone and attempting to call the Pseudo-Player. His sponsor answers instead, so he just tells them to tell the Pseudo-Player to go attack something

The Pseudo-Player gets this message, decides that the Dupliclone might be a good target, and attacks it.

SIDEQUEST

As Beta sits on top of the hole, he looks back down into it, and is fairly disappointed by the lack of progress he had made.

That was just 5 blocks?
And there’s 95 more to dig through?
This is going to take a while, isn’t it?


He decides he’s going to try to expedite the process, and pulls out some TNT for a bit of blast mining.

+2 Consumer
8/15 Armed Neutrality (+1 Alicia)
4/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again? (+1 Annis)
(may as well cover all my bases)

Entity ordered.
TNT blast mining occured, 8 more blocks removed.

When I told you this would be a long and obnoxious side quest, I wasn't kidding. You haven't even begun to see the hoops the others are going to have to jump through. All you have to deal with is bullcrap minigames.
For now...

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1492469351))
Delicious damage...
I give a thumbs up to Gene as I respawn. if you look closely at the ejector seat parachuting down in the... oh wait no that's just falling. Blast. Eh, he's come back from worse. Anyway Gene gives a thumbs up back.
The DOUBLE THUMBSUP OF FRIENDSHIP gives my thumb ENORMOUS POWER. Power enough to mess with scale!
You know that thing where you hold your fingers up in front of your face and pinch so it looks like you're crushing a tiny person's head? I do that to the royal guard. HOWEVER due to the immense THUMB POWER I have, this actually crushes its head.

judgement: 13/20 (+2 from Emerald, +1 from Jondanger23
Avarat awakening: 4/20

+1 to emerald and Jondanger

You crush his head, dealing 5000 damage through his armor.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1492506950))
Trickle continues searching for answers.
How do I become a Godmodder?
How do I destroy everyone?
How do I... uh... not run out of questions?
Does anyone even know the answer?
He needs to know everything about this fricking village! >:((((((((((
And he will search for miles and miles/kilometers and kilometers (doesn't sound as cool) if he has to.
Or, ya know, the villagers can just tell him.

+2 to Consumption

The villagers do not know the answer, and you are very offputting to them. Everyone has soon left the gate area. You're probably going to be reported as a suspicious individual.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1492555777))
11/20 Azurewrath
12/20 Kewl Sord

+1 1412, +1 Ire

Zilly picks up a healing note.

SparkedTheorem dents the Rat Cage with a thrown pickaxe.

Entitty ordered, 5000 damage to the Rat Cage.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1492618271))
Beta, still trying to quickly get through the blocks leading to his destination, decides that a good way to do this would be to pull out a jackhammer.
He turns it on, and it starts bouncing up and down like, well, a jackhammer, and quickly starts burrowing into the ground, leaving nothing but an addition to the depth of the hole.
It didn’t even leave behind the jackhammer itself, which Beta looked for at the new bottom of the hole for about five minutes before concluding that it was officially gone.

+2 Consumer
9/15 Armed Neutrality
5/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

Oh noes it ated ur jack hammer!
10 blocks removed.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492685362))
mastery: 25%
energy: 31/150
energy powers continue to idle
theta 6/10ish
A 3/20 +1 from ire
+2 consumer
I continue preparing my combo attack(on V.night), this time by portaling in a portable scanner (the kind for paper & pictures), scanning a drawing, one of an artifact display, and sending the data through the void once more with the added message "/setCMD2,3,4 "Ls", "CD SmashPrep", "/Spawn IMGS (artifactdisplay), (artifactdisplaybg), (artifactdisplaysld), (artifactdisplaystf),(artifactdisplaybow),(artifactdisplayclw)" Delay 3s, 1s, 1s".

You continue with what's looking like a rather mediocre combo attack.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1492707535))
Annis kind of forgot she was in this to get a LOT OF MONEY OH MY GOD SO MANY ASSISTS
I guess it comes down to a placeholder war :-(



Trickle: 4
JOE: 4
Variant: 4

For A Future Ally [6/6] [+2 from JOE] [+1 from Variant]
Waifuism [10/10]  [+4 from Trickle] [+3 from Variant]

Spoilers, you lose it.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1492713581))
judgement: 15 ( +1 from redstone)
Avarat awakening: 4/20
+1 redstone
I pull out a generic laser sword and begin to duel the royal guard! however, as his sword is just a sword and not a laser sword, it can't keep up with my lasers and is weakened.

the puppetratster's ratness is at 4/4! initiate RAT RAVE on the royal guard, if it's still alive. If not hit the vengeful night.
Rat seraph, do the same! but with less raving.

You cut his sword to tiny pieces and then deal 5000 damage to the royal guard.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1492734692))
Something or another: 7/20
Judgement: the 20est of 20s

+2 1412

I decide to play chess with the Apostle of Blood. I pull out a chess board, set up all the pieces, and Right as he sits down, I punch him in the face, before throwing the board at him. Hey, at least I'm not using balefire on an entire mansion

7000 damage to an apostle of blood!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1492736420))
13/20 Azurewrath (+1 from 1412)
13/20 Kewl Sord

+1 1412, +1 Consomme

SparkedTheorem repeatedly shoots the weak Heavy Duty Work Mech with arrows.

I almost remembered to apply firebrand, but then realized I hadn't in the earlier post.
From now on, in order to use an artifact you must state that you are doing so in your post, just so you know.

Anyways, 4000 damage to the heavy duty work mech.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1492751337))
o---Chages---
Who Even Knows: 15 / 20 (+3, Redstone, Simu)
Thermal Power: 1 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Marron decides to have a bit of casual banter with 1412. She's acting like she didn't just murder him earlier... and there's still spite in her voice.

tc: Sup. Had a nice death?
tc: I'm more then happy to kill you again, if you wish~


...The person behind the keyboard makes a remark about how much of a snide gorilla Marron is, then begins to type an attack because why not.

Marron conjures a noose of thread around the Vengeful Night, even if it doesn't have a neck. The noose, having several needles pointing inwards, naturally causes a lot of extra pain as the needles tear into the Vengeful Night, before pulling itself into the air, dragging the Vengeful God with it up into the air. Once stuck in the air... Marron doesn't do anything. She sits down, brews a cup of tea, then watches.

The Vengeful Night just sorta hangs, and watches Marron as she keeps doing nothing. Suddenly, a bird flies by, and lands on the Vengeful Night's head. An entire flock then descends upon the Vengeful's Night's head. Apparently, these birds are of the vicious "Rip Into Your Skull and Eat Your Brain" genus, and they all begin to peck into the Vengeful Night's head and eat little bits of his brain.

One of them then cuts the noose, sending the Vengeful Night falling down to the ground, where he lands... on a bed of needles. Marron shrugs. She didn't put that there. Of course though, she's smirking.

She totally did that. So much for doing nothing.

Unfortunately, the Royal Guard is still in the way, and survives the lethal brain eating only 5000 health worse for wear.


Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:49:00

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After JOE reminded me of what his charges were, he gets 2 more max HP, as well as his charged special. Sorry about that JOE.

Crazy_Zilliness leans over and picks up a healing note, restoring them back to full health through the power of MUISC. The Puppetratster uses Ratness, and disappears into one of the still-decaying buildings from when this was still a proper rat zone. There's a lot of squeaking and shaking, and suddenly 5 swarms of puppet rats, this time on the AS side, burst out of the building, followed by the puppetratster. These all swarm together and charge forward, lead by the rat seraph, brutally murdering the Royal Guard with tons of tiny bites and nibbles. The Screaming Man just keeps screaming.

The Pseudo Player takes their massive sword and swings it around, cutting out a massive chunk of the dupliclone for 12000 damage. The Dupliclone decides to go for something else... and lunges at the most injured of the Heavy Duty Workmechs... It seems to be a little bigger now somehow... The heavy duty workmech then rezzes thanks to ally of the sky. Two of the Apostles of Blood go after the rat seraph, carving it up for 20000 damage, and a third attacks the Screaming man, attempting to silence him for 10000 damage. The last apostle sends its worship up to the Vengeful Night, healing it for 10000 health. The Vengeful Night screams and lets out another apostle of blood, rears up for an attack, and then gets hit in the face by a high velocity coconut from the Simumodder that stops it from unleashing its massive attack.

The Pro-simumodders attack. The heavy duty work mechs and swarms of puppet rats all swarm together in what is probably the oddest combo attack any of you have ever seen, involving rat maces, biting onto and flailing around the opponent, and an orange the size of a sedan. Regardless, 4000 damage is dealt to all of the apostles of blood. The Rat Cage uses Consume on the weakest Apostle of Blood, dealing 2000 damage to it and restoring 5000 health to the rat cage. The Simumodder sneaks up behind one of the Apostles of Blood and taps on its shoulder. It turns aorund in confusion, and the Simumodder gestures if he can borrow its scythe. It shrugs and hands it to him. THe Simumodder proceeds to decapitate the Apostle of Blood and then carve through the rest of them in a massive arc, dealing 10000 damage to all the remaining apostles of blood. Blood sprays everywhere, as do +2s. Everyone gets a +2 this round, regardless of whether they're Pro-Simumodder or not!

Itinerary:
Regain the entity Advantage!
Destroy the Vengeful Night!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.)
Terrain: Rat Ruins (No Effect)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 90/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PS] 33,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2
Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PS] 2,000/50,000 HP.
The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 31,000/60,000. Ratsplosion: 2/6. 7,000/15,000 damage.
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [PS - Marron] Hp: 6,000/10,000.
Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 8,000/10,000.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 16/22. Astral Energy: 25%. Energy Stored: 50/50. Solar Adrenaline: 5/5. Disorient 1/6

Vengeful Night [H][ACT BOSS]: Hp: 206,000/500,000. Convert: 2/3. Dupliclone: 2/3. Bloody Rapture: 5/7 23/50 Blood.
Dupliclone [H]: Hp: 16,000/30,000. 1/3 Dupliclone
Apostle of Blood [H]: Hp: 16,000/30,000
Apostle of Blood x3 [H]: Hp: 8,000/30,000

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 20/20

Healing note x2
Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 35,000/70,000. 4,000/30,000 Ratribution.
Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 30,000/40,000
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 45,000/45,000. 8/40 Souls.
Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 70,000/70,000. 1/4 Ratness.
Swarm of Puppet Rats x5 [AS - 1412] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 60%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.
Toast [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 5/10 Endless Night.



The Local Town: Town Gate
JOEbob
White robed testificate
Wary Guard
Battlefury
Tricklejest

Above the Stronghold
Variant
77 blocks of stone and dirt

Spoils

The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob
The Golden Fleece: IIIIIII. Owner: 1412
Chalice of Blood: IIIII. Owner: Emerald_Mann


Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:50:00

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mastery: 25%
energy: 50/50
energy powers would continue to idle, but apparently max energy didn't increase, so I create 3 portals for a random PS entity
theta 7/10ish
A 6/20 +2 simu
use hamknife

+1 consumer +1 ire


Originally posted on 2017-04-21 18:50:00
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OH NOES I LOST
Well, who cares.
Time to destroy the Guards! Because why not?!
Trickle runs them through with the Asterism a few times. Ah. Yes, the fresh smell of blood directly on wet grass. Mh-mh-mh. DELICIOUS.
I then toss the Guard down on the bloody grass, playing whack-a-mole with him.
Basically, I mash him with the Asterism.
Trickle ponders what the Asterism does, as he evidently forgot. Sugar honey ice tea.
Well, I'm too lazy to go back and check, so it's a generic sword now. Go figure.

Now, what's the best ASCII sword one could make? That's right. This piece of garbage.
o|===>
Now, look closely at it. What do you see? A sword? Well, that just shows how generic you plebs are. It's actually a cartoon hand, signified by the "o" pulling a string, which is the "|", thus releasing an arrow, "==>".
The arrow then pierces the Guard. Nice, right?




!!!: 8/20
???: 6/20

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Originally posted on 2017-04-21 19:03:00

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+2 Consumer
12/15 Armed Neutrality (+2 Jon/Ire)
7/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again? (+1 Consumer)

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 19:26:00
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Something or another: 10/20
Vengeance or whatever. Judgement, still 20/20
+2 the GM, because why not.

I steal the Royal Guards sword, and proceed to run him through with it

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 21:12:00
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I tell an Apostle of Blood that using blood is illegal under the Blood Law Of Britain, France, Ireland, the Simulationthingywe'reinrightnow, and Hell. I then send an army of ten million bloodthirsty lawyers towards him.

last charge until hell: 9/15 (+1 from 1412)

Super Mario 128: 1/12

+2 to 1412.

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kk oni-chan

16/20 Azurewrath (+2 from Bloodbath)
14/20 Kewl Sord

+1 1412, +1 Consomme

SparkedTheorem decides to shoot arrows at the Vengeful Night. Two at once, in fact.

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Originally posted on 2017-04-21 23:38:00

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judgement: 20/20 +2 from Emerald and Simumodder (thanks I guess???)
Avarat awakening: 9/20 +2 from redstone and jondanger


+1 Jondanger and Redstone.

I talk to Marron.
"I wish you wouldn't. At least until the vengeful night's dead... I mean this hostile thing is probably gonna do Bad Things to both of us. It's just a waste of resources.
OH by the way, question: Does Ette have any lost relatives, or a history with the SCP foundation, or something? I was browsing the databases a while ago and noticed how SCP-2295 is a patchwork bear that sews people's wounds better, and thought it sounded suspiciously similar to Ette."

Anyway.
Now that the royal guard is dead, I can unload attacks at the vengeful night at my leisure.
For that, I'll need McCree's gun. I pull it out of nowhere, and open up the custom game modification menu. As everyone who's played overwatch for very long knows, right-clicking with the gun unloads all of the ammo very fast at whatever's directly in front of you, via fanning the hammer. And recently, they added the ability to set the ammo of weapons to "infinite". A few clicks later, and it is done. This gun's ammo count is now infinite.
I walk up to the Vengeful Night and Fan The Hammer at it, unloading all of the ammo. Which is now infinity.

After something inevitably breaks me out of this combo, I put the gun away, never to be seen again. probably.

Originally posted on 2017-04-22 01:20:00
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mastery: 26%
energy: 20/50
theta 8/10ish
A 8/20 +1 from ire
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I tell the villager that I was looking for the royal one, and ask them what the way is so I'll know when I come back later. if they tell me, I then write it down on the/a map and bid them farewell, give them a couple of spare gold coins as thanks, and go out of sight and then to a pocket dimension to think

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 11:11:00
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o---Chages---
Who Even Knows: 20 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) (WAITING...)
Thermal Power: 3 / 20 (+1, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

tc: Yeah yeah, I'll smack around the Vengeful Night first, don't worry.
tc: But... what the hell is a "SCP-2295"? Ette's not a bear, even in the slightest.
tc: ...Hey, maybe I'll summon that.


Marron stitches together some sort of puppet abomination of crossbows, knives, and scythes. She then attaches it to a top, and sends it spinning towards the Vengeful Night. The top clatters and spins out into the ground before it even gets close to the Vengeful Night. However, it does manage to kick up a lot of earth, which fly towards the Vengeful Night, impacting it. Marron then conjures a thread which wraps around the top, which connects to a plush handle that Marron happens to be holding. She then swings the top around as a "morning star" of sorts, rapidly slamming it into the Vengeful Night's skull.

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 15:50:00

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