mastery: 23%
energy: 27/48
rounds till [REDACTED]: 2?
Two portals protect some random PS entitys.
NULL.wrp 20/20 using
NULL.wrp gives me focused strike, a personal upgrade special. it takes 5 turns to charge, but its charges can be attacked to reduce them, at a rate of 6,000 damage per charge. they can continue filling up past 5, but will still be set to 0 on use. focused strike grants me a critical on all my actions that post and is activated as a free action, and if I would crit / minicrit anyway teirs up the crit, so minicrit(1.5*)=biggercrit(2.5*), crit=biggestcrit (3*), if possible. if theres still more strength for the special, somehow, then have it heal the user or something.
beta 13/13 also using.+2 simu I grant myself the following passive: at the start of a turn, if I have additional health bars, I can decide to have a non-standard health bar protect my normal one until certain conditions are met. EG: until health bar2 dips beneath 30,000 entity HP. a health bar is defined as anything that can be damaged by attacks and suffers some negative consequence from this. if this ability is too strong, then have the guard effect require 25 energy to initiate or something.
new: theta 1/10ish
alsonew: find the limits of power 1/20
+2 ire
I look at toast with rage, then sigh. I'm not wasting my effort on this. I then jump very high, and shine brown, floating in the air. A small tear in reality appears infront of me, and I thrusts my hands forwards, peeling it open. through the tear is a map.
a map that the world mirrors.
I grab the map and make an extremely small rip near the nearest city and exactly where I am, then toss the map back through the portal as the rip I made creates a wormhole, which then teleports me to the town, where I land just outside of, tone down the glow a lot, then walk in and ask the nearest citizen where the library is in the nicest, most polite way possible.

Originally posted on 2017-04-14 18:44:00

”Well, there goes that plan.”

Immediately after saying this, Beta gets an e-mail. He doesn’t even bother checking who sent it, since there is literally only one person who ever sends him e-mails.

Actually, it’s likely for the best that you couldn’t get that artifact.
It would most likely have brought a considerable force against you, as well as making you vulnerable to attack, in exchange for fairly negligible benefits.
Plus, it’s doubtful that you would even know how to use it if you did get it.
Unless you trained in wielding a gun-scythe while I wasn’t looking.

He decides to respond.

I guess you’re right.
But, there aren’t many ways of getting stronger in this world that don’t involve becoming vulnerable to attack.
So, what do you suggest I do?

His sponsor is quick to respond.

Well, I’ve heard that there is a way to obtain godmodding power in this world.
Godmodding being the same sort of power wielded by the Simumodder, a simulation of another being known as the Godmodder.
While it would involve becoming vulnerable, it would also make you much tougher to kill than a simple artifact.
While others who are trying to locate information on this seem to be looking into village libraries…
I think you ought to take an approach that’s slightly…
Different.
Attached are a number of sets of coordinates. Go to them and dig into the earth.
You’ll probably know what to look for from there.

Beta looks at the attachment to the e-mail. It is, indeed, a number of sets of coordinates. Quite a number of coordinate pairs indeed, with 128 in total. So, he pulls up his phone’s GPS, logs all of the sets of coordinates, charts the path that minimizes the distance between each pair of coordinates he visits (if not necessarily the total distance he travels) so he doesn’t visit any one twice, and heads off toward the nearest coordinates, the first of many he plans to visit.

Unbeknownst to him, each denotes the location of one of the 128 (since 1.9) strongholds in the world. His sponsor hopes that the ancient tomes within their libraries contain information about godmodding that the libraries in villages wouldn’t (the logic being that libraries in villages are unlikely to contain information on godmodding, since, if they did, there would almost certainly be more godmodders than there currently are).

20/20 An Affront and a Front

Before Beta gets very far into his quest, he receives another e-mail.

Before you go, I have something to tell you.
Since you won’t be on the battlefield while you go on this quest, I’ve decided to send in some more entity support.
Could be helpful.

Soon, someone shows up on the battlefield, with black hair arranged into massive spikes over their head, wielding a sword longer than they are tall and wearing more belts on their black trench coat than could ever possibly have any function. They start talking into some sort of earpiece.

This the place?
Yep.
What now?
I don’t really care. Do something, at least. Maybe kill things, I don’t know.

This fairly nonspecific order being received, the newcomer decides to go attack one of the weakened (but not the weakest) apostle of blood with that massive sword from earlier, and orders the Basic Slime to go attack the weakest.




+1 Ire/1412
4/15 Armed Neutrality
NEW 1/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

Originally posted on 2017-04-14 18:47:00

I decide to employ my exploring skillz that i previously acquired to go on an expedition to the town. I proceed to spend the next nine hours gathering supplies, before taping myself to a ye olde boat. The Ye Olde Boat explodes into bananas, and flings me over a mountain. I then spam sudden insights on the "three progress option", easily blazing a path though the ruins that just popped up out of nowhere, before finding a floating cheesecake and riding it over to the village. I bring a ton of gifts that just so happen to be tailor-fit to the villager's wants and desires, presumably making them immensely rich. I then ask for the location of the library. Oh, and i also inform them the blue stickfigure fellow once killed an entire village just like this one for fun and is a threat to them all.


XX - Judgement 45/100 (20/20 4+ from Emerald 1+ from Toast 1+ from Jon 20/20 (Emerald_Mann) 6/20 (1412) 0/20 0/20)






Originally posted on 2017-04-14 20:07:00

hahaa that was great I'm not even mad

Oh hey the zomboss replacement mech has not a lot of health left. WELL since toast is at full health, guess I won't need this healing charge...
Healing brew-> BRAINZ THIS: 9/9 USING
Gene Error, seeing how near-boom the replacment mech is, decides he'd rather not be in it when it goes. He flips up a panel, slides a key into a lock and twists it, scans his fingerprints, tongueprint, and retinas, inputs a 30 digit code, finds waldo, and successfully plays a game of simon to the point where the input panel breaks. This complex sequence of events unlocks...

The emergency pop-smart. which is eaten messily.

oh yeah and then he jams his fist into the control panel and yanks out a bunch of wires before tying the controls together in a way that the bot's moving towards the vengeful night and hammering the eject button.

The mech rockets towards the vengeful night, glowing and crackling with energy as it does so, leaving a trail of purple fire in its wake. Just before it collides, however, it explodes spectacularly, sending shrapnel, fire, and a heck of a lot of pure force directly into the Vengeful Night. Gene Error watches from the safety of his ejection seat as a single tear falls from his eye. Alas, all things must end eventually.
Yeah, that was a really good pop-smart.


judgement: 8/20
Avarat awakening: 1/20
Oh hey the rat seraph's ratribution is ready! Unleash it at the vengeful night, with harmful intent!
i mean unless it's ratiation-based in which case throw it at joebob I guess.
also I'd like the puppetratster to target the vengeful night as well.
/respawning

+2 emerald_mann

Originally posted on 2017-04-14 20:29:00

10/20 Azurewrath
11/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from John Doe)

+1 1412, +1 Ire

Chloe brings out a Repair Kit and literally slaps it on the Huntmobile, healing it.
Crazy rushes into the weak Security Bot before hopefully finishing it off be cutting it to pieces.

SparkedTheorem takes the weakest Apostle of Blood and tells him all about the history of ROBLOX's terrible updates to the games and website. This lecture makes the Apostle of Blood kill himself because he knows that there are truly horrible people out there (at least, in his perspective).


Originally posted on 2017-04-15 16:27:00

/respawning


judgement: 9/20
Avarat awakening: 3/20
+1 redstone, +1 variant

I play chess with Death. I'm respawning next turn, so it doesn't do anything, but we both enjoy ourselves.

EDIT FROM ME FROM THE FUTURE: okay I lost track of who +'d me. Gonna keep better track of that in the future.

Originally posted on 2017-04-16 19:40:00

mastery: 24%
energy: 7/48
rounds till [REDACTED]: 2
theta 2/10ish
find the limits of power 7/20 +1 from varient +1 ire +1 consumer +2 tricklejest
+2 ire
I check/scan an apostle of blood, then gather cyan energy and create a portal, summoning a small phone-like device with a keypad and a single unit of highly condensed, glowing radioactive fuel, though it is heavily shielded so as to not harm me. I then enter on the device "/SetCMD 1 "ThomasInProgress (speed: Plot; STR: 1of4;ELMTWHL: 1(Drt), 2(Tlk),3(Air),4(Skl)", then press the button while doing my best to supercharge its WiFi thingy using portals and spacewarping.
[preparing combo attack for l8er.]


Originally posted on 2017-04-16 21:24:00

Beta finally manages to reach the first of the coordinate pairs.

”Hoo boy!
That sure took a while!
Good thing I still don’t need to eat for some reason, or I probably would’ve starved by now!
Alright, so I’m supposed to dig when I get here...”

He starts digging, and eventually falls into the stronghold denoted by the coordinates.

Is this where I was supposed to end up?
A stronghold?
Alright, I guess I ought to start looking for…
Whatever it is I’m supposed to be looking for.

He looks around for a while, until he finds the library.

”OH!
Now it makes sense!
The library!
There are probably tons of ancient books in here I could look through!”

Then, he realizes that he just shouted in a library and apologizes, even though there’s nobody else around, and silently vows to be quieter as he looks around.
This being done, he starts looking through the many books in the library, somehow managing to read the ancient language in which they’re written (and by “somehow” I, of course, mean using Google), in search of one that at least makes mention of something that might be related to godmodding.


+1 Redstone/JOE
6/15 Armed Neutrality (+1 1412)
2/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

Originally posted on 2017-04-16 21:52:00

Alicia returns, after scanning a bunch of a thing, as a Neutral. What do you mean this isn't dramatic? Gorilla you.

You see, Alicia's corporate senses are on, and Alicia sees that trying to ascend is a COOL and NEW and PROFITABLE business that as a corporate heiress she needs to CASH IN ON and thus get a LOT OF MONEY, and masochistic satisfaction - wait why is an Annis tagging along with her I didn't say that was happening did I

The Annis and Alicia duo dramatically hold up a sign, which dramatically says and telekinetically broadcasts into the godmodder wannabes (Beta/variant / Beta's purple ally whose name I can't remember /JOE) that the first godmodder wannabe to give her 5 assists will have her help in the quest. Different versions of them already have godmodding, anyway.

This is dramatic so the Annis / Alicia duo can have a DRAMATIC excuse to go Neutral and help out WHOEVER THEY WANT for fun and games and sadistic satisfaction!

---

No bamboozles, I promise! Here, have this:
+1 to Variant, +1 to JOE
For A Future Ally [1/6]
Waifuism [1/10]

Originally posted on 2017-04-16 23:29:00

o---Chages---
Puppet Plague: 20 / 20 (HERE WE GOOOO)
Who Even Knows: 11 / 20 (+10, wow)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Marron calls to arms all the Puppet Rats in the Puppet Rat Dystopia. They swarm out of the place, leaving it only a husk of what it once was; now it's the Destroyed Rat Storage, and everything there sucks. The rats swarm together in one spot, and then Marron summons a string to tie them all together. With a now highly-deadly blob of rats at her command, she commands them to swarm a random person who's standing by the edge of the battlefield. He's promptly consumed, but his skeleton is then used as a "base" of sorts of the rats.

Well, that's absolutely disgusting. The Rat Cage appears, at the cost of the current Terrain, which becomes the "Plains" or something generic like that.

The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 75,000 / 75,000. Ratsplosion: 0/6
Abilities:
Consume: A swarm of rats moves out to eat something, restoring 5,000 HP to this unit, and dealing 2,000 damage to a foe.
Rat Spray: The skeleton that the rats are infesting points an arm out, which then sprays rats. Spawns a Swarm of Puppet Rats, and deals 4,000 damage to the target. This unit takes 12,000 damage.
Ratsplosion: This unit hugs something, then explodes in a spray of rats. Deals damage equal to this unit's remaining HP to the target, and then spawns (The Rat Cage's HP / 10,000) Swarms of Puppet Rats, rounding up.
Passives:
Rat Pinata: For every 15,000 damage this unit takes, it spawns a Swarm of Puppet Rats. This does not count damage from Rat Spray.

HP could potentially be nerfed to 60,000. Which is totally fine.

Marron then notices that there's a girl named "Chloe" on the battlefield. Despite being an entirely different Chloe from the one she knows, it totally triggers her. So naturally, she puts a needle in her head, fired from a crossbow she kept in case she lost the Nightmarron, which she'll probably grab later. The needle keeps going through her head, dragging some string behind it. While the pain from the needle really probably isn't that much, it sure is dragging a bunch of stuff along with it. The string first carries several grenades into Chloe's face, all detonating on impact with her dome. For whatever reason the string doesn't break or fray, and more things get dragged along. The string carries several armfuls of splinters into Chloe's face, followed by a shaken can of lemon soda, which explodes in her face. "Lemon juice on open wounds" hijinks ensue.

The string then suddenly becomes coated in sandpaper, causing massive irritation as it moves through Chloe's head. Then, several forks come on the string, and get left in Chloe's face, being left behind by the string. Next on the string is some meat-scented perfume, which attracts a bear... which is also tied to the string for some reason. The bear, after mauling Chloe for a bit, is somehow pulled straight through her head, making room for the next thing. The next thing is a cream pie, which splats on Chloe's face. Chloe then gets to see the final item on the string approach her! It appears to be a rocket booster, pointing away from her. The booster then flares to life, burning Chloe's face, setting the whole string on fire, and then sending the entire painful gauntlet back through her head.

Ette shudders at the thought of what she'd do to Miss Elem herself, if given the chance. Good thing she's not here.

The Rat Cage will use Rat Spray on Chloe! The puppet rats will eat her as well.

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 08:28:00

CONTINUING FROM POST ONE AS IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT IN A SINGLE POST.



[/spoiler]



[/b][/b]TO BE CONTINUED!
The Vengeful Night takes massive damage from confusion.
Charges tick up, +2 to JOEBob.

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 14:16:00

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1492182944))

Judgement: Even more 20/20 Something else: 1/20 I inject some hydrogen peroxide into the Vengeful Night. Note that this is not an attack on the Vengeful Night, but rather on the Vengeful Night's blood supply, because hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood +2 Battlefury

Vengeful Night rejects your attempt to deal direct damage to its Blood counter and instead just takes 8000 damage.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1492186738))

Welp. This just happened. Trickle cracks his knuckles. It's time for the Vengeful God to... uh... Trickle: Oh, crap, uh... Hm... Okay... Puns... Trickle: Maybe we should just kick his [REDACTED]? Yeah. Sure. Why not. Time to kick Vengie's (yes, I'm calling him that) butt, with your favorite duo of @&&)(0|3Z. Yes, I worked on this for over a week. Time to present my true masterpiece... VengeStuck -snip- CONTINUED IN POST TWO. THIS IS ONE BIG ATTACK AND IS TOO BIG TO FIT IN A POST. SORRY.

*blink blink*
That's a lot of words. Regardless, post split in two.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1492188557))

Judgement: Even more 20/20 Something or another: 2/20 I inject a Virus into the Vengeful Night. Not a living virus, just a virus +2 Battlefury

5000 damage!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1492188627))

I smash the Vengeful Night's face in with a bat. I then smash his face in with a tool used to hit baseballs. last charge until hell: 6/15 (+1 from Toast) +1 to Toast, +1 to bfury.

Batter up! *angry bat squeaks and flapping*
7000 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492191843))

mastery: 23% energy: 27/48 rounds till [REDACTED]: 2? Two portals protect some random PS entitys. NULL.wrp 20/20 using NULL.wrp gives me focused strike, a personal upgrade special. it takes 5 turns to charge, but its charges can be attacked to reduce them, at a rate of 6,000 damage per charge. they can continue filling up past 5, but will still be set to 0 on use. focused strike grants me a critical on all my actions that post and is activated as a free action, and if I would crit / minicrit anyway teirs up the crit, so minicrit(1.5*)=biggercrit(2.5*), crit=biggestcrit (3*), if possible. if theres still more strength for the special, somehow, then have it heal the user or something. beta 13/13 also using.+2 simu I grant myself the following passive: at the start of a turn, if I have additional health bars, I can decide to have a non-standard health bar protect my normal one until certain conditions are met. EG: until health bar2 dips beneath 30,000 entity HP. a health bar is defined as anything that can be damaged by attacks and suffers some negative consequence from this. if this ability is too strong, then have the guard effect require 25 energy to initiate or something. new: theta 1/10ish alsonew: find the limits of power 1/20 +2 ire I look at toast with rage, then sigh. I'm not wasting my effort on this. I then jump very high, and shine brown, floating in the air. A small tear in reality appears infront of me, and I thrusts my hands forwards, peeling it open. through the tear is a map. a map that the world mirrors. I grab the map and make an extremely small rip near the nearest city and exactly where I am, then toss the map back through the portal as the rip I made creates a wormhole, which then teleports me to the town, where I land just outside of, tone down the glow a lot, then walk in and ask the nearest citizen where the library is in the nicest, most polite way possible.

Alright, I think I'm gonna tell you to calm down on personal upgrades for the time being, JOE. Hold onto that 20 and use it for something else please.
Additionally, your second ability is pretty useless as secondary health bars almost always protect the wielder first, exceptions are on bosses with turret items, which players don't really get.

Welcome to sidequesting! While there is a limit to the number of sidequests that can be going on at any given time, you are not limited in the number you can join, aside from the fact that there has to be a reasonable way for you to do so (as far as reasonability goes with Descendant powers. Basically, the person running the sidequest has to say you can join with the action you use to try and do so.). This means you can act in both the sidequest and the main battlefield by being in two places at once.

You properly embark on your sidequest. You come upon a bustling town populated by both humans and testificates. The first person you ask where the library is gives you no good instructions, jabbering something drunkenly about a fire, it seems they do not know where the library is...
AND THEN OBNOXIOUS SIDEQUEST GIMMICKS SET IN. It seems you can only ask one person per post. You stand in the archway as people walk past you. Further askings will prompt an actual conversation that you can use to try and get more info from.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1492192056))

”Well, there goes that plan.” Immediately after saying this, Beta gets an e-mail. He doesn’t even bother checking who sent it, since there is literally only one person who ever sends him e-mails. Actually, it’s likely for the best that you couldn’t get that artifact. It would most likely have brought a considerable force against you, as well as making you vulnerable to attack, in exchange for fairly negligible benefits. Plus, it’s doubtful that you would even know how to use it if you did get it. Unless you trained in wielding a gun-scythe while I wasn’t looking. He decides to respond. I guess you’re right. But, there aren’t many ways of getting stronger in this world that don’t involve becoming vulnerable to attack. So, what do you suggest I do? His sponsor is quick to respond. Well, I’ve heard that there is a way to obtain godmodding power in this world. Godmodding being the same sort of power wielded by the Simumodder, a simulation of another being known as the Godmodder. While it would involve becoming vulnerable, it would also make you much tougher to kill than a simple artifact. While others who are trying to locate information on this seem to be looking into village libraries… I think you ought to take an approach that’s slightly… Different. Attached are a number of sets of coordinates. Go to them and dig into the earth. You’ll probably know what to look for from there. Beta looks at the attachment to the e-mail. It is, indeed, a number of sets of coordinates. Quite a number of coordinate pairs indeed, with 128 in total. So, he pulls up his phone’s GPS, logs all of the sets of coordinates, charts the path that minimizes the distance between each pair of coordinates he visits (if not necessarily the total distance he travels) so he doesn’t visit any one twice, and heads off toward the nearest coordinates, the first of many he plans to visit. Unbeknownst to him, each denotes the location of one of the 128 (since 1.9) strongholds in the world. His sponsor hopes that the ancient tomes within their libraries contain information about godmodding that the libraries in villages wouldn’t (the logic being that libraries in villages are unlikely to contain information on godmodding, since, if they did, there would almost certainly be more godmodders than there currently are). 20/20 An Affront and a Front Before Beta gets very far into his quest, he receives another e-mail. Before you go, I have something to tell you. Since you won’t be on the battlefield while you go on this quest, I’ve decided to send in some more entity support. Could be helpful. Soon, someone shows up on the battlefield, with black hair arranged into massive spikes over their head, wielding a sword longer than they are tall and wearing more belts on their black trench coat than could ever possibly have any function. They start talking into some sort of earpiece. This the place? Yep. What now? I don’t really care. Do something, at least. Maybe kill things, I  don’t know. This fairly nonspecific order being received, the newcomer decides to go attack one of the weakened (but not the weakest) apostle of blood with that massive sword from earlier, and orders the Basic Slime to go attack the weakest. Stats for HIGH QUALITY OC HP: 20/20 Passive: Pseudo-Player Takes damage like a player while vulnerable. Passive: Not Paid Enough Can’t do anything, but not vulnerable to attack. Artifact: Giant’s Edge Makes entities or players that otherwise wouldn’t be vulnerable to attack, and gives something that would otherwise be unable to the ability to attack. When the wielder reaches ¼ max HP or less, gets passed on to who- or whatever last attacked them. Does nothing else, except maybe look cool. Basically, like a vulnerable player with a pretty worthless (unless you want to give your non-combat healers/support entities the ability to attack, or just go vulnerable for no reason) artifact who can only attack once per turn until reaching 5 HP, when they, for all intents and purposes except plot convenience (because otherwise, there wouldn’t be anyone ordering entities around), leave the battlefield and give the worthless artifact to whoever attacked last. +1 Ire/1412 4/15 Armed Neutrality NEW 1/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

Welcome to SIDEQUESTS
Much like JOEbob, you can act both on the battlefield and in your sidequest at the same time through PLOT CONVENIENCE.

You travel across deserts and swamps, climb precarious mountains and swim oceans to finally arrive at your destination.
There's... nothing here... At least, not on the surface. Looks like you're going to have to DIG your way down to the bottom.

Pseudo Player summoned, except without the artifact. That thing is sort dumb. Instead, they'll just leave at 5 hit points. If they DIE, then, oops, they died.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1492196860))

I decide to employ my exploring skillz that i previously acquired to go on an expedition to the town. I proceed to spend the next nine hours gathering supplies, before taping myself to a ye olde boat. The Ye Olde Boat explodes into bananas, and flings me over a mountain. I then spam sudden insights on the "three progress option", easily blazing a path though the ruins that just popped up out of nowhere, before finding a floating cheesecake and riding it over to the village. I bring a ton of gifts that just so happen to be tailor-fit to the villager's wants and desires, presumably making them immensely rich. I then ask for the location of the library. Oh, and i also inform them the blue stickfigure fellow once killed an entire village just like this one for fun and is a threat to them all. XX - Judgement 45/100 (20/20 4+ from Emerald 1+ from Toast 1+ from Jon 20/20 (Emerald_Mann) 6/20 (1412) 0/20 0/20)

Welcome to SIDEQUEST.

You attempt to make your entry to the village, but on your way, your cheesecake is intercepted by a swarm of ever-ravenous bugs that has been plagueing the countryside for some time now. This spills you and your attempt at power-housing through everything down in the mud. You do however make it to the city gate.
You may be a Descended but PLOT INCONVENIENCE demands you actually put time and effort into doing your things.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1492198148))

hahaa that was great I'm not even mad Oh hey the zomboss replacement mech has not a lot of health left. WELL since toast is at full health, guess I won't need this healing charge... Healing brew-> BRAINZ THIS: 9/9 USING Gene Error, seeing how near-boom the replacment mech is, decides he'd rather not be in it when it goes. He flips up a panel, slides a key into a lock and twists it, scans his fingerprints, tongueprint, and retinas, inputs a 30 digit code, finds waldo, and successfully plays a game of simon to the point where the input panel breaks. This complex sequence of events unlocks... The emergency pop-smart. which is eaten messily. oh yeah and then he jams his fist into the control panel and yanks out a bunch of wires before tying the controls together in a way that the bot's moving towards the vengeful night and hammering the eject button. The mech rockets towards the vengeful night, glowing and crackling with energy as it does so, leaving a trail of purple fire in its wake. Just before it collides, however, it explodes spectacularly, sending shrapnel, fire, and a heck of a lot of pure force directly into the Vengeful Night. Gene Error watches from the safety of his ejection seat as a single tear falls from his eye. Alas, all things must end eventually. Yeah, that was a really good pop-smart. judgement: 8/20 Avarat awakening: 1/20 Oh hey the rat seraph's ratribution is ready! Unleash it at the vengeful night, with harmful intent! i mean unless it's ratiation-based in which case throw it at joebob I guess. also I'd like the puppetratster to target the vengeful night as well. /respawning +2 emerald_mann

You send the Replacement Zomboss Mech careening towards Vengeful Night at high speed, where it explodes violently, rocking the entire battlefield with the force of the explosion.
30000 damage dealt to the Vengeful Night.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1492270042))

10/20 Azurewrath 11/20 Kewl Sord (+1 from John Doe) +1 1412, +1 Ire Chloe brings out a Repair Kit and literally slaps it on the Huntmobile, healing it. Crazy rushes into the weak Security Bot before hopefully finishing it off be cutting it to pieces. SparkedTheorem takes the weakest Apostle of Blood and tells him all about the history of ROBLOX's terrible updates to the games and website. This lecture makes the Apostle of Blood kill himself because he knows that there are truly horrible people out there (at least, in his perspective).

The Apostle of Blood commits suicide for 6000 damage.
Wait.
What.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1492368000))

/respawning judgement: 9/20 Avarat awakening: 3/20 +1 redstone, +1 variant I play chess with Death. I'm respawning next turn, so it doesn't do anything, but we both enjoy ourselves. EDIT FROM ME FROM THE FUTURE: okay I lost track of who +'d me. Gonna keep better track of that in the future.

You respawn!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1492374297))

mastery: 24% energy: 7/48 rounds till [REDACTED]: 2 theta 2/10ish find the limits of power 7/20 +1 from varient +1 ire +1 consumer +2 tricklejest +2 ire I check/scan an apostle of blood, then gather cyan energy and create a portal, summoning a small phone-like device with a keypad and a single unit of highly condensed, glowing radioactive fuel, though it is heavily shielded so as to not harm me. I then enter on the device "/SetCMD 1 "ThomasInProgress (speed: Plot; STR: 1of4;ELMTWHL: 1(Drt), 2(Tlk),3(Air),4(Skl)", then press the button while doing my best to supercharge its WiFi thingy using portals and spacewarping. [preparing combo attack for l8er.]

Apostle of Blood:
"Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves."
The figure of a broken entity, consumed by Vengeful Night for its own fell purposes. Capable of dealing damage or healing. Deal 10000 damage/healing every round. Produce 1 Blood every round.

Also, in order to set up a personal attack combo you have to choose a target entity to perform it on! you can't do it ambiguously!

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1492375968))

Beta finally manages to reach the first of the coordinate pairs. ”Hoo boy! That sure took a while! Good thing I still don’t need to eat for some reason, or I probably would’ve starved by now! Alright, so I’m supposed to dig when I get here...” He starts digging, and eventually falls into the stronghold denoted by the coordinates. Is this where I was supposed to end up? A stronghold? Alright, I guess I ought to start looking for… Whatever it is I’m supposed to be looking for. He looks around for a while, until he finds the library. ”OH! Now it makes sense! The library! There are probably tons of ancient books in here I could look through!” Then, he realizes that he just shouted in a library and apologizes, even though there’s nobody else around, and silently vows to be quieter as he looks around. This being done, he starts looking through the many books in the library, somehow managing to read the ancient language in which they’re written (and by “somehow” I, of course, mean using Google), in search of one that at least makes mention of something that might be related to godmodding. +1 Redstone/JOE 6/15 Armed Neutrality (+1 1412) 2/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again?

You dig through 5 blocks!

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1492381752))

Alicia returns, after scanning a bunch of a thing, as a Neutral. What do you mean this isn't dramatic? Gorilla you. You see, Alicia's corporate senses are on, and Alicia sees that trying to ascend is a COOL and NEW and PROFITABLE business that as a corporate heiress she needs to CASH IN ON and thus get a LOT OF MONEY, and masochistic satisfaction - wait why is an Annis tagging along with her I didn't say that was happening did I The Annis and Alicia duo dramatically hold up a sign, which dramatically says and telekinetically broadcasts into the godmodder wannabes (Beta/variant / Beta's purple ally whose name I can't remember /JOE) that the first godmodder wannabe to give her 5 assists will have her help in the quest. Different versions of them already have godmodding, anyway. This is dramatic so the Annis / Alicia duo can have a DRAMATIC excuse to go Neutral and help out WHOEVER THEY WANT for fun and games and sadistic satisfaction! No bamboozles, I promise! Here, have this: +1 to Variant, +1 to JOE For A Future Ally [1/6] Waifuism [1/10]

Uh... welcome to SIDEQUEST?
I guess you can go Neutral... Even if that was sorta lame, there's not really anything specifically holding you to the AS side I suppose.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1492414130))

o---Chages--- Puppet Plague: 20 / 20 (HERE WE GOOOO) Who Even Knows: 11 / 20 (+10, wow) +1 to JOE +1 to Variant Current Summons Marron calls to arms all the Puppet Rats in the Puppet Rat Dystopia. They swarm out of the place, leaving it only a husk of what it once was; now it's the Destroyed Rat Storage, and everything there sucks. The rats swarm together in one spot, and then Marron summons a string to tie them all together. With a now highly-deadly blob of rats at her command, she commands them to swarm a random person who's standing by the edge of the battlefield. He's promptly consumed, but his skeleton is then used as a "base" of sorts of the rats. Well, that's absolutely disgusting. The Rat Cage appears, at the cost of the current Terrain, which becomes the "Plains" or something generic like that. The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 75,000 / 75,000. Ratsplosion: 0/6 Abilities: Consume: A swarm of rats moves out to eat something, restoring 5,000 HP to this unit, and dealing 2,000 damage to a foe. Rat Spray: The skeleton that the rats are infesting points an arm out, which then sprays rats. Spawns a Swarm of Puppet Rats, and deals 4,000 damage to the target. This unit takes 12,000 damage. Ratsplosion: This unit hugs something, then explodes in a spray of rats. Deals damage equal to this unit's remaining HP to the target, and then spawns (The Rat Cage's HP / 10,000) Swarms of Puppet Rats, rounding up. Passives: Rat Pinata: For every 15,000 damage this unit takes, it spawns a Swarm of Puppet Rats. This does not count damage from Rat Spray. HP could potentially be nerfed to 60,000. Which is totally fine. Marron then notices that there's a girl named "Chloe" on the battlefield. Despite being an entirely different Chloe from the one she knows, it totally triggers her. So naturally, she puts a needle in her head, fired from a crossbow she kept in case she lost the Nightmarron, which she'll probably grab later. The needle keeps going through her head, dragging some string behind it. While the pain from the needle really probably isn't that much, it sure is dragging a bunch of stuff along with it. The string first carries several grenades into Chloe's face, all detonating on impact with her dome. For whatever reason the string doesn't break or fray, and more things get dragged along. The string carries several armfuls of splinters into Chloe's face, followed by a shaken can of lemon soda, which explodes in her face. "Lemon juice on open wounds" hijinks ensue. The string then suddenly becomes coated in sandpaper, causing massive irritation as it moves through Chloe's head. Then, several forks come on the string, and get left in Chloe's face, being left behind by the string. Next on the string is some meat-scented perfume, which attracts a bear... which is also tied to the string for some reason. The bear, after mauling Chloe for a bit, is somehow pulled straight through her head, making room for the next thing. The next thing is a cream pie, which splats on Chloe's face. Chloe then gets to see the final item on the string approach her! It appears to be a rocket booster, pointing away from her. The booster then flares to life, burning Chloe's face, setting the whole string on fire, and then sending the entire painful gauntlet back through her head. Ette shudders at the thought of what she'd do to Miss Elem herself, if given the chance. Good thing she's not here. The Rat Cage will use Rat Spray on Chloe! The puppet rats will eat her as well.

Rat Cage summoned with health nerfed to 60,000, Rat Spray buffed to be less detrimental and also deal a bit more damage.

Okayish_Chloe is the unfortunate recipient of an extremely painful sounding combo that deals 9000 damage.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1492434982))

CONTINUING FROM POST ONE AS IT WAS TOO BIG TO FIT IN A SINGLE POST. ACT 2 - Back and Forth -snip- INTERMISSION 1 - What...?! -snip [/b][/b]TO BE CONTINUED! The Vengeful Night takes massive damage from confusion. Charges tick up, +2 to JOEBob.

[big][big]SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH[/big][/big]
five thousand words, plus the best worst rap in the history of Paradox Space. AND formatting.
100,000 damage to Vengeful Night!

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 19:55:00

Fixing done regarding to JOEbob's energy system. Apparently the fix I tried to do for it a few rounds ago didn't go through. He is now at 25%. JOEbob, this is your opportunity to add something new onto the leveling system if you want something besides just portals.

Chloe takes out a bandage and walks over to the huntmobile, slapping it on. This somehow restores 5000 health. Crazy_Zilliness charges the last of the security bots and smashes it to pieces, very violently, even through its buffs and portals. The Rat seraph raises its tiny rat sword high up into the air, and a giant, glowing paw descends from the sky, reaching down and touching Vengeful Night. A massive blast of white radiates outwards, dealing 30000 damage to the Vengeful Night. The puppet ratster sends out a swarm of mini puppet rats under the cover of that light, which deal 7000 damage to the Vengeful Night.

The Huntmobile and the Reaper decide to team up together and make a charge across the battlefield and smash their way through the rat cage, dealing 15000 damage ot it right off the bat, spawning another rat swarm. The Screaming Man screams some more. 2000 damage to all non-AS entities.

The Pseudo Player and Basic Slime go after the Apostles of Blood, the Basic Slime kills off the weakest one using its base attack. The Pseudo-Player takes their massive sword and swings it around in a cleaving motion, dealing 12000 damage to another of the apostles of blood. One of the Apostles of Blood lashes out with its spear and avenges its fallen brother by killing the Basic Slime, and the other three all turn towards worship, healing up Vengeful Night for 30000 hit points. Vengeful Night shrieks again, the sound echoing around the battlefield, and white liquid drops off of it, falling onto the battlefield below, forming into a sort of globlike thing. Additionally, a portal opens. You see the throne room the Royal Guards came through before... but it seems broken. There is a powerful storm going on through it. Another Royal Guard, this one echoing with an unknown power (haha like we don't already know) that strengthens her. The Royal Guard takes up stance defending Vengeful Night.

The Rat Cage uses Rat Spray on Okayish_Chloe, spawning another swarm of puppet rats, all of which rush forward, attacking Okayish_Chloe as well. One of the heavy duty work mechs stumbles and topples over, landing on the unfortunate chloe, who bites it. The other three heavy duty work mechs all band together and throw the weakest apostle of blood into the stratosphere where it is eaten by a passing dragon. The Simumodder looks around and waits. He sees the huntmobile with its robotic passenger careening around the battlefield and generally causing a ruckus. He walks forwards, directly into the line of their path and slowly, deliberately, sticks out his foot. The huntmobile hits the foot and flips high into the air, unreasonably high. Then lands on the Reaper and explodes violently. Reaper killed. Huntmobile killed. A pair of +2s fly out of the wreckage, landing on Ire and JOEbob.

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Vengeful Night!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Healing Melody (Spawns 1 healing note which can be picked up for an action by an AS entity.)
Terrain: Rat Ruins (No Effect)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 90/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PS] 35,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2
Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PS] 11,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2
The Rat Cage [PS - Marron] Hp: 33,000/60,000. Ratsplosion: 1/6. 2,000/15,000 damage.
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [PS - Marron] Hp: 8,000/10,000.
Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 14/20. Astral Energy: 25%. Energy Stored: 31/50. Solar Adrenaline: 4/5.

Vengeful Night [H][ACT BOSS]: Hp: 198,000/500,000. Convert: 1/3. Dupliclone: 1/3. Bloody Rapture: 4/7 19/50 Blood.
Royal Guard [H]: Hp: 30,000/30,000. 6 Blade Durability. 1/2 Aura Charge. Body Guarding Vengeful Night.
Dupliclone [H]: Hp: 30,000/30,000. 1/3 Dupliclone
Apostle of Blood [H]: Hp: 28,000/30,000
Apostle of Blood x3 [H]: Hp: 24,000/30,000

Pseudo-Player [N - Variant]: HP: 20/20

Healing note x2
Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 55,000/70,000. 0/30,000 Ratribution.
Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 40,000/40,000
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 37,000/45,000. 8/40 Souls.
Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 70,000/70,000. 4/4 Ratness.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 60%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.
Toast [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Nightmarron [A] 3/4 Petal Dance. 4/10 Endless Night.

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The Local Town: Town Gate
JOEbob
White robed testificate
Farmer with a wheelbarrow
Purple robed testificate
Sleeping Guard
Battlefury

Above the Stronghold
Variant
95 blocks of stone and dirt



Originally posted on 2017-04-17 19:56:00

mastery: 25%
energy: 31/50150
Treshold reached! I add the ability to convert energy into damage around as efficiently as portals block it, and increase maximum energy to... lets say 6 times the current %? its unlikely I would hold it much longer, and it lets me save up if I need to.
rounds till [REDACTED]: -1! treshold reached, upgrades made!
I don't do anything with energy
theta 5/10ish +2 simu
find the limits of power 9/9 using/combining +1 from consumer
new: A 1/20
+2 consumer
I inform marron that I have to stop +ing them for a round, but will resume as normal on the next one. this information just pops into their head. as compensation and also because I can't use it right now, the ham knife floats to them and, if they accept, transfers ownership.
so I have a 11 and 20 to use...
wait, looks like its partly ok. revised: 6 turn charge, damage boost special. can be attacked to uncharge it at a rate of 6,000 HP per uncharge, when full extra generation protects me from damage. obviously charges at one per turn.
the 11, combined with 'find the limits of power' for simplicitys sake (making it a multiple of 5(also because find the limits of power was gonna be a personal upgrade which I’ve decided not to do in the future)), boosts my health by, I think it was four for a 20?
ACTION
I ask the white robed villager/testificate, as a librarian probably knows where the library is. I also silently and motionless and invisibly cast a 'alter world' spell on battlefury to make their action partly occur in another world, if it is intended to interfere with me.
END OF ACTION
also the combo is on V.night

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 20:00:00

The Annis / Alicia combo tallies up their first assist, the first step in getting a LOT OF MONEY. The Annis / Alicia combo aren't really too interested in the Battlefield right now, so they throw a token axe at the Vengeful Night, and threaten to establish Simumodder Delta Enlightened for being called lame.

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+1 JOE / +1 Variant
JOE: 2

For A Future Ally [4/6] [+2 from JOE]
Waifuism [2/10]

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 20:09:00

Trickle says screw the Night and rushes to the SIDEQUEST.
Sonic speed! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER SONIC X!
"Only 90s kids will get this reference huehuehue"
As far as I know Sonic X didn't even air in the 90s...

WELL, let's not get sidetracked.
Trickle jumps into the air, performs a sick pirouette and asks the villagers to tell him everything about Godmodding. PRONTO.

Meanwhile, he will just sit on the ground humming the Sonic X theme.
(GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER)

+2 to Conscummer

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 20:56:00

I bore the Vengeful Night with a dull story of soil or something like that, so he doesn't notice the 12-ton brick flying towards his face.

last charge until hell: 7/15

+1 to 1412, +1 to Variant.

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 22:40:00

Judgement: even more 20/20
Something or another: 6/20
+2 1412

I glare at the Simumodder, which keeps killing my stuff. I then look at an Apolstle of Blood, and decide that it needs to die. Therefore, I grab a sword, and run at it, stabbing it repeatedly. I collect the blood it drops, condense it into solid blood, which I throw at the Royal Guard

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 22:40:00

Wait, I can act on the battlefield from here?

Beta pulls himself out of the (fairly shallow) hole and looks out. Sure enough, with enough squinting, he was able to barely make out the blurry figures of the entities on the battlefield from where the stronghold was located.

Maybe a telescope would be a bit better in the future.

So, he decides to test how well he can interact with the battlefield by pulling out his cell phone and attempting to call the Pseudo-Player. His sponsor answers instead, so he just tells them to tell the Pseudo-Player to go attack something

The Pseudo-Player gets this message, decides that the Dupliclone might be a good target, and attacks it.

SIDEQUEST

As Beta sits on top of the hole, he looks back down into it, and is fairly disappointed by the lack of progress he had made.

That was just 5 blocks?
And there’s 95 more to dig through?
This is going to take a while, isn’t it?

He decides he’s going to try to expedite the process, and pulls out some TNT for a bit of blast mining.

+2 Consumer
8/15 Armed Neutrality (+1 Alicia)
4/10 Wait, How’d This Work Again? (+1 Annis)
(may as well cover all my bases)

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 22:45:00

Delicious damage...
I give a thumbs up to Gene as I respawn. if you look closely at the ejector seat parachuting down in the... oh wait no that's just falling. Blast. Eh, he's come back from worse. Anyway Gene gives a thumbs up back.
The DOUBLE THUMBSUP OF FRIENDSHIP gives my thumb ENORMOUS POWER. Power enough to mess with scale!
You know that thing where you hold your fingers up in front of your face and pinch so it looks like you're crushing a tiny person's head? I do that to the royal guard. HOWEVER due to the immense THUMB POWER I have, this actually crushes its head.

judgement: 13/20 (+2 from Emerald, +1 from Jondanger23
Avarat awakening: 4/20

+1 to emerald and Jondanger

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 23:49:00