mastery: 21%
energy: 21/42
rounds till [REDACTED]: 4
2 portals protect the goalpost hampster
yeah, I have planed what happens at 25
NULL.wrp 17/20 +2 simu
alepha 5/5 +1 ire +1 varient Using!
Alepha:
next charge: betayeahthesenamesaredesinedtobegeneric 1/10ish
+2 ire
I look at the field and see... whatever that is...
what the soft candy made of sugar, butter, and milk or cream?
...
that means fudge
...
uh.
once again, wat.
that sure was a mistake...
I decide not to attack vengeful night yet, since I don't have the time for the smash, nor the damage-buff effects to make it truly worthwhile, and instead heal goalpost hamster- its almost guaranteed that the strongest attacks will be coming from vengeful night at this point, theres no way I'm letting it die.
first, I google which foods hamsters like to eat, and the first result says "flame retardant foam" (DISCLAIMER: NOT ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A GOOGLE SEARCH). because of my unquestioning belief in google, I decide to do that. however, the article says not to use that cheap type you can find anywhere. oh, no! use the legendary gluten-free non-GMO Narrative approved foam, which can only be found, or bred, at the top of the legendary Mount Hamster, where many have died!

I decide this will all be worth it if I can feed my hamster, and go on the quest! first, I need directions. luckily, this not-at-all suspicious guy with a cloak, skull tatoos on his biceps, a peg leg, and who is holding a bloody knife gives me a map- how generous! I eagerly thank the man, shake his hand, and go on my merry way! but wait, the map has a lot of twists and turns, with no apparent hazards to prevent taking a straight route. I consider asking the man, but decide he must have a lot on his mind, given how quickly his face twitches from neutral to psyco-smile. yep, a lot on his mind.
as such, I go straight across the open plains using a rock-board (a board made of rocks that i use my earth powers to move) and soar along, quickly arriving at the mountain.

~~meanwhile, at the first structure across the maps path:
"kshhhthey, wheres that guy you gave the map to?"
"good question, keith"
"I hope he didn't skip us- we have all this awesome armor to give him so he can survive the trip"
"nah, I'm sure nobody could be that stupid."
~~back at the mountain:
a large golem awakens and lumbers down, before kicking me in the gut. I then levitate it with earth-powers, toss it back, and keep going.
~~meanwhile, at the 2nd-last structure:
OH GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD
~~lets ignore that, back to the mountain.
I notice that every last one of the defences is made of rock, then shuffle all the rock in the mountain around. this breaks all the traps, but I have to rest a while. once I'm done, I keep walking for a while until finally, I find the foam! I then feed the foam to the hamster, and smile as it grins at me widely! a success!
meanwhile, in the hamsters mind:
Oh deity damn it, this tastes horribl- Must Please Master, Must Please Master. Putting On Fake Smile..
Also I scan vengeful night.
right afterwards, I realise this probably qualifies for vengeful god is dead, at least in the spirit of the decision. still going to smash him Once, if I can, but thats it.

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 16:29:00

1's TSN: 4/20
Judgement: still 20/20

I glare at the Simumodder, then laugh because it's likely that LV2.0 will be getting a ton of health back from Adaptation.
Also I heal the Living Virus 2.0

Entity Orders: Yada Yada murder the boss, as usual

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 18:12:00

Alright, upon a bit of a misunderstanding in the main chat I feel sorta bad about having Vengeful Night appearing to shrug things off, so I'm making it clearer that I consider Vengeful Night and the Vengeful God Incarnate to basically be totally different boss fights.

As a result, I'm handing out the third spoil of the game.

The Chalice of Blood is given out to Emerald_Mann. This five round charge spoil draws upon the life force of it's owners allies to fuel the life force of others of its allies. When used, it drains a moderate amount of life from a targeted ally entity, then restores three times that amount of health to another entity.


Also related to Vengeful Night, there's a new poll checking to see if I should add a certain something after the ACT BOSS dies the death. Go check that out on the front page of the thread.

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 20:39:00

I pull out an Incredibly Generic Gun and unload a clip into the Vengeful Night. I then realize that the Incredibly Generic Gun is magazine-fed.

last charge until hell: 3/15 (+1 from Darkside)

+1 to Variant, +1 to Darkside


Originally posted on 2017-04-07 21:26:00

<RESPAWNING>
Puppet Plague: 12 / 20 (+4, Simu, JOE)
Attempted Cure -> Marron is Going to Instantly Kill a Guy: 5 / 5
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant

...Marron is currently dead. It's certainly a first for her. While Ette would normally be a lot more panicked, she knows a guy with a truck. The driver nearly runs over Ette as it delivers a life bottle to her. The driver then speaks for the first time. He sounds really, really stupid.

??: oh no
??: rip marron
??: she was good girl
??: anyway, smash vial on ground for rez
??: will work
??: okay bye

The truck driver (probably the Supplier) rides away, running over a creeper on his way out. Ette prepares the grounds for a resurrection, while Marron floats around in limbo. Marron will almost certainly instantly kill her murderer when she respawns; the sheer malice is somehow detectable from even Limbo...

You probably feel kinda silly for not killing the Vengeful God with those charges, don't you?

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 23:14:00

15/15 Getting the Basics Down (+2 Ire/JOE)

Beta receives an e-mail from his sponsor.

Good job!
You’ve managed to earn (with no small amount of help) your first entity!
Though, just to make sure you can handle it, I’ve decided to make it fairly basic.
You’ll love it, though! I promise!

Before he has time to reply, Beta watches as a strange mass of white goop emerges from a crack in the ground near him, approaches him, and stops, as if waiting for something. Beta stands perfectly still, seemingly dumbfounded by the appearance of this creature, until he receives another e-mail.

What are you waiting for?
Get it to go attack something!
Preferably without touching it!

This e-mail came with an attachment, detailing the stats and abilities of the entity.



Now understanding (kind of) how the Basic Slime works, Beta orders it to use Base Attack against the Vengeful Night, or, if that isn’t susceptible to pH and/or the Basic status, to use Basic Attack against one of the Apostles of Blood.
He then joins it in its attack by attacking the target with a rake. He starts out by using the fan end, but then he takes that off and just starts swinging the pole itself.
Unless the whole concept for the entity gets nulled, in which case Beta just targets one of the Apostles of Blood with his rake.


+1 Emerald/Ire
13/20 An Affront and a Front (+2 Jon/Ire)

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 00:00:00

...I stare at the vengeful night.
"Darnit joebob you said this wouldn't do anything bad."
After a bit more dumbstruck staring I feel the utter rage from... somewhere. Marron, probably, given that there's no visible source.
I scribble a quick note.

I seal it in an envelope and hand it to Ette."Excuse me, it's Ette, right? Could you give this to Marron when she gets back? I promise you it's not a trap."

Anyway, time to test out this wonderful toy!
I examine the nightmarron, and, remembering that it's a sniper rifle, open up the ammo compartment to find what I'm assuming are dust rounds. I combine some bullets with the horrendous brews I brewed up a while ago and load it, gagging a bit at the stench as I do so. Seriously, these brews are horrible. It's probably not safe to drink one, and even less safe to have one fired into your body via bullet casing.
Good thing the gun's pointed at the apostles of blood! *click*

PETAL DANCE GO
I begin to use the pokemon move petal dance, but realize that there's no flowers nearby and I'd just get confused at the end anyway. Besides in all likelihood this scythe's sharper than flower petals... Anyway.
I begin running towards the Vengeful Night. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna be able to reach any higher than this thing's toes so I'll just have to shadow of the colossus it.. I strap the scythe to my back and start climbing. Unless it's not standing on the ground, in which case I materialize the ammo with the heaviest knockback I have and load it into the nightmarron, and using it to rocketjump high enough to begin climbing. Either way, Eventually I get to the top of the highest wings. Oh hey, it's surprisingly nice up here. I take a minute to enjoy the view before readying the scythe and jumping off. On the way down, the scythe hooks the joint that connects the wing to the Vengeful Night's back. My momentum swings the scythe around and around the joint, cutting deeper and deeper into it with every revolution. Eventually I'm thrown off, but not before doing some pretty sweet damage.
Avarat Awakening: 2/20
TBD: 2/5

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 01:48:00

hey, I Didn't know this would happen either
I thought it would just make vengeful god stronger
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 11:23:00

I'm finally going to use my Levelling system for something!


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Trickle goes up to the Vengeful Night and slap him in the face.

Trickle: No! Bad ACT BOSS! Go back to the Void!

However, the Night wouldn't budge. It just stood there.
Looks like he's actually going to have to destroy this creature.

Trickle: UNLEASH THE EDGE!


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That horrible poem/rap/whatever it was deals severe damage to the Vengeful Night... However, Trickle isn't done just yet.

Trickle: I'm not done just yet.

Yes, that's what I said.

Trickle: Oh.



Originally posted on 2017-04-08 15:20:00

mastery: 22%
energy: 1/44
rounds till [REDACTED]: 4
NULL.wrp 18/20
beta 3/10ish +1 from beta
+2 ire
I decide that I must go on that quest I mentioned to become a godmodder! normally, I would probably come up with some barely plausible way to find out how to do so, but I am on the [PS] team, so I ask the simumodder how he initially became a godmodder, as well as requesting he respond to my message privately.
there isn't much more to say, in all honesty, at this point.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 15:35:00

Since it's a well-known fact that every great quest includes at least 10 dusty, massive, old books minimum that at some point will be needed to proceed, i proceed to steal every single godmodding related book i can within the Simulation, and then create my own copy of them, and then burn the rest. Because of the above rule, JOE's quest will undoubtably be greatly slowed.

Next, since every great quest also involves a great treasure, i go out of my way to plunder all the treasure and find all the treasure maps, including the so-called "legendary" ones shattered into multiple pieces. Being a descendant, this proves stupidly easily, and i manage to gather up and steal the buried treasure of several legendary pirate-kings among other things. I also perfectly memorize all the maps in a feat of implausibility, before burning them all. If there are any books among the treasures, same protocol as before applies.

Finally, i row a rowboat up to a massive island. Rocky and with sharp cliffs, it is built around the volcano, a wooden platform of which is attached to the top. It has a name, but i just decide to call it Volcano Island. For whatever reason. Regardless, i supply the tribe of water moles that has settled it with a sizable portion of the aforementioned wealth. By which we mean a tenth. They promptly proceed to sacrifice it to their fire gods, by throwing it into the volcano. Yes, the entire thing.

Generic Fire God #2421 awakens, baited into existed by the massive amount of god. It is promptly teleported to the battlefield, where it fires out all that gold and treasure in a massive molten beam into the Vengeful Night. This has the side effect of turning it into a massive pile of treasure, since the gold for some reason is doomed to always take the form of treasure. It also turns it into a gold statue. Suddenly, the Spanish Conquistadors notice a gold statue in their silver mines. They promptly arrange for the local natives to slave themselves to death mining out the massive thing, moments before it is shipped overseas and (again) minted into coins.

Those coins are then followed by a flood of gold in from Mexico. This causes a ton of inflation, devaluing the Vengeful Night in the process. The Vengeful Night is greatly depressed by it's sudden lack of worth, moments before the entirety of the coins made with it are somehow sunk during the Spanish Armada. The Vengeful Night horribly drowns, but not before attempting to come alive as a devalued coin construct. Which fails, as sea currents slowly scatter the coins.


??? - The Archer 9/10

XX - Judgement 26/100 (6 /20 20/20 0/20 0/20 0/20)

+1 Marron
+1 Toast


Originally posted on 2017-04-09 19:31:00

5/20 Azurewrath
6/20 Kewl Sord

+2 to Fury

Crazy_Zilliness uses Fallen Angel Crush on the Vengeful Night.
Chloe uses a Healing Spell on Crazy_Zilliness.

SparkedTheorem slams down on the Worshipper.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 20:15:00

there aren't any worshipers rn, only apostels of blood
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 22:31:00

Avarat Awakening: 3/20
judgement: 3/20
+2 battlefury

My word this thing's cool. BUT I'mma put it away for now.

I pull out a flashlight with a few billion lumens of brightness and point it directly at the vengeful night. As night is dark, and a few billion lumens is obscenely bright, this should damage him incredibly.

Puppetratster and Rat Seraph, you get treats for being cute provided you attack the vengeful night! And there's a pop-smart in it for Gene Error if the zomboss mech hits a weak Apostle of Blood!

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 01:40:00

Beta decides to just throw a brick at the weakest of the Apostles of Blood.


+1 JOE/Redstone
14/20 An Affront and a Front
1/15 Armed Neutrality

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 14:49:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491578987))

mastery: 21% energy: 21/42 rounds till [REDACTED]: 4 2 portals protect the goalpost hampster yeah, I have planed what happens at 25 NULL.wrp 17/20 +2 simu alepha 5/5 +1 ire +1 varient Using! Alepha: Spoiler Alert so, you know that weapon ire had until last turn? yeah, the nightmarron, thats it. well, I'm thinking I'll steal it back for them. it looks a bit better at 24 FPS instead of 15, but its too big for the gif speed changer thing i use anyway, I steal back nightmarron and hand it back to marron as soon as they respawn. extra attack strength/damage goes towards killing the 30,000 hp helpers of vengeful night. next charge: betayeahthesenamesaredesinedtobegeneric 1/10ish +2 ire I look at the field and see... whatever that is... what the soft candy made of sugar, butter, and milk or cream? ... that means fudge ... uh. once again, wat. that sure was a mistake... I decide not to attack vengeful night yet, since I don't have the time for the smash, nor the damage-buff effects to make it truly worthwhile, and instead heal goalpost hamster- its almost guaranteed that the strongest attacks will be coming from vengeful night at this point, theres no way I'm letting it die. first, I google which foods hamsters like to eat, and the first result says "flame retardant foam" (DISCLAIMER: NOT ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A GOOGLE SEARCH). because of my unquestioning belief in google, I decide to do that. however, the article says not  to use that cheap type you can find anywhere. oh, no! use the legendary gluten-free non-GMO Narrative approved foam, which can only be found, or bred, at the top of the legendary Mount Hamster, where many have died! I decide this will all be worth it if I can feed my hamster, and go on the quest!  first, I need directions. luckily, this not-at-all suspicious guy with a cloak, skull tatoos on his biceps, a peg leg, and who is holding a bloody knife gives me a map- how generous! I eagerly thank the man, shake his hand, and go on my merry way! but wait, the map has a lot of twists and turns, with no apparent hazards to prevent taking a straight route. I consider asking the man, but decide he must have a lot on his mind, given how quickly his face twitches from neutral to psyco-smile. yep, a lot on his mind. as such, I go straight across the open plains using a rock-board (a board made of rocks that i use my earth powers to move) and soar along, quickly arriving at the mountain. ~~meanwhile, at the first structure across the maps path: "kshhhthey, wheres that guy you gave the map to?" "good question, keith" "I hope he didn't skip us- we have all this awesome armor to give him so he can survive the trip" "nah, I'm sure nobody could be that stupid." ~~back at the mountain: a large golem awakens and lumbers down, before kicking me in the gut. I then levitate it with earth-powers, toss it back, and keep going. ~~meanwhile, at the 2nd-last structure: OH GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD ~~lets ignore that, back to the mountain. I notice that every last one of the defences is made of rock, then shuffle all the rock in the mountain around. this breaks all the traps, but I have to rest a while. once  I'm done, I keep walking for a while until finally, I find the foam! I then feed the foam to the hamster, and smile as it grins at me widely! a success! meanwhile, in the hamsters mind: Oh deity damn it, this tastes horribl- Must Please Master, Must Please Master. Putting On Fake Smile.. Also I scan vengeful night. right afterwards, I realise this probably qualifies for vengeful god is dead, at least in the spirit of the decision. still going to smash him Once, if I can, but thats it.

Okay, NORMALLY that action would be sufficient to steal Nightmarron back, with a little bit extra, but as it is... that's not really fair to 1412, so instead I'm translating it into player damage.
Of which, thanks to SMASHing, you deal 15.
Your flame retardant foam, however nasty it tastes, is super effective, to the point that when your hamster mysteriously bursts into flame, it gains back all of its lost hitpoints instead of burning.

Vengeful Night: "The time has come. The bell will ring. The new world will come. Rise, my servants. Rise and serve me. I am death and life. Darkness and light."
Passives:
Bloody World: "A downpour of blood, but a final harbinger of the violence both already passed and yet to come." Gains 1 Blood for every Apostle of Blood on the field at the end of the round. Upon reaching 0 hitpoints all Blood saved up will be expended in the form of healing, 2000 hit points per blood. If blood count goes over 50, all excess blood will be expended in the same fashion.
Blinding Vengeance: "In memory of those followers who have fallen to their knees in supplication, their prayers for vengeance will now be answered." Vengeful Night gets to act twice every round.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491585165))

1's TSN: 4/20 Judgement: still 20/20 I glare at the Simumodder, then laugh because it's likely that LV2.0 will be getting a ton of health back from Adaptation. Also I heal the Living Virus 2.0 Entity Orders: Yada Yada murder the boss, as usual

3000 health restored to the Living Virus.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1491593994))

Alright, upon a bit of a misunderstanding in the main chat I feel sorta bad about having Vengeful Night appearing to shrug things off, so I'm making it clearer that I consider Vengeful Night and the Vengeful God Incarnate to basically be totally different boss fights. As a result, I'm handing out the third spoil of the game. The Chalice of Blood is given out to Emerald_Mann. This five round charge spoil draws upon the life force of it's owners allies to fuel the life force of others of its allies. When used, it drains a moderate amount of life from a targeted ally entity, then restores three times that amount of health to another entity. Also related to Vengeful Night, there's a new poll checking to see if I should add a certain something after the ACT BOSS dies the death. Go check that out on the front page of the thread.

Go do something useful like update your stupid thread, would ya?

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1491596789))

I pull out an Incredibly Generic Gun and unload a clip into the Vengeful Night. I then realize that the Incredibly Generic Gun is magazine-fed. last charge until hell: 3/15 (+1 from Darkside) +1 to Variant, +1 to Darkside

Oh no! What an embaressing mistake.
7000 damage to Vengeful Night.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1491603273))

<RESPAWNING> Puppet Plague: 12 / 20 (+4, Simu, JOE) Attempted Cure -> Marron is Going to Instantly Kill a Guy: 5 / 5 +1 to JOE +1 to Variant ...Marron is currently dead. It's certainly a first for her. While Ette would normally be a lot more panicked, she knows a guy with a truck. The driver nearly runs over Ette as it delivers a life bottle to her. The driver then speaks for the first time. He sounds really, really stupid. ??: oh no ??: rip marron ??: she was good girl ??: anyway, smash vial on ground for rez ??: will work ??: okay bye The truck driver (probably the Supplier) rides away, running over a creeper on his way out. Ette prepares the grounds for a resurrection, while Marron floats around in limbo. Marron will almost certainly instantly kill her murderer when she respawns; the sheer malice is somehow detectable from even Limbo... You probably feel kinda silly for not killing the Vengeful God with those charges, don't you?

That's okay, Vengeful Night's going to drop something cool.
You respawn.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1491606022))

15/15 Getting the Basics Down (+2 Ire/JOE) Beta receives an e-mail from his sponsor. Good job! You’ve managed to earn (with no small amount of help) your first entity! Though, just to make sure you can handle it, I’ve decided to make it fairly basic. You’ll love it, though! I promise! Before he has time to reply, Beta watches as a strange mass of white goop emerges from a crack in the ground near him, approaches him, and stops, as if waiting for something. Beta stands perfectly still, seemingly dumbfounded by the appearance of this creature, until he receives another e-mail. What are you waiting for? Get it to go attack something! Preferably without touching it! This e-mail came with an attachment, detailing the stats and abilities of the entity. Basic Slime.txt HP: 35000/35000 pH: 14 Passives: Superbase: Gain 1000 (or more appropriate number) HP of regeneration for every pH above 10 (or more appropriate number) while pH is above 10 (see previous). Immune to the status condition “Basic” (this effect applies before “Basic” can come into effect). Take 25% (or more appropriate number) less damage from entities with the status condition “Basic”. Actives: Basic Attack: Deals 500 damage per pH to 1 target. Base Attack: Deals 500 damage per pH to 1 target, and removes 1 pH from the Basic Slime and adds 1 pH to the target. Can only be used while pH is greater than 7. Ion Cannon: Can only be used (and charged, if this ability is made to require charge) while pH is 7 or less. Deals 10000 damage, and removes as many pH from the target as necessary to make the Basic Slime’s pH equal 14, and then adds that many pH to the Basic Slime. Relevant Status Effects: Basic: Automatically applied to any susceptible entity with 14 or more (yes, you can have a pH more than 14) pH. Negates all passives that can be negated, and prevents (either the charging or the activation or both, whichever seems more appropriate) of charged abilities. Removes 1 pH per turn, and lasts for (pH at application of status - 7) turns or until pH reaches 7 or less, whichever comes first. Acidic: Automatically applied to any susceptible with 1 or less (yes, you can have a pH less than 1) pH. Any attempted healing of the afflicted entity deals half of the restored HP as damage to the healer (for self-heals, healing effect is halved). Adds 1 pH per turn, and lasts for (7 - pH at application of status) turns or until pH reaches 7 or greater, whichever comes first. Now understanding (kind of) how the Basic Slime works, Beta orders it to use Base Attack against the Vengeful Night, or, if that isn’t susceptible to pH and/or the Basic status, to use Basic Attack against one of the Apostles of Blood. He then joins it in its attack by attacking the target with a rake. He starts out by using the fan end, but then he takes that off and just starts swinging the pole itself. Unless the whole concept for the entity gets nulled, in which case Beta just targets one of the Apostles of Blood with his rake. +1 Emerald/Ire 13/20 An Affront and a Front (+2 Jon/Ire)

Hoooo boy another complex entity.
I might need to make a complexity limit if stuff gets too out of hand, the number of entities with convoluted gimmicks keeps getting out of hand.
Either way, Basic Slime added.
You swing your rake with extreme vigor, dealing 6000 damage to an apostle of blood.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1491612508))

...I stare at the vengeful night. "Darnit joebob you said this wouldn't do anything bad." After a bit more dumbstruck staring I feel the utter rage from... somewhere. Marron, probably, given that there's no visible source. I scribble a quick note. Spoiler Alert Hey Marron! if you're reading this then you've successfully come back from the dead, and we are now (more or less) even. Seriously, those legal documents were very much valid. I may be many things, but I am not a liar. In any case I know you're upset about the whole "being dead" thing but can you at least focus your fury on stopping the vengeful night before it does... whatever it's trying to do? we can go back to our regularly scheduled mutual dislike afterwards. -1412 PS (heh, pun): Attached is a courtesy +2. Well fought. I seal it in an envelope and hand it to Ette."Excuse me, it's Ette, right? Could you give this to Marron when she gets back? I promise you it's not a trap." Anyway, time to test out this wonderful toy! I examine the nightmarron,  and, remembering that it's a sniper rifle, open up the ammo compartment to find what I'm assuming are dust rounds. I combine some bullets with the horrendous brews I brewed up a while ago and load it, gagging a bit at the stench as I do so. Seriously, these brews are horrible. It's probably not safe to drink one, and even less safe to have one fired into your body via bullet casing. Good thing the gun's pointed at the apostles of blood! *click* PETAL DANCE GO I begin to use the pokemon move petal dance, but realize that there's no flowers nearby and I'd just get confused at the end anyway. Besides in all likelihood this scythe's sharper than flower petals... Anyway. I begin running towards the Vengeful Night. I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna be able to reach any higher than this thing's toes so I'll just have to shadow of the colossus it.. I strap the scythe to my back and start climbing. Unless it's not standing on the ground, in which case I materialize the ammo with the heaviest knockback I have and load it into the nightmarron, and using it to rocketjump high enough to begin climbing. Either way, Eventually I get to the top of the highest wings. Oh hey, it's surprisingly nice up here. I take a minute to enjoy the view before readying the scythe and jumping off. On the way down, the scythe hooks the joint that connects the wing to the Vengeful Night's back. My momentum swings the scythe around and around the joint, cutting deeper and deeper into it with every revolution. Eventually I'm thrown off, but not before doing some pretty sweet damage. Avarat Awakening: 2/20 TBD: 2/5

8000 damage to one of the apostles, 9000 damage to vengeful night!
Congrats on mastering control over someone else's weapon.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491647035))

hey, I Didn't know this would happen either I thought it would just make vengeful god stronger /NULL

W H O P S

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1491661250))

I'm finally going to use my Levelling system for something! System Syche! [spoiler=Trickle's Evil Lair] What the hell are you doing here?! This isn't some sort of stupid Moniker/Tazz adventure that deals 12 damage to the Godmodder! [spoiler=Backdoor] WOAH! Get the gorilla outta here! This is my totally cool, new and evil backyard! Oh, uh... that isn't an actual rose bush!! It's a... totally evil Establishment bush! Yes! Exactly! [spoiler=Tree-House] NOT MY TREE-HOUSE! THAT'S WHERE I DO MY READING CL- Uh... I mean, EVIL MEETINGS WITH OTHER VILLAINS THROUGH ESTABLISHMENTSPACE! Yes! Uhhh... Wait, no no no no! DON'T TOUCH THAT! [spoiler=Plans] NO!! THOSE ARE MY PLANS FOR MY LEVELLING SYSTEM! Alright, alright, I'll spill the beans! [spoiler=Beans] HAH! DOUBLE SYCHE! NOT READY YET, SUCKER! [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] [/spoiler] Trickle goes up to the Vengeful Night and slap him in the face. Trickle: No! Bad ACT BOSS! Go back to the Void! However, the Night wouldn't budge. It just stood there. Looks like he's actually going to have to destroy this creature. Trickle: UNLEASH THE EDGE! EDGE Warning - This will melt your eyes. It's that edgy. [spoiler=REAL EDGE] ACTUAL WARNING - TURN BACK, HEATHEN! THE EDGE WILL OBLITERATE YOU! [spoiler=ACTUAL EDGE] It's too late... You're doomed... [spoiler=REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE] incomplete [/spoiler] [/spoiler] That horrible poem/rap/whatever it was deals severe damage to the Vengeful Night... However, Trickle isn't done just yet. Trickle: I'm not done just yet. Yes, that's what I said. Trickle: Oh. [/spoiler]

At trickle's request this post has been scrapped instead of counted.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491748522))

mastery: 22% energy: 1/44 rounds till [REDACTED]: 4 NULL.wrp 18/20 beta 3/10ish +1 from beta +2 ire I decide that I must go on that quest I mentioned to become a godmodder! normally, I would probably come up with some barely plausible way to find out how to do so, but I am on the [PS] team, so I ask the simumodder how he initially became a godmodder, as well as requesting he respond to my message privately. there isn't much more to say, in all honesty, at this point.

The Simumodder has sent you his response.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1491762691))

Since it's a well-known fact that every great quest includes at least 10 dusty, massive, old books minimum that at some point will be needed to proceed, i proceed to steal every single godmodding related book i can within the Simulation, and then create my own copy of them, and then burn the rest. Because of the above rule, JOE's quest will undoubtably be greatly slowed. Next, since every great quest also involves a great treasure, i go out of my way to plunder all the treasure and find all the treasure maps, including the so-called "legendary" ones shattered into multiple pieces. Being a descendant, this proves stupidly easily, and i manage to gather up and steal the buried treasure of several legendary pirate-kings among other things. I also perfectly memorize all the maps in a feat of implausibility, before burning them all. If there are any books among the treasures, same protocol as before applies. Finally, i row a rowboat up to a massive island. Rocky and with sharp cliffs, it is built around the volcano, a wooden platform of which is attached to the top. It has a name, but i just decide to call it Volcano Island. For whatever reason. Regardless, i supply the tribe of water moles that has settled it with a sizable portion of the aforementioned wealth. By which we mean a tenth. They promptly proceed to sacrifice it to their fire gods, by throwing it into the volcano. Yes, the entire thing. Generic Fire God #2421 awakens, baited into existed by the massive amount of god. It is promptly teleported to the battlefield, where it fires out all that gold and treasure in a massive molten beam into the Vengeful Night. This has the side effect of turning it into a massive pile of treasure, since the gold for some reason is doomed to always take the form of treasure. It also turns it into a gold statue. Suddenly, the Spanish Conquistadors notice a gold statue in their silver mines. They promptly arrange for the local natives to slave themselves to death mining out the massive thing, moments before it is shipped overseas and (again) minted into coins. Those coins are then followed by a flood of gold in from Mexico. This causes a ton of inflation, devaluing the Vengeful Night in the process. The Vengeful Night is greatly depressed by it's sudden lack of worth, moments before the entirety of the coins made with it are somehow sunk during the Spanish Armada. The Vengeful Night horribly drowns, but not before attempting to come alive as a devalued coin construct. Which fails, as sea currents slowly scatter the coins.  ??? - The Archer 9/10 XX - Judgement 26/100 (6 /20 20/20 0/20 0/20 0/20) +1 Marron +1 Toast

Your attempts to burn all the dusty old tomes and loot all the treasures is inhibited by Sidequest Power, meaning you'd have to actually go on the Sidequest in question to find and burn the books.
Vengeful Night still takes 9000 damage.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1491765320))

5/20 Azurewrath 6/20 Kewl Sord +2 to Fury Crazy_Zilliness uses Fallen Angel Crush on the Vengeful Night. Chloe uses a Healing Spell on Crazy_Zilliness. SparkedTheorem slams down on the Worshipper.

You deal 5000 damage to the Worshipper. Poor guy, first his god turns into an insane murderous being with wings that wants to kill everything, now he's getting picked on.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491773516))

there aren't any worshipers rn, only apostels of blood /NULL

Actually, JOE, if you'll check the update, one of your Worshippers was never blessed and survived the Vengeful God's mini-holocaust.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1491784803))

Avarat Awakening: 3/20 judgement: 3/20 +2 battlefury My word this thing's cool. BUT I'mma put it away for now. I pull out a flashlight with a few billion lumens of brightness and point it directly at the vengeful night. As night is dark, and a few billion lumens is obscenely bright, this should damage him incredibly. Puppetratster and Rat Seraph, you get treats for being cute provided you attack the vengeful night! And there's a pop-smart in it for Gene Error if the zomboss mech hits a weak Apostle of Blood!

But the Vengeful God is part White Night, and thus has resistance to lightness as well as darkness. It still burns though. 5000 damage.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1491832188))

Beta decides to just throw a brick at the weakest of the Apostles of Blood. +1 JOE/Redstone 14/20 An Affront and a Front 1/15 Armed Neutrality

Bonk. 4000 damage to the apostle of blood.


Originally posted on 2017-04-10 15:50:00

The Living Virus and Huntermobile decide to join up for a TEAM ATTACK! and the virus mounts itself on the front of the Huntermobile, which barrels forward at top speed before the living virus applies a physics glitch that launches it up high into the air before coming crashing back down in the middle of the Vengeful Night's face, dealing 20,000 damage. Crazy_Zilliness lifts up into the air and growing a pair of angel wings, before abruptly losing them and smashing face-first into the still-recovering Vengeful Night for 15000 damage.

While several other entities charge their way up to the Vengeful Night, Okayish_Chloe mutters a healing spell under their breath, healing Crazy zIlliness for 5000 health. The Puppetratster climbs up on the back of the rat seraph and the two charge with adorable little squeaks. What's less adorable is the stinging opening they leave for the Zomboss Backup Mech to attack. 23000 damage. The Screaming Man continues screaming. 2000 damage to everyone who's not AS. The Reaper jumps forwards and smashes his scythe into the face of the injured Apostled of Blood, dealing 4000 damage to it.

The Basic Slime blurbles up a storm, then smashes into the weakened apostle of blood, losing one PH and killing the apostle of blood.

The Apostles of Blood split their action, first three of them rip apart the living virus, reducing it to scraps of coding... or try to. I forgot about armor from Fleeced and they only deal 21000 damage. The other two focus on healing Vengeful Night, restoring 20000 health. Vengeful Night summons up another one its Apostles of Blood and then shrieks, calling down white lightning from the skies... it is a massive storm that threatens to wipe out several entities... until the goalposts move. All of the lightning strikes the goalposts. 20000 damage to the goalpost hamster. It gives a pitiful little squeak then poofs into a puff of smoke.

On the PS side, the swarm of puppet rats, finally not getting spawn camped, sends its regards to the Vengeful Night for 2000 damage. The work mechs and security bots all band together, transforming into VOLTRON, INVOKER OF COPYRIGHT STRIKES. And using the power of copyright they strike down the newly spawned Apostle of Blood. The Simumodder decides to play golf, so he pays his two caddies (ire and JOE) their daily +2 and then takes out his biggest golf club. "FORE!" He then proceeds to gently put one of the apostles of blood over a few feet, where it gently taps the zomboss mech.
They both explode. Killing the apostle and dealing 30000 damage to the zomboss mech.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Vengeful Night!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Celestial Realm (Grants 1 stack of sky ally to every PS each round.)
Terrain: Puppet Rat Dystopia (Summons 1 PS "Swarm of Puppet Rats" every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 90/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 21,000/30,000. Ally of the Sky 3
Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 10,000/10,000.
Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 8,000/10,000. Ally of the Sky 1
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PS] 46,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2
Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PS] 22,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 2
Security Bots x3: [PS] 13,000/20,000 HP Ally of the Sky 2
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 14/20. Astral Energy: 21%. Energy Stored: 42/42. Solar Adrenaline: 2/5.

Vengeful Night [H][ACT BOSS]: Hp: 430,000/500,000. Convert: 2/3. Dupliclone: 2/3. Bloody Rapture: 2/7 10/50 Blood.
Apostle of Blood x4 [H]: Hp: 28,000/30,000

Basic Slime [N - Variant]: HP: 23,000/25,000. pH: 13. Ion Cannon: 0/4

Living Virus 2.0 [AS - Emerald] - 3,500/120,000 HP. Hack: 1/5. Projectile Virus: 2/10. Adaptation: 6/7. 5% accuracy. 5% dodge. Fleeced 2 rounds
Zomboss Replacement Mech [AS - 1412] - 10,000/80,000 HP.
Huntmobile [AS - Emerald] - 30,000/30,000 HP. Roadkill: 3/3
The Reaper [AS - Bfury] 25,000/25,000 HP. 20% dodge
Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 55,000/70,000. 22,000/30,000 Ratribution.
Okayish_Chloe [AS - Redstone] Hp: 25,000/25,000
Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 40,000/40,000
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 37,000/45,000. 2/40 Souls.
Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 70,000/70,000. 2/4 Ratness.
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 5/20. Nightmarron [A] 1/4 Petal Dance. 2/10 Endless Night.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 60%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.



Originally posted on 2017-04-10 15:51:00

ploccoholder

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 16:48:00

mastery: 23%
energy: 24/46
rounds till [REDACTED]: 2
NULL.wrp 19/20
beta 7/10ish +2 simu +1 ire
I was gonna kill 1412 but i just realised he can survive any one non-smash.
+2 ire
I create two portals for the basic slime as a favour, and sigh upon discovering the simumodder can't help me. I then decide to go to my homeland where the post convenience is strong, and find the astral mountain. I am immediately stopped by a mist figure, who asks why I am here. I respond with "I Need kno how am become godmadder" and he says oh, ok. I then run really really fast to the top of the mountain, where the elder waits. he says theres some legend and notices my astral level is at a mere 23%, saying I am weak. after that, he starts to gather his own energy, and imparts on me a vision of an alternate simumodder who became a godmodder normally, and is telling alternate-me how to become one.[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
also I scan vengeful night again, with a slight focus on whether he is immune to bleed

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 17:02:00

Beta turns toward 1412.

Alright…
So…
1412?
Yeah, that’s it.
We’ve talked before.
Sorry to ask this of you, but…
That artifact there.
The Night-something.
Can I have it?



But all of this is assuming that 1412 doesn’t just hand Nightmarron over upon someone simply walking up and asking for it. But, just in case...






+2 1412
15/20 An Affront and a Front
2/15 Armed Neutrality

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 19:34:00