SPLITDOP: Also the reboot. We promise.

The robots all open fire into the midst of the players... doing absolutely nothing. After all, it would be cruel to disrupt player actinos due to unavoidable circumstance on the first round. "Okay, that's enough of this stupidity." As you hear echoing shouts coming from down the hallway, the Simumodder cuts open a rift in the air, leading back to the battlefield. He looks over at the mech suits and security bots, shrugs, and lasers them with mindcontrol. "Mine now, ktnxbai". And hopes through the portal.
He turns around and looks at the rest of you. "Well what are you lot waiting for? I'm not going to hold the exit open forever!" You all shrug and hop through... Oh wow, it looks like your entities have been busy while you were gone. Which is to say the slugged it out just enough for everything to remain at a total standstill. Don't you just love flunky bosses? +2 to ire and joe

Itinerary:
Regain the Entity advantage
Destroy the Vengeful God!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Celestial Realm (Grants 1 stack of sky ally to every PS each round.)
Terrain: Puppet Rat Dystopia (Summons 1 PS "Swarm of Puppet Rats" every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 91/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Vengeful God Incarnate [PS - JOEbob][BOSS]: Hp: 112,500/400,000. Convert: 3/3. Dupliclone: 3/3. White Was the Night: 6/6 4/50 Blood. Ally of the Sky: 2
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Blessed. 3000 regen Ally of the Sky 2
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Blessed. 3000 regen. Ratiation 1/7 Ally of the Sky: 3
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Ally of the Sky 1
Dupliclone [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000. Dupliclone 3/3. Blessed. 3000 regen. Ally of the Sky: 3
Swarm of Puppet Rats x2 [PS - Marron] Hp: 10,000/10,000. Ally of the Sky 1
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PG] 50,000/50,000 HP
Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PG] 43,000/50,000 HP
Security Bots x3: [PG] 18,000/20,000 HP
Security Bots x2: [PG] 12,000/20,000 HP
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. ratiation 3/7
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Astral Energy: 20%. Energy Stored: 40/40. Solar Adrenaline: 5/5. Ratiation: 2/7

Living Virus 2.0 [AS - Emerald] - 10,500/60,000 HP. Hack: 1/5. Projectile Virus: 10/10. Adaptation: 2/7. 5% accuracy. 5% dodge.
Zomboss Replacement Mech [AS - 1412] - 55,000/80,000 HP.
Hunters for Hire x2 [AS - Emerald] - 10,000/10,000 HP
Huntmobile [AS - Emerald] - 30,000/30,000 HP. Roadkill: 2/3
The Reaper [AS - Bfury] 25,000/25,000 HP. 20% dodge
Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 55,000/70,000. 14,000/30,000 Ratribution.
Okayish_Chloe [AS - Redstone] Hp: 25,000/25,000
Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 40,000/40,000
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 45,000/45,000. 6/40 Souls.
Tricklejest [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 65%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 95% durability.



Originally posted on 2017-04-03 17:44:00

I tell the Living Virus to use Projectile Virus on the Vengeful God Incarnate
Bulky Code: 18/20
Judgement: 20/20
I have no idea what Judgement is supposed to do, but it's done charging?

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 19:03:00

o---Charges---
Excessive Rose: 20 / 20 (USING)
Puppet Plague: 6 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

The Nightmarron proceeds to upgrade itself again, obtaining a move called "Endless Night". It seems like it'll take 10 rounds to charge, and will almost certainly destroy the Nightmarron on use. You should probably KO Marron before this goes off. Marron then decides that she wants more raw damage, and then sees SparkedTheorem's Firebrand. Wouldn't that be a cool thing to have? She proceeds to bash him over the head with the blunt side of the Nightmarron, dazing him for a brief moment. She then promptly boots him in the face, knocking him down to the ground.

She then ends up placing the blade of the Nightmarron right into his chest, with the barrel pointed towards his face. She shoots SparkedTheorem a few times, before ripping out the blade... or at least she tries. Apparently, he's stuck on the blade. She awkwardly shakes the Nightmarron around, before calling over Ette to help pull the guy off the blade. Ette pulls as hard as she can, accidentally spilling whatever SparkedTheorem is made out of all over the floor. She gives him a lollipop before sending him off with a pat on the back.

Then, to add insult to injury, Marron snipes the lollipop. Ette promptly paps Marron for that, before dragging her away by the ear.

The Puppet Rats will eat Okayish_Chloe. Marron probably has a vendetta against people named Chloe.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 19:18:00

Alright, looks like I’m fine now.
Must’ve been something I ate.
Except that I haven’t eaten anything.
Weird.
At least the world looks like it’s normal again.

He then looks over and sees the mechs from the “reboot”.

Wait.
Those guys were real?

He thinks for a second, before coming to a conclusion.

Oh, wait!
The simumodder can literally summon stuff from nothing on a whim!
He probably just did that.

He then signals for a drop from his sponsor. His sponsor doesn’t exactly know what the signal is at first, but manages to get it after about a minute, and drops down a ball of play-doh.
He then opens up the back of the weakest Heavy Duty Work Mech and begins putting play-doh in place of things for which play-doh would be a bad replacement. Things like gears, motors, circuit boards, and the like.


+1 helldiver/jondanger
8/20 An Affront and a Front
11/15 Getting the Basics Down (+1 Ire)

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 19:53:00

mastery: 20%
energy: 40/40
4 portals, vengeful god.
rounds till [REDACTED]: 4
NULL.wrp 11/20
the goal 8/8 +1 from ire +2 from simu using!
next: alepha 1/unkgun
the goal summons a hamster holding two 'goal' flags.
passive: move the goalposts- it blocks one attack per round, but the strongest one, without taking damage. 20,001/20,001 HP 1/7 RANDOMHAMSTER ??? 0 attack
if it can do more given the charge, it blocks 2 attacks, etc. it cannot protect itself
+1 varient +1 ire
hmmm...
vengeful god uses white was the night.
worshipers worship vengeful god. dupliclone uses dupliclone. vengeful god debt collectors' as a free action.
Solar adrenaline is ready! activating!
I leap at crazy zillyness and slam into them with a massive flaming fist, and before even a nanosecond passes have punched hundreds of holes in their body, before running behind them and gathering an orb of flame, then throwing it. the orb slams into them, and the ground repels some of the flame, resulting in a directional explosion that flys through a portal and slams into them again. I face off against them, taunt them a few times, and right as they attack me, somersault over them, then spin-kick them sideways into a wall. the wall retracts into the ground as I fire an orb of concentrated kinetic energy into them, which knocks them far, far away, into a computer screen. they enter the digital world and I decide to start messing with them. I click their avatar and drag it into this simumodder post, then paste in the link to a gif of a ball moving right, click preview, and quickly drag them back up, causing the ball to smack them aside. I then open synfig and drag them in, then click the rectangle tool and select outline. I then press tab 3 times to select the dragging tool thing, and grab him right before he finishes navigating the maze of rocks from the rocky relations animation I dropped him in, then drag him back into the maze. I then surround him in rectangle, trapping him. I then leave him stuck there while I go about my day, and when I turn off the computer next week (the first time since then. somehow.) he is freed.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 20:01:00

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon

And now we're cooking with Uranium (7/20) [ENTITY] (+2 people)

In Your Nightmares (1/20) [ENTITY]
---
what

Haha, nah, I'm not going down that route for the rest of the game.

Though it is a reaction for what's unfolding right now, as missiles were appearing out of thin air, called W.H.A.T, or Whole Hog Attack Team. As they arc through the sky, scrap metal falls from the thrusters, hitting an unfortunate Vengeful God directly in the head as if his head was some sort of electromagnet. A weak one, but one nonetheless.

As the missiles land all around the Vengeful God, they begin to spray high-velocity scrap everywhere, again, centering on the Vengeful God's head due to an electromagnetic force. Though this time, it was strong. Very strong. As if normal scrap weren't enough, it starts spewing... broken hunter traps? what

And they are all pulled towards the Vengeful God's head.

Then, the missiles break open. The Vengeful God feels gravity get heavier, as if to compensate for-OH GOD

A whole six-stack of Roadhogs, all using Whole Hog, with Junkrats on their backs, explode out of every missile. Every skin that Roadhog has can be seen in the army of pigs, and they're all spraying their guns straight into the Vengeful God's head. Every single heap of scrap soars into his head, causing pain, and the gravity compensation prevented the Vengeful God from moving a step while the Roadhogs pelt him with their entire ultimates. Last I recall, there were ten missiles headed for the Vengeful God, which means... the Vengeful God is eating the full force of 60 Whole Hogs, plus 60 Junkrats spamming grenades and concussion mines into him, for a whole 6 seconds, before the gravity compensation is disabled and every hog launches him into the nearby mountain with the final blast from the Whole Hog before the mechanism breaks.

The army of Junkrats hop off their Roadhogs, and spam their grenades at the mountain, once again, with all the different skins a Junkrat can have in the entire army. That being said, while some of them do hit the Vengeful God embedded in the mountain, they mostly just pelt the area around him. Not to mention how the hell those Junkrats got launchers strong enough to hit the mountain with any sort of accuracy or distance, considering the Vengeful God decided that the best mountain was the one a mile away.

However, that wasn't to say the grenades weren't powerful; as the spam continued, the mountainside grew weaker and weaker, until finally deciding that it had enough punishment, and the entire top of the mountain decided to fall... directly on top of the Vengeful God. The very force was enough to at least torch off his frontside. This also dislodges him from the mountain wall, making him fall to the base of the mountain which, unfortunately, was where the 60 Roadhogs were waiting for him. All in a line waiting for him to fall. Then, the giant meat hook flew out. It latches on the Vengeful God, already pretty badly mutilated by having scrap pelted into his skull, a mountain sliding onto him, and being pelted with explosives. It pulls the Vengeful God to one of the Hogs, the mask staring into his very essence. A living nightmare for all who come near him. Haunting the Vengeful God for years. Then, the blast of scrap to the face. It was painful, as if someone performed surgery on his entire body... without anaesthetics. But it wasn't done.

Another hog in line did the same thing immediately after the first was done. Then the other. Then the other. And as the hogs completed their turn in hooking the Vengeful God, they begin to follow the numerous hooks to the end, pelting the Vengeful God with more and more firepower as time went on. This goes on for a few minutes until the Vengeful God's back to the battlefield, his head indistinguishable from swiss cheese, and his everything scorched from all the grenades the Junkrats pelted him with for the duration.

Then, there was 'Splodimus. As soon as he stepped in, the 120 Junkers decide to walk away, looking for a new lease on life, before disappearing from existence.

'Splodimus steps on the collapsed Vengeful God's head.
"Adios."
After crushing his head in with his boot, an icy note was plucked from Nuclear Heaven, freezing the rest of the Vengeful God's body solid, but fragile. 'Splodimus smacks the body with the best weapon of all time; the only weapon that can contend with the best material in existence; the only weapon used by legendary executioners and ferocious warriors alike; the best of the best...

...

...

SUSPENSE!

...

...

A Broken Wooden Hammer. what
Yes, indeed! This legendary weapon humiliates even the best of foes, should they be killed off by it. It does one damage in it's origin game for crying out loud! So, finishing the job, 'Splodimus brings down the hammer. The classic orange '1' is displayed as the icy Vengeful God was shattered to pieces. The message 'Vengeful God Incarnate's plead for death was answered by 'Splodimus' Broken Wooden Hammer." appears as well, letting everyone know that the Vengeful God was a wimp for dying to something so stupid, dealing at LEAST 1,000 points of Humiliation damage to him. This is, of course, Terrarian damage, so actual numbers may be different. Of course, using such a legendary weapon for anything but manslaughter was outlawed in most Terrarian servers, so a piece of scrap hits 'Splodimus in the back of the head.

But it didn't matter; the Vengeful God's death was sweet, and sooo satisfying.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 20:37:00

Ratman: 10/10
Legal proceedings: 9/10
WELL since the ice cream social to repair the artillery encampment never happened I hold that. note that only AS are invited, and all PS must stand outside. Granted, Variant is neither so while they can't attend they do get a consolation $10 gift card for (Variant's ice cream shop of choice)
+1 darkside, +1 emerald_mann



Originally posted on 2017-04-03 20:54:00

I throw a bucket of water on the Security Bots.

another charge: 5/5 (+1 from Darkside, +1 from Variant)

A particularly unusual bicycle hits the Vengeful God Incarnate. Ten million bears then appear and attack the Simumodder. The bicycle then explodes, killing all of the bears and damaging the Vengeful God Incarnate.

last charge until hell: 1/15

+1 to Pricey, +1 to Darkside

list of people i need to give charges to: variant.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 23:39:00

I give 3 AC to the Living Virus 2.0 before tossing the Fleece to @1412, good luck, pal.

WOOT!!! I am actually back!
Or, well, this asshole is.

Trickle: Sup. Did anyone miss me?

The obvious answer is-

Trickle: Of course you guys did! They're not saying anything because they're really happy, r-right?

Sure. Let's just go with that.

Trickle: Awesome possum!

Please don't say awesome p-

Trickle: How about we throw a party for me, eh?

The statement "throw a party for me" just sounds sad.

Trickle: Sadly awesome...?

No. Just... sad.

Trickle: ...

WELL, are we going to f!ck sh!t up or what?!

Trickle: O-oh, yeah...

Trickle runs at the Security Bots and slides under them, causing them to crash into each other in an action movie-like style. The robots buzz around and accidentally shock each other before regaining balance and running after Trickle.
Taking out his phone from his pocket, he dials up some number and begins talking, yes, while running.

The conversation has been cut because nobody likes listening to them.

Suddenly, what seems to be a rocket blasts into the simulation. It's everyone's favorite Major Tom from r/place! Major Tom looks around the Battlefield.

Tom: Ah, so this is the DTG I've heard so much about...

Cut the chit-chat, Tom shoots the Security Bots. And they die. Because, I mean, it's f!cking Major Tom. You don't mess around with him.

---

??? - 1/20
!!! - 1/20

Originally posted on 2017-04-04 10:29:00

to celebrate getting back to the simulation, I orbitally haze the entire area with flashham grenades.

charges
6/20: Titan pilot
2/5: orbital strike

Originally posted on 2017-04-04 18:09:00

Trickle thanks for the Fleece. Have a +2
Guess what day it is (or was, on april 4th, when I posted this)?

Iiiiiiit's WORLD RAT DAY! Which means it's my duty to purge these false rats from the area.
I herd the rats into a giant game of mousetrap, and position everyone at the starting line. I'm classifying the groups of puppet rats as players 2 and 3, with myself as player one. However, there is something very important that I have, and that the rats do not: Cheese.
It's a fact that, in some versions of mousetrap, players earn cheese which can be used to roll for opponents and force them to move. This can be repeated as long as your supply holds out. HOWEVER, since i'm the one who owns the game, I have a house rule: The owner of the game gets unlimited cheese.
The puppet rats are helpless as I roll for them again and again, being pushed closer and closer to the cheese wheel with each number.
Before long the first piece is added. As is the second, third, and fourth. Eventually one of the swarms lands on the safe space and I can't impact them with my cheese supply. However, the trap is almost complete, and the other one has landed on the cheese wheel! I roll for myself and end my turn, landing on a build space. I giggle a bit as the cage is precariously balanced on the pole.

It's group 1's turn! the first group, who has somehow managed to avoid getting any cheese, rolls and... oh boy. Lands on a crank space!
Both groups of rats look over to the large, ominous crank, which begins to turn of its own accord.
The crank makes the stop sign hit the boot, which kicks over the bucket. A large ball rolls down a flight of stairs, and eventually rolls down a chute, hitting a complex and very leaky section of plumbing. This knocks an even larger ball at the top of the plumbing into a broken bathtub, which lands on a seesaw that some old guy is sitting on. The old guy is sent flying into an empty washtub, which jostles the trap slightly.
The trap immediately slams down on the puppet rats in the cheese wheel space. Game over because I don't feel like resetting this huge thing

Normally, this wouldn't mean anything, but there's a second house rule I neglected to mention:
Losers die.
The mysterious forces that originally turned the crank and moved everyone forward, as per the rules, rend and tear the caged rats until there's nothing left but a small pile of fabric.

Oh and my charges are done!
"Hey Marron! Time to pay the piper."
Ratman(10/10) USING
A plane flies overhead, dropping something above Marron.
The "something" turns out to be a ratnuke, glowing with the power of Rat Day. Also Ratiation.
Before Marron has time to react, it detonates, the entire payload of Ratioactive material zooming towards her. that should set her ratiation to 5/7.

Legal proceedings (10/10) USING
An Obstructive Bureaucrat walks up to Marron. "Excuse me, Miss," the Bureaucrat says. "DO you have a license to destroy an entire rat-storage zone?" Predictably, she doesn't. The bureaucrat tsks "Ah, typical. Come with me. Don't worry, it's an easy fix."
The Bureaucrat leads Marron to a very official office, and meets up with an Exasperated Clerk, who hands the Bureaucrat a large stack of papers. The next several hours are consist solely of legalese that no one aside from the Bureaucrat understands more than 10% of. Finally, there's only one dotted line left.
"Welp, that covers pretty much everything," the Bureaucrat says. "Just sign here and you'll be pardoned for all charges of zonal destruction, and get this nifty badge commemorating your achievements." He holds up a badge shaped like a rat.
Still bewildered from far more legalese than her daily recommended nutritional requirements, she signs it. The Bureaucrat chuckles. "There we go. Everything's been ratified... " He says, as he pins the badge to her.
"...Including you."
Suddenly , the badge's mouth opens, spraying the ratioactive gas raton in her face. She gains two more stacks of Ratiation, putting her to 7/7.

After her ensuing transformation (assuming I have time), I steal the Nightmarron. Can't be on the wrong side of that now can we?

Also I'd like all of my entities to target the Vengeful God. Gene Error! Use explosives! Rat Seraph! Send down some holy wRATh! Marron, assuming you're on my side now because I'm not entirely sure how this works! Do... something!

(Would've waited to do this, but the timing of World Rat Day was too perfect)
EDIT: Neeew chaaarge!
1/20: avarat awakening
1/5: TBD

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 01:00:00

I decide that JOE really needs to vary his attacks, so i decide to insert some variation into his latest attack. As everyone knows, Zilly is utter cancer because Tricksters and Silly isn't varied at all. Therefore, it becomes "billy." Yes, even though "crazy zilliness" is supposed to be his target. This somehow results in him hitting Crazy Billy. Crazy Billy causally punches JOE in the face 1974724727274727427724 times before a nanosecond divided by (7^7) has even begun to pass. This results in JOE's head being punted across the field. JOE's body promptly enters full "headless chicken" mode and manages to get into an accident involving a butler, an angry trump supporter, and a cheese factory exploding. Needless to say, the injuries of JOEbody are so severe, he has to be shipped off to the Tomb Colonies and is wrapped in bandages for a good while.

The bandages are soaked in poison.



??? - The Archer 8/10

XX - Judgement 25/100 (5 /20 20/20 0/20 0/20 0/20)

+1 Marron
+1 Toast

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 04:40:00

Beta takes a look at 1412’s gift. He doesn’t exactly know how he’s going to find any ice cream shops in the middle of a simulation of a godmodder war, but he is grateful for it anyway.

Thank you!
I’m probably going to hold on to this for now, though, since I don’t really feel like ice cream (or any food, for that matter) right now.

Before it can decide what ice cream shop it is a gift card for, Beta puts the card into his inventory, therefore making it simultaneously a gift card for every possible ice cream shop at once until he pulls it back out.
+1 Schrödinger's Ice Cream Gift Card ($10)

Meanwhile, his sponsor decides to drop something in without the intent to use it in combat: a flash drive containing bits of code from the Living Virus 2.0.
Since Beta’s attack against it got retconned never happened, he decides he ought to try to get the drive to it. After searching for an interface for a while, he eventually gives up and just shoves it in on a random spot. This allows the virus to interface with it, using copies of the code on the drive to repair damaged segments of its own code, allowing it to regain HP.
The drive still continues to exist, worthless though it may be in combat.
+1 Flash Drive (Partial Living Virus 2.0 Code)


+1 JOE/Ire
10/20 An Affront and a Front (+1 JOE)
12/15 Getting the Basics Down

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 05:40:00

4/20 Azurewrath
5/20 Kewl Sord

+2 to Fury

Crazy_Zilliness yells Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau! before attacking a Heavy Duty Work Mech.
Chloe injects a concoction into the Zomboss Replacement Mech which somehow heals it.

JoeBOB is teleported into a 4-colored area and has a sword. He jumps up and looks for enemies to slay before realizing that no one is there.
The events in this video then promptly happen.
Joe Kills Himself.


Originally posted on 2017-04-05 06:04:00

mastery: 21%
energy: 0/42
rounds till [REDACTED]: 4
NULL.wrp 14/20 +1 from varient +1 from ire
alepha 2/unkgun
+1 varient +1 ire
I point out to... his name was sparkyzfaint right. anyway, I point out to him that I am entirely capable of using portals at any time, and if I ever found myself in roblox, would immediately portal away. this does not take up any part of my action.
I look into the future of whenever vengeful god dies, because I had this whole idea of how he would leave, but can't post within the dop


now for normal action.
I decide to heal vengeful god again, though not going for a smash this time. first, I decide to take advantage of him being a businessman to do that kind stuff to heal him.
I appear in a town and get to work taking over the town. first I go to the forrest, and take advantage of my not being a citizen to bypass the no hunting period law, which I only know exists because I'm writing this attack, and would otherwise be unable to exploit. I start by using my control of stone, which has been limited for balance but nonetheless quite useful. the stone tears through the ground and compacts into a stringless bow and set of arrows. I proceed to leap at a cow from behind and stab them directly through the head, killing them, and then change the shape of the arrow into a sharp knife, before cutting cows skin for leather, their guts for string for the bow, and the meat for... meat. the bones are kept.
I proceed to finish the bow, and levitate a small stone platform so I can get up into the trees. I jump, crawl, and climb from tree to tree, until I find a large herd of cows. I levitate my stone knife and slice the tree branches nearby off, and whisk them away with a well-placed arrow so as not to disturb the herd, then retrieve the arrows and fire up 2 sets of 7, then time the firing of a third set downwards so they all hit at once. each finds a cows head, and the herd is dead.
(no, I am not claiming to be that good a marksman. this is accomplished with the stone-control.)
I repeat this process several times with varying animals, when suddenly a boss arrives. a large bear slashes a tree and knocks it down, and barrels towards me. I leap sideways, but I'm just a bit too slow, and the bears claws rake the edge of my feet. I fall into a small hole, and can only sit there in shock, since descendants rarely get hurt at all, much less while fighting the first boss in their own attack. after some time, I realise the bears going to get in, so I cut some of the leather and wrap up the small area on my leg that it hurt. that'll do for now. I then shoot an arrow through the hole. it hits the bear in the eye. I shoot another arrow. it hits the bear in the other eye. I shoot 7 more arrows. they all hit the bear somewhere. I jump, wincing a little, and shoot at the bears mouth to get an arrow to hold it closed. it is held closed. I then fire a few more arrows, just in case, to nail its arms to the ground, and crawl up, before cutting open its jugular vein. first boss down!
I then drag all my loot with me to town, deposit it behind a tree, and sell each animal to a different shop so I don't devalue the resource. however, selling them the resource requires I become a citizen, so I do so, losing the ability to hunt in the forest. I then use my ridiculous richness to buy an exemption from that rule, and then buy a house, and then become king. but w8 must kill old monstere king!
I tell him to meet me at an unpopulated area, and drop a meteor on him.
yey he ded/
I then sacrifice the whole town to vengeful god and hope my abuse of their laws makes it more useful.

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 11:52:00

o---Charges---
Puppet Plague: 7 / 20
Attempted Cure: 5 / 5 (+2 Simu, +2 JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Variant
Current Summons

Marron attempts to prevent her own violent death at the hands of Ratiation using her new charge. I'd probably write up more but I actually have very limited time now.

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 01:48:00

I throw some stuff at Vengeful God Incarnate, and tell all of my entities to murder Vengeful God, ASAP
Bulky Code: 20/20 (+1 from Darkside)
Judgement: 20/20
I have no idea what Judgement is supposed to do, but it's done charging?

Bulky Code: 20/20 [EXPANDING]
I finish up some of what I was doing, and insert some new layers of code into the Living Virus 2.0's system. Basically, it gives it more health.

1's TSN: 3/20 (+1 from Darkside)(+1 from 1412)
+2 Darkside

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 15:57:00

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon

And now we're cooking with Uranium (10/20) [ENTITY] (+2 people)

In Your Nightmares (2/20) [ENTITY]
---
While JOEbob is off doing his little forest sidequest, lo and behold, 'Splodimus sneaks into town, hopping from rooftop to rooftop and walking across ropes/power lines, all in an effort not to be spotted. He was known throughout most of the universe as a notorious brigand that systematically pillaged ports laying in water and through space to net a profit; he doesn't want to take any chances with this town knowing him and blowing his cover. Especially when there's a large bounty pinned to his head. But all this is just rumour. A rumour that someone placed on him. A rumour sharer, that 'Splodimus hates to this day for condemning him to a life of piracy.

So after jumping from roof to roof (almost falling a few times, thanks to not being the best at parkour, but good enough), while lil' ol' JOE was busy with his hunt, he reaches the castle, where the guards immediately stop him as he hopped over the wall and into the courtyard.
"Hey, what do ya think you're doing, outsider?"
As 'Splodimus lands in the courtyard, noticed, he decides to do things the old fashioned way.
"Oh, y'all know exactly why I'se come 'ere. I ain't gonna 'arm yer citizens, though."
As the various knights gather 'round, they clearly weren't going to take much more of 'Splodimus' gorilla. But they don't seem to recognize him, or his voice, or the distinct space armor he has on, or even that reeking smell of ash and radiation. So, wait, what was all that sneaking for, then? Ah well.
"I'se figured that ye wouldn't've let me in normally, an' take a warnin' o' mine seriously."
Even if they hadn't heard of 'Splodimus, it was clear that he was dangerous, yet not willing to pick a fight unnecessarily.
"...So be it. If you wish to speak with the king, we shall escort you. But don't try anything funny."
"Aye, seems I were wrong 'bout youse. Apologies."

As JOEBob was finishing his fight with a bear, 'Splodimus had already gotten to the throne room. As he walks up to the throne, he bows respectfully.
"My king, I merely 'ave a message t' give ya. This person - a fanatic fer a false god - is currently huntin' in th' woods t' 'elp 'is 'god' from dyin'. He plans to usurp th' throne from you, my lord, an' massacre yer entire populace fer said 'god'. I plan t' blow 'is plan wide open. Quite literally."
The King then speaks up, telling him that he will send out his guards to alert the populace.
"It shall be done, sir."
As the guards leave and JOEBob was on his way back with a load of meat, the King speaks again, thanking 'Splodimus for helping to protect their kingdom.
"My pleasure. I will stand b'side ye in th' fight. I'se already told th' merchant he'd be sellin' 'is load off to t' try an' remain inconspicuous 'bout the plan. We 'ave nothin' t' worry 'bout. Also, dang, yer guards work quick. I'se impressed."

They talk for a while, when JOE is spotted on the horizon. 'Splodimus leaves the castle, while the King goes off to his safe area down in the basement. The far basement, too; easily twelve stories under.

Thus, JOE's action occurs as normal. The robed merchant speaks. "Hello there, young one! What can I-"
JOE offers up all the meat he hunted. "Whoa, that's a lotta stuff! Alright, that'll be 100 Gold for non-citizens, and 1 billion for citizens."
He shows interest in getting a citizenship and Hunting Pass. "Certainly. Here's your citizenship and pass. That brings your sale total to 999,980,000 Gold. Thank you, please come again."
A lot cheaper than was expected, but eh. Nevertheless, JOE exchanges, and puts his gold coins in his bottomless wallet. Upon walking out, however, the door locks behind him, as he realizes the entire Royal Guard, as well as 'Splodimus, had completely surrounded his location.

"Lordy lord, yer so predictable. Them two permits? They be fake."
They both burn up, as if something was activated. They became nullified due to their charred nature. I guess that's what you get for not reading the fine print.
"Th' gold, too."
Checking one of the gold pieces, it was revealed that the gold pieces had an Illuminati triangle on them, where the real ones had the king's face on them. They phase out of existence, being taken by some sort of blue flame.
Now JOE's flat broke, unable to do anything worthwhile, including paying his 100 million bounty recently on his head. Except take the town by force. The meteor from later in his attack comes careening down on the castle, where the King was supposedly. Except... well...

'Splodimus was in the army, of course a meteor attack wouldn't do anything! That thing was blow to bits as soon as the meteor entered the atmosphere, to be burnt up fully by atmospheric re-entry thanks to being in pieces. What a shame. Of course, any other meteor strikes would be useless. 'Splodimus hardly broke a sweat, nor had to use Nuclear Heaven. Sending in the Vengeful God was the only viable option, and thanks to 'Splodimus being there, that was hardly a good option. So, JOE was kicked straight out of the town. The town wall's gates shut tight. Everyone was on high alert. Getting in was basically impossible without an attempt at siege, but that will turn out horribly with 'Splodimus there.

There's only one way forward, and that was to remove 'Splodimus from the equation. Which would be hard. And really not worth it. Might just want to raid another town if that's the case. Of course, this is a huge setback, seems it took an entire turn, for all JOE's resources gained during the attempted usurp were now that of the town's, now eating the food JOE gave them, basically for free. And who gained all the credit?

'Splodimus. He's already begun making a name for himself. A good one, too. It was clear he was tired by the villainous name he got over the ages.

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 03:19:00

Quick note: JOEbob died a while back and should've had his ratiation removed, apparently I forgot to do that, so I have now.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491242595))

I tell the Living Virus to use Projectile Virus on the Vengeful God Incarnate Bulky Code: 18/20 Judgement: 20/20 I have no idea what Judgement is supposed to do, but it's done charging?

Entity ordered.
If I recall correctly, you're helping Battlefury summon a boss.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1491243487))

o---Charges--- Excessive Rose: 20 / 20 (USING) Puppet Plague: 6 / 20 +1 to JOE +1 to Variant Current Summons The Nightmarron proceeds to upgrade itself again, obtaining a move called "Endless Night". It seems like it'll take 10 rounds to charge, and will almost certainly destroy the Nightmarron on use. You should probably KO Marron before this goes off. Marron then decides that she wants more raw damage, and then sees SparkedTheorem's Firebrand. Wouldn't that be a cool thing to have? She proceeds to bash him over the head with the blunt side of the Nightmarron, dazing him for a brief moment. She then promptly boots him in the face, knocking him down to the ground. She then ends up placing the blade of the Nightmarron right into his chest, with the barrel pointed towards his face. She shoots SparkedTheorem a few times, before ripping out the blade... or at least she tries. Apparently, he's stuck on the blade. She awkwardly shakes the Nightmarron around, before calling over Ette to help pull the guy off the blade. Ette pulls as hard as she can, accidentally spilling whatever SparkedTheorem is made out of all over the floor. She gives him a lollipop before sending him off with a pat on the back. Then, to add insult to injury, Marron snipes the lollipop. Ette promptly paps Marron for that, before dragging her away by the ear. The Puppet Rats will eat Okayish_Chloe. Marron probably has a vendetta against people named Chloe.

You bring the Nightmarron to its MAXIMUM UPGRADE CAPACITY.

Wow. Rekt Shrekt and Disrespect. 3 damage.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1491245596))

Alright, looks like I’m fine now. Must’ve been something I ate. Except that I haven’t eaten anything. Weird. At least the world looks like it’s normal again. He then looks over and sees the mechs from the “reboot”. Wait. Those guys were real? He thinks for a second, before coming to a conclusion. Oh, wait! The simumodder can literally summon stuff from nothing on a whim! He probably just did that. He then signals for a drop from his sponsor. His sponsor doesn’t exactly know what the signal is at first, but manages to get it after about a minute, and drops down a ball of play-doh. He then opens up the back of the weakest Heavy Duty Work Mech and begins putting play-doh in place of things for which play-doh would be a bad replacement. Things like gears, motors, circuit boards, and the like. +1 helldiver/jondanger 8/20 An Affront and a Front 11/15 Getting the Basics Down (+1 Ire)

Worst. Repairman. Ever. 7000 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491246082))

mastery: 20% energy: 40/40 4 portals, vengeful god. rounds till [REDACTED]: 4 NULL.wrp 11/20 the goal 8/8 +1 from ire +2 from simu using! next: alepha 1/unkgun the goal summons a hamster holding two 'goal' flags. passive: move the goalposts- it blocks one attack per round, but the strongest one, without taking damage. 20,001/20,001 HP 1/7 RANDOMHAMSTER ??? 0 attack if it can do more given the charge, it blocks 2 attacks, etc. it cannot protect itself +1 varient +1 ire hmmm... vengeful god uses white was the night. worshipers worship vengeful god. dupliclone uses dupliclone. vengeful god debt collectors' as a free action. Solar adrenaline is ready! activating! I leap at crazy zillyness and slam into them with a massive flaming fist, and before even a nanosecond passes have punched hundreds of holes in their body, before running behind them and gathering an orb of flame, then throwing it. the orb slams into them, and the ground repels some of the flame, resulting in a directional explosion that flys through a portal and slams into them again. I face off against them, taunt them a few times, and right as they attack me, somersault over them, then spin-kick them sideways into a wall. the wall retracts into the ground as I fire an orb of concentrated kinetic energy into them, which knocks them far, far away, into a computer screen. they enter the digital world and I decide to start messing with them. I click their avatar and drag it into this simumodder post, then paste in the link to a gif of a ball moving right, click preview, and quickly drag them back up, causing the ball to smack them aside. I then open synfig and drag them in, then click the rectangle tool and select outline. I then press tab 3 times to select the dragging tool thing, and grab him right before he finishes navigating the maze of rocks from the rocky relations animation I dropped him in, then drag him back into the maze. I then surround him in rectangle, trapping him. I then leave him stuck there while I go about my day, and when I turn off the computer next week (the first time since then. somehow.) he is freed.

formatting JOE, you're losing your grip again.
For the Goal, the Hamster's capacity has been reduced to taking half damage from the attack intercepted, because full stop is a bit much for an 8 charge.
Your entities are ordered.

You combo Crazy_Zilliness with immense amounts of pain using Solar Adrenaline, dealing 2 damage to yourself and 8,000 damage to Crazy_Zilliness thanks to being partly countered.
Hope you've figured out what you want your changes to be at 25% by the way.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1491248257))

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon And now we're cooking with Uranium (7/20) [ENTITY] (+2 people) In Your Nightmares (1/20) [ENTITY] --- what Haha, nah, I'm not going down that route for the rest of the game. Though it is a reaction for what's unfolding right now, as missiles were appearing out of thin air, called W.H.A.T, or Whole Hog Attack Team. As they arc through the sky, scrap metal falls from the thrusters, hitting an unfortunate Vengeful God directly in the head as if his head was some sort of electromagnet. A weak one, but one nonetheless. As the missiles land all around the Vengeful God, they begin to spray high-velocity scrap everywhere, again, centering on the Vengeful God's head due to an electromagnetic force. Though this time, it was strong. Very strong. As if normal scrap weren't enough, it starts spewing... broken hunter traps? what And they are all pulled towards the Vengeful God's head. Then, the missiles break open. The Vengeful God feels gravity get heavier, as if to compensate for-OH GOD A whole six-stack of Roadhogs, all using Whole Hog, with Junkrats on their backs, explode out of every missile. Every skin that Roadhog has can be seen in the army of pigs, and they're all spraying their guns straight into the Vengeful God's head. Every single heap of scrap soars into his head, causing pain, and the gravity compensation prevented the Vengeful God from moving a step while the Roadhogs pelt him with their entire ultimates. Last I recall, there were ten missiles headed for the Vengeful God, which means... the Vengeful God is eating the full force of 60 Whole Hogs, plus 60 Junkrats spamming grenades and concussion mines into him, for a whole 6 seconds, before the gravity compensation is disabled and every hog launches him into the nearby mountain with the final blast from the Whole Hog before the mechanism breaks. The army of Junkrats hop off their Roadhogs, and spam their grenades at the mountain, once again, with all the different skins a Junkrat can have in the entire army. That being said, while some of them do hit the Vengeful God embedded in the mountain, they mostly just pelt the area around him. Not to mention how the hell those Junkrats got launchers strong enough to hit the mountain with any sort of accuracy or distance, considering the Vengeful God decided that the best mountain was the one a mile away. However, that wasn't to say the grenades weren't powerful; as the spam continued, the mountainside grew weaker and weaker, until finally deciding that it had enough punishment, and the entire top of the mountain decided to fall... directly on top of the Vengeful God. The very force was enough to at least torch off his frontside. This also dislodges him from the mountain wall, making him fall to the base of the mountain which, unfortunately, was where the 60 Roadhogs were waiting for him. All in a line waiting for him to fall. Then, the giant meat hook flew out. It latches on the Vengeful God, already pretty badly mutilated by having scrap pelted into his skull, a mountain sliding onto him, and being pelted with explosives. It pulls the Vengeful God to one of the Hogs, the mask staring into his very essence. A living nightmare for all who come near him. Haunting the Vengeful God for years. Then, the blast of scrap to the face. It was painful, as if someone performed surgery on his entire body... without anaesthetics. But it wasn't done. Another hog in line did the same thing immediately after the first was done. Then the other. Then the other. And as the hogs completed their turn in hooking the Vengeful God, they begin to follow the numerous hooks to the end, pelting the Vengeful God with more and more firepower as time went on. This goes on for a few minutes until the Vengeful God's back to the battlefield, his head indistinguishable from swiss cheese, and his everything scorched from all the grenades the Junkrats pelted him with for the duration. Then, there was 'Splodimus. As soon as he stepped in, the 120 Junkers decide to walk away, looking for a new lease on life, before disappearing from existence. 'Splodimus steps on the collapsed Vengeful God's head. "Adios." After crushing his head in with his boot, an icy note was plucked from Nuclear Heaven, freezing the rest of the Vengeful God's body solid, but fragile. 'Splodimus smacks the body with the best weapon of all time; the only weapon that can contend with the best material in existence; the only weapon used by legendary executioners and ferocious warriors alike; the best of the best... ... ... SUSPENSE! ... ... A Broken Wooden Hammer. what Yes, indeed! This legendary weapon humiliates even the best of foes, should they be killed off by it. It does one damage in it's origin game for crying out loud! So, finishing the job, 'Splodimus brings down the hammer. The classic orange '1' is displayed as the icy Vengeful God was shattered to pieces. The message 'Vengeful God Incarnate's plead for death was answered by 'Splodimus' Broken Wooden Hammer." appears as well, letting everyone know that the Vengeful God was a wimp for dying to something so stupid, dealing at LEAST 1,000 points of Humiliation damage to him. This is, of course, Terrarian damage, so actual numbers may be different. Of course, using such a legendary weapon for anything but manslaughter was outlawed in most Terrarian servers, so a piece of scrap hits 'Splodimus in the back of the head. But it didn't matter; the Vengeful God's death was sweet, and sooo satisfying.

16000 damage to the... 8000 damage to the Goalpost Hamster. W H O P S looks like yours was gonna be the strongest AS attack this round.

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1491249249))

Ratman: 10/10 Legal proceedings: 9/10 WELL since the ice cream social to repair the artillery encampment never happened I hold that. note that only AS are invited, and all PS must stand outside. Granted, Variant is neither so while they can't attend they do get a consolation $10 gift card for (Variant's ice cream shop of choice) +1 darkside, +1 emerald_mann

You give Variant your ice cream gift card. How nice of you.
((As a note, the ice cream social action DID go through. I logged all the actions. It died to Poison after scraping by to the end of the round with just barely too little health to weather its status effect.))

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1491259180))

I throw a bucket of water on the Security Bots. another charge: 5/5 (+1 from Darkside, +1 from Variant) A particularly unusual bicycle hits the Vengeful God Incarnate. Ten million bears then appear and attack the Simumodder. The bicycle then explodes, killing all of the bears and damaging the Vengeful God Incarnate. last charge until hell: 1/15 +1 to Pricey, +1 to Darkside list of people i need to give charges to: variant.

1000 damage to all of the security bots.
Your bikes and bears careens through the air as the Simumodder begins spraying beartraps everywhere. The bicycle explodes, dealing 10500 damage to the VGI.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1491298194))

I give 3 AC to the Living Virus 2.0 before tossing the Fleece to @1412, good luck, pal. WOOT!!! I am actually back! Or, well, this asshole is. Trickle: Sup. Did anyone miss me? The obvious answer is- Trickle: Of course you guys did! They're not saying anything because they're really happy, r-right? Sure. Let's just go with that. Trickle: Awesome possum! Please don't say awesome p- Trickle: How about we throw a party for me, eh? The statement "throw a party for me" just sounds sad. Trickle: Sadly awesome...? No. Just... sad. Trickle: ... WELL, are we going to f!ck sh!t up or what?! Trickle: O-oh, yeah... Trickle runs at the Security Bots and slides under them, causing them to crash into each other in an action movie-like style. The robots buzz around and accidentally shock each other before regaining balance and running after Trickle. Taking out his phone from his pocket, he dials up some number and begins talking, yes, while running. The conversation has been cut because nobody likes listening to them. Suddenly, what seems to be a rocket blasts into the simulation. It's everyone's favorite Major Tom from r/place! Major Tom looks around the Battlefield. Tom: Ah, so this is the DTG I've heard so much about... Cut the chit-chat, Tom shoots the Security Bots. And they die. Because, I mean, it's f!cking Major Tom. You don't mess around with him. ??? - 1/20 !!! - 1/20

ERROR, using a spoil of war takes your action.
You apply 3 AC to the Living Virus for 3 rounds.

I would also appreciate it if you didn't use such flimsy attempts to cover your cursing. I'd REALLY prefer to not get locked out of my own thread by someone accidentally cursing too much.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1491325780))

to celebrate getting back to the simulation, I orbitally haze the entire area with flashham grenades. charges 6/20: Titan pilot 2/5: orbital strike

5000 damage to the damaged heavy duty work mech. HAM

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1491350433))

Trickle thanks for the Fleece. Have a +2 Guess what day it is (or was, on april 4th, when I posted this)? Iiiiiiit's WORLD RAT DAY! Which means it's my duty to purge these false rats from the area. I herd the rats into a giant game of mousetrap, and position everyone at the starting line. I'm classifying the groups of puppet rats as players 2 and 3, with myself as player one. However, there is something very important that I have, and that the rats do not: Cheese. It's a fact that, in some versions of mousetrap, players earn cheese which can be used to roll for opponents and force them to move. This can be repeated as long as your supply holds out. HOWEVER, since i'm the one who owns the game, I have a house rule: The owner of the game gets  unlimited cheese. The puppet rats are helpless as I roll for them again and again, being pushed closer and closer to the cheese wheel with each number. Before long the first piece is added. As is the second, third, and fourth. Eventually one of the swarms lands on the safe space and I can't impact them with my cheese supply. However, the trap is almost complete, and the other one has landed on the cheese wheel! I roll for myself and end my turn, landing on a build space. I giggle a bit as the cage is precariously balanced on the pole. It's group 1's turn! the first group, who has somehow managed to avoid getting any cheese, rolls and... oh boy. Lands on a crank space! Both groups of rats look over to the large, ominous crank, which begins to turn of its own accord. The crank makes the stop sign hit the boot, which kicks over the bucket. A large ball rolls down a flight of stairs, and eventually rolls down a chute, hitting a complex and very leaky section of plumbing. This knocks an even larger ball at the top of the plumbing into a broken bathtub, which lands on a seesaw that some old guy is sitting on. The old guy is sent flying into an empty washtub, which jostles the trap slightly. The trap immediately slams down on the puppet rats in the cheese wheel space. Game over because I don't feel like resetting this huge thing Normally, this wouldn't mean anything, but there's a second house rule I neglected to mention: Losers die. The mysterious forces that originally turned the crank and moved everyone forward, as per the rules, rend and tear the caged rats until there's nothing left but a small pile of fabric. Oh and my charges are done! "Hey Marron! Time to pay the piper." Ratman(10/10) USING A plane flies overhead, dropping something above Marron. The "something" turns out to be a ratnuke, glowing with the power of Rat Day. Also Ratiation. Before Marron has time to react, it detonates, the entire payload of Ratioactive material zooming towards her. that should set her ratiation to 5/7. Legal proceedings (10/10) USING An Obstructive Bureaucrat walks up to Marron. "Excuse me, Miss," the Bureaucrat says. "DO you have a license to destroy an entire rat-storage zone?" Predictably, she doesn't. The bureaucrat tsks "Ah, typical. Come with me. Don't worry, it's an easy fix." The Bureaucrat leads Marron to a very official office, and meets up with an Exasperated Clerk, who hands the Bureaucrat a large stack of papers. The next several hours are consist solely of legalese that no one aside from the Bureaucrat understands more than 10% of.  Finally, there's only one dotted line left. "Welp, that covers pretty much everything," the Bureaucrat says. "Just sign here and you'll be pardoned for all charges of zonal destruction, and get this nifty badge commemorating your achievements." He holds up a badge shaped like a rat. Still bewildered from far more legalese than her daily recommended nutritional requirements, she signs it. The Bureaucrat chuckles. "There we go. Everything's been ratified... " He says, as he pins the badge to her. "...Including you." Suddenly , the badge's mouth opens, spraying the ratioactive gas raton in her face. She gains two more stacks of Ratiation, putting her to 7/7. After her ensuing transformation (assuming I have time), I steal the Nightmarron. Can't be on the wrong side of that now can we? Also I'd like all of my entities to target the Vengeful God. Gene Error! Use explosives! Rat Seraph! Send down some holy wRATh! Marron, assuming you're on my side now because I'm not entirely sure how this works! Do... something!  (Would've waited to do this, but the timing of World Rat Day was too perfect) EDIT: Neeew chaaarge! 1/20: avarat awakening 1/5: TBD

In honor of world rat day you deal 4000 damage to both of the puppet rat swarms. *salutes*
2 stacks of ratiation...
And then 2 more.
7/7 stacks of ratiation acquired.
Marron looks in horror at her hands as she begins to undergo a horrifying transformation. She squeaks in terror as she watches her hands begin to shrivel down into tiny little... paws... and... why is everything else getting so much bigger? WAIT, SQUEAKING?
From the outside watching this transformation is slightly amusing, maybe even satisfying, as Marron shrinks down into her cloths, turning into a normal sized Rattus Faber. For her though...
Well, just because you're Descended doesn't mean unpleasant things can't happen to you. She'll be fine next round though.
Finally, there is muffled, angry squeaking and a rat holding a needle and a marrionette doll that looks eerily like Marron did a few minutes ago crawls out of the pile of clothing, puppet cloth and weaponry, then runs over to the AS side of the battlefield.
Marron KILLED. Puppetratster summoned to the AS side of the field.

You claim the Nightmarron and raise it above your head with a victorious shout.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1491363618))

I decide that JOE really needs to vary his attacks, so i decide to insert some variation into his latest attack. As everyone knows, Zilly is utter cancer because Tricksters and Silly isn't varied at all. Therefore, it becomes "billy." Yes, even though "crazy zilliness" is supposed to be his target. This somehow results in him hitting Crazy Billy. Crazy Billy causally punches JOE in the face 1974724727274727427724 times before a nanosecond divided by (7^7) has even begun to pass. This results in JOE's head being punted across the field. JOE's body promptly enters full "headless chicken" mode and manages to get into an accident involving a butler, an angry trump supporter, and a cheese factory exploding. Needless to say, the injuries of JOEbody are so severe, he has to be shipped off to the Tomb Colonies and is wrapped in bandages for a good while. The bandages are soaked in poison. ??? - The Archer 8/10 XX - Judgement 25/100 (5 /20 20/20 0/20 0/20 0/20) +1 Marron +1 Toast

You reduce the power of JOEbob's attack somewhat.

QUOTE (variant @ (time=1491367248))

Beta takes a look at 1412’s gift. He doesn’t exactly know how he’s going to find any ice cream shops in the middle of a simulation of a godmodder war, but he is grateful for it anyway. Thank you! I’m probably going to hold on to this for now, though, since I don’t really feel like ice cream (or any food, for that matter) right now. Before it can decide what ice cream shop it is a gift card for, Beta puts the card into his inventory, therefore making it simultaneously a gift card for every possible ice cream shop at once until he pulls it back out. +1 Schrödinger's Ice Cream Gift Card ($10) Meanwhile, his sponsor decides to drop something in without the intent to use it in combat: a flash drive containing bits of code from the Living Virus 2.0. Since Beta’s attack against it got retconned never happened, he decides he ought to try to get the drive to it. After searching for an interface for a while, he eventually gives up and just shoves it in on a random spot. This allows the virus to interface with it, using copies of the code on the drive to repair damaged segments of its own code, allowing it to regain HP. The drive still continues to exist, worthless though it may be in combat. +1 Flash Drive (Partial Living Virus 2.0 Code) +1 JOE/Ire 10/20 An Affront and a Front (+1 JOE) 12/15 Getting the Basics Down

You restore 6000 health back to the Living Virus.
The Simumodder is starting to give everyone the stink eye.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1491368649))

4/20 Azurewrath 5/20 Kewl Sord +2 to Fury Crazy_Zilliness yells Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau! before attacking a Heavy Duty Work Mech. Chloe injects a concoction into the Zomboss Replacement Mech which somehow heals it. JoeBOB is teleported into a 4-colored area and has a sword. He jumps up and looks for enemies to slay before realizing that no one is there. The events in this video then promptly happen. Joe Kills Himself.

Nice touch with the sad piano music there. 4 damage to JOEbob.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491389553))

mastery: 21% energy: 0/42 rounds till [REDACTED]: 4 NULL.wrp 14/20 +1 from varient +1 from ire alepha 2/unkgun +1 varient +1 ire I point out to... his name was sparkyzfaint right. anyway, I point out to him that I am entirely capable of using portals at any time, and if I ever found myself in roblox, would immediately portal away. this does not take up any part of my action. I look into the future of whenever vengeful god dies, because I had this whole idea of how he would leave, but can't post within the dop Spoiler Alert I walk over to the vengeful god incarnate(who looks like a very dark business man with red tie, and black suit, and glowing red eyes. I was going to add an image of that a while ago, but it glitched.) and shake his hand "well, you've had a good run" "yeah. its been a pleasure doing business with you." "I'd be happy to work with you again if this wasn't impossible." "regardless, I can't go over the life force you've given. see you." "K" now for normal action. I decide to heal vengeful god again, though not going for a smash this time. first, I decide to take advantage of him being a businessman to do that kind stuff to heal him. I appear in a town and get to work taking over the town. first I go to the forrest, and take advantage of my not being a citizen to bypass the no hunting period law, which I only know exists because I'm writing this attack, and would otherwise be unable to exploit. I start by using my control of stone, which has been limited for balance but nonetheless quite useful. the stone tears through the ground and compacts into a stringless bow and set of arrows. I proceed to leap at a cow from behind and stab them directly through the head, killing them, and then change the shape of the arrow into a sharp knife, before cutting cows skin for leather, their guts for string for the bow, and the meat for... meat. the bones are kept. I proceed to finish the bow, and levitate a small stone platform so I can get up into the trees. I jump, crawl, and climb from tree to tree, until I find a large herd of cows. I levitate my stone knife and slice the tree branches nearby off, and whisk them away with a well-placed arrow so as not to disturb the herd, then retrieve the arrows and fire up 2 sets of 7, then time the firing of a third set downwards so they all hit at once. each finds a cows head, and the herd is dead. (no, I am not claiming to be that good a marksman. this is accomplished with the stone-control.) I repeat this process several times with varying animals, when suddenly a boss arrives. a large bear slashes a tree and knocks it down, and barrels towards me. I leap sideways, but I'm just a bit too slow, and the bears claws rake the edge of my feet. I fall into a small hole, and can only sit there in shock, since descendants rarely get hurt at all, much less while fighting the first boss in their own attack. after some time, I realise the bears going to get in, so I cut some of the leather and wrap up the small area on my leg that it hurt. that'll do for now. I then shoot an arrow through the hole. it hits the bear in the eye. I shoot another arrow. it hits the bear in the other eye. I shoot 7 more arrows. they all hit the bear somewhere. I jump, wincing a little, and shoot at the bears mouth to get an arrow to hold it closed. it is held closed. I then fire a few more arrows, just in case, to nail its arms to the ground, and crawl up, before cutting open its jugular vein. first boss down! I then drag all my loot with me to town, deposit it behind a tree, and sell each animal to a different shop so I don't devalue the resource. however, selling them the resource requires I become a citizen, so I do so, losing the ability to hunt in the forest. I then use my ridiculous richness to buy an exemption from that rule, and then buy a house, and then become king. but w8 must kill old monstere king! I tell him to meet me at an unpopulated area, and drop a meteor on him. yey he ded/ I then sacrifice the whole town to vengeful god and hope my abuse of their laws makes it more useful.

I think your farewell to the Vengeful God is going to be a bit different from what you have in mind...

attack blocked by Splodimus.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1491439704))

o---Charges--- Puppet Plague: 7 / 20 Attempted Cure: 5 / 5 (+2 Simu, +2 JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to Variant Current Summons Marron attempts to prevent her own violent death at the hands of Ratiation using her new charge. I'd probably write up more but I actually have very limited time now.

Unfortunately, 1412's action was too entertaining and well timed for me to interfere with it under such small defense. You remain a rat, but keep the 5 charge.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491490631))

I throw some stuff at Vengeful God Incarnate, and tell all of my entities to murder Vengeful God, ASAP Bulky Code: 20/20 (+1 from Darkside) Judgement: 20/20 I have no idea what Judgement is supposed to do, but it's done charging? Bulky Code: 20/20 [EXPANDING] I finish up some of what I was doing, and insert some new layers of code into the Living Virus 2.0's system. Basically, it gives it more health.

3000 damage to the VGI.
Your entities will do as you say.
You grant the Living Virus 60000 more hit points and the Simumodder glares at you. You might not get as much mileage out of that upgrade as you hoped.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1491531577))

+1 Emerald, +1 Jon And now we're cooking with Uranium (10/20) [ENTITY] (+2 people) In Your Nightmares (2/20) [ENTITY] --- While JOEbob is off doing his little forest sidequest, lo and behold, 'Splodimus sneaks into town, hopping from rooftop to rooftop and walking across ropes/power lines, all in an effort not to be spotted. He was known throughout most of the universe as a notorious brigand that systematically pillaged ports laying in water and through space to net a profit; he doesn't want to take any chances with this town knowing him and blowing his cover. Especially when there's a large bounty pinned to his head. But all this is just rumour. A rumour that someone placed on him. A rumour sharer, that 'Splodimus hates to this day for condemning him to a life of piracy. So after jumping from roof to roof (almost falling a few times, thanks to not being the best at parkour, but good enough), while lil' ol' JOE was busy with his hunt, he reaches the castle, where the guards immediately stop him as he hopped over the wall and into the courtyard. "Hey, what do ya think you're doing, outsider?" As 'Splodimus lands in the courtyard, noticed, he decides to do things the old fashioned way. "Oh, y'all know exactly why I'se come 'ere. I ain't gonna 'arm yer citizens, though." As the various knights gather 'round, they clearly weren't going to take much more of 'Splodimus' gorilla. But they don't seem to recognize him, or his voice, or the distinct space armor he has on, or even that reeking smell of ash and radiation. So, wait, what was all that sneaking for, then? Ah well. "I'se figured that ye wouldn't've let me in normally, an' take a warnin' o' mine seriously." Even if they hadn't heard of 'Splodimus, it was clear that he was dangerous, yet not willing to pick a fight unnecessarily. "...So be it. If you wish to speak with the king, we shall escort you. But don't try anything funny." "Aye, seems I were wrong 'bout youse. Apologies." As JOEBob was finishing his fight with a bear, 'Splodimus had already gotten to the throne room. As he walks up to the throne, he bows respectfully. "My king, I merely 'ave a message t' give ya. This person - a fanatic fer a false god - is currently huntin' in th' woods t' 'elp 'is 'god' from dyin'. He plans to usurp th' throne from you, my lord, an' massacre yer entire populace fer said 'god'. I plan t' blow 'is plan wide open. Quite literally." The King then speaks up, telling him that he will send out his guards to alert the populace. "It shall be done, sir." As the guards leave and JOEBob was on his way back with a load of meat, the King speaks again, thanking 'Splodimus for helping to protect their kingdom. "My pleasure. I will stand b'side ye in th' fight. I'se already told th' merchant he'd be sellin' 'is load off to t' try an' remain inconspicuous 'bout the plan. We 'ave nothin' t' worry 'bout. Also, dang, yer guards work quick. I'se impressed." They talk for a while, when JOE is spotted on the horizon. 'Splodimus leaves the castle, while the King goes off to his safe area down in the basement. The far basement, too; easily twelve stories under. Thus, JOE's action occurs as normal. The robed merchant speaks. "Hello there, young one! What can I-" JOE offers up all the meat he hunted. "Whoa, that's a lotta stuff! Alright, that'll be 100 Gold for non-citizens, and 1 billion for citizens." He shows interest in getting a citizenship and Hunting Pass. "Certainly. Here's your citizenship and pass. That brings your sale total to 999,980,000 Gold. Thank you, please come again." A lot cheaper than was expected, but eh. Nevertheless, JOE exchanges, and puts his gold coins in his bottomless wallet. Upon walking out, however, the door locks behind him, as he realizes the entire Royal Guard, as well as 'Splodimus, had completely surrounded his location. "Lordy lord, yer so predictable. Them two permits? They be fake." They both burn up, as if something was activated. They became nullified due to their charred nature. I guess that's what you get for not reading the fine print. "Th' gold, too." Checking one of the gold pieces, it was revealed that the gold pieces had an Illuminati triangle on them, where the real ones had the king's face on them. They phase out of existence, being taken by some sort of blue flame. Now JOE's flat broke, unable to do anything worthwhile, including paying his 100 million bounty recently on his head. Except take the town by force. The meteor from later in his attack comes careening down on the castle, where the King was supposedly. Except... well... 'Splodimus was in the army, of course a meteor attack wouldn't do anything! That thing was blow to bits as soon as the meteor entered the atmosphere, to be burnt up fully by atmospheric re-entry thanks to being in pieces. What a shame. Of course, any other meteor strikes would be useless. 'Splodimus hardly broke a sweat, nor had to use Nuclear Heaven. Sending in the Vengeful God was the only viable option, and thanks to 'Splodimus being there, that was hardly a good option. So, JOE was kicked straight out of the town. The town wall's gates shut tight. Everyone was on high alert. Getting in was basically impossible without an attempt at siege, but that will turn out horribly with 'Splodimus there. There's only one way forward, and that was to remove 'Splodimus from the equation. Which would be hard. And really not worth it. Might just want to raid another town if that's the case. Of course, this is a huge setback, seems it took an entire turn, for all JOE's resources gained during the attempted usurp were now that of the town's, now eating the food JOE gave them, basically for free. And who gained all the credit? 'Splodimus. He's already begun making a name for himself. A good one, too. It was clear he was tired by the villainous name he got over the ages.

JOEbob's attack successfully countered!
Well done, it seems you have done some real good... but will it last?


Originally posted on 2017-04-07 15:41:00

EoTB:
The Living Virus uses Projectile Virus, launching 4000 of its own health at high speed, where it slams into the Vengeful God with a massive shatter, dealing 35,000 damage. The Hunters for Hire follow up by mounting up on the Huntermobile, loading up their shotguns and going on a trigger happy rampage that deals a further 14,000 damage. Crazy Zilliness gets up to crazy antics up in the face of the weakened heavy duty work mech and deals 6000 damage. Okayish_Chloe moves over and pours a concoction over the Backup Zomboss Mech, healing it for 5000 hit points.

The Zomboss Replacement Mech opens fire on the Security Bots, and its massive array of weaponry manages to blow one of them to pieces. The Reaper charges up to the puppet rat swarms and throws its scythe out, dealing 2000 damage to both groups. The Rat Seraph follows up with a smash of its own into the fake rats, dealing 2000 damage more to both. The Screaming Man's massive faction-wide attack then finishes them off. The Puppet ratster sews together a cute little rat wearing a black suit and holding... is that a miature Noisy Cricket? The massive blast obliterates another one of the security bots, but also sends the Rat in Black flying into the sky, never to be seen again.

The Worshippers all get together, and make their sacrifices, raising their hands up to their great lord and restoring a whopping 20K health points to it. The dupliclone uses... dupliclone... and creates an exact duplicate of itself, buffs and all! The heavy work mechs all move over to the side of the battlefield, and all circle around a large boulder, picking it up and heaving it at the Living Virus, dealing 16000 damage to it, this is followed up by the security bots charging up and tazing it to massive extents, dealing 15000 more damage.

The Vengeful God Incarnate raises its arms to... the Simumodder jumps in the way. Before the epic cutscene kicks off, he has some entity murdering to do. He does some quick cheating and grants himself the Blessed passive from the Vengeful God (no regen, sucks to be a godmodder sometimes) and lifts into the air, suffused with holy light. He looks down at the AS forces, and suddenly a blinding golden laser shoots out of his eyes, and with it he carves a path of destruction through the top three entities. 20000 damage to the Zomboss Replacement Mech and Living Virus, both Hunters for Hire killed!

And then... everything goes WHITE.

The few of you who are packing methods of seeing beyond just regular sight look at the center, where all the bright light is coming from. It is, of course the vengeful god. But it seems to be undergoing some kind of transformation. Six massive wings erupt out of his back, and his eyes flash rapidly, as if being flickered on and off by a particularly spastic hand. The Vengeful God then uncurls and splays his limbs, sending a shockwave of energy out, and then the shockwave coils back inwards, pulling the light with it. Along with the light goes the life force of everything that had been blessed, you watch as two of the worshippers and both of the dupliclones turn to dust and blow away... The Simumodder cries out in pain and topples over. It seems even he wasn't immune to its effects. 1 damage.

The now-empowered and fully healed VENGEFUL NIGHT flies off to the side of the field. It lets loose a resounding shriek and a number of... oh jeez those things are hideous. 6 Apostles of Blood summoned. They crackle and shamble forward, spears in hand, ready to fight for their god. The Vengeful Night shrieks once more as its abilities and summons are restatted, and the it stops, glaring outwards at everyone...

everything ticks up, and JOE and Marron get their roundly +2s.

ACT BOSS. We don't have ACTS, but if we did, this would be where the first one ends.

How To Play:
Alright, the Vengeful Night is basically an upgraded version of the Vengeful God Incarnate. Hopefully something strong enough to stand up to the combined firepower of both factions for an extended period of time. It now has permanent double action, and will likely spend its time splitting between summons and dealing damage. As always, don't let summons get too out of hand or you'll regret it. Additionally, you REALLY don't want to let Bloody Rapture go off, but fortunately that's dependent on both charge time and Blood count. Keep its summon count down and it won't be able to get that off, even if the fight drags on.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the Vengeful Night!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Celestial Realm (Grants 1 stack of sky ally to every PS each round.)
Terrain: Puppet Rat Dystopia (Summons 1 PS "Swarm of Puppet Rats" every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 90/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 28,000/30,000. Ally of the Sky 2
Swarm of Puppet Rats [PS - Marron] Hp: 10,000/10,000. 
Heavy Duty Work Mechs x3: [PS] 48,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 1
Heavy Duty Work Mechs: [PS] 23,000/50,000 HP. Ally of the Sky 1
Security Bots x3: [PS] 15,000/20,000 HP Ally of the Sky 1
Goalpost Hamster [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 12,000/20,000. 1/7 RANDOMHAMSTER. Ally of the Sky 1
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 14/20. Astral Energy: 21%. Energy Stored: 21/42. Solar Adrenaline: 1/5.

Vengeful Night [H][ACT BOSS]: Hp: 500,000/500,000. Convert: 1/3. Dupliclone: 1/3. Bloody Rapture: 1/7 6/50 Blood.
Apostle of Blood x6 [H]: Hp: 30,000/30,000

Living Virus 2.0 [AS - Emerald] - 21,500/120,000 HP. Hack: 1/5. Projectile Virus: 0/10. Adaptation: 6/7. 5% accuracy. 5% dodge. Fleeced 3 rounds
Zomboss Replacement Mech [AS - 1412] - 40,000/80,000 HP.
Huntmobile [AS - Emerald] - 30,000/30,000 HP. Roadkill: 3/3
The Reaper [AS - Bfury] 25,000/25,000 HP. 20% dodge
Rat Seraph [AS - 1412] Hp: 55,000/70,000. 18,000/30,000 Ratribution.
Okayish_Chloe [AS - Redstone] Hp: 25,000/25,000
Screaming Man [AS - Jondanger] Hp: 40,000/40,000
Crazy_Zilliness [AS - Redstone] Hp: 32,000/45,000. 8/40 Souls.
Puppetratster [AS - 1412] Hp: 70,000/70,000. 1/4 Ratness.
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 1/10 Endless Night.
SparkedTheorem [AS - Player] Hp: 17/20. Firebrand [A] Durability: 60%
Splodimus [AS - Player] Hp: 18/20. 1 AC, 10% accuracy. Nuclear Heaven [A] 90% durability.



Originally posted on 2017-04-07 15:41:00