mastery 12%
energy: 14/22
I create a portal for the royal guard
17/20 Awestruck
the legendary hamsteak 16/20 +4 simu
+2 ire, as always.
entity orders: vengeful god summons another worshiper. the royal guard attacks the normal zombies. worshiper worships the blood shield. the terrifying porkchops attack the peta non-supporters, and if they kill all of them without all the porkchops acting they then attack a normal zombie, else cone head, else bucket.

I use the hamknife.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 16:51:00

Brainz! Wonderful brainz...
I buy Dr. Heals and get some of the local engineer zombies together to fix up some of the damage.
As we work, I call out to Marron.
"Oi, why you working for the bad guy anyway? Is it the constant +s? Or do you just wanna make people feel sad when you smash their things and then stab them a bunch?"

Trickle charge 6/10

+2 to trickle
Also I wouldn't mind the golden fleece if you still wanna give it away. Or if you wanna keep it but buff the ZTF in the meantime that's cool too.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 17:03:00

20/20 XII - THE HANGED MAN expended
The Hanged Man
"Twisted, broken, a creature filled with anger and deep, wretched pain."
45,000/45,000 HP. 1 AC. 40% Dodge. Traitor’s Penance: 0/3. Punishment and Reprimand: 0/5. Torture and Execution: 0/8.
(Note: “AC” blocks 2,000 damage or so? Eh. Did this late at night, so uh..)

Attacks;
Blow after Blow: Attacks twice, with damage modified to fit. The second attack hits for about 70% of his normal damage but has a 30% chance of missing.

Crystal Shockwave: All attackers next round deal slightly less damage and take counter damage based on HP. Counter damage is doubled below 50% HP.

The Almighty Orbgun/Zaliska: Smites the foe with the glorious ORBGUN, instantly erasing them and everything they know from existence , dealing normal damage. Takes an extra round to hit airborne targets, but has 50% dodge ignorance against them in addition to 10% dodge ignorance base

The Crystal Knights: Summons a crystal knight to the battlefield. Only 5 can be summoned at once. The first use will summon two of them. Each knight summoned destroys a Knight Crystal.

Crystal Knight: 8,000/8,000 HP. Hyper Light Charge: 0/2
Passive: Charging Knights: Cannot use basic attacks.

Charge: Hyper Light Charge: Generic attack, except it cannot miss.

Specials:
Traitor’s Penance: Stun a target for two rounds. Won’t charge the first turn after being used.

Punishment and Reprimand: Deal a large amount of damage to two targets and reduce their damage by 50% for two rounds.

Torture and Execution: Deal a massive amount to a single target. In addition, all further attacks this target takes for the next three turns are minicrits.

Passives:
Crystal Corruption: Upon summoning, 5 Knight Crystals will spawn with 10,000 HP each and no attack. Killing those will prevent usage of The Crystal Knights.

Xll - The Hanged Man: Upon dodge, counterattack your foe for 25% of your normal attack.
??? - The Reaper: 8/10
??? - The Sorcerer 2/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician

1+ Toast
+1 Ruby Rose Ripoff Except With Pink And Puppets Marron

(no toaster so)



Originally posted on 2017-03-01 17:19:00

Augh, Placeheld Failure...

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 22:10:00

I use a complex system of """logic""" to prove that the Simumodder is the Illuminati.

Simumodder is a combination of simulation and godmodder. Four is a combination of one and three. One combined with zero makes binary. Project Binary is an antagonist in Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator. An operator runs a server. A server works at a restaurant. McDonalds is a restaurant. McDonalds was founded in 1940. 1 + 9 + 4 + 0 = 14. 14 is 7 + 7. 7 * 7 is 49. Bill Gates has ridden a unicycle to Mars 49 times. Mars is a planet. Earth is a planet. Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. The Godhead has three sides. Godhead is an item in the Binding of Isaac. The Binding of Isaac was released in 2011. 2011 was Obama's third year in office. The Illuminati has three sides. Therefore, the Simumodder is the Illuminati.

...just kidding.

We all know that the Simumodder is really three lizards in a trenchcoat.

Speaking of lizards, I throw a komodo dragon at the Simumodder.

Hint Lord: 14/15 (+2 from Trickle)

+2 to Trickle

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 23:46:00

WOW. THERE'S LITERALLY NOBODY I CAN FREAKING ATTACK SAVE FOR SIMU. IS THIS NORMAL...?

Message to 1412 - Okay, so, I'm gonna buff the ZTF when my Fleece charges and then when the next boss appears I will hand over the Fleece to you.

Welp, I guess I'm gonna just go for the Big Bad.
The Simumodder chuckles, expecting Trickle to do a half-*ssed attempt at an attack. However, Trickle runs to Destroy the Big Bad Forums, a horrible mistake on the face of Earth and instead attacks the Big Bad there.
The Simumodder gets angry that he is not the true Big Bad and challenges the Big Bad to a rap-off.
Little does Simu know that the Big Bad is the greatest, biggest and baddest rapper to ever exist.
Long story short, the Simumodder dies when the Big Bad attempts to rap "Smash Mouth - All Star" which isn't even a rap song.

---

CHARGES
-----------
??? - 20/20. [IN PLACE]
Burgrr - 11/20. [+2 from Jon] [+2 from 1412]
-----------

+2 to 1412
QUEUE: [Emerald_Mann, Jon, 1412].

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 05:56:00

Virus 2.0: 20/20
I finish up with my new and improved Virus coding, and click [Start Code]. The Virus appears, but it looks more advanced. I give it the Malware Blade, as I originally intended for that sword to be wielded by the original Virus but whatever.
HP: 20000
ATK: 10000
Piono, should I post the abilities here or just assume you know them or can at least check, since I pmed you?
TAIABTO: 2/5
I use Gemstorm (Basic) on.... wait is that a pun based off my username? Clever. Anyways, I use Gemstorm (Basic) on Priest of the Strange God? No wait I think he's dead. Let's use it on the Blood Shield

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 11:26:00

Quick fix: Simumodder health should be 1 lower than it is in the dop, I forgot to apply the boss damage. It is nox fixed
/null

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 21:14:00

11/15 Vortex Swarm (+1 from Jon)

+2 to Emerald

Hat_Daggzz stabs the Worshipper in the back.

Redstone dual shotguns the Royal Guard to the face, throws down the shotguns, takes out 2 more shotguns, and dual shotguns the Royal Guard to the face again. Rinse and repeat for about 50 times.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 00:56:00

o---Charges---
The Doctor: 20 / 20 (Waiting...)
Ette Finds Another Upgrade Kit: 20 / 20 (+2, JOE)
I'm Pretty Sure I Can Start a New Charge in The Same Post Another Is Done I Think But Really I Just Don't Want to Miss that Plus Four: 5 / 20 (+4, Simu)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Battlefury
Current Summons

Marron notices the lack of Auth on the battlefield, and cuts off his supply of +1's. She doesn't seem to be totally happy with that. 1412 then calls out Marron, asking why she wants to work for the Simumodder.

tc: Yeah, bashing people's things tends to be rather hilarious.
tc: I assume you want me to bash your stuff, then...? That can be arranged.
[small][small]tc: The +'s are nice, too.[/small][/small]

Ette then carries over a small gift box to Marron. Marron lifts the package from her sister's hands, and tears it open. Inside appears to be a sharpening kit of sorts for the Nightmarron. Marron gives Ette a warm hug, before applying the kit to the blade, greatly sharpening it! The blade then also begins to glow a gentle red. It's actually amazingly pretty. The Nightmarron gains +1k Base Attack Damage, and Petal Dance has been upgraded to deal an additional +1k DMG per action performed while active! Marron tests out the new blade by...

tc: ...Still not going anywhere near that facility.
tc: It's just euuuugh.
tc: Maybe I can...

Marron tosses her scythe outwards, much like the Reaper in Hyper Light Drifter. It spirals towards the Zomboss Training Facility, and manages to get imbedded into the building, blade first. The scythe fails to come back. Marron's body tenses up...

tc: gorilla.

Marron takes a soft step towards the Zomboss Training Facility. Then another. The moment a zombie notices her, she breaks into a full-on panicked sprint, and makes a mad dash for the Nightmarron. She struggles to rip the blade out of the building, but as it eventually breaks free, she somehow accidentally rips off a huge deal of the wall, causing a small portion of the facility to collapse. Marron then legs it as the zombies approach her. Once she manages to run her way to Ette, Ette picks up the offending, chasing zombie, and carries it back to the Zomboss Training Facility, placing it down gently on the ground near the massive gaping hole in the facility. Ette then happily skips off back to Marron, who's currently curled up in a ball trying to not let the fact that there's a gigantic zombie spawning facility within 500 blocks of her get to her head. She fails.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 04:32:00

I tip the Royal Guard in the vague direction of the Vengeful God.

??? - The Reaper: 9/10
??? - The Sorcerer 4/10 1+ Ire
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician

1+ Toast
+1 Ruby Rose Ripoff Except With Pink And Puppets Marron

(no toaster so)

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 05:29:00

"...Well thanks for bringing the zombie back, at least."
I survey the damage. The zombie stands around confused for a bit and then lurches off somewhere.
"I'm afraid I will have to counterattack you now, though. You've had this coming."

I reverse-pickpocket pop-smarts in various places about Marron's person. Pop-Smarts, as everyone knows, are a breakfast food, which is the most important brainz of the day. no zombie can resist them. She is immediately swarmed by a group of ravenous undead that see her merely as part of a complete breakfast.

Tricklecharge 7/10
+2 trickle

Also i'd like to have the bucketheads attack Marron and the other zombies to take down joebob.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 05:31:00

o---Charges---
The Doctor: 20 / 20 (Waiting...)
I Can Technically Start This Charge Now: 7 / 20 (+1, Doggo)
+1 to JOE
+1 to Battlefury
Current Summons

Marron immediately flips the hell out when 1412's zombie horde descends upon her. She's 100% surrounded, and the zombie horde is incredibly thick. So what better thing to do then to panic spin? Marron spins like a top, rapidly running and slashing through zombies around her... with absolutely no style or grace. She's busy bawling and screaming as she slaughters zombie after zombie. After she inevitably gets dizzy, most of the zombies lie headless / limbless / everythingless around her. Ette drags away Marron from the rest of the zombies just to ensure her safety afterwards.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 07:13:00

mastery 12?%
energy: 4/22?
18/20 Awestruck
the legendary hamsteak 19/20 +2 from ire OR 19/19 depending on if trickle wants it this round.
if trickle wants it this round/accepts it being 19, i start a new charge blood... 1/20
+2 ire, as always.

the zomboss training facility is still the most important target.

the windings on the building have the beginning of the words zomboss and training. the cyan and red text is "fight". the mech is zomboss protecting the facility because fighting a slowly crumbling chunk of rock is boring. the final hit is from the peashooter from the start.


Originally posted on 2017-03-03 11:37:00

12/15 Vortex Swarm

+2 to 1412 (A winner is you!)

SparkedTheorem pulls out a weird blue cheezit-esque sqaure that's been sliced in half. He then reconstructs the the walls of the ZTF, even going on to make them plated. He then goes into the Zombie Training Factory and turns all the stairs into ramps.
Finally, SparkedTheorem goes outside and hangs a giant painting of a brain before spray painting the words "Zombie Training Factory." He promptly realizes that that's not the name, and replaces the spray paint with the words "Zomboss Training Facility."


Originally posted on 2017-03-03 15:12:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1488387082))

mastery 12% energy: 14/22 I create a portal for the royal guard 17/20 Awestruck the legendary hamsteak 16/20 +4 simu +2 ire, as always. entity orders: vengeful god summons another worshiper. the royal guard attacks the normal zombies. worshiper worships the blood shield. the terrifying porkchops attack the peta non-supporters, and if they kill all of them without all the porkchops acting they then attack a normal zombie, else cone head, else bucket. I use the hamknife.

Your entities will do as you say, you set up your portal, and you use the hamknife, all in quick succession.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1488387802))

Brainz! Wonderful brainz... I buy Dr. Heals and get some of the local engineer zombies together to fix up some of the damage. As we work, I call out to Marron. "Oi, why you working for the bad guy anyway? Is it the constant +s? Or do you just wanna make people feel sad when you smash their things and then stab them a bunch?" Trickle charge 6/10 +2 to trickle Also I wouldn't mind the golden fleece if you still wanna give it away. Or if you wanna keep it but buff the ZTF in the meantime that's cool too.

The ZTF will purchase the chosen item. 4000 health restored to the ZTF
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1488388744))

20/20 XII - THE HANGED MAN expended The Hanged Man "Twisted, broken, a creature filled with anger and deep, wretched pain." 45,000/45,000 HP. 1 AC. 40% Dodge. Traitor’s Penance: 0/3. Punishment and Reprimand: 0/5. Torture and Execution: 0/8. (Note: “AC” blocks 2,000 damage or so? Eh. Did this late at night, so uh..) Attacks; Blow after Blow: Attacks twice, with damage modified to fit. The second attack hits for about 70% of his normal damage but has a 30% chance of missing. Crystal Shockwave: All attackers next round deal slightly less damage and take counter damage based on HP. Counter damage is doubled below 50% HP. The Almighty Orbgun/Zaliska: Smites the foe with the glorious ORBGUN, instantly erasing them and everything they know from existence , dealing normal damage. Takes an extra round to hit airborne targets, but has 50% dodge ignorance against them in addition to 10% dodge ignorance base The Crystal Knights: Summons a crystal knight to the battlefield. Only 5 can be summoned at once. The first use will summon two of them. Each knight summoned destroys a Knight Crystal. Crystal Knight: 8,000/8,000 HP. Hyper Light Charge: 0/2 Passive: Charging Knights: Cannot use basic attacks. Charge: Hyper Light Charge: Generic attack, except it cannot miss. Specials: Traitor’s Penance: Stun a target for two rounds. Won’t charge the first turn after being used. Punishment and Reprimand: Deal a large amount of damage to two targets and reduce their damage by 50% for two rounds. Torture and Execution: Deal a massive amount to a single target. In addition, all further attacks this target takes for the next three turns are minicrits. Passives: Crystal Corruption: Upon summoning, 5 Knight Crystals will spawn with 10,000 HP each and no attack. Killing those will prevent usage of The Crystal Knights. Xll - The Hanged Man: Upon dodge, counterattack your foe for 25% of your normal attack. ??? - The Reaper: 8/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 2/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 1+ Toast +1 Ruby Rose Ripoff Except With Pink And Puppets Marron (no toaster so)

AC removed, dodge and health nerfed.
Traitor's Penance extended to 4 round charge because "doesn't charge the round its activated" is a pain to keep track of and the difference between the two is negligible. Stun time reduced to a single round.
Aside from that... Hanged Man and Knight Crystals summoned!
He will default to hyper light charge any round he isn't ordered.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1488406230))

[PLACEHELD] An new challenger approaches...

Anne*
No XP because nothing was actually done in this placeholder.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1488411965))

I use a complex system of """logic""" to prove that the Simumodder is the Illuminati. Simumodder is a combination of simulation and godmodder. Four is a combination of one and three. One combined with zero makes binary. Project Binary is an antagonist in Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operator. An operator runs a server. A server works at a restaurant. McDonalds is a restaurant. McDonalds was founded in 1940. 1 + 9 + 4 + 0 = 14. 14 is 7 + 7. 7 * 7 is 49. Bill Gates has ridden a unicycle to Mars 49 times. Mars is a planet. Earth is a planet. Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. The Godhead has three sides. Godhead is an item in the Binding of Isaac. The Binding of Isaac was released in 2011. 2011 was Obama's third year in office. The Illuminati has three sides. Therefore, the Simumodder is the Illuminati. ...just kidding. We all know that the Simumodder is really three lizards in a trenchcoat. Speaking of lizards, I throw a komodo dragon at the Simumodder. Hint Lord: 14/15 (+2 from Trickle) +2 to Trickle

The Simumodder is too busy trying to figure out what you were trying to say with your bout of logic to do anything until he suddenly realizes he has a komodo dragon on his face!
1 damage!
+42000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1488434199))

WOW. THERE'S LITERALLY NOBODY I CAN FREAKING ATTACK SAVE FOR SIMU. IS THIS NORMAL...? Message to 1412 - Okay, so, I'm gonna buff the ZTF when my Fleece charges and then when the next boss appears I will hand over the Fleece to you. Welp, I guess I'm gonna just go for the Big Bad. The Simumodder chuckles, expecting Trickle to do a half-*ssed attempt at an attack. However, Trickle runs to Destroy the Big Bad Forums, a horrible mistake on the face of Earth and instead attacks the Big Bad there. The Simumodder gets angry that he is not the true Big Bad and challenges the Big Bad to a rap-off. Little does Simu know that the Big Bad is the greatest, biggest and baddest rapper to ever exist. Long story short, the Simumodder dies when the Big Bad attempts to rap "Smash Mouth - All Star" which isn't even a rap song. CHARGES ----------- ??? - 20/20. [IN PLACE] Burgrr - 11/20. [+2 from Jon] [+2 from 1412] ----------- +2 to 1412 QUEUE: [Emerald_Mann, Jon, 1412].

Except the Simumodder is a master at rap battles, proving this by turning the entire lyrics of All Star into numerous insults about the Big Bad's face, ethnicity (does the Big Bad even have an ethnicity) and mother(s).
9999999999999999999999999 damage to the Big Bad!
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1488453985))

Virus 2.0: 20/20 I finish up with my new and improved Virus coding, and click [Start Code]. The Virus appears, but it looks more advanced. I give it the Malware Blade, as I originally intended for that sword to be wielded by the original Virus but whatever. HP: 20000 ATK: 10000 Piono, should I post the abilities here or just assume you know them or can at least check, since I pmed you? TAIABTO: 2/5 I use Gemstorm (Basic) on.... wait is that a pun based off my username? Clever. Anyways, I use Gemstorm (Basic) on Priest of the Strange God? No wait I think he's dead. Let's use it on the Blood Shield

Please post the stats again, unless you wish to blow power expenditure on making the stats hidden, which isn't really worth it with this entity.

Combat Special: Gemstorm (Basic)
Your name is special. Not only does it describe you as a gem of a person, but you actually managed to get your username engraved in emerald, so it glitters and sparkles in the sunlight in any video game which you play, making people very jealous (and getting you banned for hacking on more than one occasion.). But one of the nice things about emerald is that it is a stone. And a very hard stone too. You reach up, grab your username and begin spinning it. You spin it really, really fast and charge at full force right into your opponent, using the power of emeralds to cut their face to ribbons.
3000 damage to the Blood Shield!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1488489283))

Quick fix: Simumodder health should be 1 lower than it is in the dop, I forgot to apply the boss damage. It is nox fixed /null

Ugh. This guy keeps making mistakes, why is he even in charge.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1488502571))

11/15 Vortex Swarm (+1 from Jon) +2 to Emerald Hat_Daggzz stabs the Worshipper in the back. Redstone dual shotguns the Royal Guard to the face, throws down the shotguns, takes out 2 more shotguns, and dual shotguns the Royal Guard to the face again. Rinse and repeat for about 50 times.

Your entity will do as you say.
The Royal Guard, in a masterful display of swordsmanship, manages to block every single shot, at the cost of some blade durability!
+6000 XP (damage was blocked but you're still getting XP for it.)

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1488515530))

o---Charges--- The Doctor: 20 / 20 (Waiting...) Ette Finds Another Upgrade Kit: 20 / 20 (+2, JOE) I'm Pretty Sure I Can Start a New Charge in The Same Post Another Is Done I Think But Really I Just Don't Want to Miss that Plus Four: 5 / 20 (+4, Simu) +1 to JOE +1 to Battlefury Current Summons Marron notices the lack of Auth on the battlefield, and cuts off his supply of +1's. She doesn't seem to be totally happy with that. 1412 then calls out Marron, asking why she wants to work for the Simumodder. tc: Yeah, bashing people's things tends to be rather hilarious. tc: I assume you want me to bash your stuff, then...? That can be arranged. [small][small]tc: The +'s are nice, too.[/small][/small] Ette then carries over a small gift box to Marron. Marron lifts the package from her sister's hands, and tears it open. Inside appears to be a sharpening kit of sorts for the Nightmarron. Marron gives Ette a warm hug, before applying the kit to the blade, greatly sharpening it! The blade then also begins to glow a gentle red. It's actually amazingly pretty. The Nightmarron gains +1k Base Attack Damage, and Petal Dance has been upgraded to deal an additional +1k DMG per action performed while active! Marron tests out the new blade by... tc: ...Still not going anywhere near that facility. tc: It's just euuuugh. tc: Maybe I can... Marron tosses her scythe outwards, much like the Reaper in Hyper Light Drifter. It spirals towards the Zomboss Training Facility, and manages to get imbedded into the building, blade first. The scythe fails to come back. Marron's body tenses up... tc: gorilla. Marron takes a soft step towards the Zomboss Training Facility. Then another. The moment a zombie notices her, she breaks into a full-on panicked sprint, and makes a mad dash for the Nightmarron. She struggles to rip the blade out of the building, but as it eventually breaks free, she somehow accidentally rips off a huge deal of the wall, causing a small portion of the facility to collapse. Marron then legs it as the zombies approach her. Once she manages to run her way to Ette, Ette picks up the offending, chasing zombie, and carries it back to the Zomboss Training Facility, placing it down gently on the ground near the massive gaping hole in the facility. Ette then happily skips off back to Marron, who's currently curled up in a ball trying to not let the fact that there's a gigantic zombie spawning facility within 500 blocks of her get to her head. She fails.

The first half of the Nightmarron upgrade is accepted, but I think +10K damage in one turn from petal dance is quite enough.
Oops, I think you broke a hole in the zombie facility.
Also, I feel like there's backstory trauma going on here, maybe I should've read up on Marrons' backstory... but... Chaosfic... *shudders*
Regardless! 8000 damage!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1488518995))

I tip the Royal Guard in the vague direction of the Vengeful God.   ??? - The Reaper: 9/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 4/10 1+ Ire ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 1+ Toast +1 Ruby Rose Ripoff Except With Pink And Puppets Marron (no toaster so)

The Royal Guard is now standing at 10 degree angle, titled slightly towards the vengeful god.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1488519078))

"...Well thanks for bringing the zombie back, at least." I survey the damage. The zombie stands around confused for a bit and then lurches off somewhere. "I'm afraid I will have to counterattack you now, though. You've had this coming." I reverse-pickpocket pop-smarts in various places about Marron's person. Pop-Smarts, as everyone knows, are a breakfast food, which is the most important brainz of the day. no zombie can resist them. She is immediately swarmed by a group of ravenous undead that see her merely as part of a complete breakfast. Tricklecharge 7/10 +2 trickle Also i'd like to have the bucketheads attack Marron and the other zombies to take down joebob.

You sick an army of zombies on Marron's face...
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1488525202))

o---Charges--- The Doctor: 20 / 20 (Waiting...) I Can Technically Start This Charge Now: 7 / 20 (+1, Doggo) +1 to JOE +1 to Battlefury Current Summons Marron immediately flips the hell out when 1412's zombie horde descends upon her. She's 100% surrounded, and the zombie horde is incredibly thick. So what better thing to do then to panic spin? Marron spins like a top, rapidly running and slashing through zombies around her... with absolutely no style or grace. She's busy bawling and screaming as she slaughters zombie after zombie. After she inevitably gets dizzy, most of the zombies lie headless / limbless / everythingless around her. Ette drags away Marron from the rest of the zombies just to ensure her safety afterwards.

...but get countered by superior weapons technology.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1488541079))

mastery 12?% energy: 4/22? 18/20 Awestruck the legendary hamsteak 19/20 +2 from ire OR 19/19 depending on if trickle wants it this round. if trickle wants it this round/accepts it being 19, i start a new charge blood... 1/20 +2 ire, as always. the zomboss training facility is still the most important target. the windings on the building have the beginning of the words  zomboss and training. the cyan and red text is "fight". the mech is zomboss protecting the facility because fighting a slowly crumbling chunk of rock is boring. the final hit is from the peashooter from the start.

Nice little mini animation there.
Anyways, your combo fails to draw out Zomboss, but it does deal a hefty 8000 damage to the ZTF
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1488553970))

12/15 Vortex Swarm +2 to 1412 (A winner is you!) SparkedTheorem pulls out a weird blue cheezit-esque sqaure that's been sliced in half. He then reconstructs the the walls of the ZTF, even going on to make them plated. He then goes into the Zombie Training Factory and turns all the stairs into ramps. Finally, SparkedTheorem goes outside and hangs a giant painting of a brain before spray painting the words "Zombie Training Factory." He promptly realizes that that's not the name, and replaces the spray paint with the words "Zomboss Training Facility."

5000 health restored to the ZTF through the power of grafitti.
+7000 XP

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 17:03:00

Redstone levels up: Level 5!
Combat Special unlocked: Starchild (Basic and Advanced)
Jondanger levels up: Level 4!
Limit Break unlocked: The Blasting of Idiots!

EoTB:

Hat_Daggzz decides that his sword is rather lonely, and introduces it to the worshipper's skull. Things don't go so well and the two fight, dealing 7000 damage to the Worshipper from brain trauma. Aurelion Sol uses starburst once more, inflicting 4000 damage on the Royal Guard and burning him. The Egghead zombie attempts to nom on the Worshipper, but this only causes 5000 more concussive damage via eggshell. The PETA Non Supporters are riled up into mob form by a not-so innocent bystander and charge the Vengeful God, dealing 10000 damage to the Blood Shield.

The Hanged Man, having been given no instructions, opts to just use his basic attack, charging right at the Worshipper, dealing 10000 damage with a swift blade strike right through them. The bucket and conehead zombies finish the job, consuming the Worshipper and gaining 5 brainz for the training facility. The regular zombies attack the royal guard, dealing 5000 damage to him, and dulling his blade by another point. The zomboss training facility purchases Dr. Heals. All Zomboss-affiliated entities now have 2000 regen.

On the other side of the field, Obscura begins whispering in unknown languages, unfathomable whispers from the depths of the Void. Obscura will now deal sanity damage to anything that manages to survive a hit from it. The Royal Guard right and properly angry at being swarmed by zombies, begins a full barrage on them, tearing through them with his powerful sword. 8 zombies killed. The terrifying porkchops all band up, hopping on top of one another into a large pile, in the rough shape of pig. They make a loud squelching noise (I think it was supposed to be squealing... erm... whatever) and charge right at the PETA Non-supporters, causing great panic that THE MEAT IS FIGHTING BACK. 350 of them die in the panic.

The Vengeful God once again opens up a portal to allow another worshipper to come through. The worshipper immediately begins praying, strengthening the Blood Shield again. The Simumodder finally gets the komodo dragon off of his face (yes, he did the rap battle thing while he had a komodo dragon attacking him, he's just that good) and realizes with alarm just how powerful the PETA non-supporters are, and slams his fist on the ground. A ripple spreads out. Expect the weather and terrain to change to something painful next round. A pair of +2s are unearthed by the ripple in the ground, and are picked up by Ire and JOEbob

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!
Defend the Zomboss Training Facility!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Clear (no effect)
Terrain: Anti-PETA Rioting Grounds (summons 500 10 hit point, 10 PETA non-supporters, which will join the AS side.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 92/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Vengeful God [PS - JOEbob][Elite]: Hp: 150,000/150,000. Convert: 2/3. True Incarnation 8/8. 4/30 Blood.. Blood Shield: Hp: 13000/30000.
Royal Guard [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 3,500/15,000. aura Charge: 2/2. 3 blade durability. burning 1 round
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 47000/80000. Gaze Into the End: 7/10.
Terrifying Porkchops x7 [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 3,000/3,000
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 2/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Astral Energy: 13%. Energy Stored: 17/26. Solar Adrenaline: 3/5
Zomboss Training Facility [AS - 1412][Elite] - 99,000/130,000 HP. Brainz: 170. 2000 regen
Zombies x7 [AS - 1412] - 1,000/1,000 HP. 2000 regen
Conehead Zombies x8 [AS - 1412] - 2,000/2,000 HP. 2000 regen
Buckethead Zombies x3 [AS - 1412] - 4,000/4,000 HP. 2000 regen
Hat_Daggzz [AS - Redstonetam] - 15000/25000 HP.
Aurelion Sol [AS - Toast] - 13000/50000 HP. Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone 6/10.
Egghead Zombie [AS - engie] - 25000/25000 HP.
PETA non-supporters x1150 [AS] - HP 10/10
The Hanged Man  [AS - Battlefury] - 40,000/40,000 HP. Traitor’s Penance: 1/4. Punishment and Reprimand: 1/5. Torture and Execution: 1/8. 15% dodge.
Knight Crystals x5  [AS - Battlefury] - 10,000/10,000 HP.
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 30% durability. Infested



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Originally posted on 2017-03-03 17:03:00

[SO LET'S TRY AGAIN]

An new challenger approaches, for real this time...

I appear from somewhere with a cloak of the pink fluffy dragon while I wore the suits of blue and pink while I got the book of monsters and mysterious beings in my pocket.

Meanwhile, I got the call from someone which is my master.

Tailclaw: I have deployed you into the battlefield so do not die because you gotta keep fighting and keep the zombies up.

I am [AS]

I look at the Worshipper before I flick both of my fingers, generating an red and green knives on my hands before I smile at it.

I toss the red knife at the worshipper then the red knife turns the worshipper red before it bursts into flames, running around the place before lying on the floor.

I toss the other knife which is the green knife but the knife turns into an acid before the worshipper turns into a skeleton before I toss a spell which makes the worshipper explodes into bits.

CHARGES:
Let's start off with this 1/20
First call 1/20

+1 to Trickle and 1412.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 17:07:00

mastery 13%
energy: 17/26
A Portal protects the royal guard.
19/20 Awestruck
the legendary hamsteak 20/20 handed off to trickle.
blood 3/10 +2 simumodder
+2 ire, as always.
I thank the update for the maybe-a-compliment bit with 'nice mini animation there'
entity orders:
vengeful god summons a fanatic warrior. royal guard uses aura charge on auralian sol. worshiper heals itself if hurt, otherwise vengeful god. terrifying porkchops attack the non-supporters again.

"Greetings "new Challenger" (I do not Know your (((IC))) name)"
"When i sensed your approach (((saw the placeholder last round))) I was hoping for a new ally..."
"i guess that hope was made to be dashed."
"regardless, i do not wish to be too hostile. I don't have any reason to dislike you, really."
"so, greetings."
"also why did you attack the worshiper? hes only healed things so far, and never did anything to you"

I glance over to the zombies... they look like they might be a problem if i leave them alone. targeting the coneheads, I blink over to the first one and kick it in the shin. it stumbles back, and I blink again behind it, stabing it in the back, before swinging my sword of solid-state energy in a half circle behind me. the zombie slips off the blade and falls back. it slowly gets up, and starts to attack me. I then inform it that it is already dead. because it is so stupid, it thinks this means it has 0 hp, and loses any hp it still has, rather then "you are a zombie so you are (un) dead.". the other 3 coneheads i'm targeting, upon discovering this, lose a significant amount of health, though the placebo effect doesn't kill them entirely. i then throw doeskin at them, without knowing what it is and only knowing my computer auto-corrects doesnt to it. I blink over to them in succession, landing a slash and then jumping back, kicking them in the process, in order to gain a better vantage to my next blink. I then blink to a decent distance and lure all 3 of the targeted and still living coneheads in a line, before throwing the sword. since it is made of solid-state perceptual energy, and I am a skilled user of perception, I can make it stay on path, fly really fast, and always slice the zombie perfectly. the 3 coneheads then die, again, and have a peashooter spit on their graves repeatedly.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 17:08:00

Tricklejest charge 10/10, given to tricklejest to use as they see fit.
Here ya go.
Mega heal bomb 1/20 (one use burst heal for all AS zombies)

Say, if the zomboss training facility were to buy the zomboss turrets, and used them to kill the terrifying porkchop(s), would it get healed? If so it does that.


As for my action, I look at the Royal Guard and hack it, because everything can be hacked, and everyone. after hacking it, I hack it's blade, and then pull out a hacksaw and hack at the guard's face. due to the other hacking it can't raise its blade to defend itself and dies. Also I take its sword.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 21:02:00