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Sparked
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:54 PM
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FaZe_Turqoise is showered with guns and does a lot of target practice on the Converted Royal Guard. Like, a lot. Like, he shoots the guard's Shield to bits.
Meanwhile, Hat_Daggzz presents a speech about how stupid and hypocritical PETA is. The PETA Supporters (once they spawn) get triggered and assault him. Too bad he's in a Jeep and that he can easily run over them.

Obscura is shot out of a cannon and falls down a hill with multiple pillars on the hill. Obscura is then rolled off a hill again and completes his/her/its/tems descent. Obscura lands on a landmine.

Welcome to Broken Bones Fan Maps, where you go and attempt to horribly disfigure yourself in every way possible.

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 05:46:00

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The Doctor: 18 / 20
A Few Skillpoints: 3 / 20 (+2, Simu)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Marron seems to pay Splodimus's threat no mind, speaking to him in a condescending, mocking tone.

tc: Hehehehe...
tc: You call yourself threatening?

Ette facepalms at Marron's apparent lack of self-preservation. Meanwhile, the puppeteer keeps speaking.

tc: You probably couldn't even leave a sizeable hole in Obscura!
[small][small]tc: Or me, for that matter. Hehehehe.[/small][/small]

Ette, despite her face being literally unchanged, is now somehow screaming "marron do you want obscura to use its special move ever or not" through her facial expression alone. Simple, unchanging smiles carry loads of emotion. Marron, apparently done taunting the "peanut gallery" as she'd probably call it, decides to see exactly what her Limit Break does. But of course, for something as dramatic as a limit break, a proper buildup is needed! She promptly conjures a needle within a few meters of her; this one's gigantic, and thick enough to actually stand on! She stands on it as one would a skateboard or surfboard, and then points forward, the universal sign for things to CHARGE FORWARDDDDDDD.

The needle charges forward, surprising Marron with the sheer burst of speed. A string of razor wire follows behind her, tied to the little hole in the needle. She flies a few loops around the Celestial Sinularity, the deadly wire ensnaring the explosive-thingy. Surely, this is totally safe. To be safe, Marron unloads some Nightmarron rounds into the Sinularity as she circles it, getting some nice shots in from all angles. She then dismounts the needle as it soars up into the sky and impales itself into the Sinularity, leaving it very, very stuck...

...And very open to... something. Marron then uses Crimson Eyes on it!

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 05:52:00

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ZFT: 20/20. It is time....
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I look at the Priest of the Strange God with hatred in my eyes. No, he'll need much more pain than that. I stow away the Malware Blade in the Inventory for now, and pull out the dual keyboards, which I use my elite haxxorxing skill on to cast Hard Coded Advanced on the Priest

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 11:30:00
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All right, time to spend my charges!
Leper gnome: 15/15 (1 attack, 1 health. Deals two damage to the Simumodder on death.)
"I feel icky!"
A small green gnome appears.

Zomboss Training Facility: 20/20, and also 20/20 again.
The zombies... are coming... this time for real...

The ground shakes and cracks as a legion of zombies pour forth, commandeering a nearby building and converting it into a top-notch academy.
They also kill the leper gnome and steal his brainz. The leper gnome's deathrattle kicks in and damages the simumodder.

ZOMBOSS TRAINING FACILITY
Spoiler Alert

-passively generates basic zombies (regular, which are weak, cone-wearing, which are fairly durable, and bucketheads, which are quite sturdy) and brainz. Brainz also come from defeated entities and players, based on their difficulty. (Zombies probably don't generate brainz when they die because that seems somewhat broken but maybe it could be an upgrade)
-Brainz can be spent on upgrading, summoning defensive zombots to protect the facility, increasing variety of zombies summoned per round, or summoning special zombies.


Upgrades:
-Zombot turrets: shoot at forces attacking the facility. 25 brainz
-explody bot: has gifts for the PS side! (Hint: the gifts are bombs) Goes on cooldown after being attacked and needs to survive for two turns to rearm itself. 75 brainz
- Dr. Heals: Heals the facility and any nearby zombies/zombots/etc. every turn. 100 brainz
-Currency exchange: Allows the conversion of +1s to brainz. 100 brainz
-Sequel Academy: allows for unlocking of Imp pilots (weak but dodgy. summons a mech and becomes terrifying if it's able to survive long enough), Pirates (snipers. When sublety goes out the window they can fire cannons), and superhero zombies (each successive hit is more powerful than the last. A bit flighty), 300 brainz. Summons one of each upon completion.
-Tombstone: increases passive brainz generation. 100 brainz.
-recycling:recovers a fraction of brainz from vanquished zombies. 300 brainz.



Additional passive zombies:
All-star: Some sort of sportsball player. Fairly tanky. 125 brainz.
Scientist: Weak, but can heal other zombies. 125 brainz
foot soldier: general zombie with a gun. 125 brainz
Engineer: Cheapens zombot deployment and has a chance to stun attackers. 125 brainz




Special zombies available:
-Flag zombie: summons a fresh horde of zombies. 50 Brainz
-Gargantuar (Very big. Very tough. Smashes enemies with an electrical pole he grabbed from somewhere. throws an imp into a critical area when at half health, which then explodes. 250 brainz)
-Disco zombie (Has disco fever. Summons backup dancers Can spin around using a disc ball as a flail for massive damage to multiple targets. He is invulnerable while doing so, although this renders him vulnerable for the following turn. 250 brainz)
-Baron Von Bats (Is a vampire. Has a laser for some reason. also his basic attack heals himself and he has a chance to dodge all attacks directed at him instead of attacking. can summon regular vampire zombies that heal when they attack but don't do much else. 250 brainz)
-Giga gargantuar (Hoo boy. Like a gargantuar but better in every way. Can shoot chain lightning. Has sweet shades. Fires three exploding imps instead of one. 600 brainz)


(I lowered the special prices a bit but feel free to tweak everything as appropriate)

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 17:22:00
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-Gargantuar (Very big. Very tough. Smashes enemies with an electrical pole he grabbed from somewhere. throws an imp into a critical area when at half health, which then explodes. 250 brainz)
-Giga gargantuar (Hoo boy. Like a gargantuar but better in every way. Can shoot chain lightning. Has sweet shades. Fires three exploding imps instead of one. 100 brainz)
the giga gargantuar is Cheaper then the normal one?
something about that seems wrong...
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Originally posted on 2017-02-23 19:52:00
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AH thanks yes that one should be more expensive.

Originally posted on 2017-02-24 00:45:00
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A hunger grows within the Terror Sheep. Tragically, neither meat nor mead has satisfied it's hunger, though it has feasted for days on end. Within it an appetite grows, a void swallowing it whole. It still remembers the descent of that black card of curses, of nothingness, of void. And the origin of such a thing, naturally, terrifies it. Of course, any attempts to destroy the long fallen ACEOFHUNGERS by passerbys and curious people alike reveal not a dent. It remains, waiting for those who would hunger for it once more.

But, the hunger. The call. As you understand, the terror sheep, no matter how many goldenrod and cobalt layers of godmodding you cover it up with, is a simple beast at heart: It is even more vulnerable than most, for it is a beast of food and fodder given power and armor. But it is not seekers that they want. He has plenty of them. The terror sheep, quite frankly, lacks the inteligence or resources to be of much use in the quest to go north.

And so, the tragic target of our peckishness shifts. The vengeful god has a mind. It must be destroyed. Bent. Rent. Torn to shreds. Consumed by hunger. And ultimately, sacrificed to insanity, so that the quest for the name may continue. The Vengeful God suddenly recalls a voice in his dream, echoing hollowly. And of a strange creature, hidden by robes, that offered him a gift. He, for reasons unknown to even him, choose a single crumb of bread. What better way than to avoid offending the being whilst not suffering the consequences of a twisted wish?

Yet, even now, he curses that choice. For he consumed the bread crumb, yet he has known naught but hunger for a long time. Unlike the Sheep's, it has never reached a critical level. But now, his hunger and twisted will, to seek a name, has overwhelmed his feasting time and roast chestnut supply. He feels the terrible damage of this as a urgent appetite overcomes him, far beyond anything he has ever felt.

And so as it was, a black-bordered card, veiled in the same terror as the first floated down. This time, nobody was tricked by it. The horror of what had happened to the terror sheep was still fresh in memory, fresh in fear. This time, more concentrated efforts are made to destroy it, to remove it, to trick it, to catch it. But yet, they soon find that they cannot discard those strange black cards. And as for those who could and would... Surely, it would not be worthwhile to invest so much effort, only to see the concept of their own existence consumed?

The black descent continued, fear spreading over the battlefield as it's target became clear, some relived, some ever yet fearful. But an landing cannot be postponed. And so, the "and so" counter for this attack overflows, dropping dozens of "and so" nukes upon the Vengeful God. And so it shall be, and and so it was and so. A mere metajoke, however, does not mean the reckoning has been postponed. In fact, if anything, it has been hastened.

Thusly, the Vengeful God goes forth to fulfill it's fate, knowing the inevitably of those cursed cards. It merely gets a few seconds glimpse at it's darkened cover, before a name pops into it's head: TWOOFBATS. Two rather unusual bats that seem more from space than from anywhere anyone would ever see are upon it, in the bottom left and upper right.

Moments later, a courier in sombre livery approaches the Vengeful God respectfully. In it's hand it holds a letter, a seal of mastery, commerce and iron upon it. The envelope is nothing remarkable, of course. They hand over the letter, quickly and swiftly, as is their duty. Letter in his hand, the Vengeful God stares at it. Surely, it is a trap. It will devour his stomach whole, and destroy his food. All of it. And, naturally, it will erase his mind and enslave him.

Fed and feasted with paranoia, the Vengeful God promptly tears into the envelope, ripping it off and chewing it up. It reads the note for but a few seconds. You are pursuing a name. End your pursuit now. It, in yet a smaller timespan, considers it's contents, and what they mean. But, wait. Whoever sent this must have been a poser, a usurper of his position. For surely, the writer of this letter would know that the Vengeful God answers to naught but it chooses to. The name, of course, must a powerful artifact this would-be usurper intends to hide from him. Filled with rage and hunger, it screeches...

...And bites down on the note, consuming it, chewing it, eating it. The note is quite chewy and chrunchy, a nice and enjoyable snack for someone so hungry. The wax, naturally, compliments the taste perfectly. It does not taste of blood, nor of water, nor of age, but merely of a newness that demonstrates the recent completion of the paper. Surprised by the enjoyability of the paper, the Vengeful God shallows the note. The Courier, having been watching the entire time, merely bows out, before vanished. The black card flashes.

Watchful is decreasing... (-50 CP)
Shadowy is decreasing... (-50 CP)
Suspicion is increasing... (5+ CP)
Nightmares is increasing... (5+ CP)
Your Seeking Mr Eaten's Name quality is now 2 - Slipping into Horror


XII - The Hanged Man 18/20 2+ from redstone 2+ from toasting device
??? - The Reaper: 6/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
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Originally posted on 2017-02-24 04:39:00

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+1 Bfury, +1 Jon

I have two things to say.
One: Nothing, or no one should have the title of god.
Two: Those who are gods *pulls out large hammer* shall be slain by me.
Vengeful God, meet my other friend: the Banhammer.

SparkedTheorem smashes into Vengeful God, knocking him miles away and into a burning metal wall. SparkedTheorem then gives two light Banhammer taps to the Vengeful God, forcing him to sit. The Vengeful God then falls down a hole to china.

Originally posted on 2017-02-24 05:38:00

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XII - The Hanged Man 20/20 1+ from Redstone USING...
in progress






??? - The Reaper: 6/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
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Originally posted on 2017-02-24 05:40:00

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my world has more then just portals 19/20
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that black command should proooobbably die soon. sure, nobodys ordering it, but it probably affects entity advantage. I snatch a cyan blade from the air and swing it forwards, launching a wave of light which knocks him off the horse.
I flow behind him mid-flight and stab him through the back of his torso. the blade flashes and an explosion rocks his body, freeing the ragdoll-like commander to fall to the ground and leaving a large hole. several blink-slashes later, hes been sliced to pieces and his armor shatters. a very substantial amount of cyan orbs appear in the air and all fall downwards, shattering the armor and making shards fly into the Hydrattler's head, impaling it. the sword dissolves and a cannon forms on my hand. i walk over to the Hydrattler and shoot it with a burst of energy, which knocks back its head. i vault over it, using the cannon for propulsion, and land another shot from above. I start charging up the cannon and roll under an attempt to bite me, firing a shot at the same head as before and smashing it away from me and jump out of the roll, charging the gun again as i do so. as I arrive at the head I punch it and release the shot, smashing the head into the ground in a bloody explosion before i shoot its eyes out, followed by shooting each and every cut wound from the armor shards from the black commander. one by one. individual. with a charged shot. and then i cauterize every wound. with another charged energy shot.
please note that these shots are hitting the armor shards since they are still in there, and as such being hit by the shots.

Originally posted on 2017-02-24 11:02:00
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mastery 9%
energy: 11/18
portal protects vengeful god
12/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 18/20 +2 simumodder +1 from ire
vengeful god summons the not-fanatic warrior summon it can summon that I forgot the name of.
royal guard bodyguards vengeful god.
I use infinite cheese on terror sheeps wool, producing AlL tHE cHEeSE!1!! and using it to heal the wall. as previously covered, cheese is purified health, so it doesn't take much to heal things with it. now, I don't have enough cheese yet, so i shall detail the process. first, I take 1/2 of the (infinite) cheese i got from my limit break, and preform a magic ritual that lets me ascend. after buying "divine milk" from the milk-store, i gain the ability to select other upgrades. my first prioritys are 'dungeons of cheese' and ' how to milk your dragon', which provide me with the ability to fight for cheese and raise a milk-able dragon, respectively. after chipping off some cheese from the legendary "big cheese" i have been gifted, I buy a cheese mixer from a conveniently-placed mortal store and instantly produce a lot of cookies because of my massive 'divine level' which i got when i 'ascended'. i then buy over 90 aunts, a cow, some partical accelerators, a time machine, 9 spacial rifts and 500 factories.
Spoiler Alert
since i have 500 factories i can access the legendary LEVEL !) DUNGEONS. I walk into the LEVEL !) (10) dungeon and start fighting cheese-lings, entering a hack-and-slash-like minigame where I can jump around like an oversized yoda and preform Aura Charges in every encounter. eventually I beat all the executives and aunts and green cheese in the level and square off against the boss: The Big Cheese! The Big Cheese is a lumbering gorilla-faced beast made entirely of cheese [NOTE: gorilla-faced as in they literally have a gorilla face.] that walks like a sterio/JOEio-typical gorilla. as I enter the room, The Big Cheese swipes at me and smashes me into a wall, which cracks and dents slightly. It them leaps at me, but I manage to stick my hand forward and say monotone-ly "air", launching a strong gust of wind at it and moving it away. I mutter something about "stupid low blood stat" and then say in a monotone "water", flashing blue and having all my wounds close. The Big Cheese gets up as I crouch, and jump into the air. the ground cracks, forming a crater, and geysers burst from the cracks. the water from them flows towards me and encircles my body in midair. a small whirlwind forms beneath my feet at the same time, keeping me in the air, as The Big Cheese tears a chunk of stone from the ground. the water coalesces and forms a small sphere around me. my enemy throws the chunk and I flick my hand sideways, moving out of the way. as the chunk nears my previous location and the apex of its flight, I move my hand upwards and twirl it once, twice, and three times, opening the hand as it moves sideways the third time (the other sideways). while this happens, an aquamarine rope rises above the orb, spins three times, and flys towards the rock at perfect time, snagging it within. I step forwards within the globe and it dives towards the big cheese, dragging the rock with it and pulling up at the last second, which breaks the cord, with the remains rotating the rock. the rock/floor-chunk smashes into the big cheese and I thrust my hands towards it within the bubble, launching a barrage of icey sliver. small shavings of cheese fall to the ground and get blown into a small bag by several concentrated gusts of wind. a rift in the bag pours them into the terror sheep wool healing machine, which heals the terror sheeps wool with cheese. the big cheese lets out a roar, somehow, and charges towards me, but I’m too high up. It grabs a baby cheeseling and throws it up, smashing it into my water orb. the baby starts to gnaw at my orb when suddenly the orb dissolves, it falls, mist appears to obscure me, the orb reforms, shrinks, and falls down the big cheese ,going down its gullet before I stop compressing it and it explodes, ripping apart the interior of the beast and weakening it, some flakes falling off and flying into the bag.
now, while this is happening, I haven’t been seen since the orb dissolved. 
" metal "
A storm of metal blades forms from nothing and twirls around. I twist my hand and the storm flys forward, slashing large chunks from the beast and making it roar in pain again. the shards, once again, fall into the bag. another blade appears in my hand, perfectly sharp and evenly weighted.
"Flame"
the blades tip heats up and a hot red flame forms in my left hand. I lift my hand slightly, the flame growing, and dive downwards to the ground. as i land, a cloud of dust rises, a crater forms, and the monster looks at it wearily, heavily injured.
suddenly the ball of flame bursts from the cloud, small rivulets of flame twisting as they settle to the ground. the big cheese leaps out of the way of the glowing ball of flame when a gust of wind blows by and a glowing red-hot cut appears in its torso. it rears up in pain and stumbles back...
right into the flame.
lets go back a bit.
as the big cheese jumped back, the flame continued on its path and i gathered Air energy. as it lands i leaped fowards, oversized, sharp, hot, and somehow light in my hand sword in my hand. due to the gathered energy i am practically invisible, a blur to anyone who somehow detects me. I slash at them in the near-instant leap and cut them, then fly past it and into the flames path,slashing it with the sword and redirecting it at the beast. after the cheese almost fully melts from the incredible heat, and I, still fueled by that air power, slash and carve huge chunks off. I then throw the sword up, leap up, grab the sword, and dive to the ground, jumping off a random rock, and slash the sword into the ground, sending a wave of firey explosions forth and smashing the big cheese appart. all the cheese goes to the bag and a single use 999* cheese multiplier, which I use on the cheese which has zerendipitouzly not been converted yet. this, in case your curious, iz becauze of the thing oph +999 luck phrom many actions bephore. anyway the cheese is multiplyed by 999 and heals the sheep.      (action unfinished?)

You set up your portal on the Vengeful God.

Limit Break: Infinite Cheeze
You look over at your ally. They're looking kind of haggard. You should probably do something about that. You stop and think for a while, the fastest way to recovery in video games is health pots, but those are too generic, so you'll go with the second fastest way: food. You could do cookies... no... fruit? nah... Ooh! How about cheese! Everyone likes cheese, right? You have made up your mind, you're going to cheeze the game using cheese. You immedaitely setup your laptop and begin playing cookie cheese clicker. Soon enough you have a small army of cursors, a number of cows, spatial rifts, factories, you name it. All of them bent on turning as much matter in the universe into cheese as is inhumanly possible. Soon enough you have a cheeseball the size of the Moon, and you jump up to it, grab it and charge back down to the ground. As you enter the atmopshere the massive sphere of cheese begins to melt, but that's okay, you can just make a fondue. You re-enter the atmosphere, take your massive amount of molten cheese, and make the ultimate... broccoli fondue? I thought veggies were usually bad in this, but given the healing boost you got from shoving it down your ally's throat, I guess it worked well enough.
11000 health restored to the Terror Sheep's wool.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1487791607))
HELP REQUIRED WITH LEVELLING SYSTEM! 20 CHARGES, PLEASE! WILL REPAY IN ANY FORM (nothing too extravagant)! IF TWO PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO JOIN, PLEASE GIVE A 10 EACH. THREE PEOPLE - 7 EACH, ETC. THANK YOU!

Trickle uses his limit break to screw over Terror Sheep.
Terror Sheep runs in terror, while Trickle sends terrific and terrible tarantulas to tear Terror Sheep to teeny tiny... tiny...? I can't seem to find a word that fits and starts with 't'... anyway, moving along...
Trickle teases the Terror, then terrorizes them to tears. Taunting the Terror, Trickle tears the Terror talentedly. The last word might not be a word but I don't really care all that much.
He then crudely bashes the Sheep with a f!cking guitar, until it is reduced to a pulp.
The pulp is then thrown into Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operatorrrrrrrrrrr! where it, along with Dungkaka's horrible plan, gets the banhammer and disappears from existence.


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Burgrr - 2/20.
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+2 to Redstone.
QUEUE: [Ire].


Limit Break: CANNOT ENGLISH
You have a secret. A terrible secret. Not terrible as in people would hate you or fear you or something like that. No, it's just a really crappy secret. Some people have skeletons in their closet, well, as the GM of the Destroy Lord English, you have a bunch of giant green skull monsters in your closet. All of the leftover Lord English clones from Act 1 are still lounging around in a cramped room in the back of your house, waiting for deployal. And now, you have a place to deploy them! You open a portal and quickly scramble through it to the sound of Beb animation soundtracks, and pop out right in front of your front door. You run inside and after a few minutes of trying to squeeze a few LE clones through the door, you're finally ready. You fling out Englishes at high speeds, Bored English, Cord English, Door English (he was the one that got stuck by the way) and North Eastlish are followed by Nord English, Ford English, Roar English and Stored English (who disappears upon being taken out of storage). All of them get together and perform a massive multicolored laser beam of death that blasts your opponent, before finally all shuffling back off to their closet.
5500 damage to the Terror Sheep, 1500 damage to the wool!
+3500 XP

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20 8/20.
20 3/20.

+2 to Battlefury

I haven't really been feeling all that hot lately, hence my lapse in attacks.

That's okay man, just take it easy.
+2000 XP

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Oh hey the second half of our elite is ready! http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/7.png
The zombies... are coming...
Well, technically it's Emerald_Mann's charge so I'll let them do whatever it is they need to do with it.

In the meantime, now that there's an AS advantage, I take my rules-lawyering from a few updates ago to the local appeals court, saying that my court case was invalid due to the obvious bias against my case from the PS advantage.
Leper gnome 12/15 (1 attack, 1 health, deals 2 damage to the simumodder on death)

The courtroom points out that this forum game is a tyrrany and therefore what the GM says goes.
Leper gnome won't work on the basis that you cannot guarentee Simumodder damage with an entity, and if you could, it would need to be a large group charge.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487805232))
I shoot the Terror Sheep with a generic laser!

It's so generic, that the Terror Sheep falls asleep!

Hint Lord: 5/15

You deal 2000 damage to the terror sheep and 1000 to the wool. The terror sheep is a boss, and thus immune to stun effects!
+5000 XP

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3/15 Vortex Swarm

+2 1412

FaZe_Turqoise is showered with guns and does a lot of target practice on the Converted Royal Guard. Like, a lot. Like, he shoots the guard's Shield to bits.
Meanwhile, Hat_Daggzz presents a speech about how stupid and hypocritical PETA is. The PETA Supporters (once they spawn) get triggered and assault him. Too bad he's in a Jeep and that he can easily run over them.

Obscura is shot out of a cannon and falls down a hill with multiple pillars on the hill. Obscura is then rolled off a hill again and completes his/her/its/tems descent. Obscura lands on a landmine.

Welcome to Broken Bones Fan Maps, where you go and attempt to horribly disfigure yourself in every way possible.

Your entities will do as you say.
Obscura breaks every single one of the few bones it has in its body and takes 5000 damage in the process.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1487829120))
o---Charges---
The Doctor: 18 / 20
A Few Skillpoints: 3 / 20 (+2, Simu)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Marron seems to pay Splodimus's threat no mind, speaking to him in a condescending, mocking tone.

tc: Hehehehe...
tc: You call yourself threatening?

Ette facepalms at Marron's apparent lack of self-preservation. Meanwhile, the puppeteer keeps speaking.

tc: You probably couldn't even leave a sizeable hole in Obscura!
[small][small]tc: Or me, for that matter. Hehehehe.[/small][/small]

Ette, despite her face being literally unchanged, is now somehow screaming "marron do you want obscura to use its special move ever or not" through her facial expression alone. Simple, unchanging smiles carry loads of emotion. Marron, apparently done taunting the "peanut gallery" as she'd probably call it, decides to see exactly what her Limit Break does. But of course, for something as dramatic as a limit break, a proper buildup is needed! She promptly conjures a needle within a few meters of her; this one's gigantic, and thick enough to actually stand on! She stands on it as one would a skateboard or surfboard, and then points forward, the universal sign for things to CHARGE FORWARDDDDDDD.

The needle charges forward, surprising Marron with the sheer burst of speed. A string of razor wire follows behind her, tied to the little hole in the needle. She flies a few loops around the Celestial Sinularity, the deadly wire ensnaring the explosive-thingy. Surely, this is totally safe. To be safe, Marron unloads some Nightmarron rounds into the Sinularity as she circles it, getting some nice shots in from all angles. She then dismounts the needle as it soars up into the sky and impales itself into the Sinularity, leaving it very, very stuck...

...And very open to... something. Marron then uses Crimson Eyes on it!


Limit Break: Crimson Eyes!
Now, nobody has made much note of this, but being a Ruby Rose... expy let's say, Marron's eyes have special properties to them as well. While Ruby's eyes do that... shiny white freeze and kill all Grimm in a certain radius thing, ©haos isn't really into boring things like that. He decided to give Marron something extra that she's about to unlock. Marron looks at her opponent angrily, holding her weapon at the ready, and charges at them. The enemy laughs, and because of having watched her actions before, easily knocks her to the ground. The combination of both the narration prompt talking about her past with Chaos and having been just utterly disgraced by that failed attack which honestly should have hit if not for the narrative prompt interfering sends her into a rage. She stands up, glares at her enemy and screams. And lasers come out of her eyes. A massive blast of dark red energy screams across the battlefield and completely engulfs her opponent.
Celestial Singularity killed!
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487849434))
ZFT: 20/20. It is time....
Virus 2.0: 17/20 (I think)
I look at the Priest of the Strange God with hatred in my eyes. No, he'll need much more pain than that. I stow away the Malware Blade in the Inventory for now, and pull out the dual keyboards, which I use my elite haxxorxing skill on to cast Hard Coded Advanced on the Priest


Combat Special: Hard-Coded (Advanced)
Once more you call upon your hacking prowess to bring forth disastrous results upon your enemy. You take out your dual keyboards and bring up your computer screen once more, and quickly hack into the base-code of the world around you. After a few minutes of diving, you come to a specific entity listing in the code, that of your opponent. You input a few commands and soon you're in, accessing their basic properties. The ones you're most interested in at the time are the velocity settings, currently set to 0. Let's set upwards to 9999999 and see what happens, mkay?
You deal 0 damage to the royal guard on account of his blade quality being 6. 1 blade quality removed.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487870569))
All right, time to spend my charges!
Leper gnome: 15/15 (1 attack, 1 health. Deals two damage to the Simumodder on death.)
"I feel icky!"
A small green gnome appears.

Zomboss Training Facility: 20/20, and also 20/20 again.
The zombies... are coming... this time for real...

The ground shakes and cracks as a legion of zombies pour forth, commandeering a nearby building and converting it into a top-notch academy.
They also kill the leper gnome and steal his brainz. The leper gnome's deathrattle kicks in and damages the simumodder.

ZOMBOSS TRAINING FACILITY
Spoiler Alert

-passively generates basic zombies (regular, which are weak, cone-wearing, which are fairly durable, and bucketheads, which are quite sturdy) and brainz. Brainz also come from defeated entities and players, based on their difficulty. (Zombies probably don't generate brainz when they die because that seems somewhat broken but maybe it could be an upgrade)
-Brainz can be spent on upgrading, summoning defensive zombots to protect the facility, increasing variety of zombies summoned per round, or summoning special zombies.


Upgrades:
-Zombot turrets: shoot at forces attacking the facility. 25 brainz
-explody bot: has gifts for the PS side! (Hint: the gifts are bombs) Goes on cooldown after being attacked and needs to survive for two turns to rearm itself. 75 brainz
- Dr. Heals: Heals the facility and any nearby zombies/zombots/etc. every turn. 100 brainz
-Currency exchange: Allows the conversion of +1s to brainz. 100 brainz
-Sequel Academy: allows for unlocking of Imp pilots (weak but dodgy. summons a mech and becomes terrifying if it's able to survive long enough), Pirates (snipers. When sublety goes out the window they can fire cannons), and superhero zombies (each successive hit is more powerful than the last. A bit flighty), 300 brainz. Summons one of each upon completion.
-Tombstone: increases passive brainz generation. 100 brainz.
-recycling:recovers a fraction of brainz from vanquished zombies. 300 brainz.



Additional passive zombies:
All-star: Some sort of sportsball player. Fairly tanky. 125 brainz.
Scientist: Weak, but can heal other zombies. 125 brainz
foot soldier: general zombie with a gun. 125 brainz
Engineer: Cheapens zombot deployment and has a chance to stun attackers. 125 brainz




Special zombies available:
-Flag zombie: summons a fresh horde of zombies. 50 Brainz
-Gargantuar (Very big. Very tough. Smashes enemies with an electrical pole he grabbed from somewhere. throws an imp into a critical area when at half health, which then explodes. 250 brainz)
-Disco zombie (Has disco fever. Summons backup dancers Can spin around using a disc ball as a flail for massive damage to multiple targets. He is invulnerable while doing so, although this renders him vulnerable for the following turn. 250 brainz)
-Baron Von Bats (Is a vampire. Has a laser for some reason. also his basic attack heals himself and he has a chance to dodge all attacks directed at him instead of attacking. can summon regular vampire zombies that heal when they attack but don't do much else. 250 brainz)
-Giga gargantuar (Hoo boy. Like a gargantuar but better in every way. Can shoot chain lightning. Has sweet shades. Fires three exploding imps instead of one. 600 brainz)


(I lowered the special prices a bit but feel free to tweak everything as appropriate)


Hoo boy, this is a doozy.
brainz generation is gonna be 50 per round. 1 brainz received for every charge worth of value an entity is, 25 brainz for defeated players.
Additional passives have been folded into Special zombies which are now single-purchase summons.
A quick overview of what things will do:

-Zombot turrets: direct damage attack, reusable. 25 brainz
-explody bot: gives the facility a 3-round charge attack of moderate strength. 75 brainz
- Dr. Heals: gives the facility and zombies light regen. 100 brainz
-Currency exchange: Allows the conversion of +1s to brainz. 100 brainz
-Sequel Academy: Adds a "random spawn" zombie into the roundly output. It can be an Imp Pilot (weak, has dodge chance and a charged ability that turns it into a large mech unit if it goes off), Pirates (damage dealer with an AoE charged ability), or superhero zombie (has a power counter that increases every round superhero zombie is alive.). Also summons one of each of these upon completion. 300 brainz.
-Tombstone: increases passive brainz generation to 75. 100 brainz.
-recycling:recovers a fraction of brainz from vanquished zombies. 300 brainz.

Special zombies available:
-Flag zombie: fairly weak, but has a charged special that doubles the ZTF's base spawns the round it goes off. 50 Brainz
All-star: Basically just a really strong regular zombie. Boosted health, boosted attack. 125 brainz.
Scientist: Grants light AC to the entire zombie horde. 125 brainz
foot soldier: boosts the attack power of all fielded zombies. 125 brainz
Engineer: Cheapens reusable abilities and gives the ZTF a chance to stun attackers. 125 brainz
-Gargantuar: Very strong, high health, and has a powerful one-use AoE attack at half health. 250 brainz
-Disco zombie: Summons backup dancer zombies every round. Has a charged ability that makes him attack multiple targets and be invulnerable for one round. 250 brainz
-Baron Von Bats: Powerful zombie with a basic damage charged attack. Leeches health from damage dealt. 250 brainz
-Giga gargantuar: Like a gargantuar but better in every way (higher health, higher damage). Has a chain lightning charged ability. Has three uses on the imps instead of one. 600 brainz

As for the action... you can't use your own entities for brainz accumulation, otherwise you'd just summon a bunch of glass cannons and try to do what you just did! All brainz accumulation must come from enemy deaths.
You keep your leper gnome charge because the entire thing is invalid.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487879545))
-Gargantuar (Very big. Very tough. Smashes enemies with an electrical pole he grabbed from somewhere. throws an imp into a critical area when at half health, which then explodes. 250 brainz)
-Giga gargantuar (Hoo boy. Like a gargantuar but better in every way. Can shoot chain lightning. Has sweet shades. Fires three exploding imps instead of one. 100 brainz)
the giga gargantuar is Cheaper then the normal one?
something about that seems wrong...
/NULL

#clinkclank

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487897136))
/null
AH thanks yes that one should be more expensive.

#bangbangwrenchnoises

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487911157))
A hunger grows within the Terror Sheep. Tragically, neither meat nor mead has satisfied it's hunger, though it has feasted for days on end. Within it an appetite grows, a void swallowing it whole. It still remembers the descent of that black card of curses, of nothingness, of void. And the origin of such a thing, naturally, terrifies it. Of course, any attempts to destroy the long fallen ACEOFHUNGERS by passerbys and curious people alike reveal not a dent. It remains, waiting for those who would hunger for it once more.

But, the hunger. The call. As you understand, the terror sheep, no matter how many goldenrod and cobalt layers of godmodding you cover it up with, is a simple beast at heart: It is even more vulnerable than most, for it is a beast of food and fodder given power and armor. But it is not seekers that they want. He has plenty of them. The terror sheep, quite frankly, lacks the inteligence or resources to be of much use in the quest to go north.

And so, the tragic target of our peckishness shifts. The vengeful god has a mind. It must be destroyed. Bent. Rent. Torn to shreds. Consumed by hunger. And ultimately, sacrificed to insanity, so that the quest for the name may continue. The Vengeful God suddenly recalls a voice in his dream, echoing hollowly. And of a strange creature, hidden by robes, that offered him a gift. He, for reasons unknown to even him, choose a single crumb of bread. What better way than to avoid offending the being whilst not suffering the consequences of a twisted wish?
 
Yet, even now, he curses that choice. For he consumed the bread crumb, yet he has known naught but hunger for a long time. Unlike the Sheep's, it has never reached a critical level. But now, his hunger and twisted will, to seek a name, has overwhelmed his feasting time and roast chestnut supply. He feels the terrible damage of this as a urgent appetite overcomes him, far beyond anything he has ever felt.

And so as it was, a black-bordered card, veiled in the same terror as the first floated down. This time, nobody was tricked by it. The horror of what had happened to the terror sheep was still fresh in memory, fresh in fear. This time, more concentrated efforts are made to destroy it, to remove it, to trick it, to catch it. But yet, they soon find that they cannot discard those strange black cards. And as for those who could and would... Surely, it would not be worthwhile to invest so much effort, only to see the concept of their own existence consumed?

The black descent continued, fear spreading over the battlefield as it's target became clear, some relived, some ever yet fearful. But an landing cannot be postponed. And so, the "and so" counter for this attack overflows, dropping dozens of "and so" nukes upon the Vengeful God. And so it shall be, and and so it was and so. A mere metajoke, however, does not mean the reckoning has been postponed. In fact, if anything, it has been hastened.

Thusly, the Vengeful God goes forth to fulfill it's fate, knowing the inevitably of those cursed cards. It merely gets a few seconds glimpse at it's darkened cover, before a name pops into it's head: TWOOFBATS. Two rather unusual bats that seem more from space than from anywhere anyone would ever see are upon it, in the bottom left and upper right.

Moments later, a courier in sombre livery approaches the Vengeful God respectfully. In it's hand it holds a letter, a seal of mastery, commerce and iron upon it. The envelope is nothing remarkable, of course. They hand over the letter, quickly and swiftly, as is their duty. Letter in his hand, the Vengeful God stares at it. Surely, it is a trap. It will devour his stomach whole, and destroy his food. All of it. And, naturally, it will erase his mind and enslave him.

Fed and feasted with paranoia, the Vengeful God promptly tears into the envelope, ripping it off and chewing it up. It reads the note for but a few seconds. You are pursuing a name. End your pursuit now. It, in yet a smaller timespan, considers it's contents, and what they mean. But, wait. Whoever sent this must have been a poser, a usurper of his position. For surely, the writer of this letter would know that the Vengeful God answers to naught but it chooses to. The name, of course, must a powerful artifact this would-be usurper intends to hide from him. Filled with rage and hunger, it screeches...

...And bites down on the note, consuming it, chewing it, eating it. The note is quite chewy and chrunchy, a nice and enjoyable snack for someone so hungry. The wax, naturally, compliments the taste perfectly. It does not taste of blood, nor of water, nor of age, but merely of a newness that demonstrates the recent completion of the paper. Surprised by the enjoyability of the paper, the Vengeful God shallows the note. The Courier, having been watching the entire time, merely bows out, before vanished. The black card flashes.

Watchful is decreasing... (-50 CP)
Shadowy is decreasing... (-50 CP) 
Suspicion is increasing... (5+ CP)
Nightmares is increasing... (5+ CP)
Your Seeking Mr Eaten's Name quality is now 2 - Slipping into Horror


XII - The Hanged Man 18/20 2+ from redstone 2+ from toasting device
??? - The Reaper: 6/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ toast

You attempt to switch your Unaccountably Peckish combo to the Vengeful God, but as soon as you take it off the Terror Sheep to retarget your combo, the Terror Sheep goes back to bodyguarding the Vengeful God, resulting in you hitting the Terror Sheep again!
W H O O P S
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487914710))
4/15 Vortex Swarm

+1 Bfury, +1 Jon

I have two things to say.
One: Nothing, or no one should have the title of god.
Two: Those who are gods *pulls out large hammer* shall be slain by me.
Vengeful God, meet my other friend: the Banhammer.

SparkedTheorem smashes into Vengeful God, knocking him miles away and into a burning metal wall. SparkedTheorem then gives two light Banhammer taps to the Vengeful God, forcing him to sit. The Vengeful God then falls down a hole to china.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCBrb98QpCU
1000 damage to the Royal Guard.
W H O O P S
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487914817))
XII - The Hanged Man 20/20 1+ from Redstone USING...
in progress






??? - The Reaper: 6/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ toast

+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487934176))
mastery 9?%
energy: 1/18

13/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 19/20
+2 irecreeper

that black command should proooobbably die soon. sure, nobodys ordering it, but it probably affects entity advantage. I snatch a cyan blade from the air and swing it forwards, launching a wave of light which knocks him off the horse. 
I flow behind him mid-flight and stab him through the back of his torso. the blade flashes and an explosion rocks his body, freeing the ragdoll-like commander to fall to the ground and leaving a large hole. several blink-slashes later, hes been sliced to pieces and his armor shatters.  a very substantial amount of cyan orbs appear in the air and all fall downwards, shattering the armor and making shards fly into the Hydrattler's head, impaling it. the sword dissolves and a cannon forms on my hand. i walk over to the Hydrattler and shoot it with a burst of energy, which knocks back its head. i vault over it, using the cannon for propulsion, and land another shot from above. I start charging up the cannon and roll under an attempt to bite me, firing a shot at the same head as before and smashing it away from me and jump out of the roll, charging the gun again as i do so. as I arrive at the head I punch it and release the shot, smashing the head into the ground in a bloody explosion before i shoot its eyes out, followed by shooting each and every cut wound from the armor shards from the black commander. one by one. individual. with a charged shot. and then i cauterize every wound. with another charged energy shot.
please note that these shots are hitting the armor shards since they are still in there, and as such being hit by the shots.

Ouch, that looked like it hurt.
You have successfully obliterated the Black Commander, after struggling with that task for... what, 4 rounds now?
+5000 XP

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EoTB:
As soon as the EoTB battle comes around, Faze is already sending bullets spraying outwards at the Royal Guard, dealing 5000 damage to it. Hat_Daggzz preemptively stomps on the PETA Supporters, causing the PETA Non-supporters to rally to the AS flag, dealing a grand total of 500 damage to the Terror Sheep's Wool before the Simumodder shoots them a sideways glance and one shots them with eye lasers. The Hydrattler, having been given no instructions defaults to its basic attack of chomp, dealing 7000 damage the Obscura.

Aurelion Sol charges straight at the Royal Guard, dealing another 5000 damage to it and setting it on fire for 2 rounds in a massive burst of burning starlight. The Egghead zombie wanders around, bumping into things, until it falls on a large lever, which then has something heavy fall on it, launching the egghead zombie right into the Terror Sheep's wool where it freaks out, tearing out 5000 hit points of wool before escaping. The Zomboss Training Facility unleashes its first crop of zombies and sends them out, they come to the aid of the egghead zombie, which, communicating with its brethren sends them at the Terror Sheep's wool, to which they deal 7000 damage.

Obscura, once again, acts first out of the PS forces, and begins glowing with an unearthly glow. The next time Obscura deals damage it will be greatly amplified. The Converted Royal Guard has been spending the entire round bodyblocking stuff, and as such, doesn't get an action. The Terror sheep decides to be terrifying once more, and kills and eats two of the hydrattler's heads, as well as dealing 10000 damage to both of Redstone's Robloxian players by taking massive bites out of them.
Sheep should not have teeth like that. This is why nature made them herbivores.

The Vengeful God makes another portal, and through it steps a man in robes. He looks sort of like the priest and high priest that you all steamrolled earlier, although, with much much plainer robes. The Simumodder decides to get up off of his butt after realizing that the reinforcements he was expecting aren't going to arrive for longer than anticipated. He decides that whatever battlefury is doing, it can't be good news, so he walks over, kicks bfury in the gonads, catches Gloria Aurum, lights it on fire, and then lobs it into the city where it explodes with a massive mushroom cloud, launching out all kinds of rubble and debris. A pair of golden +2s land on Ire and JOEbob.
City and Gloria Aurum destroyed. Battlefury is no longer vulnerable.

Everything ticks up and down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the the Terror Sheep and assorted others!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!
Defend the Zomboss Training Facility!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Clear (no effect)
Terrain: PETA Turf War (summons 50 10 hit point, 10 attack PETA supporters and PETA non-supporters, which will try to kill each other.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 94/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Terror Sheep [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 88,000/100,000. Wool: 82,000/300,000. Floof: 5/5. Burning 3 rounds.
Vengeful God [PS - JOEbob][Elite]: Hp: 150,000/150,000. Convert: 2/3. True Incarnation 5/8. 1/30 Blood.. Blood Shield: Hp: 30000/30000.
Converted Royal Guard [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 1,500/15,000. Aura Charge: 2/2. 2 blade quality. burning 1 round.
Worshipper [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 30,000/30,000
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 52000/80000. Gaze Into the End: 4/10.
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 10%. Energy Stored: 11/20.
Zomboss Training Facility  [AS - 1412][Elite] - 130,000/130,000 HP. Brainz: 50
Zombies x4  [AS - 1412] - 1,000/10,000 HP
Conehead Zombies x2  [AS - 1412] - 2,000/10,000 HP
Buckethead Zombies x1  [AS - 1412] - 4,000/10,000 HP
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 68000/80000. Heads x2: Hp: 10000/10000.
FaZe_Turquoise [AS - Redstonetam] 20000/30000 HP.
Hat_Daggzz [AS - Redstonetam] - 15000/25000 HP. 
Aurelion Sol [AS - Toast] - 43000/50000 HP. Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone 3/10. 
Egghead Zombie [AS - engie] - 25000/25000 HP. 
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 30% durability. Infested

Spoils

The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob

Players

Tricklejest [AS]: Level 5: 48500/80000 XP
Combat Specials: Heroism, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. TinCube's Vengeance, Lv: Basic. Sick Beats, Lv: Basic, Advanced.
Limit Breaks: 0/30000 power stored. CANNOT ENGLISH (30000)
Battlefury [AS]: Level 5: 46000/80000 XP
Combat Specials: WOOF, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Counterhappy, Lv: Basic. Every End, Lv: Basic, Advanced.
Limit Breaks: 30000/30000 power stored. Dogmodder Prime (30000)
1412 [AS]: Level 4: 27500/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Rumor has it, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Weird Science, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 14000/30000 power stored. RAAAATS (30000)
Redstonetam15 [AS]: Level 4: 42000/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Free Model Mason, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Bl0xx0r, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 18500/30000 power stored. Ca-Tem-Strophe (30000)
engie [AS]: Level 3: 30500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Corpse Maker, Lv: Basic, Advanced. Fresh Meat, Lv: Basic
ConsumerOfAll [AS]: Level 3: 33500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Megacorprruption, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Saltmodder, Lv: Basic
Jondanger23 [AS]: Level 3: 17500/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Sub-Terranean, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Numbertech, Lv: Basic
Toast [AS]: Level 3: 8000/40000 XP
Combat Specials: Time Travel Trouble, Lv: Basic, Advanced. Storyteller, Lv: Basic
Darkside [AS]: Level 3: 12000/40000 XP
Combat Specials: 'Sploded, Lv: Basic, Advanced. Wall-dropper, Lv: Basic
Emerald_Mann [AS]: Level 2: 25000/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Hard-coded, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Talist [AS]: Level 2: 33500/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Pacifism, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Con Air [AS]: Level 1: 8000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: MY Betty, Lv: Basic
JOEbob [PS]: Level 5: 60500/100000 XP
Combat Specials: Portaltech, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert, Master. Infernal Wrath, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Power Abuse, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Limit Breaks: 1000/50000 power stored. Portal Strike (30000), Infinite Cheeze (50000)
Irecreeper [PS]: Level 4: 52500/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Puppeteer's Strings, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert. Huntress, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 0/30000 power stored. Crimson Eyes (30000)
[spoiler=AFK]
Sp33d0n [AS]: Level 4: 22500/60000 XP
Combat Specials: Slanderous Ink, Lv: Basic, Advanced, Expert, Power of Friendship, Lv: Basic
Limit Breaks: 7000/30000 power stored. Fallen (30000)
Hezetor [AS]: Level 2: 17000/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Atom Smasher, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Urus [AS]: Level 2: 21000/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Snake In My Boot, Lv: Basic, Advanced
Cyanogynist [AS]: Level 2: 12000/35000 XP
Combat Specials: Shipping Grid, Lv: Basic
micbs [AS]: Level 1: 24000/30000 XP
Combat Specials: Political Discourse, Lv: Basic
Twinbuilder [AS]: Level 0: 2000/25000 XP
Nikitaw99 [AS]: Level 0: 4000/25000 XP
CobaltShade [AS]: Level 0: 12000/25000 XP
arcaneCynic [N]: Level 0: 17000/25000 XP

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A Portal protects royal guard. royal guard uses aura charge on zomboss training facility. worshiper heals terror sheeps wool.
vengeful god summons another worshiper.
14/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 20/20 COMPLETE, using!
i gain a player special named Firestorm EDIT: more fitting name in context: Solar Adrenalin , 5 turns to charge up, increases my actions damage (like attacking limit breaks), and deals 2 damage to me
next charge: the legendary hamsteak 3/20 +2 simu
+2 ire, as always.
placehold
I attack the zomboss training facility
i mean really, i don't need the other team having their own mook spawner.
thats not helping anyone.
...
[redacted].
why did i edit that animation, it was perfect for this.
oh right, i thought i could convert the facility.
welp.
I walk over to the facility and lob in a bomb, cracking the windows and killing several of the zombies nearby. I look at the building and smile
"lets go on a little trip"
A rift opens in the floor beneath us and i inhabit the body of someone who just barely survived the zombie apocalips attacking his town. a zombie attacks himJOEbob and he/I headshot/s it, and look at the road. it is red! this is a communist road! oh no! I carve a dollar sign into it with my pocket knife, turning it into a capitalist road! yay! i follow the road and kill a few zombies, which where sent by the facility. after a while, I find a few trees, one of which has an axe and is choped down, and i take the axe. a (cone-head) zombie approaches and i throw the axe at it. the axe levels up from defeating the zombie and becomes the Axe Of Capitalism. which means i drew a dollar sign on it. a zombie attacks, but i CAPITALISE ITS FACE killing it instantly. after finding a survivor camp and exercising the basic principle of capitalism to obtain moneys, I go on an adventure to a town of communist zombies, which I am doing for moneys. after preforming a series of impractical techniques that, somehow, do not result in over 7 broken bones in my leg due to the power of the AXE OF CAPITALISM. all the members of the communist town die, and when i return to the town they give me the true axe of capitalism, which was used by [capitalist] to kill [famous communist] long ago. with the true axe of capitalism, I go on a rampage. the zombies try to stop me, but i crush them with ease. they, in their frustration, send a giga gargantuan, and I lop of its head with a single blow. they beg for continued undeath, trying to take advantage of me being forced to be capitalistic in order to use the axe, but i state i will only let them live for either a +2 or ownership of a giga gargantuan. they likely refuse, but if they don't, then this attack deals 0 damage, but only if they say they will give that payment, and, in the case of +2's, provide it. if they say no, I storm through the facility, killing everything with either a quick slash from the axe or a capitalism beam (capitalism beams are powered by money, which I have far too much of.). eventually i reach the end and find the resident dr. zomboss, and start what would be an awesome boss battle, but when the zomboss closes his eye in the opening monolouge, I fire 2 capitalism beams at him, breaking the cockpit and smashing him into the wall. I then cut off his left hand, and leave. no way am i killing it in one action.

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All right, I'll cool it with the rules lawyering and leper gnome. Figured they wouldn't work, but also figured it was worth a try.
Oh hey. That converted royal guard looks hilariously brainzable.
I pull out a bunch of salt and literally rub it in the converted royal guard's wounds.


As for the leper gnome charge, I'm going to put 5 points of charge into a smear campaign against PETA to motivate more people to fight them and/or get some PETA members to leave, and give the other 10 to Trickle, if it's ok. While I'd love to just hold onto charge points to mass convert into brainz once the currency exchange goes up I don't think that'd fly.
If splitting it like that and/or giving it to trickle isn't ok then I'll start a
TrickleJest Charge 1/10
and put it all into the anti-PETA smear campaign.

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Trickle is really bored.

WARNING - NOT MEANT TO BE A SMASH, I JUST WANTED TO WRITE SOMETHING DUE TO INSANE BOREDOM!
I REALLY LIKE THIS GAME AND WANT TO SPEND TIME WRITING ATTACKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO SPAM-SMASH. YOU CAN PUNISH ME IF YOU WANT, BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO IMPROVE MY WRITING SKILLS. THIS ISN'T A SMASH.
THANK YOU.

The Sheep's about to die anyway, even if he didn't attack.
He nudges it a tiny bit closer to death by feeding some of its wool to the Wool Eater.

Yes, there's a Wool Eater, real name Floccus Digestson. And this, ladies and gentlemen, is his sad story...

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Digestson was born in 2014, though this doesn't really matter because time is subjective, and a millennium of potential births and deaths has passed.
He first won a minor hot dog eating championship in the Grey Zone. Many believe it was either in the middle of the Antarctica or in New York, USA. Nobody really knows.
Digestson broke 999 world records, eating 999 hot dogs in one second. Obviously, the universe did not have the memory to go past 999, so nobody truly knows how many he had eaten on that night.

That very night, Digestson received 100ᙀ (Universal currency) and set off to create a webpage. He decided to seek help online, and had found a website where he could buy a domain and keep it up for 5ᙀ a month. He bought the domain 'will-eat-anythi.ng', using some clever programming with the .ng which would usually only be accessible to Nigerians. And that fateful night, his story truly began.
Realizing the webpage was bland, he hired Dessé Einere to spice up and further design the page.
Soon enough, people from every zone possible were calling Digestson to their aid. Alas, he could only help those in his zone. Setting off to eat everything and anything, Digestson found himself in the house of Isaac Montague Eerie, or I.M. Eerie for short. His mansion was suffering from a bad case of Splitting Spiders.
Digestson single-handedly destroyed the spiders and was rewarded by a rather handsome amount of 1500ᙀ from Eerie.

Setting off to his house, he realized he had over 10,000 requests. Knowing he would never fulfill all of them, he asked Dessé for help. She helped him design another website, forums to be exact, linked to the original website, with the domain name of 'will-eat-anything-foru.ms', which, once again, was created using trickery, mostly by Dessé, since the .ms domain usually isn't accessible.
Digestson wrote quite a long post about needing help with transport and eating, and he surprisingly found over 500 volunteers. Unfortunately, the request count was rising.
Hastily created Headquarters, Digestson moved in there with Dessé. He had hired apprentices from every zone imaginable, but the best ones were - the Tube Zoner Stever, comprised largely of old mac and cheese, allowing him to manipulate other food objects, the Green Zoner (which is very similar to our native Grey Zone) Cisfran Fitzscott Gerald, an aspiring novelist but also quite a hasty eater, the Infernal Zoner Jacklyn Ween, who resembled a human and jack o' lantern hybrid, being a hollow shell with a fire inside of her, her powers stemming from the fact that food just falls into her without the need to... "deposit" it, and last but not least, the Hospital worker Anna Tomick, who resembled a perpetual electrical shock, somehow, and was apparently skilled at operating with bodies, allowing her to somehow change the perception of the food and make it disappear.

The gang set off to eat anything. Big, small, it didn't matter. They ate and ate and ate. Yet the possible things that could be consumed were running out. Digeston and his crew had accidentally eaten most of the universe... The Government of Governmental Guys, aka the GGG, had officially placed Digestson under the Top 10 most dangerous creatures in the multiverse under number five, outmatched only by the fourth, third and second placers, all being alternate versions of himself, and of course the person on the first place, about whom we shall never speak about. Digestson was placed under arrest, the gang parted ways. Dessé went on to become an award-winning artist. Stever retired and got so immersed in playing Chess, that he invented a universe-famous alternate version of Chess himself. Gerald began writing an autobiography by the title of 'Of Digestive Systems and Quantum Outcomes: The Story of a Competitive Eater', which never got published due to heavy Pro-Digestson themes being involved. Jacklyn got involved in shady business, but managed to steer clear of the GGG. Anna returned to the Hospital, working at minimum wage. Everything had fallen back into place. Or so it had seemed...

As you can tell, even the famed Calcatraz prison was no match for Digestson. It was built by the GGG, specifically for the highly dangerous. Its main goal was not to preserve the prisoners and allow them to live, it was to drive them insane. Anyone who ended up in the prison would be taunted by ghosts, traps and illusions. The walls shifted every day and night, so you would lose track of how many days you spent there. The carvings on the wall would hastily change, as though you have been there for a century even though you only got there last night. Many attempted carving days into their own flesh, and met an early and untimely demise via Calcatrazian air, which, albeit is breathable by every species, burns the flesh of anything to death once the wound is exposed. Puppets roamed Calcatraz, laughing and teasing the prisoners. Until one day, Digestson decided he couldn't bear it anymore. He planned a daring escape from the prison, for as long as he could remember. Some have estimated the plan to take around five years. He had gathered together reasonable ghosts of the ones who once died in the very same cell. Usually, Calcatraz uses ghosts to scare and taunt the prisoners, but Digestson, with his incredible pulchritude, has managed to take control of several puppets and ghosts, who roamed the walls of the prison and reported anything suspicious.

On one fateful night, Digestson and his new-found crew had planned to escape - The guard count was minimal, as many guards had been either spooked or driven insane by puppets and others seemed to have vanished by chance. Seizing this opportunity, Digestson ate his way out of his cell (which he could've done at any moment, mind you, but was afraid of the guards) and ran for the exit. He encountered several guards (this was a high-security prison after all), who were either possessed or spooked by the ghosts or driven insane by the puppets momentarily, allowing him to rush out to the outside. This was the outer shell of the prison, it seemed to be. Digestson realized he had escaped from the core, where the worst prisoners were being held. With a sigh of relief, he hid in a nearby corner, when he saw someone pass by.

Jacklyn Ween had put her hand on Digestson's hand, to stop him from screaming out loud. She whispered to him that she was hear to break him out and slept in a nearby room, and she was visited by a ghost the night prior. Once the ghost identified Jacklyn as a friend, he helped her get special rights in the prison. She had made sure to "accidentally" detain several guards. This would explain their sudden disappearance, Digestson thought. She also made sure to open the barriers on several rooms, as to allow the ghouls and puppets to invade them and stop several guards. Redeemed in Floccus' eyes, he and Jacklyn set off to escape the outer core. Several guards questioned why a high-class prisoner was outside, luckily, Jacklyn slipped on adamantium handcuffs on Digestson, and used the cliché "I'm just escorting him to his cell" line to get the other guards off. The two then hid in a small room while one of the owners passed by. They knew he would recognize Digestson in an instant. It had become quite heated in the small room, and Digestson could not help but notice how charming Jacklyn had looked - after all, this was the first time in a very, very long time he had seen another living humanoid being. Her lopsided, hazel hair pouring down onto her shirt, the flames in her maroon eyes dancing as they stared at each other in the hot, cramped room. Placing his hand on her hip, the two locked lips. They were at this for quite a while, indeed. The pair had looked at each other and [THIS PART OF DIGESTSON'S STORY HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE GGG, AS IT IS INAPPROPRIATE ON AT LEAST NINETY DIFFERENT LEVELS]. The owner was already long gone, the two ran off from the cell into an adjacent hall and out from Calcatraz. They had to find a way to cross the giant gap between the floating island of Calcatraz and the rest of zones, and Jacklyn knew exactly how.

She tore cloth from the nearby synthetic trees (giving actual wood and resources to the escapists would be a horrible idea) and managed to blow it up into a hot air balloon, using some of her own fire. Digestson ate some of the ground and prison and spat out a metallic-dirt fusion basket, which wasn't very sturdy, but was the best thing the two could come up with. Jacklyn blew more fire into the balloon and the two set off. Arriving back at the Grey Zone, Digestson was delighted to see his old pals coming together - Dessé, Stever and Anna... but somebody was missing. Perplexed, Digestson asked the gang where Gerald had gone off to. Sobbing, they informed him that he was hunted down by the GGG due to wishing to publish such a scandalous book, and he was sent off to Calcatraz. Digestson faced Jacklyn and hastily asked why they didn't go fetch him. Jacklyn had attempted to explain that he was being kept in a different compartment altogether. However, Digestson, wishing to hear none of this, pushed her aside and flew back to Calcatraz. Many days and nights he fought off the guards, eating the bullets, searching for his friend, but alas - it seems he had been transported elsewhere.

Completely enraged, Digestson swore vengeance on the GGG. He fled from Calcatraz yet again, returning to his native zone. In a few weeks, the gang got together to discuss options, however, Jacklyn was suspiciously missing, and Dessé had suggested to assemble back an army. Digestson took a liking to this idea and soon enough, his internet page had opened up again, only on the Deep Web with the help of Dessé. They stuck around in her apartment, discussing battle plans. Digestson looked around and noticed the numerous paintings, sculptures and shimmering golden awards scattered around Dessé's place. He always knew she had potential, big potential, yet even when she became famous, even when her popularity was at risk, she didn't hesitate for a second to aid her old pal. He looked over at Dessé. So pure, so innocent. She was leaning over her laptop, she was always there for help. Her bobbed hair was messily curved and covered one eye, as she bit her lip in concentration. Digestson sat down beside her. "Mister Digestson, I think the website's re-" she faintly told him, but was shortly interrupted. "Please, call me Floccus". Her cheeks turned a pinkish hue as she mindlessly stared at Digestson. Soon enough, she shook herself out of this trance and whispered, much more faintly than ever, "Yes, Mister Di... I-I mean, Fl-Floccus..." she closed her eyes for a split second, as if fighting a horrible temptation of sorts.

The two automatically locked lips, as if this were a match made in heaven. "Stop! Stop, Floccus, STOP!" Digestson told himself in his head as they passionately kissed, "Stop! Stop... this is wrong, what about... what about Jack... Jacklyn". He had forgotten all about her... His eyes opened wide, he gazed at Dessé... In a split second, he leapt to his feet and stormed off. "But, sir- Floccus!" Dessé followed him as he hastily opened the door and left, running down the stairs. "Oh God... You idiot, Floccus, you...!" He thought to himself. He acted rudely and pushed her away, he yelled at her, this is why she didn't arrive earlier this day... Digestson put on his coat as he stepped out into the rainy city, his running quickly turning into a fast sprint, the fresh air was ripping up his lungs, he couldn't stop to catch his breath, not here, not now... "Come on! Just a bit more!" He assured himself as he finally reached the ten-storey building, Jacklyn occupying the fourth floor, he remembered. Taking three steps at a time, he pounced up to the fourth floor, where he, to his shock, found the door open. Stepping in, he noticed a horrible smell in the flat, almost smelling of... no... this can't be... He carefully stepped into the living room... That seemed to be the source of the smell... He looked from the door into the room, and he was right... He was too late... What he saw had scarred him for life...

Jacklyn hung from the ceiling on a thick rope. She was dead. She was the source of the smell. She hanged herself... all because of him...
Digestson collapsed on the floor... what he had seen would never heal... his wounds were too deep, he already suffered mental damage in the prison... this was too much for him... he blacked out. Laying there, unconscious, he dreamt of many things. Vivid memories fusing together with his wildest imaginations. Real people coming together with simple figments of his mind. He had forgotten what was real... and what was not. He was confused. He couldn't shake himself awake. Nothing made sense. He was full of guilt... sadness... grief.... fatigue... Until, he heard a faint voice coming from the darkness of his mind. Still being blacked out, his mental image approached the voice... it was calling him...

What he saw could never be described on paper. Neither human, nor animal. Neither perceived, nor felt. Neither real, nor fake. It was a being of its own, it did not live by the laws of the multiverse. It was there, and he could not remove it. Yet it still felt oddly warm... and its voice... its voice was familiar. It spoke up louder than usual, yet it did not say a word. It had described what had happened. It had told him about his story, the story of an influential figure... the story he told, the story he had to tell. Everyone has a story. His story, however, seemed to have importance. A lot of importance. The... thing did not say what was important, but he knew he could trust it. He had to do it. He had to finish his story.

Snapping awake, Digestson looked around. Jacklyn's corpse still hung up, he was still tired, nothing had changed. Yet he had a new-found feeling of satisfaction... he had to tell his story. Rushing up to his feet, he untied Jacklyn and took her into his hands. Yes... it was sad... but there's nothing he could do... a single tear rolled down his cheek as he called Jacklyn's closest living relatives. They were shocked, yes, but he had to do it. He had to inform them. He had to tell the end of Jacklyn's story... he had to tell his story, too... Jacklyn was given a proper funeral the night after. Cremated. That's what she always wanted. She was a being of fire, after all. The gang, still being sad, left the funeral last, giving Jacklyn one final look. Digestson turned around to face them. He told them about the creature. He told them about everything. He told them about his story. And he wasn't making the same mistake twice. He let the others leave, and he was left alone with Dessé. The wind blew around them. Jacklyn had been there, in an urn, of course, but he couldn't carry on his relationship with Dessé. Not like this. He apologized and told her he was confused. He didn't know what to do, but now he has a purpose. He told her he couldn't cary on. Dessé looked up from her depressed face and gave a tiny nod of approval. The two left the funeral...

Tonight was the final night. Using inside information, the gang had figured out where Gerald was being kept, and they would take down the GGG no matter how hurt they were - even if it meant they would die. Their story - Floccus' story - has to be told. They prepared weapons assembled from the new Deep Web website and went on with the mission. Firstly, they took the hot air balloon into the prison where Gerald was most likely kept - Deviled Island, where the escapists were usually turned into various egg dishes and served to Habba the Jut. Believe me, you do not want to see Habba the Jut. The gang flew over to the prison and landed in a safe spot next to it. They secretly infiltrated it, wishing to be as silent as possible. They had just approached the cell where Gerald was supposed to be at, when an alarm had been set off. The crew ran in different directions, however, Digestson ran for Gerald's cell. However, he had realized he had been tricked. The cell was empty. He looked back in horror as he saw a shadowy figure approaching him, grinning, clapping his hands in a menacing way. "Well, well, well..." the figure said, taking off its mask. It had been the person they were rescuing. Gerald. He betrayed them.

Looking shocked, speechless, Digestson took a step back as Gerald took one forwards - "You didn't think I would disappear, would you? Just randomly from the cell? Oh, and Jacklyn? Yeah, that whole 'he was in another compartment' bullsh!t wasn't true, hahaha, she was working for us! Hahahaha! You stupid little boy... We did everything to assure that you will never find out..." Gerald spat with a hoarse voice. "We...?!" Digestson repeated in horror, as Jacklyn took a step forwards from the shadows, revealing herself. "You wouldn't think she would commit suicide because you YELLED at her, would you!? You're such an idiot!" Gerald laughed it off. Jacklyn looked at Digestson with a stupid grin. This would explain how she snuck into Calcatraz. 'Visited by a ghost', he thought to himself. How stupid. How could he believe her?! He was devastated back then! But now... he was boiling with rage... his friends were probably already caught by the GGG as darkness filled the room. "And now, time to end your story." Gerald approached Digestson, raising an adamantium pistol in the air.

Just as Digestson was ready to accept his fate, Jacklyn had yelled "No!" and kicked the pistol out of Gerald's hands, who managed to shoot before she did so. Gerald landed on the floor and was knocked out. The bullet traveled far away from Digestson... however, it landed. Not into him, but into someone else. Blood trickled down as Dessé toppled over from the darkness. Digestson let out a shriek, ran to Dessé and hastily took the handgun, pointing it at Jacklyn. Jacklyn stared in horror. "I CAN EXPLAIN, I WASN'T WORKING FOR-" she anxiously murmured, but was rudely interrupted by Digestson, who yelled loud and clear - "YOU LIAR! I WAS DEVASTATED WHEN I SAW YOUR CORPSE! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!?" He was crying - no, weeping. He did not care about his story. He did not care about Jacklyn. He did not care about anything.

The pistol was shaking in his hands, as Jacklyn took a step back. Digestson cocked the gun, as Jacklyn shrieked unexpectedly. "PLEASE, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T WANT TO, THEY-THEY BLACKMAILED ME!" Digestson stared at her, loathing her. "I can help! I can... I can fix Dessé-" He put his finger on the trigger as she said the last word. Yet- he couldn't do it. He couldn't shoot Jacklyn. He dropped the gun and turned to Dessé, crying. Perhaps she could still heal...? Suddenly, he looked over to Jacklyn, only to see Gerald up and standing, holding a knife over her throat. Shocked, Digestson put his hands in the air. Gerald spat yet again with his hoarse voice - "DO WHAT I SAY, OR I'LL KILLT HIS B!TCH, GOT IT?!" Digestson nodded clearly, while Jacklyn struggled to escape. "YOU HAVE TO GO OVER THERE..." He pointed with his head to where the adamantium pistol was, laying on the ground. "PICK IT UP. COME ON NOW. PICK IT UP!" He picked up the pistol carefully, his hands still shacking. "YOU HAVE TO KILL HER. COME ON! KILL THE C*NT! DO IT!" Digestson stared in shock and terror. Surely, he couldn't be asking him to kill... to kill Jacklyn...

"KILL HER, OR I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU!" He spat yet again. Digestson pointed the gun at Jacklyn. "Come on..." he thought, "think of something, Jacky, come on! I'm not gonna... I'm not pulling the trigger..." he thought to himself. Gerald was getting impatient. "KILL!!! HER!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS!!!" Digestson closed his eyes... and pulled the trigger. The bullet traveled quite slowly, or at least he thought it did. It took a while for it to reach the victim... Gerald. He knew simply shooting him wouldn't work, he would stab Jacklyn before he died. But he was sure Jacklyn would think of it. She breathed fire on the knife, since it wasn't made of a particularly useful metal, it burned off quite quickly. She ducked under Gerald who took the bullet for her and fell on the ground. The darkness had cleared up. Stever and Anna emerged from the shadows, confused as ever...

The gang made a quick escape from the prison, Digestson carrying Dessé on his back, she was quickly losing her life energy. They approached the hot air balloon as Digestson sighed and admitted that there was no way Dessé could live through the trip. Just then, Jacklyn put her hands around Dessé, warming her body up. She closed her wounds with heat, somehow, and in a second, Dessé awoke. They could tell she didn't look well, she was still weak. The gang climbed into the balloon and flew over back to the Grey Zone. They scrambled out, while Stever called 911, telling them that there was a dying person here. They quickly arrived and Dessé was placed in a nearby hospital. It would take about three to four months to heal, the doctors said. Everybody was moderately happy. Jacklyn apologized for fooling Digestson, she said the GGG was blackmailing her and her family... He trusted her, after all this time. He knew she wasn't lying.

Once Dessé healed, Digestson and she went their separate ways. Sure, it was fun while it lasted, but he knew it couldn't last long. Jacklyn had her own problems, too. For the longest, Digestson felt as if something was missing. But now everything was in its place. All was well. Although Gerald had truly betrayed them, most of his friends survived. The being in his head fell asleep as he felt that he accomplished his goal. He had told his story.


So what did this story tell us?
Well, that you shouldn't mess around with eaters.
Digestson summons on the field and eats Terror Sheep and his wool.


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Due to how sad but also happy my last story/attack was, the weather changes to Bittersweet Rain, healing a random entity but also damaging another for the same amount of HP every turn. Pl0x?
As for my action, I guess I dig a hole inside Sheep's wool, exposing more of his flesh and infect it with Zombie-itis, thus making it Rotten Flesh. And since Rotten Flesh = Old Flesh, Awful Hospital references happen and the Parliament of the Old Flesh eats Terror Sheep whole.


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I add Firewall as a Three turn Charge attack for the Malware Blade, and grab a convenient (non artifact) sword nearby, which I use to stabby stab the Terror Sheep

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FaZe attacks the Vengeful God while Hat_Daggzz patches himself up.

SparkedTheorem walks up to the Worshipper.

I advise you leave this battlefield immediately.
You see, you're technically a "bad guy." There are only currently 2 big bad guys (counting Mr. Near Invincible here) and 1 big bad girl. The blue stick figure is a big bad guy, and he's a complete idiot/#######, from what I have seen.
However, there are a lot of "good guys." There are 12 of them. That's a pretty big difference in numbers.
It also means we can swarm and easily decimate you or any of your allies.
Also, if you believe in the Vengeful God, I'm sorry, but we're gonna kill him.
All in all, this a warzone, not a church, temple, or whatever place of worship you use. You should go home.

This hopefully causes the Worshipper to leave the Battlefield.

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I fire a mega proton planet missile buster at the Terror Sheep.

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