I decide to hunt for the Seven Cities of Gold. For whatever reason. But first, i need to gather equipment. Namely, a sword, armor, and other stuff for plundering. I proceed to make a massive, oversized, chainmail shirt, followed by a sword the size of a mountain, made entirely of jewels. I also make a pickaxe, entirely out of antimatter.

Anyway, i decide to go looking for the Seven Cities. I roam the land, dragging my highly impractical equipment behind me. Finally, i find a village. I then notice a piece of gold somewhere on the outskirts of the village. I decide that this obviously means that the village is one of the Seventy Seven Villages Of Gold, and promptly demand the entire village turn over it's massive gold reserves.

But as it turns out, i accidentally dragged the massive chainmail shirt into town, too. Everyone is too busy drowning in chainmail to answer my question. I decide that everyone must be out of town, and search the town, hoping to find it's gold reserves that it obviously has. Finally, amidst the sea of chainmail i find a warehouse. The warehouse turns out to be full of worthless goods such as diamonds, jade, and rare spices. I promptly burn it down. This somehow heats up the entire chainmail shirt, which for some reason, is promptly super heated.

And liquefied.

Oh well. I move on, hoping to find the next village. Meanwhile, the previous village suffers the horrible horrible fate of drowning in molten iron. The massive size of the blob of molten iron causes it to leak out into the countryside, spreading about for miles. Later, the place would regrow as a iron biome, with iron trees, iron plants, and iron dirt.

i decide that since this is actually half-decent as an attack idea and because i'm lazy, to continue documenting my search in the next post.


As this happens, chunks of the Winged Beast are suddenly vaporized for no reason. Huh.



19/20
19/20
2+ to trickle

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 20:03:00

Spare Code: 5/5
Malware Blade: 4/10
I notice the Living Viruses death by fire and portal, and shrug. I repurpose the Spare Code and use it to mess with JOEs portals, before stabbing him. With... I dunno, a sharp object

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 20:36:00

o---Charges---
Fine: 20 / 20
Another Seamstress: 7 / 20 (+6, Joe, Simumodder)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

Marron proceeds to jump off her mount, then smacking JOE with a box that contains a 20-post charge. The charge is apparently gift-wrapped and everything.

tc: Remember; you owe me one!

JOE then calls her "Ire".

tc: ...
tc: Do I look like the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING, to you?
tc: Do I?
tc: Why did I even help you???

Instead of calling back her bird, she runs over to Ette and gives her a nice warm hug now that she's back to normal. Ette, being a gigantic cuddly thing, naturally returns the hug and pats the comparatively-tiny Marron on the head. Marron then produces a sewing kit from somewhere, and stitches up yet another round's worth of wounds that have accumulated on Ette. Since just stitching wounds never tends to do much, Marron decides to put a little bit of an extra kick into her healing.

Marron decides to practice her rather bad elemental magic. Sure, she can conjure needles and threads, but her skill at producing things other than that is lacking. Using just a little bit of Light magic and a lifeless doll, Marron creates a Puppet of Light! Marron and the puppet take a moment to admire each other. She then slashes the puppet right in two, a splash of liquid light energy staining the ground. The puppet is dead.

Marron then scoops up some of this liquid, brews it into a quick potion, and pours it on Ette's head. Since she can't drink things, due to being a puppet. Also since drinking the "blood" of a creature would be absolutely disgusting. The potion somehow heals Ette. Marron then signals the Winged Beast, who goes and picks her up again.

The Winged Beast will use Harpoon Harassment on 1412, while Ette will use Bear Hug on Chargeus! g e t h u g g e d

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 22:58:00

20/20
20/20

EXPENDED


brb thinking of ideas
2+ to trickle

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 23:00:00

6/20 Le Dudes

+2 Toast(er)

sparkysfaint decides and go mutilate a doll puppet.

sparkysfaint surrounds Ette in a black box and begins to knock her around via rapidly extending and retracting bouncy plastic pillars.

sparkysfaint then impales Ette with a spear within the box, retracts the spear and stabs her with more spears. Bladed chains drop on her and spin around to mutilate her further.

Ette then is showered with black powder, which is then lit. She realizes that it's gunpowder right before this and almost signs oh crap before the gunpowder explodes.

sparkysfaint then teleports in and spawns in dual blades. He does multiple hack and slash combos before simply stabbing her multiple times.

sparkysfaint then turns to JoeBOB (after he mentions redstonetam15 and ties it to him) and takes off his paper bag. He has a blank smile, which suddenly dissapears and is replaced by an extremely confused expression.

Who the hell is redstonetam15?
I don't know a ROBLOXian named redstonetam15, nor have I seen one.
Also, what you're babbling on about sounds like complete nonsense.
"Posts?" "Just people posting on a forum?" What kind of person casually talks about this?
Are you some kind of crazy 4th wall breaker, or are you delusional?

Originally posted on 2017-01-26 02:03:00

Trickle is seriously bored. Seriously. Super duper infinitely seriously bored.
Funnyman decides to be slightly less useful and goes for Balrog and so does Chargeus.

Trickle uses his limit break on Balrog!
He also slaps Balrog around a bit with a broomstick.

"YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY!"

Balrog is sent to outer space and freezes to death.

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CHARGES
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O)u(O - 20/20. [IN PLACE].
Mr. Meaty - 1/20.
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+2 to Redstone.
QUEUE: [Consomme, Speed, Bfury].

Originally posted on 2017-01-26 14:29:00

I climb out of the lava pit, somewhat bitter but still thankful I didn't get sent to the moon.

Instead of letting the flaming zombie go to the regular school, I invite it to the zomboss training academy, designed for zombies, by zo-well, maybe not by zombies. I assure you the basic education portions of it are finished, the rest of it is going into specialization.

zomboss training facility 8/20

Oh also, remember the simumodder? The guy we're supposed to destroy? Don't think anyone's tried to attack him in a while... We do have the advantage. Now's a good time..



Originally posted on 2017-01-27 08:23:00

7/20 Vengeful God
Foundation of the suffering 3/20
+2 Irecreeper
"No, you do not look like "the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING" to me."
"but the way I see the world is a bunch of people posting their actions, with a name next to each post saying who made it, on a forum."
"next to my posts are "JOEbob", next to your posts (actions) it says irecreeper, auth's say Sp33d0n, FVS says engie, Toast's say toast, Doggos (?) say battlefury (i think people call him doggo right?), Sparkyfaint's say redstonetam15-EDIY:i never mentioned roblox?-, the guy who made a living virus' posts say "emerald mann", Trickle's say Tricklejest, etc."
"so thats why i call people by the "wrong" name sometimes, and it is never intended as an insult. "
"(also, do i really owe you one? i handed you a 20 last turn.)"
Urus seems like a good target...
I use Power Abuse (advanced) on him, then turn into TRIANGLES from I AM TRIANGLES. combining the MEMORYS of a Rock, Fire (from the demons), water (sharks) and air (is everywhere), combined with my Basic attack, and make a ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW ability. I then make a bunch of cows and combine a COW MEMORY with a ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW MEMORY. the cows can now use ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW. this frustrates him greatly since they keep breaking his lassos when he trys to herd them. this is clearly what he would do when he encounters a herd of COWS.
while he's trying to herd the cows, I combine PROTON CANNON MEMORY with ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW MEMORY, getting ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON MEMORY. then I switch places with a rock, and get the SWITCH PLACES WITH ROCKS MEMORY. I combine that with a AIR MEMORY to get TELEPORT.
I can now teleport.
using a string of teleports and elemental buzzsaws, I trap Clift Cactus the White, and then combine everything with COW MEMORY to get ULTIMATE GOD COW. this keeps him busy even more.
now I get a TELEKINESIS memory from that time when Marron moved needles around, and combine it with a SIZE
MEMORY from the moon and STRENGTH MEMORY from the simumodder. This gives me STRONG LARGE TELEKINESIS. then i combine GROWTH MEMORY from a plant and ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON and STRENGTH MEMORY, getting GROWING STRONG ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON, which i position above sergeant clift cactus the white. Then i get a SPEEDING UP MEMORY from me speeding up into a run and LOCAL TIME WARP MEMORY from the remains of the extradimensional bag to get LOCAL TIME SPEED UP MEMORY, which makes the strength of GROWING STRONG ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON grow much faster. after 3 minutes the cannon is the size of a city, and then it fires, vaporising the whole place where sergant clift cactus the white is.

NOTE: consumer has suggested using nullposts for conversations instead of editing. is this a bad idea? (that is, when i want to respond to someone, but don't want use my action yet)
EDIT: sp33don/auth, if you look, it says right at the top of my post that " the way I see the world is a bunch of people posting their actions, with a name next to each post saying who made it, on a forum." and that " thats why i call people by the "wrong" name sometimes, and it is never intended as an insult. "
so your entire bit about him being marron and you being a noble author has already been addressed, about as clearly as i will spend the time to make it.
also, and i quote myself, "No, you do not look like "the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING" to me."
i had no idea that ire normally referred to an eldritch thyme-code-butterfly before marron asked me that.

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 11:05:00

Airhorn Solutions plays an eardrum-shattering Song of Storms at the Fire Demons, making it rain, lightning everywhere, dispelling the Fire Demons' fire thing and turning them into regular Demons. Oh, and they get zapped by lightning. The storm clears out.
[==]/\Charges/\[==]
Adam Ruins Everything: 2/20
Blaze, Blizz, Blitz, and Bazaltz It: 2/20

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 11:10:00

10 8/10
20 3/20

+2 to Reds

(I would like to make it clear in advance that my 'character' in this session isn't actually Ghost Toast. Ghost Toast is an entity, while my 'character' in this session is literally just having no character. This means that I will be attacking things almost exclusively indirectly. So you know its me talking when I say 'that's the worst use of metafiction I have seen'.)

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 11:37:00

Oh boy. Fresh out of ideas.
Trickle decides to attempt to heal Chargeus.
He does this by magically jumping out of his post and parkour-ing his way up the posts, grabbing all the '+'s in the assists. He then goes back a page, then back another, etc.
Trickle collects every plus from every post and hops back into Page 16.
Once he's back in the post, he chooses to edit it. He sees a pretty faint "+" sitting on the bottom right, just below the post. (It's there, Pobyo, just look, it's next to a minus).
Trickle takes one plus. Then another. And then another.

"Woohoo! Infinite pluses!"

Since the pluses can be infinitely clicked and they do stuff every time (seriously try it), Trickle collects a ton of them.
He jumps back into the post and clicks the 'color' tab. He chooses red.

"Now it's time to color these things!"

He takes the pluses and carefully dips all of them into the 'red' option, thus making them red, like this. +
Trickle collects the pluses and hangs them on the orange strip below "ZetaBoards" to dry. Once they've dried, he tosses them at the big bold B at the top of the post, making this. +

"Almost done..."

He wipes off excess boldness from the pluses and climbs on the blue strip saying "Posting reply to Destroy the Simumodder". From there, he falls onto the buttons and uses the 'Bigger' one to, well, make the pluses bigger. +
The big pluses are then fed to Chargeus who eats them up and gets healed.

[OOC] I know you may not like this due to it being Fourth-Wall Break-ish, but come on, we're just here to have fun. I don't think it matters how much out-of-universe I go, but you're the GM, so I'm not gonna argue. [/OOC]

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CHARGES
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O)u(O - 20/20. [IN PLACE].
Mr. Meaty - 2/20.
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+2 to Consomme.
QUEUE: [Speed, Bfury, Bfury].

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 13:57:00

OOC: I had an awesome post typed up and I lost it, and now I'm really sad.

What? The most recent turn where I did not act was me formulating a strategy for future turns!

Auth flags down Marron.

Now, about this. Does this look like Ire to you? Does this look like a Thyme-code-eldritch butterfly to you? No, it does not, this looks like Ruby Rose with pink hair. Do you see chairs, Ire's signature weapon, laying about anywhere? No, you do not. This fair maiden is not Ire. She is Marron. Get. It. Right. I am The Eternal Author, and you will call me as such. Get. It. Right.

Joe appears to annoy Auth quite a bit. So Auth decides to rub some salt into a recently opened wound. With Shakespeare. He walks over to Steffan's corpse, and decapitates it. Then, he takes the skin and muscle and stuff off it, leaving just the skull behind. No, he didn't eat it. He lifts the skull to the sky, and begins to speak.

Alas, poor Steffan. I knew him, Alicia; a fellow of infinite research, of most excellent technology; has bled upon my blade a thousand times, and now, how pleasing to my imagination! My mood rises at it. Here lies this body who pained us I know not how oft. Where be your turrets now? Your heals? Your skills? Your controlling master, who caused the battlefield to devolve into an uproar?

Auth smiles, that made him feel a bit better. Auth places his left hand on the ground, before raising it to the sky. A great number of figures, all resembling Auth, but pitch black, appear at his side.

Now, allow me to tell you something.

Auth walks towards Balrog, and creates a great black wall, made of ink. He traps Joe in with him. So he can take in all of Auth's words.

This is the story of a man. He was a kind and helpful person, trapped in an adverse situation, where those traits are undesirable. Yet he never seemed to shy away from them. Would never turn away, would almost always face whatever came to him with a smile.

The Spectres clamp to Balrog, making him seem bigger, stronger.

Why was this? Because there was nobody there helping others. He took it upon himself to bind the team, fighting against whatever they were fighting against. In time, the team came to rely on him a great deal.

Some more ink specters appear, looking suspiciously like some of the Mindscapers of Chaos. Such as The Operative, and Chloe, and Toast, and Lyra.

Most importantly to him, he found friendship among the motley crew he was with. He found people whom he was willing to fight for, to die for, because he believed in them, trusted them with all his heart. He had some experiences with them, which he would never willingly or unwillingly allow to fade from his memory, as he believed they were important.

Another two, resembling Alt and Roxxanne.

He... may have even developed feelings for one person there, but that is not the point.

Auth looks to his side, and smiles gently.

The point is, he became critical in the strategies they devised. His unique skillset allowed for the team to defeat enemies much faster than they should have been. He could heal and buff, without much of an issue. He could cut off enemies, could remove debuffs entirely, allow for someone to act more than they should.

One specter glows with new-found strength, another has their blade combust, one more moves faster.

His allies may not be here now, but I can form a facsimile of them. Allow me to show you their power, when we worked together!

The Specters clamped onto Balrog explode, covering him in black ink, preventing him from seeing. The wall Auth formed collapses, drowning Joe to no effect, but slamming into Balrog with the force of a tsunami.

The Power of Camaraderie and Friendship can trump whatever you have in store.

The remaining specters begin to tear into Balrog in their own special ways, from Chainsaws with Elemental Upgrades to overloading circuits and...

I'm not entirely sure what UNLIMITED did, but that's what I think it was, to fire to blood. An unending assault, too widespread and varied for one efficient counter. Anyone Balrog tries to slam, Auth quickly and effortlessly reforms.

I may be more crucial here, now, due to our smaller force, but I hope that my side can unite. Against you, Joe. And the Simumodder.

An observant person may notice that someone is missing from that list.

Marron, I would like to persuade to join our cause. I am afraid I haven't the ability to, at least not yet. One day, perhaps. Not yet.

Well, if one thing can be said about Auth, it's that he possesses some semblance of nobility.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth activates The Power of Friendship, telling the tale of his experiences in Chaos' Mindscape.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

The Masters of London: 16/20

The Armour of Royals: 17/20 (+1 from Ire)

+1 to Ire, Hez.

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 14:15:00

(i clearly said that 'marron' did not look like "Thyme-code-eldritch butterfly" and gave a Clear explanation of why that name was used)
(also, there is no reason to do nothing on turns where the you do not act in character(as in there is no reason for the character to do nothing). it does not take much thought to chose an entity and bodyblock them while you think.)
"Also, I am bringing this up because every time i use the wrong name, People decide to be insulted. i generally have no knowledge of any beings by those names, and use them because they are more obvious. (yes, just people posting on a forum) (and i prefer "pragmatic user of a 4th wall with thousands of cracks" "
"would you all like me to demonstrate what its like?"
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 14:54:00

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485369871))

20/20 astral unlocking using! 6/20  Vengeful God +4 from simumodder (next charge: Foundation of the suffering 2/20)+1 from ire +2 irecreeper I do hope Steffan turns out ok... I learn of what has occurred. My Enemy’s Will Pay I prepare for the attack , creating a large warded brick building with the words Simmumodder land public school on the top of the wall. several rooms are made, and a yard is enchanted in order to be more difficult to destroy. One space-bend Rune later, the interior becomes the size of a few citys. I start building the rooms. First the entrance door leads to a lobby with a path to "school-yard", and theres an non-threatening office easily visible. to the left is a gym, as well as a hallway. the right contains a librarby, stairs to the second floor, and a large hallway. On the second floor is a home-room, science room, French room, dark room, light room, and grey room. The whole thing is warded, of course. Then I create a great deal of inferni, which take the form of teachers, principals, and students. Now who shall I subject to this hell... Flaming zombie, I suppose. Power abuse [basic], and then his intelligence is raised just enough to understand stupidity. He is taken to the school and told to go line up in the back. Naturally, the zombie tries to go through the lobby and straight there, but a Teacher inferni blocks him and tells him to go around. However, the way around is both miles long due to spacewarp, and filled with bully-student inferni. they all slash at Burning Zombie with icey claws, and it begins to slow. Burning Zombie quickens his pace, but falls into several frozen spikes and cools down considerably in the process. when he finally arrives, the Zombie is anxious to enter the budding, but the same Teacher Inferni blocks his way and stabs him until he goes back in line. After some time, he is allowed in, only to discover the interior of the school is filled with spikes, and is even colder then outside. after arriving at the homeroom, he is seated and told that it is free reading period. sadly, all the available books consist of harmful cognito/memetic hazards and lists of innocuous phrases that summon evil beings to kill the speaker. the zombie is forced to read these books, and his mind deteriorates. After some time, he is told it is time for presentations. Everyone else presents books of how to slice people to pieces, and pick him as the "volunteer" for their demonstrations. He is cut apart repeatedly. when it is time for him to present, he summons no less then 975 different monsters and self-inflicts over 97 curses. Then they have recess, where he is forced to sit out in the cold, which has noticeably worsened, for hours. all the while, he is pelted with snowballs and makeshift weapons. after recess, he has PE, where they play dodge ball... WITH NUKES. everyone targets him, and he can't die, despite everything, because of anti-death wards. after that, they start playing fencing, and when he plays everyone cuts him to pieces. when they aren’t, he is tormented by a dark figure from behind which drains his life. after PE, they have music, where everyone uses him as a drum and people tell him ta-ta-ta is different from ta-ta-ta. finally, it is lunch. in lunch, he is allowed to play on a device, but only when there is a teacher in the room. however, if a teacher inferni sees him using a device, they will take the device and put him in a torture chamber that specialises in freezing and water. after entering the torture chamber 5 times, and attempting suicide 5, lunch ends... and theres another recess. in this one, they must go sledding... on ice... down a ravine... filled with rifts to the land of death... after going down 3 times and needing to be put back together 20, recess ends, and now it is science. ... ok yeah obviously he explodes repeatedly. next period, they have history where he is given 30 different people, and told to research them all in 3 minutes. then when someone says the zombie revolution of 2017 was a horrible idea, he assaults them in rage. The teacher inferni call the principle, and he threatens to kill FVS, who the zombie obviously loves. the zombie is told if he kills all 92735 Inferni, FVS can live. the Inferni are armed with the blank, Leg.Blade, Oroubos knife, Rapture, Minds Ends, Okami, titanice axes, titanfire daggers, and so on. after years of timewarped battle, he beats them, and tries to leave... only to be launched into a black hole. except its actually a wormhole, which spits him out into a kinder-garden which is practically the same as the school. 3 years later, he finishes kinder-garden... and now he has to go through high school. after 5 millennia of failing by one letter, he passes, and falls unconscious on the ground. into a pit of enraged Astral Elementals. which rip him to shreds. then, Unaltered Rage is a truly wonderful motivator. Thanks Ir-[editstarts] oops. . me calling you ire is essentially the same as when I call auth sp33d0n. you know how some people play forum games where a bunch of people post their actions?" "thats pretty much how I experience this world." "the posts describing you say "Irecreeper", so that comes to mind" "I’m pretty surprised I didn’t slip up earlier" "in the future, if I ever refer to someone by the wrong name, can they just assume its a mistake?" [editend] With Astral unlocking, Fine from ire, and the ??? from tricklejest, I.... Make myself a leveling system! Spoiler Alert start at level "5%" for each 4% I level, I get +1 energy a round I level up by using energy to do anything. instead of a hard cap on max energy, energy generation decreases based on how much I have stored. if it takes 1 turn to get 5 energy, and I have 5, then I only generate 4. if I have 9, I only make 3, if I have 12, only make 2, etc. portals are 10 energy, and as such take 2 turns to use for now. at 25% and 50% I can make a minor alteration to the system that must be approved by piono if I reach 100% I keep all my abilitys and can start another, similar system, which will have its abilitys focused on, say, plants, or rocks, or more traditional magic, or something. (start energy generation is 5) this text may be slightly outdated. the full thing is agreed on by piono and me. and hey, consumer, leveling systems grow over time, and arent removable.

As a note, fourth wall antics are only entertaining when done well.
This is not one of those cases.

Combat Special: Power Abuse (Basic)
Now, there's something not a lot of people know about you, you have a whole lot of really useless side powers. Sure portals are strong and abuseable, but things such as "The ability to construct schools whereever you feel like" are kinda difficult to use effectively in combat. Of course, that's why you're a combat pragmatist. Anyone can use portals to fight, but you can use schoolhouses to fight. You quickly and effortlessly construct a school, just for the zombie, complete with abusive teachers and a whole classroom of bullies who only get allowances in the form of stolen milk money. Results are predictable.
8000 damage to the Flaming Zombie.

Alright, so, rebalances to your system. I realized that having you only get 1 energy per 4% would cause you to cap out before you could use your portals. So I'm switching things around. You get 1 energy gen per round, but you have a hard energy cap of twice your percentage.

Finally, stop taunting the other players. You're starting to become seriously disruptive and grating on a lot of people's nerves. It's stupid, you're WRONG more than half the time, and all it does is make the game less fun for everyone. Just play the stupid thing and stop being a twit.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485374584))

I decide to hunt for the Seven Cities of Gold. For whatever reason. But first, i need to gather equipment. Namely, a sword, armor, and other stuff for plundering. I proceed to make a massive, oversized, chainmail shirt, followed by a sword the size of a mountain, made entirely of jewels. I also make a pickaxe, entirely out of antimatter. Anyway, i decide to go looking for the Seven Cities. I roam the land, dragging my highly impractical equipment behind me. Finally, i find a village. I then notice a piece of gold somewhere on the outskirts of the village. I decide that this obviously means that the village is one of the Seventy Seven Villages Of Gold, and promptly demand the entire village turn over it's massive gold reserves. But as it turns out, i accidentally dragged the massive chainmail shirt into town, too. Everyone is too busy drowning in chainmail to answer my question. I decide that everyone must be out of town, and search the town, hoping to find it's gold reserves that it obviously has. Finally, amidst the sea of chainmail i find a warehouse. The warehouse turns out to be full of worthless goods such as diamonds, jade, and rare spices. I promptly burn it down. This somehow heats up the entire chainmail shirt, which for some reason, is promptly super heated. And liquefied. Oh well. I move on, hoping to find the next village. Meanwhile, the previous village suffers the horrible horrible fate of drowning in molten iron. The massive size of the blob of molten iron causes it to leak out into the countryside, spreading about for miles. Later, the place would regrow as a iron biome, with iron trees, iron plants, and iron dirt. i decide that since this is actually half-decent as an attack idea and because i'm lazy, to continue documenting my search in the next post. As this happens, chunks of the Winged Beast are suddenly vaporized for no reason. Huh. 19/20 19/20 2+ to trickle

7000 damage to the winged beast, which somehow gets caught in the sea of iron despite being the air.
Weird.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1485376603))

Spare Code: 5/5 Malware Blade: 4/10 I notice the Living Viruses death by fire and portal, and shrug. I repurpose the Spare Code and use it to mess with JOEs portals, before stabbing him. With... I dunno, a sharp object

You stab JOE with a Generic Sharp Object™ and deal 3 damage to him.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1485385133))

o---Charges--- Fine: 20 / 20 Another Seamstress: 7 / 20 (+6, Joe, Simumodder) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Marron proceeds to jump off her mount, then smacking JOE with a box that contains a 20-post charge. The charge is apparently gift-wrapped and everything. tc: Remember; you owe me one! JOE then calls her "Ire". tc: ... tc: Do I look like the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING, to you? tc: Do I? tc: Why did I even help you??? Instead of calling back her bird, she runs over to Ette and gives her a nice warm hug now that she's back to normal. Ette, being a gigantic cuddly thing, naturally returns the hug and pats the comparatively-tiny Marron on the head. Marron then produces a sewing kit from somewhere, and stitches up yet another round's worth of wounds that have accumulated on Ette. Since just stitching wounds never tends to do much, Marron decides to put a little bit of an extra kick into her healing. Marron decides to practice her rather bad elemental magic. Sure, she can conjure needles and threads, but her skill at producing things other than that is lacking. Using just a little bit of Light magic and a lifeless doll, Marron creates a Puppet of Light! Marron and the puppet take a moment to admire each other. She then slashes the puppet right in two, a splash of liquid light energy staining the ground. The puppet is dead. Marron then scoops up some of this liquid, brews it into a quick potion, and pours it on Ette's head. Since she can't drink things, due to being a puppet. Also since drinking the "blood" of a creature would be absolutely disgusting. The potion somehow heals Ette. Marron then signals the Winged Beast, who goes and picks her up again. The Winged Beast will use Harpoon Harassment on 1412, while Ette will use Bear Hug on Chargeus! g e t h u g g e d

5000 health restored to Ette!
Your entities will do as you say.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485385247))

20/20 20/20 EXPENDED brb thinking of ideas 2+ to trickle

Alright, just so you know you can't chain together your own charges. Those two will have to be expended seperately (That CAN mean a 20 post charge and then upgrading it)
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1485396217))

6/20 Le Dudes +2 Toast(er) sparkysfaint decides and go mutilate a doll puppet. sparkysfaint surrounds Ette in a black box and begins to knock her around via rapidly extending and retracting bouncy plastic pillars. sparkysfaint then impales Ette with a spear within the box, retracts the spear and stabs her with more spears. Bladed chains drop on her and spin around to mutilate her further. Ette then is showered with black powder, which is then lit. She realizes that it's gunpowder right before this and almost signs oh crap before the gunpowder explodes. sparkysfaint then teleports in and spawns in dual blades. He does multiple hack and slash combos before simply stabbing her multiple times. sparkysfaint then turns to JoeBOB (after he mentions redstonetam15 and ties it to him) and takes off his paper bag. He has a blank smile, which suddenly dissapears and is replaced by an extremely confused expression. Who the hell is redstonetam15? I don't know a ROBLOXian named redstonetam15, nor have I seen one. Also, what you're babbling on about sounds like complete nonsense. "Posts?" "Just people posting on a forum?" What kind of person casually talks about this? Are you some kind of crazy 4th wall breaker, or are you delusional?

6000 damage to Ette!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485440996))

Trickle is seriously bored. Seriously. Super duper infinitely seriously bored. Funnyman decides to be slightly less useful and goes for Balrog and so does Chargeus. Trickle uses his limit break on Balrog! He also slaps Balrog around a bit with a broomstick. "YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY!" Balrog is sent to outer space and freezes to death. CHARGES ----------- O)u(O - 20/20. [IN PLACE]. Mr. Meaty - 1/20. ----------- +2 to Redstone. QUEUE: [Consomme, Speed, Bfury].

30000 limit break points expended!
Limit Break: CANNOT ENGLISH
You have a secret. A terrible secret. Not terrible as in people would hate you or fear you or something like that. No, it's just a really crappy secret. Some people have skeletons in their closet, well, as the GM of the Destroy Lord English, you have a bunch of giant green skull monsters in your closet. All of the leftover Lord English clones from Act 1 are still lounging around in a cramped room in the back of your house, waiting for deployal. And now, you have a place to deploy them! You open a portal and quickly scramble through it to the sound of Beb animation soundtracks, and pop out right in front of your front door. You run inside and after a few minutes of trying to squeeze a few LE clones through the door, you're finally ready. You fling out Englishes at high speeds, Bored English, Cord English, Door English (he was the one that got stuck by the way) and North Eastlish are followed by Nord English, Ford English, Roar English and Stored English (who disappears upon being taken out of storage). All of them get together and perform a massive multicolored laser beam of death that blasts your opponent, before finally all shuffling back off to their closet.
6000 damage to the Balrog!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1485505424))

I climb out of the lava pit, somewhat bitter but still thankful I didn't get sent to the moon. Instead of letting the flaming zombie go to the regular school, I invite it to the zomboss training academy, designed for zombies, by zo-well, maybe not by zombies. I assure you the basic education portions of it are finished, the rest of it is going into specialization. zomboss training facility 8/20 Oh also, remember the simumodder? The guy we're supposed to destroy? Don't think anyone's tried to attack him in a while... We do have the advantage. Now's a good time..

You attempt to stop the Flaming Zombie's partial murder, but unfortunately there was enough power overflow on that attack to completely no-sell your counter attempt.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485515111))

7/20 Vengeful God Foundation of the suffering 3/20 +2 Irecreeper "No, you do not look like "the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING" to me." "but the way I see the world is a bunch of people posting their actions, with a name next to each post saying who made it, on a forum." "next to my posts are "JOEbob", next to your posts (actions) it says irecreeper, auth's say Sp33d0n, FVS says engie, Toast's say toast, Doggos (?) say battlefury (i think people call him doggo right?), Sparkyfaint's say redstonetam15-EDIY:i never mentioned roblox?-, the guy who made a living virus' posts say "emerald mann", Trickle's say Tricklejest, etc." "so thats why i call people by the "wrong" name sometimes, and it is never intended as an insult. " "(also, do i really owe you one? i handed you a 20 last turn.)" Urus seems like a good target... I use Power Abuse (advanced) on him, then  turn into TRIANGLES from I AM TRIANGLES. combining the MEMORYS of a Rock, Fire (from the demons), water (sharks) and air (is everywhere), combined with my Basic attack, and make a ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW ability. I then make a bunch of cows and combine a COW MEMORY with a ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW MEMORY. the cows can now use ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW. this frustrates him greatly since they keep breaking his lassos when he trys to herd them. this is clearly what he would do when he encounters a herd of COWS. while he's trying to herd the cows, I combine PROTON CANNON MEMORY with ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW MEMORY, getting ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON MEMORY. then I switch places with a rock, and get the SWITCH PLACES WITH ROCKS MEMORY. I combine that with a AIR MEMORY to get TELEPORT. I can now teleport. using a string of teleports and elemental buzzsaws, I trap Clift Cactus the White, and then combine everything with COW MEMORY to get ULTIMATE GOD COW. this keeps him busy even more. now I get a TELEKINESIS memory from that time when Marron moved needles around, and combine it with a SIZE MEMORY from the moon and STRENGTH MEMORY from the simumodder. This gives me STRONG LARGE TELEKINESIS. then i combine GROWTH MEMORY from a plant and ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON and STRENGTH MEMORY, getting GROWING STRONG ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON, which i position above sergeant clift cactus the white. Then i get a SPEEDING UP MEMORY from me speeding up into a run and LOCAL TIME WARP MEMORY from the remains of the extradimensional bag to get LOCAL TIME SPEED UP MEMORY, which makes the strength of GROWING STRONG ELEMENTAL BUZZSAW CANNON grow much faster. after 3 minutes the cannon is the size of a city, and then it fires, vaporising the whole place where sergant clift cactus the white is. NOTE: consumer has suggested using nullposts for conversations instead of editing. is this a bad idea? (that is, when i want to respond to someone, but don't want use my action yet) EDIT: sp33don/auth, if you look, it says right at the top of my post that " the way I see the world is a bunch of people posting their actions, with a name next to each post saying who made it, on a forum." and that " thats why i call people by the "wrong" name sometimes, and it is never intended as an insult. " so your entire bit about him being marron and you being a noble author has already been addressed, about as clearly as i will spend the time to make it. also, and i quote myself, "No, you do not look like "the eldritch thyme-code-butterfly... THING" to me." i had no idea that ire normally referred to an eldritch thyme-code-butterfly before marron asked me that.

*cries because of JOE's lazy attempts to excuse his laziness*

Combat Special: Power Abuse (Advanced)
Now, back on the subject of abusing lame powers to get awesome results, lets take the ability you were cursed with at a young age: you are a were-triangle. It used to be you'd turn into a trianlge every full moon and have to hope people wouldn't step on you, but now you can do it at will (full moons still turn you into a two dimensional dorito though) and although you don't do it much, you will do it now. You turn into a triangle, and with a couple of quick bursts of elemental magic, float yourself into the air. With a quick flick of the wrist you don't have, you send yourself flying enemy-words like the world's sharpest and most boring shuriken.
2 damage to Urus
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1485515437))

Airhorn Solutions plays an eardrum-shattering Song of Storms at the Fire Demons, making it rain, lightning everywhere, dispelling the Fire Demons' fire thing and turning them into regular Demons. Oh, and they get zapped by lightning. The storm clears out. [==]/\Charges/\[==] Adam Ruins Everything: 2/20 Blaze, Blizz, Blitz, and Bazaltz It: 2/20

Airhorns solve everything! Your attack is empowered by the current storm, and deals 1000 damage to all 5 fire demons.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485517026))

10 8/10 20 3/20 +2 to Reds (I would like to make it clear in advance that my 'character' in this session isn't actually Ghost Toast. Ghost Toast is an entity, while my 'character' in this session is literally just having no character.  This means that I will be attacking things almost exclusively indirectly. So you know its me talking when I say 'that's the worst use of metafiction I have seen'.)

As GM it's my job to be impartial on matters like these, and while I will say it's not THE worst I've ever seen, it ranks pretty darn close. Maybe 3rd or 4th.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485525474))

Oh boy. Fresh out of ideas. Trickle decides to attempt to heal Chargeus. He does this by magically jumping out of his post and parkour-ing his way up the posts, grabbing all the '+'s in the assists. He then goes back a page, then back another, etc. Trickle collects every plus from every post and hops back into Page 16. Once he's back in the post, he chooses to edit it. He sees a pretty faint "+" sitting on the bottom right, just below the post. (It's there, Pobyo, just look, it's next to a minus). Trickle takes one plus. Then another. And then another. "Woohoo! Infinite pluses!" Since the pluses can be infinitely clicked and they do stuff every time (seriously try it), Trickle collects a ton of them. He jumps back into the post and clicks the 'color' tab. He chooses red. "Now it's time to color these things!" He takes the pluses and carefully dips all of them into the 'red' option, thus making them red, like this. + Trickle collects the pluses and hangs them on the orange strip below "ZetaBoards" to dry. Once they've dried, he tosses them at the big bold B at the top of the post, making this. + "Almost done..." He wipes off excess boldness from the pluses and climbs on the blue strip saying "Posting reply to Destroy the Simumodder". From there, he falls onto the buttons and uses the 'Bigger' one to, well, make the pluses bigger. + The big pluses are then fed to Chargeus who eats them up and gets healed. [OOC] I know you may not like this due to it being Fourth-Wall Break-ish, but come on, we're just here to have fun. I don't think it matters how much out-of-universe I go, but you're the GM, so I'm not gonna argue. [/OOC] CHARGES ----------- O)u(O - 20/20. [IN PLACE]. Mr. Meaty - 2/20. ----------- +2 to Consomme. QUEUE: [Speed, Bfury, Bfury].

Through clever and non-damaging use of fourth wall awareness, you restore 5000 health to Chargeus
And yeah, what you did here is okay because it's just a goofy action with no real repurcussions. It's amusing, and not being used as a lame excuse, so you're fine.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1485526554))

OOC: I had an awesome post typed up and I lost it, and now I'm really sad. What? The most recent turn where I did not act was me formulating a strategy for future turns! Auth flags down Marron. Now, about this. Does this look like Ire to you? Does this look like a Thyme-code-eldritch butterfly to you? No, it does not, this looks like Ruby Rose with pink hair. Do you see chairs, Ire's signature weapon, laying about anywhere? No, you do not. This fair maiden is not Ire. She is Marron. Get. It. Right. I am The Eternal Author, and you will call me as such. Get. It. Right. Joe appears to annoy Auth quite a bit. So Auth decides to rub some salt into a recently opened wound. With Shakespeare. He walks over to Steffan's corpse, and decapitates it. Then, he takes the skin and muscle and stuff off it, leaving just the skull behind. No, he didn't eat it. He lifts the skull to the sky, and begins to speak. Alas, poor Steffan. I knew him, Alicia; a fellow of infinite research, of most excellent technology; has bled upon my blade a thousand times, and now, how pleasing to my imagination! My mood rises at it. Here lies this body who pained us I know not how oft. Where be your turrets now? Your heals? Your skills? Your controlling master, who caused the battlefield to devolve into an uproar? Auth smiles, that made him feel a bit better. Auth places his left hand on the ground, before raising it to the sky. A great number of figures, all resembling Auth, but pitch black, appear at his side. Now, allow me to tell you something. Auth walks towards Balrog, and creates a great black wall, made of ink. He traps Joe in with him. So he can take in all of Auth's words. This is the story of a man. He was a kind and helpful person, trapped in an adverse situation, where those traits are undesirable. Yet he never seemed to shy away from them. Would never turn away, would almost always face whatever came to him with a smile. The Spectres clamp to Balrog, making him seem bigger, stronger. Why was this? Because there was nobody there helping others. He took it upon himself to bind the team, fighting against whatever they were fighting against. In time, the team came to rely on him a great deal. Some more ink specters appear, looking suspiciously like some of the Mindscapers of Chaos. Such as The Operative, and Chloe, and Toast, and Lyra. Most importantly to him, he found friendship among the motley crew he was with. He found people whom he was willing to fight for, to die for, because he believed in them, trusted them with all his heart. He had some experiences with them, which he would never willingly or unwillingly allow to fade from his memory, as he believed they were important. Another two, resembling Alt and Roxxanne. He... may have even developed feelings for one person there, but that is not the point. Auth looks to his side, and smiles gently. The point is, he became critical in the strategies they devised. His unique skillset allowed for the team to defeat enemies much faster than they should have been. He could heal and buff, without much of an issue. He could cut off enemies, could remove debuffs entirely, allow for someone to act more than they should. One specter glows with new-found strength, another has their blade combust, one more moves faster. His allies may not be here now, but I can form a facsimile of them. Allow me to show you their power, when we worked together! The Specters clamped onto Balrog explode, covering him in black ink, preventing him from seeing. The wall Auth formed collapses, drowning Joe to no effect, but slamming into Balrog with the force of a tsunami. The Power of Camaraderie and Friendship can trump whatever you have in store. The remaining specters begin to tear into Balrog in their own special ways, from Chainsaws with Elemental Upgrades to overloading circuits and... I'm not entirely sure what UNLIMITED did, but that's what I think it was, to fire to blood. An unending assault, too widespread and varied for one efficient counter. Anyone Balrog tries to slam, Auth quickly and effortlessly reforms. I may be more crucial here, now, due to our smaller force, but I hope that my side can unite. Against you, Joe. And the Simumodder. An observant person may notice that someone is missing from that list. Marron, I would like to persuade to join our cause. I am afraid I haven't the ability to, at least not yet. One day, perhaps. Not yet. Well, if one thing can be said about Auth, it's that he possesses some semblance of nobility. ACTION SUMMARY: Auth activates The Power of Friendship, telling the tale of his experiences in Chaos' Mindscape. SPECIAL ATTACKS: The Masters of London: 16/20 The Armour of Royals: 17/20 (+1 from Ire) +1 to Ire, Hez.

Combat Special: Power of Friendship (basic)
Friendship is a great power. With it, you can multiply your own strengths and abilities tenfold and even beyond, you can call upon abilities that are not your own to use, and it will passively protect you, even from threats you are not cognizant of. And when utilized as a weapon even the greatest of tyrants can fall. With these words you create a number of constructs, although you are one of the few Descendants with true friends, you know their value. As the ink constructs of your allies and those you call "friend" stand up and take their positions, you turn, and point. And with your gesture a small platoon of replicas of your friends swarm your opponent, helping you in the way you most require at the moment.
8000 damage to the Balrog!
+10000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485528891))

(i clearly said that 'marron' did not look like "Thyme-code-eldritch butterfly" and gave a Clear explanation of why that name was used) (also, there is no reason to do nothing on turns where the you do not act in character(as in there is no reason for the character to do nothing). it does not take much thought to chose an entity and bodyblock them while you think.) "Also, I am bringing this up because every time i use the wrong name, People decide to be insulted. i generally have no knowledge of any beings by those names, and use them because they are more obvious. (yes, just people posting on a forum) (and i prefer "pragmatic user of a 4th wall with thousands of cracks" " "would you all like me to demonstrate what its like?" /NULL

Joe, stop harrassing other players for playing the way they want to play. I know you keep getting harrassed back, but it always starts with you.
At this point I'm giving you an unofficial warning in my capacity as a mod because I'm not certain YET that this counts as a breach of the rules or if its just me being irritable but if you don't stop harrassing other players you will receive a strike.
This is unacceptable.

Tricklejest levels up: Level 5!
Combat Specials unlocked: Sick Beats (Basic) and (Advanced)!

EoTB
The angry sharks attempt to eat ghost toast and fail miserably.
Funnymouth finally decides that he will be useful, and climbs up Chargeus's back, Chargeus roars, grabs funnymouth and throws him in a powerful fastball special that deals 12000 damage to the Balrog.
Ghost Toast decides that they feel kinda hungry and move over and quickly ghost-butchers the weakened among the angry sharks. Then sadly realizes they can't eat any of the sushi they just prepared.
The Flaming zombie smells fresh blood and decides to attack JOEbob, dealing 1 damage and setting him on fire.
The winged beast uses harpoon harassment on 1412, with his lack of dodging capabilities, he instantly takes 2 damage.
Ette uses BEAR HUG and chargeus finds itself hugged so hard it can't even stand. Stunned for 2 rounds.
The balrog and fire demons decide that since Funnymouth is out in the open, its time for a nice COMBO ATTACK.
They all pool their powers and a massive vortex of fire begins swirling about, and blasts towards Chargeus and Funnymouth, the duo taking 10000 damage each.
The Simumodder decides now might be a good time to demonstrate why going vulnerable isn't always the best plan of attack, throws a +4 at ire and another at JOE, then dashes straight through the lines of the AS players, dealing 3 damage to each of them.

things tick up and down, another angry shark spawns, Joe takes 1 damage.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy Ette, she's a pretty powerful healer

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Sharknado (Summons 1 hostile shark every round.)
Terrain: Crater (No effect)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 97/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Balrog [PS][Elite]: Hp: 52000/150000.
Fire Demons x5 [PS]: Hp: 24000/25000.
Ette [PS - Ire]: Hp: 61000 / 100000. 1/3 Bear Hug.
The Winged Beast [PS - Ire] Hp: 38000/45000. 2/2 To the Skies. 25% Dodge Chance. Airborne.
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 25% dodge chance. Airborne Nightmarron [A] 1/4 Petal Dance
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 5/10. Astral Energy: 5%. Energy Stored: 5/10. Burning 1 round
Angry Shark x3 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000
Chargeus [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 21000/55000. Stunned 1 round
Funnymouth [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 17000/27000
Ghost Toast [AS - Toast]
Flaming Zombie [AS - Engie]: Hp: 13000/20000. 1000 Regen.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. 1 regen
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 5/10. Silver Wossname [A]
Urus [AS - Player] Hp: 5/10. White Hat [A] 2/3. Golden Lasso [A] Stored entity: none



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Originally posted on 2017-01-27 16:18:00

8/20 Vengeful God
Foundation of the suffering 9/20 +4 from simumodder +1 from ire
the choice of minor powers seems a bit... lazy, since it was like 'take his attack, turn it into a power.'
+2 ire
"can people at least try not to take it as an insult when i use the wrong name?"
"if i offended someone, sorry."
"(also, i had no idea "Ire" was the name of a thyme-coloured code butterfly)
I attack urus (clift cactus the white) again, artifacts are useful.
I change into TRIANGLES again, and he remembers horrible things like being vaporized.
while hes stunned, I use a "ridiculously powerful attack memory" to spam the elemental buzzsaw cannons full-grown laser. after he gets hit, he flys into a convenient spike ball. I proceed to use the SCHOOL MEMORY from my school attack to make the school, and he is forced to go through it. after several classes in which he is told the best way to wrangle a cow is to [insert false stereotype here] and gets hit with a ruler since he attacked the people saying [false stereotype]. after a while, he has science, and they tell him to use a "Gizmo" to learn more about the cell. in the gizmo, there is a drop-down list of names, and you are told to find the name of a very specific dot. however, you cannot click on the dot to find its name, so he has to go through every entry in the list, only to find out its the second-last one. he then wrights the name on the sheet, only to be told that that dot is a random blotch of ink and he needs to find the name of another dot. after 3 hours, he is told that there is a class trip to the zoo, and asked if he would like to come. he is forced to accept under threat of evasceration. in the zoo, he is told that cows should never be wrangled, and the best way to get them to go places is large piles of hay. after they get him to stop banging his head into the glass, he is brought to a penguin exhibit where the sign says "penguins are awesome because they are cute and start with a P and end with a N". the penguins then break through the glass roof, make loud dubstep, put on a costume labeled "You know kung-fu*! *kung-fu not included". the penguin shatters the moon, and the pieces all smash into clift. then, a dodo breaks out of its exhibit and starts trolling the penguins, saying they will never be able to fly, and enraging the penguins so much they all use dubstep drives to attack the dodo, causing a 3 mile explosion because when a dodo and a penguin meet, its like matter and antimatter.


Originally posted on 2017-01-27 16:20:00

Alicia: Stop formulating a plan for future turns.
Yeah. That was totally what you were doing.

"Just because you see the world a certain way, it doesn't mean that your way is the way everyone sees the world. That makes you look completely insane. You called me Consumer once, and that makes me want to dry out your body by salt manipulation. What idiot would call themselves Cons-" Alicia says, before turning back to see a horde of a certain Descendant.

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 16:32:00

o---Charges---
Another Seamstress: 13 / 20 (+5, JOE, Simumodder)
A Present: 2 / 5 (+1, JOE)
+1 to Toast (just for this one turn)
+1 to the Author

Marron responds to JOE. He quite clearly doesn't know what Ire is.

tc: Uh.
tc: I'm not even going to try and correct you there. You're far too dumb to understand, aren't you?
[small][small]tc: What the hell is a "post", anyway?[/small][/small]

The Author then refers to Marron as "Ruby Rose with pink hair." This naturally causes her some discomfort... which she discharges by flying down towards the Author and slapping him. Kinda hard. What's surprising is that brutally murdering the Author wasn't her first response there.

tc: I'd rather not be compared to her.
tc: I'd like to think that I'm my own person, damn it! Not some gorillay mary sue that Chaos probably fantasies about.
[small][small]tc: ...A fair maiden, though? That's what you think of me? Hehehe...
tc ...[/small][/small]

A faint crimson blush crosses her face. She manages to conceal it rather well, before suddenly snapping at the Author.

tc: N-N-Next time you call me that, I'll snap your neck.

He then also mentions getting her to join his cause.

tc: ...No.
tc: Sure, you might be an okay person.
tc: But it'll take a hell of a lot more than you being okay for me to join up with you.
tc: ...
tc: H-Hey, I should probably thank you for not harming my sister.
tc: It... actually means quite a bit to me that you didn't even touch her.
tc: So... thanks.

She gives him a faint smile, before calling back down her ride, and taking off. She commands her ride to fly near Chargeus! She holds out her scythe and flies rapidly in circles around Chargeus, peeling off bits of its skin or flesh kinda like a person would a potato. She then takes these little bits of flesh and skin, and creates an incredibly disgusting flesh golem. This golem decides to jump upon Chargeus, and pummels it with its two gigantic meaty fists, before eventually being taken out by the one that provided the flesh.

The bits of blood and flesh that surely fell off of Chargeus are soon turned into more golems, which too, attack Chargeus! The vicious cycle of golem attacks continues until Marron gets too tired to summon more golems, which just so happens to be after the ninth wave. She opts to take a nap on her bird until the next post... but she'll still probably hear people who attempt to converse with her. Meanwhile, Ette will use Self-Sow, while the Winged Beast will use To The Skies on the Flaming Zombie!

Originally posted on 2017-01-27 21:31:00

10. 10/10. (+1 from Ire)
20. 4/20.

G!Toast flips the table of sushi onto JOE, out of frustration. She then gains the ability to be triggered, since she clearly didn't have that already.

Toast gains an 'Argh!' counter. For each stack of Argh! she has, she becomes more triggered, and thus ghost-slaps harder. Being unable to eat sushi puts her at one counter to start, with a maximum of five. Whenever she gets annoyed, she gets another counter, but since she's chill, she loses one every turn.

You know what? I didn't even want sushi. Even if its just like a cold burrito with seaweed and all this other awesome stuff. That doesn't sound delicious at all!

...



Originally posted on 2017-01-27 23:20:00

I highly doubt this will work, but I use Hard Coded on the Simumodder.
Malware Blade: 5/10
Virus 2.0, complete with on-board AI: 1/20

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 01:48:00

Marron X Author confirmed. *runs away at supersonic speed*
----
Airhorn Industries blasts waves of sonic energy at the Balrog at a strict timing. Then it slightly accelerates, until the waves become one aerobeam of airhorn music. The Balrog gets knocked back hard, and feels a lot faster.

It has casted Acceleration on the Balrog.
[==]/\Charges/\[==]
Adam Ruins Everything: 3/20
Blaze, Blizz, Blitz, and Bazaltz It: 3/20

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 02:10:00