Jest grabs Vertex's legs and arms
He squeezes them tightly, stopping her blood flow.
Tighter.
Tighter.
Vertex's limbs are now numb.
Jest grins and rips apart her limbs, slowly and carefully.
As Vertex yells in agony, Jest squeezes the limbs so tight that a cracking sound is produced.
Her limbs break.
Just like that.

This obviously won't keep her down, so Jest attacks, again.
He quickly smashes a piston on her head, crushing it.
Jest then takes her body and slices an X on it, slashing it into four parts.
He burns the body.
In case Vertex is still standing, he drowns her in a pool.
If she can breathe underwater, the pool magically becomes acidic.

Jest takes a giant sign that says PWN3D and smash it on Vertex.
She's a nice little pulp now.
Jest then picks up her body parts and BURNS them.

the dollerama sword vanishes with a flash, before 2. . . pickaxes? seriously? appear in my hands. I step through a glowing circle, appearing behind vertex, as in the one I said I’m attacking, who laughed maniacally after my last action, swinging the dual pickaxes in order to attack. after approximately 30 seconds of combat, during which i display much higher levels of proficiency with a pickaxe then one would logically achieve in any world ruled by a logical god unless they themself are insane, I leap back, put the pickaxes together ( so instead of (-- (-- its (----) ), and hurl them at vertex (who i was just fighting). the double - pickaxe spins quickly as it flys through the air, landing several hits if unblocked. while Vertex is busy defending herself from the pickaxe, which knocks off various surfaces as if with a mind of its own, keeping her distracted and spinning too fast to grab, I step through another circular distortion, showing up behind her, and initiating further combat using a large golden squeaky hammer with pink velvet for the squeaky part, displaying once more impractical proficiency, before the hammer grows bigger for a final blow, crushing the area where she is standing just after she deflects the pickaxe again, before vanishing as i summon once more the blade, though it instantly morphs to a more crystalline form, glowing light blue from various inscriptions whenever I strike with a bit more gusto. I then preform a particularly powerful strike, leaping up, throwing the blade at vertex, and dashing back again. the blade, similarly to the pickaxe, begins to ricochet off various surfaces, causing Vertex to continue to need to divide her concentration. I then pull out a peculiar sickle, mumble something about scythes being off a list, before leaping back into the fray, striking at vertex with the sickle. after about 15 seconds of combat, another me appears, and time slows for the first me and vertex. while JOEbob 1 continues to attack, Joebob 2 begins to fight with blades that grow suddenly from his arm, deftly slicing at vertex with a mixture of skill and uncanny luck, as if he knows exactly how this will play out. after 13 seconds (slowed time), JOEbob 1's sickle glows, before he vanishes. the timeslow slowly ceases, and JOEbob 2 (now 1) loses the peculiar luck, though continuing for a short time before pulling back. he throws the arm-blades too, and they predictably begin bouncing off of rocks and such, as with the blade and pickaxe. JOEbob seems to be tiring slightly, though. his arms stretch to the sides, before he throws one forward, with which a peculiar black substance flies forward, forming arrows which disperse and reform if blocked. any arrows that are blocked with a large shield fall to the ground, and after enough have done so, a dark tendril grabs vertex. then, the other hand flys forward, and a shield of light forms around vertex, blocking Her next attack. i then flash forward, kick her in the spleen, and roll backwards, before I lift both arms in a manner similar to discords /shrug, and in my palms appear a small chunk of rock, and in the other, a blazing orb. orbiting the orb appears a smaller rock, speeding quickly. the chunk and the orb shrink, and the speeding pebble grows, before a flash of light appears, and i am no longer there. seconds later, a flurry of punches hit Vertex, disorienting her, before i appear behind her, Glow yellow, and punch her. she proceeds to fly ~4 kilometres away in 3.74 seconds, and when she returns, she finds my weapons are gone and i am sitting wiht my eyes closed in a small dome of the white light i previously entrapped her in. if she approaches, I open my eyes, look at her, mutter something slightly derogatory that only makes sense with way too much context, then close them again.