Baron moves north.

"Don't mind me, just passing through."

Originally posted on 2017-06-03 19:25:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 17-

WARNING: DISTORTION LEVEL CRITICAL (99%). LIKELINESS OF UNFAVORABLE RESULTS DURING FOLLOW-UPS FROM ACTIONS BROUGHT UPON BY UNIT "Irae Mortiferum" HIGH. ESTIMATED TABLE OF RESULTS ATTACHED BELOW; REMEMBER, CREATIVITY IS VERSATILE FOR EDITING THESE CIRCUMSTANCES. TYPE WISELY.
- Impromptu Battle: 66%
- Negative Relations: 26%
- No Response: 8%

...I could've sworn it was written as Suspicion not too far back... something is happening and it appears to be very bad.

>Stella, Roan, Aegis, Keiko: Examine RUNES.

You look at what remains of the runes and attempt to decipher the text on them... you get the results of:
"...-ut, i- -he gr-nd s-h-me of th-n-s, the overb-aring s--ength of th- o--osition w-s -oo muc- -o bear. T-e [color=#38761D]Green Operative wa- f---ed in-o hidi-g, a-- -resu-ed de-d -r oth-rw-se..."

...Some letters are obscured (represented by the -'s), but you should be able to make out most of it. The only name you can find on it is written much cleaner then the rest, which is probably why it wasn't scratched out by time.

>Pannen: Move NORTH.

You move north of the Collapsed Arena, and find a bus that appears to be broken down. Only a little bit, though; sure, it might be hanging a bit off a cliff into (presumably) instant death land^TM, and the bridge allowing you to actually move past it might be out...
...
...
The bridge is out...
Well, that seems to be the major problem of today; a metaphorical roadblock.

>Irae: Preemptively surrender, and attempt to approach the armory. (>Baron: Move NORTH to meet them.)

You come out with your hands up and weapon holstered, and attempt to approach the armory... you're given a warm welcome by no less then 9 soldiers. And by "warm", all of them are staring at you like you're an idiot. ...Some of their faces look wrong, too; unnaturally distorted, a few actually even glitching outright. Whatever you were trying to do, your plans may or may not be in total vain now, so you'd better get ready to act now before you inevitably drag everyone into a useless battle.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 00:21:00

Baron moves north really, really, really fast.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 01:19:00

Roan: but, in the grand scheme of things, the overbearing strength of the opposition was too much to bear. The Green Operative was forced into hiding, and presumed dead or otherwise.
Roan: That's what it says.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 01:35:00

Irae stares at the people. They look interesting. They might be interesting to fight, but she's currently alone, which would be a bad idea to fight them all, no matter how badass it would look before she died. As much as she wanted to, she didn't think that she could face them all by herself. If her allies were here, it would be a different matter, but they weren't here. As such, she backs away slowly, and begins walking away. But not just any walk! Normal walking away would be suspicious! So instead, she moonwalks away from them. But wait, just doing one kind of walking away would be weird. She consults her everyday Ministry of Silly Walks handbook (What? You don't carry around a handbook for the Ministry of Silly Walks?), and begins taking very large steps away, followed by shuffling, then another large step.

Then she puts her knees together and begins walking only using her lower legs, before walking normally for a couple steps, and then putting her left knee high up, walking normally, putting her right knee high up, and then returning to moonwalking. She repeats this process exactly until she's either out of sight, or they attack her.

Originally posted on 2017-06-06 11:53:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 18-

>Emerald_Mann: OLLY THE HECK OUT

You, as stylishly as you can possibly muster, attempt to leave the premises... Roll d20 to determine success.
(20/20)
...Well then. You successfully manage to confuse the guards long enough to get out of dodge. Problem solved...

>Baron: Bail north.

Strung up in the confusion brought on by your friend, you move north. You realize this may not have been a good idea, since you're now separated from everyone. You also might need to spend some time actually trying to LOOK around...

Originally posted on 2017-06-08 23:16:00

Roan moves East.

Originally posted on 2017-06-08 23:57:00

I look around the whatever-the-heck-this-place-is.

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 00:18:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 19-

>Baron: Look around.

[color=#9966FF]You try to get a grasp of your surroundings, which are dominated by a pretty large... "fortress"? Directly in front of you. It's actually pretty far in the distance, and of course very much built into an active volcano because why not? Considering the scale of it and what Emerald just got into back there, you have no doubts that even just approaching will end in a battle, but hey, your allies can probably teleport to you if you initiate it.

>Roan: Move EAST.

Temporarily stumbling on your compass (which you somehow held upside-down), you walk east and enter the Blue domain. You are promptly greeted by trees that are somehow made out of entirely crystals, and some actual Blue soldiers are either trying to rest in the shade or slacking off. ...Say, now that you think about it, there was that forest you just barely saw...

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 15:42:00

>head EAST

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 15:46:00

"Yeah, going there's probably not a good idea."

Baron retreats back to the Fragmented Crossroads.

Originally posted on 2017-06-11 21:13:00

Roan moves back West.

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 02:46:00

Satsujin hesitantly decides to head to wherever the biggest cluster of about-to-do-battle allies currently are right now.

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 16:21:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 20-

WAR- WAR- WAR-

Uh, guys... is it supposed to be doing that?

Oh no. OH NO. Uh... I don't mean to frighten you guys, but battle detected.

>Emerald: Head EAST. Roan: Head WEST.

[color=#9966FF]You both reconverge at the Fragmented Crossroads, and grab a few nearby branches and rocks to create a makeshift fireplace as you try to think about what to do. The lack of Baron Nameless is starting to worry you; shouldn't they be back by now?

>Baron: Retreat back to Fragmented Crossroads.

...

Can't...

Okay, yeah, this is bad. As you try to run, you suddenly get jumped by the entirety of the barracks immediately closing in on you. Despite being hard to tell, you can practically see they're not happy Irae high-tailed it out of there... and, by association, you. You suddenly feel like contracts were not a good thing to sign.

>Satsujin: Get ready to killed people.

You consider going back to the Crossroads, since everybody else is and you need those friends to be out killing stuff, but you just picked up on how Baron's just got a surplus of them... well, you know what you're doing today.

BATTLE: Red Citadel
Win Condition: Defeat Red Lord (boss)!
Turn "Limit": 11 Turns
[color=#3333CC]Director's Instructions:

• Defeat all starting enemies before attacking the boss.
• Kill an enemy with a FIRE-Type attack. (Hint: Get Sp33d0n back here, or have Mirei collect a related modifier and turret up. Or change spells, I guess.)
• Baron: Get the last hit on at least 3 enemies.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 01:11:00

Baron tosses an Earthslam at F14.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 01:15:00

Spawn at E17, move up 2 spaces, and stab Fire Swordsman 1 in the face


Originally posted on 2017-06-15 01:19:00

Roan spawns at G17, moves to F14 and uses Spin Slash.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 03:28:00

>Stella hecks the run to the Red Citadel, dragging Keiko and Aegis along.
>Stella spawns at (H18) and spawns a Thief Bowman at (H19).
>Keiko and Aegis don't really have a special directive right now, and can spawn in and do whatever.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 17:58:00

...
The Entropic reforms at G17, before moving to G15 and whacking Red Swordsman 3.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 18:05:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 21-

[color=#3333CC]VII - The Chari- OH GOD THE MODS KILLED THE SYSTEM



Originally posted on 2017-06-18 16:20:00