Pannenkoek puts 3 points into INT, and 3 points into AGI.

"So, is all hope lost? Yes."

He opens his Mystic Crate, which contains a portal to ELO hell. He reaches inside it, and pulls this out:
Shard of the Distinguished: "Contrary to what the name implies, it is actually a gold star medal held together by salt, Silver tears, and the essence of ELO hell. Okay, glad that's explained."
RARITY: ****
SLOT: Trinket
TYPE: Utility
After using your special, your next 3 attacks are criticals. +1 LUCK.
He then replaces his Blessed RNG with the Shard of the Distiguished, and sues Baron for copying his post.

He also activates the Season 1 Phantasm Cartridge.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 04:55:00

Baron opens his Mystic Crate, getting:
Backup Mana Pack: "It's like a jetpack, but instead of [whatever the hell a jetpack uses], it's mana."
RARITY: ****
SLOT: Armor
TYPE: Magic
+2 MHP, +1 AC, +20 max MP, -1 AGIL, can expend 15 MP to move anywhere within Range 8. Also passively grants flight.
He then replaces his current armor with the Backup Mana Pack.

oh yeah and he throws all his levelpoints into AGIl

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 21:10:00

Alias uses her Mystic Crate for the purposes of making The Lightbulb. If someone else could donate theirs for this cause, that'd be super cool. In the meantime, Alias takes two points out of Health, then fulfills her role as glass cannon, and chucks all of her points into STRH. With her newfound Armor Slot, she takes the Magic Lens.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 23:13:00

One can practically see the grin that normally adorns Satsujin's face through her mask when she sees the mystic crates and bonus level-up points... Then, her grin fades back to being obscured. She stares at the ground, raising one hand and pointing at invisible things to herself while muttering quietly. The way she's pointing, she seems to be almost counting something.

Cue her decreasing her AGI stat by 1 (3 skillpoints), subtracting 3% dodge, then increasing her LUCK stat by 3 (9 skillpoints), increasing her dodge by 3%, her crit by 3%, and then both by 5%. And she still has 4 move. Clever girl. Since she has a point left over, she might as well invest it into her HP.

After that... well... time for an upgrade. Satsujin holds up the Scythe and her mystic crate.

"...I have a crate... I have a weapon..."

She proceeds to bring the two of them together with a faint (and kinda cute) noise of exertion. Cue weapon changing slightly.

Blood Red Harvest Rarity: ★★★★★ (12-14) ATK 1 RANGE 1 RETR.
WEAPON SKILL: Blood Reap. Deals 35% of an enemy's Max HP (7% if they're a Boss/Sub-Boss) in range. Can't miss.
WEAPON PASSIVE: Feast. You gain bonus life steal against enemies with higher %HP remaining, up to a maximum of 50% against full-health targets.

...After she's made that, Satsujin giggles a little, starting off by going to the west.

Originally posted on 2017-04-22 01:16:00

Ozrozius uses his Mystic Crate to obtain the Umbral Helm.

Umbral Helm (Dark-Type)___Rarity: ★★★★☆___Equip: Hat___Type: Support
The wearer and all allies within range 1 of the wearer gain Umbra until they move out of range. Umbra gives +5% dodge chance.

He then puts 3 points into SPEC and 6 points into INTE, and walks West.

Originally posted on 2017-04-23 17:00:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 1-

Wow, that's a lot of things! I... I can tell why Angel is having serious problems with how to handle everything now.

@Satsujin: Uh... that's a good weapon? I'm normalizing the amount of Lifesteal, but it's alright?
@Urken: You could try to be a bit more unique, but it works.
@Urus: Are you sure that just a flat +5% Dodge Chance to nearby allies is 4-Star worthy? It feels a lot closer to 3-Star, but I won't judge you.
@Baron: Yeah, I just got word from the costume department, and they said they'll have to decrease the movement of that armor to 7 and the MP bonus to 16, but it's still really good.
@Pannen: It's done.

>Ozrozius, Satsujin: Head WEST.
You do so.

LOADING "Season 1 Phantasm"...
ESTIMATED DIFFICULTY: Pretty Heckin' Difficult, I'm Not Gonna Lie
Notice: Niko is currently not in your party. You can only undo the contract if Niko has The Lightbulb and therefore joins as a temporary ally. (1/2 Crates Donated)
...
Season 1 Phantasm stage loaded! You have a one-turn buffer to spawn and act before the boss spawn.

Originally posted on 2017-04-23 21:44:00

Baron spawns at F3.

Originally posted on 2017-04-23 21:51:00

Urken spawns at E3

Originally posted on 2017-04-23 22:02:00

Alias uses Hezetor's crate for the purposes of The Lightbulb, since he's been afk for a very long time, so much so that he isn't in the discord anymore. She joins the fight at E11 and self-weapon tunes and focuses.
(Once the GM does her Skillpoint stuffs)

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 01:00:00

Pannenkoek moves to H6, and uses QPU Travel.

Originally posted on 2017-04-24 03:05:00

Satsujin joins the battle at H11. She seems quite hopeful about rolling Blue, for strategical reasons, although if that doesn't happen, red would be more fitting in her opinion.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 01:37:00

>Stella spawns at (H12), and asks Aegis and Keiko to spawn to the left and right of her, respectively.
>She then self-tunes with Light.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:07:00

Ozrozius spawns in at I3.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:08:00

Roan spawns in at G11.

Roan puts 3 Skillpoints in MP and 3 in STR.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:20:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 2, Episode 2-

ALL HOPE IS LOST. YOU ARE... GOING DOWN.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:44:00

Baron flies to F8 and tosses an Earthslam to H8.

Originally posted on 2017-04-25 23:49:00

>Stella +2's her INTE, moves to (J8), and then uses Terrible Misfortune on Reisen, applying some good-ol Curse.
>Keiko can move to (G10) and blast Reisen with magic.
>Aegis can move to (F10) and use Blanc et Noire on Reisen, using the Light version.

Originally posted on 2017-04-26 00:41:00

Emerald moves to G6 and hits Reisen with her new fancy spear blade thing

Originally posted on 2017-04-26 01:14:00

Ozrozius moves to F4 and attacks Reisen.

Originally posted on 2017-04-26 01:43:00

Satsujin moves to I8, readies her scythe for a moment, then uses Blood Reap on Reisen. She seems very eager to test out her new 5-star weapon, giggling a little from the anticipation... She doesn't bother retreating, though. One might see why the moment they take a look in the Bestiary, specifically at the first of Reisen's moves.

Originally posted on 2017-04-26 02:15:00