"...I guess I should go and make sure she doesn't get herself killed. Again." Stella sighs, and walks into the area just outside of the Crimson Den, signalling Keiko to follow along with her, just in case somebody almost dies. Peaking through the gateway, she notices the Weapon Crates... made out of a "hardened wood or something cheap." Rather then sneaking in and attempting to grab them herself, Stella points her hand towards the crate, and begins to work her magic.

Given that Stella is a Chairian, she has the ability to bend wood to her command. While it is a common misconception that Chairians can't manipulate wood as well as a Tabletopian due to being generally smaller, frailer, and far less durable, their bodies are actually much better suited to this sort of magic, rather than bashing the hell out of everything. Anyway, Stella, very suddenly and without warning manipulates the wood of the weapons crate, causing it to sprout eight spider-like legs. The crate quickly legs it to the Red Alley, and plops itself down near Stella. She then opens up the crate, and takes a look inside.

...of course, if a battle starts within the Crimson Den, then Stella will move in and join Satsujin, and perhaps get Keiko to follow along.

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 17:07:00

Baron steals all the titanium crates and puts them into the inventory.

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 22:35:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 1, Episode 31-

Oh, this is going to be gold-levels of madness.

First and foremost, The Title Page expends all its skillpoints on STYLISM, and upgrades itself with some Kemono Friends text generator or something. Their flashiness went up by 5!

Baron Nameless then tries to take all the Titanium Crates, but that would probably be big enough to be suspicious and decides against it for now...
(PROTIP: Do not try to have any Suspicion; it works similarly to Curse in Enter the Gungeon. Once you have some, enemies may start having random modifications, and it will be very hard, if not impossible, to remove. Also, obviously, Don't get it to 100%. That will make your lives hell.)

Cyan changes characters, and loses hope in the quest. Understandable.

Urken then checks the other, unbroken Titanium Crates. There's nothing special about them, and you've already broken one.

Stella then uses clever, ingenious amounts of race-bonuses to steal one of the Weapon Crates...
Amazing! There was a Beam Saber inside! It was added to the inventory.

Stella then signals to Keiko to follow to the Crimson Den...

"What? I can just open the gate for you, why do you want me to follow you into th-"

Keiko is then treated to a view of Satsujin, angered to the point of somehow getting a 5-Star weapon at the starting area of the game and about to try and tear some heads open. ...Yeah, just as a friendly reminder, you're not keeping that one, Satsujin.

"[small]Oh dear Tyche, what did I do to deserve this?..[/small]"

Considering who is now back at the doorstep, can you guess what happened? If you predicted "A Battle", you'd be right, considering the newly-formed tension.
...Too bad you're blowing it on the not-finale boss.

-Battle: Crimson Den-
Turn "Limit": 7 Turns
[color=#FF0000]Director's Instructions:

• Satsujin: Attack an enemy every turn (excluding the first).
• Complete with 7 or less players participating total (NOTE: This is just an optional challenge; you do not need to abide by it unless you're that desperate for loot.)
• Anybody: Use your special move!

[color=#3333CC]Also, if you want to get into the battle, do it this turn, because at any other time it'll take your full action to get in. and do my job for me and make a special for Keiko, since she probably needs one as your dedicated healer at this moment in time

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 01:34:00

Baron spawns at G3 in Crimson Den.

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 02:13:00

Pannenkoek switches to the Beam Saber.
"Remind me to get this upgraded later, okay?"
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Pannenkoek spawns at G4, moves to F6, drops a Groundslam on F9, and retreats back to G4. All while running into a wall to build up speed between every movement.
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Keiko gets a new special!
Encompassing Aura
SP Required: ???
Effect: Apply both your regen stats to every ally on the map, with a few bonuses. Drains SP while active.

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 04:33:00

I use my special powers to flow all Roan's Skillpoints into Intelligence. Roan then spawns at H3 and uses Shield.

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 06:07:00

Satsujin, predictably, has immediately selected Crimson Thief Leader as the target of the hunt. She seems pissed. Really pissed. So pissed, she breaks her habit of speaking in a creepy manner... But she's still the same volume as usual. Which is to say, eerily quiet. And yet... her voice is just a little different.

"When I get my hands on you, I'm not leaving behind enough of you to bury."

She thinks about how to act for a moment... Then, she casts Blood Rush on herself at a cost of 1 HP, moves down to H8, and if able to, proceeds to attack the Crimson Thief Leader with just as much viciousness as one would expect from an angry Satsujin.

I kinda wanna bring in that one megalovania song variant titled "Vermillion" for this, since it'd be pretty fitting, but I'd also look very silly for doing so if Satsujin just flubs the moment. So I'll hold out until I'm sure.

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 11:18:00

Ozrozius moves to C4, and then Shadow Stabs to D2 against the Bowman.

Originally posted on 2017-02-26 22:00:00

Spawn at G4, move to G6

Originally posted on 2017-02-27 11:11:00

>Stella spawns a Thief at (J4).

Originally posted on 2017-02-27 17:28:00

Alias tosses another three points into STRH, before going to join the fight. She spawns at J3, then casts Weapon Tune on herself and focusses.

Originally posted on 2017-02-27 20:00:00

[big]LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR[/big]
-Season 1, Episode 32-

[color=#3333CC]Lyrascape Simulator is not easy. Please, take every decision as vital, make sure every player possible is on duty (Hint hint, Hezetor/Author), and use your items carefully.

That being said, you'd better bail Satsujin out, since she can't do that herself: She has to attack something every turn if you want good loot, and you already failed an instruction~

Or, in short, get ready to cry.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 02:47:00

Roan moves to I7, uses Spin Slash, and retreats to I5.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 04:46:00

don't hate me for using the healstorm trigger
it was for that sweet sweet extra mp
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After Satsujin's move, Pannenkoek moves to H5, strategically uses the Healstorm Trigger, DROPS ANOTHER GROUNDSLAM INTO H8, and retreats to J5.

"And that's how you score a triple-kill in 0.5 A presses."
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Pannenkoek reacts to Satsujin's request.

"I literally do all this stuff after you do all that stuff. You can basically move closer to me to get that heal."

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 08:47:00

Without even looking away from the CTL, Satsujin casts Drain Blood on Crimson Thief Rogue 2. Naturally, her cast of the spell is as bloody and visceral as possible. Then, she grins at the Crimson Thief Leader. Those injuries she's taken... They're not behaving like injuries should. Namely, they're not staying in the same place. What the hell? For someone who's not even legal yet, she's damn creepy.

"That tickled."

Then, she turns her head to Pannenkoek.

"Could you use that Healstorm Trigger a bit closer to me? That'd be nice."

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 09:20:00

Alias shrugs away the fact that a director's instruction was failed. It's not like she'd have anything better to do (hint). Anyhow, she moves to H5, and launches an arrow at Magician1.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 09:22:00

Urken moves down a space and hits the Eastern red guy with the axe (as in, the red guy directly to the east

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 11:24:00

>Stella casts Tuned (Light) on her Thief Rogue!
>Her Thief Rogue then moves to (K5) and flicks a bomb at (M5).

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"Satsujin, we're hardly twelve seconds into this fight and you're already looking like you're about to bleed out." Apparently, Stella isn't too creeped out by the ANGERY Satsujin. "Please be careful." Stella then politely asks Keiko to fix up Satsujin, assuming it wouldn't be too dangerous for her.[/color][/font]

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 15:50:00

Ozrozius punches the Bowman standing next to him.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 21:10:00

Baron moves to F4 and whacks the Magician that he's next to.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 23:31:00