Satsujin heads to the battle, spawns in at I6, moves to G7, reaches over, and proceeds to shank the Crimson Thief Mage while staring unnervingly at him through her mask. She seems eager to test her new knife...

Originally posted on 2017-01-05 13:13:00

"Wuh vazgau t'kan! Pehkaya au!"

Ozrozius enters at I8.

Originally posted on 2017-01-05 22:20:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 15

You know what? Okay, maybe the idea of spawning is broken a little bit. So, uh...
* Because mechanics and so everyone doesn't fail at directions, the first turn in-battle is perfectly doable for acting as well.

Alias then plunders the crate for a... Wooden Box. Well, I guess it's useful if you know what to do with it...

So, uh... let's do that thing. The battle.

this is going to suck...

Or not, as the Miko has just broke a jaw in front of everyone thanks to 777 audience rolls. That probably fits in with her character or something.

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 18:44:00

Baron whacks the Rogue.

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 19:29:00

Ozrozius moves to G5.

"Muhl, i nah-tor wuh sutra glantau spo' ish-veh."

He vanishes, and reappears at G4. He stabs CTG1, before slamming him into the wall.

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Move to G5
Shadow Stab to G4 at Crimson Thief Guard 1

Originally posted on 2017-01-08 04:03:00

Urken saves Miko somehow, then moves north one space and axes the Rogue a question "Will this axe kill you?" Before slashing the rogue with the axe. Because puns are funny

Originally posted on 2017-01-08 18:08:00

>Stella decides to be helpful in a different way, and heads to the Storage Yard.
>Stella attempts to pry open the Titanium Crate.

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Stella, deciding that the Red Alley battle is already handled, heads to the Storage Yard. Deciding that there might be something cool in one of those titanium crates, she decides to get to work. She pulls out a chunk of wood from somewhere, and morphs it into a crowbar. She then attempts to pry the box open with it. And then the crowbar snaps in two. Deciding to take a different approach, she first casts Hex on the box, following up with a self-tune and then her weapon skill, targeting the box. Next, she pulls out another wooden block and fuses it with another titanium crate in the area, creating a massive handle. Now using the "Titanium Crate Warhammer", Stella smashes the box using slow but powerful strikes, trying to burst the box wide open.

If her attempt is a smashing success, Stella scoops up whatever's in the crate, and tosses it in the inventory.

Originally posted on 2017-01-08 19:42:00

Satsujin moves to G4, stares at the Crimson Thief Guard through her mask, and proceeds to cast Parry on herself.

"...You aren't going to go through me..."



Originally posted on 2017-01-09 05:48:00

Roan rushes to where Stella is just in case something bad happens.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 04:24:00

If we can win right now, Alias absconds on behalf of the party.
Otherwise:
If the Rogue is alive, Alias tosses an arrow at it, then retreats to J4.
If the Rogue is dead, Alias moves to H5 and looses an arrow into the first Guard, before retreating to I6.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 19:52:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 16

* Urken: Talk to the Miko.

"Oh, hey there, Urken.
...You are aware you're not actually using that name, right? ...Right?

*sigh* Either way, I should thank you for helping me out of this. To be bluntly honest, it's kind of dull with just taking care of the shrine and all, but if this is the alternative, it might be the better option for me.
Healers are not made to be DPS, after all. That incident last turn was fully part in the heat of the moment.
And the audience's fault.

I'll just get out of here for you guys, if that's okay."

Since the battle is complete, now onto the part of the map-based shenanigans.

• Stella uses some CREATIVITY and far too much MP to trash the box. It's definitely been dented a lot, but has still held on. In this hellish world, container objects shaped into a cube-like form or otherwise take far more damage then necessary. You still deal (28+4) Damage, though, so you made a considerable amount of progress.
• Roan goes to the Storage Yard for his TANK CHIVALRY. Nothing happens except for him almost getting impaled by a shard of debris from the Titanium Box.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 23:20:00

Alias wordlessly places her Yumi away, to better adjust her mismatched clothing. Gloves, hat- hats(?)- hat, shirt, jacket, jeans. There. Afterwards, she places 3 Levelup points into STRH (setting it to 6), before moving south of the Red Alley.

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 19:06:00

>Stella purchases Call for Help, swapping out Hex for it.
>Stella +1's her LUCK.
>She then keeps bashing that box. Die box, die!

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Stella sighs, and heads for the Market Stalls. She hands over 3,000 coins to Ruby to buy Call for Help, and attempts to strike up a bit of a conversation. Greetings. I was wondering if you'd have anything else more geared towards summoners. I'd rather not get too much blood on my own hands. Once she's done that, Stella heads back to Storage Yard, and blasts the crate across the room using a flurry of dark magic, knocking it into a block of wood she set down earlier. The wooden block morphs violently into a spire, crashing into the Titanium Crate and hopefully blowing it open. If it's still not open, Stella stomps on it with what appear to be some birch-wood clogs, until the crate gives in.

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 19:22:00

Baron goes South. Carefully.

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 22:48:00

Well, that battle was over really quickly. If the Titanium Crate over in the Storage Yard has not been opened yet, Satsujin heads on over to help out with that via rapid application of knife to box. If it has been opened... erm... hmm... Head there anyway, then head upwards to see why that exit is green?

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 13:26:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 17

Updates are now decreased to 3 days for some reason.
I need to fix this, probably.

• Alias +1's to STRH, then tries to go southwards of the Red Alley with Baron...
• You have barely any time to try before getting booted by the one guard that escaped. Well. You'll probably need one more person at least to get there properly...
• Stella spends some CASH MONEY to buy the one Summoning spell to equip. Stella then continues her box massacre RAMPA-
• You fall into the crate. You now realize in hindsight that maybe jumping on it was not the smartest move.
• Especially since you're now buried in a pile of hundreds of cards. Hm. Maybe...
• You take one of each and stick together a simple wooden holder for them.
• Stella has obtained the CARD DECK (Weapon).
• Satsujin moves North of the Storage Yard... and faceplants directly into a tower. You have the feeling you're very lucky your mere existence is not triggering a battle...
• Or I'm just too kind to not initiate another one so soon after.

(Why aren't they noticing me yet? Maybe I need to invest some level-ing, too...)

Originally posted on 2017-01-14 02:01:00

Baron puts 3 Level Points into STRH and 1 into HP.

Baron then goes to the Emerald Tower.

Originally posted on 2017-01-14 02:10:00

Satsujin stares at the tower for a few seconds, then slowly glances up. The emerald thief leader might notice the whole thing where she's covered in fairly fresh blood...

"..."

Then, she remembers something. That crimson entrance... Perhaps, if circumstances line up perfectly, the emerald thief gang could be pitted against the crimson thief gang. That'd help cut out a lot of work. Satsujin silently tilts her head at the emerald thief leader, as though curious... Then, she vanishes, having used Flashstep to leave. Somehow. Now, she's going on and heading to check out what the crimson thief gang have at their entrance.

Originally posted on 2017-01-15 09:19:00

Ozrozius puts one point into AGIL and one into HP, and then moves to the Emerald Tower.

Originally posted on 2017-01-15 17:57:00

Urken puts both points into STRENGTH!... and moves towards the Emerald Tower

Originally posted on 2017-01-16 14:15:00