Alias gets up, and strolls north of Finding An Exit.

Can't hurt to check this place out... Unless it can- which would suck.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 00:45:00

Satsujin stares at the thieves that are staring at her. Stare. Stare. Stare. Then, she slowly turns to focus her stare mostly on the Emerald Thieves.

"...You look like you want to pass through them... Funny coincidence... the group I'm with also will want to get through... When they arrive... both of our respective groups could benefit... if we just focused our efforts on the same goal... It would be easier... and more of you might survive... We have nothing to worry about... anything in our way will fall eventually... so the path would be cleared either way... and that's what you want... isn't it...?"

She seems to be offering the Emerald Thieves a temporary truce, going by her words. Admittedly she's doing it in the creepiest way possible, but it's the thought that counts.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 01:50:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 7

[color=#3333CC]It's surprisingly boring without contstant RNG rolling and watching you guys suffer for rolls.

• Teag claims the first post because Teag.
• Ozrozius gets back up and invests a point into AGIL, which would be helpful if they had 2 more to increase it.
• Ozrozius complains about the lack of Dark-typed objects in the shops. Notes are made of this.
• Ozrozius joins Teag and Satsujin on that one side road.
• Baron Nameless decides to invest in some tea. It looks like a useful short-term healing item.
• Alias investigates the one place that had not been investigated. Please check the map.
• Satsujin helpfully allies with those other Emerald Thieves that are technically allies anyway but now are because of word-made responses.
• I am good at grammar.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 03:11:00

>Stella moves to the Side Road.
>Stella will cast Tuned(Light) on Alias if she goes through with firing that arrow.

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Stella, having nothing better to do, decides to walk over to the Side Road. She notices Satsujin being... threatening, as usual.She decides to step in.

Why are you so obsessed with your petty murders? Haven't you brutally slain enough people already? Besides, the audience thinks it's absolutely disgusting... and I do, too. She sounds completely unearnest as she continues speaking. So, please stop that. Her voice suddenly goes soft for a second... I get that it's your thing, but I'd rather not witness more murders.

She then flips out her spellbook, prepping a quick enchantment just in case things go south.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 03:27:00

Dimitri warps into the Side Road for the possible battle.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 03:53:00

Alias casually observes the poster, before strolling on over to the Side Road. She cracks her knuckles, and addresses everyone.

...Charming as usual, Satsujin. Now- are we gonna do this? Or are we gonna stand around and wait for them to die of old age?

To answer her own question, Alias nocks an arrow, and sends it sailing towards the closest enemy.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 04:15:00

Baron also goes to the Side Road.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 21:13:00

Satsujin slowly turns to Stella, staring through her mask at her.

"...It's what I do... it was the first thing I was free to do... and I need the blood..."

...She trails off. Seems that at this stage, she won't be saying too much about her motivation. Hearing Alias, she nods, turning to face the Crimson Thieves, raising her knife to point it in their direction.

"...You're in the way..."

>Initiate battle, if it hasn't been done yet

Originally posted on 2016-12-17 00:56:00

Roan decides to go to the place where peeps are going to fight MOAR crimson thieves.

Originally posted on 2016-12-17 02:52:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 8

Everyone converges onto The Side Road. At this rate, the tension is palpable, and some of the audience are already setting up.
You immediately converge, hoping to get the first blows, but to no avail.
Acts are always in-battle, because of the hatred of vidyagame mechanics.

BATTLE: The Side Road
Courage Turn Limit: 5 Turns
Director's Instructions (Power):

• Keep all Emerald Thieves above 35% Health.
• Defeat the Crimson Thief Assassin last.
• Defeat 1 Enemy with Stella and 1 Enemy with Baron. {PROTIP: This means they have to get the last blow!}

This will be an interesting set of rules, to say the least.

Originally posted on 2016-12-18 01:04:00

Seeing as nobody else seems to be wanting to initiate, she moves to F7 and casts Counter on herself, clearly relying on the boost in dodge chance to help her stay not dead. She noticed something strange, though she's not in a position to go investigating...



Originally posted on 2016-12-18 23:26:00

-dis goes before the above action-

Baron moves to F9 and tosses an Earthslam towards G7.

Originally posted on 2016-12-18 23:56:00

>Stella casts Tuned on herself, and stays put.

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Stella takes note of her "objective"; that is, beating up a member of the Crimson Thieves. She shivers a little upon seeing the request. Seriously? I mean, at least they're just Mindscape-based creations. Not too much harm in obliterating them. To prepare for what she must do, she applies Tuned to herself. She then addresses Baron, who is being silly. Redirect your Earthslam. Or just cast it earlier. I don't know. She absently watches the battlefield, and takes note of her allies. She addresses the Emerald Rogues, attempting to sound polite. Instead, she simply comes out as uninterested. Please deal with the Rogues for us with your bombs. If you don't, I believe we'll all die a most horrible death.

Originally posted on 2016-12-19 03:38:00

Hezetor spawns at B7 and attacks the cracked wall at B5

Originally posted on 2016-12-19 13:52:00

Roan goes to F8 and whacks the 2nd Crimson Rogue before retreating to D10.

Alright, time to get a special.

Hopesplode
SP Needed: 500
Fills: Damage, Getting Yelled At, Finishing a Battle
Ability: Kills everything in the battle. EVERYTHING.

Knight's Armor
SP Needed: 250
Fills: Defending, Protection, Support
Ability, All allies gain +1 AC and +1 Regen for 2 Turns. Cannot be Dispelled.

Originally posted on 2016-12-19 17:04:00

Alias fires an arrow at Crimson Rogue 3, then moves to B8 if she can. If she can't do both due to ordering, she'll move to B8, then attack the Crimson Rogue 1 if she can. Regardless of her action, she then focuses.

Originally posted on 2016-12-19 19:58:00

Dimitri moves to F7, casually uses Whirlwind, and retreats to E5.

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 01:38:00

Auth, who has been idle for a while, wakes the hell up and runs over to the Side Road battle and spawns in on B9. He is surprised to find Emerald Thieves as allies.

Honestly, this is going to be very damaging to our image...

Auth mutters to himself.

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 23:24:00

LYRASCAPE SIMULATOR: SEASON 1 EPISODE 9

Enemies are now very aware that they can use unfair mechanics.
Don't let them do that.
Also, Dimitri took quite a beating there... heal them up before it's too late.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 01:11:00

Alias moves to F8, and fires at CrimsonBowman2 at J8.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 02:32:00