I REFUSE TO CONFORM TO YOUR STEREOTYPES!!! >NO

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>Yeah...

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 17:08:00

You decide to ask Blue why she got sent to this school.

"Oh, uh..." Blue pauses for a second, "I may or may not have stolen $10.24 million dollars from my father's company."

Woah... You want to ask more questions, but Blue doesn't look as though she's going to elaborate further. Luckily, this somewhat awkward moment is interrupted by one leather jacket clad student running around the corner. Eric barely stops himself in time to avoid crashing into you.

"You two!" Eric says, "Did either of you see a student run by?"

You both respond in the negative.

"Hmmph," he says, "Where are your hall passes?"

Uh... Luckily, Blue saves you.

"...it's after school," she replies.

Eric seems to be caught off guard by that fact, but soon says, "That's no excuse! Why are you two wandering around the hallways after school? What are you up to!?"

"I could ask the same of you. You're..." Blue sighs before continuing, "...off duty."

"Not that it's any of your business, but I'm on the tail of criminal scum! Are you sure you didn't see him run by?"

You ask Eric what the criminal looked like.

"I only caught a glimpse, but he was wearing a robe!" Eric says, "...so one of the occult club people, probably."

Huh. Now that you think about it, you did see someone who might have been Erelye entering the staircases you just passed...

"So, did you see him?" Eric asks, "I'll remind you that lying to a hall monitor is... a very rude thing to do!"

Well, did you see him?

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 20:28:00

Criminal? What criminal? I don't see a criminal.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 20:32:00

Tell Eric that hall monitor or not, if he's trying to police things, the least he could try to do it be polite.
Refuse to give him any information if he's going to be rude.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 20:45:00

Don't lie at him, lying is bad, we don't lie at all, absolutely tell him that you didn't see anybody.

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 20:59:00

What's a criminal?

Originally posted on 2016-04-29 21:33:00

Point out the fact that being rude is never a good way to get infomation.

Then tell Eric that what he saw was cleary his overpowering sense of justice going haywire, creating a fake "criminal". then say we forgot what that is, and ask him,

"Wat is criminal????????????????"

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 10:26:00

You want to berate Eric for being rude, but you barely know the guy... You settle on just saying you didn't see anyone. Eric nods, and runs past the two of you.

"Well, we're here," Blue says, "...we were here two minutes ago, actually."

You look where she's motioning, and open the door. The two of you enter. Blue plugs a stick into one of the computers, and quickly prints off a few papers. She takes out a folder from her bag, and puts the papers in, before handing the folder to you. You take it. You watch as Blue takes out a tablet from her bag and plugs it into the computer. You're not sure what she's doing...

"...you can leave now," she says, not turning around.

Right... You leave the room, and head home. At home, you toss the folder on your desk and open it up. Hmm, there's only a few sheets of paper, but there's also a USB. Guess you should probably look at the stuff.

Will you look at the sheets first, or put in the USB first?

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 18:04:00

Read the papers first.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 18:06:00

[X] Read the papers.

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 18:11:00

Read the obviously top secret Illuminati documents Papers

Originally posted on 2016-04-30 21:31:00

Insert the papers into the USB slot and read the USB clip.
Wait, whoops.
Read the papers since everyone seems to want that one first, it really doesn't matter which one we do first, since we're going to get both anyways.

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 00:22:00

Ask your parents if they would ever, strictly theoretically, sign a waiver that gives someone permission to throw you into a snake pit.

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 00:54:00

Read ze papers

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 01:36:00

You grab the sheets of paper, and start reading them. They... aren't very interesting. A few of funding request forms from clubs, though somewhat interestingly, once of them seems to be from the rebel council. A sheet that tells you that the student council currently has $5417, as well as the information needed to access this money. A few stapled sheets outlining for what other clubs can request funding for, as well as how much the student council itself should be spending. Well, you guess you probably shouldn't have expected this job to be very interesting.

You decide you may as well look at the USB as well. You plug it into your laptop. Hmm. It's about what you were expecting, a bunch of spreadsheets and a few documents... You get a desktop notification. Huh, looks like someone's emailed you. Hmm, it's from one of the shared student council emails. The message is brief.

Forgot to give you a file, take this.

Sure enough, there's an attachment: SpendingSept16.pdf

Will you download the attachment?


Originally posted on 2016-05-01 17:12:00

Why not?

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 17:19:00

Something tells me it's a bad idea. No.

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 18:15:00

[X] No. Check which student council it is, out of paranoia.

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 18:29:00

Check which student council, then download it. What if PDF stands for Please Destroy (this) File (for your own safety)?

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 22:00:00

Mentally run through everyone you gave your email to.

Also, if the other council is requesting money, check to see what they're requesting it for, then cross reference that with the sheet detailing what clubs can request money for.

The power of the purse is astronomically valuable.

Originally posted on 2016-05-01 23:43:00